1)Are you prepared to have a boy friend who is lusted by every woman with at least one working eye?
YES=go to no.3 NO=go to no.2
2)Why are you doing this quiz?? Go away to a chat room. You might meet somone you like there
3)Do you like a romantic, sensitive lad or a wild and crazy party animal PARTY=go to no.4 ROMANCE=go to no.5
4)Would you like your man to drive you home after your date or snuggle in a taxi? TAXI=go to no.6 DRIVE=go to no.7
5)Would the sight of your man texting another girl during your romantic meal reduce you to tears? YES=go to no.8 NO=go to no.9
6)Are hyperactivity and an attention span thats shorter than Brooklyn Beckhams vocabulary qualities what you look for in a man?
YES=go to no.10 NO=go to no.11
7)Even if he spends the whole journy looking into the rear view mirror?
YES=go to no.12 NO=go to no.8
8)Would you mind your boyfriend spending half his time with his famous footballer mates? YES= go to no.9 NO=go to no.13
9)Does your ideal night out involve kareoke in any way, shape or form? YES=go to no.15 NO=go to no.14
10)You open your newspaper to see your boyfriend being comprised by an unknown girl outside a club. Will this make you choke on your cornflakes? YES=go to no.11 NO=go to no.16
11)In your opinion is Roger Trotter fit? (look at the pic at bottom of page if ya dony know who he is!) YES=go to no.16 No=go to no.12
12)Do you like your man buff or built like a broom handle? BROOM HANDLE=go to no.17 BUFF=go to no.18
13)Would you object to havin Saturday night cut short to get home to watch the footy? YES=go to no.12 NO=go to no.14
14)Are you happy to rub baby oil into your mans chest three times a day? YES=go to to20 NO=go to no.21
15)Can your mam join you on your dates? YES=go to no.20 NO=go to no.21
16)You and your boyfriend are at the pictures when a car crashes on screen. He becomes tearful because there might be dolphins inside. Do you get up and leave? YES=go to no.17 NO=go to no.22
17)Do you believe we're all aliens? YES=go to no.22 NO=go to no.18
18)Your boy has to take his sacred duck pillow everywhere with him he goes. That's too freaky right? YES=go to no.24 NO=go to no.23
19)Can you handle a man who has to check the gass is off five times before he can leave the house? YES=go to no.23 NO=go to no.22
20)Do you consider a plate of rice, chicken and peas from YUM-YUMS on Londons Harrow Road romantic? YES=go to no.24 NO=go to no.19
21)Do you like your lads to be tall dark and handsom. YES=go to no.25 NO=go to no.20
22)YOU GET LEE!!! You have bagged a beauty. He will sing sweetly to you, but watch his wondering eye!! He'll take you on nice dates to the zoo, but its time to shart worrying when he asks you too meet with his mother!!
23) YOU GET KENZIE!!! Mammys little solder in one of pops hottest men! You can cope with his pillow and his compulsions, but can you cope with his mam when she finds when she finds you have been rubbing Baby Oil into her boys back!
24)YOU GET STRIDER!!! You like your boys smooth, so Mus is your man. But be sure to borrow a pair of gaolie gloves from one of his famous footballing pals, otherwise this olied god you love is liable to slip out of your grasp, leaving a greasy stain on your carpet!
25)YOU GET ROCKY B!!! (WOW, your lucky to get my babe but he is MINE so keep off right!! lol! I can always wish nd one day it might come true, you never know!) As the most sensitive member, he is the one for you! You go to the best restaurants- even if he is texting other girls from your table!
