THE SEPTEMBER TO REMEMBER
PAY PER VEIW

9-7-2002

G.Q. Styles comes out to the loudest crowd that there has ever been. The President grabs a microphone, he is already pissed off before the greatest events of the night have ever even begun. He signals the crowd to be quiet."Welcome to the XAW's first PPV ever. Tonight the Heavyweight Title and the Intercorntinental Title belts will be decided in the most brutal matches to ever be viewed. Welcome to THE SEPTEMBER TO REMEMBER."

Billy the God Clown vs. The Russian

The match starts off with two refs carrying Russian down to the ring. He is barely concious and just whispering "Whoa!" to himself over and over again. Billy is already in the ring. They throw Russian in over the ropes and Billy walks over and kicks him once. He picks up one leg and the ref drops to an incredibly slow count. 1... Russian moans. 2... Russian pulls out a bottle of vodka and takes two swigs. 3... Russian looks up at Billy and asks, "What's a PPV?" as Billy is declared the winner. 

Winner of the Match... Billy The God Clown.

Tommy St. Claire versus Scarface Choppa

The match starts off with the two standing there looking at each other from the each side of the ring. They come together in the middle and collide with incredible force these two titans pound the piss out of each other in the center. Scarface whips Tommy into the ropes and drops him with a clothesline. Tommy lays there long enough for Scarface to get up next to him and kick the crap out of poor Tommy. Scarface signals the ref to get ready as he suplexs Tommy into the mat hard. He helps him back up and drops him with a neckbreaker. Tommy is out of it as Scarface walks around the ring taunting on the crowd he drops to Tommy for the pin. 1...2... Tommy kicks out and jumps to his feet he kicks the stomach of Scarface and impact DDT's him into the ground. He signals to the crowd that it's time to RIDE... He grabs up Scarface Choppa by the head and raises one arm in the air. It's time for the Tommy Gun. He hits his special and covers for 1... 2... 3 Scarface kicks out just after three and starts arguing with the ref. Tommy jumps back onto his bike and heads out of the ring. 

Winner of the match... Tommy St. Claire

The Enforcer versus Stevo

The match is underway as both men perform move after mover upon each other. The Enforcer who usually gives hell to everyone who has ever stepped into the ring with him, but not tonight. Something is wrong with his leg as he keeps on favoring his right leg. During the match he shoves Stevo onto the top ropes and rises up to the top to deliver a superplex from the top ropes. But then something happens... Enforcer grabs his right leg and only Enforcer falls. He rolls on the ground in more pain than is humanly possible. Stevo comes over to pin him, Enforcer punches him in the head with enough force to drop him to the mat. Something is definitely wrong here. The ref calls for the bell and even Stevo seems concerned as Enforcer gets some help from one of the paramedics to walk out of the ring. 

Winner of the Match by default... Stevo

Goodfella versus The Mailman

Mailman comes out jumps on the top ropes and throws his arm into the air. Goodfella's music hits and out comes the most dangerous man to walk into the ring. There is no love lost between these two. They start off the match before the bell even goes off. Goodfella gives The Mailman hell. He drops Mailman to the mat with a gangster style spear. Mailman is writhing in pain and trying to hold his guts together. Goodfella stomps him down a couple of times as The Mailman desperately tries to use the ropes to climb up and get to his feet. Goodfella then just grabs him and pulls him up and  drops him up over his shoulder and into the ground as hard as possible. Mailman is picking up himself out of the pain that Goodfella has put him in. Goodfella runs his thumb across his throat to signal the end of the Postal Worker. The Mailman stands up outside of the ring. The look on his face tells only one thing to the gangster, THIS MATCH IS FAR FROM OVER. The Mailman climbs over the ropes and grabs goodfella by the throat he throws him into the ropes and delivers a clothesline that drops him down looking like the victim of a car accident. Goodfella rolls around slaps on the Mailbox. Goodfella looks back to The Mailman and the look on his face tells The Mailman that there is no chance in hell he will ever tap to anyone. He crawls across the mat and grabs the rope. Before the ref can even tell Mailman to break the hold Goodfella does it on his own. He kicks The Mailman in the head. Goodfella jumps up with a new tank of gas. He brings it to The Mailman with more power and gusto than we have ever seen here. The Mailman gets backed up into the corner and his face goes left and right as his head is knocked around by the bloodied Goodfella. This fight is bringing the crowd to their feet as the two men of unequaled power collide in the ring. The Mailman backs up as Goodfella gets ready to hit the Silencer, Mailman cuts the seconds between that finisher by the skin of his teeth and hits the Final Delivery. Goodfella goes down. It could all be over here as Mailman doesn't run, doesn't walk, but desperately crawls over to the gangster. He grits his teeth together and raises the leg of Goodfella. 1...2... Goodfella kicks out. The Mailman looks to the crowd. Goodfella and Mailman both slowly climb to their feet and look across the ring at each other. Goodfella starts to tell him that his time in this federation is over, "Mailman I'm going to end you." Mailman falls into Goodfella as the Silencer begins. Mailman stops him barely and hits the Special Delivery. Goodfella who would never take the loss awake hits the mat with his head and leaves a massive dent in it as Mailman again pins as the ref counts 1...2...3... The Mailman climbs out of the ring and bows his head as he clambers up the ramp. Goodfella comes to in the ring and jumps over the ropes and heads backstage to plan his next revenge. His ultimate revenge.

Winner of the Match... The Mailman

Iron Man versus Crimson

Iron Man walks down to the ring with an American flag waving in his arms. He looks up to the crowd and after the last match they are cheering like their is no end. Crimson smiles as his music hits he saunters on down to the ring. He is carrying a lit flame thrower. He walks on down as Iron Man backs up into the corner. Crimson slides into the ring with the flame thrower and turns it on Iron Man. Everyone stares in disbelief. He wouldn't. He wouldn't. But then you don't know Crimson. Hell yeah he would. He lights up Iron Man with a smile on his face. He burns our noble hero with the flame thrower spewing flames and fire all over the place. Crimson is turning the ring into an inferno as Iron Man's red and yellow armor is turned a crispy black. The paint flakes off and parts of Iron Man turn red from the heat. Crimson turns off the flame thrower as Iron Man falls face first into the mat and Crimson walks over and puts a foot on Iron Man's chest thinking that now he's got the win. The ref signals the bell, and tells Crimson that now he's officially disqualified. The ref then takes to flight as Crimson tries to turn the flame thrower on him. He chases the ref back up the ramp. 

Winner of the match by DQ... Iron Man

Vlad versus The General

The two powerhouses lock up in the center of the ring. General takes an early advantage as he militarily maneuvers Vlad into a belly to belly suplex. Vlad lands hard as the General helps him to his feet and performs a double underhook suplex. Vlad hits harder. General is really giving it to him. General celebrates prematurely. Screams at the top of his lungs that Vlad should, "KNEEL BEFORE ME". The crowd boos the General's arrogance and he just stands there smiling. Vlad kneels before him and starts crawling to the feet of the General. When he is kneeling right at the General's feet he lowblows the hell out of the militant and delivers a Crucifix Spike and puts some stink on it. The General's leg flies up into the air as the ref drops for the 1... 2... 3... 

Winner of the Match... Vlad 

Leary Garcia versus Billy Bob

Leary comes down to the ring looking smug. He stands in the ring and taunts on the angered hick. Billy Bob appears not at the top of the stage but coming out of the crowd he stalks up behind Leary and cracks him over the head with a bottle. He immediately goes for the pin 1...2.... Leary kicks out with too much left. Billy Bob laughs and hits a reverse DDT on the dazed and confused Leary. Billy Bob takes advantage of the moment and locks on a Camel Clutch. Now this would work against just about anybody else. But this is Leary, he cuts off the oxygen to his brain more than seventeen times a day. Leary just blinks and lets Billy Bob wear himself out. This move is damned odd, Billy Bob looks like he's getting the worst end of his own move. Leary then taps the rope he was next to the entire time and Billy Bob breaks the hold. Leary jumps to his feet and hits his Release German Suplex which sets Billy Bob up for the patented Leary Hits From The Bong. Leary is already going into a pin before the move is over the ref taps 1..2...3...

Winner of the Match... Leary Garcia

Johnny Killa versus Marco

Johnny Killa runs down to the ring. Marco is wringing his fists together and getting ready for the epic match. Johnny Killa dances over to the ref and tells him to wait one second. He hits the ref with a faceful of mist. The ref is rolling on the ground screaming as Johnny pulls out something from the camera man. Wait!!! That's no cameraman that's Camera Dude. It's Brick!!! Johnny has Brick!!! Look out Marco!!! Oh My God!!! Marco looks over as Johnny runs up with Brick and just cracks Marco upside the head. Marco stands there dazed and just will not drop. Johnny cracks him again and again. Marco's poor head just can't handle anymore as he drops to the mat. Johnny couldn't have planned this screwjob any better as the ref looks up at just that second and counts 1... 2... 3... Johnny runs up to the back as Marco regains conciousness.

Winner of the Match but we can guarantee this isn't over... Johnny Killa

The President comes out and announces that now after the first round of matches it's "Time To Get EXTREME" The crowd goes wild. They know that now it's time for the fit to hit the shan. The President then takes off backstage as the fun is about to begin. 

Billy the God Clown versus Tommy St. Claire versus Stevo versus The Mailman in a Fatal Four Way that will knock your socks clear off. This is it get ready for the blood.

Tommy St. Claire races his motorcycle to ringside and gets ready to rumble. Billy the God Clown comes hopping down to the ring with a look of extra crazy tonight. He hops up on the ringpost and sprays down the crowd with silly string. Stevo steps onto the stage with Stick and it's all business as he spits water all over the crowd. It's time for The Main Event as "Paint it Black" blares over the speakers. The Mailman walks on down to the ring hops up onto the ringpost and throws that big arm of his into the air. Billy isn't going to take that crap grabs The Mailman from the ropes and hurls him to the ground. Meanwhile Tommy and Stevo are going at it in the middle of the ring. Stevo hits a standing drop kick which sends Tommy reeling into the turnbuckle. Tommy staggers back which gives Stevo the opprotunity to clothesline Tommy into the ground. Stevo locks on a figure four to the fallen Tommy. Back to Billy who is standing on the post looking down at the dropped Mailman, Mailman starts to get up as Billy drops him back down again with missile dropkick. Mailman goes reeling into Stevo and Tommy causing Stevo to break the hold. Tommy hops up and looks to Stevo he grabs him into the air and drops Stevo down dazed. Mailman gets up and wipes the blood from his eyes. The earlier match with Goodfella really took it out of him. Billy runs across the ring planning to train the man down, Mailman grabs him midstride and gives him a spinebuster. Billy is on the ground as The Mailman stands over him getting ready to lock on the Mailbox. Tommy comes up from behind telling Mailman that there is no way in HELL that he's getting this win with a submission. He takes The Mailman over the top rope with a clothesline. From behind Tommy is grabbed as Stevo delivers a neckbreaker which drops Tommy down to the ground writhing in pain. Billy finds his feet again and walks up to the back of Stevo, kicks his feet out and steps over his shoulders placing Stevo's head into his groin. Reaches down and grabs his ankle performing a stump puller, the move known as the Doink. Tommy delivers a forearm to the back of the God Clown's head. Billy rolls over and is back to his feet again, ready to go. Stevo is gripping his back in unearthly pain. Tommy grabs Billy and whips him into  The Mailman who has just jumped into the ring. Mailman hits him with the Final Delivery that just drops Billy to the mat hard. Billy is down. Mailman grabs a leg and the ref counts 1...2... I only have this to say. When Tommy St. Claire goes from the top rope to deliver his move the Grease Spot the impact from this five star frog splash is heard all the way in the top stands. The Mailman is hit with all of this momentum and is laid out across the mat. Tommy jumps to his feet and signals that IT'S TIME TO RIDE!!! He picks up the fallen Mailman and hits the Tommy Gun. Mailman is laying there breathing hard. Tommy gets the pin on Mailman and 1...2... Stevo has regained his footing and rips the greaser off of the postal worker and hits him with a T-Bone Suplex. Tommy has had too much damage to keep going and Stevo gets ready to pin. Is it over... 1... 2... Billy comes out of nowhere grabs Stevo and hits the Big Top Drop. He pins for 1... 2... Tommy looks up as Mailman reaches over to stop the count the two of them collide 3... and the match is over.

Winner of the Match... Billy The God Clown

Iron Man versus Leary versus Vlad versus Johnny Killa

Iron Man is helped down to the ring by mechanics who are trying fix him. It's the Iron Man Pit Crew. They even have the jackets. They are trying to stop him saying he's not going to make this last lap. He just throws them off and keeps going. He gets to the ring in time for Leary who comes out with a smile on his face. He's got this one in the bag. "Because I got High" by Afroman is going across speakers and curiously enough some members of the crowd are cheering him and holding there lighters up high and waving them in the air. Vlad descends into the ring from the rafters. Everyone looks up as his cloak flaps while he alights on the mat. He stands there staring at the other two combatants. Johnny Killa appears at the top of the stage and just runs on down to the ring... Let's get this match going. Iron Man and Vlad both look at each other and double clothesline Leary to the ground. Leary jumps right back up and spears Vlad into the corner. Vlad is out of it for the minute, while Leary grabs at Iron Man's helmet. The helmet will not come off. Iron Man stands there letting Leary try for a minute before he grabs Leary and gives him a belly to belly suplex, he gets ready to take the early advantage in this match but from behind Vlad grabs him pulls him back and tries to bite at Iron Man's neck. After realizing that there is no chance of getting through he drops Iron Man down to the mat. Leary gives Vlad a full nelson slam, called "The Acid Hit" Vlad is in quite a bit of pain. Isn't Johnny taking a bit long to get to the ring. He is still only halfway to the ring and still strutting. Meanwhile back in the ring all three men have regained a vertical footing and are locking up Leary gets the advantage of the wounded Vlad and gives him "The Bad Moon Rising" Leary is going after Iron Man, but as Iron Man gets ready to deliver a "Skull Crusher" he looks to his right and sees ...3 as Johnny has finally made it to the ring unseen, pinned the fallen Vlad. Damn that man and his Ph.D. in strategy.

Winner of the Match... Johnny Killa

The Russian arrives at a Dirt Cheap store to get ready for his next match. He steps up to buy some REALLY, REALLY hard vodka. He is just standing there in his vodka soaked chicken suit getting ready to go, when who should come out of the backroom but the mascot of Dirt Cheap. These two chickens look at each other and then it happens. The two chicken suited people rush each other and are rolling around in the aisles. We're not sure whether it's love or hate but there they are. Well, I guess Russian has just taken himself out of the I.C. match. And quite possibly lost himself a little more dignity in the eyes of the XAW fans.

The President comes out. And so it's decided. Johnny Killa will be facing Billy the God Clown for the Heavyweigh belt. Now we begin the race for the I.C. Belt. Six men... One match... And this one has THRASHING RULES ONLY. Let's get this one going...

Scarface Choppa versus General versus Goodfella versus Crimson versus Marco versus Billy Bob

All six men are standing in the ring... Goodfella and Scarface, no love lost are going at it in one corner. Goodfella takes a crowbar to the head of Scarface. After the Choppa falls to the ground Goodfella keeps working him over with the crowbar. Meanwhile General cracks Crimson over the back of his neck with a baton just in time for Marco to find an opening in Billy Bob's advance to get him a massive upswung shot with an encyclopedia. Billy Bob hits the mat next to Goodfella as he starts to work both men over. In between the hits on the two men he if it is even possible gave Scarface too little. Scarface brings the bat on the knees of Goodfella. He falls next to Billy Bob as Scarface just goes to work on Goodfella's head. These are some pretty expert swings that Scarface is using. Must have been all that practice he got from his days in the mob. Crimson is bleeding all over the place from the General's baton hits. The General is just smiling with joy when the recovered Billy Bob takes his axe handle to the back of General's head. Better get some paramedics out here. That shot hit an artery or something, there is blood everywhere. The General is holding his neck. Billy Bob shows no mercy to the fallen General he picks him up and hits a crossface chickenwing. There is blood everywhere as he blows the wounds of the General wide open. If the ref would have been paying attention the General is completely unconcious but Billy Bob just won't let up. Crimson recovers slightly and runs at Marco who has been helping in the beating of Goodfella. Crimson cracks him in the back of the head and drops his weapon for the pin. Marco wipes the blood from his eyes and shakes it back and forth, HELL NO HE'S NOT GOING DOWN, he takes his encyclopedia to the top of the head of Crimson who just can't take that much accumulated knowledge. Crimson drops to the mat and Marco hits him with The Civilizer. Crimson is in some serious pain as he is pinned down 1...2... NO NO NO!!! Scarface takes the bat to Marco's head it bounces off the mat and Scarface cracks him again and again and again. Goodfella pulls himself to his feet with unhuman effort and The Silencer brings Scarface to his knees. He watches dazed as the bloodied Goodfella grabs the leg of Crimson, his hated nemesis. 1...2... Crimson gets an arm up. Goodfella will have none of this he picks up Crimson and The Silencer AGAIN!!! And Goodfella goes for the pin 1...2...3 Good fella stands up as the president hands him the belt. Goodfella stands there holding the belt into the air and then just drops. This match was just too much. The blood coats the ring and begins to pool and dry as the Pres looks down at the new Underground Champion. He walks out of the ring with blood all over his hands. Very pleased with himself. 

Winner of the Match and new I.C. Champion...Goodfella

And now the match to decide the Heavyweight Champion of the XAW!!!

Billy the God Clown versus Johnny Killa

The Crowd is amazed at the beautiful excitement handed before them with this wonderful Event, Now it is time for the Match That will crown the King of the World.  The HeavyWeight Champion of the XAW.

"Killing in the Name of" By Rage against the Machine Explodes over the P.A. System and the crowd boos at the The Lovely and Crazy clown, He stops and stares at the crowd.  He smiles bright and slides into the ring jumps up and awaits his opponent.   At that "I control I fly" By Monster Magnet Hits the P.A. System and out walks Johnny The Phreak Killa.  The crowd oohs and Ahhhs at our Hero as he makes his way to the ring.   He slides in as the ref looks at Both men shows them what it is all about and lets the two men go

The Bell ring and the two men Elbow and Collar tie up, With Billy getting the leverage pushing Johnny down to the mat.  He follows with a quick elbow and Immediately goes for the Headlock Slowing the pace to a snail crawl.   Johnny makes his way to his feet as Billy Whips Johnny into the ropes and lands a wonderfully timed Baldo Bomb, only getting one before Johnny kicks out.   He stands looking down at the smaller man and picks him up slowly by the hair. Billy strikes at Johnny's face with knees over and over.  Staggering Back, Johnny is left open, Billy straps on a BearHug and lifts him off his feet.   JOhnny screams out in Pain and agony as Billy is still trying to keep the pace slow.   Johnny counters with a bell clap only to be tossed over the top with a Belly to Belly Suplex. Johnny again screams and holds his back.  Billy stands and Holds out his arms,  He is in total control here.   He picks Johnny up one more time.


Johnny comes up quick with a cheap shot to the groin Doubling Billy over,   He follows with a rocker dropper forcing Billy's face deep into the Mat.  Johnny needs some time so simply locks on a Half Boston Crab and sinks it slowly in.   The God Clown refuses to show Pain, refuses to let Johnny know what it feels like.   Johnny Locks it in tight and finally the God Clown lets out a loud Scream and tries to make his way to the ropes.  Johnny releases quickly and bounces off the ropes and sends a dropkick to his Jaw.  He follows with kicks to Billy's head and neck.   He helps Billy to his feet and Downloads the Clown to the mat.   Johnny feeling the pain in his back still cant seem to pick up the pace.   He again lifts the Clown to his feet.

Billy immediately takes this oppurtunity to lock in and land a Northern Light Suplex and Bridges, the Ref makes the count 1.....2.......and Johnny kicks out at the very Last Second as Billy follows up with a swift Kick to Johnny's ribs.    The Clown takes a short walk as Johnny Gets to his knees and also tries to get the cobwebs out of his head.  Billy sees Johnny and his eyes Light up.  He lines him up and sends a Klow Kick to the Side of Johnny's temple , sending the Phreak to the Mat in a Hump.    Billy walks over the the fallen wrestler and stands on the back of his knees, clutches his wrist and falls over onto his back lifting the smaller Johnny Killa off the Matt And SCREAMING OUT IN PAIN.  Billy keeps Johnny Locked with his "Under the BigTop" for what could be called Minutes....to Johnny that must be Hours as his screams are getting sickening.   Billy finally releases dropping Johnny down.   He looks out to the crowd and lifts Johnny to his feet.

Johnny again nails a hard shot to Billy's Groin sending the happy go Lucky clown hopping up and down.  Johnny just stays face down in the mat, half dazed not sure what he should do.  He realizes he must do something soon or risk the chance of losing the Gold.   he pulls what he can from his reserves and before the Clown could recover he Jumps on his back and nails a reverse Monkey Flip.   Johnny follows with a legdrop onto the back of Billy's neck.   Johnny locks on a standard STF to regain so wits and to grind down the Larger God Clown.   Yet again the clown will not show any sign of Pain, any sign of giving up when Johnny releases and stands,  Billy tries to Make his way up as Johnny grips his waiste and Sends him over with a German Suplex and Bridge.   THe ref again counts 1.....2......but Billy manages to kick out and grabs at his neck.  Johnny gets to his feet staggering as does the God Clown.   Johhny comes in and whips the clown into the corner chest first and staggers backwards......Johhny takes that oppurtunity and YES YES YES RAVEPLEX....he makes the cover........



1.....2.......3


AND NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

JOHNNY DA PHREAK KILLA

Thank you for having patience.  Join us Again Monday


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Total Obsession

Pay per View

10-5-2002


Before the evening

The night is young and we find our Good friend JVX, sleeping on a plane on his way to St. Louis.   Where tonights event is taking place, He is sound asleep after spending 24 Hours at the XAW New York. The plane lands at the airport and the very tired JVX hops up and heads to the waiting limo where he is rushed to the Arena and where the PPV is waiting to get underway, this is going to get ugly...   



Now ladies and Gentleman, Children of all ages above 18.   We proudly introduce to you 

TOTAL OBSESSION

The President comes out to the waiting crowd and looks out at the packed Arena. The crowd is shouting so loud that the President can't even be heard. He brings the microphone to his mouth and his lips and tries to insult them but the crowd is just TOO LOUD and he can't be heard. He drops the microphone and heads to the back. This crowd is ready for the excitement and we're just going to get this on under way...

Russian vs Hannibal

The Russian enters the Arena to the sounds of elevator music, he saunters down to the ring with a drunken swagger. Hannibal is led down to the ring in chains by the prison guards,, and unchained he walks into the ring. He tells the Russian to lay down because he wants to practice a pin. Hannibal pins him and the ref quietly taps...1...2....3 The match is over!!!! Hannibal won!!!

Winner of the match........ Hannibal

After the match Hannibal is put back into his chains with a sick look and he is walking out of the ring in chains laughing about an easy victory over The Russian. When One Man Army appears at the top of the stage, "If no one will pay attention to me, I WILL MAKE YOU ALL LISTEN!!!! THE WORLD IS ALL WATCHING ME NOW!!!!! NOW I WILL SHOW THE WORLD WHAT I CAN DO!!!!" One Man Army comes down and gets right into the face of Hannibal. Hannibal is looking pretty rabid but he can't do anything in the four point restraints... This is really pissing the Army off, he wants a fight at this PPV... Hannibal is straining the chains, but nothing is happening, they are as close to breaking as possible but the chain links do not snap... The Army cracks him in the head and Hannibal goes down. The Army looks down at him and looks out into the crowd, "Monday I want you in the ring. You can't hide behind chains come Monday." 

Iceberg versus Belgain

The BIG MAN comes down to the ring and the pyrotechnics are really getting a workout here... FIRE rounds the ring as the giant clambers slowly into the ring. The ring beneath him strains at the awesome weight of this big man. He looks to the top of the stage with a grimace across his face. Iceberg walks briskly down to the ring and looks up at the big man. Iceberg starts right up with a flying kick to the head. Belgain grabs his head in pain. Iceberg falls to sweep the feet out from under Belgain. NOTHING!!! The Big guy is not even fazed by the sweep. Iceberg jumps to his feet and starts hitting Belgain with quick chops across the temple. Belgain reaches through the swinging arms of Iceberg and grabs his neck.   He lifts him High into the air and Slams the man down hard onto his back.  Iceberg reaches for his neck immediatly screaming in Pain.  Belgain reaches down again to grab the neck of Iceberg when he ties him in some sort of Armlock and we hear a snap.   Belgain screams in pain.   The Ref looks and immediatly calls for the bell.....screaming for EMTS.......

Winner by Ref TKO

Iceberg

After the match

Iceberg checks on Belgain, who just swaps him off with his good arm, and runs to the back in pain.   IceBerg shakes his head, raises his arm in salute.

The Lights go down and the announcer comes over the P.A.

"Ladies and Gentleman it is time for our first Title  of the evening.   This will be a Non-Thrashing  event per request of the Champions.  Are you ready?"

"No More Mr. Nice Guy" by Pat Boone comes over the P.A. system as the crowd goes wild,  Out from the curtains comes the challengers.   Marco and his Enforcer Monkey walk out, after them walks Reno Vegas, they walk proudly toward the ring, they hop in and raise their arms.  

The lights go down and BIG BALLS opens up and gush from the P.A. system,  The crowd erupts in BOOs, they look ready and have a plan.   They wait outside of the ring and tell the ref to push the competitors back, they slide in and talk over strategy.   

Hostile and Reno are going to start this off and immediatly the Odds keeper gets the upper hand.   He immediatly locks on a Headlock and turns it into a hammerlock, He reaches up and locks on a Sleeper, drops it to the mat as a Rear choke drop, he continues working the neck with a quick Legdrop.  He lifts the mans head by the hair and locks in a rear chin lock.  Hostile is taken by suprise by this quick Offense.

Reno releases the chin lock and bounces off the ropes for a dropkick to the back of the neck.  Hostile stays in the sitting position near the center of the ring.  Reno locks in another headlock and drops hostile to the mat keeping the tempo different.....Maybe this seems to be their strategy, hell I dont know.  Reno stands and helping Hostile to his feet, he whips him into his corner and follows in with a Vegas Splash.  He makes the tag to Marco and the men both Pummel Hostile in the corner.  Hostile is sitting in the corner, as Marco grabs the legs near the knees, He falls backwards sending Hostile's head into the Second turnbuckle.  Marco pulls him out to the middle of the ring and TURNS HIM OVER...........HE HAS THE CIVILIZER ALREADY LOCKED ON, he is dragging Hostile in the ring scratching his face along the mat, Drama runs in and slams a hard clothesline into Marco's throat, He begins to kick the Sh!t out of Marco as Reno tryes to get in and help only to be restrained by the ref.....Drama pounds on Marco with Punches as Hostile Rolls out of the ring.   Drama continues his offense with his signature chops and Marco screams out in Pain.

Drama whips the helpless Marco into the corner and follows into the corner with a hard clothesline, the crowd actually gets alittle behind Drama as he turns him into the corner and sets him up for the Tree of Woe.   He goes to the center of the ring and goes for the Dramatic Pause.......But Marco lifts up as Drama slides in racking himself.  Marco Frees himself and Pulls out Drama, He lifts Drama up and holds him high in the air, stalling the Suplex, he finally comes down and this Match is soon to be Over.   

Hostile runs in quickly and Nails Marco with the tag Belt, busting the man open......the ref turns to the time keeper to call for the bell.

Winner of the match
Reno Vegas and Marco Manners
But Still Tag Team Champions
CRUEL JOKE

after the Match
Reno runs in to help his partner only to be nailed himself with the titles, Both men stomp on the fallen men and leave the ring in a hurry with their belts clutching them.  The walk back to the back as Both Reno and Marco get to their feet, look down toward Drama and Hostile and you can tell this is not over by a long shot.  

Mr. Icon vs Mangler (Submission Match)

Mr. Icon comes down to the ring and the crowd is going crazy. They are on their feet and cheering on the Icon as he gets in the ring and spins in a circle with his arms out. The Mangler starts heading to the ring and the crowd is booing loudly to the sounds of the Mangler getting himself fired up for the very first Submission Match in XAW history. Mangler against Mr. Icon, the stuff of legends is about to unfold.... Pay attention as history is about to be made.... 

The two combatants tie it up in the center of the ring. Mangler drops Icon to the ground twisting his arm around behind his back. Icon quickly shakes out of it and the two are meeting up again... These two men are equally matched in the center of the ring... Neither gaining an advantage over the other. Icon surprise drops and hits a quick a Fireman's Carry!! Mangler goes sprawling across the mat and Icon tries to quickly capitalize by hitting his famous Ankle Lock.... Icon is writhing in pain but he is TOO close to the ropes!!!! He grabs the bottom rope and the ref gets Icon to break the hold!!! The Mangler is back up on his feet and quickly grabs Icon and hits a Russian Leg Sweep. Mangler grabs Icon into a Chicken Wing Crossface.... Icon is really straining but almost gets to the rope.... His hand is inches away.... Inches away.... and..... and..... Mangler pulls him back to the center of the ring.... Mangler lays into this streching out Icon, terribly twisting the body of the great Icon into a contortion of pain. Icon barely powers out of this and both competitors regain their footing. Neither man is doing too well after getting this ripped up this early in the match.... Mangler being in the better condition of the two after the last move lays on a quick Camel Clutch. Icon is straining to break out of this hold. Mangler didn't get it on completely or very well but it is still putting Icon into a world of pain. Icon strains and pulls momentum to get Mangler over into the corner. He backs up hard and bangs Mangler hard into the turnbuckle. Mangler just won't let up!!! Again Icon drops Mangler into the corner desperately trying to get the hold broken!!! Mangler just won't let go. Icon reaches over to the corner in desperation and grabs the ropes. The ref grabs Mangler and tells him to let go of the hold. Mangler drops the hold and Icon just finds some energy from down DEEP!!! HE SPINS AROUND AND GRABS MANGLER!!!!!!! He tosses the Mangler down quickly and signals a quick throat cut to the crowd and drops down... Hooks his legs around the back of Mangler and hooks on his Icontastic Incredible Body Scissors!!!!! Mangler is writhing in pain!!!!! He doesn't writhe far as Icon has the hold on tight!!!!! Mangler grabs the mat in his hand and drags the two men across the mat towards the ropes!!!! Icon applies more pressure to Mangler with his fingers!!!! Mangler uses the superhuman strength of desperation to pull for the ropes!!!! He quickly mock taps by bringing his hand down but never touching the mat. Icon breaks the hold thinking he has just won!!!!! NO NO NO!!!! Icon turn around!!! The ref signals 'NO TAP'!!!!! ICON DOESN'T SEE IT COMING!!!!! Mangler grabs the foot of Icon and pulls Mr. Icon off of his feet and layed sprawled across the mat!!!! Mangler hits his Mangle Lock!!!! Icon taps his fist on the ground in fury.......but the ref is restraining a fan who jumped the barracade, he doesnt see the tap..........Mangler releases the hold attacks the fan, The fan goes down hard as Mangler turns as Icon slams on a three finger Texas Titty Twister and Mangler screams out in Pain.....he taps furiously

Winner of the Match      
Mr. Icon

After the Match
The fan is escorted out of the Arena.  Mangler holds his peck, and drops Icon with a Clothesline.   He pummels the man and slides out of the ring.  Cussing and cursing he tapped to a tittie twister.  

Steven Kult vs Vlad

TV title

NO THRASHING RULES

No Ten Minute Time Limit

The red glow hits the arena and down decends the a dark figure, Vlad lands on the surface of the mat and the lights return to normal and Vlad is met with a punch to the face the match has started. Vlad is knocked into ropes.  Supporting himself up with the top rope, Steven follows with rights to the face over and over and over.   He whips the man off the ropes into the far ropes, and lands a Arn Anderson Esque SpineBuster.  He hops back up and taunts down into the man.   He sends a hard kick into Vlad's ribs and he rolls onto his stomach.  He lifts Vlad by the hair and looks dead eye with the man and a smirk crosses his face, he pulls the man down to his thighs putting his head between his legs, He nails a well executed Kult Classic bouncing Vlad's head off the mat and onto his back.  

Steven bounces off the ropes and goes for his legdrop but Vlad lifts out of the way.  He rolls away as Steven grabs at his backbone.  Vlad bounces off the ropes and slams his feet into Steven's face, dropping Steven to the mat back down, Vlad hops back up and again bounces off the ropes hitting his own version of a rolling Swanton.    He lifts Steven up to his feet, and hits a three point kick attack, Knees-Side-Cheek that staggers Steven.  Vlad bounces off the ropes behind Steven for more Momentum and lands a hard bulldog.  Steven does a small bounce landing him on his back as Vlad goes for the Springboard into a Moonsault.  The VampSault hits hard and Vlad tries for the pin, but is unsuccessful as only getting a two count.  He mounts and begins to slam fist after fist into Steven's head, slightly opening him up at the brim of his nose.  Vlad lifts Steven to his only to land an unprettier.....forcing more pressure on the assumed broken nose of Steven Kult.  

Steven is laying lifeless on the mat as Vlad lifts him up.  Steven just Staggers as  Vlad bounces off the ropes again...But Steven Ccatches him up and Down with a hard Samoan Drop.  Steven rolls out of the ring to catch his breathe and clear some cobwebs,  Vlad knowing he cant allow this, makes a running start and vaults over the top ROPE  Only to have Steven move awaitng this tactic.  Vlad lands Hard as Steven follows with The Highway to Hell landing Vlad hard down onto the concrete.  He tosses Vlad into the ring and Follows.. Vlad tries to get to his feet only to have Steven lay him down with the Kult Killings.

1......2.......Kick out

Vlad kicks out of the Kult Killings, as Steven looks suprised and continues his assault with kicks and stomps.  Vlad tries to Roll out of the ring but Steven grabs his leg and Pulls him in, he lifts him up only to Have Vlad atttempt an Insegurri Kick to the back of the head. Steven ducks and locks in the Franchise. Vlad drops uncerimoniously to the mat. Steven covers and the ref counts 1...2...3

Winner of the match and still champ!.....Steven Kult

After the match....XAW cameras find Steven Kult making his way back to the Underground's locker room. As he rounds a corner a very familiar monkey wrench is seen flying towards his face. He manages to just duck enough to avoid injuring that hurt nose. But catches the swing on the side of the head. Steven drops to the cold hard floor as Tommy St. Claire stands over him. He pulls out a grease rag and instead of tossing it, he rubsd it directly into the face of the T.V. champion. Tommy looks down at the motionless body and says, "Monday you're gonna ride b!tch!!"

Kidd X vs. Rayvon
(HWF Canadian Title)
"Tear Away" by Drowning Pool hits as Chris Rayvon makes his way to the ring. The crowd gives a mixed reaction not quite understanding who the good guy is in this whole situation. "Devil Without a Cause" interrupts Rayvon's music as Kidd X strolls on down. The bell rings and here we go. The two tie it up in the center of the ring with Kidd X getting the early advantage by spinning behind Rayvon and delivers a Full Nelson Drop. Rayvon hits the ground and Kidd X pulls himm back to his feet. Rayvon ducks a clothesline attempt and grabs X issuing a Savate Kick that drops X solidly to the mat. Rayvon begins stomping repeatedly on X's chest. Rayvon pulls him back to his feet and sets him up for the signature Reverse falling DDT. Both men are on the mat as Rayvon latches on with an STF. Kidd X is screaming in pain and trying to get a hold on the ropes.

Rayvon just pulls a little harder. X is beginning to lose consciousness from the pain as Rayvon just gives him one more good tug. He stands up leaving X in a heap on the mat. Rayvon climbs the turnbuckle and the crowd knows what comes next. Some turn away, some look on with interest, but nonetheless Rayvon leaps off going into the Rayvon Splash. He hits hard and makes the cover. The ref counts 1...2...3. But Rayvon isn't getting up. In fact, he's wiggling around on top of poor Kidd X. X's semi-conscious face looks contorted in a visage of anger and fright. The ref pulls Rayvon off and sends him on his way. 

Winner of the match and still champ........Chris Rayvon

After the match......Vlad is found storming around backstage. He's just throwing random objects and knocking over those stacks of useless metal tubing that you always see everywhere. When we see Mangler walk into the picture complaining about his loss earlier and the use of a titty twister. Vlad looks over at Mangler and says, "I may have lost, but at least I didn't tap out to a titty twister!" Mangler is FUMING! He storms over to stand toe to toe with Vlad and for a split second we actually think they may not go at it. But then they do! Punch after punch is thrown all connecting solidly to their intended targets. Until Mangler grabs a piece of that tubing and blasts Vlad upside the head with it. The vamp goes down in a heap as Mangler reaches down and delivers the same titty twister he tapped out to earlier to the downed Vlad.

And Now the Hardcore Title Match!
Sugar vs. Leary vs. Tommy St. Claire vs. Crimson vs. JVX

"1,000 Points of Hate" spills over the P.A. and out comes Sugar Stevens. The crowd isn't behind this guy. They are booing but we've heard louder. "Because I got High" starts and out swaggers Leary Garcia. He enters the ring, stares at Sugar for a brief moment and looks back up toward the ramp. "Ace of Spades" begins as out rides Tommy St. Claire. Girls begin fainting all around the arena. And Tommy just smiles that smile of his that can get any woman in the sack. He hops up on to the apron and locks stares with Leary. The hippie knows what Tommy just did to Streven backstage and doesn't look to enthused by the greaser. "The Imperial March" blares and out comes the firestarter himself, Crimson. The crowd goes wild for their pyro hero. And Crimson jumps onto the apron waving to the fans holding blowtorches up instead of lighters. Finally, "Otherworld" hits and the crowd goes NUTS! JVX appears at the top with a mic. He raises it to his lips and says, I AM....and the crowd responds THE DEITIES DRAGON!!!! He sprints down to the ring and it looks like we're finally ready to go.

The bell sounds and it's underway. Tommy St. Claire grabs Crimson and the two tie it up. Crimson locks in a standard suplex and drops Tommy to the mat. Crimson rolls out of the ring and begins getting under the mat. Oh no it's starting already! He comes back up with the Sub Atomic Cheese Grater. He rolls back into the ring and begins rubbing it all over the face of Tommy. Meanwhile, Leary and Sugar immediately go after one another. Having three other men inside the ring isn't gonna stop these guys from going at it. Sugar drops leary with a quick punch and a leaping Drop Kick. Leary hits the mat and reaches to grab Sugar's legs. He gets hold and pulls Sugar down to the mat as well. Both men roll out of the ring and onto the floor outside. JVX stands looking at the confusion going on around him and gives a sigh. He was up all night and looks a little haggard. Yet he still manages to get up the initiative to climb the turnbuckle. He looks over at Leary and Sugar and leaps with all his strength. JVX flies through the air and lands a beautiful Frog Splash on to both of the men outside. 

Back in the ring, Crimson has dropped the cheese grater and is pulling Tommy to his feet. Tommy gives a swift kick to the gut and drops Crimson with a Belly to Belly Suplex. Right onto thet cheese Grater. OWW that's gotta hurt! Crimson arches his back in pain. Screaming as blood begins to trickle down his back side. Tommy grabs the pyro by the hair and pulls him to his feet whipping him into the ropes. Crimson bounces off as Tommy executes a Sidewalk Slam. Again, right on to that cheese grater! Across the way, JVX is getting to his feet as Sugar and Leary writhe in pain. JVX leaps back up onto the apron and leaps forth again. This time attempting to send a missile Drop Kick into the downed Leary. But the hippie moves at the last moment and JVX hit the floor hard twisting his ankle in an odd manner. Leary gets under the apron and pulls out a set of bongo drums. He staggers over to where Sugar is just getting to his feet and takes a swing with the drum set. Sugar ducks and delivers a Stroke-like maneuver slamming Leary's face into the barricade. 

He turns just as JVX plants a Dragon Sleeper on him. JVX is giving it all he's got, but the fatigue is wearing on the unrested man and that ankle doesn't look to good. Sugar powers out of the hold, and delivers a signature Rolling German Suplex. He hold for the pin and the ref counts 1...2...Leary smashes Sugar in the head with the drums!! Blood is pouring from Leary's forehead where the barricade took it's toll. He grabs JVX and recieves a swift kick to the gut that doubles him over. JVX stands back and sets him up for his finishing SuperKick. He connects!! No WAIT that was Sugar! Leary dropped at the last minute as Sugar stood back up. Sugar falls back to the ground and JVX drops to make a cover. The ref counts1...LEARY smacks HIM with the drums! He drops the musical instruments that are basically useless now, and pulls out a table from under the ring. He sets the table up and places the downed JVX on top. 

Tommy has pulled Crimson to his feet once again, when from nowhere we see Steven Kult come in to the ring. The crowd is booing horribly as the Franchise grabs Tommy from behind. He locks in a Kult Killings and the biker drops with a "thump" to the mat. Crimson smiles at his old pal, whose nose has since been bandaged up. Steven doesn't return the smile, instead he grabs Crimson and after a few punches are exchanged, delivers a Kult Classic. Crimson drops right next to Tommy and Steven just rolls out of the ring. But he's not done yet! Oh no. He gets out a table as well. Setting it up inside the ring, Steven places Tommy on the table, while climbing the turnbuckle. Steven hoists Crimson up along side him and delivers a Back Body Drop that sends Crimson right through the table AND TOMMY!! Oh MY GOD!!  Steven just looks at both men in disgust, and says, "Ride this b!tch! And screw you flamer!!" He stalks back up to the top of the ramp to watch the ensuing battle and see how Leary fares.

Leary has JVX on the table on the outside. He climbs up on to the table alongside the downed JVX, and pulls the man to his feet. JVX gives some slight resistance, but his ankle just seems to go out from underneath him. Leary takes advantage and locks in the "Bad Moon Risin" the Kryptonite Krunch sends both men-primarily JVX through the table and on to the hard floor underneath. Leary is on top of the heap so the ref begins the count. 1...2...SUGAR STEVENS HITS LEARY WITH A Bamboo pole, that must be a reminance of when he toured through Japan! Leary is now busted open on the back of his head too! Blood is pooling around the Hardcore Hippie from Hell as Sugar just grabs himup and forces him back into the ring. Not even bothering with the downed JVX. He wants Leary. Tommy and Crimson sre both immobile and laying in pools of their own blood in a massive heap of broken wood and a cheese grater on one side of the ring. Sugar pulls Leary to his feat and delivers slams him one more time with the bamboo pole. Leary just takes the hit and stands there swaying back and forth. Blood flowing from both back and front of his skull. One more shot drops Leary , though. But Sugar's not done. He goes to the outside, grabs a chair. He sets it up in between Leary and the turnbuckle. Running, he leaps on Leary's chest ONE, on to the turnbuckle! TWO, and from the turnbuckle to Leary's fallen body!! THREE Triple jump Moonsault! Oh MY!!!! Well that is what it would have been like if Leary hadn't pulled the chair back and Sugar hadn't landed square on it. But he did...and Sugar did. So now Sugar is writhing in pain on the mat, clutching his stomach which took the blow from the chair. Leary stands looking down at the man, blood drips from his face on to Sugar's body. Leary just pulls him up and whips him towards the ropes...wait Sugar reversed it...no now leary reverses it again. Sugar bounces off the ropes and Leary slaps him in position for the "Hits from the Bong". Leary bashes him to the ground once...then twice. This is over! Leary covers, the ref counts 1...2...SUGAR KICKS OUT!!! OH LORD! Leary just rolls off in amazement. Both men just lay there in utter despair. Blood flowing from everywhere. Leary staggers to his feet s does Sugar. Sugar grabs Leary and delivers his finishing move "Total Hate". He drops for the cover and the ref counts 1...2...HOLY SH!T LEARY KICKS OUT!! Sugar is flabbergasted. He pulls Leary back to his feet and issues a Sugar kick. Leary ducks at the last moment, locking in Sugar for a "Bad Moon Risin" of his own. Sugar drops hard to the mat. The ref counts 1...2...3. Leary gets to his knees long enough to have the belt handed to him, before he collapses next to Sugar in the middle of the ring.

Winner of the match and new Xtreme Hardcore Champion....Leary Garcia!!

While the match is getting cleaned up in the ring we go to the Master of the Camera, the King of modern day Filmography, that Triumphant Telecam Technical Treasure, the Cavorting Calculating Capturer of~

The crowd yells, "GET ON WITH IT!!!!!!"

....CAMERADUDE!!!!

Cameradude sets up a tripod and keeps checking it out. Like he's trying to get it at just the right angle. Cameradude double checks it just one more time and then stands behind the door... Film Monkey walks through the door and whistles a merry little tune.... He notices the camera and walks over to it and looks right into the lens, "Now what's this here for, man?!?!?!?" CRACK!!!!!!!!! No not the drug.... But we didn't check his pockets.... It's Brick!!!! Cameradude has just taken Brick to the back of the head of Film Monkey!!!! Cameradude looks down at the fallen lesser film man, and we just know that they're match come Monday is going to be The Citizen Kane of matches....

The Diva's Mixer

Grace Joplin vs. Monique vs. Fearra vs. Joey Shorts

The music for Grace Joplin hits and "Somebody to Love" plays as Grace saunters down wearing the..... wait one minute... Those shorts are dangerously short.... And they are covering every curved inch of her..... uh.... But the shirt is prominently displaying that leaf they like so much. It hangs like a logo right over her.... It just kind of goes up and then comes down into that nice rounded.... uh..... So anyway Grace comes down to the ring.... Now she is bending over ever so slightly to get in the ring. And everybody in the East Wing of the Arena has got a memory for life.... And here comes another memory for life... Monique saunters out in her French Cut Vinyl pants.... Good God!!!! It's like she was just painted into those pants.... There are no complaints about her shirt from here. Why?!?!? Because she isn't wearing one!!!! She has a sports bra on and her chest is just heaving up and down as she gets ready to compete in this match!!! 

I guess Fearra came down to the ring while we were watching Monique slide every inch of herself into the ring. Now we know for sure that everyone in the West Wing of the Arena is left with a memory to take home tonight. Monique looks over to Grace Joplin, "...b!tch.." Fearra is now in the ring when Joey Shorts appears at the top of the ramp, ohhhh...... nooooo.... He is wearing a pair of coconuts and a grass skirt...  C'mon ref isn't that illegal or something... uh.. ref.... Quit staring at Monique and Grace and answer the damn.... Well the bell sounded and this match is underway.... Monique quickly Bulldogs Grace into the mat and Fearra takes a hold of Joey, "she" is lifted above Fearra's head and dropped hard on the mat next to Grace.... Monique quickly climbs the giant from behind and punches a few times to the head of that intimidating woman!!! Fearra falls to one knee and swings her head violently backwards and Monique goes bouncing off the mat and rolls out of the ring.... Grace is recovering quickly and getting up when Joey Shorts grabs her from behind and tries to drop her into a Schoolboy pin.... Grace kicks Joey backwards and gets back to her feet. Fearra is right on top of her pushing her into the corner with some quick hard shots... Slapping Grace right above the chest on her shoulder bone... From behind Fearra is attacked by Joey Shorts who is punching the giant to no effect... Fearra rears back and drops Joey with a hard punch that is all business!!!! Joey drops down on the mat and one of his coconuts bounces out and down the mat into the outer area of the ring. Grace continues to get slapped around silly in the corner her body going this way and that.... Monique gets right up behind Fearra with a metal water bottle and cracks Fearra hard in the head with it!!! Fearra's head makes a sick thud as she drops to the mat next to Joey who is clutching "her" chest.... Now it's down to Monique and Grace... Monique takes the cap off of the water bottle and just throws it's contents onto the shirt of Grace!!! "Oooopps!!!" Wow!!! I guess it IS cold in here!!! Grace grabs the bottle from Monique and throws it all over Monique's sports bra!!!! Yep!!! It's definitely COLD in here!!! Now both ladies are trying to tie it up in the center of the ring, but neither are getting a good grip as both of the wet women just wriggle around trying to get the other in some kind of a lock!!! Yeah!!! That's what I'm talking about!!! Monique gets slapped hard in the face and recovers just in time to see Grace climb the ringpost and jump off of it and hit's her patented "White Rabbit" and takes Monique down.... She hits a sloppy pin.... But hey, we liked watching her make a sloppy pin!!!!! 1........2......3......

Winner of the Match and the first Women's Champion....... Grace Joplin  

Goodfella vs. Billy The God Clown

Goodfella walks on down to the ring like he's got it all under control... The Godfather music plays and Goodfella walks into the ring. He is smiling wide and holding a piece of paper which he quickly shoves into his pocket. Billy's music should hit right now as he starts to make his way on down to the ring. Billy is looking around pretty angry that he doesn't have any music he looks at Goodfella and he knows that something is up.... He doesn't know what yet... Come to think of it neither do we..... Billy climbs into the ring and he is ready to go for the fight tonight... The only thing that we don't have is the stipulation for the match from Johnny Killa... Oh, there he is to take care of this... Johnny stands up on the stage and clears his voice, "The Stips for the match tonight are as follows, this will be a Blindfolded Match.... Both opponents will remain blindfolded and anytime that the blindfold is removed that man loses the match...." Billy and Goodfella are both given hoods and put them over their heads as the bell rings and this match is underway... Goodfella throughout his career has put a lot of hoods on people but this is the first time he's had to wear one himself. Billy however, being a master of Clow-Fu is instantly aware of his surrondings, Billy sinks into a state of Total Awareness and feels the ebbs and flows of the very air around his body... the heat generated to the right of him by the ref... the signature way that Goodfella breathes from across the ring.... You get the picture!!! Goodfella however doesn't get the hang of it so well. He lifts up his hood and hands a large wad of hundreds to the ref. Goodfella drops the hood back down and starts charging at where he last saw the Clown. Goodfella spears at the Clown but he just isn't there. Billy has side stepped the spear and Clow sweeps the feet out from under the mobster... Billy smells the money in the air as the ref pulls out a travel brochure to Hawaii and starts making plans... Billy shakes his head and turns back to where Goodfella was.... But Goodfella has already recovered and NOW he drops the God Clown with that Spear!!!!! Goodfella is on top of Billy just pounding away with rights and lefts!!! Goodfella is knocked off of Billy with a quick Clow-Chop!!!! Billy regains his footing and the two circle the ring trying to find each other. Goodfella backs up right into Billy's waiting arms!!! Billy pulls off a Belly To Back Suplex and tosses Goodfella who lands on his back!!! Billy seizes the opprotunity to roll him over into a gruesome choke on the ropes!!!! Goodfella grabs the blind arms of Billy and Snapmares Billy into the turnbuckle where he lands as he was coming down hard!!! Goodfella again peeks through mask and tosses another wad of hundreds to the ref... His last wad of hundreds!!! Better make this look count Goodfella!!!! He sees just enough to set Billy up in the corner into a Tree of Woe!!!! Billy is in quite a bit of pain as Goodfella delivers a few blind quick kicks to the ribs of Billy!!!!  Billy drops down from the ropes of the turnbuckle and weakily gets to his feet... The Teflon Don isn't ready for Billy as he bends down to pick up the Clown who is already standing!!! This sets up Goodfella for Billy to pick him up and deliver The Big Top Drop!!!!! Billy takes no time in pinning!!! ....1..........2...........3.........  The ref tosses the brochure of Hawaii and starts to call his children to say goodbye... 

Winner of the Match and new IC Champion..... Billy........

