*Disclaimer- The apocalypse is a long way off. A good six or seven months, I'd imagine. Until you are absolutely, positively sure it's the end of the world, I wouldn't suggest doing anything too crazy. Until then, I do not recommend you follow any of the examples set by any of these characters. Exessive drinking is not cool, and please, for the love of god, don't drink and drive. Even one or two beers can inpair your reflexes and driving skills. Also, despite the example I set, smoking is not cool. Please refrain from hurting anybody, living or dead, any animals, or any long-since forgotten boc-choy. If you feel an uncontrollable rage, and you feel the only way to solve it is to lash out against somebody, please call 911. Or, in less-aggressive cases, go see a shrink. Do not, I repeat, do not cause any harm to pregnant women, for society will not let you slide. Please do not kill children. Please do not burn bodies, of either people or animals, even if you believe that they will turn into zombies. Do not put paralyzed children in the trunk of your car.
This story isn't as wrong as the rhyming story is, but it's still kind of bad. Once again, story is fiction. Don't turn it into reality.
Move along, nothing to see here.