| Xmen: What you won't read in the comics Issue number 16: The gathering continues By Debby Lance: How long do I have to keep my hair long like this? And my costume! Gah! I want a tux…and a haircut! I look like white trash in this! I have too much money to look like this! Remy: ::holds a daisy:: she loves me, she loves me not, she loves me, she loves me not. Rahne: Remy! ::bounds over to where remy sits wearing a tie dye shirt:: Remy: How's my groovy babe doin'? Rahne: Great! Pietro: :: sitting on a box:: I’m going to dye my hair black Mystique: Now, Pietro, you can’t do that. Why would you want to do that anyway? You’re quickSILVER. SILVER. Your hair needs to be silver! Pietro: But I don’t look good enough! I never get any girls, everybody makes fun of me. I just don’t know what to do. I mean, look at Scott. He has all the girls! Scott: ::Walking by:: Yeah, like, I really want to have like, all the girls. You know I’m like, so totally gay! Pietro: See, I’m not the only one not happy here. Jubilee: ::sings:: Yo quiero volar... Mystique: Why me? Lance: I demand a better character! I don’t want to be trash! Mystique: Lance! You're a member of the Brotherhood of evil mutants! Lance: So, how about I be a drug lord. They get a lot of money. Mystique: I need an aspirin Rahne: Hey, remy, I got you a new peace pendent. Remy: Thanks, ya know, hippies don't get any credit anymore. What happened to piece and love? Rahne: ::shrugs:: Jubilee: ::sings:: Le conozco, yo caminé con usted una vez sobre un sueño. Le conozco, ese destello en sus ojos soy un destello tan familar. Y sé que es verdad, ese las visiones es raramente lo que se parecen. Pero si le conozco, sabré lo que usted hará, usted me amaré inmediatamente, la manera que usted hizo una vez sobre un sueño Kitty: Yo! I can’t find my leather jacket! Which one of you punks stole it! Lance: maybe she should be a j.d Pietro: ::Looks innocent:: I didn’t do anything. Todd: ::Hides behind a door:: Magneto: Yaaaaaaaaall ::does the pee dance:: why is everyone in tha bathroom?! ::whines somemore:: Kitty: Rogue, you stole it!! Didn’t you!! Rogue!! Where are you!! Rogue: I didn’t take it. Logan!! Did you take my fuzzy pink slap bracelet? Logan: Why would I do that? Rogue: Because you have been wanting it since I got it! Jean: Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner, an Oscar Meyer Weiner I would be! Cause if I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner, everyone would be in love with me! Scott: Shut up with that stupid song!! That’s my song!! Jean: is not! Scott: is too! Kitty: shut up both of you!! Pietro: Kitty, please be nice. You know I’m a sensitive person. Tabby: ::sitting on rug in a peculiar position:: Scott: like, what are you doing, Tabby? Tabby: I’m praying for peace and tranquility Todd: like that will ever happen. Where’s my antibacterial soap? Rogue: I think Victor has it. Logan! I want my bracelet! Logan: I told you I don’t have it! Kitty: ::punches Pietro:: I found my jacket! In your bag!! Pietro: I’m sorry! Don’t hurt me! Magneto: Why is everyone ignoreing me?!?!? ::whines and follows logan around:: Jubilee: ::sings:: Si los theres un premio para el juicio putrefacto, yo son seguros yo han ganado ya eso. ?Soy enfermo y cansada del agravation, de que es la historia antigua, estado allí, hecha eso! Charles: Jubilee, stop singing disney songs in spanish!!! You're not even mexican. You're chinese! Jubilee: Fine :: Sings mary poppins:: Gerade hilft ein Löffel voll des Zuckers der Medizin, unten zu gehen, die Medizin gehen unten, die Medizin gehen