Dedicated to a super-guy with a weird, yellow face, named joe..
Joe, an orphan from birth, quickly discovered he was not like other people. He was yellow. And his hands were round. Oh, and he was a super hero.
Originally, Joe wanted to be an explorer/mountain climber. But after he realized his super powers (climbing, fighting, pumpkin carving), he decided to became a super-hero full time. (yea, this story sucks- if somebody writes a better one, i'll replace this one)