1. I hope you get a nasty paper cut between your thumb and forefinger!
2. I hope you choke on your dinner… just a little bit!
3. I hope you step on a pointy twig when you walk outside barefoot!
4. I hope phone solicitors call you every night during dinner for the next week!
5. I hope someone feeds you (food the person is allergic to)!
6. I hope a mosquito bites you in a really bad place during your sleep!
7. I hope your car doesn’t start until the third try!
8. I hope your dentist tells you that you have a minor case of gingivitis!
9. I hope you get a parking violation ticket for a small amout of money!
10. I hope you get a tick on your back in the area you can’t reach!
11. I hope you accidentally misplace your favorite CD for a really long time!
12. I hope you get a bad wedgie during a big public speech!
13. I hope you miss something really fun due to a minor case of influenza that’s going around!
14. I hope the store runs out of your favorite food the next time you’re there!
15. I hope you accidentally run over something in the road and feel kinda bad about it!
16. I hope you get in a fight with your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/life partner!
17. I hope something erases all the saved information on all your favorite games!
18. I hope you get a false positive for some rare, exotic, out-of-place disease and become mildly stressed about it for a few hours while the doctors find out what they did wrong!
19. I hope all the good parking places are taken the next time you go somewhere!
20. I hope the monsters under your bed come out tonight!
21. I hope you die of old age, surrounded by friends and family except for your favorite relative, because they were ostracized from the rest by being "different"!
22. I hope you don't get what you really, really, really want for Christmas!
23. I hope you drop some change at the store and the person behind you picks it up and keeps it!
24. I hope the next restaurant you visit messes up your order!
25. I hope you spend a few hours walking around before someone mentions your fly is open!
