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A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside. He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.

"Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home." The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep.

"You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said. "Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?"

"You left your wheelchair at the bar again."

Fark posted on the 17-10-02 by bigchris

Long time no update eh? It's getting like that nowdays. Well ive got a reasonably big update for all you fags. Some really silly signs.

So, about this whole bali thing. It's pretty stupid what the world is coming too, things blowing up here, planes flying into buildings there, why can't we all just get along? If these cunts wanna fight a war, then bloody get your fucking army and fight the damn war, not all this blowing up building crap. I mean, what it's all coming too, you won't be able to walk down the street without getting blown up.

And if anyone cares, i've put the archives up, back to around the start of June, i'll try and find my earlier ones. Check out the Archives page.

Take it easy, and if you have anything funny jokes/pics give me a yell, bigchris_x@hotmail.com and i'll chuck it up. Make sure you have a good one.

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