*Disclaimer- I do not recommend you follow any of the examples set by any of these characters. Where to start, where to start: Murder of sentient beings, over-excessive drinking, wearing animal hides, cursing, murder of non-sentient beings (animals), telling other people to kill animals with a cross-bow, lust (I guess lust isn't that bad..), exploding a church, attempted murder of non-coporeal beings (ghosts), selling of illegial and dangerous weapons, etc, etc, etc...

Please refrain from hurting anybody, living or dead, and l or d animals. If you feel an uncontrollable rage, and you feel the only way to solve it is to lash out against somebody, please call 911. Or, in less-aggressive cases, go see a shrink.

Please do not rape children. Nobody in these stories do, I was just saying- raping children is bad. So is rapping children, or basically anybody rapping.

This is a warped, humorous (or humorless..?) fiction. 'Tisn't real, don't 'make it sew'*, 'stead go plant a seed, & watch it grow!
*Captain Picard


Move along, nothing to see here.