Maniac Mansion
By. Mr.Shelby
The story of 3 teens in their fight to surive and save a friend.
Ah, Maniac Mansion an old classic NES game that people have mixed feelings over. At first glance a person would say this game simply sucks ass but a deeper look into the game changes the minds of people who really get into the puzzles, and the story. The intro of the game, as you see to your left, doesnt tell much this game is really hard to figure out and endtill you beat it you wont fully understand wtfs going on. Anyway on with the review.
The Characters
The Whore of the group that all the males want to fuck
Razor
The name instantly shows us that this bitch uses not her brain but her body. She is useless, she has no skills at all besides being a stupid bitch and is really worthless to helping you in the house. There is no known advantage to her being around besides giveing Dave a since or releaf after a long day of puzzle solveing.
Dave
The useless guy thats just kinda around...
The main character of the game Dave. He has no special abilitys but you will use him most of the game endtill you get to a part that u need help with some puzzle. His only use is to make one of the evil baddies of the house chase him a few rooms down then hide him then switch to another character and get into the area the baddie was guarding other than that...hes useless.
On with the review HERE
Note: Dave does not have any gay two lines of text talking about him like the other characters there for i just used Razor.
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That ones Dave for the dumbass readers.