Who is no longer a God Clown... Goodfella pulls out a piece of paper and looks to the Former God Clown... Goodfella says, "Well, it would seem that your name was accidentally changed to Billy The Child Abandoning Hate Clown!!! You see unfortunately, the state of New Jersey, because of a clerical error has accidentally filed your copyrighted name to a dead man named John Smith.... Which John Smith you say?!?!? Well, you got me. There's a lot of those around here. The only thing that we know for sure is that the John Smith who now owns your name voted last year... Five of them in the different districts of New Jersey... And I guarantee that it will be the last court that you go to. Why? That's just how the system works.... And you wouldn't want to break the law now would you? Wouldn't want Iron Man to come after you now would you???"

Goodfella almost smuggly walks away from the ring while Billy The Child Abandoning Hate Clown stands in the ring fuming at the Teflon Don!!!

And now it's time for the Main Event...

For The Heavyweight Championship of the World!!!

Johnny 'Da Phreak' Killa vs. The Mailman vs. Iron Man

Iron Man enters the ring to the sound and the fury and the fire, "Iron Man" plays on the loudspeakers as The Big Red and Yellow Machine walks on down to the ring. The big Hero steps over the ropes and stares intently up the ramp. Then The Mailman enters the Arena and 'Paint it Black' blares over the speakers, The Mailman makes his way on down to the ring, he circles it and stands at the top of the ringpost throwing his big arm into the air. He drops it and looks back at Iron Man standing in the ring... Then 'I Control, I Fly' hits and Johnny 'Da Phreak' Killa heads down to the ring with his Heavyweight Belt Hanging over his shoulder. The crowd is going crazy and as the Heavyweight Champion hands the belt to the ref, the bell rings and this match is underway!!!!! 

Johnny first lays into The Mailman and just takes his head off as he takes Iron Man over the ropes and out of  the ring. Iron Man takes a quick elbow to the back of the head of Johnny!!! Iron Man picks up Johnny who's head is still ringing from the metal on skull and delivers a Reverse Brainbuster!!! Iron Man is about to start choking the Champion when Mailman grabs Iron Man and yanks him violently out of the ring!! Mailman starts punching the head of Iron Man with devastating rights and lefts... Devastating because that helmet is made out of metal!! The Mailman finally stops as his hands are quite bloody and Iron Man grabs his throat!!! Iron Man is about to drop him with a Chokeslam when Johnny hits him from behind with a Baseball slide!!! Iron Man topples over with THUD!!! Johnny starts jumping on top of the fallen hero!!! Iron Man is beaten to the ground over and over and Johnny looks like he is having some fun pounding the metal man into the ground. The Mailman grabs Johnny by the head and tosses him into the ring. He is about to follow Johnny when Iron Man grabs him from behind and Irish Whips him into the announcers table. The Mailman is starting to rise on the table when Iron Man grabs him and swings him over his shoulders and Power Bombs Mailman through the table!!! Iron Man leaves the fallen postal worker and heads back into the ring and right into the waiting hands of Johnny who drops him with a quick Shoulderbreaker!!! Johnny leans over to Iron Man and..... and...... GREEN MIST!!!!! GREEN MIST!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!!!!! Johnny looks confident as he gets ready to pin, when Iron Man's arm shoots up into the air and his fingers wrap around Johnny's NECK!!!!! Iron Man still holds a grip around Johnny's throat as he rises to standing!!! Iron Man is about to deliver another Chokeslam!!!! Mailman jumps into the ring and tries to break up Iron Man's grip.... Mailman's attempt fails and goes horribly wrong as Iron Man graps the throat of Mailman!!! Iron Man lands a Double Chokeslam on BOTH men!!!! Mailman and Johnny roll around on the ground!!!! Iron Man hits a button and the Green Mist is cleared off of Iron Man's faceplate by Iron Man's newly installed eye-shield wipers!!! Iron Man pins Johnny 1......2........NO!!!NO!!!! The Mailman pulls Iron Man off and pulls him up into a Final Delivery!!!! The pin and 1....2.... Iron Man kicks out!!! Johnny is up and as Mailman stands to get ahold of Iron Man, Johnny hits Mailman with a Rave Plex!!! This one is over!!!!! 1.......2..... Iron Man pulls Johnny off and delivers a Long Arm of The Law!!!! Iron Man is about to pin when Mailman hits him with The Special Delivery!!! He gives Johnny THE FINAL DELIVERY!!!!! He goes for the cover 1......2..........3 Johnny kicks out during the three and it's debatible but the ref has already called for the bell....

Winner of The Match and new Heavyweight Champion.........The Mailman 

The Mailman runs to the corner and throws his arm up into the air. The crowd goes f#cking wild!! Lights and pyrotechnics flash back and forth as Mailman continues saluting the crowd. He holds the belt high above his head as the cameras fade to black.

See you Monday at Meltdown!

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Halloween Havoc (Part 1)

Pay per View

11-4-2002


"Hero of the Day" hits and out comes GQ Styles. The crowd goes through their usual BOO's and insult tossing as he grabs up a mic. "Shut up, you heathens. This is a PPV, not your local dive bar. Let me get tonight's special Halloween Havoc card read, will ya? Tonight you'll see the following matches:"

Monique v. Grace (Divas Title)
JVX v. Leary Garcia (TV Title Ladder Match)
War Machine v. The General
Cruel Control v. The Lost Boys (Tag Titles)
JVX v. Leary Garcia 
(Xtreme Hardcore Title unknown stipulations.)

Before the show........XAW cameras fade in on War Machine walking backstage, his molded leather suit and glowing eyes, deterring anyone from speaking to him. Much less standing in his path. Except for one man....the General. He stands in front of the massive man and War Machine is already raging inside. We can tell. It's kinda like when the Mailman gets really, REALLY angry. You know when that vein begins to throb on his forehead. Thats how War Machine looks now. And he barely manages to spit out the following without beating General sensless right then and there. "General, that damn GQ made this match to keep me busy and away from his precious Underground and Vlad. Well it won't help. But don't think I'm not gonna take pleasure in beating your @ss too. You did desert the Crusaders as well to join with that lowly 1 Man Army." War Machine stomps past slamming General from his path. Cameras fade to the ring.....

Monique v. Grace (Divas Title)

The women are already in the ring in ther Halloween costumes. Grace dressed like Alice from "Alice in Wonderland" and Monique dressed like a French maid. Both costumes look as if they were bought from the children's rack and leave absolutely nothing to the imagination. The bell rings and they go at it. Grace Spears Monique to the mat and starts banging her head over repeatedly against the mat. Then, pulling Monique back to her feet, she whips her towards the ropes. Monique rebounds just as Grace delivers Clothesline! It drops Monique hard and Grace climbs the turnbuckle. Our little maid gets to her feet and is immediately hit with Grace's signature "Queen of Hearts". The Flying Dropkick sends Monique careening to the mat. And Grace making a cover. The ref counts 1...2...Monique kicks out!! Grace pulls her to her feet once again and goes for aanother Clothesline, but Monique ducks!! She grabs Grace from behind and delivers a very nice Atomic Drop! Grace is on the mat in pain!! Monique locks in a Chicken Wing Crossface!! Grace is really screaming now!! The ref is watching for the tap--no he's not...he's staring down Grace's shirt dress!! Grace notices this and capitalizes! She pokes Monique in the eye! The hold is now broken as Monique grabs her wounded eye. The ref is back in the game and Grace is back on her feet. She pulls Monique up and immediately drops her with her signature "Tea Party". The Bulldog leaves Moniqu dazed and on the mat as Grace climbs the turnbuckle. Moniqu starts to stagger to her feat and here goes Grace. WHITE RABBIT!! Grace performs her finishing move! Wait--Monique grabs the rope for leverage as Grace hits. Monique will not allow herself to be flipped. She grabs Grace's legs and reverses Grace's precarious situation in to an even more precarious situation. The Boston Crab!! Monique has Grace locked in and pulls her to the center of the ring. No ref staring down her shirt this time--their kinda smashed on the mat--Grace has no choice but to tap!!

Winner of the match and new Diva's Champion........Monique!!!

After the match......Monique walks over and helps Grace to her feet. Grace glares at her and the belt she now has on her shoulder. But Monique whispers something in her ear and after a long moment of tension, Grace and Monique walk backstage together.

JVX v. Leary Garcia 
(TV Title Ladder Match)

"Center of the Storm" plays and we hear, "I AM..., IAM..., IAM..." The crowd responds, "THE DEITIES DRAGON!!!!! JVX comes sprinting to the ring and the crowd is going crazy!! That is until..."Beacuse i got High" begins and out comes Leary Garcia. Both men are costumed for halloween as well. JVX, not wanting to wear his luciador outfit...has chosen Spiderman instead! Leary...now he's dressed up like a Vietnam soldier. The bell rings and here we go! Leary sprints right under the ladder that is already standing in the ring--who put that there already?? He spears JVX right to the mat and begins to work him over with punches. Leary pulls him to his feet and whips him right in to the ladder, knocking it over and JVX backwards. Right into Leary's grasp. The hippie hits his signature "Acid Hit" and the Full Nelson Slam drops JVX hard! Leary sets up the ladder again and begins climbing. As he gets near the top, JVX gets to his feet. He bounces himself off the rope, and sprints RIGHT UP THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THE LADDER!! In one fluid motion, he leaps off and kicks Leary in the face in the process. Blood squirts from Leary's face and covers those in the first row. JVX lands solidly on his feet and Leary goes flying! He hits hard and is in a lot of pain. JVX climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off with an Asai Moonsault. He hits hard and Leary is really, really, in pain. 

JVX starts his own ascent up the ladder and gets to the top. As he grabs at his belt, he realizes leary has gotten to his feet and is charging the ladder!! Oh no! JVX leaps! Grabs on to the rope holding his belt, just as leary plows through and takes the ladder out from underneath the hanging high-flier. Before JVX can even think about unstarpping the belt to win though, Leary grabs the ladder and swings!! He connects solidly with the hanging Spidey, but JVX holds on. Leary, not deterred, swings again!! And Again!! Finally, JVX can't take any more and plummets back to the mat. He hits with a resounding THUD!! Leary grabs the ladder and gives him one more good WHACK! Then begins climbing himself. He gets near the top--again. When JVX pushes the ladder over! Leary isn't pulling a leap and grab thing like JVX. Oh no. He's goin down!! Right on to the ropes!! His groin gets the top rope right on and he is hurting now! JVX comes right over and before Leary can even move from his racked position, JVX lays into him with "Gloria Por Delor"!!! He slams his foot in to the hippie's face and leary just topples out of the ring. JVX sets the ladder back up and climbs. Reaching the top and grasping the belt from the rope!! Leary is just making his way into the ring as he sees JVX win the match. Growling...Leary charges the ladder again and this time JVX leaps straight up into the air, but grabs in to nothing. In fact...it looked more like he executed a Standing Moonsault more than leaped! Well we'll find out...now! Leary looks up after realizing JVX didn't come down with the ladder--just in time to see JVX's moonsault slam him right into the mat!! Owww! 

Winner of the match and still TV Title Champion........JVX!!!!

After the match........XAW cameras fade in on a little used room of the arena. Grace, Monique, Punk Rock Girl, and even Jayde, have come together setting aside differences for a common enemy. Crimson. A poster hangs on the wall with his face on it and a large red line marked through. All three heels are arguing amongst themselves and we just catch snippets of the conversation. "...camera...", "...in the shower...", and "...revenge." Are just some. Then Jayde says something that stops everyone but due to the arguing all we hear are her last few words, "....Paulie the Parrot." Cameras fade to the ring. 

War Machine v. The General

"Enter Sandman" begins resounding over the pa system and out comes War Machine. He is looking angry and the crowd doesn't know quite what to think of their former hero now. Some still cheer for their hero. Some BOO his new lifestyle. He doesn't even seem to notice them as he stands in the ring waiting for General. "Know Your Enemy" begins and out struts the confident military man. The General enters the ring and stands toe to toe with the big...umm...former big red and yellow machine. Iron Man has about two inches on this guy but they seem pretty well sized. Unlike that crazy last match where the tiny guy beat the big dudes @ss!! Ha ha. The bell rings as they glare into each others' eyes.   War Machine stares at his former ally with a cold dead gaze.  The General isn't fazed though, as he begins talking trash, "Ironman you're a disgrace and a desserter, well the Millitary Might doesn't stand for cowardly dessertion!"  He spits on War Machine.  The former hero to all goes into a rage, he screams.  "CALL ME WAR MACHINE!!!"  Then gives the General a knee to the pills, if you know what I mean.  The Millitant man doubles over holding his groin, as War Machine continues his attack downloading General to the mat with a DDT.  He then slaps on a Indian Death Lock driving his knee into the General's back.  He howls in pain as War Machine laughs, just as the General is about to tap the larger man releases the hold.  He gets to his feat and kicks the General in the middle of his prone back, taunting him all the while.  A wicked look crosses War Machine's face as he roles to the outside.  What is he doing? 
Meanwhile the General has regained his footing, leaning in the corner he looks around for War Machine and see's him on the outside setting up a table.  Two can play at this game the Military Might mutters, wipping a steel baton from his boots he charges at War Machine striking him in the back of the head with a baseball slide.  With both men now on the outside, the General hits War Machine with a back body drop, then goes for quite possibly the gayest move in wrestling, the horrid catapult!  The former champion of justice is sent flying into the steel stairs that lead up to the ring, blood runs from the busted open molded leather on his head.  "I have you now,"  the General shouts as he climbs back onto the apron and then up the turnbuckle itself, the one right next to the bleeding War Machine.  The General leaps off with a short frog splash,  what the hell was he thinking, War Machine roles down the steps and out of harms way as his former ally lands belly first with a sickening THUD!   The dark hero, is he even a hero now, stands on shaking legs grabs the General by his head and drags him into the ring.  General struggles, but that blown splash took too much out of him.  Both men are  now in the ring,  with the militant one on his knees War Machine helps him to his feet with an irishwip sending him into the corner.  He then rushes in as well and is met with a boot to the face by the General, how he got the strength to get that up I'll never know.   He then hops onto the turn buckle once again, War Machine will have none of this sending a quick jab into the General's throut.  While he's gasping for air the Machine who loves to make War, climbs up onto the turnbuckle with General grabbing him by the face.  "It's time to send you to hell!"  War Machine lifts his former friend into the air sending him off the turnbuckle and out of the ring, and OH NO, through the table that War Machine set up earlier on the outside!  There's a crunch as the General goes through it head first.  War Machine stands on the turnbuckle looking down at the fallen man.  He stands like this for a full minute, but the General isn't getting up.  The ref calls for the bell, and for some EMTs to get out here immediatly.  

Winner of the match....War Machine

After the match........Vlad appears on the stage, staring down at War Machine. The look on his face says, "Come get some". War Machine sprints up the ramp and right as he approaches Vlad, the vamp spits a red fluid all over the facemask of War Machine. He then spins and heads for the back. As War Machine attempts to wipe the nast from his face.

Cruel Control v. The Lost Boys
Tag Titles

Cruel Control waits in the ring as The Lost Boys make their way out. We hear a few beats of "Lose Yourself" followed by a few licks of "Down With the Sickness", then out come the Lost Boys. Marco and Drama are dressed for Halloween. Drama is dressed as a Zookeeper with a little monkey patch on the arm. While Marco is dressed as.....Martha Stewart?? What a weird guy. Not to mention Mario the Marvelous Enforcer monkey is dressed as his favorite wrestler-The Drama. While the Lost Boys are dressed as usual....but one in black and one in orange...they're already in Halloween mode. Mike Johnson enters the ring, while Drama gets starts it off for Cruel Control. The bell rings and here we go. Johnson and Drama tie it up and Drama gains the early advantage by dropping Johnson with a standard Suplex. He then pulls the man up and executes a Double Underhook DDT! Johnson is in pain and down. Hotrod is yelling continually for the "p#ssy" to "get up and fight." Johnson must get strength from this because when Drama goes to pull the man up once again, The Man lays into Drama with an uppercut and then follows with a Belly to Belly Suplex. He stalks over and tags in Hotrod who just wouldn't stop taunting his own partner. Drama scrambles to his feet and tags in Marco. The Marvelous one charges right at Hotrod and hits him with a Spear. Both men are on the mat and Rodgers manages to get the better of it after a few moments of grappling. By locking on a Camel Clutch!! Marco is in some pain! But manages to grasp the ropes! The ref breaks the hold and Rodgers backs off. Marco gets to his feet and tags Drama in as Rodgers does likewise to Johnson. 

Both the fresh combatants come in carefully. With Johnson starting it off by grabbing Drama and whipping him to the ropes. Our little Zookeeper bounces off the ropes and gets hit with a Samoan Drop! Johnson makes a cover and the ref counts 1...2...Marco Jumps in and breaks up the pin!! Now Rodgers has jumped in the ring!! The ref is trying to keep control as all four guys go at it. Then in a flurry of flying fists and kicks, the ref gets blasted in the head!! He's down. And carnage is sure to ensue! Marco drops Rodgers with a Clothesline as Johnson grabs Marco from behind and drops HIM with a Swinging Neckbreaker!! Drama is back on his feet and hits Johnson with his signature chops! He then whips Johnson into the ropes and follows with his signature Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker!! Johnson is hurting!! Lucky, Hotrod is right behimd Drama....right behind Drama??!! Hotrod hits him with an Inverted DDT and follows it up by locking on an ankle lock! Drama is screaming!! Marco is back on his feet and locks Hotrod in a Dragon Sleeper! Hotrod can't maintain his hold on Drama as he reaches back to fend off Marco. 

The Man Mike Johnson has gotten back on his feet and just as he does, Drama is right in his face. He whips the man to the ropes and right into the legs of Hotrod. Both men are in a heap on the mat as Marco has let go of his hold on Rodgers. The ref is stirring as Cruel Control make their way over to the downed Lost Boys. Marco grabs up Johnson and Drama pulls Rodgers to his feet.  Marco goes for a Full Nelson Suplex, but Johnson Mule Kicks him right in the crotch!! Drama has Rodgers and drops him with a signature Sit Down Chokeslam!! Johnson wheels and nails Marco with the "Crash and Burn"!! The finishing DDT drops Marco very hard to the mat. And Johnson makes the cover. The ref--just conscious enough to count counts 1...2...then stops. Realizing that Marco was not the legal man! Johnson needs to get Drama! Where's the Drama?? We actually here him say, "Right here!" Then grabs Johnson up and executes his finishing "Standing Ovation". The F5 leaves Johnson down and out as Drama makes the cover. The ref checks the faces...right guys. 1...2...3.

Winners of the match and still Tag Team Champions of the World........Cruel Control!!!!!

After the match........Rodgers stalks off leaving his downed companion to fend for himself. We think we may actually see him toss a few curse words in Johnson's direction as he goes up the ramp. The Titantron then flashes and we begin seeing the footage that Crimson shot just the other day. It shows the women we all saw earlier in the shower. Then proceeds to get pretty vulgar about Crimson's parrot. Well the crowd is loving it and cheering to no end as the screen gets cut out and we see XAW cameras backstage. There's Grace she's standing outside the Braintrust's locker room. She knocks on the door and no one answers. She motions down the hallway and all three other women come running up. They all enter the room and immediately see what they're after. Paulie the Parrot. The bird is sitting on one of those horizontal bird pole things and sleeping contentedly....until they throw a bag over it's jead and drag it out of the room. Paulie begins to squawk horribly, but the girls just continue back to their secret little Anti-Crimson room. 

Elsewhere.....the Braintrust is trick-or-treating backstage. Johnny, Billy, Crimson, even Marius. Billy is dressed as Go-ku from Dragon BallZ and his little buddy Marius is dressed as A Dragon Ball...im sorry i've been informed it's the Four-starred Dragon Ball. Not one of those crappy ones with more or less stars. Crimson is dressed in a big grey box with numbers painted on the outside and the words, 'home' and 'visitor' painted on. It's obvious to everyone that this guy has dressed like a scoreboard. Then we come to Johnny....poor odd little Johnny. He's actually dressed like Kirk Cameron from "Growing Pains" fame. How odd is that? Cameras fade to the ring as the group continues on their quest for candy. 

JVX v. Leary Garcia
Xtreme Hardcore Title 
Scaffolding match

"Hero of the Day" plays for the second time tonight as GQ comes down toi the ring and announces that, "The following match between Leary Garcia and JVX (He spits on the mat) will take place outside the arena! And will be a SCAFFOLDING MATCH!! Where did we get scaffolding some may ask. Well Crimson graciously bashed the hell out of our arena about two weeks agao and the reconstruction isn't quite complete. So please direct you attention to the Titantron and the match can begin." GQ walks back up the ramp as the Titantron fades in to Leary and JVX standing about two stories off the ground! JVX is crouched down and carefully keeping his balance, While Leary is standing tall and sneering evilly at his smaller and easier to throw opponent. The camera pans down and we see tables...lots and lots of tables...all littering the ground below the scaffolding. A few chairs sit at some of the randowm tables--just for looks apparently. Someone's gonna get hurt here!! A bell rings somewhere and Leary begins stalking towards JVX. The wind picks up and blows hard as JVX stays in his defensive crouch. Leary, though, wobbles a bit from the sudden gust and JVX capitalizes! He springs forward and spears Leary's knee. The hippie's leg is taken out and he drops the the scaffolding hard. JVX is up and waiting as Leary begins getting to his feet. Leary comes forward, and JVX sprints to the side, leaps and swings in a circle on the vertical corner post of the scaffolding. He comes around and WHACK!! Sends a foot right into Leary's bandaged face!! 

The bandage immediately begins soaking through and dripping on to the scaffolding making the footing slick with blood. JVX gets back in his defensive coruch after cokmpleteinghis little Spiderman impersonation. While Leary holds a hand over his nose attempting to stauch the bloodflow. JVX sprints forward with a Spinning Wheel Kick that connects solidly to Leary's gut!! The hippie stumbles back and teeters on the edge!!!! Is he.......he might....it looks like he's gonna...he does!!!! Leary falls from the side!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! JVX just collapses on the scaffolding as the fans go f#cking crazy!!!! But...wren't there tables and stuff down there?? How come no big crash and lots of broken stuff???? As if thinking the exact same thing, JVX begins to crawl towards the edge. He hears a CLICK and stops for a second. Yhen proceeds forward in his crawl. He nears the edge and peers over. The camera follows right behind and--THERE'S LEARY!! HE'S STANDING ON THE LADDER THAT LEADS TO THE TOP!! One of his 'home-rolled cigarettes' in hand, he looks up at JVX and exhales a large plume of smoke into the man's face. JVX coughs and sputters as Leary says, "Can this Dragon fly??" He reaches up and grasps JVX by his Spidey costume and heaves the Deities Dragon from the scaffolding!! He flies through the air and comes crashing down some twenty feet below through a few tables with a loud CRASH and many CRACKS!! Splinters fly everywhere!! A chair gets bent to hell in the crash and JVX is covered in blood and wooden splinters as the dust clears. EMT's rush the scene as Leary climbs slowly down the ladder, smoke in hand. 

Winner of the match and still Xtreme Hardcore Champion.......'The Hardcore Hippie from Hell' Leary Garcia!!!!!

See you Thursday for our PPV Halloween Havoc part 2....can it get any more gruesome than this?!?!


Xtreme Alliance Wrestling Entertainment Proudly Presents:

Halloween Havoc Part II

And we're back from that incredibly long commercial break. 

The President comes down to the ring to announce the second part of the show. The crowd of course is booing this man to their hearts content. The Prez stands there for a minute and then a giant picture of the XAW Swimsuit Team appears on the screen. This distracts the crowd just long enough for him  to get out the card for tonight.

Stung vs. The Homicidal One
Vlad vs. Tommy vs. The Mangler (Canadian Title)
Goodfella vs. Johnny Killa
Billy TGC vs. Steven Kult (IC Title)
The Mailman vs. Sugar Stevens (Heavyweight Title)

So without further ado let's get this one underway.

Stung vs. The Homicidal One

Stung enters the arena to the melodious sounds of Sweet Dreams by Marilyn Manson. Stung bounds to the ring and those flashbulbs are bursting. The is going to be a good one. Then that Homicidal One starts heading to the ring to the sounds of Natural Born Killaz by Dr. Dre featuring Ice Cube. He saunters down to the ring and the look from the crowd is that of of fear. In his short time in the XAW this man has already begun to establish his own personal brand on the whole federation. The two men stare at each other from the sides of the ring and this is going to be one heck of a fight. The Homicidal One starts this one off. He charges with a quick clothesline and drops Stung down to the mat. He quickly follows this up with a few quick kicks to Stung trying to keep him disoriented. Stung fights his way back to his feet. Stung hits The One with a simple Body Slam to gain a little time. Stung then pulls up the One and hits him with a pretty impressive Breaking Front Slam. The One recovers from that with a second tank of gas and charges Stung. He almost takes Stung's head off with a Russian Sickle!!! This is getting pretty furious!!! The Homicidal One circles the slowly recovering Stung around the ring taunting him with a little zeal. Stung finally gets up and he's furious. The crowd is shouting at the top of their lungs!!! This one is just getting started. Stung is about to charge when he is swept up into The One's Powerbomb!!! Stung's head bounces around lifelessly. The One has seriously put the hurt on Stung. Not finished there he pulls up Stung and hits him with a MASSIVE PILEDRIVER!!! This could be it. The One pins ...one.....two....thr.....NO!!! STUNG KICKED OUT!!! This one is not over yet!!! Stung rockets to his feet and is on top of The One, spinning him around. He hits The One with a Belly to Back Suplex!!! Stung is really getting fired up here. The One pops back up but it's just too damn late!!! Stung locks on and executes a perfect Manta Ray Death Drop and The Homicidal One lays broken on the mat. Stung pins 1.....2......3......

Winner of the Match........ Stung

Cameras go to the Boiler Room of the XAW Arena. This place is massive. Incinerators and furnaces. Conveyor belts and strange contraptions. This is going to be one heck of a match for the Canadian Title. Let's get this one underway...

Vlad vs. Tommy St. Claire vs. The Mangler 

Vlad descends from the rafters and right into the smoke that seems to cover the floor of the entire room. Vlad immediately starts looking through a shelf for the proper weapon for the match. Tommy's bike is rumbling on through the doorway. He pulls up next to one of the furnaces and whips out a cig he is about to light it off of the fires of the furnace when he looks to his right and sees two Italian guys carrying a long trash bag. There is obviously something large in that trash bag that these two Italian guys are hoisting into an incinerator. Tommy just looks at them dumbfounded. The big Italian looks at him, "Ey, wese ain't doin' nothin'. Capiche!!!" Tommy just kind of nods his head and lights his cig off the furnace. He hops off his bike and grabs a huge wrench off the back of his bike. He notices Vlad and charges him taking a hard swing at the back of Vlad's head with a THUD!!! Vlad goes down hard. Tommy doesn't stop there. He bring that wrench down hard into the gut of Vlad with thunderous impacts. Tommy hoists Vlad up and drops him down hard with a DDT right onto the concrete floor. Vlad is dazed and Tommy is about to drop for the pin when he hears the roar of an engine from around the corner. The Mangler comes whirling around the corner with.... Good God!!!! That's a CHAINSAW!!! The Mangler charges at Tommy with the whirling blades of death. Tommy dodges out of the way at the last second and the chainsaw bites hard into some metal piping ripping it all up and spitting it out. Mangler is going pretty crazy with that chainsaw. Ripping up the machinery and tossing sparks all over the place. Tommy backs up from that lunatic and right into the hands of Vlad who hits him with a devastating Impaler!!! Vlad savagely grabs up Tommy by the hair and tosses him onto the conveyor belt and hits the switch. The camera pans down the conveyor belt to see where it leads. Oh.... Sh!t!!! It leads right into a red hot Furnace!!! These two men are fighting on the track of the conveyor belt heading straight for the furnace!!! These guys are crazy. Vlad picks up Tommy and seizes him hard with a Mandible Claw. He is brutally ripping into the flesh of Tommy's face with his fingers. Tommy is trying desperately to wrest himself from the grasp of Vlad, but the Impaler is just not letting up. Until now!! Tommy hits a spinning heel kick directly to the head of Vlad and he drops the Blood God down to the track. Tommy kicks him a few times and whips him into the air only to drop him down quickly with a Tommy Gunn!!! Tommy is going for the pin!!! The ref jumps up onto the conveyor belt with a wary eye on the furnace quickly approaching. 1......2.......... Vlad kicks out with gusto!! So much of a kick out in fact that he has just knocked the ref into the FURNACE!!!!! The ref lets out one last dying scream as he is burned alive. The two combatants don't even seem to notice as The Mangler rejoins the two on the conveyor belt. Mangler has an absolutely crazed look on his face as he nicks Tommy across the leg with the chainsaw. He would have been plunging that chainsaw right into Tommy's chest if the biker hadn't twisted at the last second. The Mangler's momentum takes him into a pillar support and the sparks fly into the air as he rips it in two!!! The ceiling isn't looking too stable anymore!!! Vlad gives a few quick chops to the bleeding leg of Tommy and gets the biker into position for a massive Crucifix Spike!!! Tommy is out of it and about three seconds from faling into the furnace and following the ref into the grave!!! The new ref jumps up onto the conveyor belt to try and revive Tommy before he plunges into the burning pit. Meanwhile kicks that lunatic Mangler with a Missile Drop Kick and sends him hurtling into a pile of machinery chainsaw first!!! Vlad turns around and looks the recovered Tommy right in the face as Tommy drops him with a devastating Greaser Twist Slam!!! Tommy looks up and feels the heat of the furnace. The ref dives off the conveyor belt. Tommy grabs up Vlad and tosses him off the conveyor belt. Then Tommy takes to the air and hits a Grease Spot on Vlad!!! It could be over here. Nope! Mangler is back up with that chainsaw. He's not charging though. No, he's hurtling it through the air!!! Tommy eyes almost bulge out of his head as he drops to avoid it. It flies right past his head and imbeds itself into the leg of the ref!!! The ref screams out in pain!!! Then the ref is tapped on the shoulder. It's the President!!! And so we have yet another new ref. The Mangler doesn't seem to care either way as he charges again and drops thenewly recovered Vlad down with a Spear!!! But he doesn't have long to capitalize on it as Tommy takes that giant Wrench to the head of Mangler, and that is a noise that echoes throughout the Arena!!! Vlad is about to take down Tommy when the smoke parts behind him  and out of the smoke comes a massive form of.... of.... It's WAR MACHINE!!!!! Vlad's face goes pale as he hears those huge footsteps behind him. He twists around his just in time for The Machine to grab his throat and hoist him high into the air!!! War Machine Chokeslams him hard into the solid concrete floor!!! That's got to hurt!!! Tommy cracks the Prez in the head with his wrench out of spite and drags him over towards the downed Vlad. Tommy drops for the pin. The Prez is fighting it but losing to the big War Machine. War Machine brings the refs hand down 1........2.........3....... War Machine grabs up the fallen Vlad and hoists him up into the air and rips the Canadian Belt off from around his waist. He hands it to Tommy. Tommy just looks at the big angry man with a little bit of appreciation, takes the belt and hobbles away to his bike. War Machine stands over the fallen Vlad for a second breathing heavy and looking pretty psycho before he lumbers away back into the darkness. The Mangler recovers and looks around to se that the match is over. He picks up chainsaw and looks at the ref with a twisted look on his face. The ref starts running like hell with The Mangler following behind him quickly on his heels.

Winner of the Match and new Canadian Champion..... Tommy St. Claire

The Mailman storms through the backstage. The look on his face is telling the whole damn story. And we are just two matches away from the titanic meeting between Sugar Stevens and The Mailman. This one is going to be GREAT!!! No one has stopped The Mailman, and no one can tear a man apart like Sugar Stevens. This is going to be one helluva match.  

Back in the Arena the announcers and the fans alike are staring at the Titantron in disbelief. That was a pretty brutal match. And now it's time to get this show on the road...


Goodfella vs. Johnny Killa (Throw in the Towel match)

Goodfella comes out to the boos of the crowd his music is probably playing but we just can't hear it over the hatred pouring out of the fans. Goodfella circles the ring a few times and flexes up his muscles. Johnny appears at the top of the stage and the crowd is going crazy. They love this guy. The ref steps into the ring and this one is about to get underway. The man holding the towel for Goodfella will be Paulie. The Man holding the towel for Johnny will be none other than Cameradude. The bell rings and this one is underway. Johnny starts this one off by hitting Goddfella with a quick Take Down!!! These two really don't like each other. Johnny is back on his feet quickly and instead of jumping into a series of angry stomps he goes to work with a painful Figure Four Leg Lock!!! Goodfella is feeling the burn. It looks like Paulie is already going to throw the towel in for Goodfella. No wait. He whips the towel into the ring near Johnny's head but doensn't let go. The end of the towel cracks hard against the head of Johnny. That wasn't just a regular towel. What is in that towel I wonder??? Johnny is reeling in the ring, the side of his head is gashed open, blood is pouring down his face. Goodfella smiles smuggly and returns to a standing position and takes it to the Phreak. He pulls up Johnny and hits him with  an Inverted Piledriver!!! Johnny is looking pretty beat up. What was in that towel?? Johnny is quickly whipped into the corner next to Paulie. Paulie whips that towel into the head of Johnny two more times and Johnny is looking close to dropping. Goodfella takes Johnny up the side of the ringpost and drops him off the top with a Superplex!!! Johnny needs to get back into this one quick or it's all over. Goodfella shrugs at the bloody Johnny and looks over to Cameradude motioning to him that it's time to throw in the towel. Cameradude pulls out a strange light for his camera and flashes it at Goodfella. The light coming out of it is causing us to get a little nauseous just looking at it. Godfella however is looking right at it. Goodfella is losing his ability to stand up straight. He's stumbling around like he's drunk. Johnny desperately pulls himself up to his feet. Blood pouring out of his head he grabs the fumbling form of Goodfella and hits his patented Phreaktastic!!! Goodfella is howling in pain. Johnny pulls him up and drags him around the ring to the edge hitting his Raveplex!!! Raveplex!!! Paulie shakes his head and runs around the ring to the corner Cameradude is standing in. Paulie unloads that towel into the head of Cameradude!!! Cameradude is busted wide open. but he doesn't drop the towel. Instead he takes his camera in both hands and cracks it into the head of Paulie!! Paulie falters but doesn't drop the towel. These two are wrapping it up outside the ring. Paulie flings the towel straight at the head of the origional Cameraman and it connects solidly. Cameradude falls back dropping his towel. Both towels are heading into the ring. Which one landed first?!? Only the ref can decide but.... NO!!! YOU DUMB REF BASTARD!!!  He wasn't even looking at towels. He was checking out Over Easy in the front row. We really need to hire some more competent ref around here. He finally notices the two towels and calls the match in a draw. C'mon ref!!! Why don't you pay attention!!! Even a blind man could see that the towel that hit first was~

Winner of the Match......... Draw

Billy The God Clown is sitting in his dressing room when the Prez saunters in. Punk Rock Girl is with him dressed as a nurse. The President points out to Billy, "Mr. God Clown it has come to my attention that you haven't gotten all of your shots to compete for tonights events. We can't have that now can we. Stick out your arm and take your medecine or  you won't be able to compete in tonights event." Billy argues against this for quite awhile but in the end decides that his love for the fans is going to force him into getting this shot. The Prez injects him and quickly leaves with a big smile plastered all over his face. Billy heads out to compete in tonights event. And we are just one match away from The Mailman versus Sugar Stevens for the Heavyweight Title!!!

Billy The God Clown vs. Steven Kult (IC Title)

Billy appears at the top of the stage and starts walking funny on his way to the ring. Billy makes it to the side of the ring before he collapses in a heap. Steven appears at the top of the stage with Punk Rock Girl and the Prez and he glides to the ring with a massive cheaters smile plastered all over his face. He walks right up next to Billy and kicks him quickly in the head. Billy lays there staggered, "..... You......drugged... me....."

Steven pulls him up and tosses him into the ring. Billy is powerless to do anything as Steven pins him in the center of the ring. The ref is forced to tap 1......2.........3 Steven has just screwed Billy out of his gold!!! Steven doesn't look to thrilled at this jsut yet though. No. Instead he goes to the side of the ring and pulls out that damn lucky chair of his. He starts working over Billy with the chair. Hard chairshots rain down on Billy's battered form as that sadist doesn't let up. Over and over he brings that chair down into the heart and soul of Billy The God Clown. Somebody stop him. This isn't right. Finally Steven stops with the chair on our fallen hero. He takes that stolen gold from the ref and makes his way up the ramp. His face smeared with the blood of Billy. And under that crimson mask he wears a smile both foul and evil.

Winner of the Match and IC Champion........ Steven Kult 

Now we're are just moments away form the historic Main Event!!! The Mailman, born through fire and tested with blood. The man who has come to the XAW and layed claim on the Heavyweight Title against the one man who just might take it. Sugar Stevens. This man who has signified underhanded revenge. He was ignored for too long and now he's come to get paid back in blood. Sugar Stevens who just weeks ago shattered the world of The Mailman forever by destroying the lives of The Postmaster General and Juliet. Nothing could prepare The Mailman for the devastating war that Sugar Stevens has waged on the body, mind, and soul of the Mailman. Sugar Stevesn who not only put The Mailman's loved ones into the hospital but proceeded to attack them while they lay helpless on their beds. 

Two men, both unparrelled in seperate wrestling techniques. The Mailman, the powerehouse, who destroys opponents with lefts and rights and devastating power attacks. Sugar Stevens, the cunning grappler, taking men apart with vicious cruelty an precision then locking on submission moves to wrench foes apart limb by limb. now we get to the Main Event!!!


The Mailman vs. Sugar Stevens 
(Heavyweight Title)

Sugar Stevens appears at the top of the stage. He has that smile born in Hell written across his face. He saunters down to the ring and the crowd is booing his name like they have just seen the Anti-Christ.... And maybe they have. Stevens climbs up into the ring. He looks around the sold out Arena for a second and waits patiently for The Mailman. He doesn't wait long. The Mailman appears at the top of the stage and the crowd goes crazy. Shouting fans screaming their love for the Main Event. The Mailman climbs up his ringpost and throws his arm up into the air. The fans all do their part and throw their arms up into the air and this titanic battle is about to get underway. The cold emotionless stare that The Mailman gives across the ring to Sugar Stevens is met back with equal hatred by Sugar Stevens. These two men stare each other down in the ring and this one is just heating up. The ref takes the belt. The Heavyweight Title and walks over to Sugar Stevens to show it to him. Sugar doesn't even look at it once. He continues to lock stares with The Mailman. The ref shrugs for a second and walks again towards The Mailman with the Heavyweigth Title in hand. The Mailman swats the ref aside and the Title falls out of the ring. You can just feel the intensity from out here. This match isn't even about the Title anymore. For Sugar Stevens this is about respect. That callous SOB The Mailman has glided around here far too long pretending he doesn't exist. The Mailman is here for one reason and one reason only. Revenge. Sugar Stevens has broken every code of conduct that this sport has, he has crossed every line there ever was, and now they meet in the ring... 

So sit back and enjoy yourselves. This is going to be one Hell of a fight...

The bell rings. 

The Mailman stands right next to Sugar Stevens face to face. They stare each other down. The rage building up in The Mailman, he begins breathing heavy. Each breath building to a crescendo. The pace quickening. Sugar Stevens smile grows wider and wider. The man he has haunted in the past weeks stands in front of him. The man he has destroyed over and over again, show after show, piece by fragile piece. Now he shall reap the seeds he has sown so long ago. Sugar Stevens dark grin plays across his face, growing more gruesomely hypnotic by the second. These two masters of their individual forms stare at each other for tense seconds before The Mailman unloads that big fist of his directly into the face of the challenger!!! Sugar Stevens spins before he drops to the mat. The Mailman stands there cracking his knuckles motioning for Sugar Stevens to get up. And get up he does. He launches himself off of the mat with such speed that the camera has a hard time keeping up with him. Stevens launches himself into the bigger man taking Mailman into the corner hard!!! Stevens doesn't stop there, he maliciously grips the leg of Mailman and twists it around and under the rope using it as leverage to tear at the ligaments!!! The Mailman bellows in horrible pain and Sugar is showing no sign of letting up on his terrible hold. The Mailman tries desperately to counter any way he can but he isn't getting a grip on Stevens that he can't break easily, and this is exactly what Sugar had planned. What Mailman doesn't seem to understand is that you don't get into a Submission match with Sugar Stevens. Because he WILL beat you. Whatever moves you try to use against him he will counter and send right back your way twice as hard. He will use your momntum against you. If you think you have balance, then you have never stepped into the ring with Sugar Stevens. He has perfected balance and percision in all of his years of wrestling and he is using those skills right now on the tortured leg of Mailman. Mailman is grimacing in pain in the corner of the ring trying desperately to break it. Finally he gets his hands on Sugar. He pulls the man up and does a sloppy Suplex to drop Stevens out of the ring. Sugar connects hard with the corner of the stairs outside of the ring. Inside the ring Mailman tries to get some feeling back into his leg and you can tell that the big man is hurt. Mailman is straightening out his leg for the first time when Sugar is already back on top of him. Sugar pulls that injured leg out from under Mailman and twists it into a painful Ankle lock!!! Mailman is taking the brunt of this horrendous pain. He tries over and over again to reverse and counter it but to no effect. Sugar has it locked in too solidly. Mailman twists around horribly and pulls his leg in towards his chest. Sugar is just within reach of his big hands but instead of grabbing the man,  Mailman throws his fist into the head of Sugar Stevens!!! Sugar's head jerks suddenly at the violent impact but he doesn't let go. Mailman unloads with another furious punch into the head of Sugar Stevens and that finally does the job as Sugar releases his hold as he drops to the mat. He grips his still ring jaw as The Mailman pulls himself to his feet. Mailman picks Sugar up and holds Sugar's body into the air. Hoisting him up high above his shoulders Mailman let's out a shout of carnal rage!!! But while he presses Sugar over his head one of Stevens hands flash down and rake the eyes of the Mailman!!! Sugar drops horribly to the mat as Mailman grips at his sundered eyes. Sugar grabs one of the ropes to bring himself back to his feet. He sees the flailing Mailman and seizes the opprotunity and twists the feet out from underneath Mailman. He drags the big man into a Boston Crab!!! The Mailman feels his leg wrenched under the terrible pressure and now he makes a desperate grab for the ropes, but he's too far. The look on Sugar's face is pure ecstacy as he feels the big man writh in pain beneath him. This could be all over here. Time slows and The Mailman sees the world move by in a cloud of slow motion. the lights flicker on and off from everywhere and nowhere. Sugar sees victory reach out it's hand to him before it is violently ripped away. The Mailman has grabbed the ropes and now the ref breaks the hold. The Mailman gets to his feet and he gets there pissed!!! He jerks his head left and right cracking it before he starts throwing punch after punch into the already bruised body of Sugar Stevens!!! Blow after thunderous blow rain down upon Sugar Stevens as his body explodes with mind numbing pain each time The Mailman connects!!! The Mailman is working on the body, now the head, now the body, now the head, Sugar can't keep up with blocking the punches and starts to get really beat around. Finally Sugar retaliates in the only way he can, he starts throwing punches of his own at The Mailman!!! The Mailman takes these and almost laughs them off. He knuckles up his right fist and lands the Haymaker that he has used to destroy so many men before. Sugar takes this one square on the jaw and he is rattled as he goes flying out of the ring!!! The Mailman stands in the ring cracking his knuckles and getting ready to lay into Sugar again with those devastating body blows. Sugar stumbles to his feet outside the ring and slides back into the ring. He walks right up to Mailman and starts trying to play The Main Event's game. He tries to start trading punch for punch with the big man. Sugar should know better than this. You don't get into a fistfight with The Mailman because you're going to lose. Sugar again trades blows with The Mailman but it doesn't take long before the big man starts gaining the major advantage in this brawl!!! The Mailman drops a crippling blow right into the midsection of Sugar Stevens and the smaller man is lifted off of his feet with this tremendous impact and flung like a rag doll to the other side of the ring. The Mailman lumbers over to Sugar Stevens and pulls hims up to his weary feet. The Mailman drops Sugar down with a hard Postmark!!! Sugar clutches his back painfully as The Mailman is just not letting up here. He pulls Sugar to his feet again and drops him down hard with an Impact DDT!!! Sugar is down and looking like a broken toy. The Mailman grits his teeth and locks on a Mailbox. The pain seems to revive Sugar pretty quickly and he smiles wide again. Sugar easily gains leverage and reverses it on The Mailman pushing him into a pin 1......2......... The Mailman kicks out slowly. Sugar haggardly gets to his feet. The Mailman too, pulls himself up on shaky legs. Sugar charges forward and buries The Mailman into the corner of the ring. He chops Mailman three times fast and props The Mailman up on the ropes. Why is Sugar backing up so far?!? 

Sugar Kick!!!!!

The Mailman takes the kick hard and crumbles at the feet of Sugar Stevens. Sugar takes a quick sidelong glance at the Heavyweight Title. Everything he has worked so hard for. Everything he has given up in his life for now comes down to this.... 1........2.......

The Mailman somehow digs down deep and kicks out at the last second. Sugar Stevens screams out a pitiless cry of mortal agony!!! The Mailman doggedly rises to his feet. He sees Sugar Stevens approach him through blood soaked eyes and seizes the opprotunity to hit him with~

Special Delivery!!!!

Sugar Stevens has just been hit with the finisher that has leveled men and laid waste to careers. The Mailman wearily pins 1....2......Sugar kicks out!!! Dear God how much more do these two men have left!?!

Sugar rolls slowly under the ropes and picks himself up. The Mailman rises weakly in the center of the ring. Sugar reaches under the mat and pulls out that baseball bat that he used to destroy Juliet and The Postmaster General. That sick man even has their names burned into the side of the bat. Sugar pulls himself back into the ring and starts charging straight for The Mailman. A sane man would dive out of the way, but this is The Mailman, and he has been driven to the edge of sanity and beyond by Sugar Stevens!!! The Mailman charges straight ahead at Sugar Stevens catching Sugar midstride The Mailman pulls Sugar up into the air and cracks the mat bringing Stevens down with him in the most powerful Final Delivery we have ever seen around here!!! The Mailman pins Sugar and the refs hand goes down.

......1......

Sugar blinks slowly looking up at the ref, feeling the pressure of The Mailman pinnig him. Somewhere in the dim wane of exhausted memory Sugar Stevens realizes what is happening...

......2......

Miles away in a hospital two figures lie motionless in beds. Juliet and The Postmaster General. Horribly beaten and scarred forever by one evil man. The sunlight glides through the window and bathes them in it's bright garish light...

......3......

The Mailman releases the leg of Sugar Stevens and falls to the mat having given all he had and having no more. Sugar Stevens smiles one last time before the cameras fade to black...

Winner of the Match........ The Mailman



The night is over. The terrible curse of Halloween Havoc is finished. Go outside and be glad you're still alive. Be happy that you only brush a night this horrible but once and live forever in fear of this night cresting again...

