Ok everyone at Central knew that i was a "good" student. I NEVER got in any serious trouble. Well i am coming clean and sayin i should have but i am so sneaky and i can negotiate anything and can argue with the wind and put up a reasonable arguement. Ok anyways back to the story. Early last October i found this anarchy file that had some "good" ideas on pranks to do at school. One of the pranks was called a flour bomb. A flour bomb consists of a paper towel bag with flour inside that is tied shut until just before it is thrown, so when u throw it covers the victim with a white cloud and of coarse flour gets everywhere on them. Anyways i made 3 or so flour bombs the nite before i planned to throw one in the gym at school before we went to homeroom. Ok i walked myself through this a couple of times on the bus with my best friend Brian O'Neill(he moved but we did all kinds of crazy pranks) that morning. Bryan and Melissa Michael(she's one of my good friends too) were going to sit with me in the M.S. 9 section in the gym and watch the action. Ok we got to school and sat in M.S. 9 section. There were like 5 teacher figures in there(Mr. Vaughn, Mr. Murphy, Mrs. Maddux, and the band teacher). So i was lookin for the rite time to throw the "bomb" so the teachers wouldn't see and i was hoping to not be seen by as many students as possible(cuz they'll narc on ya). Ok finally the coast was clear i sorta raised up and threw it to my left towards M.S. 7 section it came down on the Eminem wannabe and flour splattered everywhere on hit pants! Of everyone started laughing their heads off and this guy was like "what the heck happpened?". anyways me and bryan were laughin our heads off. Surprisingly not that many people actually saw me do it. The eminem dude got up and walked up the bleachers and pointed at everyone and was cussin at everyone. I was startin to get nervous now. Ok he said some stuff and went and TOLD Mr. Vaughn. I thot i mite have gotten away with this. They called my M.S. to go to class so i hauled butt to homeroom thinkin i got away with it. Anyways i hadnt finished my homework colorin some maps so i was colorin and Mr. Murphy comes in and says he needs me in his office. He asked me if i knew why he needed to talk to me and i said i think so, then he asked me why i did it and i said i didnt do it i was was just rite there next to the person who did it. So then he went to all the M.S 9 homerooms and asked all the students if they saw anything. Surprisingly he came back and said some people said i did it and otheres said some other guy did it. So i had one chance to convince him i didnt do it. Well he got some call in the office and told me to go to class by then it was 2nd period. He told me to come to his office tomorrow. So of coarse all day i was coming up with an arguement for the next day. Well of coarse there was all these "rumors" that i was responsible for it all, so my best friend Denial helped me. So i went about my day as normal. So the next mornin in the gym as i was walkin to my section and he told me to point "him" out so i looked for "him" and i just couldnt find him. Well Mr. Murphy told me to sit down and come to his office after i check in with my HR teacher and he kept sayin i need a name. So i said i dont know who did it so i dont know the name of the person who did it. So after i checked in and went to his office. I sat in his office for at least an hour and a half he was off dealin with some idiot probably. Well he came back and the continued interogation began. My plan wasnt to prove my innocence but to prove to him i wasnt guilty. Or at least convince him he wasnt gonna find out who did it. Well then he pulled this yearbook out and said i needed to point the guy out, so of coarse i said i couldnt find him: he could be new or changed from last year. He was growin increasingly impatience with me and i knew it. Well he got a call so he told me to sit in that little hallway. So i sat there and classes changed so i was askin people to "testify" that i didnt do it. I told them i could get them outa class if they did so Dustin Blodgett and Tim Farmer said they'd do it. Well after like 20 min of sittin there Murphy came back and i told him Dustin and Tim said they saw who did it. Well he went and got them and talked to them in his office(he told me to stand in the hall). Well he called me back in there and he had Dustin look throught the yearbook. He told us to go back to class and he was gonna ask some more people bout this. So all that rest of the week at lunch he'd tell me some people said i did it. My response was that how does he know that they ain't coverin for who really did it. So I would like to thank Dustin and Tim for coverin my butt. I GOT AWAY WITH IT!!!! I WAS LUCKY THOUGH. The funny thing is i changed my story like 20 times. I told him i didnt know who did it. I told him the guy was white and the guy was black and in M.S. 6. I guess he thought i really didnt know who did it. I'll never know. I probably would have gotten ISS or worse probably suspended if i would have been punished. AIN'T I JUST GOOD?
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