Princess Tomato
Here is a game that nearly NO one knows about and I think im the only known person on this planet who would actually spend my time.... Anyway this game was brought to light about 10 years ago, hell i thought some freek just made the rom himself but it was actually trademarked by the respectful gameing company of japs Nintendo. In this very strange story you take the role of the unamed hero the only way i can describe this "hero" to you is simply this....he is an Onion....Well with that out of the way *thank you jesus thank you* With jesuses help im able to move on i cant say it will be a safe, secure, or even fun ride but here we go...
The Story
Well honestly there is no story but ill give u the "background" Your an Onion...the Princess, who is a tomato *no shit* has been captured by evil beings such as....carrots, celery, other evil onions, and they even threw in some fruit such as...apples, oranges, AND we all know that a TOMATO is a fruit too so the story sudjest that you play the role of a turn coat onion who betrayed the other vegies to help the good fruits "sorry i made the fruits sound bad they are good" Thats the story as far as i can possibly tell it has no intro you just kinda start in this field place. On with gameplay.
Gameplay *yay*
Ok gameplay is really really fucked up but heres the "lowdown" on it. You start the game you try to move but have no luck but then you notice a strange pointer that you can move! After mastering this diffcult task you will notice options around the screen *general things like look around, talk, ect.* you use these items to solve puzzles in the game to move on you also have the "Move" option which takes you to the next area of your chooseing. Each area has only one frame so theres not mch to look at. Near the start of the game you find your frinedly parntner an apple who does have a name but it leaves my mind which requires water to wake him up. So u gotta goto the fountain get water in a bottle then give it to him and he wakes up see how it works? Well thats generaly how its done with EVERYTHING in the game so if you can move the pointer to the right place then you will be good at this game. Sadly i sucked ass at the pointer thing and just gave up.
Extra Notes *bet you glad i got another section*
So the games pretty fucked up we know that but what about its positive things i rarely do this when im bitching about a funny-bad game but here we go the game is alittle fun and you might enjoy figureing it out its just the whole idea of an Onion being a hero and the object of the game being to save a Tomato *and yes i just caped the T in Tomato lol* It sounds like a joke hell Matt you coulda just made the whole thing up! WRONG i didnt and to prove it ill let you download the rom for yourself and give it a go! If you dont want to try it then just view the screenshots *when they are there* and that will be proof enough.
Click here to goto the screenshots *note* this link will not be active endtill I have the shots done.
By. Mr. Shelby