ducks(& their evil spirits), bubble wrap, ali-g, ketchup, neopets & eminem of course....
why we worship:
we believe that all other religions are pure & utter crap & have no respect for them or the people that worship them whatsoever.
where we worship:
@ pondz!!!!!!!
how we worship:
well, you're supposed to wrap ppl up in bubble wrap, stik pinz in them then sacrifice them to the ducks, but saying the prayer now & again will be quite suffice!
*thou shalt not eat chinese crispy duck
* thou shalt hav rough sublime sex with as many members of the opposite sex as possible
*thou shalt be disrespectful of other peoples beliefs & opinions.
*thou shalt get drunk & disorderly
* thou shalt be unecessarily mean.
*thou shalt yell abuse at thy neighbour.
*thou shalt not take ali-g'z name in vain.
*guys shalt not engage in sexual relations with members of the same sex or they will be sacrificed!!!
*thou shalt not have sexual relations with ducks.
*thou shalt spam thouself if thou even considers doing any of the above acts!!!
hail ducks full of quacks, may ali-g be with thee, blessed art thou amoung bubble wrap & blessed iz the tazte of thy warm ketchup, holy shady father of rap, pray for our neopets now & until the hour of their death.
harm men