*Disclaimer- I do not recommend you follow any of the examples set by any of these characters. Murder is not cool, drinking is not cool, and despite the example I set, smoking is not cool. Please refrain from hurting anybody, living or dead, any animals, or any long-since forgotten boc-choy. If you feel an uncontrollable rage, and you feel the only way to solve it is to lash out against somebody, please call 911. Or, in less-aggressive cases, go see a shrink. If you discover a child-rapist, inform the authorities. Do not attack hoes or chronic-masturbators. Do not, I repeat, do not cause any harm to policemen/women, for they will not let it slide. Please do not rape children. Please do not kill children. Do not be violent towards either of your parents or your best friend.
I cannot possibly explain to you how wrong this story is, but it's because I'm pretty fucked-up most of the time myself.
Move along, nothing to see here.