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Dark December 12-06-03<br></br><br></br>



Pyrotechnics dance about the arena in a twirl of colors welcoming us to another XAW PPV!!! But the mood in the arena is far from jolly. Signs fill the crowd, but none for a single wrestler. No these signs all scream out one name. Jayde. Their signs scream out to the heavens where Jayde surely rests. Wishing her well and saying that she'll be remembered. The lights flicker on and everyone puts on a good face, and looking forward to every wrestler competing tonight to put forth one hell of an effort in her honor. "Hero of the Day" plays and for some reason, it's not as mocking as it usually is. GQ somberly makes his way to the ring and takes up his mic. "I know you all look at me with hate in your eyes. But I truly am sorry for what has happened in recent days. The show will go on. The XAW will continue. But a small part will be lost forever. The best thing to do is to heal. We will heal. The worst thing to do...is forget. We will never forget. With that said, I will now read you the card for tonight's show."<br></br><br></br>

Leary Garcia vs. Tommy St. Claire (Canadian Title)
JVX vs. Vlad (TV Title) 
Green Haired Phreaks vs. Cruel Control (Tag Titles) 
Steven Kult vs. Crimson (IC Title) 
The Mangler vs. Mike Johnson (Hardcore Title)
The Mailman vs. Sugar Stevens (Heavyweight Title)
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The President's office. G.Q. Styles sits behind his desk and for the first time in perhaps his entire life he is honestly feeling the pressure. The Better Business Bureau has been ringing his phone off the hook about the on the job accident that happened to one of his employees, a Jayde Soulfire, who died because of "Epileptic Complications". G.Q. Styles also has had to pay out the ass on his new insurance premiums which have skyrocketed overnight. Apparently, this is a dangerous job... G.Q. Styles turns to the members of The Underground, "Now I hope you all understand why I'm doing this. You see at this particular juncture I feel it is necessary to distance myself from certain employees, you being those six. It is not prudent at this moment to affiliate myself with you in the forwith manner. Of course, I neither condone nor detest any previous actions that The Underground has taken on behalf of myself or this organization. But, well I GOTTA COVER MY ASS!!! This Jayde crap is gonna cost me my condo in Cancun. Can you believe that, one little pissant employee screws up and now I gotta give up the beach house. Anyway, boys, I'm gonna have to step out of the way and let you boys go on with business as usual, but I gotta keep my profile down. But I think I've taught you all well enough." The members of The Underground look at each other pensively. It's started. The Civil War has begun...
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Leary Garcia vs. Tommy St. Claire (Canadian Title) 
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Leary walks down towards the ring. Tonight he's sporting his 'leafy' shirt. Leary Garcia hops into the ring and he's getting ready for this one. Finally, he's going to be bringing it to Tommy. He's been waiting too long for this one. The sounds of a motorcycle appears at the top of the stage. Tommy's modified Harley Davidson rumbles down towards the ring!!! The fans are cheering loudly for their motorized Canadian Champion!!! Tommy stops the bike next to the ring and this one is underway. Tommy and Leary circle each other in the center of the ring like sharks. Both looking at each other and considering themselves the predator. Tommy throws his lit cigarette at Leary and Leary bounces around tossing it off of his scorched shirt cursing at Tommy. Leary then goes for broke and pulls out "The Baseball Battie" another giant smoking apparatus, whatever the hell that is?!? Leary takes a swing and cracks Tommy across the forehead, busting him WIDE OPEN!!!! Now we know we're at an XAW event!!! Tommy deftly wipes the blood off with his arm and charges!!! He grabs Leary into a Headlock and pulls out his zippo!!! WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING?!?!? TOMMY IS TRYING TO LIGHT LEARY'S FACE ON FIRE!!!!!!!! Leary howls in pain as the fire scorches across his skin!!! Tommy cracks a smile full of revenge as he cooks the face of Leary!!! Unfortunately the blood from his own wounded forehead damps out the zippo. Tommy tosses out a loud curse that's not for the children's ears. Leary, meanwhile, retrieves his Baseball Battie and goes straight for the knees of Tommy St. Claire!!! Tommy crumbles backwards gripping his knees in pain!!! Leary swats him a couple of more times to take the fight out of him and then drags him towards the ropes. Leary tosses Tommy over the ropes and follows up by Splashing down on the wounded biker!!! Leary recovers again quickly and pulls Tommy up and onto one of the tables!!! Oh, shit Tommy look out!!! Tommy lowblows upwards hitting Leary in the 'doobies'!!! Leary is staggering as Tommy starts dropping punch after punch on the Hardcore Hippie from Hell!!! Tommy seizes Leary and tries desperately to perform his Tommy Gunn, but Leary just has too much left in him!!! Leary blocks the Tommy Gunn and rips up one of the monitors!!! LOOK OUT AGAIN TOMMY!!!!!! Tommy takes a solid shot straight from the monitor to the head and now the only thing holding him up is grit as Leary smiles sadistically!!! Leary hits Tommy with the Acid Drop!!! But not on the table he's on. Oh NO that's for lesser feds!!! Leary takes him across to the foreign announcer's table through the air with his Full Nelson Slam!!!!!!!!!! Tommy is done for!!!! Leary rolls out of the pile of carnage and lights one up in celebration of his impending victory!!! Tommy is rolled into the ring and Leary puffs again. Then he gets very, very relaxed... He pulls out some chips and chomps down. Now Leary is using Tommy's face for an ashtray as he continues smoking away on that small little rolled cig. Then the crowd starts getting pissed off and throwing things. Leary gets up and flicks off the crowd, then he pulls off his 'leafy' shirt and underneath it is a shirt that says 'This Belt is Beneath Me!!!'. But right behind him Tommy is stalking!!!!!! Leary whips around and gets a kick to the stomach!!! Tommy Gunn!!!!! Tommy has just dropped Leary down hard!!!!!! Tommy pins 1........2..........3
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Winner of the Match and still Canadian Champion....... Tommy St. Claire!!!
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The door shatters into splinters, a million pieces of wood fly about the room!!!! War Machine looks around!!!! Yesterday, this was President G.Q. Styles office... Today, it's filled with piles of office paper. Old unused desks, and a broken filing cabinet. A secretary looks at him with a raised eyebrow as she grabs up some pencils and a new typewriter ribbon, "Uh, Iron Man, the Pres has moved his office down the hall. This is a supply closet now." War Machine's face turns to unvented rage, his Justice finding no outlet, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PRESIDENT MOVED HIS OFFICE!!!!" War Machine stomps off leaving a perplexed secretary in his wake...
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I AM...
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I AM...
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I AM...
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The crowd look up, their eyes suddenly full of tears of hope at their champion appear on the stage. He shows no signs of weakness. No signs of the tragic loss which has haunted him, and the crowd as well show no signs of backing down in the face of this awful adversity as they scream forth from their very souls,
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"The Deities Dragon!!!"
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JVX vs. Vlad (TV Title)
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JVX doesn't smile his usual carefree smile as he makes his way to the ring. Instead he shows signs of inner strength as he climbs the ropes and throws back a knowing salute to all the fans who have lent him their support. He drops down into the ring and circles. Preparing himself to do battle with the Blood God for the TV Title. The single most hotly contested belt in this federation. 
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Then he descends... The Blood God from the rafters. Vlad makes his way down and into the ring in a flight that causes panic and fear. There is no remorse in the eyes of the Blood God. There is no sorrow. He is as he has always been. Willing to do anything to accomplish the goal. He smiles that evil smile of his and falls in with the circling motion JVX has begun. The bell rings and both men go at it!! They tie it up, Vlad sending the smaller man whipping towards the ropes! Vlad rushes in behind as JVX does that swing through the rope thing he does so well!! But Vlad's not falling for this one. He stops short and JVX whiffs with his flying legs. He lands his feet and looks right into a signature Mandible Claw!!! Vlad latches on and grinds his fingers into the lower jaw of the Dragon! JVX tries to howl in pain, but the fist in his mouth just won't allow it. Vlad squeezes tighter and tighter forcing the smaller man down to his knees. JVX is in a severe amount of pain right now! Vlad's eyes begin to lull back in his head only showing the whites. JVX knows he must act and act now!!! He rips Vlad's arm free with all the strenght the little guy can muster! Dropping the Vamp down into an Armbar! Vlad is grasping for the ropes as JVX wrenches that arm, practically giving Vlad a double jointed elbow! The dhampir grabs hold of the ropes with an effort befitting himself. And JVX relenquishes the hold. Vlad gets to his feet favoring that arm. Vlad rushes in and JVX executes a quick Hip Toss and sets up for Gloria Por Delor!!  He kicks!!!! And misses! Vlad ducks, grabs JVX from the side and issues The Stroke!! JVX's face slams into the mat with a resounding THUD!!! Blodd begins to trickle from his nose. Vlad gets to his feet and climbs the ropes he signals for the "Fly by Night". The crowd can't believe it's coming to this!! Hasn't this man been through enough?? Well apparently someone doesn't think so. Vlad leaps off and lands!! It takes a lot out of the dhampir, but he goes for the cover. The ref is down to make the count after a slight hesitation. Is it supposed to end like this?? 
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KICK OUT!!!
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JVX has just done it once again!!! Where does he get it from?? Vlad is astonished!! He pulls the Dragon to his feet and sets him up for the Crucifix Spike!! He nails it!!! The cover!!
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KICK OUT!!!!!!
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Holy sh*t!!! Can you believe this guy???? Vlad doesn't know what to do!! No one has ever done that to Vlad before!! Not to my recollection!!! The vamp pulls JVX up once again and sends him hurtling towards the ropes! He waits as the bloody and weakened man springs back towards him. But there's just something in JVX's eyes that tell me he ain't goin down this way! He leaps!! Dropkicking the stunned Vlad right in the face!! The vamp staggers back. JVX quickly catches up and issues another Dropkick sending Vlad staggering into the ropes. JVX follows in and BAM!!! "Gloria Por Delor"!! Vlad slumps to the mat and JVX covers.
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KICK OUT!!!!
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JVX is the one to be astonished now! He pulls the bruised and battered Vlad up and slaps him into the "Deadly Dragon Sleeper"!!! Vlad's eyes begin to roll back....but not in that evil "i'm gonna get you" way. In that "I'm losing oxygen...and quickly" kinda way. He has no choice but to tap! JVX continues squeezing! He won't let go! Finally realizing what exactly he's doing, the Dragon releases the hold and slumps over head in his arms. Vlad, barely conscious, rolls out of the ring and attempts to make his way back. Mailman appears at the top of the ramp and the crowd cheers wildly!! He walks calmly down and lends a hand to his comrade in arms. Putting the Dragon's arm over his shoulder (practically lifting him off the ground due to size difference!) Mailman helps the Deities Dragon backstage.
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Winner of the match and still TV Title Champion.......JVX!!!!
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And on to the Tag Team Champion's match!!!!!!
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Johnny Killa walks out of his dressing room and two Phreak Phans approach him. Wait a second, those aren't Phreak Phans??????? It's Marco and Leary!!!!!! Leary cracks Johnny hard with the Holy Grail!!!!! Johnny whips around only to get a swift kick to the head from The Marvelous One!!!!! Johnny looks at the man who he once trained in the arts of wrestling. Marco Manners has no pity at all for his fallen mentor. Leary Garcia spits down on him, "You should have chosen a side. Until then you're just another HIT from The Underground!!!"
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The Mailman is the next down the hallway. He's helping JVX to the locker room. The Mailman passes the woozy Johnny Killa and just shakes his head, "You should have chosen a side. You were a Heavyweight Champion man. Some things in life are worth fighting for..." The two make their way to the locker room leaving a devastated Johnny Killa in the hallway.
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THE GREEN HAIRED FREAKS vs CRUEL CONTROL
TAG TEAM CHAMPION
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Billy enters the ring he is fired up for tonight. Billy looks around waiting for his Tag Partner to appear but there is no Johnny... The two members of Cruel Control enter the ring of this massive arena, the crowd responds in mixed reactions. Drama slides into the ring, the crowd focusing on him. Then, Billy and Drama approach one another, nose to nose they stand in the middle of the ring. The crowd goes silent.   When SMACK.........Billy turns the ref has just been laid out by the monkey....OH....MY....GOD!!!. Billy turns and Drama preforms a "STAR TREK" style chop to Billy.  Billy falls to the mat. Drama towers over Billy, what destruction he plans to unleash on this man is anybodies guess. Marco walks to his side and together these two men could completely destroy The God Clown!!! The Drama balls up one fist and.... DRAMA HAS JUST DROPPED MARCO MANNERS!!!!! One punch and Marco is holding his jaw in pain. Drama gets right into Marco's face, "What the HELL were you doing teaming up with Leary in the hallway!!!! Didn't you see what The Underground did to poor Jayde????? I can't do this. I can't work with a man who allies himself with those scumbags!!!" The Drama takes off his Tag Title and throws it at the fallen Marco!!! "I'm quitting this Tag Team!!!"
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The President comes out immediately after Drama leaves and grabs a microphone, "Tonight's Tag Match has been cancelled due to an unprecedented Double Disqualification. Since we cannot be without our Tag Team Division Champions and because of The Drama's sudden and unexplainable, and inexcusable departure I have to nominate someone in his place." Out walks Russian and Webby. Russian helps Marco up while Webby looks on with his intimidating stare. The President continues, "And so, Marco Manners, to take the place of that deserting Drama I am naming... Webby as your new Tag Partner. Here's your belt little guy." The President puts the belt around Webby, who just sits there and holds his reactions down deep while he is named one half of the new Tag Champions. The President levels his gaze at the crowd as Paulie appears along stage with him, "Paulie, tell Goodfella and the rest to take care of our little Postal problem. I want the rest of the night to go smoothly and exactly as I've planned it." Paulie nods his head...
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Mike Johnson pats a disheartened Sean Rogers on the back, "Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find someone else. Forget about Sway, there's plenty of fish in the sea. Why don't you help me celebrate here, you're looking at the next Hardcore Champion of the XAW. I have lived my life by those tenants of Hardcore and tonight I reap the ultimate gold. And did you see these weapons?!?" Mike pulls out his upgraded aresenal, "Fish hooked me up with some pretty imressive weaponry. Mangler doesn't have a chance." 
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Crimson steps out of a closet and zips his fly. He's whistling a merry little tune as a few missing members of the XAW Cheerleading Squad step out of the closet with him. Crimson slaps them on their asses and heads on his way to the ring, "Steven Kult has no dice." Suddenly that very same Steven Kult steps out of the shadows holding his Lucky Chair. The very same chair stained with his own blood. Crimson doesn't even see it coming!!! 
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CRACK!!!!!
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Crimson's head glances to one side as his brains just get SCRAMBLED from that damn Lucky Chair!!!! Steven Kult drops that chair down again and again on the poor Hardcore Icon!!!! 37 times in a row Crimson takes this beating. His face is a fleshy pulp when Steven finally finishes and drags him out to the ring.
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Steven Kult vs. Crimson (IC Title)
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Steven Kult parades the destroyed the and lifeless body of Crimson around the ring, putting on display the man who he has just destroyed. He holds him up the blood dripping forth from the battered soul he holds in his hands. The look on Steven Kult's face is that of pure joy... 
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He rolls Crimson's body into the ring threatens the ref with his Lucky Chair, "Ring the bell now or your next." The ref signals for the bell and this match up begins. Steven Kult props Crimson up in the corner and begins whacking him a few more times with the chair until even our usually bloodthirst audience can't take anymore. Then Steven pulls for the inevitable pin. 1.2.3...
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Crimson is left in the center of the ring. Steven drops a note on him for all of XAW fandom to see.
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"HERE LIES A MAN WHO WENT AGAINST THE UNDERGROUND"
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Paramedics arrive and load up Crimson. 
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Winner of the Match..... Steven Kult
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Steven Kult walks right into the backstage area and there stands the entire Underground assembled. There stands Goodfella, Leary Garcia, Grace Joplin, Vlad, Punk Rock Girl, and now Steven Kult joins them. Goodfella nods a smile of approval, "Mailman just left his locker room on his way here to get ready for the match, get over there and get ready for him. There will be no escaping us this time."
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The Mailman turns the corner and is heading down toward the waiting area when a loud cry is heard and Leary leaps out of the shadows and onto his back battering him on the head with the Holy Grail!!! The Mailman tosses him off and through a large back office window!!! Steven Kult attacks with a his chair nailing a crushing blow to The Mailman's ribs!!! The Mailman takes one more shot before he throws a hard punch into Steven's jaw and drops him quickly with a Special Delivery!!! Then Punk Rock Girl lands a kick to the back of his knee while Grace swings hard with a crystal lamp, shattering across the back of The Mailman's skull!!! The Mailman reels forward ten feet away from the door and out of this ambush!!! Goodfella rounds the corner holding a baseball bat!!! The Mailman lays a Haymaker right into The Teflon Don!!! Staggering Goodfella, The Mailman grabs him up getting ready to hit a Final Delivery when from behind he is grabbed by Vlad and tossed backwards into the waiting arms of Leary Garcia!!! The Mailman fights to get free and does... Just in time to recieve a clubbing blow from Goodfella's bat!!! Then from the left Steven's chair smashes again into his ribs!!! From the right the Holy Grail cracks across his kneecap!!! From behind Vlad digs a mace like weapon into The Mailman's spine!!! They proceed to take turns destroying The Main Event!!! Blow after scorching blow is rained down upon The Mailman as The Underground show absolutely no mercy!!! Goodfella cracks The Mailman in the temple again with the baseball bat and The Underground retreat back into the shadows, their handiwork done here now...
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The Mangler vs. Mike Johnson (Hardcore Title)
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The Mangler appears at the top of the stage and makes his way undaunted down to the ring. Mangler is holding in his hands that snapping turtle... OF DEATH!!! He goes under the ring and pulls out some assorted objects and tosses them into the ring. A tree stump, a car tire, a scaled down model of the leaning Tower of Pisa, a lightsaber, two beer bottles, a bag full of broken glass, and a fishing pole. Mike Johnson appears at the top of the stage decked out with his new arsenal of weaponry. His weighted lead pipe fused with barbed wire. His chain from a chainsaw draped over his shoulder. His patented shovel wrapped in barbed wire, and to complete the whole urban vigilante ensemble that black hockey mask fused with pointed spikes, looking like some kind of demon's horns poking out of it. Mike's laugh echoes through his mask and the crowd goes crazy!!! This is going to be one hell of a match!!! The bell rings and Mike charges to the ring whirling his lead pipe in his hand. He deflects away a shattered beer bottle that Mangler throws at him from the ring!!! Mangler grabs up the Leaning Tower of Pisa and breaks it across Mike's head as he was entering the ring!!! The Leaning Tower of Pisa shatters in two over Mike!!! Mangler backs up too late as Mike connects that lead pipe of his with Mangler's left knee, as he tears his weapon away parts of Mangler skin and clothes come with it attatched to those deadly barbed wire points!!! Mangler howls in pain but backs away and grabs the car tire up and holds it between himself and Mike!!! Mike Johnson charges and lays into it with his lead pipe!!! The tire pops but it looks like Mike's lead pipe is impossibly lodged into it!!! Mike let's go of the pipe and switches hands with the shovel as Mangler reels back and tosses the tire with the pipe attached directly into Mike's midsection!!! Mangler grabs up the tree stump and whirls it around directly into the staggered Mike Johnson!!! Mike crumples and rolls out of the debris field that these two have created. Mike pulls himself up and levels a shot from his shovel directly into Mangler's left arm. He whips around in one smooth motion and delivers another blow directly into the head of Mangler, and now Mangler's busted wide open!!! Mangler falls to his knees, and right next to that bag of glass!!! Mangler's hand finds it quickly and he swings it right into the chest of Mike Johnson!!! Mike howls in pain as the bag of glass bursts open as it connects with his chest!!! Mike quickly backs up to breath and pull a few shards of glass out of his chest. The rest of the glass is littered throughout the floor of the ring. Mangler grabs the fishing pole and busts it once over the head of Mike Johnson!!! Then Mangler grabs some of the fishing line and wraps it around Mike's throat!!!! Mike is being choked to death in the center of the ring!!! Mike thinks quickly and Judo Throws Mangler off his back and straight into the floor of the ring!!!! Mangler's pained shout rings out through the entire arena as that glass destroys his back!!! Mike lands a few well placed stomps and drives glass deeper into Mangler's destroyed epidermis!!! Mangler painfully fights him off long enough to grab his trusty snapping turtle... OF DEATH!!! Mangler smacks the turtle shell into Mikes kneecap and gets to his feet. Mangler activates the spikes and gets caught up in the moment!!! Mangler hurls the snapping turtle... OF DEATH at Mike Johnson with impossible velocity and it connects with Mike square in the head!!! The turtle shell hit so hard that the spikes of the snapping turtle are now imbedded into that hockey mask!!! Mike Johnson laughs at the new predicament despite the blood running down his face under the mask. Mangler is in the center of the ring without any weapons and Mike still has his shovel. Mike stalks up closer to his prey...
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Leary Garcia comes running into the ring seeing Mike Johnson raining blow after blow onto Mangler!! Leary jumps up onto the mat and gets right behind Mike Johnson, he grabs  Mike and hits a devastating Sidewalk Slam!!! Mike goes down on top of all of that shattered glass and painful debris!!! Leary grabs Mangler and tosses him over his brutalized opponent!!! The ref counts......1........2........3
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Winner of the Match........ The Mangler
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The Mailman crawls to the stage with his Heavyweight Title slung over his shoulder. It's a good bet that he's been beaten so hard that he no longer remembers where he is... He just knows that he has to fight Sugar Stevens...

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The Mailman vs. Sugar Stevens (Heavyweight Title)
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The Mailman walks with the limp of a man who is in serious need of medical treatment. He waves off the paramedics who come out to stop him. The Mailman gets up on his corner and throws his arm up into the air!!! The crowd is going crazy!!! The Mailman lowers and Sugar appears at the top of the stage with his eyes locked directly on the Main Event in the ring. He thunders down past the booing crowd and hops into the ring. The Mailman leans against the corner of the ring crumpled and waiting, he wipes the blood out of his eyes to see as the blood rings. Sugar walks calmly up to The Mailman and looks at the Postal Worker clutching his ribs. Sugar takes one step back and whirls on his foot and delivers home a devastating Sugar Kick!!! The Mailman's head snaps back and he crumbles to the mat. Sugar covers 1.......2.......
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The Mailman kicks out weakly. Sugar picks up The Mailman and it seems like without Sugar's support The Mailman would fall. Sugar hits him with a Belly to Belly Suplex and The Mailman goes tumbling end over end painfully into the mat. Sugar stands proudly over The Main Event who struggles with the inevitable like a man waiting for a bus. THAT'S WHEN THE BUS COMES TO HIM!!!!!! The Mailman digs down deep and springs to his feet grabbing Sugar up and in one swift motion dropping him down hard with a Final Delivery!!! Sugar has just had the senses beaten out of him as The Mailman weakly pins 1........2.........3
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"Hold it right there buddy!!! This match has just become a Falls Count Anywhere But Inside The Ring!!! The match isn't over until you pin your opponent outside the ring!!!" The President finishes saying this with a grin on his face. Inside the ring The Mailman looks up and the pain and agony are written across his face. Sugar whips up and delivers a swift kick to The Mailman's destroyed face!!! Sugar's eyebrows meet in the center of his face as he gets up and he is pissed!!! Sugar DDTs The Mailman in the center of the ring and then Catapults him out of the ring!!! The Mailman's tortured body hits the outside of the ring and Sugar gets to the top of the ringpost!!! Sugar dives out with an old move, his Total Hate!!! He lands square on The Mailman and the champ is further decimated with the tremendous impact!!!! Sugar pins 1.......2........
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The Maiman digs down deep and kicks out!!! The Mailman then shows just how much heart it takes to be champ as he pulls up Sugar along with him and....
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Special Delivery!!!! Special Delivery!!! This one is OVER!!!! The Mailman pins 1.......2.........3....
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The President smiles wide, "Ah, no Mailman. That doesn't count. You see while you wear your Postal jacket you're an emloyee of the Post Office, not of the XAW!!! Until you take off that jacket your pins won't count around here!!!" The Mailman has a look of complete rage on his face as he lumbers to his feet. He limps forward two steps when he hears his name from behind himself and turns around only to get a SUGAR KICK!!!! SUGAR KICK!!!! Sugar Stevens pins The Mailman and the ref counts 1..........2.........3
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Sugar drops the bloody and destroyed Mailman as the ref hands him the Heavyweight Title!!! We have a new Champion!!! The President comes down to raise the hand of Sugar Stevens in victory but Sugar pulls away and heads up the ramp...
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Winner of the Match and NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.............. Sugar Stevens
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See you Monday...
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The War has begun..

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Rooftop Royal Rumble 1                          1-4-03
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(Lost during the Civil War and the subsequent closure of the federation.)
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6-7-03
XAW PRESENTS....BORN AGAIN

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The cameras flash to life, the pyrotechnics arch to the sky, the PPV is HERE!!!!! On the Titantron, a montage of past PPV’s play to the sound of POD’s Set it off. Drama standing on the roof of the toy factory, hands held high as he became the #1 contender for the Heavyweight belt. Javex and Vlad falling desperately from the same roof, fighting all the way down. Sugar Steven’s standing over the Mailman, hate pouring from his face. A drugged Billy the God Clown pinned by a grinning Steven Kult.

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In the End by Linkin Park hits the PA and out strides the President of the fed, Tony Stark. Not dressed in his usual suit, the man walks down the ramp towards the ring wearing black pair of Nike warm up pants and a referee shirt. Why is that I wonder??? Anyway, he is in the ring with mic in hand. He’s going to address the crowd.

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“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to XAW Born Again. We are pleased to be with you all tonight and I trust the show will be to your liking. I won’t be announcing a card as we have had it up for weeks. We will just get right to the action.  Oh, and some of you may be wondering about my attire. Let me explain. Above all else, this show today is all about fair. Too much is at stake for it not to be. We are handing out 3 belts and nothing can go wrong. No interference, nothing. So, it with that in mind that I will be the special guest referee in EVERY single match.  Oh and one other stipulation, all matches will be based on elimination. Sit back and relax folks, the fun is about to begin.”


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Clown by Korn hits and out walks Billy the God Clown. In one hand is that damn seltzer water bottle and he sprays down everyone within a 10 foot radius. He gets in the ring and bounces up and down. The lights go out and a voice is heard over the PA.

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“Paint it Goddamn Black!!!!!”

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The Mailman is here and the fans go wild!!! The Main Event sprints to the ring and slides in. He climbs all four ringposts in succession, raising his giant hand into the air. The fans explode yet again.


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A platform is being lowered from above the ring and it’s STEVE VAI!!!! He starts playing Touching Tongues and the crowd goes nuts!! Here come the Drama Queens. There’s Lana. You all know what’s next don’t you???? Drama is here!! He walks slowly to the ring with a cannon of some sorts. He pulls the trigger and, … He’s shooting money into the crowd. The fans are eating it up!!! Drama gets into the ring and tosses his coat and cane to Lana. He pulls on the ropes and this one is underway. 


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Drama rushes into the middle of the ring and grabs a chair. Billy is climbing out going for the ladder. Mailman just stands there with a befuddled look on his face. Drama swings the chair at him and connects with maximum force. The Mailman just kind of looks at him and smiles. Ok, new plan. Meanwhile, Billy has snuck behind Drama and swings the ladder at him. Drama, sensing danger, falls flat to the ring mat and the Mailman is met with the ladder. Down goes the Mailman. Billy grins Sheepishly and takes advantage. He helps the postal worker to his feet and connects with a Klow Kick. Mailman takes it with stoicism and fires an overhand right. It connects and Billy staggers. Drama, in the meantime has taken up shop in the corner, content to let the two bigger men battle it out. Mailman ties it up with Billy and whips him into the corner, Drama’s corner to be exact. Drama isn’t looking and THUNK!!! Billy connects hard. Mailman is rushing into the corner and big splash. Drama and Billy are down. The crowd erupts again as the Mailman raises an arm.  Mailman pulls out a table and grabs Billy. He’s setting him up for a SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!! No, Drama spears the Mailman and Billy falls back to the mat. Drama sets up the ladder and climbs to the top. He leaps off into a picture perfect swanton bomb, connecting with both Mailman and Billy. Looks like he may have done some damage to himself as he gets up limping. He pulls the Mailman up and whips him into the ropes. Tilt a whirl backbreaker!!! He’s got Billy and whips him into the corner, and right into a tree of woe. Drama backs up and gets a running start. Baseball slide connects with Billy’s head. The clown is hurting and hurting bad. I think I see some blood. Yep, Billy’s been cut. Meanwhile, mailman’s gotten to his feet and he grabs Drama from behind. SPECIAL DELIVERY THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!! My god, Drama has to be out. Mailman rolls him over and goes for the pin. 1..2..Kickout. Drama just kicked out!!! Mailman gets back to his feet. THWANG!!! Billy just leveled Mailman with a chair!!! This is insane. Drama is being set up for the Big top drop. Billy nails the Death Valley Driver and pins. 1..2…Kickout!!! Drama kicked out again. Wait the crowd is chanting his name!!! Mailman smokes Billy with a chair, returning the favor. He helps Drama up and levels him with decapitating force behind a clothesline. The Mailman climbs to the top turnbuckle and goes airborne!!! AIR F*CKING MAIL!!!! It connects and Drama is in a bad way now. Mailman pins and gets a one count before Billy breaks it up. Mailman and Billy start wailing on one another with rights and lefts. Drama is back up. He charges the other two men and double clothesline. Billy and Mailman caught unaware, fall to the mat. Drama picks up a chair and climbs the ropes. He leaps off putting the chair to his knees. He connects with both men and pins, both MEN!!!! Stark counts 1..2..3. Drama just pinned both men!!!! Drama wins bracket one!!!! He gets out of the ring and slumps to the floor. He’d better be ready for the next one.



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Winner of the match and advancing to Heavyweight finals……Drama!!!!!


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Backstage we see the Russian. He is wearing a black fedora and a black clip on tie. Why does security even let this guy in? Leary Garcia walks around the corner and looks at the Russian suspiciously. “That’s him boys, arrest him.” A few cops enter the scene and cuff the poor sap. He is led down the hall all I can hear is screams of “WHOA!!! I am not being Joey Lawrence!!!! DA. NYET!!” Leary laughs and enters the Undergrounds plush locker room with Grace.


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Back to the action. No More Mr. Nice Guy starts and out walks Marco Manners to a sea of boos. He jogs to the ring, Mario suspiciously absent. He gets into the ring as the arena is bathed in a green light. Cunning…Brilliant…Genius!!! I control, I fly plays and there’s been a Phreak sighting!!! Johnny walks slowly down the ramp, shaking the hands of the fans all the way down. He gets into the ring and eyes Marco up and down. The Godfather main theme plays and out walks the most hated man in the fed. Goodfella is here. He doesn’t appear to be feeling well. I guess we’ll see when the match starts.


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The bell rings and this one is under way.  Goodfella chops at Marco and drives him towards the corner. Johnny joins in but after Marco goes down, he turns on Goodfella. GREEN MIST!!!! Goodfella is blinded. He can’t see!!! Johnny smiles and walks over to Marco. He whips him into the ropes and SPANK DA MONKEY. The reverse monkey flip sends Marco out of the ring. Johnny grabs a table and sets it up. Goodfella is still trying to get that damn mist out of his and looks to have succeeded. Johnny drops him with a download. Goodfella is hurt!!!!! Johnny helps him up and signals. RAVEPLEX!!! Goodfella was raveplexed through the table. Johnny rolls him over and pins. 1..2..3!!! That was quick!!! Goodfella has been eliminated. Isn’t ironic, doncha think? Goodfella rolls out of the ring and kicks Marco for good measure. He limps up the ramp. Back to the ring as Marco has been helped back in by Johnny. They tie it up and Marco rakes Johnny eyes. Johnny blinks, trying to clear his suddenly watering eyes and Marco takes the initiative .He whips Johnny into the ropes and nails him with a missile dropkick. Johnny goes spinning off into the corner. Marco charges in and leg drop. Johnny is hurting now. Marco is back up and he locks in the Civilizer. Johnny’s face is a mask of pain as Marco drags him to the center of the ring and away from the ropes. Johnny wants to tap, but pride won’t let him. He bears the pain. He’s the one, isn’t he???? Marco locks it in tighter but Johnny is moving towards the ropes. What strength. He’s dragging Marco to the ropes with him. He reaches out, just another inch, got it. Stark tells Marco to release the hold and he does, a few seconds after the fact. What a d!ck.  Johnny tries to get up but stumbles to the mat. He holds his back and he looks to be in some pain. Meanwhile, Marco has set up another table. He’s also laid three folded ones on top of it. Oh he wouldn’t, would he? He gets to the fallen Phreak and MARVELOUS PLEX!!! Marco holds it for a few seconds as the blood rushes to Johnny’s face. He releases it and CRASH!!! Johnny has broken through all 4 tables. He isn’t moving. Marco jumps in and covers. 1..2..3!!!
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Winner of the Match and advancing to the Cruiserweight finals….Marco Manners!!


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Backstage the cameras have found a note taped to each and very locker room door. They read, If you aren’t involved in any of the brackets, you will not be here. Understand? Thanks, Tony Stark. So that’s why everything has sort of been on the up and up. HMMM, he’s smarter than GQ after all. Sorry, back to the ring.


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Crawling in the Dark starts and out walks the War Machine. He walks to the ring slowly, purposefully. He’s got two Undergrounders to deal with. He gets in the ring and Raw Power by Iggy and the Stooges blares from the overhead system. Out strides The Franchise, Steven Kult. He stops by the ring and awaits his partner in crime. Smoke fills the arena as Because I got High starts to play. Leary Garcia is in da motherf*ckin’ house. He walks down the ramp, still wearing his campaign shirt and handing out buttons to any one who will take them. He and Steven shake hands and get into the ring. The bell sounds and we are underway. War Machine wastes no time and charges his mortal enemies. Double Clothesline…of death. Steven and Leary hit the mat with a thud. War Machine grabs both men and OMIGOD!!! Double choke slam. The Machine is on fire. He turns to find a weapon of some sort because this is after all a hardcore rules match. 

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THWACK!!!

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Steven just laid out War Machine with his lucky chair. Now Leary’s up and wailing on him with the Holy Grail. War Machine is down and he’s hurtin’. Leary motions Steven to the downed hero and calls for the pin. Steven complies and 1..2..3!! War Machine has been eliminated. Stark pushes the big man out of the ring and onto a stretcher as the emt’s have made their way to ringside. They push the giant to the back as Steven and Leary just smile and wave goodbye. The crowd is booing Louder as the two friends turn to shake hands yet again. Bad move as Leary sucker punches Steven in the face. Come on Stevie baby, tell me you didn’t see that one coming. Leary ties it up with Steven and ACID HIT!!! Steven bounces off the mat and KULT KILLINGS!!! Leary is up and he swings his Holy Grail, connecting with Steven’s ribs. He doubles over and Leary nails him with a sledgehammer that has found it’s way into the ring. Steven’s forehead is split open and he’s bleeding profusely. Leary smiles and lights another smoke. He takes a couple of drags and puts it out on Steven’s chest. He returns it to his pocket. Steven is furious now. He’s back up, a little unsteady, but back up. He whips Leary into the ropes and takes him down with a clothesline. He rushes to the turnbuckle and KULT A PULT VERSION 3.7!!!!. He hits it with authority and Leary is rolling around in pain. Steven pins. 1..2..kickout!!! Steven barks at Stark and pins again. 1..2..kickout. Leary won’t give in!! Steven grabs a hand full of his hair and whips him into the ropes. Leary bounces off and reverses into a high cross body into a pin. He’s got a handful of tights. 1..2..kickout. Steven is madder now as Leary was cheating against his own friend. Both men are back up but Steven isn’t moving around so good. Leary reaches into his pocket and retrieves brass knuckles. He slides them on ad connects solidly with Stevens nose. Blood flies in all directions. Steven falls helplessly to the mat. Leary picks him up and KRPYTONITE KRUNCH!!!! This one is over. Leary pins. 1..2..3!!!


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Winner of the match and advancing to the Heavyweight title match…Leary Garcia!!!


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Wow, the Heavyweight tile match will be Leary vs. Drama in a falls count anywhere match. Time to find out who Marco will face in the Cruiserweight finals.

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Tear Away by Drowning Pool hits and out walks Chris Rayvon. He’s wearing that schoolgirl outfit with that damn sucker in his mouth. He gets into the ring and poses seductively for the crowd. Damn, this place got real quiet. 


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THE DEITIES DRAGON!!! Yells the cheering crowd. Paper Cut by Linkin Park explodes onto the PA and out sprints the Dragon himself, Javex!!!! He back flips into the ring and lifts his hands to the sky. The crowd is eating it up.  The arena suddenly goes blood red and I Stand Alone from Godsmack starts to play. From the rafters he descends to a few more cheers than he’s used to, Vlad. The dark man is here and looks to be on a mission.  He gets unharnessed and this one is underway. Rayvon throws his sucker to the side and hops out of the ring, throwing the ladder in. Javex grabs it and sets it up before he can get back in and climbs to the top. Vlad grabs Rayvon and drops him with a sidewalk slam. He points the Dragon, who is already airborne. Heart of the Dragon Moonsault off of the ladder connects and Rayvon is in a bad way early. Vlad picks him up and whips him into the ropes. Upon his return, he locks in a mandible claw. But Chris just starts licking Vlad’s fingers with a smile. Vlad pulls his hand out of his mouth and WHAMMO, superkick from Rayvon. Vlad goes down and here comes Javex. He takes down Rayvon with a drop kick and knocks him from the ring. He turns to the fallen dhampir and locks in the Call of the Deity. Vlad pinwheels his hands around and thrashes madly. But Javex has to break the hold as Vlad is near the ropes and he grabs on. Javex turns and RAYVON SPLASH!!! Chris got into the ring unknowingly and climbed the ladder. Javex is down and hurt. Rayvon goes for the pin. 1.. Vlad breaks the pin. He pulls Rayvon up and connects on a belly to belly suplex. He turns to Javex and pints to the sky. Javex nods and runs to the corner and …takeoff.



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Well folks we know he’ll be up there for awhile so let’s see what happens. Vlad has Rayvon up and IMPALER!!!. Vlad just nailed the IMPALER!!! Javex is on his way down.

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Javex lands full force on Chris Rayvon and pins. 1..2..3. That’s it for Rayvon. He rolls out of the ring in disgust and slams his fist into the security railing. Javex and Vlad turn their attention back to one another and shake hands. This one should be good. They tie it up and Javex take the vamp down with a hip toss. Vlad is on his feet and clotheslines the Dragon down. Not to be outdone, Javex is up and drop kick to Vlad’s kisser. The dhampir goes down. Javex wastes no time and starts stomping a mud hole in the fallen Blood God. Vlad covers his face with his hands but the assault continues. Javex stops and climbs the ladder. HEART OF THE DRAGON MOONSAULT again!!! The move hits with deadly accuracy and Vlad is holding his ribs. Javex is up and whips him into the ropes. Dragonranna and the Dark man is down again. Javex goes for the pin. 1..2..Kickout. Vlad managed to kickout after all this abuse. Wow!!! Javex folds up the ladder and splashes onto Vlad’s already tender ribs with it. Damn that had to hurt. Vlad is rolling around in pain as the Dragon takes to the skies one more time. Vlad looks up at the tiny speck that is Javex and waits for the return to earth. He’s on his way down now and Vlad lifts his knees. Javex hits hard and Vlad rolls him over. Pin 1..2..Kickout. Vlad wobbles to his feet and pulls the Dragon up. Russian Leg Sweep into a crossface maneuver. Javex grimaces in pain and reaches for the ropes. He gets them and Vlad breaks the hold. He helps him back to his feet and GLORIA POR DOLOR!!! Javex reversed into his finisher. Vlad crumples to the mat and Javex covers. 1..2..reverse by the dhampir whose got a hold of Javex’s tights. 1..2..3! Vlad just cheated to win right in front of Stark and he didn’t see it. Or did he? 


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Winner of the match and advancing to the Cruiserweight title match…..Vlad!!!!!Marco with face Vlad for the Cruiserweight championship. Wow, this should be a great match up. This should be a good one.


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The arena is a buzz with excitement as the Heavyweight Championship bout is about to begin.  Steve Vai is again lowered on his platform and Touching Tongues echoes though the arena. Drama, now by himself, makes his way to the ring. He looks a little worse for wear as the first match was a brutal one. Because I got High begins to play and out walks Leary Garcia. The crowd boos and Leary soaks it up. He’s smoking on his usual and he hops up to the ring.


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This one is underway. Leary and Drama tie it up and Leary nails a Hacky Sack Toss to start things off. Drama, not fully recovered from his first match, hits hard. I think the wind got knocked out of him. Leary grabs him and tosses Drama over the ropes. He takes to the turnbuckle and leaps. JEFFERSON AIRPLANE. Drama however rolls out of the way and lets the hippy’s momentum take him into the security railing. Leary’s forehead is split wide open. Drama gives a halfhearted attempt at a pin. 1..Kickout, That wasn’t going to do. He stumbles to his feet and whips Leary into the ring post. BONG!!! Leary’s head connects with the post. Hey did you notice the sound it made? Cool Huh? Drama grabs a handful of hippy hair and whips him into the steel stairs. Leary is hurting now. Drama picks him back up and throws him into the ring. He follows suit and picks Leary up. Drama whips him into the ropes and finishes with a clothesline. Drama pins. 1..2..Kickout. Leary is putting it all on the line tonight folks. How does he do it? Both men are up and hurting. Leary rakes dramas eyes and signals for HITS FROM THE BONG. He connects with the double power bomb and pins. 1..2..KICKOUT!!! DRAMA JUST KICKED OUT!!! I DON’T BELIEVE IT!!!! Neither can Leary who pounds his fists into the mat in disgust. Drama staggers to his feet and rakes Leary’s eyes for good measure. Leary stumbles back and Drama clotheslines him over the ropes. Leary is out on the concrete and SUICIDE DIVE!!! Drama just dove over the ropes and takes the hippy out. Drama jumps to his feet rejuvenated. He sets up Leary and STOCKS AND BOMBS!!!! He just hit his finisher on the concrete. Leary is down and I don’t think he is conscious. Drama falls exhausted onto the hippy for the pin. 1..2..3!!!! Drama wins, Drama wins!!!!! Our inaugural Heavyweight champion of the XAW is Drama!!! Lana walks out and helps him to the ring where Tony Stark hands him the belt. Drama raises it high into the air and the crowd goes nuts!!!!


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Winner of the match and Heavyweight champ of the XAW…..Drama!!!!!


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The crowd is still buzzing with excitement as the Heavyweight match is getting over with. Money pours from the rafters as Drama waves to the crowd. Then, the arena goes blood red. I Stand Alone hits and Vlad descends once again from the rafters, this time with Claudia in tow. They land and wait. No More Mr. Nice Guy starts and Claudia exits the ring. Marco Manners makes his way down the ramp and stops by Claudia who blows him a kiss. He considers this for a moment and then lays a big one right on her. She squeals and tries to get away but can’t. Marco is being lifted into the ring by his hair as the dhampir was a little unhappy about that one. The bell rings and this one is underway. Marco ties it up with Vlad and starts with a perfect plex. Vlad hits hard but gains his footing. Marco swings but Vlad ducks and connects with some sweet chin music. Marco’s head snaps back and he crumples to the mat. Vlad locks in a crossface and Marco rolls over, reversing into the CIVILIZER!! Vlad yelps in pain and tries for the ropes. They’re too far away!!! Marco really has it locked in. Vlad grimaces and tries to break the hold but can’t. Now it seems as the though the Dark Man is convulsing. Someone call an EMT, wait, hold on. Vlad’s eyes roll into the back of his head and he JUST BIT MARCO ON THE ANKLE!!!! Marco screams and the hold is broken. Vlad levitates to his feet and starts pummeling the Marvelous one with lefts and rights. Marco stumbles under the attack and throws a haymaker of his own, connecting with Vlad’s face. The Dark Man laughs at him and continues the assault. He locks in his mandible claw and locks it in tight. Marco is pin wheeling backwards and Vlad releases before he gets to the ropes. Marco stumbles head first into the turnbuckle. Vlad picks him up and ties it up with Marco. Neck breaker. Marco slumps to the mat with a sigh. He looks to be done folks but Vlad isn’t finished. He helps Marco back up and runs to the ropes. On return, he takes Marco down with a flying head scissors. Marco rolls him over into a pin. 1..2..kickout. Whew, that was close. Vlad shakes his head in disgust and pulls Marco to his feet again. CRUCIFIX SPIKE!!!!! Vlad just nailed Marco with his former finisher. The sitdown piledriver hits hard and Marco is out cold. Vlad covers. 1..2..3!!! This one is over . Vlad has done it. Stark hands him the Cruiserweight belt and Claudia rushes into the ring to be with her man. Vlad raises it up high and the crowd is actually cheering for him. He smiles and kisses Claudia.


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Winner of the Match and Cruiserweight Champion of the XAW…Vlad!!!!!


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Vlad limps to the back absolutely spent. This has been a rough night on the competitors. Stark calls for the mic and receives it.


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“Ladies and gentlemen, I hope you’ve enjoyed the show so far. Next match is for the IC title. Marco, of you would, please remain in the ring. His opponent is none other the an the Hardcore Hippy from Hell, Leary Garcia!!!”


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Because I got High once again plays and Leary makes his way to the ring with Grace by his side. You’d think he’d have the advantage in this one because Marco is just about unconscious in the ring. Guess we’ll see. This match is for the IC title like Stark said and it is a last man standing match. 


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Leary climbs slowly into the ring as he doesn’t appear to be much shape to do this as well as Marco. The bell rings and this one is underway. Leary picks up Marco and they both swing at the same time. They both connect, and they both go down. Neither one is moving. Ok, what now. Stark looks a little disconcerted but starts the count any way.


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Marco and Leary both stumble to their feet and Leary rakes Marco’s eyes. He sets up for HITS FROM THE BONG!! One powerbomb, two powerbombs!!! Marco just crumples and the exhausted hippy falls on him. Stark begins the count. 1..2..3!!! Leary has won the Intercontinental title. Stark helps him to his feet and hands him his belt. Leary snatches the bet away and exits he ring. He and Grace make their way to the back to a raucous chorus of boos. 



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Winner of the match and IC champion of the XAW…Leary Garcia!!!!!


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Wow folks, what a show. All these men gave their best shots tonight and it showed. Wait another minute, Stark has something to say. Let’s listen in.



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“Folks, please remain seated.  Have a surprise for you all. You see since we have to separate belts for the best of each weight class, we need some way to distinguish the best of the best. So, I have devised a way to do just that.”


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Stark reaches into a gym bag and pulls out another belt. What the hell is this?



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“I know you’re asking yourself what the hell is going on. Simple. This belt will go to the champion of champions. This is the ULTIMATE EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP!!!! The heavyweight champ and the cruiserweight champ will face off for the distinction of being the best of what we have to offer in this great fed. The winner of this belt is the best of the bets, they are the extreme champion. So without further adieu, will Drama and Vlad please both make their way to the ring?”



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No music, no Drama Queens, just Lana and Drama make their way down the ramp. No lights, no harness, Vlad limps to the ring from inside the crowd, Claudia standing with him. Both men enter the ring and Stark meets them in the center.


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“Gentlemen, this will be for the honor of being the best and brightest of the fed. This is for the bragging rights of being number 1. The match type will be a Hell in the Cell. Let’s get it on.”


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The cage drops over the ring and both men look at each other. The bell rings and the two exhausted warriors commence. Drama whips the dhampir into the ropes and connects with a clothesline. Vlad levitates back up and ties it up. Both men are looking for an advantage and receiving none. They break the hold and tie up again. This time, Vlad grabs Drama by the face and hurls him into the cage. Drama is bleeding. Vlad walks over to him and starts licking the blood from his face. Drama, disgusted, low blows the dhampir. Vlad doubles over and Drama rams him into the cage. Vlad is split open and bleeding. His face contorts with a look of pain and the crimson mask makes him look ferocious. Drama backs away momentarily and tries to evaluate the situation. Vlad wastes no time and flies into Drama elbows first. Drama’s head snaps back and he hits the mat. Vlad pulls him up and hits the IMPALER!!! IMPALER!!!! He drops for the pin. 1..2..Kickout. DRAMA KICKED OUT!!! Vlad, obviously worn out doesn’t even argue. Drama regains his balance and connects with several knife edge chops. Vlad reels form the attack. STANDING OVATION!!!!! DRAMA JUST NAILED THE STANDING OVATION!!!! Vlad drops unceremoniously to the mat and Drama covers. 1..2..Kickout. HOW THE HELL DO THESE GUYS DO IT??? Drama pulls him up and signals for Stocks and Bombs. He gets his hands locked in and Vlad reverses into a swinging neck breaker. Drama is down and Vlad hits a blood Moonsault for good measure. Drama is hurting. Hell, both men are. Vlad starts to climb the cage and finally reaches the top. He signals for it and flies. FLY BY NIGHHT FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!!! Vlad just nailed his senton bomb from the TOP of the cage with pinpoint accuracy. Both he and Drama are hurt. Stark looks down at them and neither seems to be moving very well. He starts the count but Vlad drapes his arm over Drama. Stark begins counting.1…2…3!!! This one is over folks. The Dark Man has done it. He has defeated Drama for the Ultimate Extreme Championship.  Vlad takes the belt from Stark and starts to exit the ring as the cage has again been lifted. He stops and turns towards the fallen Drama. Vlad walks back to him an helps him up. Drama looks wearily at him and Vlad clasps his hand ad raises it with his own. The crowd is going nuts!! Vlad is saluting Drama right here in front of this capacity crowd. Vlad embraces Drama and then leaves the ring with Claudia to a sea of cheers. Finally, the fans are back on his side. Damn folks what a show. 


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Winner of the match and Ultimate Extreme Champion of the XAW….Vlad!!!!!
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Remember all, Slaughter will not air tomorrow and we will see you all on Thursday where you will see…


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Ultimatum v. Cerberus (hardcore title match)

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Drama v. Marco Manners

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See you all then!!!!