unten. Gerade hilft ein Löffel voll des Zuckers der Medizin, in die herrlichste Weise unten zu gehen! Kurt: You can sing in german?! Scott: Kurt, will you marry me? Kurt: Ewwww!!! Vhat are you? Gay? Scott: um, actually… Rogue: Kurt, you’re taking the ‘be the character, live like the character, sleep like the character, walk like the character, be one with the character ’ thing WAY too far. Kurt: Oh, sorry. Remy: Ya know, ya should be kinder than that. Rogue: Hey, go hug a tree! Remy: ::pouts:: Rahne: Hey!! You made Remy cry! Rogue: so what? Logan: ::comes out of the bathroom singing:: I am stuck on the bandaid brand cause bandaids are stuck on me. Yes I'm stuck on the bandaid brand cause germs don't stick on me! Pietro: Why is he singing that? Mystique: ::stares in astonishment:: he doesn't even need bandaids! Kitty: Anyone have a cigarette? Charles: I got one! Kitty: I want it. Charles: No! it’s mine! Kitty: You’ll get lung cancer you old fart! Charles: I’m twenty! And you’ll get it, too! Kitty: yeah, that’s why you have no hair, right? Charles: ::jumps out of wheelchair:: You wanna take this outside! Kitty: Bring it on! Tabby: can’t we all be one with our souls? Kitty: shut your trap! Pietro: Why won’t the yelling stop? Mystique: I’m taking a coffee break. And about twenty aspirin Kurt: Anyone have a cell phone? Rogue: Yeah, I got one. Kurt: thanks! ::dials number:: hello? Is my sweet wonderful sugar fairie at home? Rogue: are you calling Debby again? Kurt: Um, Rogue: gimme that! ::snatches phone away from Kurt:: Kurt: awww, rogue! Rogue: you are not to speak to that trash! Kurt: But Rogue!! Rogue: No! you are MY boyfriend! Hey, is Scott wearing a fuzzy pink slap bracelet? Scott: uh oh. Rogue: gimme that you gay freak!! Kurt: ::sneaks away:: Rogue: oh no you don’t Kurt: but I don’t want to be your boyfriend!! I could DIE being your boyfriend! Rogue: tough! Kitty: ::swings a punch at Charles, Charles hits the ground:: I win! Give me that cigarette! Charles: ::tosses up cigarette:: Scott: I wish I had a boyfriend. Magneto: ::gets tired of following Logan and starts to follow scott:: Scoooooooott... can I have some caaaaaaaaaaandy??? Jean: ::bouncing up and down:: LALALALALALALA Fred: someone help me get this costume off. Scott: Fred, will you be my boyfriend? Fred: yeah, sure! Scott: really? Fred: no! are you crazy? Jubilee: I think I'm going to sing some more ::sings hymns:: Soldati cristiani in avanti, in marcia quanto alla guerra. Con la traversa di jesus, continuante prima.... Julia: I brought your coffee, piety! Pietro: what do I have to do to get you to go away!! ::cries:: Julia: But, Pietro. ::pouts:: Debby: Kurt? You didn’t call and I got worried. Oh, hi Julia! Julia: Pietro was mean. ::pouts:: Debby: ::slaps Pietro:: Kurt: Run, Debby!! Rogue’s on a rampage!! Rogue: GET AWAY FROM MY BABY, YOU FREAK!! Debby: is she wearing a pink sweater? Kurt: RUN! Debby: Um. Okay. ::runs away:: Rogue: drats, she got away! Kurt: wait for me, Debby!! ::runs after:: Rogue: KURT WAGNER!! Logan: anyone see my razor? Victor: I’m using it Logan: okay. You want to borrow my deodorant as well? Victor: Sure! Then we can go to the arboridum and look at all the pretty flowers. Julia: um, I will never read Xmen in the same light again. Debby: ::Comes back with Kurt.:: We lost her!! Julia: this is WEIRD! Debby: you know? I need to write a fanfic about this! Man! When this reaches the public! Logan and Victor share deodorant! And Remy's a ::pauses:: Hippie? Julia: Alright! Come on! ::Debby and Julia skip off the set and mass chaos continues:: |