Vol. 2 Issue no. 6 / May 20, 2005 

written & created by Lexan B. Orantes for StoryTellersManila

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Bitch of the Year 2005

written by Lexan B. Orantes

1ne. tw2. 4our. 5ive. 6ix. 7even.

 

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            A knock on the door… I was to ignore it knowing that that someone would get tired of it… that is if it weren’t important… “Kuya Lex,” my cousin called out from the door, then pushed it opened—I don’t lock my bedroom door, my housemates have sense not to just go barging in… Unless, again, really important. I reclined from the bed… “May naghahanap sa’yo…” said my cousin.

            “Who?” I barked back before he could leave.

            “I don’t know… he is waiting outside…” then my cousin left.

 

            My hair sprawled everywhere and wearing short shorts and three sizes big shirt… I walked out the front door… looked around… it was… what was his name again? Whoever, I don’t want to go all the way down Malate! I just want to sleep! I was to go back in the house, planning on telling my cousin to tell that guy that I’m asleep. But as I was to turn back, “Lex!” he called out from the gate…

            I combed my hair with my hand, hoping it would bring some semblance to it before turning back… “Hi…” I said, still in my bedroom voice, as I open the gate. “What are you doing here?” I asked.

            “You forgot,” he said, “we are going to Malate…?”

            “I didn’t, I just don’t remember saying yes to it…”

            “Still, we are…”

            “I also didn’t know I don’t have an option…” I said sarcastically, “I’m going back to sleep…”

            “You go to bed early?”

            “I also wake up early… like two in the morning early…”

            “Insomnia?”

            I nodded.

            “But you have to come with me…?” he said pleading, “I need a date…”

            “It’s Malate, you don’t need a date in Malate,” I said, “and didn’t you say you were meeting your friends?”

“Yah, and if I don’t bring a date, I would be the only one without a date…” he answered.

            “First, I don’t like dating, second, I am not up to meeting your friends, and third…” I run out, “two reasons should be enough…”

            “Please…” he pleaded with his dopey eyes.

            “Can’t you just pick up someone among the guys standing around the street at Orosa…?”

            “Please…”

            “What time is it? I am not dress, I need an hour to get ready…” I said.

            “I kind of figured that out, it’s only nine o’clock… I would wait…”

            “I can’t… I want to go back to bed…”

            “We’ll leave early…”

            “I don’t have money…”

            “I’m buying…”

            “Do you have all the answers?”

            “I doubt it but I pretty much thought of everything…”

            “I need one tall Latte, go get me one… take your time… an hour…” I gave up.

 

            After taking a long shower, I step into my bedroom, open my closet and suddenly… I was nervous… This was the reason why I don’t want to go out on dates… casual meeting, sure… but not dates, scheduled dates where I get to think… What am I to wear? I don’t have anything in my closet that was date worthy… much more, a date with my date’s friend worthy! And I have to look my absolute best—like Prada best—for he was just bringing me for a show… Damn it!!!

 

            I need to gel my hair… my cousin have a jar…

 

            I called Mike…

            “Don’t ask, I’ll tell you later…”

            “Okay, just grab a good helping of gel, spread it on both hand slowly and carefully… then comb your hair with your hands… and that’s it…”

            “It’s not strong hold…” I said reading from the jar.

            “The better, you still have those free style wavy hair, don’t you?”

            “Yah…”

            “Then, go right ahead… just make sure you cover all your hair with it…”

            “Okay, hold on…”

            I put down the phone and started doing what I was told…

            I hate hair products…

 

            “Hot date?” he asked, “With him?”

            “No, it’s just a guy who I met whose friends are expecting him to bring a date… I’m on it to make him look less pathetic…”

            “A good Samaritan…?”

            “Not exactly, we shagged… a good one at that and he drove me home… I owe him a favor…”

            “Sounds like a good catch?”

            “I’m not available…”

            “You could make yourself be…”

            “If I want to, it would be with you,” I said deciding on putting on a pair of sacks…

            “Why, that is the best thing you’ve said since you came back there…”

            “I have to go, I still need to decide on what to wear…”

            “You would never go wrong with jeans…”

            “You saw my shirts… what you think?”

            “The red one…”

            I know exactly what he was talking about… I only have one red shirt…

 

             “Kuya Lex, nandyan na sundo mo,” my cousin informed me.

 

            Loose powder on my face… then I pocketed my pack of oil control film, Kleenex, keys, an ID (encase I turn out dead the next morning), ATM and some money… cigarette pack and lighter on hand… I walked out of the door…

           

            “You look great…” he said stretching forward my coffee.

            “Don’t mock…” I said.

            “I’m not…”

            “Let’s go to get over and done with…”

 

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