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7-5-2003
XAW PRESENTS:
REDEMPTION

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Tonight.... 
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Tonight the wrestling world will stand and stare in awe as Xtreme Alliance Wrestling presents Redemption. 
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Tonight, the next chapter in one of the most legendary feuds in our history takes it higher, to a ladder match, for one of the biggest prizes in the game. 
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Tonight, teamwork is stressed as the tag titles are reintroduced, as eight men battle for two leather straps. 
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Tonight, the most heralded rookie in our fed's history takes the next step to immortality as he battles for the World Heavyweight Championship. 
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And tonight...the entire Alliance is on the line, as our President battles to keep his property in his hands. 
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Ladies and Gentlemen... 
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Welcome to Redemption. 
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AND WE'RE LIVE WITH MASSIVE PYRO!!!!!! Explosions rip out from THE TRON, on top of the stage, on the sides of the ramp, in the ring, in the middle of the air; it's definitely Pay Per View Quality Pyro!!!! WELCOME EVERYONE, TO XTREME ALLIANCE WRESTLING'S THRASHING, LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW!!!! Tonight, the XAW may change FOREVER, as President Tony Stark puts the ownership and direction of XAW on the line against The Underground Leader Goodfella!!! In addition to battling in the main event, Goodfella will also defend his Hardcore Title against The Lethal Tide, Crimson!!! Tonight, ALL TITLES ARE ON THE LINE!!!! The TV Title is up for grabs, as the Hardcore Heir Apparent, Mangler, takes on The Black Hand of the XAW, Scarface, in a Hardcore Rules Match!!! The Intracontinental Title is also on the line when Leary Garcia faces Marco Manners!!!! Both World Titles are on the line, in very different circumstances!!! On Thursday, President Tony Stark named a number one contender to THE Drama's heavyweight title...that man, Ultimatum, gets his first shot ever at Heavyweight Gold tonight!!! On the Cruiser side, Vlad will face off against Alone in the latest chapter of the ongoing Vlad/Valerius battle; this time, they duke it out in a ladder match!!!! And last, but certainly not least, The Tag Titles will be given out tonight, in a four team tag tourney!!!! You ready for action? We gots action!!!! 
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"THE FOLLOWING TAG TEAM MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS THE FIRST ROUND MATCH IN THE TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNEY!!!!!" 
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The Phreaktastic Mix of Korn's "Clown", Monster Magnet's "I control, I fly" and Metallica's "Imperial March" bursts out of the speakers as the arena is bathed in green light!!! Billy The God Clown and Johnny "Da Phreak" Killa, collectively known as The Green Haired Phreaks, will be first out tonight! And they come out with a big ol' firehose, pointing it at the crowd! Billy releases the hook on the nozzle, AND...nothing. No water. What the? Billy shakes the hose and turns it toward him, looking to see what the problem is. Meanwhile, Johnny notices that his foot was on the hose, so he moves it. Can you guess what happens next? Billy, upon being sprayed with the wa-wa, flies into the air and lands on his back in the ring. Dude....he's actually laughing. 
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"Dirty Deeds Done Dirty Cheep" by Ac/Dc begins to play, and the crowd prepares itself to do some serious booin' for the World's Laziest Wrestler. And then....nothin'. No Hizzle. No Hizzle-azy Boy 3000. The ref begins to count, and the crowd sits on its hands, unsure if they're happy about the Green Haired Phreaks advancing on a bye. As the ref hits 7, Tony Stark appears on the screen. 
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"No, it won't happen like this, not tonight!!! Although Hizzle has failed to show tonight, we will not allow a bye tonight. Therefore, I have arranged for you to have two different opponents. Please welcome our newest talents!" 
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The name "Little" Johnny Homicide flashes up onto THE Tron as "Loco" by Coal Chamber begins to play. Man, they weren't kidding about little! Standing just 5'3", our newest Johnny (is that 4 now?) walks out past the curtain, his hands twitching. His face, too. Johnny H. shoots Johnny K. ("Da Original") a furious look, for no apparent reason, and waits at the bottom of the ramp for his partner. 
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"I want it all", the theme to a competitors show begins to play, and we all know that this guy better change his entrance music soon. Boos go up just based on the music, and out walks the other new guy, Jake Javelin. Standing just over 5'9", Jake looks a little paranoid that everyone's gonna make fun of him cause he's smallish...but c'mon, look at your partner, Jake!!! Hell, you ain't the smallest guy here. If we're gonna make fun of you for anything, it'll be your picture (available soon!) 
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Jake and Johnny slide into the ring to meet up with Johnny and Billy, and this doesn't sound like the toughest guys on the playground does it? The bell rings and Johnny immediately tags Jake with a wicked knee to the chin, as Billy grabbs Johnny H. and tosses him over the top rope! Clinic time! Da Phreak immediately DOWNLOADS Jake, smiling as his head bounces off the mat. Jake stumbles to his feet, and is met with a series of elbows, forcing him to the ropes. Killa irish whips him off the ropes, and backbody drops him on the rebound. Jake flies through the air and lands on the shoulders of one Billy The God Clown, and Billy takes the opporunity to toss him into his corner. Johnny Homicide makes a tag and dives over the top rope, right into a patented Johnny Killa SPANK DA MONKEY. Johnny follows up with a knee drop, then rolls away and tags Billy in, seeing as Billy has finally made his way to the apron. 
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Billy lumbers in as Johnny Homicide gets to his feet, throws back his head, and lets out a furious howl. "YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screams, and he charges at top speed toward the God Clown! He throws his entire body weight at Billy, then begins to pound away with everything he's got!!!! Lefts, rights, elbows, chops, forearms, knees, kicks, pushes, shoves....he's going buck-freakin-wild on this Clown! And nothing is even fazing the Clown. Billy stands, amused at the attempts by Johnny Homicide. He looks at his tag partner and shrugs, then prepares to do some damage, right as Homicide backs up, runs, and dropkicks Billy right in the, uh...sack. Not of toys, mind you. Billy doubles over, and Homicide kicks him in the nose, then sunset flips over him. Homicide tries to pull him down, and Billy complies, sitting down on Homicide chest. The ref counts, 1! 2! Jake Javelin breaks it up with a spinning heel kick from the middle rope! Sweet!!!! Johnny comes in and short circuts Jake's plans with a Phreaktastic Sitout Powerbomb, then rolls him out of the ring as Billy pulls Homicide to his feet and nods at Johnny. 
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Johnny Killa sets himself up, crouching with his hands on his hips as Johnny Homicide stands up, coughing after having 300+ pounds land on his chest. Johnny shouts "NOW!" and both The Green Haired Phreaks fire off simultaneous superkicks, landing one on each side of Homicide's head!!!! PHATALITY!!!! Homicide falls down, completely knocked out, and Billy covers! 1! 2! 3! 
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Winners of the match, advancing to the tag finals....The Green Haired Phreaks!!!! 
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In the back, The Dream Machine has been set up once more. Unfortunately, no one seems to be guarding it at the moment. And wouldn't you know it, here comes...uh, who's that? Oh, that's WALLSTREET. WallStreet takes a gander at the machine and looks for the door. "Ha, I've seen how everyone else does this. But there's got to be a better way to do this. I won't get in the front door, that makes too much sense. I'll just do the annoying thing and climb in this window." And into the window, WallStreet climbs. He shuts it, and the machine comes alive. The screen shows....what the? WallStreet at Tony Stark's desk, working on....a web page? 
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And wouldn't you know it. On his way to the ring, Crimson walks by. "What's this thing doing on?" Crimson asks himself as he passes, before hitting what he believes is the off button. Buuuut...that ain't no off button. "AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....." comes the anguised cry of the XAW's great moronic individualist. Goodbye, Wallstreet, we hardly knew ye. 
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Goodfella verus Crimson 
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"THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS FOR THE HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!" 
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Metallica's "Imperial March" begins to play and green flames shoot out of the stage, preparing us all for the arrival of the XAW's murderous Lethal Tide, Crimson! And the madman is here, carrying a backpack o' fun! That is, if fun is pain, because we can see hockey sticks, a cat-o-nine tails, a stuffed moose's head, a few beer bottles....oh, my. Crimson tosses his sack in the ring before sliding in, and we can hear the glass shatter inside. Oh....no.... 
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"This is...Strictly Business...." comes Goodfella's voice, and the crowd responds with a stream of boooooooooos as the main theme from The Godfather begins to play. A burst of pyro sparks up in front of the curtain, then dissapears as Goodfella walks out for his first match of the night. On his shoulder lies The Hardcore Title, and in his hand he holds a monkey wrench. Looks like he's prepared tonight. Goodfella shrugs off the catcalls he's recieving and makes his way to the ring, ignoring Crimson before he backs up and leaps over the top rope. Goodfella responds by swinging with his wrench and smacking Crimson right between the eyes!!!! 
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Crimson's down, the bell rings, and here we go!!! Crimson's already busted open thanks to that, and Goodfella lays into him with a belt shot to the spine, before gripping the wrench with both hands and cracking it across Crimson's knee. Crimson howls in pain and Goodfella goes to work on the knee, dropping down and using his gloved fists to pound away. Goodfella grabs Crimson's ankle, stands up, and yanks Crimson up off the concrete by the ankle, releasing him to drop on his knee. Crimson rolls over and tries to crawl away, but Goodfella stomps into the back of Crimson's knee, keeping him in one spot. Goodfella drops his knee onto the back of Crimson's knee, then takes Crimson's arms and bends them back in a submision manuever. The ref is immediately in Crimson's face. "WHADDAYA SAY?!" Crimson shakes his head no and tries to power out as the crowd comes alive, chanting "Le-Thal Tide! Le-Thal Tide! Le-Thal Tide!" 
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Crimson frees one of his arms from Goodfella's grip, and does a half-pushup, rolling onto his side. Goodfella takes the bait and sits on Crimsons side just as Crimson grabs the monkey wrench and flings it at Goodfella's head!!! CRACK!!!! Blood spurts from Goodfella's face and he rolls off Crimson as the crowd cheers for Crimson, who rolls to his back and looks at the ceiling. Goodfella, also looking at the ceiling, touches his hand to his face and takes a look at the hand, muttering "Oh, sh*t." Crimson rolls onto all fours as Goodfella crawls to the steps and lies sprawled out on them. Crimson gets to his feet, spying Goodfella, and runs at top speed (on one leg, mind you), going at Goodfella and jumping for a knee drop! You idiot!!! Goodfella rolls out of the way, and Crimson lands knee-first on the steel steps. Goodfella takes advantage by getting to his feet and picking up Crimson on his shoulders, spinning around with a Revolver, and then dumping Crimson, on his knees, back onto the steps!!! Crimson bounces off and rolls partially under the ring as Goodfella reaches into the ring and grabs a hockey stick. 
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Goodfella stalks his prey, blood dripping down his face. Goodfella gets on top of the steps and leaps off as Crimson takes his arm out from under the ring and sprays Goodfella with a fire extinguisher. Goodfella rears back, blinded, and Crimson scrambles toward the ring, grabbing another hockey stick. Crimson swings, and Goodfella instinctively parries before thrusting in with his own. Crimson actually uses the bend on the stick to yank Goodfella's weapon out of his hands, and then slaps Goodfella in the face with the stick! Goodfella stumbles to the right, and Crimson nails a shot to the ribs. Goodfella wheezes and tries to get back in the ring, but he gets another shot to the face, right on the nose, adding more blood to the mix. This time, Goodfella gets in the ring and Crimson isn't far behind! 
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And out of the crowd comes that damn guy with a Leary Garcia mask!!!! He slides in the ring behind Crimson, who's stalking Goodfella, and prepares to swing, but Crimson lunges behind him with the stick and nails him in the gut! Crimson turns around and grabs the chair, then NAILS the masked man in the head with it, causing the man to tumble out of the ring! Goodfella has gotten to a corner and is sitting, when Crimson turns and throws the chair at Goodfella's head, where it stays! Crimson looks at the crowd, who is going wild, and he goes to the turnbuckle nearest Goodfella, then flies off and dropkicks the chair resting against Goodfella's head!!! LETHAL TIDE!!! LETHAL TIDE!!!! Goodfella falls to the mat and Crimson covers...1! 
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2! 
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KICKOUT!!!!!! 
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Crimson sits up, wild eyed, wondering how the hell that Goodfella just did that as Goodfella looks at the lights, wondering how the hell he just did that. Crimson stands and pulls Goodfella to his feet, but Goodfella quickly gets Crimson above his head and totters to the center of the ring, where the glass from the beer bottles is!!!! SILENCER!!!!!! ON THE GLASS!!!!! COVER!!!!!!!! 1!!!! 2!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!! Goodfella rolls to his stomach, a sick expression on his face as Crimson sits up, eyes void of expression. Oh, no...Goodfella may have just caused Crimson to snap!!! Crimson's up in a flash, and he grabs his sack and whomps Goodfella over the back with it!!!! Crimson reaches inside the sack and pulls out.....WEBBY!!!!! The little bottle that could is a captive of this madman!!!! Crimson shouts for Goodfella to get up, and Goodfella complies, slowly. Goodfella turns around and gets a face full of bottle!!! He doesn't fall, but Webby goes to the ground, and Crimson grabs Goodfella in a THERMAL DETONATOR!!!! ONTO WEBBY!!!!! COVER!!!!!!!! 
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2!!!!!!!!!! 
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Winner of the match, and NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION....CRIMSON!!!!!!! 
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Crimson falls onto his back as the Hardcore Title is draped over him and his hand is limply raised in victory. Well...if anything, this does not bode well for Goodfella. He better pray that some of these next matches before the main event go long...because otherwise, he's f*cked. 
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Meanwhile....The Dream Machine, having been cleaned by the XAW Janitors Kidd X and Mike Johnson, is back up and running. Johnny Killa and Billy TGC, presiding, of course. And their next victim....I mean, dreamer is...Ned? Ned walks by, smoking his celery, and Billy calls to him. "Hey, Ned...listen, do you want to help us with a scientific advancement, or something?" Ned shrugs, "Sure, I'll let you see my dreams." He hops in the machine without being told what to do and the screen comes alive with....well, Tony Stark's office, but lined with weapons. A hockey stick with metal barbs on it. A teddy bear rigged to blow. A Jesus Candle with a fuse. Hell, even the AMP seems to have an explosive in it. 
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Crimson walks by and looks at the screen, blood still dripping from his face, the Hardcore Belt slung over his shoulder. And then...he smiles. Creeeeepy. 
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Tag Team Tourney - Round One, Match Two. 
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The opening notes from "What the World Needs is a Few More Rednecks" before bursting into "Halo" by Soil. Riding on a race tractor with the Marlboro logo plastered all over it, John Deere and Marlboro Man drive down to the ring at the race tractor's top speed of 7 miles per hour. HOOOOO-WEEEEEEE, that's some fast tractor action, I tell ya what. Both hop off the tractor and into the ring, where they mount opposite turnbuckles and pose for the angry crowd. ("St. Louis doesn't need anymore rednecks, you f*cks!!!!!!" is just one comment. Not from this announcer, of course.) 
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"Believe or be left behind..." flashes over THE Tron as a cooling mist falls over the crowd members closest to the stage. Ozzy Osbourne's "No More Tears" begins to play as the lights take on a bluish hue, and raYne walks out, flanked by....good God, he's really here. Ladies and Gentlemen....Kidd X! Kidd X seems to have gained a bit of weight, but he's still in decent shape, what with all the janitorial mishaps we always have around here. raYne jumps onto the apron, and hops over the ring ropes, no hands; Kidd X tries to slide in the ring, but kinda slows under the ropes and has to be dragged in by raYne. Uhhh...Good luck, raYne. 
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Marlboro Man is gonna start things off for his team, and so is....oh, man, Kidd X. Well, let's see how the ring rust affects him. Marlboro and Kidd X tie it up, and Marlboro Man gets behind Kidd, locking him into a full nelson. Kidd X drops to his knees to counter, but Marlboro holds on and falls forward, holding Kidd X down. Marlboro Man sits up and climbs onto Kidd's back, locking in a crossface chickenwing. Kidd X yells, "I GIVE UP!!!!" and goes to tap, but raYne flies over the top rope and dropkicks Kidd X in the head, knocking him out. raYne runs the ropes and flips over Marlboro Man with an overhead neckbreaker, pulling him off of Kidd X, then pulls Kidd X to the corner, hops over the ropes, blind tags himself in, and hops back inside the ring, kicking Kidd X onto the apron. 
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Marlboro Man chuckles, rolls his eyes, and looks to John Deere, who extends his hand. They slap hands, and Deere moseys in. They meet in the middle, and lock up. This time, it's raYne who goes behind. And stays there. And then begins to grind. Deere's eyes go wide and he swings backward, but raYne ducks and Deere whirls around, walking right into a Velvet Cutter outta nowhere!!!! raYne pops back up as Marlboro Man charges in, and he nails a drop toehold, grinning as Marlboro's head drops onto Deere's crotch. RaYne nails a leg drop to the back of Marlboro's head, keeping his head at Deere's crotch, and finally Deere scrambles away. Marlboro jumps back up, furious, and finds raYne sitting on his shoulders, and he quickly is flung out of the ring by a wicked hurricanrana. 
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Deere is back on his feet and he goes toward raYne, who races in and dropkicks Deere into a corner. Deere sits in the corner as raYne runs to the other, his hands high, asking the crowd for support. He bounces around, setting up for a Bronco Buster, as Marlboro Man tries to climb back in the ring, distracting the ref. RaYne runs and jumps, just as Deere gets to his feet and greets raYne with some Southern Hospitality, kicking him right in the raYne-drops!!!!! raYne hops up and down, and Deere goes for a Weed Whacker!!!! The Inverted Atomic Drop applies even more damage, and raYne is down. Deere raises his hand and shouts for raYne to "FERTILIZE THIS, FREAK!!!!!!!!!!" and goes to the top rope. Kidd X, amazingly, does something right by finally getting to his feet and leaning on the ropes to stand, shaking them. Deere falls and crotches himself, gving raYne enough time to pop up, run up the turnbuckle, and post himself. He wraps an arm around John Deere's head, and pushes off the ringpost, twirling around and taking John Deere ALL THE WAY to the mat from the top, with a SUPER TOP ROPE TORNADO DDT. John Deere hits the mat and raYne rolls over for a cover! 1! 2! Deere gets his shoulder up. raYne looks back up at the turnbuckle and decides, yes, it's time to fly again. As he turns his back on Deere, John gets to all fours and dives for his corner, tagging in Marlboro Man. Marlboro races to the center of the ring as raYne flies off the turnbuckle with a cross-body, and Marlboro Man catches him in THE IRONG LUNG!!!! Marlboro Man's Bearhug squeezes the life out of raYne, and Marlboro tosses him around like a rag doll, trying to sap the life out of him that much quicker. raYne's eyes get heavy and he raises his hand to tap...then grabs the back of Marlboro's head and PUCKERS UP!!!! raYne latches onto Marlboro Man, and we can see his tongue moving around and everything!!!! Marlboro Man lets go of the hold, but raYne wraps his legs around Marlboro Man's waist and holds on!!!! Marlboro's eyes roll to the back of his head and he falls back on the mat, where he taps out. The Freedom Kiss scores again!!!! 
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Winners of the match....raYne and....ugh, Kidd X. 
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As John Deere drags the unconcious Marlboro Man out of the ring, raYne lies on the mat and smiles, muttering "I hate kissing smokers." And then...the arena goes green.... 
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Midgets race out from under the ring, carrying tables and setting them up around the ring as the custom XAW Phreaktastic Mix of the Brain Trust's respective themes begin to play. And here come The Green Haired Phreaks, out from under the ring as well, each toting a pair of tables!!! They toss them into the ring, and here we go!!!!! 
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TAG TEAM TOURNEY FINALS - TABLES MATCH 
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raYne pops up to his feet as Johnny Killa slides into the ring, and Billy gets up underneath Kidd X, gets him on his shoulders, and falls backwards, splatting Kidd X on the concrete. In the ring, raYne meets up with Johnny Killa, who tosses a table his way. raYne actually catches it, and tosses it back. Johnny catches it, and raYne flies into the air with a dropkick, sending Johnny over the top rope, table in hand. Johnny squashes a midget, but we're sure he'll be okay. Billy TGC comes up behind raYne and picks him up over his shoulders, running for the ropes. BIG TOP DROP!!!! Over the top rope, headed for a table, but Kidd X shows some of the spunk that once made him a 'star' and actually kicks the table out of the way, breaking his ankle in the process. raYne squashes a midget. 
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Kidd X slides in the ring and meets up with Billy TGC, and the two lock up. Billy whips Kidd X to the ropes, and hits him with a one handed sidewalk slam on the way back. Johnny slides in the ring with a pair of tables and goes to work setting them up against the turnbuckles. Billy scrapes Kidd X off the mat and puts him on his shoulders for another Big Top Drop into the corner as raYne flies in and dropkicks the back of Billy's legs. Billy falls forward and Kidd X tumbles out of the ring, squashing a midget and giving himself a concussion. raYne, meanwhile, falls victim to a DOWNLOAD and gets dragged to the corner, where he is propped up against a table. Johnny runs to the opposite side, where Billy is waiting. Billy picks Johnny up, then whirls around, still holding onto Johnny, then throws him at the corner that raYne is in. raYne dives out of the way, and Johnny flies through a table, hitting his shoulder on the ringpost and sliding out of the ring (where he squashes a midget). raYne gets to his feet and finds himself in the way of a charging Billy. Billy splashes raYne into the corner, and raYne falls to a sitting position. 
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Billy looks at the crowd and smiles, then slaps his own butt. My God, Billy...you wouldn't, would you? Yep!!!! Billy backs it up into raYne's face and works it!!!! Ewwwwww....but raYne's not resisting!!!! In fact, raYne actually grabs Billy's @$$!!!!! Billy screams and runs away as raYne gets to his feet, coughing, but smiling. On the outside, Kidd X grabs Billy's ankle, and Billy kicks him in the head, splitting his skull. Billy turns around into a gut kick from raYne and gets set up for a Gender Bender!!!! raYne actually hoists Billy up, and turns toward the turnbuckle with a table. As he does, another hand shoots out from under the ring ropes and grabs raYne's ankle, pulling him out of the ring! raYne drops Billy as he slides out of the ring, and unfortunately, Kidd X has chosen this time to get in. Johnny Killa slides into the ring as well, and he drops Kidd X with a Phreaktastic, before propping him up against a corner. But there's no table!!!! WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!!! Down the ramp a form flies, past Alone and raYne, and carting a table to boot!!!! The man throws the table into the ring, and it magically props itself against a corner! IT'S CAMERADUDE!!!!! The Green Phox gives him a thumbs up, and CD responds "...". On the outside, Alone pulls raYne into a Call of The Deity, twisting him so that raYne can watch as Kidd X is thrown into a table, then watches as Billy picks up Johnny, whirls him around, and flings him into the corner, where Johnny's head collides with Kidd X's ribs (breaking them), and puts Kidd X right through the table. The last thing that raYne hears is the bell ring before Alone drops him with a reverse DDT. 
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Winners of the match, and NEW TAG/STABLE CHAMPIONS....THE GREEN HAIRED PHREAKS!!!!! Green balloons begin to fall from the rafters as Crimson walks out, his Hardcore Title on his shoulder. Now, every member of the Brain Trust has a title!!!! Green fireworks erupt over the ring as the crowd celebrates along with the Phreakiest Phreaks That Ever Phreaked around these parts!!!! And the midgets swarm in to beat Kidd X's @$$. 
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Backstage....Scarface is jogging to the entrance ramp, head down, air boxing. In one of his fists, he clenches a leather belt. He tilts his face up right as a yo-yo shaped like a chinese throwing star flies past his face and embeds itself into the wall with a muffled "Chud." Scarface's eyes go wide and he looks down the string, where he finds the TV Champion, Mangler, staring at Scarface with a smile. Mangler retracts the yo-yo and tosses the TV Title down, settling into a fighting stance. "Shall we?", he asks, and Scarface charges. 
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Scarface vs. Mangler - TV Title - Hardcore Rules 
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Mangler swings with a straight punch, but Scarface ducks and spears Mangler into a wall. Mangler arches his back and rolls along the wall, and Scarface nails him with a fist to the back of the head. Scarface quickly pulls Mangler into a sleeper hold, but Mangler pushes off against the wall and falls backward, rolling over Scarface and pinning his shoulders down. A ref drops out of the air conditioning duct and counts 1! before Scarface releases the hold and rolls onto his stomach. Mangler quickly rolls on top of Scarface and gets him in a reverse chinlock. Mangler thrusts his legs up, then comes crashing down, torquing the neck of Scarface. Scarface groans in agony, but refuses to give up, reaching around in an attempt to find a weapon to beat Mangler off with. 
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And what does Scarface find? The leg of a table leaning against the wall. Scarface yanks on the leg and brings the whole refreshment table down on the two. DAMMIT, I WANTED ANOTHER MUFFIN. I'll get you, Scarface. Mangler breaks the hold as punch sloshes on his gear, and he gets to his feet, pulling Scarface to his. Scarface punches Mangler in the chest, and side suplexes him onto the table, breaking the punch bowl, and the table as well. Scarface kicks some potato chips into Mangler's face, then covers with one foot. 1! Kickout. You won't win like that, man!!! Scarface picks Mangler up, wrapping one arm around his head and going for an implant DDT, but Mangler blocks it and hits an Northern Lights Suplex!!!! We don't see that much!!! Mangler bridges it, 1! 2! Kickout. Scarface gets back to his feet and charges, but gets pulled into a drop toe hold, and suddenly finds himself victim of an ANKLE LOCK!!!! Scarface has no ropes to get to, and Mangler holds himself too far away to be kicked at effectively, so Scarface rolls himself up, but Mangler sits-out, and ends up in a victory roll pin! 1! 2! Kickout! Scarface rolls forward and finds himself in a sleeper, but he gets to his feet and pulls Mangler forward, then back suplexes him back onto the concrete. Mangler rolls back on his head, and Scarface is on him quick, with a handful of tights! 1! 2! Kickout! 
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Scarface grabs a platter full of those oh-so-sweet blueberry muffins and busts it over Mangler's head! He gets groggily to his feet and picks Mangler up, preparing him for The Black Hand!!! He gets Mangler on his shoulders, and begins to run, then slams him up against a wall!!!! But Mangler hangs on, squeezing his legs around Scarface's throat! Triangle Sleeper!!!! Scarface pushes Mangler's shoulders against the wall, and the ref counts it as a pin....1!, but Mangler gets a shoulder up and squeezes more. Scarface backs up from the wall and slams Mangler against it HARD, shocking Mangler into releasing the hold. Mangler drops to the floor, and Scarface falls on top of him. One! Two! Th-NO!!!! Mangler kicks out, just barely. Scarface slumps off him, the wheels in his head turning. Then...inspiration!!!! 
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Scarface gets to his feet and gets in front of Mangler, taunting him to get up, holding both hands out. Test of Strength? Well, Scarface IS probably a little stronger than Mangler. Mangler gives him a weird look, then gets to his feet groggily, holding out his hands. They lock hands above their heads, then rush in and slam shoulders. Scarface quickly gets the upper hand, forcing Mangler down, but Mangler won't let up. He actually starts to battle back!!! Scarface spreads his legs for traction, and Mangler takes the opportunity, sliding through them, getting behind Scarface, and releasing his hands, then clasping his arms around Scarface's waist and GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! Holds on, gets up, and TWO GERMAN SUPLEXES!!!! Lather, rinse, and repeat, and THREE GERMAN SUPLEXES!!!! This one he releases, and Scarface flies through the air, doing a half flip and slamming up against the wall face first. Mangler quickly covers! 1! 2! KICKOUT!!!! Mangler pounds his fist on the concrete and goes to get up, but is pulled into an inside cradle!!! 1! Mangler counters, gets up on Scarface's back and....TEXAS CLOVERLEAF!!!!! Rarely seen by us from Mangler, but he's got it sinched in!!!! Scarface shakes his head no!!!! And then...yes....tap out.... 
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Winner of the match, and still TV Champion....Mangler!!!!!!!Mangler continues to squeeze Scarface's legs until his arms give out, and he falls forward. Johnny Killa, Billy The God Clown, Crimson, and CameraDude walk past them, chatting it up. They pass Tony Stark's office, and Tony leans out. "Johnny! A moment?" A cheer goes up upon seeing Stark for the first time this evening, and Johnny complies, bringing his posse with him. They enter Stark's office, and he says "Johnny, I was just going through my desk, looking for something,when I noticed this." Stark points to stack of papers on his desk." 
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"What are those?" asks Johnny. He picks one up, as Stark says "Your paychecks." Johnny's mouth drops open and he stares at The President. "We get paid for this?" Stark looks incredulous and just nods as Johnny leaps into the air upon opening the first check. "I'M RICH!!!!!!!!!" 
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Marco Manners versus Leary Garcia - Intracontinental Championship 
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"THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS FOR THE INTRACONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!" 
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"No More Mr. Nice Guy" by Pat Boone begins to play and out walks Marco Manners, sans one Green Enforcer Monkey. Marco stands on the stage and soaks in the cheers he recieves before starting the long walk down the ramp. No book today. No monkey. No hijinx. Marco is focused on the task at hand, and prepared to take some singles gold. 
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The opening bass notes from Afro Man's "Because I got high" hit and smoke fills the arena as a way cool light show dances over the crowd. The colors!!!!! DUUUUUDE!!!! The colors!!!! The mellowed out mood turns vulgar as Leary Garcia walks out, smoke rolling from his lips, belt on his shoulder. The hippies lining the ring raise their lighters, but aside from that, Leary gets no love. Even Grace Joplin, seated at ringside, boos for Leary before realzing that it's Leary, at which point she jumps up and flashes him. Yahoo!!!! (Do you?). Leary winks at her and gets into the ring, giving over his belt to the ref as the bell rings and his music fades. 
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Leary smiles and blows a smoke ring at Marco before he realizes that Marco is right in front of him. Marco yanks Leary into a headlock, drops to his knees and rolls on top of Leary, pinning his shoulders down. This gets a one count before Leary kicks out and gets to his feet. Leary then rolled into a school boy, getting another one count before he escapes. Back on his feet, Leary once again falls victim, this time to a small package. One count, Leary's on his feet, Marco's on his first, and Marco hooks him up and delivers a PerfectPlex! 1! Kickout, but Marco floats over and pins him down again! 1, kickout! Marco glares at the ref, and gets down on Leary again, 1, kickout! Motion repeated, 1, kickout, and Leary bolts from the ring. Marco follows him, charging, but Leary dodges and shoves him into the steel steps. Marco nails them with his back and he ain't gonna be pinnin' for a few minutes. Leary points at his own head and winks...yeah, you're a smart guy. Retard. 
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Leary, after catching his breath, pulls Marco to his feet and rolls him back in the ring. Marco rolls onto his stomach and stays there as Leary gets to the turnbuckle and flies off with a Darkside of the Moonsault, landing right on Marco's back! Marco groans and rolls over as Leary falls backwards and covers sloppily. 1, 2, kickout. Leary sits up and grins, then whips back with an elbow to Marco's side. Leary gets to his feet and kicks Marco over onto his stomach, then does a standing senton onto Marco's back. Marco groans and gets to all fours, but Leary nails him in the stomach with a mean-@$$ kick that sends Marco rolling. Leary scores with another standing senton and covers! 1! Marco hooks Leary's arm and rolls him backwards into a pin! 1! 2! Kickout! Leary gets to his feet as Marco does, and Marco charges at Leary, popping behind him and lifting him for a belly to back suplex. This tweaks his back, however, and Leary flips over him, hooking his arms above him and nailing Marco with an ACID HIT!!!!!! Marco lands HARD on his back, and Leary does a flipping leg drop onto his chest. 
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Leary pulls Marco to his feet and whips him to the ropes, swinging at Marco with a clothesline on the rebound. Marco ducks it and turns to Leary, kicking him and grabbing him, hoisting him into a Marvelous Plex!!!! The crowd goes silent as Marco holds Leary up, but Marco's back buckles, and Leary lands behind Marco on his feet, wrapping his arms around his waist and HACKY SACK TOSS!!!! Marco flips in mid air and lands on his stomach. Leary runs to the turnbuckle and flies off with a Jefferson Airplane!!!! Right on Marco's back!!! Leary crawls off and catches his breath, but suddenly finds Marco sitting on his back, with a Civilizer!!!! Leary crawls to the ropes, but Marco pulls him away and walks back!!!! Leary won't tap, he won't tap!!!! He crawls to the ropes again, toward the corner, and once he grabs the ropes, he yanks himself in and slams Marco's back against the corner!!!! Marco gasps and releases the hold, as Leary scrambles in front of Marco and sets him up for a Hits From The Bong!!!! The first powerbomb lands Marco on his back ON THE TURNBUCKLE!!!! Leary pulls Marco back up for the second one, turns and hits it on the mat, holding it...and a handful of Marco's tights!!!! 1! 2! 3!!!!!!! 
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Winner of the match, and still IC Champion....Leary Garcia!!!! 
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Leary shakes his head as he releases Marco, and then jumps on his back, grabbing his legs and locking on a Civilizer!!! Marco's back can't take this!!!! Leary, get off of him!!!!! The bell rings over and over again, but Leary refuses to let go!!!! And then, outta nowhere, two shoes hit either side of Leary's head. Leary slumps to the ground and Johnny Killa and Billy The God Clown toss him out of the ring as Crimson help Marco Manners to his feet. Johnny smiles at Marco and pats him on the head as Billy and Crimson take either of his hands and raise them high! Marco Manners....has rejoined The Brain Trust!!!!!! 
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Backstage....Alone is sitting on some crates, preparing for his upcoming match. Sitting next to him, Goodfella is still trying to stop the bleeding. "Sh*t" Goodfella mutters...."Why won't it slow? SLOW, DAMN IT." Linzy Memoria walks up, and Goodfella stands. "Let me through," Linzy demands, and Goodfella complies, smiling at Alone. Linzy walks to Alone and tries to stare him in the face, but his face is looking at the floor, so it doesn't work too well. She tries to move some of the strands of hair out of his face, but he moves his head, so the hairs fall back in place. "Javex..." she whispers. In a flash, Alone is off the crates, holding her by the back of her head, staring into her eyes fiercely. 
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"He's not here..." he whispers, before throwing her to the side and stalking away. Linzy gets on her hands and looks over her shoulder, reaching out to Javex as Goodfella and Alone leave the corridor. 
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COME TASTE THE PAIN!!!!!! 
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The arena lights go out as a black robed choir stands atop THE TRON, chanting Motzart's "O Fortuna". Apothesis music kicks in as flames shoot out the side of THE TRON, and Ultimatum walks out into a red spotlight. He stands at the top of the stage, watching the flash bulbs go off as the announcer says "THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!!!!!" Ultimatum begins his walk down the ramp as the cheers go up, both in anticipation of the match, and in appreciation for Ultimatum himself. Can you believe it? Ultimatum, who from day one has been labeled as The Next Big Thing in XAW, has come full circle and is ready to take his opportunity at THE Drama for The World Heavyweight Title. 
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And the lights come up, and money bills rain down!!! The masks of comedy and tragedy appear on THE TRON as Vai's "Touching Tongues" plays. Here comes Lana! Here comes The Drama Queens! AND HERE COMES, THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, THE DRAMA!!!!! A HUGE cheer goes up for THE Champ, and the Drama Queens lift their cannons and fire pyro!!!! Gold, silver, bronze, platinum....that is so COOL!!! This man, who entered the XAW along with some people who are household names now...himself, Mangler, Javex Valerius....he has worked hard to become World Heavyweight Champion!!! He represents the people as few others ever have; incredible, if you think about how he started here. THE Drama sheds his extra attire on the way to the ring. Coat, hat, cane...all into the capable hands of Lana, and THE Drama slides into the ring and gets right in the face of his challanger as the bell rings. 
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THE Drama vs. Ultimatum - WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP 
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Drama and Ultimatum get right in each others face, nose to nose, trash talking each other up and down before locking it up and here we go! In a collar and elbow tie up, Drama backs Ultimatum in the corner, but only briefly as Ultimatum pushes Drama back out to the center. Drama goes to one knee to push Ultimatum back out, but Ultimatum gathers his strength and THROWS THE Drama out to the other corner. Drama gets to his feet and stares at Ultimatum in wonder, before smiling and walking back to the center of the ring, cautiously. The two lock up again, and once again, Ultimatum is backed into the corner. Quickly, Ultimatum reverses and puts Drama in the corner, but Drama drops down and Ultimatum bangs his head on the turnbuckle. He stumbles out, and Drama is content to sit in the corner as Ultimatum shakes it off. Now Ultimatum smiles and waits in the center. 
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Once again, the duo locks up, and this time Ultimatum backs Drama up. They break clean, and Ultimatum throws a chop that earns a WHOOOOO. Drama, however, barely feels it, and he throws Ultimatum into the corner, with a look that says THIS IS HOW YOU CHOP! One signature knife edge chop from Drama (WHOOOOO!) and Ultimatum winces, but makes no sound of pain. Another, and Ultimatum clenches his fists and teeth. (WHOOO!) And on the third, Ultimatum's knees actually buckle and he goes to the mat! He's up quickly, and Drama throws a fourth! BLOCKED!!!! Ultimatum grabs Drama's arm and brings his knee into Drama's stomach, driving the air from Drama's lungs! Once he's doubled over, Ultimatum sets Drama up and delivers a pump-handle slam that sprawls Drama out. Back on his feet, Ultimatum scales the ropes and delivers some AERIAL VENGANCE to the champ, then rolls away to his feet, soaking up the cheers. Ultimatum goes back to Drama and picks him up, Irish whipping him to the ropes. Drama reverses, but Ultimatum double reverses and sets Drama up for the BURIAL!!!! Drama wriggles over Ultimatum's back and drops him with a sleeper hold, then covers. 1! 2! Kickout. Drama floats out of a pin and grabs Ultimatum in a chinlock. He pulls him to his feet with that, then lifts him over his head in a suplex before dropping him and catching him in a wicked looking sitout powerbomb! Drama holds it, 1! 2! Ultimatum claps his feet on Drama's ears, and Drama rolls away. 
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Drama back to his feet, Ultimatum likewise, Drama charging, Ultimatum with a ZIPLINE!!!!! Drama flips in mid air, then crashes on his stomach. Ultimatum goes to the top rope quickly, and flies off with his PANIC ATTACK flying elbow. He lands right on Drama's spine, then rolls him over and covers! 1! 2! Kickout! Ultimatum grimaces and sucks on his teeth for a moment, before picking Drama up. Drama responds quickly, punching Ultimatum in the noggin to stun him, then lifting him onto his shoulders!!!! The crowd gets up on their feet and begin to applaud as Drama spins Ultimatum for The STANDING OVATION!!!! But Ultimatum lands behind Drama, then pulls him into an Irish Whip, then sets him up for a BURIAL!!!! HE NAILS IT!!!! DRAMA'S DOWN!!!! 
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KICKOUT!!!!! DRAMA KICKED OUT OF THE BURIAL!!!!! Ultimatum sits up, his mouth open. THIS is why THE Drama is champion!!!!! Ultimatum pulls Drama back up and whips him to the ropes, but is reversed! Drama nails Ultimatum with a one handed tilt-a-whirl backbreaker on the way back, and Ultimatum is down!!!! Drama looks to the turnbuckle, and he raises a finger to the sky!!! It's time for Ultimatum's Curtain Call!!!! Drama climbs to the top, as Ultimatum jumps up and runs to the same turnbuckle. He punches THE Drama in the head, then grabs him in a goozle!!!! As he holds Drama by the throat, Ultimatum climbs up the ropes, preparing to deliver some Ram-a-DAMNATION!!!! When he reaches the top, Drama swats Ultimatum's hands away, and wraps both hands around Ultimatum's throat!!!! SUPER STOCKS AND BOMBS!!!!! DRAMA ROLLS ON TOP!!!!!! 
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2!!!!!!!!!!! 
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Winner of the match, and still World Heavyweight Champion.....THE Drama!!!!! 
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The Drama weakly gets to his feet as his belt is returned to him, and Ultimatum lies on the mat, looking at the lights. Into his field of view comes the hand of THE Drama. Ultimatum takes it, and Drama helps him to his feet. Drama puts a hand on Ultimatum's shoulder, whispering "You didn't do it this time...but I assure you, there will be a next time." And with that, Drama raises Ultimatum's hand to the cheering crowd. 
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Ladies and Gentlemen, this next match has a history that very few feuds can match. So, to help us get up to speed, let's show you this video package; and we thank Saliva for allowing us to use their song "Always" in this package. 
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"I feel as though Vlad and I are perhaps the most well matched, yet most completely opposite men in this history of this fed. Vlad is the only man that's not one of my brothers than can put on a show with me that everyone will remember." - Javex Valerius, March 6th, 2003. 
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"There is no doubt in my mind that Javex Valerius will go down in history as one of the greatest men to ever lace up the boots in this fed, or any other for that matter. And if my role in this business is simply to be remembered for having a hig-profile feud with him, then so be it. I am honored." - Vlad, December 12th, 2002. 
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As Saliva's "Always" kicks up, we see black and white footage of Javex and Vlad standing face to face on all their seperate occasions. Different shots of them play, as Vlad and Javex fly around the ring, as they battle in a Hell in the Cell, as Vlad nails a Fly by Night, an Impaler, a Blood Moonsault; as Javex takes off with a Heart of a Dragon Moonsault, locks Vlad in The Call of The Deity, and hits him with Gloria Por Dolor. Both men are shown with their hands raised in victory. 
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In red letters, the numbers 6.7.03 show on the screen, and Vlad and Javex appear in color, from their Born Again match. It goes back and forth, and then, in slow motion, Vlad rolls Javex up, grabbing the tights. The ref counts to three, and Vlad jumps off and out of the ring, but the camera focuses on Javex's face. The shot around his face goes blurry, focusing on the blank look that Javex gives before fading out. 
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"Vlad is...The New Cruiserweight Champion....what a fraud" comes Javex voice, as the camera focuses on his eyes, which go from grey to red. The camera changes to shots of Alone, over the past few weeks; dismantling raYne time and time again, defeating War Machine soundly, and a montage of Alone nailing Alone in The Darkness, on War Machine, on raYne, and on Tony Stark. The shot changes to the scene with Vlad in the ring, staring down Alone outside. 
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"You're not better than him..." says Vlad. 
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"But I'm better than you...." counters Alone. 
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And we fade out. 
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Alone vs. Vlad - World Cruiserweight Championship - Ladder Match 
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"THE FOLLOWING LADDER MATCH IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS FOR THE WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!" 
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......ALONE...... 
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The lights go down as the words "Ye Shall Be As Gods" repeat themselves over and over on THE TRON. "Grace and Glory" by Hideke Naganuma plays. A single spotlight appears, and lightning strikes it, signaling the appearance of Alone. No boos, but no cheers either, as the crowd is cowed into silence. Alone stands on the stage, head bowed, eyes closed, arms spread out to the sides before throwing his head back and beginning his walk down the aisle. He makes it to the ring and jumps from the concrete to the center of the ring, staring at the ladder in front of him. 
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On the ramp, the words "The Path to Immortality" appears as the arena goes BLOOD RED. "I Stand Alone" by Godsmack plays and the crowd is on their feet as The World Cruiserwight Champion, Vlad, floats down from the rafters. Claudia is not with him this time, nor would he wish her to be, with Alone around. Vlad floats down and lands softly on the top of the ladder, where he glares down at Alone, who glares back. Vlad removes the belt from around his waist and holds it high for the world to see, and apparently snap pictures of, before he hangs it on a cable and bounds off the ladder, landing right in front of Alone and staring right in his eyes. 
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No fear is evident in either mans eyes, and they only back away from each other when the bell rings. They circle each other around the ladder, neither man taking his eyes off the either. Alone darts under the lader to start it, and Vlad sidesteps and jabs Alone in the mouth. Alone takes it and stares right at Vlad, which is not a good idea, for Vlad grabs him and drops him with a DDT. Alone kippups almost immediately, but Vlad was ready for it, and Alone gets nailed with another shot to the mouth. A third shot send Alone reeling backwards, and Vlad grabs his arm and flips him over with a hip toss, but he holds on and drops down with an arm lock. Alone shrugs Vlad off and kippups again, but Vlad once again takes him down with a Crippler Crossface! Alone turns over and dumps Vlad outside, under the ropes, spinning to his feet once again. 
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Vlad lies on the concrete for only a moment, but in that moment, Alone runs the length of the ring twice and springboards off the ropes with a shooting star press. Vlad moves out of the way, but Alone lands on his feet and smiles at the champ. Undaunted, Vlad actually kippups and headbutts Alone, surprising him. Alone stumbles back, and Vlad shoots a leg behind Alone and shoves him down, pushing his spine into the stairs. Alone arches and rolls away, and Vlad jumps up on the stairs and nails a sweet Blood Moonsault on his adversary. Vlad gets to his feet and rolls in the ring, then goes toward the ladder. 
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In an instant, Alone is on his feet and he bounds into the ring, jumping over the top rope from the floor, getting enough air to take Vlad down with a reverse neckbreaker. Vlad rolls onto his stomach, and Alone lies on the ground, apparently having spent his energy with that move. Vlad is first to his feet, and he stares at Alone, apparently not trusting the fallen form. He pulls Alone to his feet and whips him to the ropes, going for a clothesline, but Alone ducks, and comes off the opposite rope, taking to the air with a JVX CLOTHESLINE!!!!!! 
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BLOCKED!!!!!! 
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At the last possible second, Vlad shoves his fingers into Alone's mouth and slams him up against the ladder, taking the ladder down, with Alone on top of it. Vlad pushes down on Alone with the Mandible Claw, trying to take him out as Alone thrashes frantically in Vlad's grip. Finally, Vlad rips his fingers out of Alone's mouth, and proceeds to stomp away. He pulls Alone to his feet, but gets sucked punched and sent to the ropes. Vlad rebounds and nails a perfect flying headscissors that sends Alone flying out of the ring!!! Vlad capitalizes by running up on the turnbuckle and flying off with a FLY BY NIGHT!!!! HE NAILS IT!!!! Vlad levitates to his feet, his eyes rolling to the back of his head and the crowd is on it's feet!!!! "GO VLAD GO!!! GO VLAD GO!!!! GO VLAD GO!!!!" The chants die down as Alone levitates to his feet behind Vlad, with his eyes also rolling to the back of his head. Vlad turns around and Alone throws a GLORIA POR DOLOR!!! BLOCKED!!!! Vlad catches Alone's foot and throws it to the side, causing Alone to whirl around and nail Vlad with a kick to the side of the head!!!! DAAAAMN! Alone spins back to his feet and looks at the ladder lying in the ring, smiling, before he gets nailed in the back of the head!!! 
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RAYNE IS HERE!!!! RaYne takes down alone with a shot to the back of the head, then picks him up and sets him into a Gender Bender!!!! Alone wriggles out of raYne's grip and whirls him around, booting him in the gut and hooking both arms, then nailing the Alone In The Darkness onto the steel. Alone throws raYne to the side and looks up, and GETS NAILED WITH A GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!! GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!! GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!!!!!!! VLAD JUST HIT JAVEX'S MOVE ON ALONE!!!!!!! Alone reels back, and Vlad is on him!!!! IMPALER!!!!!!! ON THE STEEL!!!!!!!!! Alone is out, and Vlad is moving fast toward the ring. He slides into the ring, but has his leg held onto by Alone. Alone slides into the ring as well, and Vlad catches him and suplexes him onto the ladder, then floats over and begins to punch the hell out of his face. 
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Sated, Vlad drags Alone off the ladder, then grabs the ladder and sets it up. He begins to climb just as Alone stumbles to his feet and glares at Vlad. But instead of going up the ladder, Alone runs...up the turnbuckle!!!!! AND THERE HE GOES, out of sight!!!!!!! Vlad continues to climb, unaware of Alone's flight, and he climbs slowly, the fatigue obvious. He reaches up, but the belt is just out of reach. One more step, and Vlad's hand touches the belt. And BOOM!!!! Alone is right in front of him, on the other side of the ladder!!!! Vlad's eyes go wide, as Alone nails Vlad in the stomach with a punch, then hooks both arms AND JUMPS!!!!!!! ALONE IN THE DARKNESS!!!!!!!!! OFF THE LADDER!!!!!!!! Vlad lands HARD and Alone tumbles close to him. Alone wobbles to his feet, amazed that the ladder is still standing, and Vlad levitates back to his feet as Alone begins to ascend. Both climb the ladder, and at the top, they stare at each other as flash bulbs go off left and right before the slugfest begins!!!! Alone gets the upper-hand, and he hooks Vlad up for a suplex, but Vlad counters and gets Alone in the air!!!! Alone hooks his legs into the belt!!!! AND SHOVES VLAD!!!!!!!!! Vlad flies off the ladder and out of the ring, and Alone pulls himself up and unhooks the belt, then drops into the center of the ring!!!! 
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Winner of the match, and NEW WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION....ALONE!!!!! 
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The lights go down and Alone gets to his feet, spreading both arms out, with the belt in his right hand. But "Grace and Glory" doesn't play. Instead....Motorhead's "Ace of Spades" begins and a VERY familiair rumbling is heard!!! A MOTORCYCLE!!!! And TOMMY ST. FREAKIN CLAIR RIDES OUT!!!!!! MY GOD!!!! TOMMY ST. CLAIR HAS RETURNED!!!!!!! MY GOD!!!!! Tommy zooms down the ramp and slams his brakes on in front of the ring, then jumps in face to face with Alone. Alone cocks his head to the side and holds out his new belt, smiling at Tommy. Tommy glances down at the belt and shrugs, then NAILS ALONE GOOD!!!! Alone stumbles back, but comes back with a kick to the gut, then drops the belt and hooks Tommy's arms!!! Tommy backdrops Alone, begging him to get up!!! Alone does, and TOMMY GUN!!!! TOMMY GUN!!!!!! ALONE IS OUT!!! TOMMY ST. CLAIR JUST TOOK OUT THE NEW WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION IN JUST A FEW SECONDS!!!!! WHAT A RETURN!!!!!!! The crowd goes wild as Tommy mounts a turnbuckle and spreads his arms. 
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Backstage... 
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A split screen shows Tony Stark and Goodfella leaving their respective rooms and walking toward the curtain. 
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The time has come. 

That time is now. 
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"THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FALL, AND IS FOR THE OWNERSHIP OF XTREME ALLIANCE WRESTLING!!!!" 
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Tony Stark versus Goodfella 
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"This is...Strictly Business..." comes Goodfella's voice, causing our crowd to become murderous once more. A small pyro goes off in front of the curtain as Goodfella stumbles out, holding a bloody towel to his forehead. The Teflon Don isn't looking quite as bulletproof as we're used to, and Goodfella barely makes it to the ring in one piece before collapsing in the center. 
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"In The End" by Linkin Park plays and the crowd comes alive for Tony Stark!!!! Mr. Stark comes out in his track suit, ready to put Goodfella down for good!!! No theatrics for this man, he just charges to the ring and shouts for the bell! 
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And it's on!!! Goodfella has no time to get to his feet before Tony Stark's arms are wrapped around his head, and he finds his head bouncing off the mat, a victim of an Implant DDT. Goodfella rolls to his feet and bounces himself off the ropes for some momentum, but gets dropped with a Lou Thesz Press, and a whole lot of punches to the wound in his head. Goodfella rolls onto his stomach, and is immediately captured in a Camel Clutch. He quickly makes his way to the ropes and wraps his entire arm around them, so as not to get dragged away. Stark gets off and stomps on the back of Goodfella's head, then turns and raises his hands to the crowd!!!! 
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He lingers one moment too long, as Goodfella throws the bloody towel away and jumps back up to his feet, hooking Stark's arms behind him and hitting a Cicillian Kiss!!!! The high impact move brings Stark down, and Goodfella has a moment to rest. Not long enough tho', as Stark gets back on his feet and whips Goodfella to the ropes. He jumps in the air to hit another Lou Thesz Press, but Goodfella grabs him in a New Jersey Necktie!!!! The fatigue is clearly getting to Goodfella, unfortunately, and Tony Stark wraps his legs around Goodfella's waist and squeezes. Goodfella releases Tony Stark, who shifts his weight forward to finish his Lou Thesz Press!!!! Stark bounds off Goodfella and off the ropes to hit a charisma filled elbow drop. Stark says it's time to finish it!!!! Stark lifts Goodfella up, then lifts him over his head in a Gorilla Press!!! He then drops Goodfella onto his shoulders for a powerslam, but Goodfella wriggles off his back and turns him around, setting him up for THE SILENCER!!!! Stark counters with a kick and an Implant DDT!!!! He gets back up and NOW he's gonna finish it!!! Once again, Goodfella is lifted above Stark's head!!!! Once again, he is dropped onto Stark's shoulders!!! Stark runs to the ropes and MY GOD!!!!!! THAT DAMN LEARY GARCIA MASKED GUY IS BACK!!!! He nails Stark in the back with a chair , and Stark drops Goodfella. Goodfella lands in front of Stark and rolls him up, putting his legs on the ropes!!!! 
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Winner of the match and NEW OWNER OF XTREME ALLIANCE WRESTLING....GOODFELLA!!!!! 
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The masked man jumps into the ring as Leary Garcia and Alone walk down the aisle. Goodfella is propped into the corner and the three men go to work on Stark!!! Hits from the bong, Alone in The Darkness, and a whole lot of chairshots!!!! Leary Garcia turns to the masked man and rips his mask off. 
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STEVEN KULT!!!! STEVEN KULT!!!! THE UNDERGROUND'S PRODIGAL SON IS BACK!!!!!! 
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AND HERE COMES VLAD AND MIKE JOHNSON!!!! Both come armed with chairs, and they slide into the ring to face the Underground. The Undergrounders tense up, and then Vlad swings...and nails Mike Johnson!!!!! Mike tumbles out of the ring, and Vlad takes the chair to Tony Stark!!!! Vlad demands a mic and is given one, as he gets on his knees and hovers over Stark. 
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"Hey...listen up!!! You wanna know something Stark?! IT WAS ME who sent out all that information to the media!!!! IT WAS ME WHO CONVICED GOODFELLA TO FIGHT YOU. And you know why...?" 
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"Hero of the Day" plays and out comes....GQ STYLES?! Vlad laughs and says "FOR HIM!!!!!!!!!" GQ laughs and gets in the ring, taking the mic from Vlad. 
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"Yeah, thank you, thank you....SHUT UP OUT THERE!!!!!!! Ahhh, look at my Underground. Leary....Steven....Alone....Vlad...and Goodfella. Oh, especially Goodfella." GQ helps Goodfella to his feet and puts a hand on his shoulder. "Goodfella...thank you for getting my fed back for me." Goodfella chuckles and speaks into the mic. 
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"Of course, GQ. But uh....it wasn't for you." GQ's eyes go wide as Steven NAILS him in the head with a chair. GQ goes down next to Styles and the united Underground all raise their hands as we go off the air!!!!! 
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My God....WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN NOW?! THE XAW BELONGS TO THE UNDERGROUND.. 
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We've just been informed...to celebrate, Thrashing will be held in Bronson, MO. All matches will be random!!! Be there, or....well, you'll be there. Goodfella will make sure of that. See you Thursday!

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(Portions of the August 2003 presentation of UPRISING were lost due to technical difficulties.  Here is what is left of the show…)
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Leary Garcia v. Ultimatum (IC Title) (Hardcore Match)
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This match gets underway as we find Leary Garcia toking away backstage. That inner fire he was talking about must have been useful to light that thing! It's a friggin tree trunk! Leary puffs away as Ultimatum appears from nowhere right behind him! WHACK!! Leary takes a Kendo stick to the back!!! He goes to his knees....not in pain...but to save the fat doobie from hitting the ground! Nice catch! Leary spins and crushes the doobie right into Ultimatum's eye!!!! D@MN that's gotta hurt!! Leary takes advantage and hits a "Hacky Sack Toss" that sends U flying!! Ulty hits a stack of random metal poles and they cascade down on him like.....dare i say....rain. Leary walks over and as soon as he gets within range...one pole shoots out from amongst the rest and sinks itself right in Leary's gut! The hippie hits the ground in pain as Ultimatum powers up out of his tomb of metal piping. 
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U grabs up the hippie and slams him face first into a wall. Then another...then another. Leary's face is busted WIDE open! Then....yup.....we leave the arena! As Ulty sends Leary FLYING through a nearby window into the back alleyway! Leary crashes through and rolls around in the alley amidst piles of broken glass. U comes out the broken window and pulls Leary to his feet, ZIPLINE!!! Leary's back down! U goes for a cover as the ref appears from out of nowhere! Wow they sure know how to stay out of the action! 
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Leary kicked out as U grabs him back up. Leary managed to get a hold of a brick while on the ground though! And a la Johnny Killa....whacks the mofo with it!! Ulty staggers back, actually taking a shot to the head! My GOD!! Leary runs full force this time and slams it home right in Ultimatum's gut!! This doubles the rookie phenom! Leary immediately gives an "Acid Hit" to Ultimatum and makes a cover of his own!
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WINNER OF THE MATCH AND STILL IC CHAMPION..........Leary Garcia!!!!!!!

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After the match.......XAW cameras find THE Drama on the phone backstage. All we hear is one side of the conversation. "Yeah, easy as buying a new 86" Aquos television.........yeah he's gonna get his @ss kicking no matter WHAT........sure now you made all the arrangements for vacation right? Very Good Lana. Now leave me to my thoughts." I wonder what that was all about??? MAN, this has been one odd PPV!! Lets see where it can go from here shall we???
 
