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Worst Things to be for Halloween
1. Yourself
2. Any various form of fruit
3. Giant Paintball
4. Video game character with a gender opposite to that of yours
5. Actual fire
6. Water
7. Sausage
8. Hamster Boy
9. Osama bin Laden
10. Adolf Hitler
11. KKK member
12. Porn Star
13. Exact Clone of your Parents
14. Invisible Man
15. Communist
16. Bill Clinton
17. Clown
18. Fire Hydrant
19. A Pair of Undies, Ladie's or Otherwise
20. Cattle Manure
21. Any outfit that takes more than one person to wear
22. Homer Simpson on a fad diet
23. Transvestite
24. Streaker
25. Plastic Lawn Flamingo
26. Human Yo-Yo
27. God
28. You and a group of friends as the cast of "Star Wars"
29. Street Mime
30. Applesauce
31. "SpongeBob Squarepants" character
32. Drug Lord
33. Casper the Friendly Ghost
34. Cheese
35. Mushroom/Toadstool
36. Any other form of Fungi
37. Teacher
38. Other terrorist leader than #9