2. The Berenstain Bears and the New Baby... Because the *beep*ing Condom Broke
3. Goosebumps: Camp Final Solution
4. The Berenstain Bears Move Away While Sister Bear is Sleeping Because They Are Tired of Her Angsty Shit
5. The Toking Tree
6. The Giving Tree 2- A Lesson in Lumberjacking
7. Elmo Gets His First STD
8. The Poky Little Puppy Gets Rabies
9. The Count Does His Taxes
10. Curious George Rats on the Mafia
11. Bob the Builder Makes a Flamethrower
12. Dora the Explorer Goes to the Jackson Residence
13. Curious George and the OB-GYN Experience
14. Little Tommy in the Red Light District
15. C://DOS C://DOS RUN RUN DOS RUN
16. Arthur Goes to Prison for Extortion
17. The Wiggles Explore Homosexual Orgies
18. Clifford's Other Big Red Dog
19. Nobody Poops Except You and That is Concentrated Sin Leaving Your Behind
20. Mickey Mouse Meets His Steamboat Willie
21. The Magic School Bus and Sexual Intercourse
22. Big Bird Goes Shopping for Anal Toys
23. "C" is for Contraband by C. Monster
24. The Anarchist's E-Z Bake Oven
25. The Cat in the HOOD
26. Oh, the Places You'll Go on E!
27. Strawberry Shortcake Gets Baked
28. Charlotte's Webcam
29. Little Tommy Kills a Commie for Mommy
30. Little Jane Goes to Jail for Downloading MP3s
31. Pb is for Lead
32. Chicken Soup for the Aborted Fetus' Soul
33. Billy Likes Holding Other Boy's Hands
34. Mommies Have Toys Too
35. Fun Pranks to Pull on Fatties
36. Where the Sidewalk Ends and I-64 Begins
37. It's Fun Dressing Up as a Ghost and Burning the Lowercase Letter T in People's Front Yards