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RAYNE V. ALONE (cruiserweight championship)
A light mist starts to fall and Androgyny by Garbage begins to play and here comes the Storm, RAYNE!!! He walks slowly, with a purpose, to the ring. He gets in and waits. The arena goes black, white dragons flying around, then red dragons, then nothing. Linkin Parks Papercut faces into Grace and Glory.
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The spotlight kicks on and no one is on the ramp. It whips around the arena in search of Alone and finds him on top of the tron. He looks at Rayne and smiles. He extends his hand out ala Laurence Fishburne in Matrix and beckons for Rayne to come on. Rayne looks perplexed but accepts the harness and is lifted up to the tron. Alone waits patiently for him to unharness and attacks as soon as he does. The ref calls for the bell and this one s underway. Alone launches into a furious attack of chops that drive Rayne back towards the edge of the tron. He catches himself and rakes Alone’s eyes. Alone smirks and b!tchslaps him acrossed the face. Rayne throws his hand to his face like he is in disbelief that just happened. Alone beckons him again and Rayne charges. Drop toe hold and Rayne slams his face into the cable holding the tron up. He gets up, his head bleeding from where it hit. Alone smirks again and locks in the Call of the Deity. Rayne thrashes madly, trying to get out of the hold but can’t. Alone smiles evilly and inspiration strikes. He whips Rayne back into the cord, splitting his head open in another spot. Rayne tries to get up but wobbles around, balance not coming to him. Alone signals for and locks in ALONE IN THE DARKNESS!!!! He wouldn’t. Yes he would!!!! Both men slam into the mat from 50 feet in the air and neither one is moving. ALONE HIT THE ALONE IN THE DARKNESS FROM THE TOP OF THE TRON!!!!! Rayne stirs but doesn’t seem too anxious to get up. Alone tries but falls to his knees. He notices that Rayne isn’t moving and goes for the pin. 1..2..3!
Winner of the match and still Cruiserweight champion…Alone!

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Vlad v. Drama(Heavyweight Title)
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Vlad descends to the ring in normal fashion as the crowd goes into a frenzy of boo's. And it doesnt help ANY when Goodfella makes HIS way to ringside as Vlad unharnesses himself. The Halloween theme is cut abruptly short by "Touching Tongues" by Steve Vai begins and little dollar bills and championship belts fall from the ceiling. The fans eat it up as he make shis way to the ring. The bell rings and these two foes immediately go at each other!!!! Drama goes for a clothesline, but Vlad ducks.  The vamp hits a neckbreaker on the champ and immediately goes to work on the comic's face! Drama powers out though and both men get to their feet. Drama sends Vlad intop the corner and begins with his signature knife edged chops! WHOOOO! WHOOOO! WHOOO!!!! Then he pulls the vamp out for a signature Tilt-A-Whirl backbreaker! OUCH Thats gotta hurt!! Drama covers and the ref counts...
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Vlad kicked out! And Drama gets him back on his feet! Again he sends the vamp into the corner and again going at him with the chops! Vlad drops to the mat as all of a sudden on the ramp we see CLAUDIA!!! She's here!! And you know what......she looks a little....different. But nonetheless she comes down to ringside and as Drama is readying Vlad for a "Stocks and Bombs" she makes eye contact with him and Vlad knows EXACTLY what to do! His eyes roll back only showing the whites and his body begins to convulse! Drama rushes the move, but no use! Vlad grabs the champ and locks in a signature Crippler Crossface!! Drama is in agony!! But the champ isn't done yet! He grabs a rope and the ref breaks the hold!  Drama gets to his feet as Vlad converges on him. The champ gives a kick to the gut and facebuster!!!! Vlad flops backwards and on to the mat! THE Drama grabs the fallen vamp and pulls him to the corner! "Dramatic Pause" time!!!! Tree of woe, followed by the baseball slide...to the head!!!! And Vlad is REELING! His face is split open and he doesn't seem to happy about it! Vlad is pulle dto his feet and immediately slams in a mandible claw!!!! Drama is now the one in horrendous amounts of pain!!! Vlad squeezes harder and Drama drops to the mat! But Drama isn't going down like this!!! He BITES!!! Vlad's hand starts GUSHING blood!!! Vlad backs off and Drama is immediately on his feet!! he grabs Vlad and sets him up for a "Standing Ovation"!!! Vlad hits the mat hard and this one's gotta be over! 
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He pulls the vamp to his feet again and says, "you never could beat me". Then shoots a look out of the ring to Goodfella who gives him a THUMBS DOWN motion. Drama smiles and looks at Vlad. Vlad hits an Impaler and makes the cover. 
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Oh my god!! Drama just sold out to Goodfella!!!!! Did you just see that folks!!! He could have kicked out at one!!! But he just laid there!!! THIS must be who Goodfella was paying off earlier!!! D@MN that mobster!!!! The fans are booing relentlessly!!! Drama is back on his feet. he spits on the ground at Vlad's feet as they hand the vamp the title belt. "You can't beat me. And now I've proven just how powerful I am. I BOUGHT this title with my blood and sweat and i can SELL it to the highest bidder! Just so happened that your in cahoots with the highest bidder. Lucky you. I'll be back....and I'll be lookin for you Vladdy boy."
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WINNER OF THE MATCH AND NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.............VLAD!!!!!!!


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After the match.......XAW cameras find a crew of large Italian men dressed in jumpsuits. They have apparently rounded up Cerberus, Marco Manners, and Tommy St.Clair and are escorting them to the showers??? What is this??? The group of about six large Italian men who COULD be packing heat order all three to strip and step into the shower. Marco goes first as the Italian guys also toss the monkey in with him. Tommy starts to resist then thinks better fo it as one of the mobsters reaches into a front pocket. Cerberus follows suit not making a stand by himself thats for sure! And the Italian cleaning crew goes to work! Ever seen Shawshank Redemption?? Well thats whats goin on! Powder De-louser is being DUMPED on the guys as they get blasted by a hose that has been hooked up! Bars of soap are passed around and all three men are forced to scrub themselves thoroughly. Now we're gonna fade out now seeing as I've just realized how DISGUSTING it actually is to watch these guys shower! Hopefully they'll be done soon!



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Goodfella v. Tony Stark
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Goodfella is already in the ring, having been at ringside for Vlads victory...tainted it may be...as Stark comes out to an ENORMOUS ovation!!! Boy they love this guy more than Goodfella! Stark enters the ring and looks down at the smaller Goodfella and we can only assume whats running through his mind right now! Well we're not gonna find out as Goodfella spoils the moment by Suplexing the big man right away! Stark hits hard and immediately gets back on his feet! he hits Goodfella with a signature lou Thez Press and The Teflon Don is getting his face pounded!!! goodfella slithers out and back to his feet, though staggering. Stark comes full force and clotheslines Goodfella right out of the ring! Oh no!! here come the Undergound!!!!
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Leary and SAK make their way to the ring as Vlad circles around the other direction with Alone. The ref is trying to sort things out, but we dont think thats happening any time soon! The Undergound circles the ring around Stark...and what's this!?!? here comes Ultimatum, raYne, the new guy Bass, Cerberus, Mikey Johnson, and Scarface!!! This is BAD NEWS!!!! We're gonna have a braw!!!! SAK takes Cerberus and nails a "Sak-Fu" just before the new guy Bass gets his hand in the action by then hitting SAK with a "Hurricane Slam"!! The Spinning Spinebuster leaves SAK on the ground as Leary comes to his aid! He nails Bass with a "Hacky Sack Toss" and sends him flying into the barier!! Ultimatum is there though and he levels Leary with a Zipline! Then hits DAMNATION on the bare floor!!!! Learys out cold! Alone sprints throught he ring! And all we see is Ultimatum fly over the barrier and intoi the crowd! Another victim of the "JVX Clothesline"!! Scarface and Mikey J grab Vlad and nail a double powerbomb that leaves the vamp motionless on the ground!!!
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Goodfella and Alone stand back to back on the outside of the ring. The ref is still attempting to stop this but Stark says, "You stop this match and you're fired!" Scarface, Mikey J, raYne and Stark stare down the two Undergrounders. rayne charges headlong into the duo and hits Alone with a spear!! Goodfella is then immediately pounced on by Johnson and Scarface! They pound him mercilessly as rayne and Alone get back to their feet. Alone steps back and GLORIA POR DELOR!! raYne takes the finisher right to the face and crumples! Alone sprints over here!! Right onto my table!! Then leaps off with "Heart of the Dragon Moonsault!!" he comes down on BOTH Scarface and Mikey J!! Both men go down and Alone helps Goodfella to his feet. 
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Stark is standing in the midst of all the carnage as Goodfella grabs him and starst choking the big man from behind!!! he screams, "Now Alone! Now!" As Alone reaches back, he unloads with one of the most furious superkicks you've EVER seen!!!! 
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Stark ducks!!!
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Goodfella crumples!!!!
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Stark smiles. And hits Alone with a "State of the Federation"!!! he pulls Goodfella into the ring and covers!! 
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HE DID IT!!! TONY STARK DID IT!!!!! HE GETS THE XAW BACK!!!! THE UNDERGROUND HAS BEEN DEFEATED!!!! THE UNDERGORUND HAS BEEN DEFEATED!!!! 
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WINNER OF THE MATCH AND NEW PRESIDENT OF THE XAW.............TONY STARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What a show folks!!! I dont think I'm gonna be able to sleep after this one!! We'll see you all Thursday night on Thrashing!!! Thanks for joining us here at XAW's presentation of......UPRISING!!! I'm Annoincer Bob saying, Goodnight.
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9-07-03
XAW ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS........................
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September to Remember
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One man fights for respect, tired of being lost in a shuffle of name brand athletes, tired of being a doormat... 
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One man fights for gold, and gold alone, to prove that he is no mere rookie... 
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One man fights simply because he wants to battle the fiercest warriors... 
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One man fights to see his name on the marquee, that he might become the stuff of legends... 
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One woman fights to show that she can hold her own with the big boys... 
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One man fights his personal demon, as well as a demon that threatens to squeeze the life out of XAW before his return can truly be felt... 
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One man fights to unify a title, that his star will shine brightest of all... 
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One man fights to solidify his place in the main event, to prove that knowledge will always overcome strength... 
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One man fights to give his group a stronger stranglehold over the XAW by seizing both World Titles... 
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One man fights that his flame is not extinguished, so that his shadows come alive... 
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Tonight...only one can walk away. 
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Welcome to a September to Remember. 
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WELCOME EVERYONE TO ST. LOUIS' FAMOUS XTREME ARENA, HOME OF THE XAW!!! THIS IS A-BOB, SECONDED BY YOUR RESIDENT TECHIE, AND WE'VE GOT AN INCREDIBLE SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT!!! EVERY TITLE IS PUT ON THE LINE, AND SOME OF OUR GUYS ARE GONNA BE IN ACTION TWO, MAYBE THREE TIMES TONIGHT!!! WE'VE GOT ALL THE BIG NAMES IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT, AND IT'S GONNA BE OFF THE HOOK!!! LET'S KICK THINGS OFF!!!1 
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And our ring is decked out like crazy. It looks like a Vegas chapel, and it seems like maybe Stark relented about the Tara and Reeve Wedding? Seriously, can you believe this? How long have they known each other? How long has Reeve been...not raYne? This doesn't bode well, folks...but hey, it gets ratings, so whatever. 
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Reeve is standing in the middle of the ring, under a nice white arch. His best man, I presume, Bass Monsoon stands next to him, in a tux that reads on the back "I'm the BEST man!". Weirdo. The priest is in the ring, as is a second witness. Can't make out who it is, although it's probably one of our incompotent refs. DON'T SCREW UP, MORON!!! 
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"Here Comes The Bride" plays, and here comes Tara, dressed in...white?! HAHAHAHA, YEAH RIGHT!!!! NO XAW woman can wear white on their wedding day. SHE'S A LIAR...anyway. Tara moves slowly down the ramp...one step. Two steps. One step. Two steps. All to crowd apathy. Seriously, Tara was making great headway with the fans, and then she gets involved with Reeve? Great way to get yourself noticed, hun. 
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At about the 20 minute mark, Tara is helped into the ring by Bass, who lifts her veil, gives her a peck on the cheek, and turns her over to Reeve. Reeve and Tara stare into each others eyes...kinda like they haven't seen each other very much. Like maybe the only time they've ever seen each other is at work! How stupid ARE people these days? The priest begins...everyone knows this, right? Dearly Beloved...blah, blah...get to the good part. Okay, here we go. Vows. 
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Reeve says..."I do" 
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Tara says...."I do" 
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"If anyone objects..." 
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And the second witness, right on cue, looks up and grabs Tara from behind, his arm snaking around her throat. He looks up, and....TONY STARK?! Reeve and Bass go for him, but he drags Tara backwards, clamping that huge arm down. "HOLD ON!!!" he shouts. "Didn't I say this wouldn't happen at MY Pay Per View? TARA!!! NO ONE just blows me off like that, especially a little nothing like you that hasn't paid her dues around here yet. So, Reeve, Tara...I'm sorry, but since I was footing the bill on this, your wedding is officialy cancelled. FURTHERMORE, if you two DO decide to get married, then y'all will have a little match. And whichever one of you loses that match will be kicked out of the XAW...FOREVER!!! SO!!!!!" Stark shoves Tara forward into Reeve. "Go ahead and get married if you want. That's one less person on my payroll." The crowd sits in stunned silence at Stark's demeanor. Tara REALLY got under his skin...the priest taps Reeve on the shoulder..."Shall I go on?" 
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Reeve can only drop his head and whisper..."No..." 
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Wow...ummm...well, we should leave this scene as quickly as possible. Luckily for us, we've got Special Correspondant MYSTIC(!!!!!!) standing outside The Home Depot, gettin' ready for the Hardcore Title match!!! Hey, Mystic, how's things out there? <br></br>

We then see Mystic standing outside a Home Depot, surrounded by screaming fans. "Hey, guys! We're about ready to start the Hardcore Title match! This Home Depot has been vacated, and the three guys are in the building, along with a bunch of referees. The fans are trying to look in to every window they can find...and I gotta get myself a seat!!! Okay, here we go!!!" 
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SAK vs. Mike Johnson vs. TOP - Hardcore Title 
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SAK is creeping along an aisle, holding his Real Deal of Steel, that infamous steel chair that has changed the life expectancy of some of the greatest stars ever to walk the halls of the XAW arena. He doesn't seem too confident today...he's out of his element. And an attack could come from anywhere. And SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, here comes TOP, riding a forklift!!!! RIGHT FOR STEVEN!!! Steven jumps out of the way as the forklift comes barrelling past, and TOP jumps out. A LOUD crash is heard off camera, and we better hope that this Home Depot was THOROUGLY vacated. TOP goes right for Steven, swinging a 2x4 that barely misses the top of SAK's head. SAK comes back with a chairshot to the gut, then he drops the chair and DDT ON TOP OF THE CHAIR!!! TOP stands on his head for a full five seconds before rolling onto his back. Steven covers, then rolls out of the way as Mike Johnson enters the picture, his shovel swinging down. The shovel goes straight into TOP's gut, causing him to shout like holy hell, and Mike doesn't seemed too concerned. 
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SAK comes right back for Mike, shoulder blocking him into one of the aisle barriers. Mike ends up on some pegboard, and SAK drops a leg on him, holding it. 1! Kickout. SAK shrugs, and picks Mike back up, whipping him toward a cement wall. Mike reverses into a drop toehold, and SAK's head smashes into the wall. Mike stands up and drags SAK away from the wall, picking him up from behind and delievering a signature Testdrive. Cover! 1! 2! Kickout, and it looks like SAK busted open his head on that wall. Blood is gushing out all over the place. In comes TOP, picking SAK up with the aid of Johnson, and delivering a brainbuster DDT. TOP goes to cover, but Mike Johnson yanks him up and MUTA MIST!!! Right in the eyes!!! TOP goes down, trying to clear his vision, and Mike covers!!! But SAK reverses into a small pakcage!!! 1! 2! Mike kicks out, stands up, and gets NAILED with a TOP Big Boot!!! 
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TOP shouts at his leader, then turns and gets BLASTED by The Real Deal of Steel again!!! SAK's up, but he's going the opposite direction. He needs to get away so he can think! He doesn't get too far, as he turns a corner and gets a Mike Johnson SUPERKICK!!! Right to the chin!!!! SAK goes down like a SAK of potatoes, and Mike's gonna go for it all!!! Acting quickly, he grabs a reel of barbed wire and begins to wrap it around his frame, then snaps it and heads for a cash register nearby. He jumps up on the register, points at SAK, and...CRASH AND BURN!!! RIGHT ONTO TOP'S SHOULDERS!!! TOP snatches THE MAN out of mid air and....DVD 2.0!!!!!! MY GOD!!!! Johnson is down, and SAK is ripe for the taking!!! We're gonna have a new Hardcore Champion!!!! TOP covers!!!! 1!!!!! 2!!!!!!! TOP gets YANKED off by.....MYSTIC?! WHAT THE HELL?! Mystic grabs TOP and latches on with THE MYSTIC MISSION!!! MYSTIC MISSION!!!! The submission manuever takes TOP to the ground, and Mystic isn't letting up!!! SAK is still down, but TOP can't do a damn thing!!! And Mike Johnson crawls over to SAK...and drapes his arm over the fallen Hardcore Champion!!! Mystic doesn't even notice!!! 1!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Winner of the match, and NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION...Mike "The Man" Johnson!!!!! 
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Things are gonna get ugly in there, so lets move on. Back at the arena, in the Underground locker room, Vlad, Mangler, and Leary look at the TV screen with disgust. Leary throws his drink at the screen, while Mangler boos. Goodfella strides in, holding a piece of paper. "Okay, guys, " he says..."That's just one tonight. We can still come out ahead. Now, I've just been looking at the match order here, and I've got an idea. Vlad, here's what I need you to do..." Fade out...just as it was gettin' good!!! Geez.... 
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"THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE FIRST BRACKET OF THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNEY, AND IS A TABLES ELIMINATION MATCH!!!!!" 
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Bracket One - Sugar Stevens versus Johnny Killa versus Bass Monsoon versus Matt Folden 
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Okay, Your Resident Techie has the rundown for this match. Take it away, dude. 
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"Thanks, A-Bob. Well, by checking all the figures, we've come up with this. In terms of strength, it looks like Bass Monsoon is odds on favorite. Speed, we've gotta give the nod to Sugar. Technicality goes to Johnny. Sugar's got the most devestating finisher. Both Sugar and Johnny have been World Champions before, which gives them an edge. Johnny's got the fan support, which can be a major factor. Unfortunately, Johnny's got a title defense later tonight. So, if Johnny' can conserve his energy tonight, then he's the odds on favorite. If not, then Sugar's gonna do it. Bass is the dark horse, and Folden may just be too green for this. Back to you, A-Bob." 
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Thanks, man! And here we go!!! "Praise" by Sevendust hits the PA, and here comes Best Man Bass Monson, still wearing that damned "I'm the BEST Man" jacket. Seriously, he's so weird!!! Bass snatches up some of the tables lying along the aisle and drags them to the ring with him. As he does, "The Bogart" by Kid Rock begins to play, and here comes Matt Folden!!! The crowd, which had been pretty apathetic to Bass, immediately kicks up from "apathetic" to "mildly interested", as they boo Folden. Folden snatches up two more tables, following Bass' lead. This should be interesting... 
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WELCOME TO MY DESTINY, written on green computer letters appears on THE Tron, and "The Kids's Aren't Alright" by The Offspring begins to play, lighting the crowd up!!! Pyro flies up around the ring, igniting one of Folden's tables, but Your Resident Techie is on the ball tonight, and he puts it out pretty quick. And here comes Sugar Stevens!!! Sugar, sans bat, stands at the top of the ramp, glaring a hole in his opponents, before running down to the ring, not bothering to snatch up any tables. And here we go!!! Sugar slides in, and is immediatly Pearl Harbored by Bass and Folden, who rain fists and boots on him like there's no tommorrow. 
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And then, the arena goes GREEN. Cunning...Clever...Genius...three words to describe the odds on favorite tonight, The Good Doctor himself. "I control, I fly", by Monster Magnet plays and...where's Johnny? Johnny doesn't appear on the ramp, where the hell is he? OH, THERE HE IS!!! Johnny scurries out from under the ring, and dragging out a glass coffee table!!! And then he slides in the ring and goes straight for Matt Folden!!! Johnny yanks Folden away from Sugar and immediately SPANKS DA MONKEY, flipping Folden onto his back. Killa follows up with a shaky leg drop, and a smile for the crowd. Meanwhile, Bass has worked Sugar over nicely, and picks him up, sending him to the turnbuckle. Sugar puts on the brakes and jumps up and over Bass as Bass runs into the corner. Sugar lands behind Bass and immediately wraps him up in a Restless Dreams sleeper!!!! Bass pushes his legs off the turnbuckle and slams Sugar onto his back, breaking the hold. 
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Johnny has backed Folden up into a corner and is on the top turnbuckle, preparing to unleash some punches! 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! Stop, posing for the crowd! 6! 7! And Bass gets underneath Johnny and POWERBOMBS him over the top rope!!! Johnny nails a table, but doesn't break it. Folden grabs Bass from behind and drops him with a reverse DDT, then climbs to the top rope and looks straight at Johnny!! FOLDENATOR!!! FOLDENATOR!!! MISSES!!! Johnny rolls off the table and Folden goes right through it!!! Folden, eliminated!!! Bass gets to his feet and turns right into a SUGAR KICK!!! And back down goes Bass. Sugar capitalizes by grabbing a table and leaning it in the corner, then doing the same to 2nd corner, covering his bases well. Bass back up, and he bumrushes Sugar, taking him down with a HARD spear!!! Johnny back up, in the ring, and he runs at Bass, only for Bass to jump up quicker than anyone could imagine and HURRICANE SLAM!!! RIGHT ONTO SUGAR!!! BASS JUST LAID OUT TWO HALL OF FAMERS!!!! Bass raises his hands in moral victory, only for Sugar to kippup and hit a BACK TO REALITY dragon suplex, INTO THE CORNER!!! THROUGH A TABLE!!! Bass, eliminated!!! 
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Johnny slowly rolls to his feet, and spies Sugar setting up a table in the middle of the ring. Slowly, he creeps up behind Sugar, then whirls him around, kicks him, and goes for a DOWNLOAD!!!! Sugar ain't having it, tho', blocking, standing up, and going for a SUGAR KICK!!! Denied! Johnny catches his foot, and Sugar goes for a KICKERRIFIC!!! Also denied, as Johnny ducks it and releases Sugar!!! Sugar's gots his back to Johnny, and here we go!!! Johnny wraps his arms around Sugar and ONE GERMAN SUPLEX!!! Johnny holds on, and it looks like we're gonna get a Phreaky-Deeky Combo!!! Sugar struggles, and Johnny switches up his grip, nelsoning Sugar and NELSON SUPLEX!!! Johnny holds on, stands back up, switches his grip again, and DRAGON SUPLEX!!! BLOCKED!!! Sugar won't budge, elbows Johnny in the head, and runs around the back, setting up Johnny for his own dragon suplex!!! Sugar goes, turns, and BACK TO REALITY!!! THROUGH A TABLE!!!! JOHNNY, ELIMINATED!!!! SUGAR ADVANCES!! SUGAR ADVANCES!!!! SUGAR ADVANCES!!!! 
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Winner of the match....Sugar Stevens!!!! 
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As Sugar celebrates, Johnny lies among the ruins of a table. Man, he don't look too good. Maybe we need some paramedics? Maybe...and then, SIRENS GO OFF!!! But I don't think those are paramedics!!! Smoke fills the arena as the blue and red flashers continue, and Unwritten Law's "The Underground" begins to play. This is NOT GOOD... 
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TAG TITLES - The Green Haired Phreaks versus The Underground 
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Leary and Mangler, fresh off a hard day of training, strut out onto the stage and down the ramp, unfazed by the flashing lights, the smoke, or their wounded opponent in the middle of the ring. Indeed, the both slide in and ignore Killa, each heading for a turnbuckle and posing. As the lights come back up and the smoke..just kinda hangs there, they move to the center, pointing at Johnny. Mangler nudges him with his foot, and Leary picks up a table leg and pokes Johnny with it. They give each other quizzical looks, and Mangler rests his foot on Johnny. The ref drops and counts! You gotta be kidding me! 
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1! 2! KICKOUT!!! Mangler and Leary jump back as Johnny rolls away, up to his feet, and pops Mangler in the mush!!! He turns to Leary, who rushes, and goes for a hip toss. Leary reverses, landing on the other side, and goes for his own. Johnny reverses this, and SPANKS DA MONKEY, sending Leary flying over the top rope. Mangler takes this opportunity to roll Johnny up from behind and put his legs up on the ropes! 1! 2! KICKOUT!!!!! Johnny back to his feet, and Mangler drops him with a toe hold, then springs and clamps on an ANKLE LOCK!!!! On THE Tron, we see Goodfella and Vlad standing outside the Brain Trust locker room, holding a chair to the door!!!! And we can hear Billy The God Clown slamming on the door, shouting to be let out!!!! 
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The ref is distracted by the scene on THE Tron, giving Leary an opportunity to ascend the top turnbuckle and DARKSIDE OF THE MOONSAULT!!! Right onto Johnny's back!!! Leary scrambles out as Johnny arches his back, still in Mangler's grip!!! Mangler drags Johnny to the center of the ring, then drops forward into a modified STF. Johnny reaches for the ropes, but he's WAYYYY too far away. There's not any way he can make this. And Johnny's hand slowly droops lower...and lower...and lower...and then hits the mat, but not in a tapping motion. Nope, he's out cold. The ref opts to check his conciousness by raising his hand and dropping it once. Nothing. He lifts it up again, and drops it. Nothing. He lifts it up again, and drops it...and Johnny's hand makes a fist, and he WON'T GIVE UP!!! He shakes his fist in an effort to drum up energy, and the crowd comes to life. Come on Johnny!!! Don't let these Underground bastards get it that easy!!!! Johnny reaches for the ropes, but realizes he can't make it...so he pushes his fist to the mat, gets his leg up, and rolls onto his back!!! Mangler's shoulders are down!!! 1!!!!!! 2!!!!!!! Kickout, as Mangler breaks the hold. 
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AND HERE COMES BILLY, SPEEDING DOWN THE AISLE!!! HOW THE HELL DID HE GET OUT?! Billy hops up on the apron and begins pounding on the turnbuckle, shouting for Johnny to tag him in!!! Mangler crawls toward the turnbuckle and goes to tag, but Johnny, still on the ground, grabs his foot. Mangler kicks him away, but too hard, and Johnny flies to his corner and tags in Billy!!! Mangler mouths "Oh, SH!T!" and stands to tag Leary. He does, and Leary jumps in right as Billy charges into the corner, smashing both of them!!!! Mangler wobbles out, and Billy picks him up onto his shoulders, and....BIG TOP DROP!!!! RIGHT OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! THROUGH THE GLASS COFFEE TABLE!!!! Leary, still in the corner, slumps into the ground. Slowly, Leary comes to his knees, and gets NAILED with a Klow Kick!!! Billy covers!!! 1! 2! Mangler barely pulls Billy off before collapsing back to the ground, a bloody mess. Leary slowly rolls to his feet, but Billy is there first, and...hey, is that girl flashing us? And while our camera is on the crowd, they come to their feet and loudly say "OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Go back to the ring, dammit!!! Oh, God...Leary is on the ground, clutching his stomach, and...Billy?! HE DIDN'T!!! BILLY RAMIDATED LEARY'S STUMAC!!!! BILLY SPLASHES AND COVERS!!!! 1!!!!!! 2!!!!!! 3!!!!! Never unerestimate the power of ramudation. 
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Winners of the match, and STILL Tag Team Champions...The Green Haired Phreaks!!!! 
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Serves ya, right, Underground!!! Hey, we're getting a transmission from XAW New York!!! Wonder what's goin' on there...we haven't seen that place in months now!!! Okay, guys, what's up?! And we see...John Deere? "Hey, whar the hell are y'all?!" he shouts. Hey, John!!! The Pay Per View is down here in St. Louis! Thrashing is there!!! But that's fine anyway, it's not like you have a match. Chill out at XAW New York, get a beer, have a 13 dollar burger. Relax. "RELAX?! Relax my butt!!! You tell Stark to get out here as soon as he can!!! The change is coming!!!!" With that, Deere nails the camera and we go to static. That's coming out of his paycheck, man. 
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Alright, I gotta turn this back over to Your Resident Techie, who's got the stats for the second bracket matchup. Take it away!!! "Thanks, A-Bob!!! Okay, in this match, the strength advantage goes to Snake! But he's got no other advantages. Speed and fan support overwhelmingly lean toward Javex Valerius, even if he is slightly injured. He's also got the most devestating finished, Gloria Por Dolor. Technicality leans more Reeve's way. Overall, the favorite in this match has got to be Javex...he's got World Championship experience, tournament experience, and Hardcore experience, which is a plus in this no DQ match. After that, Reeve's a close second, just because he's alot like Javex, just a little inexperienced, and probably a little emotional after this evening's events. Claudia and Snake tie for last, because there is no real dark horse. They don't have a high chance of winning, either thanks to inactivity, or lack of experience. So there ya go!" 
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Thanks, man!!! Alright, let's do this!!! 
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"THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE SECOND BRACKET MATCHUP OF THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNEY, AND IS A NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH!!!!" 
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2nd bracket - Reeve versus Claudia versus Snake versus Javex Valerius 
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Claudia's girlish giggle sounds over the PA, and the words "Fate, it seems, has a sense of humor" sounds, and Haunted by Evanesence plays as Claudia makes her way to the ring. No catcalls tonight, as the male fans in the audience seem to be taking her a different light tonight. Might she become the first female competitor to ascend from the women's division? 
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"Solid/Liquid" plays, and the sneaky little Snake slithers his way down to the ring. We haven't seen much from this guy lately, and franky, I'm a little surprised he showed. The audience seems pretty surprised too, taking his entrance with the most silent of silences we've heard all night. 
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"Do you Call My Name" by Ra begins to play, and here comes, flanked by his...well, not bride, but something....Tara Rysing, here comes Reeve!!!! Reeve doesn't seem very energetic right now, as he's been run over by an emotional Mack truck. Reeve just kinda goes to the ring, not very happily. 
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This is what we've been waiting for!!! The crowd is on their feet, screaming as one "THE DEITIES DRAGON!!!!" Linkin Park's "Paper Cut" begins to play and the lights go down, replaced by black lights and black light dragons flying over the heads of the audience members. And, still swathed in bandages, here is Javex Valerius, The Deities Dragon himself!!! Javex holds his infamous five iron, but actually seems to be using it as a crutch as he makes his way down the ramp. Midway down the ramp, he bursts into a run and slides into the ring, watching in glee as his opponents slide out to make way. Javex hits each of the turnbuckles and salutes his fans as the lights come back up. 
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Claudia's first in the ring, and she goes right for Javex!!! Javex's back is turned and she jumps on top, wrapping her arms around his throat. Javex stumbles forward, but stays upright, and gives the crowd a confused look. She doesn't seem to be doing any real damage, but Javex is hesitant to throw her off. She IS a woman...kinda. Snake, however, doesn't seem to have any issue with it, and he yanks Claudia off. Javex shows his appreciation by swinging around and nailing Snake in the head with his five iron. Snake goes down just as Reeve slides in, and here we go!!! Reeve and Javex run at each other, and Reeve takes to the air first, leapfrogging his opponent and running the ropes. Javex hits the other ropes and bounces off, and they meet in the center with twin shoulder blocks. Neither goes down, and they both swing in with right fists, both of which connect. 
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Frustrated by this show, Snake charges in with a shoulder block of his own, which sends Javex sprawling into a corner. Reeve capitalizes with a beautiful dropkick to Snake's back, sending him tumbling forward into the second rope. The follow up sees Reeve run toward the ropes, grab on, and nail a spinning kick to Snake's forehead, in classic "Six Foot Five" style. Snake tumbles to the center and stands groggily. Reeve jumps on the top rope, but gets tripped up as Javex snags his foot with his five iron. Meanwhile, Claudia has had the same idea, and she jumps on the top turnbuckle and flies off with a DARK ANGEL!!! She hits the hurricanrana in full force and holds it!!! 1!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!! HOLY SH!T!!!!!!!!! SNAKE, ELIMINATED BY CLAUDIA!!!! Claudia stands, and goes right for Reeve!!! Tara jumps in the ring and catches Claudia with a MEAN powerslam!!!! Claudia down, but back up and tossing Tara out, just as LANA comes outta NOWHERE and hits a flying Hurrican-LANA!!!! The move sends Claudia flying across the ring, but she gets back up AGAIN and tosses Lana as well. This, of course, is cue for LINZY!!! Linzy, having appeared from nowhere, flies across the ring and catches Claudia with some sweet SINCERITY!!!! This move choked Claudia out on Thursday!!! Unfortunately for Linzy, Claudia catches Linzy on her shoulders and powerbombs her out of the ring!!! Reeve and Javex watch this charade in stunned silence, which is quickly ended when Javex turns and lands a GLORIA POR DOLOR!!! GLORIA POR DOLOR!!! GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!! right into Reeve's face, sending him tumbling into Claudia. Reeve's weight actually takes Claudia down, and Reeve's right on top!!! Claudia's shoulders are down!!!!!! 1!!!!!! 2!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!! Claudia, eliminated!!! 
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Reeve lies motionless in the center of the ring as Claudia rolls out, and Javex is ready to seize the moment!!!! He looks at the crowd, then at the turnbuckle, then back at the crowd!!! Yep, it's gonna happen!!! The Dragon is gonna take flight!!!! Javex gets a goos start, then runs up the turnbuckle and...there he goes!!! <br></br>

Well, for those who aren't familiar with him, Javex is known around these parts for being the highflyers highflyer. Seriously, look at him go. He hasn't even reached the top yet and he's still going. Personally, I can't wait to see if he hits the roof at MSG on Thursday. While we wait for him to come down, let's talk about Thrashing at MSG!!! All titles are gonna be on the line, so we know that Mike Johnson will be defending his new title, and the Green Haired Phreaks will be defending their tag titles. Also, we know that Marco Manners will battle for The World Heavyweight Championship, even if he retains his TV title tonight. And here comes Javex!!!! BAM!!!!!! HEART OF A DRAGON MOONSAULT, right on Reeve!!! Thats it!!! 1!!!! 2!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!! Javex rolls to a sitting position, looking at the crowd again. No biggie,right? People have kicked out of that before. Javex back to his feet, pulling Reeve up, but Reeve inside cradles Javex and gets his feet up for leverage!!! 1!!! 2!!! Kickout, and Javex gets back to his feet just in time to get a shot to the face. Then another. Then another. Then another. And, HEEEERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAYYYYY, a fifth punch, and Reeve caps it by grinning at the crowd, that wide Reeve grin. And he turns around into a GLORIA POR DOLOR!!! GLORIA POR DOLOR!!! GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!! Reeve hits the ground, and Javex covers quickly, hooking a leg!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD GOD, THAT'S TWO HE'S KICKED OUT OF!!!! 
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Javex once again gets to his feet, and pulls Reeve to his feet, pushing him into a corner. He, however, takes too much time contemplating his next move, and Reeve tosses him into the turnbuckle, ramming a knee into his midsection. Javex doubles over, and Reeve lifts him onto the turnbuckle, then follows up, and...FRANKENSTEINER!!! Denied, as Javex throws Reeve off and flies off the turnbuckle with a cross body block. Reeve takes it and rolls through, ending up pinning Javex!!! 1!!!!! 2!!!!! KICKOUT!!! Javex and Reeve both back up, and Javex is the first to act, grabbing Reeve and whipping him toward the ropes. Reeve reverses, but doesn't fling him to the ropes, instead whipping into a CUTTING ROOM FLOOR!!! Once again denied, and Javex ends up behind Reeve, and clamps down with a CALL OF THE DEITY!!!! The crowd once again rises to their feet as Javex locks it in....come on!!! Reeve won't tap....he's taken two Gloria Por Dolors and a Heart of The Dragon, but he won't give in!!!! AND SOMEHOW, HE NAILS JAVEX WITH A CUTTING ROOM FLOOR!!!!! JAVEX IS DOWN!!!! Reeve drapes his arm across Javex....1!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!! FOOT ON THE ROPES!!!! Reeve's arm slides off, and he wills himself to get back in the game, pushing himself to his feet. Reeve grabs a handfull of Javex's hair and pulls him to his feet, but Javex strikes!!!! ONE HANDED FINAL DELIVERY!!! OUTTA NOWHERE!!!! Reeve hits the ground hard, and Javex hooks a leg!!!!!! 1!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!! 
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Winner of the match...Javeex Valerius!!!!!! 
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MAJOR Props to Reeve for that awesome effort!!!!! He took everything in The Deities Dragon arsenal and it took a move not in Javex's repetorie to finish him!!!! PROPS!!!! 
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In the back, Your Resident Techie has caught up with Mike Johnson, who has made it to the arena to catch the last half of the show. "Hey, Johnson!!!" Techie shouts to the new Hardcore Champ. "Hey, man...got some news for ya!!!" Mike looks intrigued, so Techie goes on. "Yeah, at Thrashing in New York, you're gonna defend your new title against Mystic!!!! How does that sound?!" Mike glares at Techie, then snatches the mic from him. "Way it plays out is, there's a NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION in XAW and I ain't backin' down from no one. So, Mystic, go ahead and try me. You've got a Head On Collision with THE MAN, and you're gonna Crash and Burn, baby. Enough said!!!" Johnson stalks off. 
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"THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR TWO FALLS, AND IS FOR THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE AND TELEVISION TITLES RESPECTIVELY!!!!" 
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Tommy versus Scarface versus Marco Manners 
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"Ace of Spades" by Motorhead begins to play, and our crowd LIGHTS IT UP for the arguably the biggest bad@$$ ever to stalk the halls of XAW!!! Panties, thongs, and even a few g-strings fly onto our ramp as Tommy St. Clair rumbles onto the ramp atop his beautiful Harley. Yeowza, she's so shiny. In no time flat, The IC Champ is in front of the ring, climbing in, and rasing his hands to the adulation of the crowd. 
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"Only The Strong Survive" by Flaw plays, and here comes the Black Hand of the XAW, Scarface!!! The crowd noise dims, but only slightly, as Scarface is really beginning to earn himself a following here. Scarface has nothing to lose tonight, and looks ready and willing to capture him some singles gold tonight!!!! <br></br>

Pat Boone begins to croon "No More Mr. Nice Guy" and the crowd noise raises slightly again, welcoming Marco Manners!!!! Hey, this may be a landmark match for the XAW. This may be the only time in XAW history where the crowd likes more than two guys in a match. Nice!!! With his Marvelously Green Mario leading the way, Marco Manners, the TV Champion, makes it the ring, his only reading material being the title plate on his belt. <br></br>

And here we go!!! First round is for the IC Championship!!! Both Marco and Scarface head straight for Tommy, who comes right back at them with a huge double clothesline!!! Scarface up, and Tommy drills him with a huge meathook that sends Scarface back down. Marco up, and he gets a big boot to the brain, sending him back down!!! Tommy runs the ropes and nails Marco with a running leg drop just as Scarface gets back up!!! Scarface plants Tommy with a DDT, and covers!!! 1! Kickout. You ain't putting him down that quick, man. Marco pushes Scarface away and locks a Sharpshooter on Tommy, who is too close to the ropes, and grabs them pretty quickly. The ref orders Marco to break the hold, which he does begrudgingly. Tommy back to his feet, and he gets clotheslined over the top rope by Marco, who turns around and gets kicked in the gut by Scarface and falls victim to a BLACK HAND!!! Running powerbomb puts Marco int he center of the ring, and Scarface takes his time to cover. 1!!!!! 2!!!!! GREASE SPOT!!!!! Tommy flies off and nails Scarface in the back!!!! Scarface rolls off, and Tommy scrambles over and covers!!!! 1!!!!! 2!!!!! 3!!!! Fall one, Tommy retains!!!! 
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Tommy is the first to his feet for round two, and Marco Manners is defending this time. Tommy pulls Scarface to his feet, and....TOMMY GUN!!!! TOMMY GUN!!!! Tommy covers!!! 1!!!! 2!!! Marco pulls Tommy off and drops an elbow on the back of his head. He then scrambles over to Scarface and covers!!! 1! 2! Kickout. Undaunted, Marco puts Scarface's shoulders back on the mat. 1! 2! Kickout. Once more, Marco covers, and 1! 2! Kickout. Marco ain't having much luck, and Tommy don't make it much better when he yanks Marco to his feet and hits a ROADHOG Pile-Plex!!!! Marco down, holding his head, and Tommy goes for a cover, but Scarface comes from behind and schoolboys him!!! 1! 2! Kickout!!! Scarface back up, Tommy back up, Scarface whips Tommy to the ropes, Tommy reverses, and Scarface bounces off the ropes, comes back, and gets hit with a GREASER TWISTS SLAM!!!! Scarface down, Marco down, and Tommy's headed back up!!! He's gonna finish it!!! Marco back to his feet and he runs for Tommy, presumably to hit a a Marvelous Plex, but instead he's pulled to the outside by...Goodfella?! AND VLAD!!! Goodfella and Vlad are outside and they yank Marco out!!! Tommy is distracted by this, and he turns just in time to see Scarface run up the ropes and...KISS OF DEATH!!!! SCARFACE COVERS!!!! 1!!!! 2!!!!! 3!!!!!!!! 
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Winner of the second fall, and NEW TV CHAMPION....SCARFACE!!!!! 
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And holy cow, Scarface and Tommy evacuate as Marlboro Man comes flying down the ramp to start bracket three!!! Hey, let's let Your Resident Techie make his call real quick on this while they start! "Thanks, A-Bob!!! Well, Marco Manners has the lead in technicality. Vlad's the strongest there, possibly the quickest. Marco Manners also leads in fan support. However, if anyone is the odds on favorite here, it may be Goodfella, just because Vlad and Marco have more matches tonight, and Marlboro Man may have some ring rust on him. So, it goes Goodfella, Marco, Vlad, and Marlboro. Back to you, A-Bob!" 
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Thanks, Tech Boy!!!! For those who don't know, this match is governed under submission only rules!!! And it's started off right, as Marlboro Man has Goodfella in the dead center of the ring, with his Emphysema Crossface Chickenwing locked on. Goodfella ain't goin nowhere, but Vlad flies in to make the save, nailing Marlboro Man with a boot to the skull. Marlboro Man breaks the hold and Vlad pulls him up and whips him to the ropes, just in time for Marco Manners to pick up the slack and lock on a Sharpshooter!!!! Goodfella is in the middle of the ring with nowhere to go!!! Again!!!! Vlad, noticing the situation from the corner, goes to help, but Marlboro Man grabs him with those powerful arms and locks on a reverse bear hug!!! Goodfella has no choice but to tap within the first three minutes of the match!!!! WOW!!! Marco Manners is back up, and he's PISSED!!!! 
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Marco goes straight for Vlad, running into the corner and splashing both Vlad and Marlboro Man. Marlboro Man tumbles into the corner, and Vlad totters out, into Marco's grip!!!! Marco pulls him down into a crippler crossface!!!! No dice, as Marlboro Man has enough wits about him to fall out of the corner and drop an elbow across Marco's back. Vlad back up, and he BLASTS Marlboro Man with a clothesline. Bad move on Vlad's part, as Marco nelsons Vlad and then locks his legs around Vlad's midsection, bringing the dhampir back to the mat. Marco's got it locked on good, and no matter how Vlad twists and turns, he ain't coming off. Luckily for The Blood God, Marlboro Man gets back in and picks both men up into a IRON LUNG!!! He shakes them both violently, and Marco actually drops out of his grip. Vlad stays in it, and Marco shoulder blocks the pair. Marlboro Man drops Vlad and flies back into the ropes, then bounces off and goes forward toward Marco. Marco drops down and rolls through into a CIVILIZER!!!! Marlboro Man was WAYYYY unprepared for that, and he taps almost immediately!!! TWO FOR MARCO!!! Unfortunately, Marco gets up wayyy too quick, and gets whirled around by Vlad, who shoves his fingers down Marco's throat!!! Mandible Claw!!! Marco gets forced to the mat, and Vlad digs in deep. Marco won't tap tho', and he struggles for leverage...he's not getting any, however, and he's fading fast. Finally, Marco's eyes close, and Vlad shouts for a ref to count him down. The ref raises his arm once, drops it, and...nothing. A second time, and...nothing. A third time, and....nothing. Damn...Marco wouldn't give up.... 
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Winner of the match....Vlad!!!! 
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Alright folks, the Cruiserweight Finals are like this then!!!! It's gonna be Sugar Stevens versus Javex Valerius versus Vlad!!! Hey, Your Resident Techie...what are the odds on that? "Hey, A-Bob, this wasn't at all like the odds had it!!! This may be an interesting match, as the background between these three men is deep. Sugar Stevens was Javex's first real test in XAW, but no definite winner has ever come out of any of their matches. Sugar Stevens and Vlad had a very heated feud during Sugar's Heavyweight Title reign, culminating in Vlad kidnapping Monique. And, of course, Vlad and Javex have a legendary feud going, dating back to Javex's TV Title reign. The way it breaks down is like this. Vlad's got the strength advantage. Javex has the speed advantage. It's a tie between Sugar and Javex for most devestating finisher, as the Sugar Kick and Gloria Por Dolor haven't really gone head to head for quite awhile now. Javex definitely has the crowd behind him for this one. Sugar's better in a technical sense. Vlad has held the most gold, with a TV Title reign, a Canadian Championship reign, a Cruiserweight Title reign, and his current Heavyweight Title reign. Sugar and Javex have each held two titles; Sugar was the Hardcore champion, and The Heavyweight Champion; Javex was the TV Champion, possibly the greatest TV Champion ever, and he also held the Cruiserweight Championship as Alone. So this is really too close to call. In the end, it looks like Vlad may be the odds on favorite, but it could go any way. We'll see that match soon. Back to you, A-Bob!" 
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Thanks, man!!! Alright, the cage is set up, and now it's time!!!! The Iconic Comic!!! The President!!! Now!!!! 
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THE Drama versus Tony Stark 
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"Touching Tongues" by Vai begins to play, and counterfeit dollar bills begin to fall from the rafters. No Drama Queens, No Lana, simply a tornado-like red and white pyro that THE Drama walks through. Hatm check. Coat, check. Cane? NOPE. Drama looks POed tonight at the absence of his cane. 
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"In The End" by Linkin Park plays, and here comes The XAW's most beloved nonwrestler...well, kinda. The crowd is stunned at his actions from earlier, and the way he's strutting around with THE Drama's cane really ain't helpin'. The Prez struts his way into the cage and shouts for an official to lock the door. Let's do this!!!! 
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Drama rushes Stark, who drops the cane and hits a Lou Thesz Press, pounding away at his antagonist. Stark up, Drama back up, with a WICKED knife edge chop!!! (WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!) And another!!! (WHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!) ONE MORE TIME!!!! WHOOO! WHOOO! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Stark's knees buckle, and Drama capitalizes with a knee to the head. And then comes the strutting, with the shakin' and jivin'....and Stark;s back up, and he drops THE Drama with an Implant DDT! Cover! 1! Kickout!!! Come on Stark, you're not gonna get a former Heavyweight Champ like that! 
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And then, "The Underground" by Unwritten Law plays, and four members of The Underground appear. A bloody SAK, a pissed Leary, a even more pissed Mangler, and a barely concious Goodfella all make their ways down the aisle. THE Drama gets back to his feet as Stark backs into a corner, and his smile grows even wider as Vlad floats down from the rafters, right into the center of the cage. Drama smiles at Vlad, who smiles back....AND DECKS THE DRAMA!!!! It's Stark's turn to smile, as he shouts for the official to open the cage door!!! The Underground piles in, and Stark shuffles out as The Underground do a quick five man beatdown. Chain shot from Goodfella, rib kick from SAK. Head shot from Leary, as Mangler attempts to break Drama's ankle. Once out the door, Stark turns and shouts :"Okay, that's it!!! OFF, NOW!!! OR I'LL FIRE THE LOT OF YOU!!!!!!" Goodfella calls off the pack, and they strut out the door. Each accepts an envelope from Stark as they leave, as he glares at each one, muttering something about dirty money. 
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Winner of the match....Tony Stark!!!! 
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After taking his money, Vlad decides to climb back in the ring. He kicks Drama out of the ring as the cage ascends, and then takes the time to pose with his Heavyweight belt. What a guy. Jack@$$. Vlad actually goes to a turnbuckle and poses, much to the chagrin of the booing crowd. And then...PYRO EXPLODES AROUND THE RING, as "The Kids Aren't Alright" by The Offspring plays. And Sugar Stevens charges down that ramp and slides into the ring just as Vlad jumps off the turnbuckle. Sugar kicks him in the midsection and hits a COMPACTOR!!! 
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And the crowd jumps back on their feet, shouting..."THE DEITIES DRAGON!!!" And here comes Javex, flying down that ramp himself!!! He slides in that ring and coils immediately, shouting for Sugar to turn around!!!! Sugar does, and Javex unleashes a GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!! BLOCKED!!! Sugar catches it, and throws his foot to the side, but Javex keeps his balance and comes around with a DRAGON'S WHIP!!!! Sugar goes down in a heap, and Vlad levitates to his feet, his eyes rolling to the back of his head. When his eyes refocus, they lock on Javex, who stares right back with pure intensity. The two fly at each other, and Javex goes low, chop blocking the front of Vlad's knee. Vlad rolls forward, clutching his knee, and Javex comes flying in with a low dropkick, nailing Vlad in the face!!!! Vlad down, and Javex hits a standing moonsault, then hooks a leg and covers! 1! 2! Kickout. Javex up, and he pulls Vlad to his feet. Vlad pulls Javex back down with a Crippler Crossface, but Javex is having none of that, as he rolls through and pulls Vlad back up, nailing him with a DDT. And then...ohhhh, he's feelin it!!!! Javex looks at the crowd...then back at the turnbuckle!!! DO IT, JAVEX!!! And Javex gets a running start, and there he goes!!!! 
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And just as he lifts off, Sugar takes matters into his own hands and gets on a turnbuckle and flies off with a moonsault!!! Vlad levitates up to his feet just in the nick of time, and Sugar nails the mat. Vlad runs to a turnbuckle and flies off with a Blood Moonsault, and Sugar returns the favor, rolling out of the way. Vlad lands right next to him. AND THEN, BAM!!!! Javex comes flying into the picture, and BOTH men roll in opposite directions, causing Javex to eat some mat. Damn, NO ONE hit their moonsault. Javex clutches his ribs, and that HAD to hurt....well, everything he's done to his point had to hurt, but this looked pretty bad too. Sugar gets to his feet first, and he pulls Javex up from behind. He hooks Javex's arms for the Back To Reality, but Javex drops down and flips Sugar over his head, dropping him into a sitting position in front of him. After that, Javex runs backwards, bounces off the ropes, and hits a running snapmare!!! Sugar's head hits the mat between his legs and bounces backward. And VLAD FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A FLY BY NIGHT, NAILING SUGAR!!! COVER!!! 1!!! 2!!! Javex pulls Vlad off, pulls him up, and locks on a CALL OF THE DEITY!!!! 
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Vlad's the only guy to tap out to this move!!! Can he hang on!!!! Vlad raises his hand...looks like we're gonna have a new cruiserweight Champion!!!! SUGAR KICK!!!! SUGAR KICK!!!! Javex's head snaps back and he hits the mat, dazed. Vlad stumbles forward, and Sugar pulls him down into a pin! 1! 2! Kickout!!! Javex kippups and goes straight for Sugar, who once again goes for a SUGAR KICK!!! Blocked, and Javex tosses Sugar's foot to the side, then rushes in and hits a ONE HANDED FINAL DELIVERY!!!! Sugar's down, and Vlad's back up!!! He rushes Javex's blind side, but Javex turns and GLORIA POR DOLOR!!! GLORIA POR DOLOR!!! GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!! Vlad flies into the turnbuckle and stumbles out. Javex kicks him in the midsection, doubling him over, and hooks his arms!!! ALONE IN THE DARKNESS!!!! MY GOD!!!! Vlad is OUT!!!! Cover him, Javex!!!! Javex goes for a cover!!! 1!!!!!! 2!!!!!!! And Javex is yanked out of the ring by....BASS MONSOON?! Javex lands on his feet and throws a punch, but Bass ducks, and Javex finds himself face to back with REEVE!!! Who nails a Cutting Room Floor!!!! WHAT THE HELL?! Reeve, Bass, and Tara Rysing all stand over the Fallen Dragon...what is the meaning of this?! In the ring, Sugar crawls over to Vlad!!! And drapes himself over, actually hooking a leg!!! 1!!!!! 2!!!! 3!!!!!!! WE HAVE A NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! 
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Winner of the match, and NEW WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION....SUGAR STEVENS!!!!! 
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Confetti falls as Sugar is helped up and has his hand raised in victory. The new World Cruiserweight Belt is handed to the champion, who holds it high for the crowd to appreciate. Vlad lies motionless in the ring as Sugar vacates...and as soon as Sugar does, THE HELL IN A CELL DROPS DOWN AROUND THE RING WITH A LOUD CLANG!!!! Techies swarm into the ring and begin to prep the ring....barbed wire, C4...this is bad!!! And green flames burst forth from the stage as Metallica's "Imperial March" plays, and here comes The Lethal Tide!!! Vlad sits up with a look of shock and horror in his eyes. Is he ever gonna get out of this ring?! 
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Crimson vs. Vlad 
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Crimson tears down the aisle and enters the cell, sending techies scurrying out. He stomps into the ring, and Vlad backs himself into a corner, shouting for a mic. He gets it, and shouts "HEY, WHOA....CRIMSON.....wait, a minute!!! Blindfold!!! You remember the rule, come on..." Crimson's upper lip gets all sneery, and he submits to being blindfolded by a ref. The ref goes to blindfold Vlad, but Vlad gets up and shouts...."Hey!!! I only said YOU will be blindfolded!!! I never said anything about me!!!!" With that, Vlad NAILS Crimson with the mic, and this is gonna be ugly!!! Crimson goes down hard, and Vlad stomps hard, then picks him up and sends him to the 'ropes'. Crimson hits the barbed wire and arches his back in pain, chunks of his skin missing. Vlad runs and dropkicks him back into the wire, and Crimson folds in half, his face getting scratched up pretty nasty. Vlad grabs him by the feet and drags him back to the center, then goes to a corner and waits. Crimson rises to his feet, a bloody mess already, and Vlad rushes in, nailing a flying head scissors that sends Crimson flying into a corner!!! IT'S GONNA BLOW!!!! Uhhh....nope. Crimson slumps in the corner, and Vlad looks perplexed. However, he gingerly ascends another turnbuckle and FLIES OFF!!! FLY BY NIGHT!!! INTO THE TURNBUCKLE!!! 
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A muffled boom, and Crimson flies right into the center of the ring, the scent of charred flesh hanging heavy in the air. Vlad seems to have escaped relatively unscathed, and he covers with just a toe. Fast count him, ref, please. 1! 2! 3! 
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Winner of the match, and STILL World Heavyweight Champion....Vlad!!!! 
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The cell is lifted, and the ring is immediately showered with litter. Vlad shrugs it off, holding his belt high and limping out of the ring, being careful not to get caught on the barbed wire. As he heads up the ramp....the lights go out. <br></br>

PAINT IT BLACK... 
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And when the lights come back up, Vlad is face to face with THE MAIN EVENT, THE POSTAL SENSATION THAT'S SWEEPING THE NATION, THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE MAILMAN!!! THE MAIL IS HERE!!!! FINAL DELIVERY!!! FINAL DELIVERY!!! Vlad gets planted on the steel, and The Mailman snatches up his belt, raising it for the crowd to see!!! Flash bulbs go off, and that belt looks right at home with The Mailman!!!! But, it ain't his and he drops it, then raises that big arm, smiling as the crowd members mimic the move. PAINT IT BLACK INDEED!!!! 
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WHAT A SHOW, FOLKS!!! And now, we're headed to Madison Square Garden in New York for Thrashing, and what may be the biggest Thrashing of all time!!! All titles are on the line!!! The contenders have been decided!!! 
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Hardcore Title - Mike Johnson versus Mystic 
TV Title - Scarface versus THE Drama 
IC Title - Tommy St. Clair versus Crimson 
Cruiserweight Title - Sugar Stevens versus Goodfella 
Heavyweight Title - Vlad versus Marco Manners 
Tag Titles - GHP versus Underground versus Bass Monsoon/Reeve - TABLES, LADDERS, AND CHAIRS... 
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Also on the card 
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Matt Folden versus John Deere
Claudia versus Lana 
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See you then!

