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Barbies that Never Made the Cut
1. Genocide Hitler (comes with cyanide pills, gun, expose to cold water to see entrance wounds!)

2. Stoner Barbie (comes with mushroom-shaped bong, blunt and my-size heroin needle!)

3. Homosexual Ken (comes with pastel polo shirt and spunky personality!)

4. Pimpin' Ken (sold separately: gold-plated RC Rolls Royce!)

5. Redneck Barbie and Ken (comes with thirteen children, beer keg and abusive power!)

6. Pregnant Nun Barbie (comes with habit and magnet-detachable fetus!)

7. Dirty Priest Ken (comes with choir boy!)

8. O.J. Simpson (collector's edition) (comes with glove, the Gun That Did It)

9. Girls Gone Wild Barbie (anatomically correct! Includes magnet-detachable censor bar!)

10. Rape Victim Barbie (comes with detachable organs and fake blood!)

11. Soccer Riot Kelly (comes with soccer ball, dip in cold water to see bruises!)

12. Gothic Barbie (comes with masochistic attitude and my-size spiked bracelet!)

13. Terrorist Barbie and Friends (comes with strap-on plastic explosives and turban!)

14. Knights of the Ku Klux Klan Ken (comes with white robe and miniature wooden cross!)

15. Tortured Jude Barbie (dip in cold water to see bruises and tattoo on left arm!)

16. Slit-Me-Slut-Me Susie (comes with pointy shard of glass and skanky clothes!)

17. Godfather Ken (comes with my-size kiss ring!)

18. My Size Slut Barbie (three feet of pure prosti-tot! Her clothes fit you!)