2. You are crammed in a seat on the bus with 2 others, both of them being really fat
3. The kid grading your paper is the kind of person that always asks questions on every single answer and reads every one of your questions aloud
4. Pop quiz- worth 20 pts. on your grade but you forgot to study
5. The kid next to you wont shut up but you’re blamed for it and have to sit elsewhere
6. The morning- self explanatory
7. The teacher asks for everyone to turn in their homework right when you remember that that’s what you were forgetting last night
8. You are grading the paper of the person in front of you that turns around every 10 seconds to ask how they are doing so far
9. There is a big assembly with really cool, really gross stuff when you’re called on the intercom to sign out to see the doctor
10. You start having dreams about school
11. You have to wrack up all your brains to make a retarded list like this one for no reason but to make fun of school
12. There is a big field trip but you fall ill the day of the trip and cant go
13. You are in a group project with your class and one of the other student’s parents thinks you’re a troublemaker and decides to yell at you even though you did nothing wrong
14. Your teacher seems nice at the start or the year- but he/she soon turns out to be your worst nightmare
15. You are positively sure you aced the test when you get it back and get a D; apparently the teachers helper graded it and you have to make it get re-graded for that A but now its so full of red marks your parents get suspicious and write a note about having a “chat”
16. Your lunch card disappears from your binder only to reappear in the same place it was supposed to be after the lunch hour’s over
17. The classroom is freezing and you are shivering as well but the teacher has an immense weight problem and is too coated in blubber to turn the heat up; you and your friends tell him/her its too cold but they still wont turn it up complaining that they’ll sweat if they do
18. Chosen last for the dodgeball team in P. E.
19. You finally score a seat by all the smart popular girls and the first thing you do is fall asleep at your desk, drooling all over the place and being looked at quite disgusted when you wake up
20. The school is so crowded you have to share a locker with a really slutty girl who gives the combination to all prospective suitors; as they leave love notes in her locker they decide to see if they can steal your spare lunch card and somehow get free food off of it, but when the lunch lady harasses them about it they damn near destroy the card and discard of it in the hallway by your locker for one of your teachers to find and return to you; and then you have to write a note to a principal asking for the combination to be changed and the locker partner is scolded... just to share the new combination with her man-whores all over again. Ahh, the cycle never ends, does it? 8th grade really sucked. In fact, all of middle school sucks. And if you think it didn't, then you're lying.