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10-04-03
XAW ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS........
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      TOTAL OBSESSION!!!

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What does Obsession mean to you??? 
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Is it the feeling of giving everything you have to reach one goal?
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Is it knowing that all your struggles will not be in vain?
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What is your obsession???
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Is it a single strap of leather and gold?
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Is it personal glory, knowing that you've surpassed your peers?
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What is TOTAL OBSESSION???
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Quite simply, your Obsession may allow you to live...
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FOREVER....
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Pyro screams down from the rafters and we're live in St. Louis!!! What a night this is gonna be folks, as old scores are settled and new champions are crowned! Welcome to the XAW Arena, I'm A-Bob, and we've got a great show for you! Tonight, the final chapter in the Mailman versus Steven A. Kult feud will be settled!!! Tonight, both World Titles are on the line in vastly different situations, as Johnny Killa and Goodfella go for Sugar Stevens' Cruiserweight Title, and Marco Manners must defend his Heavyweight Title against a mystery opponent! Also in action - Vlad, THE Drama, Billy The God Clown, Leary Garcia, and Mangler! Let's head down to ringside for our opening match!
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COME TASTE THE PAIN!!!!
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Scarface versus Ultimatum versus Chris Chancy
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Motzart's "O Fortuna" leads into Apothesis remix, and pyro blasts out of the sides of THE Tron, leading up to the appearance of XAW's resident phenomenon, Ultimatum!!! Ultimatum stands at the top of the stage for a moment, then begins his slow, menacing walk down the ramp. Before he can even hit the ring, the lights turn to shades of gold and red, and Mudvayne's "Death Blooms" hits the airwaves. Sparks fly from the rafters as Chris Chancy, decked out in an old school red and gold ring robe, struts down the aisle in to the ring, where he disrobes and poses for the crowd. Ultimatum seems ready to kill this rookie just based on his cockiness, but he's interrupted by the sounds of Scarface's music, Flaw's "Only The Strong Survive". Scarface is fired up for tonight's battle, and he runs down the ramp into the ring, where Chancy immediately goes to work with the boots. DING DING!!!
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Chancy pulls Scarface to his feet and whips him to the ropes, but Scarface doesn't make it halfway across the ring before Ultimatum nails him with a ZIPLINE that causes Scarface to flip in midair, sending him crashing to the mat on his stomach. Ultimatum then grabs an impressed Chancy and sends him flying into the corner, following up with a ZIPLINE into the corner. Chancy flies over the top rope and lands on his feet on the apron, but Ultimatum solves this by GOOZLING him and giving him an END GAME CHOKESLAME RIGHT INTO MY TABLE!!! YOU BASTARD!!!! IT'S ONLY BEEN 10 MINUTES!!!! As Chancy lies at my feet, Scarface crawls behind Ultimatum and rolls him up in a school boy! 1! 2! Kickout. 
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Scarface back to his feet and Ultimatum tosses him via a fireman's carry, then prepares to bring the noise. Scarface gets whipped into the ropes and recieves a shoulder block that doesn't knock him down. Scarface responds with a shoulder block of his own, that sends Ultimatum tumbling backwards, but not to the mat. Both men stand ready, waiting for the other man to make a move, until Chris Chancy decides to join in. He rushes Ultimatum and gets a right hand to the face for his troubles. He stumbles toward Scarface, who gives him a right of his own. Back to Ultimatum, who gives him the same. Scarface tires of this quickly and gives Chancy a clothesline from HELL to put him down. This gives Ultimatum an opening to grab Scarface's wrist and whip him, setting him up for a BURIAL!! No dice, Scarface wriggles free and pulls Ultimatum to the mat with a sleeper drop. Cover, but Chancy breaks it up and pulls Scarface up for a Reverse Brainbuster DDT!!! Scarface slips over Chancy and shoves him away, right into the hands of Ultimatum, who kills him dead with a BURIAL!!! Unfortunately, this leaves Ultimatum wide open for a BLACK HAND!!! Running powerbomb!!! However, Scarface knows Ultimatum, and he opts to cover Chancy. 1! 2! 3!
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Winner of the match, and still TV Champion... Scarface!!!
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Backstage, Reeve is searching high and low for Bass Monsoon....opening every door he can. "BASS?! BASS?! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!" Hasn't Bass gotten back from his trip yet? Oh, man, he better hurry! Tag Title match will be later in the show!!!! Meanwhile, they're lowering the barbed wire cage!!! Trash cans are being strapped to the turnbuckles!!! Let's go back to ringside.
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Mike Johnson versus Mystic versus Vlad - Hardcore Title
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Motzart's "O Fortuna" plays for the second time tonight, this time remixed by Therion. Every light in the arena goes out, and artificial moonlight shines on the path of The Hardcore Revolution, Mystic. Mystic, head down, shoulders slumped, body language telling the tale of a man who was born a miscarriage, walks to the ring with seemingly no purpose and no drive. As he enters, his moonlight turns into a blood moon, while the ramp he walked down shines the words "The Path To Immortality", The Halloween Theme plays, and he, that cursed dhampir descends into the hardcore world. Vlad touches down on the top of the cage and hisses at Mystic below. Vlad leaps from the top and lands right outside the door, which he enters quickly. As he does, a voice shouts "WHO'S THE MAN?!" and the crowd is quick to respond "MIKE JOHNSON!!!" The Training Montage from Rocky 4 follows, and here comes Mike Johnson. Looks like he fixed the strap on the Hardcore belt, albeit with some masking tape. That looks nice. Now, if only he'd spraypaint the gold that's chipping off. And what are we gonna do about those bloodstains? Mike tosses the belt to YOUR RESIDENT TECHIE, and enters the ring. <br></br>

As the bell sounds, Mystic is the first to go to a trash can, where he finds a kendo stick. This stick is immediately used to cane Vlad's back, and Vlad arches in pain. This provides Mystic the opportunity to smash the bamboo in Vlad's face, breaking the stick, and slicing Vlad's face open. Vlad picks the slivers out of his face, but gets a Mike Johnson superkick for his trouble, followed up by a GORE! GORE! GORE!!! from Mystic that sends him into the corner. Mike Johnson goes rummaging and finds a pair of steel chairs, one of which he tosses to Mystic. Vlad stumbles out of the corner and CHAIRSHOT from Mystic, CHAIRSHOT from Johnson, BAM BAM BAM!!! Vlad hits the mat, and Johnson scoops him up and deposits him upside down on a trash can in the corner. Then, with a sadistic smile, Johnson and Mystic bring down the chairs time and time again on Vlad! BAM! BAM! BAM!!! Still not done, Johnson instructs Mystic to back up and gore Vlad. Mystic gets into a corner and charges!!!
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GORE!!! GORE!!! GORE!!! NOPE!!! Before Mystic can hit, Johnson smashes his chair into Mystic's face. Mystic hits the mat hard and Vlad slumps down to the ground. Johnson throws his bent up chair to the side and goes back into a trash can, coming up with a Home Depot brand chain, which he wraps around his fist. Zeroing in on Vlad, Johnson raises his fist and advances. Vlad puts a stop to this with his deadly MANDIBLE CLAW!!! The tide is turned, and Johnson finds himself on his back, his chain hand pinned to the mat by Vlad. Johnson's fading, as judged by the amount of spittle he's producing!!! To his rescue comes Mystic, who latches on with what may be the deadliest move in all XAW!!! THE MYSTIC MISSION!!! Mystic latches on, pulling Vlad to his feet, but Vlad won't release the hold on Johnson!!! Mystic drags Vlad, who drags Johnson. Mystic hops on Vlad's back to and locks on a leg scissors to increase the pain.
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Vlad responds by running backwards, Johnson in tow, and slamming Mystic into the cage wall. No dice, as Mystic holds in, torquing enough to make Vlad actually release Johnson and scramble to get Mystic off!!! Vlad once again slams Mystic into the cage, but Mystic takes it, then turns and makes Vlad fall on his side. Meanwhile, recovered, Mike Johnson reaches into a can and pulls out a pair of wire cutters, which he puts to good use on the cage. Vlad finally gets out of the Mystic Mission and gets to his feet, only to be dropped back to the mat and locked into a Mystic ANKLE LOCK!!! VLAD!!!!!! YOU SHOULDA KNOWN BETTER!!! Johnson extracts a stand of barbed wire from the cage and wraps it around himself, then ascends to the top turnbuckle. He's goin' for it!!! CRASH AND BURN!!! However, Mystic pulls Vlad out of Johnson's splash area, then releases him as Johnson misses. Johnson sits up, and Mystic's all over him!!! MYSTIC MISSION!!! Vlad levitates up to his feet, eyes rolling to the back of his head...what the hell is he gonna do?! Up to the top turnbuckle, behind Mystic's range of sight. FLY BY NIGHT!!! RIGHT ONTO BOTH MEN!!! Mystic releases and Johnson rolls away, as Vlad drapes a bloody hand over Mystic. 1! 2! 3!!!!!! 
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Winner of the match, and NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION.....VLAD!!!!!
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Backstage, in Tony Stark's office, there stands a man who may be called a legend in the XAW. This legend, unfortunately, is standing with the aid of a crutch. Tony Stark is signing a paper, glaring at the man the enitre time. Stark pushes it forward, toward The Deities Dragon, Javex Valerius. "Okay, Javex" says Stark "One match, then you finish your physical therapy, then you're back on the job, right?" Javex nods, and Stark growls. "I want you to know, Javex. While I do appreciate what you're doing, I DO NOT appreciate the fact that your one match, which could have made us tons of money if marketed properly, will be against Reeve. You're costing me money, Javex...and I hope you know, there will be reprecussions. " Javex picks up the paper, smiles, and winks at Stark. "Hey, if anyone's able to handle a little trouble...I AM..."
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Alright folks, are you ready for this? A title has been brought out of retirement! The Diva's Title is up for grabs!!! All the competitors are in the ring! Let's do this thang!!!
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Divas Battle Royal
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Now why, you may ask, are all the competitors in the ring already? Simple. Think about this. All the women in the ring? They're freakin hot. Now, say that their entrances range from 2 minutes for PRG and Linzy to 5 minutes for Claudia and Tara. That's roughly 20 minutes devoted to 7 women entering the ring. Now, while that's not a problem, per se, half our male audiences would probably explode into tiny little mushroom clouds of bodily fluids with the level of hotness these ladies bring. Therefore, we're just gonna start it like this. Okay? Thanks - A-Bob.
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The bell rings and the women immediately clump together, with the first elimination occuring within the first fifteen seconds as Claudia rushes across the ring and delivers a clothesline to Linzy so violent that Ultimatum is studying on how to make his Zipline more effective. Linzy flies over the top, first down. Claudia is then immediately double teamed by Lana and Tara, who back her into a corner and begin to see who can chop better (Lana, duh.). Meanwhile, the other two 'ladies' of The Underground begin their assualt on Monique. Grace and PRG back Monique to the ropes and let her fly. Monique comes back and the two attempt a double back body drop, but Monique holds tight and delivers a Double DDT. Grace collapses, but PRG bounces back up, and Monique hits a running cross body that takes PRG down too. Monique pulls PRG back to her feet and tries to lift her over the top, but PRG holds on to the ropes. In comes Gracie, who helps her teammate by depositing Monique AND PRG over the top. PRG hits the floor, but Monique hits the apron and rolls back in, barely escaping a elimination. Monique gets back to her feet and attacks Grace from behind, hitting a bulldog to her nemesis. 
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On the other side of the ring, communication between Lana and Tara has broken down, and Tara's getting the upper hand on her rival. Tara DDT's Lana to the mat, then dodges a Claudia clothesline and shoves her in the direction of Monique and Grace. Claudia finds herself a victim of momentum, and she slams into Grace with such force that Grace flies over the top rope and out of the ring. This leaves Monique with Claudia, but Monique ain't skeered. Nope. Monique gets right up in the Blood B!tch's face and levels her with a slap that can be heard in Tokyo. Claudia responds by holding her cheek, checking to make sure she hasn't been cut, and grabbing Monique by the throat, tossing her over the top rope. Okay, are we SURE Claudia's not a man? That's three of the four eliminations. BY HERSELF. 
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Claudia rushes back at Lana and Tara, who glance at each other with terrified looks in their eyes, then deliver a double dropkick. Claudia falls on her back, but levitates up, directly into a butt bump from Lana. Claudia FREAKS at this, for some unknown reason, and stumbles backward, directly into the clutches of Tara, who delivers the prettiest release german suplex that I've personally ever seen. This release has so much force that Claudia flies right over the top rope!!! Tara turns and jeers at Claudia, shouting "BLOOD B!TCH!!!", but you NEVER do that in a battle royale!!! Tara turns back around into a Lana WHOOOOOOOO knife edge chop, which backs her against the rope, and she gets a butt bump of her own to send her flying over the top!!! WE HAVE A NEW DIVA'S CHAMPION!!! <br></br>

Winner of the match, and NEW DIVA'S CHAMPION....LANA!!!!!
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WHOOOOO!!! You know she'll be getting some lovin' tonight!!! And she can only dream about gettin' it from the A-Bob. Okay, I'm sure I've disturbed you enough now. Shall we go backstage? <br></br>

Well, look who it is! The Tower of Power stands in the middle of the hallway, face to face with Matt Folden. They seem to be having an arguement. "No, you made worse promos!" shouts TOP. "No, YOU SUCK MORE!" shouts Folden. And then...Crimson walks into the picture, causing both men to scream and cower. Crimson chuckles. "Ah, fellas. You both suck." 
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"A-are we fired?" asks Folden, knowing perfectly well that Crimson doesn't usually stop to talk to guys who haven't shown their faces in awhile unless something bad is gonna happen. Crimson laughs and slaps both men on the back. "Come on now, guys, you know I'm not in charge of that! Besides...!" Crimson says, as he steps back and two steps to the right, just in time for a wrecking ball with the corpse of Katie attached to it to come smashing through the wall, careeming into both men and taking them on its course of destruction through the other wall. "...If I'm correct, the new term is 'you've been terminated'." Crimson jumps, clicks his heels, and walks away, humming a happy tune.
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World Heavyweight Championship - Marco Manners vs. ?????
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"No More Mr. Nice Guy" by Pat Boone begins to play, and out walks the World Heavyweight Champion, Marvelous Marco Manners!!! The Brain Trust Member gets a good ovation, and walks down the aisle, looking perplexed. At his side, Mario the Marvelously Green Enforcer Monkey walks, carrying a notebook, in which he has written down the names of possible contenders for Marco's title. Marco enters the ring, and walks to the center, where he waits.
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Tony Stark appears on THE TRON. "Marco Manners...I am aware that for this caliber of a match, at this caliber of an event, it is HIGHLY unusual for the World Heavyweight Championship to be contested in such a manner that the champion has no idea who his challanger is. However, I'm sure the fans will agree that, considering your history with this challanger, secrecy was the best policy." Stark dissapears from THE TRON, and trumpets sound, heralding the arrival of the challanger. <br></br>

"Pomp and Circumstance" plays and....oh, my god...it can't be!!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH, YEAH, DIG IT!!!!! THE MACHO MAN, RANDY SAVAGE WALKS OUT!!! Marco is stunned!!! How on earth is this possible?! Isn't he a rapper now? Savage points to the crowd, who seemed just as stunned as Marco!!! Savage walks to the ring, gets close to the apron, removes his hat...
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And upon his head sits Webby. Savage removes Webby from his head, places him in the challanger corner, and walks backstage. Marco seems even more stunned at this turn of events. <br></br>

But there sits Webby. Angry. Ready to battle the champion of champions. Determined to show the world that the IOP revolution is here!!! Webby has a dream!!! And that dream is that a bottle can be the next heavyweight champion! DON'T YOU DARE LAUGH, IT'S NOT FUNNY! It's true...it can happen. Webby has tasted gold. Tag gold to be exact, and it was sweet. And his partner? NONE OTHER THAN MARCO MANNERS!!! Marco NEEDED Webby to get to the top, but once he was there? Webby was kicked to the curb, bandied about. Now, while Webby is forced to hang around Crimson, getting kicked out of The Underground, Marco's been living the good life, with all the fly honeys and the dolla dolla bills. Well that ain't happenin' no mo'. Let me holla at ya, playa!!! Webby, with all the courage he can muster... <br></br>

"GET ON WITH IT!!!" shouteth the crowd.
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Webby, stunned that the crowd would turn on him like this, freezes, unsure of what to do. However, one being here does know what to do. Mario leaps up on the apron and knocks Webby down. Marco places his toe on Webby, but the ref doesn't count! He calls for the bell to be rung!
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Winner of the match, as a result of a disqualification....WEBBY!!! But still World Heavyweight Champion....MARCO MANNERS!!!!!! 
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This is an outrage!!! I don't know why, but it sure as hell is! ARGH! BACKSTAGE WE GO!!!!! <br></br>

Tony Stark, still in his office, is now confronted with Crimson, Hardcore Legend. Stark is frothing. "CRIMSON! I do not remember authorizing demolition of my arena!" Crimson smirks. "You told me you wanted me to..." "Dispose of our excess baggage, I AM AWARE!" Stark cuts him off. "Crimson, you're getting out of hand. I'm willing to turn a blind eye to the way that you dispose of our garbage, but I do not, REPEAT DO NOT take kindly to you pulverizing my walls! THEREFORE, your match with Mike Johnson in Tokyo is now a MONSTER ISLAND MATCH." Crimson looks confused, and now it's Stark's turn to smirk. "The details of the match, saving the name, will be kept top secret until the very moment that the match is to take place. Now...GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE!"
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THE Drama versus Billy The God Clown
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A clown is God!
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God is a clown!
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The lighting in the arena takes on a carnival atmosphere, with all the known colors in the universe circling around the crowd, flashing, and changing hues on a whim. Children of all ages, from 9 to 99 run (or use their walkers) to the aisle, hoping to catch a glimpse of the entertainer extrordaire. A woman with face paint on, screams loudly and proudly displays a shirt that reads "Clowns do it in the circus". And then he appears. Riding a unicycle, Billy The God Clown's signature laugh preceeds him, wringing screams of delight from the children who have come to see this man. The residents of Circus Maximus come out to play, handing out balloon animals, as The God Clown cycles down to the ring at an alarming speed. The cycle nails the side of the ring, and Billy soars inside, landing in a heap on his back. But his laughter lets us know that he's okay! The children cheer their hero, this wonderful clown. 
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And then...dollar bills begin to fall from the rafters. The residents of Circus Maximus dissapear quickly, and the mood turns sour. As people begin to recieve the money, cries of outrage are heard, because 1) The bills are red, 2) They have pictures of THE Drama on them, and 3) Underneath the pictures, the words "What? IT COULD HAPPEN!" are scrawled. Immediately, the boos begin, growing in size as more and more recieve their phony gifts. A red and green tornado of pyro erupts at the stage, and through that tornado walks THE Drama. Those children, once so happy to see Billy, now cower behind their parents. The man walks, nay, stalks toward the ring, his signature cane in his hand. He tosses his hat into the crowd absent-mindedly, and it is caught and burned. His coat and cane are handed to YOUR RESIDENT TECHIE, who also recieves a vicious slap from THE Drama, who warns "There's more of that to come if you F*CK WITH MY STUFF!" The ref calls for the bell, and Drama enters the ring, shooting eye daggers at Billy.
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The two meet at the center of the ring and lock up for about 2 seconds before Billy gets the upper hand, tossing Drama to the corner and charging him, splashing his 300+ pound frame into the corner. Billy walks out to survey his damage, and THE Drama leaps into action with a WHOOOOOO!...nothin'. After missing his chop, Drama crashes to the mat. Billy leaps into the air and drops a massive leg on the back of Drama's head, then turns him over and covers. 1! 2! Drama gets his foot on the ropes and points to it for good measure. The ref orders Billy off, and he complies. Billy pulls Drama to his feet and whips him to the ropes, and Drama grabs the ropes and bails out of the ring, much to the displeasure of the crowd. However, the crowd gets on its collective feet as Billy charges and takes to the air, flying over the top rope toward THE Drama!!! However, Billy's big ol' clown shoes prove to be his downfall, as they get caught on the top rope and trip him up. Further complicating matters, THE Drama, ever the opportunist, manages to catch Billy on his shoulders and STANDING OVATION!!!! Billy's out on the floor, and Drama rolls back in. The ref begins to count Billy out. 1! 2! The crowd joins in. 3! 4! 5! For some reason, Drama doesn't seem to happy about this, and he goes to the top rope. The ref breaks his count to warn Drama to get off the ropes, and Drama complies, flying off the top rope and landing a CURTAIN CALL on Billy's back!!! This serves to wake up Billy, who cries out in pain (YEARRGH!, or something like that). Drama recovers quickly and rolls Billy back in the ring.
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Drama's really relying on his luck today, and he goes back up top, leaping off with another CURTAIN CALL!!! This he hits as well, and that may well be the first time ANYONE has EVER hit two consecutive high-flying moves successfully. Drama covers! 1! 2! Billy throws Drama over the ref to break the count. Drama back up, Billy lumbers to his feet, and Drama rushes in. Billy tries to hip toss him away, but Drama counters, and attempts his own. Billy's a tough 'un to hip toss tho', and Drama gets nothing but a strained back and a whip to the ropes. Drama running, and Billy goes for a BIG BOOT!!! Drama ducks it, but stays on one knee for too long, and Billy whips around with a KLOW KICK!!! Drama goes down, and Billy...doesn't cover? Nope, Billy's got more tricks up his sleeve! He goes to the top!!! CURTAIN CALL!!! Drama gets his knees up, seemingly forgetting that Billy weighs over 300 pounds. Both men feel this as Billy hits and rolls away. Drama rolls out of the ring, praying to God his kneecaps aren't shattered. 
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Drama turns back to go the ring, but gets a baseball slide to the face and tumbles into MY TABLE! Get away! Billy follows suit and slams Drama's face into the table! HEY! BILLY! There's a Spanish Announce Table! GO BOTHER DECLEUX!!! (Whom you can hear using the SAP function on your remote). Billy takes no heed, attempting to smash Drama's face further into my table, but Drama, ever the thoughtful human being, puts a stop to this, and whips Billy toward the stairs. Billy hits the stairs with such force that he actually flips upside down, in a weird out of the ring tree of woe. Drama gets that look on his face...you know the one...wait for it...wait for it....DRAMATIC PAUSE!!! Drama nails Billy with his dropkick, and the back of Billy's head nails the stairs. Billy is then tossed back in the ring, followed by Drama. Billy's back to his feet, but wobbly, and Drama tosses him to the ropes, hitting an AMAZING TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER, but possibly screwing up his knee even more. Billy down, and Drama just kinda falls on him. 1! 2! Kickout, but a whole lot weaker this time.
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Drama sits up, and signals that he's ready to finish this thing off! He pulls Billy up and whips him back into a corner with all his might! Billy hits hard and sags into the turnbuckle, and Drama comes in with a WHOOOOOOOO! Knife edge chop! Billy's knee's buckle, and WHOOOOOO! WHOOOOOOO! Two more have him dazed. Enough so that Drama muscles the big man onto his shoulders!!! WOW! STANDING OVATION!!!! NOPE!!! Billy counters, landing on his feet, and instead pulling Drama onto his shoulders!!! BIG TOP DROP!!! NOPE!! Drama wriggles off and pushes Billy away. Billy turns around, and STOCKS AND BOMBS!!!! COVER!!!!! 1!!!! 2!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!! Drama pounds the mat in frustration and sets Billy up again!!! Billy powers out and whips Drama to the ropes, swinging that big arm of his in an attempt to put Drama down. Drama ducks it, bounces off the other ropes and comes full speed ahead at Billy, who jumps up and hits a LOU THESZ PIN!!! 1!!!!!! 2!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!! <br></br>

Winner of the match.... BILLY THE GOD CLOWN!!!!!!!
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Billy rolls off and lies down on the mat, barely acknowledging the ref as his hand is raised. Drama stares up at the light, breathing hard after this epic battle. And then...he laughs. Drama begins to laugh. Even stranger, Billy does too! Both men begin cracking up, and I really have to wonder how hard they were hitting each other out there! Uhh...weird. 
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Sugar Stevens versus Goodfella versus Johnny Killa
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This is...Strictly Business
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Thus sayeth The Goodfella before pyro bursts in front of the curtain and GOODFELLA STUMBLES OUT, BLOODIED. Sugar Stevens follows, holding that damned baseball bat in his hands! "NOT INTENSE?!" he says, slamming into Goodfella's back. "NOT INTENSE AM I?" Johnny Killa runs out, but Sugar whirls and slams the bat in Da Phreak's nose, breaking it (the nose, not the bat). "LOST SOMETHING, HAVE I?!" Referees swarm around Sugar, pleading with him to drop the bat, but no good. Sugar takes a few swings in the direction of some refs, and they dive over the guardrail into the crowd. Sugar grabs Goodfella and drags him toward the ring. Johnny gets up, blood pouring out of his nose, and attacks Sugar from behind, but Sugar whirls once again and nails Johnny in the kneecaps. Dropping Goodfella, Sugar brings the bat down on Johnny, over and over again. He was PUSHED TOO FAR. Everyone telling Sugar that he's lost something...everyone saying that he couldn't be what he was. To cap his point, Sugar raises the bloody bat high in the air, and the crowd cheers louder than they have all day! Sated, Sugar stalks backstage as paramedics rush down the aisle toward Goodfella and Johnny. <br></br>

Winner of the match...No Match.
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God, that was...brutal. I'd like to go just one show without a vicious beating. Oh well....hey, folks, mark your calendars!!! The rest of you may celebrate Halloween on October 31st, but the XAW will have our Halloween on November 1st! Live from St. Louis, Halloween Havoc will air ONLY ON PPV (Channel 503). Last year, we saw some pretty neat costumes! What surprises will this year bring? Stay tuned to XAW Slaughter and Thrashing to see how this month shapes up!
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Tag Titles Hell In A Cell - Reckless Abandon versus The Industry
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"Do you call my name" by Ra plays, and here comes one half of the challangers for tonight, Reeve! Unfortunately, there's been no sign of Bass yet. Reeve continues to shout "BASS?! BASS!!! THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE, MAN!" But no Bass. The cell is lowered, and Reeve enters it, but the air of confidence that marks him isn't quite as evident at this moment. And this is only punctuated as SIRENS GO OFF!!!
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Blue and red flashing lights swim across the arena as smoke begins to pour in. "The Underground" by Unwritten Law plays, and Reckless Abandon enters the scene! You'd think the loud music and the sirens would drown out the boos of the crowd. But NOOOOO...not these playa hatas. Leary and Mangler manage to make it through the sea of hate unscathed, and they enter the cell, the door being padlocked behind them. Smiling at each other, they surround the ring, getting on either side of Reeve. This is gonna get ugly folks. And there's the bell!
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Reckless Abandon slide in and attack, but Reeve is the first to get a shot off, nailing Mangler on the side of the head and flying at Leary with a reverse elbow that puts him on the mat. Reeve back up, and he walks right into a Mangler side suplex. Mangler helps Leary to his feet and this is gonna get ugly, FAST! The traditional 2-man Underground beatdown commences, with Leary and Mangler putting the boots to Reeve. They pull him up and set him on their shoulders, then run and toss him out of the ring like a javelin, watching him hit the side of the cell face first. Reeve falls to the floor, and Leary takes a chance, flying out of the ring with a JEFFERSON AIRPLANE!!! He hits it, and Mangler gets out of the ring and picks Reeve back up, slinging him back into the cell wall. Reeve's been busted open pretty nasty, and this is NOT GOOD.
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Leary tosses Reeve back in, and goes up top again, this time flying off with a DARKSIDE OF THE MOONSAULT!!! Reeve rolls out of the way, and Leary crashes down. Mangler comes in as Reeve gets to his feet, and Reeve reaches out and tags him with a sucker punch. Then another. And another. 4th and a 5th puts Mangler on the mat, leaving Reeve to grin at the crowd, none of whom seem happy to see him. Reeve grins a little too long, and Leary comes up behind him and gets an ACID HIT! Reeve lands badly, and Mangler jumps on him, applying an ANKLE LOCK!!! Reeve screams in pain and Leary begins to stomp away at him. This cannot be good...Reeve's gonna fade out!!! But then...Leary stops and begins to drift out of the ring. What's this? Leary crawls out of the ring and walks to the door. Mangler glances at his partner, then apparently sees what Leary sees and releases Reeve. Mangler too leaves the ring and goes to the door.
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Near the door, in the crowd, a man holds out a bag of Doritos. Leary is visibly drooling, and Mangler has begun to shake the door. These morons!!! They've got the munchies!!! Leary and Mangler both begin to pound on the door, and the dude with the chips is only making things worse. Leary and Mangler actually bust down the door! The dude with the chips freaks as the potheads attack, snatching the bag away from him and massacring it! They're getting cheese flakes everywhere!!! AND THEN....BASS APPEARS!!! Bass flies down the ramp and attacks both men, driving them back into the cell. He miraculously gets them to the center of the ring, and....hey, there's a fly on my table! SECURITY!! Get this fly outta here!...the crowd goes OHHHHHHH! and we see Bass has RAMUDATED RECKLESS ABANDON!!! To no avail however, as they have their Anti-Ramudation shirts on. Bass gasps NO!, but Reeve is here to save the day!!! Reeve attacks, and gets a kick to the stomach from Leary as Mangler does the same to Bass. Both men deliver their signature double powerbombs, as Leary holds it and Mangler tosses Bass outside! Reeve's shoulders are down! 1! 2! 3!!!!
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Winners of the match and STILL TAG CHAMPIONS...RECKLESS ABANDON!!!!
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Backstage...The Mailman sits in a chair in his locker room. Eyes closed, head bowed, he prays. Prays that he doesn't dissapoint. Prays that he's got the strength. Prays that he delivers what every man, woman, and child in this arena knows he can. And then, he prays for saftey. He prays because he knows what a dangerous foe he has tonight. He closes by asking..."Please...have mercy on my soul. Amen." The Mailman opens his eyes and finds that he's got company in the room. Two men...Tommy St. Clair and Javex Valerius. He nods at them, and they extend their hands. "Thank you," he whispers, as he leaves the locker room.
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Backstage...Steven A. Kult sits in The Underground's locker room. In the background, Goodfella is tending his wounds, and Reckless Abandon are celebrating Vlad's Hardcore Title win. But that doesn't matter to Steven. He's already made the Underground SWEAR they would stay out of this one. There's a score to settle, something that must be determined in order for Steven to go on. He has to know that he's better than this man, HAS TO. Standing up, he grabs The Real Deal of Steel. But then, puts it down. No chair will aid him tonight. It won't be The Real Deal of Steel that beats The Mailman. It'll be The Franchise. Without a word to anyone, Steven leaves the room.
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Main Event - The Mailman versus Steven A. Kult
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Highway to Hell by AC/DC plays, and out walks Steven Kult. He stands at the top of the stage for a moment, looking around at the booing crowd. Trying to shrug it off. He cracks his knuckles and begins down the road that will lead him to destiny tonight. Tonight, he ends it. For so long, he and The Mailman have been thorns in each others side, neither willing to be the rose. Now, without The Underground, and without the chair, Steven will prove that he's the better man.
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PAINT IT BLACK....
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The Rolling Stones play and the crowd roars for THE MAIN EVENT! The Mailman appears at the top of the stage and also looks out into the crowd. These people, who for so long have cheered the Postal Sensation, changing him from a superstar to a MEGASTAR. Now...he needs them as hes never needed them before. The Mailman utters one more quick prayer...and charges down the aisle full speed ahead, never looking back, only staring at his target as he flies toward destiny. The bell rings even before he gets in the ring. <br></br>

The Mailman slides in and wastes no time, throwing a punch at The Franchise, who takes it and throws one right back. Thunderous blows rain upon the bodies of each man, until The Franchise switches it up and throws the Mailman to the ropes. The Mailman comes back with a HUGE clothesline that takes Kult down. The Mailman runs the ropes, jumping over Kult's prone form, but Kult gets back to his feet and leapfrogs The Mailman on the rebound, catching him with a hip toss on the third comearound. Mailman back to his feet in a heartbeat, and he goes right for Kult, but Kult darts around him and drops him with a KULT FOLLOWING! Mailman ain't gonna be put down that easy, however, and he pops right back up, still charging in with those big fists. <br></br>

A right fist catches Kult and staggers him, enough for The Mailman to catch him off guard with a Belly to Belly suplex. Kult flies across the ring and lands in a heap, giving Mailman enough time to recover and go to the top rope. AIR MAIL!!! The Mailman soars across the ring and plants one on Kult, then hooks his leg! 1!!!!! Kickout, but no surprise there. The Mailman pulls Kult back up to his feet, but Kult clamps on an armbar and takes The Mailman back down! Mailman rolls forward to break leverage, but Kult stands up and flips Mailman over him, onto his back. Still holding onto Mailman's arm, Kult drops a leg across his neck and then pulls on the arm, trying to wrench it out of socket. The Mailman grabs the rope to break the hold, but Kult won't let up! The ref counts, and Steven breaks it at 4 and a half, just barely escaping a DQ. The damage is done, and Mailman gets up by holding onto the ropes, clutching his arm. Steven up, and he rushes, but gets clubbed down by The Mailman's free arm. The Mailman stomps on Kult, then drops down for a cover. 1! 2! Kickout again.
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Mailman rolls off, and it's Steven who gets to his feet first, pulling the Mailman up and sending him to the corner. Steven charges and jumps up on The Mailman, wrapping his hands around the back of The Mailman's head, then leaning back and monkey tossing him out of the corner. The Mailman lands on his shoulder with a loud shout of pain. Kult follows this up by jumping up top and hitting a perfect KULT A PULT 3.7! He hooks the Mailman's leg! 1! 2! Mailman kicks out and rolls onto his stomach to prevent a second pin attempt. Steven back up, and he pulls The Mailman to his feet, but The Mailman hits him with an inside cradle! 1! 2! Kickout, and now Steven's PISSED! He stomps the Mailman out for good measure, then goes up top, flying off with a big elbow. The Mailman rolls out of the way, and Steven hits the ground hard, giving the Mailman enough time to jump on top of him with a MAILBOX!!! With the Boston Crab locked in, Steven makes for the ropes, but is dragged right back to the center of the ring. Showing his inner fortitude, Steven actually crawls right back to the ropes and grabs on. But The Mailman won't let go now! The ref counts, and The Mailman breaks it at 4.
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Back on his feet, The Mailman shouts at Steven to get on his feet and fight! Steven tries to, but The Mailman kicks out his legs every time he goes to get up. Finally, The Mailman pulls him up and whips him to the ropes, but Steven's legs give out on him on the way there and he crashes to the mat. The Mailman walks over to him and pulls him up, setting him up for a FINAL DELIVERY!!!! Steven crashes to the mat, and The Mailman covers! 1! 2! KICKOUT!!! Steven shoots his shoulder off the mat, and The Mailman grits his teeth. He pulls The Franchise back up and sets him up again, but Steven elbows his way out, busting The Mailman's nose open. With the Mailman groggy, Steven moves in for the kill! KULT KILLINGS!!! Mailman down!!! Steven down!!! The ref checks on both men and begins the count...1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! Steven stumbles to his feet in the corner and leans on the turnbuckle, just as Mailman gets to his. Seeing his adversary in the corner, Mailman charges! Steven dodges and slams the Mailman's head into the turnbuckle. Mailman stumbles out backwards, and Steven stirkes!!! SAK-FU!!!! Mailman's head bounces off the mat and Steven covers!!!!!
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KICKOUT!!!!!
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Steven covers again, but The Mailman rolls onto his side before the ref can get into place. Steven wipes some of the blood off of him and pulls The Mailman up, setting him up for THE FRANCHISE!!! Mailman reverses into a bridging Belly-to-Back suplex!!!
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KICKOUT!!!!!!
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The Mailman slumps off of Steven, gathering his strength for a final shot. Steven rolls away and staggers to his feet, limping toward The Mailman. Mailman gets up and stumbles backwards, so Steven jumps up with a clothesline, but Mailman gets his body off the ground and dropkicks him in mid-air! Steven lands badly on his ankle, and The Mailman strikes!!! SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!!!!! Steven crashes to the mat, and the Mailman covers!
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KICKOUT!!!!
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Mailman gets back to his feet and pulls Kult back up, but Steven shoots behind him. SAK FU!!! SAK FU!!!!! Mailman's back down!!! Steven covers!!!!
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Winner of the match....Steven A. Kult
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The Mailman slumps off his opponent and clutches him arm, while SAK rolls to his side, hoping that his legs will allow him to walk. The ref checks on both men and signals for paramedics to swarm down. They do, and they go for The Mailman. The Mailman shoves them away, and gets to his feet, albeit slowly. Glancing at SAK, he mutters "Goddamn" and slumps to the mat, rolling out of the ring. The paramedics continue to strap SAK to a stretcher as Mailman limps up the ramp. Mailman looks up at THE Tron, hearing the crowd chant his name. Looking back at the ring, he smiles. Then falls down on the steel, completely worn down. The paramedics rush to his aid, sttrapping him down on a stretcher as well. As the Postal Worker gets to the top of the ramp, we see a battererd arm raised high into the air from his stretcher!! The fans go absoluitley friggin CRAAAAAAAZY!!! For quite popssibly the last time ever. The paramedics even raise their arms in salute as SAK begins his wheeled journey to the hospital
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What an amazing way to end tonight's show. Join us on Thursday, live from Tokyo! Already confirmed matches!!!
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Marlboro Man versus Ultimatum
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Crimson versus Mike Johnson - IC Title - MONSTER ISLAND MATCH
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Reeve versus Javex - 2 out of 3 falls
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See you then!

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XTREME ALLIANCE      11-01-03 WRESTLING PRESENTS......
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HALLOWEEN HAVOC '03

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Violence...
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Bloodshed...
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Depravity....
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Yes, that is what it is, that's what the XAW embodies.
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Come now, ye unclean masses and be cleansed in the hardcore fires and extreme rituals that only one organization could give unto thee.
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For tonight, champions go forth to do the bloodiest of battles, and for what?
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Bragging rights?
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Pride?
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Honor?
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Nay...
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They fight for careers, and for titles that hold them above all others. Some to cement their legacies, others to forge them.
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Leave me to my thoughts...
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Enough Said...
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Believe...or be left behind...
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Welcome to my destiny...
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Pray...
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May God Have Mercy on Our Souls...
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Havoc is upon us.

