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| BASICS: Name: Patricia, Patty, Patsy, Patty-pie. Age: 17 Location: That one place. To get there, you go right at that one intersection, then make a left at that one rock. Next, follow that one road to the little street with the christmas tree. Height: 5'10 Weight: As if I'd ACTUALLY tell you that Occupation: Full time Student, part time sales associate, Stupid kid, loser. General interests: Things that I like. General disinterests: Things I don't like. Family Unit: Mom, Dad, Becko, Maggo, Sammo, Willie-o, Zoey-o and Pudgemo. **The last four listed are dog, dog, cat, cat.** Goals: Create own Magazine--"PS"--everything no one else will write about. Go to college and not flunk out. Live forever. |
| Things I like: Music, writing, speaking English, acting like I can speak Spanish, the sound velcro makes, post-its, Dunkin' Donuts, driving fast, dodging bullets, CD singles, computers that aren't stupid and assinine (if there actually are any), doggies, moolah, Jell-O, Spaghetti, fire, black pens, graphing calculators, being 'naughty' in chat rooms, kitties, big comfy couches, my bed, when it's nice and cool outside, Wendy's friench fries dipped in a Frosty, air conditioning, Culver's Ice cream, keeping in touch with friends, talking on the phone, my cellular phone, baggy pants, being able to wear jeans to work, jean skirts, Our Lady Peace (YAY!), Windows Media Player, playing the guitar, boys, singing, voice chatting on Yahoo (Yay yahoo!), Being right all the time, winning, calling in sick (if I'm really not), plastic cups, baseball games, flirting, being young and stupid, bowling, Jon Stewart, Geeks!, Emo kids, making stupid website backgrounds, cheese, peace and love, hippies, folk music, punk music, rock music, George Clooney (Eep!), tanning, the smell of the beach, pools, friends, trees, caterpillars, acting smart, very high speed limits, birdies, Cheetos, feeling loved, feeling important, interior decorating, honesty, partying, muh birfday, mi familia, freetranslation.com, good grades, cute boys who like all the things I do :D |
| Things I dislike: Fake people, people who think I like them, especially when I don't, owing someone money, lack of money in general, sounding stupid, being stupid, when you accidently knock the surge protector with your foot, so the computer turns off, right in the middle of typing your 'dislikes' list on your personal web page, and having it not save! When you're talking about someone, and not saying the nicest things, and they walk into the room (Karma's a bitch!), sticky things, warm milk, dirt, thunderstorms, tornados, html (because I just don't get it!), cleaning up dog poop, being told I can't do something, sunburn, pop music, preppy wannabe punky people, Kelly Osbourne (for trying to take punk sheik and take it mainstream. I'll never forgive her!), lack of sleep, alarm clocks, body odor, Wal-Mart, when it's really hot!, driving slow, hypocrites, losing touch with people, the word "No," things that are slimey, choosing a college, being told to do something I don't want to do, cleaning, religious radicals, having to sell my soul to the devil, trying to find someone to buy my car, poseurs, litter boxes, when my cell phone battery sputters out, when I sputter out, the color mauve, Jean Claude Van Damme, mortality, cancer, psychic powers, when your printer runs out of ink right in the middle of a big school report (on the night before it's due, at 11:30 when everything's closed!), Pompass assholes, when I don't know everything, not being the center of attention, meat, when I'm *SO* close to closing a $1500 sale with someone, and they say "We'll think about it," time (or the lack of it). |
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