The "Old Lady" List
	I found this weird list several years ago as I was searching for a player's guide to some really old computer game that ran on DOS. It said "oldlady" on the top in tiny print and below had a list of unusual statements and questions. Here they are: Wouldn't it be funny if everyone suddenly quacked at once? The Pope was once Jewish, you know. I'll bet you have some really interesting dreams. So, I think I'm going to Amsterdam this year. Son, you need a yellow haircut. I think it's wonderful what they're doing with incense these days. I wasn't always a woman, you know. Does your mother know you're a dope dealer? Are you high on something? Oh, you must be from California. I used to be a hippie, myself. There's nothing like having lots of money. You look like an aardvark! Haven't I seen you on TV? I think hemorrhoid commercials are really neat! We only use 20% of our brains, so why not burn out the other 80% I'd like to sell you an edible poodle. I am the walrus! Jesus loves you more than you will know. I feel an unaccountable urge to dye my hair blue. Wasn't Jane Fonda wonderful in Barbarella? Would you like a jelly baby? What goes up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up? What gets wet as it dries? My mother is a goat. She's very happy about that. Glory, Glory Derby County, and the Rams go marching ON!