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Pyro falls from the rafters, exploding on contact with our stage, and the lights go haywire, welcoming our screaming crowd to HALLOWEEN HAVOC!!!!! Welcome everyone, this is the AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-Bob, the voice of the XAW, and we've got a night of thrills and chills for everyone tonight! The entire roster is in the spookiest of spirits, all dressed up and ready to go! And what a night we've got for you tonight! We've got THREE, count 'em THREE matches taking place not within the arena! All titles are on the line tonight! We've got Marco Manners defending his Heavyweight Title against Ultimatum! We've got Sugar Stevens defending his Cruiserweight Title against Johnny Killa! And so much more! All your favorite superstars are in action tonight, including Vlad, THE Drama, Steven Kult, and Reckless Abandon! Let's kick this thing off right! We're goin' ringside!!!!!
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"THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS A TABLES ELIMINATION MATCH, AND IS FOR THE DIVAS TITLE!!!!" The crowd responds appropriately to that...guys cheering because of the T&A, girls cheering because the hotties are about to be put through some tables! YEAH!
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Lana/Tara/Claudia/PRG - Diva's Title - Elimination Tables
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"Punk Rock Girl" by the Dead Milkmen begins to play and here comes Punk Rock Girl!!!!!! She screams at the top of stage "PUNKS NOT DEAD!" and I, for one, believe her. Punk Rock Girl is costumed in a Hawaiian Hula-Dancer costume, and I gotta say, this is a side of PRG most of us have never seen before. It's oddly...feminine. Grass skirt swaying, coconut bra barely staying on, PRG catches a skateboard thrown on stage by YOUR RESIDENT TECHIE and rolls down to ring side, jumping up and grinding on the crowd barrier and actually managing to land in the rang. Tony Hawk she ain't, but she could pass for Elissa Streamer!
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"Fate, it seems, has a sense of humor...", quips Claudia as the lights begin to alternate between purple and BLOOD RED and "Haunted" by Evanesence plays. Claudia appears on the stage, storming to the center of it before stopping to glare at the crowd. Claudia is decked out in the standard French Maid uniform, slightly modified for that streetwalker look. She's even got a feather duster! And even I, the almighty A-Bob, am at a loss for words. Claudia stalks down the ramp and enters the ring, taking a corner next to her Underground acomplice.
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Electirc pink static fills THE TRON, and electric pink lighting fills The Arena, causing the crowd to go BUCK-FREAKIN-WILD for THE Lana! The sounds of Elton John's "The B!tch is Back" fill the arena, and here comes the Naughty Nurse! Surprisingly, not in a nurse's costume! Nope, Lana is in Rageddy Ann garb tonight, complete with the reddest, most mop lookin' wig I've ever seen. Lana smiles at the crowd and waves, then charges into the ring. 
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"Bring Me To Life" by Evanesence begins to play, and ladies and gentlemen, yes, SHE IS THAT EXTREME! The crowd is fully fired up as Tara Rysing walks out, wearing the bestest bunny suit EVER! Easter Bunny, eat your heart out. Wonder if she's telegraphing something here. Might she be getting ready to become a bunny of another kind? We can only hope! The Diva's champion poses on the stage long enough to give at least seven crowd members heart failure, then charges the ring, ensuring that all three of her opponents will get the drop on her. 
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And there's the bell! Indeed, all of her opponents immediately rush her and get the immediate upper hand on the champion, bringing her to her feet and tossing her into a corner. PRG rushes her first, taking to the air with a flying splash, but Lana grabs PRG's legs and brings her down to earth, FAST. Lana then charges the cornered Tara, but she gets NAILED with a sick clothesline from Claudia. Claudia herself turns her attention to Tara, who bursts out of the corner and SPEARS Claudia! Claudia flies out of the ring and lands on her feet, cursing so loudly that the PTC is sure to be on us at any second. Immiediately, Claudia starts searching under the ring and she gathers up about 7 tables in her hands and tosses them into the ring, showing off her very unfeminine strength. PRG is the first to pick a table up, and she actually rolls out of the ring with it, propping it up against the ring. As Lana and Tara brawl, PRG grabs her skateboard from under the ring and cuts loose! She races toward the table and ramps up it, into the ring, just as Lana shoves Tara down. PRG takes the opportunity and lets loose with a RIOT GIRL!!!!!! She dropkicks the skateboard into Lana's head, disorienting her. PRG lands on her feet in front of Lana and commences to drop her with a BEAT THE BRAT Single Arm DDT!!! Lana's head nails the mat HARD, and she's out cold. PRG stands up, clapping with joy, but she gets twirled around, and kicked in the gut by Tara. Tara sets her up and places her over one shoulder, then runs toward the ropes and PUMPHANDLE SLAMS her through the table she set up earlier! Punk Rock Girl - Eliminated!!!!!!
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Tara turns around and walks right into a kick to the gut from Claudia. Claudia grabs her from and sets her up for the BLOOD GODDESS, extending her free arm and baring her teeth for the benefit of those with flash photography. She turns to deliver the move, but Tara shoves her forward and Claudia runs into a gut kick from Lana, which quickly turns into a HOT MOLTEN LANA!!!!! Claudia's down, in the center of the ring, and her opponents quickly go to opposite corners. Claudia levitates to her feet, eyes rolling to the back of her head, which explains why she doesn't notice when both women rush out of the corner and go for her. DOUBLE SPEAR, FROM EITHER SIDE!!!! Claudia crumples to the mat, and Tara and Lana are left to go at it again! A pair of knife edge chops from Lana takes Tara backwards, and Lana gives Tara a good kick, then sets her up for a LANA-BOMB!!! Tara ain't havin nones of that, and she gets out of that jam quickly, then turns Lana around, gives HER a nice kick and delivers a WICKED powerbomb to the outside! Lana lands on a table, cracking it, but not breaking it. Tara goes up top to finish her off, but Lana rolls off before Tara can fly away. Tara jumps down from the turnbuckle and finds herself getting a face full of dropkick from Claudia. Tara stumbles back as Lana slides into the ring with the cracked table and THROWS it in Claudia's direction. Claudia turns around and PUNCHES the table with such force that the table explodes into little wooden bits! The ref calls for the elimination bell! And according to him, Claudia just put herself through a table! Claudia - eliminated!!!!
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Claudia wastes no time in getting PISSED, and she grabs the ref by the collar and FLINGS HIM into the crowd...and not just into the front rows. Nope, he's gone nose bleed section. Yeah, he dead. Claudia stalks out of the ring as Lana rushes toward Tara with another SPEARDED CLAM, but Tara kicks her in the mush, halting her and getting her into a standing position, then hops up on her and hits a TARA BOMB!!!! Lana down, and Tara goes outside to set up a table! She pops that thing into place then slides back in, picking up a woozy Lana. Lana, however, still has some fight in her, and she quickly nails Lana with a CAMEL TOE!!!!! Huh...that sounded a lot better in my head than it did out in the open. Anyway, Lana picks Tara back up and sets her up on her shoulders again, walking toward the table set up on the outside. And wouldn't you know it, MONIQUE shoots out from the crowd, where apparently she passed unnoticed in her Catholic School Girl costume...yeah, I got alot to teach her, heh heh. ANYWAY, she runs into the ring and yanks Tara off Lana's shoulders, shoving Lana over the top rope, where she nails the table and goes through it! LANA- ELIMINATED!!!
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Winner of the match, and STILL Diva's Champion - Tara Rysing!!!
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Tara looks confused as Monique simply winks at her and rolls out of the ring, casually walking past Lana, still in the remains of the table.
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Backstage...President Tony Stark is going over some paperwork in his office. Does he ever go anywhere besides his office or the ring? In his hands, he holds reports concerning last week's Thrashing on D-TV. He seems to like what he sees...no, he seems to LOVE what he sees. So much so that he bursts from his feet and addresses the camera. "Before our next match, I'd like to address THE Drama, number one contender for the IC Title, and creator of D-TV. Drama....YOU'VE GOT A DEAL! After the broadcast of Thrashing, we have decided to award you the exclusive contract for Thursday Night Thrashing on D-TV, to be renewed on a show by show basis. However, at this time, we are unable to contract out Slaughter, as our current provider has us locked up in a contract until the end of the year. At that time, however, if you've done well with Thrashing, we will award D-TV exclusive rights to our non-Pay Per View shows. I'll fax the neccessary paperwork to your assistant on Monday morning." Stark's smile grows even wider. "NOW!!!!! WE TAKE YOU LIVE TO THE ST. LOUIS GATEWAY ARCH FOR THE INTRACONTINENTAL TITLE MATCH!!!!!!!" The crowd goes absolutely crazy as Stark statics out, and we're taken to Drama and Johnson.
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THE Drama versus Mike Johnson - IC Title - Strap match
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In what is quickly becoming a Halloween Havoc tradition, we've got a match where somebody has to be thrown off something high. Remember last year? Leary and Javex? Well, this year, the Arch is the place, and the rules are pretty straight forward. Johnson and Drama are strapped together by a strip of leather. One of them has to be dangled from the arch for at least one minute. The other has to keep from falling off while maintaining their own balance. That's it. Aside from that, there are no rules. But if anyone's ever been to the Gateway Arch, they know that while you may have room to stand up there, THERE'S NOT MUCH AFTER THAT! So if this ends up looking like one of those old 2D fighting games...well, it will. Just don't try this at home.
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Okay, the combatants are up there already! No music, of course, so let 'em loose! THE Drama and Mike Johnson both stand tall, despite a good sized breeze coming in from the west. Drama sports a Rageddy Andy costume, while Mike Johnson is dressed as...raYne? Ugh...Drama, unsurprisingly, is the first agressor, advancing on his opponent. Drama takes ONE STEP before Johnson yanks on the strap and causes Drama to stumble forward precariously. Johnson tags Drama on the chin with an UGLY uppercut, then a quick elbow to the gut. Drama bends over, the breath knocked out of him, and Johnson grabs his face and shoves him forward! Drama pitches wildly toward the edge, but stops himself by grabbing the strap and picking up the slack. Johnson is forced to put is own weight into it in order to stop Drama and him both from going over. Drama rights himself and quickly releases the strap, while Johnson is still weighting it, and now it's Johnson's turn to fly toward the edge. Drama charges at him and whips the strap around his feet, pulling and tripping him. Johnson tumbles off the edge, but grabs it with both hands. That doesn't count, so the ref (in a helicopter above the arch) doesn't begin to count. 
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Drama takes the initiative and crawls over to Johnson, trying to pick apart his fingers so that he falls. Johnson releases one hand grip and grabs a handful of Drama's hair instead. Drama screeches in pain and crawls back to the center, dragging Johnson with him. Drama up, in some serious pain, Johnson up, and he blows away some of Drama's hair. He runs at Drama, who quickly picks him up on his shoulders for a STANDING OVATION! But Johnson wriggles away, he ain't havin that today. Johnson behind Drama, and he rolls him up and pitches him off the edge of the Arch! Drama misses his hand holds and the countdown is on! He flies off and reaches the end of his slack, and Johnson's gotta will himself to stay on! He walks backwards, holding the strap, unwittingly dragging Drama back to the top. Drama reaches out and grabs on, and Mike Johnson falls backwards this time. Again, he grabs on to the arch and muscles his way back up! But Drama's right there! Johnson gets a kick to the gut, and STOCKS AND BOMBS!!! Denied!!!!! As Johnson whips out his rarely seen hurricanrana counter! Drama flies off the edge AGAIN, the strap looping around his neck and chest! The slack dissapears and Drama's dangling again! The countdown commences....and Johnson struggles to find a way to do this...he backs up once more, trying to find a happy medium so as not to bring Drama back up on top. However, he slips! And flies toward the edge! Johnson too disappears over the edge at the 40 second mark, but he grabs on to the edge! He just has to hold on for 20 more seconds! Dangling below him, Drama is trying to climb up the strap, but Johnson kicks him back down! Drama falls, but the snap causes Johnson's fingers to slip even more! 7! 6! 5! 4! 3! 2! 1! JOHNSON DOES IT!!! And at that exact moment, his fingers slip and they both fall from the arch! But don't worry folks...we've got crew down there with jump padding. Come on...we expect things like this.
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Winner of the match and STILL IC Champion....Mike "The Man" Johnson!!!!
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Back at the arena..."In The End" by Linkin Park plays, and the crowd roars for our beloved President Tony Stark. Stark marches to the top of the stage, but no further, and he waits for the crowd to die down before addressing them. "Ladies and Gentlemen," he begins, "As you've no doubt been seeing lately, the XAW has been branching out lately, been expanding our business, and growing by leaps and bounds. As such, I have been very stressed lately, and for that...I apologize. HOWEVER, to address this situation, I have come to the conclusion that one man alone cannot run this place. So I've hired a 2nd in command, a commissioner if you will. Now...while deciding whom to hire, many names ran through my mind. The person chosen should be in touch with the crowd...so do I choose Javex Valerius? THE Drama?" The crowd cheers, but Stark continues "No. It would not serve to have an active member of the roster in administation. So I thought farther along, to those retired, or injured. Perhaps The Mailman? Tommy St. Clair?" Again, the crowd cheers, but Stark shakes his head no. "And then I thought...that wouldn't be right, because eventually they'd want back in the ring. So I thought farther back...what about those who've dealt with this type of thing before? What about members of the XWO? Draven? President Prime Ribb?" The crowd waits tensely, but Stark chuckles and continues. "No. So who then? Who on earth could handle this sort of thing? And then it hit me...so to you, I present, the new XAW Commissioner.......
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G.Q. STYLES!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"Back in Black" plays, and out walks, MY GOD I DON'T BELIEVE IT. It IS actually GQ!!! The crowd IMMEDIATELY turns on Stark who shakes hands with GQ (!) and then the two walk backstage. What the HELL brought this on? Ugh...well, on to our next match.
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Steven A. Kult versus Scarface - TV Title - Barbed Wire Cage match
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"Highway to Hell" by AC/DC begins to play, and here comes that scum of a man, Steven A. Kult, the Champion of Chairshots (sans chair! Ha! I'm witty!), The Purebred Psychopath, but above all other monkiers, he is THE FRANCHISE. Steven's got his faceguard on, still carrying some bloodstains from his last match, and he is not a happy camper tonight, folks. However, he is dressed like a hobo tonight. He's even got some ashes on his face. Nice touch, Steven! Alright, for those who don't know what a Barbed wire cage match is, this is how we do it in XAW. Four trash cans full of hardcore goodies are tied to the inside of each of the turnbuckles. And the cage itself is in the normal steel cage style, save that it's got a roof, and it's made completely of sharp barbed wire. Only pinfall or submission wins the match. Forget getting out of the cage. This cage is meant to keep you in. And we mean it! 
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"Only The Strong Survive" by Flaw plays, and the Television Champion, Lost Boy Scarface walks out to a nice ovation! Scarface has got his game face on tonight! And an Al Capone costume...which looks like his normal clothes, actually. Mike Johnson tonight has shown that he belongs among the elite of XAW. Now it's Scarface's turn, and he's got the perfect opportunity. Steven Kult is bloodthirsty animal, but if Scarface can outshine him, then The Lost Boys may indeed be one step closer to being a dominant stable in XAW.
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Now, Scarface enters the ring, after handing his belt to YOUR RESIDENT TECHIE. And the cage is released from it's hooks above the ring, and it crashes down around the ring, locking into place immediately! The game is on! Scarface springs into action, taking to the air with a flying forearm that gets sidestepped. Steven actually plucks Scarface out of the air and slams him into the side of the cage. Scarface slips down the side, but Steven is MAD AS HELL, so he slams his foot into the back of Scarface's head and shoves Scary's face farther into the barbed wire. A close up shows that barbed wire is actually digging through Scarface's eyelid! This is already ugly! Record time, too. Satisfied that his opponent is suitably messed up, Steven goes goodie hunting in the trash cans, and comes up with a monkey wrench. This he takes to Scarface's right ankle, bringing it down with a satisfying CRUNCH. Scarface screams in pain and extracts his face from the barbed wire, clutching his ankle. Steven takes the opportunity and slams down the wrench on Al Capone's wrists, assuredly breaking at least one. 
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Scarface is in bad condtion here, and Steven lifts him up and whips him to the ropes. Scarface doesn't even make it to the ropes before his ankle gives out and he collapses. Always clever, Steven goes up to the top, poses, then hits a Kult-A-Pult version 3.7!!!! He nails Scarface hard and covers! 1! 2! Steven pulls Scarface's shoulder up, shaking his head no. Goddammit, Franchise! Scarface is picked up and whipped to the corner, where he slams chest first into a trash can and stumbles backwards. Steven grabs him from behind, hooks his arms, and...SAK-FU!!!!!! Scarface down again, and Steven covers. 1! 2! Once again, Steven pulls his shoulder up. JUST END IT, DAMN YOU! Scarface is again picked up, and Steven sets him up for a Full Nelson Slam. Scarface is lifted up, but he curls his legs around Steven and rolls him up for a pin! 1! Kickout, and Steven's back up, full of piss and vinegar! He goes for the injured mobster, but Scarface surprises him with a clothesline...FROM HELL!!!!!! Steven slams onto his back and Scarface weakly gets his arm over Steven. 1! Kickout.
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Steven back up, pulling Scarface up, and he gets a kick to the gut to for his troubles. Scarface sets him up, then lifts his fists to the heavens, begging for the strength to get just this one move! Even if the heavens don't respond, the crowd does, chantin "LB4 LIFE!". Scarface whispers "Thank you" and lifts Steven over his head!!! And runs toward the cage wall for a BLACK HAND!!! Steven wriggles off, turns around and SHOVES Scarface right into the cage wall, then pulls him off, gives him a kick of his own, and delivers a FRANCHISE!!!! Cradle Squardriver that puts Scarface back down, and Steven hooks the leg for a cover! 1!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!
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Winner of the match, and NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION....STEVEN A. KULT!!!!!!!
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Alright, Ladies and Gentlemen, our next match is something that's been brewing for a long time now. Not neccesarily between these two competitors, but overall. Since roughly one month ago, Reeve Gordon has been suspended from Xtreme Alliance Wrestling, with the simplest of stipulations to fufill should he want his job back; he has to beg. Not wanting to fufill those stipulations, Reeve has been out of active competition until this night. Stark has offered Reeve another chance, this time all he has to do is beat Chris Chancy, a rising star. The added stipulation? It's a graveyard match. Now...let's head to the graveyard.
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Reeve Gordon versus Chris Chancy
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The graveyard is home to many a XAW performer of the darker type. As the camera prowls, we catch a glimpse of Xombie wandering around. And as we get closer to the burial plots, we find Mystic, dressed as...Mystic, hanging around...wait...next to him is Chris Chancy, dressed up as the Grim Reaper! That little bastard brought back up! Reeve stands across from him, dressed up as...himself? That's two people who haven't dressed up today! Between them, a ref stands, explaining the rules. "Okay," he says, "As you know, the objective is to toss your opponent in the open grave! However, there are two open graves...Reeve, you must throw Chancy in the one all the way across from us, about 100 yards away. It's marked "A promising career". Now Chancy, Mr. Stark has ordered you to throw Mr. Gordon into this grave right here." The ref points to an open grave not more than 5 feet away from Reeve. "The one marked Alexis. Go!" Chancy rushes Reeve, who is caught off guard, and slams him to the ground with a quick kick to the back of the knees. Chancy performs a jumping knee drop on his downed opponent, then grabs him by the leg and drags him all five feet to the grave. He prepares to toss him in, but Reeve barely escapes, turns Chancy around and performs a SHUFFLE SIDEKICK! Chancy flies into the grave, but the ref is saying NO GOOD! 
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Chancy climbs out, and Reeve is all over him, setting him up for a POWERBOMB!!! Chancy BACKBODY DROPS REEVE INTO THE GRAVE!!!!! IT'S OVER!!! IT'S...WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!! Reeve Gordon, dressed in L.A. Lakers garb, rushes onto the scene with a baseball bat and whacks Chancy upside the head! So who the hell is in the grave? Out of the grave comes Reeve, who lifts up ...a MASK? To reveal...BRAK?! Brak then lifts up that mask, to reveal that it's Bass Monsoon. Sneaky little devils, aren't they? Mystic ain't having any of this, and he chases Bass Monsoon out of the graveyard. Meanwhile, Chancy has been busted wide open, and The Real Reeve is letting him have it! One punch, two punch, three punch, four. One more punch, and Chancy's on the floor. Reeve smiles at no one in particular, proud of his accomplishments, then picks Chancy back up. Chancy responds by tossing a handful of graveyard ground at Reeve's face. Reeve chokes and gags on the putrid earth, and Chancy takes it to him with a T-BONE SUPLEX that sends Reeve flying back toward Alexis' grave. Reeve doesn't go in, and he scrambles away, right into a kick from Chancy! Reeve catches Chancy's foot, whirls him around, and grabs him, clapsing his hands around Chancy's underarm and neck, then dropping him backwards. 
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Chancy hits the ground in a cloud of dust, and Reeve waves away the clouds before picking Chancy back up. Chancy pops him one good, but Reeve absorbs it and fires back. The two trade punches for a moment before Reeve gets the upper hand again, and grabs him by the wrist, whips him, and sets him up for a CUTTING ROOM FLOOR!!! Chancy slips out of his hands, gets two hands on his shoulders and brings him down on his back, then floats over him and begins punching Reeve in the face. Reeve blocks as best he can, and Chancy picks him back up and sets him up for a BLUE BLOOD Pedigree! Nothin' doin, as Reeve backdrops Chancy over him. Chancy back up, and Reeve's gonna try again, whipping him, and setting him up for a CUTTING ROOM FLOOR! Denied again, as Chancy gets off and dropkicks Reeve in the back! Reeve stumbles forward...and FALLS RIGHT IN THE OPEN GRAVE!!! He lands on his feet and FREAKS OUT as he realizes what has just happened! The ref raises Chancy's hand in victory!
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Winner of the match....Chris Chancy!
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Reeve looks at the ground in front of him, breathing hard, eyes wide. It can't be over...there must be another way. A hand reaches down for him, and Reeve takes it, not bothering to look up. He's helped out of the grave, and mutters "Thanks, Bass." A voice responds, "Nope, not Bass." Reeve looks up, and finds himself staring at GQ STYLES? GQ smiles and offers his hand, which Reeve takes suspiciously. "Welcome back to the XAW" says GQ. "But...I lost." says Reeve. "Yeah, I know...but I made a deal with Stark before your match. If you lost, you could be reinstated, but with one stipulation." GQ straightens his coat. "I am the new leader of The Industry. As long as you are in XAW, you are under my direct command. Got it?" Styles brushes some dust off of Reeve's shoulder and pats him on the back. "Welcome home, kid."
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Ultimatum versus Marco Manners - World Heavyweight Title
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The lights go black, and the crowd immediately comes to their feet, awaiting Ultimatum. And they are not dissapointed, as the words ring out over the PA.
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, WHAAAAAT A RUSH!!!!!!!!!

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"Iron Man" by Black Sabbath plays, and out walks Ultimatum! Wearing black shoulder pads with silver spikes, and face paint to match! He stands at the top of the stage and raises one arm, with an armband that reads "Micheal 'Hawk' Hegstrand - 1957-2003" The crowd goes absolutely INSANE!!!!! What a tribute!!! Ultimatum stalks down to the ring in a manner that marks him a Road Warior fan, and the crowd is eating it up! He gets in the ring and jumps on a turnbuckle, flexing his biceps.
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"No More Mr. Nice Guy" by Pat Boone plays, and out walks Marco Manners, sans book, sans Monkey, but with title around waist. Oh, and did we mention the Martha Stewart costume? This guy just gets weirder and weirder every day. Marco glides to the ring and places his title on the steps, ordering YOUR RESIDENT TECHIE not to touch it. Because it'll be in Marco possession after the match anyway, why should anyone else touch it? Marco climbs in the ring and...calls for the bell? The ref shrugs...what does he care?
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Moron. We should really fire that guy. Ultimatum advances on Marco, who stands in the corner showing no fear. Marco then bursts out of the corner and slams his knee into Ultimatum's stomach. Ultimatum bends down, and Marco slams both knees into Ultimatum's face. Ultimatum down, Marco covers! 1! Kickout. Marco shoves Ultimatum's shoulders back down, and covers again! 1! Kickout. Ultimatum struggles to get back to his feet, but Marco pulls him down AGAIN! 1! 2! KICKOUT, with force this time, as Ultimatum shoves Marco into the air. Marco flies over the bottom rope and lands on the apron. Ultimatum up, and Marco grabs his head and drops down to the floor, guilotening Ultimatum's head. Ultimatum gasps for air, and Marco grabs his legs and brings the bigger man down, dragging him over the corner and wrapping his legs around the post in a figure four leg lock! Ultimatum screams in pain as the ref counts Marco out! 4! 5! 6! 7! Marco releases the hold and scrambles back into the ring by 9.
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Ultimatum hobbles to his feet, and Marco drops him with a well placed elbow to the collar. Ultimatum gets back up, but he's got to use the turnbuckle to do it. Marco crunches him into the corner, then hooks his leg up and delivers a PERFECTPLEX! Ultimatum kicks out before one, and Marco rethinks his strategy. Marco up, pulling Ultimatum up, and Ultimatum GOOZLES Marco! Marco kicks out his leg, however, and Ultimatum hobbles away. Marco follows, shoving him into a corner, then lifting him onto the turnbuckle. Marco follows him up and suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuperplexes him off! Ultimatum spins in mid air and ends up on top of Marco! Cover! 1! 2! Kickout. Ultimatum struggles up to his feet, quick enough that he has to pick Marco up! Marco slaps him in the face to knock him off balance and sends him running for the ropes. 
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Marco goes for a backbody drop, but Ultimatum leaps over him, hits the other side, runs back, and NAILS Marco with a ZIPLINE!!!! Marco flips in midair and hits the mat, and Ultimatum's gonna finish him off! Ultimatum picks Marco up and sends him into the corner. Ultimatum rushes, but Marco gets his foot up and Ultimatum eats boot. Ultimatum hits the ground, and Marco goes to the second turnbuckle, flying off with an double elbow drop. Ultimatum down, and Marco goes back up top to finish him off! Ultimatum leaps up and nails Marco in the face, then sprints up the turnbuckle and grabs Marco with both hands by the throat! DAAAAAAAAAAAAMNATION!!!! Marco slams the back of his head on the mat in the center of the ring, and Ultimatum hooks BOTH LEGS FOR THE COVER!!!!! 1!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! HE'S DONE IT!!!!! HE'S DONE IT!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!
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Winner of the match, and NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...ULTIMATUM!!!!!!
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He's done it! Ultimatum has BY GOD DONE IT!!!! A NEW ERA HAS ARRIVED FOR XTREME ALLIANCE WRESTLING!!!!! Meanwhile, backstage...Crimson is running around with a pack of matches!!!!!! Running for his life from him is Kidd X!!! Crimson shouts "COME HERE YOU LITTLE SNOT!" Running right behind Crimson is Sukie, dressed up as a samurai! And right behind Sukie, is Goodfella, dressed as Julius Caesar. Both are shouting for Crimson to stop! Kidd X must survive! He cleans up all the blood! Crimson charges after him, passing the talent door where Bass Monsoon is walking in. Bass stumbles in, and Crimson halts, turns around, and throws the matches at him, igniting him on contact!!! Bass screams in pain as Sukie and Goodfella run past him, trying to catch Crimson. YOUR RESIDENT TECHIE comes to his rescue, putting the fire out, then calmly walking away as Bass whimpers "Help...need...help..."
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Well, let's go live to the place where Bass is soon gonna be! The Emergency Room!
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Javex Valerius versus Vlad - Hardcore Title - Emergency Room match
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Vlad, dressed as Indiana Jones, is stalking down a hospital corridor, whip in hand. He pushes himself up against a wall and peeks around the corner, confirming that Javex isn't there. Satisfied, he continues his path, not noticing as a ninja in white drops down from the ceiling behind him and sneaks up on him. Vlad, however, whirls around and cracks the whip, taking the mask off the face of the ninja, revealing Javex! Javex springs into action, jumping at Vlad with a high elbow that smacks him across the forehead. Vlad stumbles into the nurses station, and Javex attacks him with some file folders off the desk. Vlad snatches them out of his hand, but Javex goes low and tackles Vlad up and over a desk. Vlad spills into the waiting room and Javex jumps on the desk and flies off with a SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!! Vlad rolls away and Javex eats linoleum. 
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Vlad up, and he picks Javex up and tosses him through the doors of the operating room. Nurses flee in terror as Vlad storms through the doors, breaking them down. Javex kippups and clocks Vlad with a bedpan, then drops it in disgust as Vlad stumbles back out of the OR. Javex gives chase, holding an IV podium as a weapon. He nails Vlad across the face with it, then jabs it into his gut. Vlad bends down and Javex drops the weapon, running to and leaping over Vlad for a sunset flip. Vlad flips backwards and nails the back of his head on a coffee table! Shoulders down! 1! 2! Vlad kicks out, boxing Javex's ears with his feet. Javex rolls out, but presses forward again, and Vlad catches him and POWERSLAMS him through the glass coffee table. Vlad gets on a chair and goes for a FLY BY NIGHT!!!!! Javex rolls out of the way and Vlad lands in the ruins of the coffee table, with a back full of glass shards. Javex up, and he shouts for Vlad to get to his feet!!!! 
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Vlad up, and Javex with a GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!! GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!!! GLORIA POR DOLOR!!! CAUGHT!!! Vlad catches Javex's leg and with one fluid motion, tosses him overhead and through a WINDOW!!!! Javex lands in a patient's room, and here comes Vlad, clipboard in hand!!!! Javex dives back through the window, leaving a chunk of arm flesh on the window sill. He runs down the hall toward the employee lounge, Vlad in hot pursuit. Javex makes it in first, waits for Vlad to get close, then slams the door on his face, breaking Vlad's nose. Vlad howls in fury and breaks down the door, only to get BLASTED with The Real Deal Of Steel! Javex has got it!!!!!1 Vlad tumbles back into the hallways and tries to scurry away from Javex, who brings down the chair on Vlad's head! Vlad goes down, and Javex covers!!!! 1! 2! Kickout. Javex up, pulling Vlad to his feet, and Vlad kicks the chair out of Javex's hand! Javex goes to recover it, and Vlad scrambles away yet again. Where's he going! Back to the OR it seems.
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Javex bursts into the OR, screaming for Vlad to show himself! Vlad does do, his whip screaming through the air and latching itself around Javex's throat! Javex goes down, and Vlad drags him to him, pulling him up and delivering an IMPALER!!!!! COVER!!!!! 1!!!!!!! 2!!!!!! Kickout, but it seems like Vlad was expecting that! Vlad pulls Javex up and sets him up for a second one, but Javex ain't havin' it! He delievers a SICK Northern Lights Suplex onto the bed. Vlad slumps off of it and Javex drags himself over, leaving bloodstains on the floor. 1! 2! Kickout. Javex up, Vlad up, and Vlad's got his whip again. He comes up behind Javex and strangles him with it, going to choke the LIFE out of him!!! Javex snags The Real Deal of Steel with his foot and brings it up to him, smashing it into Vlad's face! Vlad just tightens the grip as Javex brings the chair onto him over and over again. Javex and Vlad both slump to the floor, Javex's face turning purple as his shots get weaker. Vlad, blood pouring down his face, nose obviously broken, and possibly an eye socket, still holds on, but barely. FInally, Javex passes out, and Vlad passes out on top of him. 1! 2! 3! It's over...thank God, it's over.
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Winner of the match, and STILL Hardcore Champion....Vlad!!!!!!
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DAMN that was brutal. You gotta wonder if Vlad is rethinking this whole Hardcore business after that. This may just be A-Bob's opinion folks, but those Hardcore guys really shorten their careers by doing stuff like that. And frankly, I just don't know if it's worth it. Javex has been injured multiple times over, and I wouldn't be surprised if Vlad didn't sustain some serious injury there. Javex will be walking tommorrow, but one has to wonder if he wasn't the real winner here tonight.
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On with the show...
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Cameras find The Tag Team Champions outside the arena, where for tonights show, Lucy has been erected next to the building. The Champs are just now exiting the elevator from a trip to the top. The door opens and smoke BILLOWS out. Our champs appear throught he haze…but are their eyes even open?? Your Resident Techie runs up and says, "You two stoners are up next…get to the ring!" Reckless Abandon look at each other and make the exchange, "Dude." "Sweet." And stumble off towards the ring…
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Reckless Abandon v. John Deere and New Jimmy (Tag Titles)
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The Champs arrive to of course….massive boo's from the audience. After the smoke and pyro out they come, costumes and all. Out first is Captain Morgan?? The little guy steps out onto the ramp, dressed completeley as a Catholic Altar Boy. Followed quickly by Leary…dressed of course as a Catholic priest. This aint the end of it folks….ALL the way to the ring….Leary "touches" little Morgan's….little morgans. The crowd goes hysterical throwing trash and the like . Then mangler appears…well a bunch of Asian guys appear. Then we see mangler in the midst of them all. And how come they are wearing facemasks?? Mangler holds a small sing on his chest that reads:SARS. He gets to the ring, and all the poor asian guys just drop to the floor. Apparently SARS has claimed a few more victims. Yeah, who writes this crap??
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"Halo" by soil begins…and out comes John Deere, ridin that tractor of his all the way to the ring. Well not quite ALL the way. Who let this guy behind the wheel?? And look who he's dressed as!!! Trashy Eddie White!! Jug o' moonshine and all! It sloshes some on the fans as the tractor swerves out of control on the ramp!
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CRASH!
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SMASH!
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Deere has just run the thing right into the ringpost! Smoke is spilling from the engine and Deere is stumbling around trying to get in the ring. Reckless Abandon pull him inside and Begin the beatdown!! Deere isnt putting up much of a fight in this drunken stupor….then…Sadistic Euphoria!!! Mangler hits his Finishing Powerbomb as Leary lands solidly with a Jefferson Airplane!! Leary makes the quick cover and the ref counts!!!
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The Champs win!! But why does leary look  so scared? The hippie points over his partner's shoulder and screams, "New Jimmy!!" Mangler turns…and ducks!! Then spins and falls to the mat!! He takes a few stomps from….something…I guess. Then new Jimmy turns his sights on Leary! The hippie hops up. Why?? None of us know…but he does. He sprints forward and the stoned little b@stard actaully takes a hit from the imaginary man! Clothesline?? Maybe?? Without an ACTUAL opponent I cant call the moves!! C'mon…these guys have REALLY have to sober up. Mangler grabs his snapping turtle bat from under the ring and swings a fgew times as if he's chasing something off. Satisfied that New Jimmy isn't returning…Mangler goes to Leary. 
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The hippie stands up then his eyes go wide again. Mangler…assuming it must be new Jimmy again…spins…and goes STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!!! Mangler drops in a heep. Leary starts to back off. He knows this man and he knows him well. Lessons by Primer 55 begins screaming over the announce system! GHOSTRIDER IS HERE!!!! Leary backs up a few more feet, cracks that Leary smile….and charges. Ghostie sidesteps, cracks a smile of his own…and sends Leary STRAIGHT TO HELL!!! The hippie is down. Mangler is down!! 
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Ghostie walks over to Deere. He begins to revive the guy. And at this moment…we ALL realize where we know Ghostrider from. Not only the XWO….but this….WAS Marlboro Man!! Or Marlboro Man WAS Ghostie….either way….Deere is FREAKED!!! He backs off not even being able to get to his feet. Finally tumbling out of the ring. He groggily gets to his feet and streaks up the ramp and tpo the back. All the while yelling, "Yoush cansh be Jimmy. I gosh new jimmy nowsh." And other such jibberish. Ghostrider looks down at the fallen tag champions, and exits the ring. He hops the barricade and moves down a darkened tunnel. The sounds of a motorcylce are heard, and all we're left with is the image of a flaming skull on the TitanTron.
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Winners of the match and still tag team champions………….Reckless Abandon!!!!!  
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Backstage, in Tony Stark's office, Tony Stark is glaring at Commisioner GQ Styles with such intensity that he may burn a hole in his skull. "What...the hell was that about? We NEVER talked about Reeve coming in. You asked if you could have The Industry, and I said yes. I never mentioned anything about Reeve back on my shows. I don't want him." Styles shakes his head and holds up a contract for Stark to read. "Trust me, Tony...this will work out. Think about it...notice anything...interesting...interesting about Reeve's contract." Stark is about to continue yelling, but he notices the contract and snatches it from Styles hand. He looks over it, then begins to chuckle. "Well," he laughs, "This may do nicely after all..."
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Johnny Killa versus Sugar Stevens - World Cruiserweight Title

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Cunning/Clever/Genius
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These three words don't do justice to the man behind The Brain Trust. "I control, I fly" by Monster Magnet begins to play as the arena goes GREEN and the Phreak Phans go Phreakin Nuts!!!!! Johnny Killa arrives on the top of the stage, decked out as Snake Eyes (you know...G.I.Joe? YOU KNOW IT) and Ladies and Gentlemen, it's MAIN EVENT TIME!!!!!!! Johnny struts down to ringside, much to the delight of his ever adoring fans, who fawn over the man as if he was God himself. Which he is. Read Johnny Killa's autobiography, "God Himself" out on bookstore shelves everywhere November 21st!!!
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WELCOME TO MY...EERRT!!! 
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The record scratches and instead, we here an immortal voice singing immortal words. 
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A ONE FOR THE MONEY
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A TWO FOR THE SHOW
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A THREE TO GET READY
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NOW GO CAT, GO... 
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The crowd erupts as Elvis "Sugar" Stevens appears on the stage, serenaded by the KING OF ROCK AND ROLL! On the PA, anyway. Sugar, decked out in the full white jumpsuit, boogie-oogies his way down to the ring, tossing his World Cruiserweight Title to YOUR RESIDENT TECHIE!!!!! He scoots into the ring and NAILS Johnny with the grooviest cheap shot ever! YEAH BABY! RING THAT BELL!!!!
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Sugar starts off HARDCORE, nailing Johnny with a few elbows to the face that scoot him into the corner. Sugar grabs Johnny's wrist to whip him out, but he reverses his own whip and sends Johnny back into the corner chest first. Johnny stumbles out and Stevens wraps him into a RESTLESS DREAMS Sleeper Hold. Johnny drops and Steven's chin collides with his shoulder for a STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER!!!! Johnny up, wraps his arms around Steven's waist and gets ready for a PHREAKY-DEEKY COMBO!!!!!! ONE GERMAN SUPLEX, and Johnny holds on, brings Sugar back up, switches up his grip and commences with a NELSON SUPLEX!!!!!!! Johnny back up, bringing Sugar up with him, switches his grip for a Dragon Suplex, but Sugar ain't havin' nones of that!!!!! IF ANYONE'S GONNA DO A DRAGON SUPLEX...to prove his point, Sugar breaks Johnny's grip, shoots around him, and nails a BEAUTIFUL BACK TO REALITY Dragon Bridging Suplex!!!! Johnny's foot lands on the ropes and the ref refuses to count for it. 
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Sugar up, Johnny up, but woozy, and Sugar goes for the ropes. Sugar bounces off the ropes, and Johnny catches him with a SPANK DA MONKEY hip toss. Sugar up, but not for long as Johnny DOWNLOADs him, and covers! 1! 2! Kickout, and Johnny ain't fazed. Not him, no sir. He pulls Sugar to his feet and immediately gets pulled into a small package!!! 1! 2! Kickout, and it's Sugar back to his feet this time! Sugar throws a kick, and it gets blocked by Johnny, but no matter, because Sugar's KICKERIFIC!!!!!! The enzeguri NAILS Johnny, and he goes down. Sugar scrambles over and covers! 1! 2! Kickout! Sugar up, Johnny up, Sugar sending Johnny to the ropes, and Johnny grabs the ropes and jumps up and over and rushing Sugar. Sugar nails the corner and Johnny lands right behind him, clocking him in the back of the head with an elbow. Sugar slumps into the corner, and Johnny picks him up and sets him onthe turnbuckle. He sweetens him up with a few more elbow shots, then climbs up to the top rope and drapes Sugar's arm over himself. 
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RAVEPLEX!!!! RAVEPLEX!!!! SUGAR DOWN, JOHNNY COVERS!!!!! 1!!!!! 2!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!! Johnny up, not perturbed in the slightest, and he begins to stomp the hell out of Sugar. Maybe he is a little perturbed. He pulls Sugar up and sets him up for a PHREAKTASTIC powerbomb! Right in the middle, Stevens dropkicks Johnny right in the mush and lands on his feet in front of Johnny! And lashes out with a SUGAR KICK!!! SUGAR KICK!!! Johnny goes down and Sugar covers!!!!! 1!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!!! Now it's Sugar's turn not to be perturbed, and he shows his inner fortitude by mounting Johnny and pounding his face in. Johnny shoves him away but Sugar comes right back for him and throws him over the top rope! Johnny grabs the rope and lands on his feet on the apron, shouting for Sugar to come get him!!! Sugar takes the bait, and Johnny tags him with a surprise left cross, then sets him up for a suplex to the outside!!! Nothin' doin, as Sugar tangles his legs in Johnny's to block, then sets himself down! Johnny shoves Sugar away, and BAD MOVE!!!!!! Sugar reacts by going in with a SUGAR KICK!!!!1 Johnny flies off the apron and slams his head against the barricade on the outside. Sugar ain't waiting for him to get up, so he runs up to the top turnbuckle and flies off with some TOTAL OBLIVION!!!!! Johnny slowly rolls out of the way, and Sugar NAILS IT! Kinda...he slams his head on the back of Johnny's foot, and both men are down!!! The ref counts!!! 1....2....3...4........5....6........Johnny struggles to get to his feet, but Sugar is lying on them....7......8.....Sugar begins to come to....9......Johnny lunges for the ring. 10!!!!! The bell rings!!!!! Both men have been counted out!!!!
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Winner of the match....DRAW!!!!!!
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GQ Styles appears on THE TRON...whoa, that's so odd to say. And he shouts "NO!!!!! I refuse to let something like this go! The referee's decision stands, but you two will battle again on Thrashing...in a TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS MATCH!!!!!' The crowd goes wild, because, hey! They've all got tickets for Thrashing! Which will be brodcast on D-TV
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So on Thrashing, you'll see
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Sugar Stevens versus Johnny Killa
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What a show this was! And we're gonna have a special announcement at Thrashing concerning the next Pay Per View, Dark December! See you then!!!!!
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XAW WRESTLING PRESENTS..........                                  12-06-03
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     DARK DECEMBER

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Pyros jump into the air. Thousands upon thousands of screaming Mexicans welcome us all to Arena Mexico and another XAW Pay per View!! This is A-Bob here, along side Jesus Decleux translating for all the locals. We have one hell of a show for you tonight and we're gonna get started off quick. We're gonna take you back to last night at the XAW's Year In Review. A banquet held to honor those among us who we as a collective group think have gone above and beyond the norm in this business. The categories are….Breakthrough, Wrestler of the Year(abbreviated RP for some reason??), Feud of the Year, Biggest Improvement, and of course the Innaugural Hall of Fame class!!!  So heres what happened last night……
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Cameras fade to a lavish dining hall. IN Mexico city. Where we found one?? Who knows, this country's a dump. But we're here and we're givin out awards! And who is presenting tonight?? Well a cast of former superstars of course!! Starting off with none other than Reno Vegas!! The high roller opens his studded envelope and brings out the card inside. "And the winner of the Breakthrough Award is………(drumroll)……..

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Ultimatum!!!!" 
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The Big u stands up, full tuxedo(except for the fact there happen to be NO sleeves), and heads to the podium to accept his award. Reno hands the champ his award and Ultimatum raises it high above his head. Coincidentally, the Dark december card is on the bottom of that award!!! Now that's better than BOTH the shows! And here it is….
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Claudia v. Tara Rysing (Divas Title, TLC)
Ultimatum/Tara Rysing v. The Lost Boys 
(Heavyweight Title shot for Johnson)(Tag Team Titles)
Scarface v. Mike Johnson (Chairshot from Hell)
John Deere v. Ghostrider (Xtreme Hardcore Title)
Chris Chancy v. SAK(Ladder Match, TV Title, Title rules suspended)
Vlad v. Goodfella (Intercontinental Title)
Johnny Killa v. Sugar Stevens (Cruiserweight Title)
Javex and THE Drama v. Reckless Abandon (Pride, Suckas!)
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So that's it folks!! What a show we've got lined up!! Lets get right to the action…..by going backstage of course!!! We fade in on the hallways of this wondeful Arena mexico! (Dump) Monique and Sugar are making there way through the interlocking corridors. Anybody out there think these hallways are any safer than our own?? C'mon!!! We're in Mexico!!!! Sugar opens the door for his beloved like a true gentleman. Monique saunters through and the moment  in the doorway it happens! The first caualty of Dark december! Can you believe it? A pinata falls from the rafters and clocks the beauty right upside het head! It brsts and all we see is a sea of green sand. Sugar drops to his knees to help his love and screams in the air, "Johnny!!!!" Let's get to the ring.
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Claudia v. Tara Rysing  (Divas Title, TLC)
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Your Resident Techie starts throwing the tables, ladders, and chairs (Oh my!) into the ring as the arena is bathed in a red light. Sympathy for the Devil beings to play and from the rafters drops Claudia. She hits the center of the ring and awaits her opponent for the match, Tara Rysing. Bring Me to Life by Evanescance begins to play and the fans go from from booing to cheering in 3 seconds flat. Tara sprints to the ring, ready to beat the Blood B!tch into oblivion. The ref calls for the bell and this one is underway. 
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Both combatants reach the center of the ring and tie up. Claudia whips the champ into the ropes and runs them herself. She leapfrogs Tara and continues to the other side. They meet in the center of the ring with Claudia dropping Tara with a monster clothesline. She rips the champ to her feet and then grabs the first chair of the night and brings it home onto Tara's head. And we have blood for the first time tonight. Tara, however shakes it off and ties up the Blood Goddess. She whips her into the ropes, following with a hurri can rana. Claudia goes down and hard, but manages to stagger to her feet. Tara, meanwhile has set up a table and delivers a facebuster, right through the table!!!! Guess what folks, more blood!!! Tara pulls her to her feet and into the powerbomb position. TARA BOMB!!!! TARA BOMB!!!  Claudia hits the mat hard and looks to be out. Tara drops for the pin. 1..2..kickout!!! HOLY SH!T, CLAUDIA KICKED OUT OF TARA'S FINISHER!!! 
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Claudia rises slowly to her feet and inexplicably starts laughing. Tara backs off, looking slightly confused. Claudia smiles sweetly, and then attacks. Right, left, forearm, kick to the gut. Tara falls back under the assualt and into the corner. Claudia takes to the turnbuckle and waits. Tara looks up in time to see the Blood Goddess take to the air. DARK ANGEL!!!! DARK ANGEL!!!!  Claudia smiles triumphantly and pins.
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Tara is back on her feet but wobbling considerably. Claudia grabs another chair and drives it home on Tara's head. Tara drops again and Claudia pulls her back to her feet. The Blood Goddess sets up a ladder and grabs a handful of Tara's hair. She starts to climb the ladder, pulling Tara behind her. The Blood B!tch signals for the Blood Goddes twist of fate.NO, SHE WOULDN'T DO IT WOULD SHE? YES SHE WOULD!!! OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER! Both women hit the mat hard and neither one is moving rather well. Claudia drapes an arm over the champ and ref starts to count.
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Winner of the match and new divas champ…Claudia!!!

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Backstage…..XAW cameras find Crimson. Awww sh!t.  He has that look in his eye. You know the one where we all know someone is about to become fodder. The Lethal Tide stalks down the hallway asif on a hunt for prey. He approaches the communal locker room, edging the door open JUST a bit. Superstar Steve Sabo sits on a bench rapping quietly to himself. Those musta been some dope lyrics, homie. To be absent from action that long! Crimson flies in! Mini-wrecking ball to the head!! And Sabo is out! Crimson duct tapes the poor kid to the bench and walks over to the water fountain labeled: DO NOT DRINK (unless you're mexican….that means you Javex.) Crimson pours a large pitcher of the water and returns to the side of his victim. "Really shoulda tried harder around here, Sabo. A promo here and there that's all it takes. But now….it's gonna be pieces of you…here and there." And with that, Crimson pulls some dental equipment from his pocket, pinning Sabo's mouth open, and begins to pour!!! Montezumas revenge for Sabo it looks like! We better come back to this later…..

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Last night………Cameras take us back to the banquet where Mr. Icon stands behind the podium. "And the winner of wrestler of the year(oddly abbreviated "RP'er") is………
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Leary Garcia!!!!"
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The Hardcore hippie from Hell emerges from the booth in the darkened corner where he and his fellow stablemates sit. Our favorite hippie comes forward in his bell bottoms and his t-shirt that LOOKS like a tuxedo and accepts his award, flicking the crowd off as a thank you. To which point the entire Underground burst to their feet in a thunderous applause!!!! On the screen behind the podium we see some highlights of the Hippie's career….

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Cue the grainy footage, that footage being Leary standing in a cornfield at night. He looks up at the stars, smoke trailing from his mouth. The music from "Field of Dreams" begins to play, and we hear GOD telling Leary "If you build it, you can smoke." Leary's eyes shimmer, and we cut to a shot of Lucy, before the Aquarium Incident. We hear Leary say "I know loss...I know pain...". Cut to a shot of Leary sitting on his couch, laughing his ass off while Ned attacks a houseplant. "I know the purest joy and the most overwhelming happiness..." And then, a shot of Leary walking to the ring, saying "But frankly, all of that sucks." Afroman's "Because I got high" begins to play, and we see a shot of Leary performing Hits from the Bong on Mangler. An Acid Hit on Mystic. A Jefferson Airplane onto THE Drama. Darkside of the Moonsault onto Mike Johnson. Bad Moon Rising on Tommy St. Clair. Hacky Sack Toss on Marco Manners. "Yeah," says Leary, "I'm a bad ass." Cut to Leary screaming at his Underground buddies. "FIVE TIME!!! FIVE TIME!!!!" and then a shot of Leary with the Hardcore title, holding it over his shoulder before running and pasting Crimson in the head with it. A shot of Leary smashing the Holy Grail into Ultimatum's head. Tossing Javex Valerius off of scaffolding. Mangler and Leary again, this time Leary smashing Mangler's face into a golf cart pedal as it streaks down the hallway. "Ah, it's tough being THIS damn good." A shot of Mailman hitting a Final Delivery on Leary. Ghostrider sends Leary Straight To Hell. Johnny Killa Raveplexes him to the outside of the ring. "But hey...it's just something I do. Well." Shot of Leary with the IC Title, a grin on his face, smoke rolling from his lips. And the words "XAW 2003 Wrestler of the Year". Yeah, great...what an example of the talent we have here. Ugh, A-Bob is boycotting this event next year.
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Well back to the action and now we've got the tag team Titles headed your way! Not to mention the Heavyweight title will also be on the line if Mike Johnson can manage to pin Ultimatum!! But hell, A-bob here could pin Mike Johnson. I beat that Johnny Smoke guy didn't I? What do you think YRT??? Your Resident Techie looks over from behind a large stack of wires. He just shakes his head and goes back to work.
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Ultimatum/Tara Rysing v. The Lost Boys
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"O Fortuna" remixed by Apotheosis blares over the p.a. as the pyros explode and befoire us stands the Heavyweight Champion of the XAW. As well as the former womens champion, Tara Rysing. She looks a little worse for wear, but she's makin it. "Fat Lip" blares and here comes the Lost Boys! The crowd reacts, but not much. The prefunctory hate is all they have for these two guys as they make their way to the ring. Tara steps inside the squarted circle and points directly at Scarface. She wants some of the Black hand. And Scarface will much oblige as the bell rings and we're getting this one underway!!
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Tara charges forward and throws out a clothesline that scarface just shrugs off.  The mobster stands there un-affected and lays into her with an Implant DDT!! Splitting the beauty openb YET again!! Aww, A-bob will help ya honey briong some of that sweet tush over here-I mean…uh….Scarface pulls her to her feet and sends the former divas champ careening towards the ropes! She rebounds, Scarface clotheslines!! But Tara ducks, she spins and kicks Scarface right in the back of the knee! He drops and SPEAR!!!! Scarface topples over, Tara ending up on top. Scarface looks up, smiles, and plants one DIRECTLY on her lips!! Tara jumps back! Scarface hoists himself to his feet.
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And about this poitn we all realize that the arena has gotten suddenyl more eeeeeeevil. A-Bob can feel the presence of Satan himself maybe. Oh wait…it's just Leary Garcia making his way down the ramp. Now what does he want?? Stealing an award wasn't enough for him?? Now he wants to come out here and scare children or something?? Well I guess we'll find out soon enough. Scarface charges tara and Clothesline from Hell!!! Tara slams the mat HARD. Ulty is beating on the turnbuckle. Trying to get his teammate to make the tag. Scarface grabs the young lady by her throat and hoists her up to the top rope. "Kiss of Death"!!! Scarface smiles at the crumpled and obviously unconscious form of Tara and turns to tag in HIS partner. But where is Mike Johnson??
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Leary Garcia stands behind the MAN, Mike Johnson thinking that if THIS guy were to become heavyweight champion before Leary does….the hippie would off himself!! Leary yanks Mike down from the apron and plants a fist right in the mush!! Johnson drops and Leary aint quite done yet. No one's gonna ruin HIS chance at haevyweight gold. Johnson comes back up but only in the set up for Bad moon Rysin!!! The man crumples on the mat outside the ring and Leary just smiles at his handiwork. He turns just in time to see the ref getting up in his face about being at ringside. "What ring?? I don't see a ring? Dude are you sure you're okay? Cuz I don't know what ring you're talkin about." The ref aint buyin it and he's stayin right up on Leary. 
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Which gives Ulty just the opportunity he needs!! The Big U jumps in the ring and before Scarface can even react….Ulty has him up and in position for Scarface's OWN finishing maneuver!! Black Hand!!! BLACK HAND!!!! Ulty drops Scarface with his own move!! But that's not quite enough for the heavyweight champion of the world. He pulls Scarface up the ropes and DAMNATION!!!!!!! Leary walks off leaving the ref to attend to the match at hand. Ulty covers and the ref counts…..
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Winner of the match and new Tag Team Champions of the World……………Ultimatum and Tara Rysing!!!!!!
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Backstage we go and back to the communal locker room where the overwhelming stench of diarrhea, not just any kind of diarrhea, but the explosive, grab the side of the bowl and hang on for dear life kind, permeates all around. Crimson pokes his head out the door, presumably for a breath.
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"Hey, janitors, cleanup on aisle 12."
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Kidd X and his new assistant, Mystic mope into the room, mops in hand. Just then, another wave of crp eminatates from the @ss of Steve Sabo. Mystic shrugs and continues to mop and Kidd X runs to the bathroom to vomit.
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Back to last night as we have Chris Rayvon, Matthew Kult, and Alexis, (yes, the same Alexis who beat Leary!!) presenting the award for Fued of the year. Rayvon pulls the envelope from inside his shirt. Please God someone tell me he ISN'T wearing a bra. Anyway, he opens the envelope and Alexis announces the winners. "And the winner is, Javex Valerius and Vlad." 
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Both men make their way to the podium and immediately begin to fight over the trophy. That is until they realize, it is actually like one of those best friend necklaces that spilt in half. They both take their half of the trophy, staring at each other, and then leaving the podium. The screen behind them begins to play moments from this high profile fued.
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"There are men who seem destined to constantly fight". "Quick flashes of The Mailman and Steven Kult facing off, Johnny Killa and Goodfella, Leary Garcia and Mangler, Monique and Grace Joplin. "There are matches that take our breath away". Shots of Marco Manners versus Alone, THE Drama versus Ultimatum, The 12 man tag (Underground versus Surface Dwellers), Sugar Stevens versus Mailman, and Goodfella versus Tony Stark. "And then there is these two men. One evil personified..." A black and white still of Vlad's face. "The other, goodness incarnate." A black and white still of Javex's face. Slow motion shots of their respective entrances are shown, then shots of Javex outside the ring, looking in at Vlad; another shot of Javex standing on a turnbuckle, staring at Vlad as he descends into the ring. A shot of them standing nose to nose. "People change..." Shots of Vlad through the year, going from Underground, to Stark's protector, to Underground again. Shot of Javex, proudly pointing to the JVX on the back of his shirt, then in full Alone garb, then in all white walking down to the ring. "But some things do not. And what started out as a simple athletic contest..." Shots of the first Vlad and Javex match, with Vlad hitting a Blood Moonsault, and Javex delivering a swinging neckbreaker. "Has turned into an all out hate." Shot of Vlad javelining Javex into the Hell in a Cell wall, breaking it down. Javex slams his golf club into the side of Vlad's head. Vlad drops from the rafters directly onto Javex. Javex locks on the Call of The Deity, and Vlad taps out. Vlad chokes out Javex in the hospital. Javex puts Vlad through a glass coffee table. "Some things...never change" One more shot of Vlad and Javex standing face to face, and the words "XAW Feud of the Year....Javex Valerius and Vlad" 

