The Team Toilet needs no introduction, well only a small one, for those of you who have not had the pleasure of a night out with me and drunken tales of hockey shennanigans.
The Team Toilet was brought to The University of East Anglia by a Mr Daniel White, he travelled the length of the country from The University of Manchester Institute of Science and Technology, where the tradition had stood for an unrevealed amount of time. (Dan fill me in on the story please).
Anyway at the end of every hockey match (home or away) the team democratically votes on who should be that week's Team Toilet. Nominations are presented to the rest of the team as to why that person should receive the coverted Toilet Seat.
Nominations are usually drunken related i.e. he pulled some minger last Thursday, pulling an Planet, having sex whilst on the phone to relations, leaving drunken notes, being born 9000 years to late, or the mundane affairs such as Birthdays, being the captain, scoring own goals, scoring hat-tricks, or simply being a fresher (always a punishable crime).
Votes are cast in heats of three nominees, the winners (or losers depending on how you look at it) of each heat progress, until a winner is crowned the Team Toilet. The Spoof committee then convene and concoct a hideous pint of alcoholic ingredients to be consumed by the Team Toilet within the time it takes to sing his desired song.
The Toilet Seat must not be removed until midnight of that day, this is considered to be a crime of the highest order and punishable by however the Chairman sees fit. |