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Alright folks, here we go. It's Lost Boy versus Lost Boy here, and GOOD GOD, we've got PILES AND PILES OF CHAIRS! For those of you who didn't get to see the last one of these we had, the rules are fairly simple. This is a Chairshot from Hell match, and that means two things. Chairs are legal, and the Last Man Standing rules are in effect. And you gotta wonder how smart of an idea this was for Johnson and Scarface. They've BOTH already been beaten pretty well tonight. And A-Bob can only hope they end this match quick before IT give ME diarrhea. Let's GO!
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Scarface versus Mike Johnson - Chairshot From Hell
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"WHO'S THE MAN?" and the crowd responds "QUE?". Regardless, the PA answers it's own question, screaming "MIKE JOHNSON" as Sum 41's "Fat Lip" plays. Johnson appears, holding a chair, which is weird considering that there has to be at least 1700 chairs in those piles combined. I mean, DAMN, talk about over compensation. As Johnson walks down, let's consider his strategies to win this thing. Johnson could win this thing pretty handily, because he's got a Hardcore background. Former Hardcore Champion right there. And Johnson did indeed win The Hardcore Championship in a Chairshot from Hell match, so he's got a pretty good chance. Moreso than that, Johnson NEEDS this win, because many people don't view him as a serious contender for the World Heavyweight Title. That said, this match could change people's perceptions if it's a decisive victory...and headed into the Rooftop Rumble Royale, Johnson needs all the momentum he can get, because he's looking like a long shot at this point.
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As Johnson enters the ring "Only The Strong Survive" by Flaw begins to play and the Black Hand of the XAW makes his appearance. Scarface arrives at the top of the stage, holding TWO chair...making 1703 and three. Where the hell did we get all these? Smirking at his opponent/friend/stablemate/whatever, Scarface jaunts down to the ring and now would be a good time to talk about Scarface's strategy here. Scarface doesn't have NEARLY the Hardcore experience that Johnson has, which is gonna be a big thing because it's not as simple as swinging a chair. However, that also means that Johnson will automatically underestimate him, and he's gonna make some mistakes as a result. Scarface SHOULD opt out of taking the chair to Johnson, instead using his regular moves and trying to knock Johnson out by planting him on the chairs. Scarface too needs the win, going in to the RRR, because he's even more of a longshot than Johnson is at this point. 
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The bell rings and the two men remain at their corners in the ring, neither man budging. Almost as if they're reconsidering going for this, considering what's to be done later. The crowd begins to grow restless, and the ref checks his watch, although they aren't even on a time limit. Finally, Johnson snaps to, and realizes that they HAVE to do this, so they better go. And to illustrate his point, he charges the corner that Scarface is in, raising his chair high. The Black Hand slides out of the way, and Johnson smashes his chair into the corner, where it bounces off the ropes and nails Johnson in the head. He turns around, woozy, still holding the chair, and Scarface kicks him in the gut, causing him to drop the chair. IMPLANT DDT, RIGHT ONTO THE CHAIR!!!! Scarface automatically goes for a cover, but the ref pulls him off, reminding him of the rules of the match. The ref turns back around to count down, but Johnson is already up, albeit with a nice new knot on the side of his skull.
Johnson once again rushes, and Scarface lifts him up into the fireman's position, running and flipping over, squashing Johnson underneath him. Scarface slides out of the ring and grabs a chair from the pile, sliding back in and getting a kick to the grill for his troubles. Scarface lies on the ground as Johnson retrieves his chair and slams it into the back of Scarface's head. Scarface stays down, and the ref counts him...1.....2... Scarface stirs, and Johnson plants the chair in the back of his brain again, causing him to go down again. The ref starts up. 1.....2......3....Johnson slides out of the ring and tosses in a few chairs, obviously not expecting Scarface to stay down. And quite rightly as Scarface comes up at the 5, and he's got a chair of his own. Johnson slides in, with a chair, and he tosses it at Scarface, who swats it away with his own chair. Johnson charges in with another chair, and his swing is parried by Scarface's, and it takes both chairs flying away. Johnson rubs his hands to dull the pain shooting through them, and Scarface runs and delivers a clothesline....FROM HELL!!!!!
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Johnson flips in air and lands on another conveniently placed chair. Scarface grabs him and sets him up for a BLACK HAND, lifting him up, but Johnson punches Scarface while up there and rides him down onto another stack of chairs. Scarface down, and the ref counts as Johnson goes up to the top rope, just in case. 2....3.....4....5.... Johnson perches and waits, and Scarface bounces up and dashes up the turnbuckle, GOOZLING Johnson for a KISS OF DEATH!!! Johnson swats the choking hand away and shoves Scarface off!!! Scarface hits the mat and rolls out of the ring to avoid the Crash and Burn, however, and he stands by a pile of chairs. So, Johnson opts to DIVE OFF THE TURNBUCKLE AND OUT OF THE RING!!!!!!! Scarface grabs a chair and SMASHES it into the flying Johnson, who nails it headfirst, sending the backrest portion flying. Johnson nails the mat outside and the ref counts him down! 1! 2! Scarface climbs back into the ring, throwing the broken chair down. 4! 5! 6! Johnson hasn't moved a muscle yet. 8! 9!!!! 10!!!!!! <br></br>
Winner of the match....Scarface!
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Backstage, John Deere is walking into his locker room when the sound of a motorcycle is heard. Ghostrider, barrels out of said locker room, running over the redneck. I guess this one is underway
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John Deere v. Ghostrider
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Deere tries to pull himself off the concrete but Ghostie ain't having it. He pulls a monkeywrench from his saddle bag and rains shots down onto the hapless country boy. Deere however, rolls away, Ghostie striking the concrete and shaking his hands from the force of the blow. John staggers to his feet and procures a pitchfork from somewhere and hurls it at Ghostrider. The fork imbeds itself in the wall, Ghostriders head between two of the prongs.  Deere grabs the monkey wrench and goes to town. He nails Ghostie with shot after shot until he just seems to have had enough fun. He pulls the pitchfork from the wall and releases the champ. John drops for the pin, 1..2..Deere pulls Ghostrider up, negating the pin. Deere looks pleased with himself and pulls Ghostie up, whipping him into a wall. Bits of plaster fall to the ground and Ghostrider looks to be in a world of hurt. Deere pulls him back up and then whips him into the locker room. Um, with all the sh!t going down in the locker rooms today, can this really be that good of an idea? He grabs Ghostie by the head and slams it into the lockers. Ghostie tries to sidestep, only to trip over one of those damn plastic tractors of Mr. Deere's. John hops onto a bench and FERTILIZE THIS!!!! Ghostie just lays there helplessly as Deere pins.
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<br></br>Winner of the match and new Hardcore Champion…………John Deere!
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Back to last night, as we see our next presenter.  Hizzle 1 Shizzle stands before the podium with the studded envelope. He pulls out the card and says, "The winizzle of the Biggizzle improvizzle of the Yizzle izzle……………………
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Scarfizzle!!!!!!!!!" 
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Scarface looks over to mike Johnson as if to say, "Did he just say MY name?" Johnson nods and Scarfizzle make shis way to the podium. He approaches Hizzle and just bemusedly shakes his head. 
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Back to the ring! The ladders are in place. The TV title is strung up above the ring. And the combatants are ready. "Death Bloom's" by Mudvayne hits and here comes the XAW's Enforcer. Chris Chancy strides to the ring despite the heckles he's recieveing from the crowd. Especially because all these damn locals are cursing in Spanish!!!! Jesus?? What are these people saying?? Damn Jesus is in the bathroom. I'll just have to wait. But in the meantime, "Highway to Hell" blares over the p.a. accompanied by absolutely nothing besides the Dictator of Disembowlement himself. SAK strides to the ring. No pyro, no glitz, no glamour. This is Steven A Kult. He don't need any of that. 
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Chris Chancy v. SAK (TV Title, Ladder match)
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SAK slides in the ring and Chancy doesn't even give him time to get to his feet. The bell rings just as Chris begins stomping a hole in SAK's stomach!!! Finally, SAK manages to get ahold of Chancy's foot! Yanking the kid down and applying a Half Boston Crab!!! SAK drops the leg and goes to work on the upper body!! An elbow to the face starts that off nicely. Then its to the turnbuckle for Kult-A-Pult version 3.7!!! BIATCH!!!!!!! SAK rollsout of the ring and goes for the first ladder of the match!! SAK turns around just as Cjancy FLIES out of the ring SPLASHING down on the ladder and firmly implanting it into SAK's chest!! Chancy pulls the ladder off, jabbing it home in the gut of the Franchise. 
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The Enforcer slides in and sets up the ladder. And before SAK can get in to whoop this kid's @ss. A-Bob would like to say that anyone who calls themselves the Enforcer MUST be begging for a beating. Now…as we were saying…SAK slides in just as Chancy is about halfway up. SAK sees his tv title about to go up in smoke and he takes whatever measures he needs to to make it through as champ!! SAK SPEARS THE LADDER!!!!! The Franchise barrels right through the metal twisting it and bending it into odd shapes. Chancy plummets to the mat slamming his face right into the turnbuckle!! SAK sees the perfect opportuntiy for a Kult Killings!!!  But now he's gonna need another ladder! SAK rolls out and grabs one out from under the ring. But as he pulls on this one it just keeps coming out. Uh-oh. That's the twenty footer!!! And that ladder SAK's got is twenty feet as well!! The Champion of Chairshots slides in the ring,  just as Chancy gets to his feet!! Chris dropkicks the ladder right back in SAK's face!!! 
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SAK stumbles, not letting go of the ladder! He flexes those muscles and swings the massive ladder as if it were a baseball bat! Chancy literally comes OFF THE MAT!!! He slams into the turnbuckle back-first leaving him in a slumping position in the corner.  SAK looks up at this behemoth of a ladder. Now he's never been a high-flyer. But you can see something in his eyes as he sets it up diagonally across the ring. The rising steps of steel lead up to what seems like heaven. But really it's just the TV Title. SAK climbs this ladder to the TOP!!! And is actually staring DOWN at the TV Title hanging mere feet away. Without a second thought, SAK LEAPS OFF!!!! The Franchise soars through the air, grabbing the TV Title in MID-FLIGHT!!!! But is that all???? HELL NO!!!! The Prime Minister of the Pile Driver who maybe should now be called the Llama of the Ladder, manages to bring that TV Title down to his feet and DROPKICK IT into Chris Chancy's already beaten maw!!!! 
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Winner of the match and STILL TV Champion…………….Steven A. Kult!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Again, let's go back to last night and peek in on the Inaugural class of the XAW Hall of Fame. For this presentation, both GQ Styles and Tony Stark are behind the podium. Stark adjusts the mic and begins.
"Ok ladies and Gentlemen, we're abut to enshrine four individuals who exemplify success within the wrestling business. As such, these men will forever go down as the best of the XAW. Without furthur adiue, the Hall of Fame class of 2003 is…..
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Leary Garcia….
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And Goodfella.
Gentlemen, come up and accept these plaques as a reminder of this night. Replicas of these will also hang in a special corridor of the XAW Arena called the Corridor of Champions."
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Wow, A-Bob wants to know just how much money Goodfella had to put forth to get those idiots elected. But I digress. The next match is about to start.
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Goodfella v. Vlad (IC title)
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Underground by Unwritten Law begns and out walks the Teflon Don and The Blood God. They smile knowingly and make their way down to the ring. They get in and shake hands, and the ref calls for the bell. 
Hey, what a treat for all of you fans out there. I'm being joined by none other than Reeve Gordon at the table. Got anything to say? Reeve just shakes his head and peers intently at the ring. Ok then.
In the ring, Vlad and Goodfella circle one another smiling. Vlad looks at Reeve and points at him, and then lays down on the mat. Goodfella drops for the pin, much to the disgust of my co announcer here. The ref shrugs and begins the count. 1…2…3! What a farce.
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Winner of the match and NEW IC champion………………..Goodfella!
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Vlad grabs a mic and starts screaming at Reeve. 
"I know you wanted in on this match. To bad, SUCKA!! I've left you homeless and the best you can do is whine about it. Your move, A$$ Ranger!" With that, Goodfella and Vlad exit the ring. Reeve sits here, fuming. And now he's sprinting up the ramp after the two members of the Underground. 
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Backstage, Reeve has apparently lost the trail of his quarry. However, John Deere comes whistling around the corner. Reeve decides to take out some aggression and grabs one of the random metal pipes that you always see lying around and clocks Deere in the head. The new Hardcore champ fades like a truckload of of these locals crossing the border. Reeve starts to walk away until he realizes what he's just done. He immediately calls for a ref and pins.
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Winner and NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION……….Reeve! 
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Johnny Killa v. Sugar Stevens (Cruiserweight Title)
The arena goes is bathed in green light and instead of  Monster magnet we are greated by the sounds of  Faith No More's "Epic" fill the arena. 
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Johnny Killa!!!! The greasy crowd goes wild!!! And what in the WORLD is he wearing??? Killa is clothed in a SKIN TIGHT green rubber suit!!! Topped off with a racing bicycle helmet. And we're talkin one of those helemts that protruds from the back as if he were a dinosaur! What is goooooooing on here????? Killa enters the ring and awaits…..
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"Welcome to my Destiny"
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Sugar stalks down to the ring looking angry but also a million miles away. You know like the US. We've seen him distraught over Monique before and this is it. Sugar climbs in the ring and there's the bell! Killa immediately comes in on the champ and lays him out with a Download!! Sugar rolls around and comes up fighting to lock in a Rsetless Dreams!! Johnny drops to the mat and executes a jawbreaker! Sugar reels and Killa gets back to his feet. He's immediately on the champ with a Scoop Slam. 
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GREEN MIST!!!!!!
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GREEN MIST!!!!!
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Sugar just got sprayed in the eyes with that green mist! The champ rolls around trying to clear his vision, but Killa isn't allowing him the time. He pulls Sugar to his feet and Spank da monkey!!! Johnny looks outside to that massive bundle of wires and signals to Your Resident Techie. Who flips a few switches on his control panel and DOWN COMES A CAGE!!! And tell A-Bob this…..why didn't any of us notice a cage-not to mention this one with a disco ball and STROBE lights!!!-hanging above the ring!!!??? Johnny smiles like a genious and heads straight at sugar who is just regaining his feet! Johnny goes for a Suplex and Sugar reverses sending Killa whipping into the cage wall!! He hits and instead of CLANG!!! It's BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! What in the hell? The cage is electrified!!! That explains that god-awful rubber suit!!! Now the helmet…..that's all JK there. Sugar's eyes go wide and Killa just come charging straight back in! Swift kick to the gut and Spank Da Monkey….ONE MORE TIME!!! This one sends Sugar flying right into that cage wall!!!! And just as contact is made and the smell of sizzling flesh is smelt, the lights go out and we're all bathed in darkness!!! Get the lights back on YRT!!! We cant have thousands of these locals in the dar…they'll rob us blind!!! YRT screams, "Awwww Goddammit!! That's the last time I trust Jaun Valdez with the wiring around here!!" 
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A few tense moments, and the lights come back on! There in the cage, amidst the strobe lights and the disco ball, JK pins a smoldering Sugar Stevens!!!! The ref drops to count! 
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He's done it!! The Green Phox has defeated the longest reigning champion of all time!!! How fitting is it that it's the XAW's first ever heavyweight champion to do so!? 
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Winner of the match and NEW Cruiserweight Champion…………..Johnny Killa!!!!!!!!!
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Backstage…….Leary and Mangler have made it out of a locker room uncathed. They proceed to the ramp area. The rest of the Underground starts to exit but just then, A BIG F*CKIN BULLDOZER crashes into the door, traapping the remaining mebers in the room. The camera pans in closer to reveal that Billy the God Clown is driving the Bulldozer. Billy laughs and puts his mouth close to the door.
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"Be sure to watch the rest of the show. It's gonna be a doozy."
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And now your main event………..a tag team battle over a month in the making!!! Two of the most bitter rivals this fed has seen. And two old friends just waiting to geta chance to duke it out!! This promises to be a match that the XAW will NEVER FORGET!!!!! Now let's get to it!!!
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Javex Valerius/THE Drama v. Reckless Abandon
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"Sick of You" by Gwar begins and a mix of blacklight dragons and falling dollar signs fill the arena. Pyros explode all the way down the ramp as the crowd goes absolutely ballistic over they're hometown heroes. But A-Bob wants know where sthe love for the goat?? The two challengers enter the ring and await…..
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Sirens….and Unwritten Law's "The Underground" begins. Smoke pours from everywhere and Leary Garcia appears Flanked by Mangler and Tara Rysing. The trio make their way to the ring in the midst of the worst welcome to anyone since Coronado brought disease to the Aztecs. So that's where all this diarrhea come from?? Huh whoulda thunk it? Reckless abandon get in the ring…..with reckless abandon. And the bell sounds!! 
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Leary and Javex start this one off and the two immediately crash together in the middle of the ring. Leary goes for a clothesline! Ducked!! Javex immediately goes for a Gloria Por Delor!! Leary CATCHES the foot and spins the smaller man around! Acid HIT!!! Javex pounds the mat and Leary locks an arm around his windpipe just starts choking the life out of the Dragon!! Javex struggles against the bigger man until he gets his feet on the ropes and uses them to assist in flipping him over the back of the Hardcore Hippie from Hell! Javex lands right behind the hippie and Dragon Sleeper!!! Leary reaches around and with sheer brute force latches on a Gut-Wrench Suplex that sends javex flying! Leary turns to tag in Mangler, but where's he at?? Mangler seems to be non-chalantly chatting with tara at ringside!?!? Leary begins to worry and turns just in time to see a JVX Clothesline coming straigh up the chute!!! No time to doge he's taking this one full on!!! Was that a tooth??? Oh my god!? Leary hits the mat HARD!! He tags in Drama who has just finished handing the referee a large bundle of cash. 

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The Iconic Comic charges in and just as leary is to get to his feet…..Standing Ovation!!!!!! Standing Ovation!!!!!! Leary is in some trouble here!! Where are the rest of the Undergrounders?? And why do I care anything about theses evil bastards?? Sure is odd though. Leary is pulled to his feet one more time and Drama sets him up for Stocks and Bombs!!! Leary bats the grasp away and gives a swift kick to the gut of the Comic. HITS FROM THE BONG!!! Drama goes down once!!! Drama goes down TWICE!!!! Leary holds for the cover on the second…..
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BROKEN UP!!!!!!! By…….

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Tara Rysing???????? What in the hell!?!? Leary spins to see Mangler standing beside his new lady friend. Tara smirks and Mangler just shrugs…right before he levels Leary with a SWEET EXECUTION!!!!!!! Can you believe this!!?!?!? Drama and Javex all converge on the downed form of Leary Garcia and the beatdown commences!!! Leary hasn't seen one like this since the XWO!!  Speaking of the XWO….here comes Billy the God Clown!! He chrages into the ring screaming, "Die hippie scum!!!" And if THAT'S not enough……Sugar Stevens is back on his feet!! He's been attempting to recover over on the floor near Eh-Bob's table. And apparntly HE wants in on the beatdown!! Sugar slides in and……………..SUGAR KICK!!!!!!!!!!!
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Right to the face of Javex Valerius!!!!!!!!   Kickeriffic!!!!!!! Right to the face of Tara Rysing!!!! Mangler drops to check on Tara, Drama looks down at Javex. And Sugar has already pulled Leary out of the ring to somewhat safety. Stevens helps a VERY beleagured Leary Garcia up the ramp as Javex and Tara are helped to their feet. "Sick of You" by Gwar continues blaring over the loudspeakers as The crowd goes absolutely hysterical!!! Los Nemesis is back!!!! Los Nemesis is back!!!!!! The Underground has…for one day at least….been defeated!!! And A-Bob can only wonder what this new Supergroup will be able to accomplish!!!! Thanks for joining us here in Arena Mexico, in beautiful-who's paying me to say this crap??-Mexico City Mexico!! Remember no show Monday night…..but we'll see you all Thursday at THRASHING!!!! This is A-Bob saying Goodnight….and THANK GOD! We're going home!!
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XAW WRESTLING PRESENTS..........                                  1-03-04
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A D-TV PRODUCTION....
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     ROOFTOP RUMBLE ROYALE 2

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January 4th, 2003... 
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"WELCOME EVERYONE, TO THE FIRST EVER ROOFTOP RUMBLE ROYALE..."
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"GOOD GOD!!! THE MAILMAN IS ABSOLUTELY TEARING THROUGH EVERY MEMBER OF THE UNDERGROUND!!! FINAL DELIVERY!!! FINAL DELIVERY!!!! FINAL...."
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"DON'T DO IT BILLY!!!! DON'T DO IT!!!!! NO!!! BILLY THE GOD CLOWN HAS JUST TOSSED KID EXTREME THROUGH THE GLASS SKYLIGHT!!!! KID EXTREME IS..."
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"JOHNNY KILA AND THE ENFORCER ARE ABSOLUTELY TEARING EACH OTHER UP!!!!! TOO CLOSE TO THE EDGE...WHAT THE HELL!!!!! ULTIMATUM HAS JUST THROWN JOHNNY KILLA AND THE ENFORCER OFF!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?! THIS KID IS GONNA GO PLACES, FOLKS!!!! ULTIMATUM..."
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"BODIES ARE FLYING EVERYWHERE!!!!!! GOOD GOD, VLAD JUST CHOKESLAMMED MIKE JOHNSON OFF THE TOP!!!!!! WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?! JAVEX VALERIUS JUST SPEARED STEVEN KULT OFF THE TOP, AND BOTH MEN ARE GOING DOWN!!!!"
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"TWO MEN LEFT!!!! DRAMA AND GOODFELLA!!!!! GOODFELLA AND DRAMA!!!! BOTH MEN ARE FALLING!!!! WHO'S GONNA...."
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"HERE IS YOUR WINNER...AND FIRST EVER RUMBLE CHAMPION....THE DRAMA!!!!!!"
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January 3rd, 2004...
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"After one year, it's time to climb up that roof again..." - THE Drama
"Time to show everyone that we are for real..." - Mike Johnson
"Time to take another step and cement my legacy..." - Sugar Stevens
"We've been chosen because we are the best of the best..." - Kid Krazy
"Because we rise head and shoulders among our peers..." - Steven Kult
"And reach higher than anyone else ever could..." - Bass Monsoon
"And tonight, we battle for a glimmer of hope..." - Javex Valerius
"A World Title..." - John Deere
"A World Title..." - Ultimatum
"A World Title Shot..." - Johnny Killa
"4 men start..." - Leary Garcia
"2 men enter every two minutes..." - Crimson
"But only one can win..." - Tara Rysing
"And only one can seize the day..." - Mangler
"To be the next Rooftop Rumble Royale....Champion...." - Tony Stark
Fade....
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Pyros come screaming down from the heavens, igniting on contact, exploding in a cornucopia of colors!!!!! It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow on our stage!!!!!! WELCOME EVERYONE, TO THE SECOND ANNUAL ROOFTOP RUMBLE ROYALE!!!!! We've got 24 entrants tonight, 19 males, 4 females, and one vodka bottle all battling for a shot at a World Title of choice!!!!! But that ain't all, folks!!!! We've got titles galore on the line tonight!!!! In tonight's sub-main event, we've got months and months of battles that have led up to tonight's WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE match!!!! Johnny Killa, Champion, defends against his toughest challangers - Sugar Stevens and Javex Valerius, winner take ALL!!!! The World Heavyweight Title is also on the line tonight, as Leary Garcia is defending against JESUS CHRIST!!!! The A-Bob hasn't seen Jesus' car pull up yet, but rest assured, he'll be here!!!!! The IC Title is also on the line, as Los Nemesis member THE Drama battles Underground Leader Goodfella!!!!! Also in action tonight....Vlad, Ultimatum, Mike Johnson, and Steven Kult!!!! And let's take it to RINGSIDE!!!!! This ain't no Thrashing, suckers!!!! We can get this party started RIGHT!!!
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And let's....uh, wait. We're in the hallway. What the hell is this? We shift to the door marked "Boiler Room", and...what's this? Vlad is heading down into the room....followed by Johnny X, who seems to be keeping his distance from Vlad. And now, GQ Styles appears, pumping up Bass Monsoon, the Hardcore title strapped around his waist, a bag full of goodies in his hand. Styles says "Okay, Bass...you're really starting to take off with this belt. Do awesome down there, okay?" Bass nods...and runs into the room, screaming his head off!!! And the cameraman follows, but the door is slammed before he can get in there!!! WHAT THE HELL?! Styles appears in front of the camera and tries to open the door, but it's locked. "Shit" says Stark, uncensored because it's a frigging PPV. Goddammit. "Okay, " says Stark, "No problem. We can get a guy to open this door. We'll see this match."
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Reeve versus Ghostrider versus Alexander DeVoir - Hardcore title, number one contender
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PRAISE DEVOIR!!!!!
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The fans come out of their seats at "46&2" by Tool begins to play, but these guys are REALLY confused as to what they should think about this dude!!!! Half of them scream "PRAISE BE TO THEE" or something similar, but the other half are all booing and stuff. And for the first time, Alexander Devoir walks through the curtain and into the XAW arena, getting a hell of a mixed reaction. Alexander clasps his hands and looks skyward, then undoes them and begins a slow, menacing walk to the ring. This man walks with confidence, brimming with anticipation, almost eagerly looking forward to what he, harbinger of the Havok Angel, can wreck upon Reeve and Ghostrider. This should be a great training ground for this promising young rookie, and we can already see big things for this guy.
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A cooling mist falls upon those in the 'splash zone' as the lights turn a deep blue. Music begins to play...then statics and changes...again...and again...until we arrive at Haddaway's "What is love". The crowd doesn't cheer, but doesn't boo either, and it looks like Reeve is getting the Mystic treatment. Maybe we should dig up that old Full Moon light...although maybe that would suit Lamario more. Who cares? Reeve doesn't seem to mind, however, as his once jet black hair has been dyed Phreak Green for the Rumble, in support of his wuvvy-dumpkins Johnny Killa. Reeve hops in the ring and bounces around, getting himself psyched up.
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"Lessons" by Primer 55 begins to play as a flaming skull appears on THE TRON, and that revving sound of Ghostrider's motorcycle sounds through the arena, bringing the fans back to their feet!!!! This guy has been away for awhile, but Ghostrider comes TEARING THROUGH THE ENTRANCE CURTAIN and down the ramp!!!!! He zooms down and actually jumps off his motorcycle, into the ring over the top rope, and right onto Reeve, slamming Reeve in the back of the head with a flying forearm. Reeve stumbles forward into the path of violence, which is right in front of Alex apparently. Mr. Havok Himself drops Reeve with a NASTY EVENFLOW DDT, which cause Reeve to stand straight on his head, then tip over. 
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Ghostrider scrambles over to Alex, who turns and swings for the advancing hell spawn. He nails Ghostrider hard, and Ghostrider goes down as Reeve shoots back to his feet, only to get an elbow from Alex. Ghostrider up, and Alex tags him with a side kick, then swings that foot around and shoves it into Reeve's chest, pushing him backwards. Ghostrider rushes, and Alex sidesteps him and dropkicks Ghostrider into Reeve!!!! ALEXANDER DEVOIR IS TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS, FOLKS!!!! Ghostrider slams into Reeve, who jumps up, curls his legs around Ghostrider's waist, and goes for the FREEDOM KISS!!!! Alex runs up and NAILS Ghostie in the back of the head with SHINING WIZARD, an absolutely amazing one too, and Ghostrider falls forward, pinning Reeve!!!! 1!!!! Reeve releases the hold and shoots a shoulder up.
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Alex pulls Ghostrider to his feet, and Ghostrider whirls and decks Alex. Reeve up, and he jumps on Ghostrider's back, wrapping a sleeper hold on him. Ghostrider fights it, but goes to one knee, allowing Alex to run back up and nail ANOTHER SHINING WIZARD, this time nailing Reeve in the back of the head. Reeve pitches back, but Ghostrider bursts from his kneeling position, grabbing Alex and sending him STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!!!! Ghostrider puts a hand up in the air and turns to finish off Alex, but gets caught with a VELVET CUTTER!!!!! GHOSTRIDER DOWN, REEVE COVERS, HOOKING A LEG!!!! 1!!!!! 2!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!
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Winner of the match, and new number one contender for the Hardcore Title .... Reeve!!!!
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Backstage...in the Los Nemesis locker room, Tara Rysing is psyching herself up for the tag title defense. THE Drama is sitting silently in a corner, Javex is studying tapes of the big 4 man Cruiserweight battle a few weeks ago, and Mangler and Billy are playing quarters...with Powerade? Weird. A knock on the door is heard, and there's a few "Come in"s mumbled. Ultimatum opens the door, and says "Hey, Tara, let's go. We're up next." Tara nods and gets ready to go, as the rest of Los Nemesis get to their feet, wishing Tara good luck. Mangler says "Uh, Ultie...could we have a word?" Ultimatum nods and enters the room as Tara leaves. Nemesis waits for the door close, then they advance on Ultimatum, surrounding him. Drama puts a hand on Ultimatum's shoulder. "Listen, man...we're well aware that you and Tara are a good team. But, just a word of warning." Billy gets right in his face. "You mess this up...we're coming after you." Ultimatum doesn't back down as the Nemesis collective starts really getting all up in his greezzy, but he starts to think about it. Ultimatum could probably take on 4 guys normally. But this is LOS NEMESIS. One of the two SuperStables. These guys ripped apart Killshot X on Thursday, and Ultimatum just says "Back off, guys. Nothing's gonna happen. Those Lost Girls...they will COME TASTE THE PAIN." Javex grins and they all back off. "Good, mein. Just don't forget. You lose this title for one our own...you're a dead man."
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Meanwhile...the camera is still in front of the boiler room door, and we can hear some nasty stuff going down in there. Bass yelps with pain, as what we can only assume is a metal pole is swung at what we can only assume is his skull. Someone screams "LOST BOYS SUCK!" and Johnny X's voice rings out "DIE YOU BASTARD!!!!!". A chainsaw, the boiler room staple,begins to whir, and a couple of frantic yelps are heard as the chainsaw tears into something. A small explosion shakes the ground...and where the hell is that dude with the key to this thing? DAMN! Well, back to ringside...
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Damage Inc versus Tara Rysing and Ultimatum
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LOST BOYS SUCK!!!! LOST BOYS SUCK!!!! LOST BOYS SUCK!!!! The crowd is whipped into a frenzy of hateful chanting as Metallica's "Damage Inc" begins to play, and two members of The Lost Boys, Crusher and Mike "The Man" Johnson walk out into the XAW arena. The crowd has really turned on these guys ever since Scarface walked out of the group, and now they are among the most reviled people in the fed, right under The Underground and The Administation. Crusher shouts at a particularly fat dude, who screams LOST BOYS SUCK, and he tries to leap at him, but Johnson catches him and holds him back, trying to focus young Mr. Crusher on the task at hand. Which is to win them some title gold!!!! Johnson is no stranger to the gold...former IC Champion, former Hardcore champion, and now he's got his chance to give another Lost Boys member some shine. Both men hop into the ring and await the arrival of the champions.
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COME TASTE THE PAIN!!!!!
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They don't gotta wait long, as the arena goes completely black and the familiar black robed choir takes their places at the top of THE TRON, belting out Motzart's "O Fortuna", which quickly fades into Apothesis remix of said classic. Flames explode out of the sides of THE TRON as the fans absolutely go buck friggin wild for the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!! Ultimatum arrives at the top of the stage, arms outstretched to the sides, before he beckons for his tag team partner to come out. Tara Rysing walks out, tag title around her sexy waist, and she hops on Ultie's back, and they charge down to ringside! The Lost Boys bail as Ultimatum and Tara get in the ring, and egg them on, beggin' them to get in the ring!!!
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The Crusher hops into the ring first, and Ultimatum heads straight for him, but Tara cuts him off and blindsides Crusher with a dazzling running headscissors!!!! Crusher flips to the mat, and Tara nails a leg drop across his neck, holding it down for a pin!!!!! It gets one, and Tara rolls off as Crusher gets to his feet and Ultimatum takes his post at the corner. Crusher, not so much hurt as embarrased, heads straight for Tara, and gets a drop toe hold for his trouble. Tara hops on his back and slaps the back of his head to embarrass him even further, then runs as Crusher gets to his feet and charges once more. Tara runs to her corner and DIVES for Ultimatum, who runs into the ring and damn near rips the head off Crusher with a ZIPLINE!!!!!!! Crusher flies into the air, spinning, and Ultimatum helps him back to the ground with a MEAN elbow drop!!!!!!! But Ultie ain't done, not this bad@$$!!! Nope, Ultimatum rips Crusher right off the ground and FLINGS HIM into his own corner, rushing into it and SMASHING Crusher into goo with another sickening Zipline of such force that Mike Johnson is rocked off the corner down to the apron. Ultimatum stands Crusher up and batters him with a quick flurry of body blows, then sets him up on the turnbuckle. Mike jumps back on the apron and blind tags Crusher, slithering into the ring and getting underneath Ultimatum, rocking him with a nicely modified POWERBOMB!!!!
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Ultimatum hits the mat and Johnson follows up with a cover while he's dazed!!!! 1!!!! 2!!!!!! Ultimatum kicks out, and looks like that powerbomb didn't take nearly enough out of the big man. Mike pulls Ultimatum up and gives him a few punches to the head, but after taking three, Ultimatum decides that he doesn't enjoy being punched, and he starts walloping Johnson back!!!! The two trade a couple punches, and just with looking at these two side by side, you know who comes up the winner there. Mike Johnson gets rocked back by a few punches from the bigger man, then tossed into a corner, where Ultimatum goes for yet another Zipline. Johnson counters by going up and over the big man, landing behind him in the corner, then turning and delivering some nice elbow shots to the kidneys. Ultimatum slumps into the corner, and Johnson takes full advantage, turning and delivering a snap neckbreaker. Ultimatum hits the mat, and Johnson is up to gloat, jawing at Tara about "How you like the Lost Boys now?" Tara stands on the 2nd rope and responds "LOST BOYS SUCK!", which the crowd eats up, and then starts repeating!!! Johnson goes into a rage, screaming at the crowd that he doesn't suck, his group doesn't suck, they can all kiss his ass!!!!
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Johnson decides to hell with honor, and he goes for Tara, who responds by grabbing him by the head and guilotening him. Crusher runs into the ring to attack Tara, but he is cut off by Ultimatum, who gets off a desperation BURIAL!!!!!!! Ultimatum covers, but the ref informs him that this is not the legal man! Ultimatum slowly gets to his feet, and walks right into a Mike Johnson SUPERKICK!!!!! Johnson falls on top of Ultimatum, but the pin is broken up by Tara, who hits her MOONSAULT to break up the count!!!!!!! Crusher in, to take care of Tara, and he goes for a GERMAN on Tara, but Tara flips over him, whirls him, and....GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!!!!! Tara hits him with the GRRLPOWERBOMB!!!!!! Crusher nails the mat, and the women come out of their seats, cheering for Tara!!!! SHE'S MORE THAN JUST A PRETTY FACE!!!!! YES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SHE IS THAT EXTREME!!!!!! Mike Johnson, however, comes up and puts a lid on that with a face full of MUTA MIST!!!!! Tara staggers back, and Johnson goes to the top rope to finish off Ultimatum!!!! However, this tag team champion is all fire!!! Ultimatum jumps up and runs for the turnbuckle, grabbing Johnson and clasping his hands around Johnson's neck for some DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNATION!!!! At this point, Crusher gets underneath Ultimatum and nails THE CRUSHING BLOW!!!! ONE POWERBOMB...up, and DOUBLE POWERBOMB!!!! Uppp...and TRIPLE POWERBOMB!!! Ultimatum down, and Johnson leaps off the ropes with a no-barbed wire CRASH AND BURN!!!!!! NAILS ULTIMATUM!!!!! COVER!!!!!
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Winners of the match, and NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS....DAMAGE INC!!!!!
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Gold is going back to the Lost Boys!!!!! Well, there's one shocking set of circumstances...backstage we go!!!! And we find Johnny X and Matt Manson stalking the halls...and there's Kid Krazy!!! Krazy is standing up against a wall, stretching his legs...and THE LOST BOYS ATTACK!!!!! Johnny X rips Krazy off the wall and throws him through a catering table, as Matt begins to lay the boots down on him. Matt shouts "Mike Johnson WILL win the Rumble, chump!!!!" The Lost Boys leave Krazy in a pile of pastries and vegetable trays. Dang...I wanted a bearclaw. Maybe I'll send YOUR RESIDENT TECHIE out to get the A-Bob a bearclaw.
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Meanwhile, looks like the locksmith has made his way to the boiler room door. GQ stands next to him, murmurring helpful phrases like "Hurry up, geezer!" and "we're losing buyrates because of you!". At that moment, something slams into the door from the other side with enough force to dent it, nailing the locksmith on the head, and knocking him out. GQ stands over the fallen locksmith, kicking him slightly to wake him up. "Hey! Old guy! You gonna open this door or what?" Something bangs into the door again, and we hear "OH SHIT!!!" More crashing is heard, and...SOMEBODY OPEN THIS DOOR!!!!!
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Steven Kult versus Scarface - TV Title, defense rules in action.
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"Highway to Hell" begins to play, and the crowd, already hot about the Lost Boys title win, absolutely DESPISES this Underground b@stard!!! But there is no denying that this TV Champion, this Steven Kult, this Champion of Chairshots, Deacon of Devestation, Hellhound of Horror, Beacon of Batterings, Triumph of Technicality, this man is the epitome of the famous Kult wrestling family. He stands for all that is right and wrong with wrestling today. At his best, he is a wrestling genius, a purebred wrestler of the most scientific kind. At his worst, he is a true b@stard of a man, sneaky, conniving, and underhanded, the very essence of The Undergound. And now, he steps in the ring...and walks over the to the ref and whispers something in his ear. 
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And now, "Only The Strong Survive" by Flaw plays, and the crowd welcomes Scarface to the floor, as he prepares to challange once more to regain his former title. But unbeknownest to him, the moment he steps out from the curtain, THE TRON switches to the 15:00 countdown...and begins to tick! Scarface salutes the crowd, wearing his LOST BOYS SUCK shirt. The crowd cheers for him, but starts pointing at the clock as it counts down!!!! Scarface seems not to notice, stopping on the ramp and jawing at Kult, who simply points and laughs as Scarface continues to taunt him, unaware that he's already wasted two minutes of the match. Scarface continues to slowly walk down the ramp, trying to maintain his cool. Then he runs for the ring and slides in!!!! Kult charges for him with the belt, hoping to hit him with it before the bell rings, but instead of hitting him, Scarface kicks Steven in the gut, causing him to drop the title, and he nails an IMPLANT DDT ONTO THE BELT!!!! Before the bell rings!!!!!
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Scarface covers as soon as the bell rings, but Steven kicks out at 2, and comes up a bloody friggin mess. Scarface punches him out, and waves the blood off his hand, and glances at the clock to check his time. And does NOT LIKE WHAT HE SEES. 8:57!!! MOVE IT, SCARY!!!!! Scarface quickly goes for another cover, hooking the far leg, and Steven kicks out before one this time, and scrambles out of the blast radius. Scarface grabs Steven's leg, and gets a mule kick to the face for his trouble. Steven rolls to his feet, and Scarface drops him again with a clothesline....FROM HELL!!!!! Steven down, but bails out of the ring, and the ref starts counting. Steven grabs his belt and says "F*ck this", and he begins to walk away from the ring as the ref gets to 4...but Scarface won't have that!!!! Scarface scoots out of the ring and drops Steven with a clubbing blow to the back of the head. Steven staggers forward, and Scarface turns him around and tosses him down the ramp. Steven nails the ring, and Scarface is quick to toss him back inside.
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Steven rolls to his feet, bloody and battered, but he still charges for Scarface anyway, and Scarface nails his signature powerslam, emphasis on POWER, and hooks a leg. 1!!!!! 2!!! Steven kicks out, and sits up, allowing Scarface to clamp on a chinlock. Steven's blood runs over Scarface's forearm, and things are not looking good for our TV Champion. Scarface shoots a look up at the clock....3:23!!!!! MOVE IT!!!! Scarface decides that Steven's worn down enough, and he throws him down for a pin. Steven gets his boot on the rope, and the ref is forced to break up the count. Scarface up, pulling Steven up, and Steven catches Scarface with a cheap shot, then gets a quick KULT FOLLOWING that puts Scarface down!!! Worn out, Steven still finds the inner strength to head up top for his famous Kult-A-Pult, but Scarface gets up and catches him on the way down...with a BLACK HAND!!!!!! Steven down, in the middle of the ring!!!!! COVER HIM, SCARFACE!!!!! SCARFACE COVERS!!!!!!! 
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THE REF CALLS FOR THE BELL!!!! TIME'S OUT!!!! DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!!!!! HE WAS SO CLOSE!!!!!!
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Winner of the match...Draw.
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Meanwhile...Tony Stark has arrived in front of the boiler room door, his ear pressed to the side of it. He winces as the sounds of sparks flying is heard, and then Johnny X screams "AHHH! QUIT BITING ME!!!" Vlad's voice rings out "YOU ARE NOW MY SLAVE!!!!" Surprisingly, Johnny goes "YES MASTER!" Vlad responds "Uhhh...RIGHT! KILL BASS!!! BRING ME THE HARDCORE TITLE!" Bass responds with a hearty "WHAT THE FUCK?" as the door shakes and part of the wall breaks off. Stark sighs, and looks at Styles, who has grabbed the locksmith's tools and is working on the door. "Hurry up, or this one is coming out of your salary." Styles responds by shoving the picks into the lock. 
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Goodfella v. Drama (IC Title)
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“Touching Tounges” hits as dollar bills rain from the ceiling! THE Drama appears on the stage as a chant of Los Nemesis begins to fill the arena. Drama soaks it all up as he enters the ring. Before his music ends we see THE Drama whispering in the refree’s ear and shaking hands with the chap! What a nice guy Mr. D is, huh!? The Godfather Main theme hits and the crowd reacts like they’ve been given electro-shock therapy! Screams and boo’s hisses and slurs are hurled towards the Teflon Don….but he don’t get the name for nothin! That nasty smile of his never leaves his face as he slides in underneath the bottom rope. The bell rings and here we go folks!!!
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Drama charges in and Goodfella hits a Drop Toe Hold slamming the Iconic Comic’s throat right into the bottom rope! Goodfella immediately starts choking Drama to no end! But the ref is INSTANTLY there! And forcefully PULLS Goodfella off!! The Don looks outrageously at the ref and sees a one hundred dollar bill sticking out of his shirt pocket. As Drama gets to his feet, Goodie stuffs at least three more bills into the refs pocket and slaps him right in the breast. The ref smiles widely and motions Goodfella forward! What the h3ll is this crap?!?! Goodfella immediately reaches into his suit pants pocket and pulls out that bicycle chain!! Wrapping it around his fist he swings at Drama who has just gotten to his feet! D ducks!! And grabs Goodie by the throat!!!! STOCKS AND BOMBS!!!!!! Drama drops for the cover!!!! 1………………………………..
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Drama looks up at the ref who diverts his gaze. Drama breaks the cover and stands up. He pulls out a WAD of bills and stuffs them into the ref’s pocket!! Goodfella is stirring!! The ref is speechless! He just stares blankly at his ever-growing pocket and watches as Drama turns and rips that bicycle chain from Goodfella’s hand! He starts swinging!!!
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THWACK!!!
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THWACK!!!
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THWACK!!!
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Goodie is busted WIDE open!! Blood is splashing everywhere as Drama takes another swing!! THWACK!! But Goodfella throws his arm up and the chain wraps itself around his wrist!! He YANKS!! And Drama goes face first into the mat!! Goodie has the chain again and hops on the back of the iconic Comic, wrapping it around his throat!!! Drama begins gasping for air!!! And the ref is IMMEDIATELY on top of Goodfella trying to force him off the comic!! Goodie shoots the ref a nasty glare, and holds on for as long as possible, finally dropping the hold as the ref uses all his might to pull the Don off! 
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Goodfella gets RIGHT up in the ref’s face and instead of just pummeling the man…..pulls out a small box marked ROLEX. He hands this and a Visa Platinum to the ref, who pockets them in a heartbeat!! Now give me a break here!!! Somebody fire this guy!!! Goodfella turns and drops for a cover on the still breathless comic. 
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3-NO!!! Drama kicks out!! And boy did he have to do it fast!!!! What a sham this is!!! Drama just can’t get a fair shake here! Goodfella looks angrily at the ref who just shrugs as if saying, “How much faster can I count??”. The Don pulls D to his feet and SILENCER!!!! Yet as Drama goes over Goodies back, he flips over and lands on his feet!! He instantaneously grabs Goodfella and STANDING OVATION!!!! The Don goes down hard!!! Drama drops for the cover and the ref isn’t even WATCHING!!!! Drama cannot believe it!!! He just sits there out of breath and beaten down. He finally gets the power to get up and go get the attention of the ref who seems to be conveniently inspecting the ropes for safety or some such nonsense!! Drama spins the ref around and begins yelling at him. Seeing the watch around his wrist and the credit card peeking out over the wad of cash…The Iconic Comic is about to lose it! 
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But Goodfella has taken care of that for him! Because he’s up!! And has that d@mned bicycle chain!!! He swings itaround Dramas throat and pulls him into a new Jersey necktie!!! The signature move is just a LITTLE more devastating with the bloody chain and Drama is quickly fading!! Goodfella begins HOPPING up and down, violently jostling the comic in this choke-hold of death!! FINALLY dropping THE Drama once he’s sure the comic wont put up any more of a fight! The ref is amazingly paying attention now!! And begins the count!!!
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For the love of God!!! (Who may actually be in attendance, his SON is signed to compete in the next match!!) But seriously this was the worst abuse of officiating ive seen in my entire career here in the XAW!! Well…..maybe not. But still what a load of crap!!! 
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Winner of the match and STILL IC Champion………………..Goodfella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Backstage...Ultimatum is walking down the hall, toweling off and preparing himself for the Rooftop Rumble Royale. Tara Rysing steps in his way and smiles at him. "Hey, Ultimatum...too bad we didn't win tonight. It's okay, we did good." Ultimatum nods at Tara, smiling. And Tara smiles back and goes "But not good enough!" Tara reaches up and SLAPS Ultimatum, who turns and runs right into the males of Los Nemesis! Javex immediately reaches out with a GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!!!! And that snaps Ultimatum right back onto the floor, where Drama walks over, picks him up, and delivers a STANDING OVATION!!!! Ultimatum cracks the floor, but Nemesis still ain't done, as Billy lifts him up and delivers a BIG TOP DROP!!!!! One more Nemesis finisher to go, and Mangler delivers with some SWEET EXECUTION. Ultimatum lies on the floor, battered and bruised, and Tara leans down and caresses his face with her hand. "Sorry, Ultie-baby. You were a good partner. But when you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us. Don't mess around, or you'll have more than just opponents..." The rest of Nemesis chimes in with "You'll have a NEMESIS." Good God...
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Leary Garcia versus Jesus - World Heavyweight Title
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Smoke fills the arena as the bass beats of Afroman's "Because I got high" begins to play. Good Vibration, man, let me tell you. But the crowd, aside from the two hippies up in the balcony over there, are absolutely not feelin' this guy! He's The Hardcore Hippie from Hell!!! He's the World Heavyweight Champion! He's a member of The Underground! And he claims to be BIGGER THAN JESUS! But we'll find that out tonight! Leary Garcia, brandishing that World Heavyweight Championship, walks out to a hail of boos. Some people are even ready to STONE this guy...but he looks plenty stoned to me! HAHAHA, A-Bob is clever. Ah, whatever. Leary arrives in the ring, all smiles, because he KNOWS that Jesus hasn't arrived yet. I haven't recieved word about his car pulling into the parking lot or anything.
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But then...Leary's smile is erased as The Halelijuah Chorus from Handel's "Messiah" begins, and EVERY LIGHT IN THE BUILDING COMES ON!!!! The crowd comes to their feet, and begin cheering in a way that no man has ever been cheered for in the XAW!!!!! And then...the very fabric of the arena seems to tear apart, as the ceiling BURSTS open and....GOOD GOD!!! LITERALLY!!!! JESUS IS HERE!!!!! JESUS IS HERE!!!!! AND HE'S HERE TO KICK SOME HIPPY ASS!!!!! Leary is absolutely dumbfounded as Jesus LITERALLY descends from Heaven, and alights on the stage, as crucifx pyro lights up both sides of the stage!!!! MY LORD IN HEAVEN!!!!! Jesus points at Leary, who all of a sudden decides to get all brave again, and he shouts "BRING IT ON, GOD BOY!!!" 
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Jesus literally transports from the stage to the ring, and he's all up in Leary's grill!!!! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!!! We've had some surreal stuff here, folks....Macho Man Randy Savage, Mongoose McQueen, Webby...but this is CRAZY!!!! And Leary, being the devil's son as he is, spits in Jesus' eye, then slaps him in the face. Jesus takes the slap...then begins to laugh! And he looks straight at Leary, then TURNS THE OTHER CHEEK, daring Leary to nail him again!!!! WHOOOOOO! WAY TO PRACTICE WHAT YOU PREACH!!!! Leary decides that he's going to hell anyway, so he slaps Jesus' other cheek...and now it's ON!!! Jesus responds with his own slap, a LOUD ONE, that blasts Leary through the middle and top ropes!!!!! Leary lands on his feet, and Jesus runs the ropes, jumps on the top one, and does a PRAYING SHOOTING STAR!!!! He lands on Leary, and gets to his feet in a flash, tossing Leary back into the ring and appearing in the ring shortly after that. 
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Leary fights his way back to his feet, catching Jesus off guard with a rake to the eyes, but Jesus doesn't even seem to feel it, as he whips Leary to the ropes!!!! Leary reverses it, and Jesus bounces off the ropes, ducking underneath Leary's clothesline attempt, and he pulls Leary into a CRUCIFIX PIN!!!!! The ref counts!!!! 1!!!!! 2!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!! Jesus up, Leary a little slower, and Jesus drops Leary with a right Cross, then drops a leg over him for the cover!!!!! 1!!!!! 2!!!!!! Kickout again, but Jesus doesn't seem to be in any rush!!!! He pulls Leary right back up and sends him to the corner, running and leaping in with a FLYING SPLASH!!!! Leary totters out, and Jesus performs his signature CROWN OF THORNS hip toss to send Leary directly into the middle of the ring. Leary lays motionless in the center of the ring, and Jesus stands over him, looking at the crowd. He crosses himself, then makes an elbow pad appear out of nowhere, and he tosses it into the crowd!!!! And he runs the ropes...once, jumping over Leary...twice, jumping over Leary...three times, and he DROPS THE JESUS ELBOW!!!!!! Jesus kippups and looks around at the crowd, signalling that it's time to end this!!!!! 
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Jesus pulls Leary up, and sets him up for what may be a powerbomb, but Leary backdrops out of it and slumps down. Jesus lies on the canvas as Leary gets to his feet, but then Jesus sits up, getting to his knees and shaking his hands and head in a new kind of power!!! Leary is amazed!!! Leary attempts to punch Jesus, but Christ shrugs it off, still shaking his fists and head, and he begins walking around the ring in that manner. Leary makes another attempt, and Jesus stands straight up, eyes wide, and he points at Leary, going "YOU!!!!", and wagging his finger. Leary, never one to back down, tries for another punch, which is blocked, and Jesus rocks Leary with one punch...then another...then another!!! And backs Leary up to the ropes and sends him running!!!! Leary bounces off and Jesus goes for the Big Boot, but Leary ducks it and bails out of the ring. Jesus follows close behind, but Leary comes up with THE HOLY GRAIL!!!! And NAILS Jesus with it!!!! JESUS CHRIST WAS JUST HIT WITH THE HOLY GRAIL!!!!! The ref calls for the bell!!!!
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Winner of the match, by DQ....Jesus Christ!!!!
But still World Heavyweight Champion, and DEFINITELY going to hell....Leary Garcia!!!!
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Jesus doesn't even seem to feel the Grail shot, as he rips it out of Leary's hands, looks at it and says "I've been looking EVERYWHERE for this! Where did you find it?" Leary says "It's a long OOF" as Jesus kicks him in the gut, and sets him up, nailing his finishing CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB!!!!! Leary is laid out on the ground, and Jesus picks up the Grail, saying "I'll be taking this back too, chump." And with that, Jesus ascends back out of the arena, and the ceiling is good as new, as if it never happened! Wow....well, Leary certainly held his own with Jesus, and he's still World Heavyweight Champion. 
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Meanwhile....Tony Stark and GQ Styles are consulting their Official XAW Rulebook...wait, we have a RULEBOOK?! How come I didn't know about this? Inside, Bass is shouting "DIE, BLOOD SLAVE!!!!" A loud KA-BONG is heard, and Johnny shouts "NO, I MUST NOT DISOBEY THE MASTER!" Vlad laughs gleefully as Tony says "Hey, we can change the rules in a case like this. In extreme circumstance, the President or the Commissioner have the authority to change the rules! And since there's no ref in there, that's an extreme circumstance. So...um...first person out of the boiler room wins." At that moment, the door flies off the hinges and Bass Monsoon, bloodied, burnt, and battered, and holding a dead squirrel, falls out. As soon as he touches the ground, Styles shrieks "YOU WIN!!!!" Vlad follows Bass through, or actually flies out, and Johnny follow, screaming "BITE ME, FREAK?! DIE!" Well, Johnny's the only one standing...but in this case, Bass Monsoon barely won. AND WE DIDN'T GET TO SEE ANY OF IT!!!!! ARGH! This is such a screwy night!!!! However, as Johnny X stands around, looking at the carnage, who should appear but ALEXANDER DEVOIR!!!! Alex runs in and NAILS Johnny with a SHINING WIZARD!!!! Johnny lurches backwards and falls back into the boiler room. Alex looks at Bass and notices the Hardcore Title lying next to the broken man. He grins and picks up the title, saying "I claim this belt in the name of the Havok Angel. Number one contender be damned." And walks off...did he just STEAL the belt? Isn't that a sin?
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Winner of the match, and STILL HARDCORE CHAMPION....Bass Monsoon!!!!
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Okay, folks...are you ready? Time for the match that EVERYONE has been waiting for!!! All eyes to the ring!!!! THREE MEN!!!! ONE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT!!! THIS HAS BEEN BREWING FOR MONTHS NOW!!!!! LET'S DO IT!!!!!!
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Sugar Stevens verus Javex Valerius versus Johnny Killa - WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE
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WELCOME TO MY DESTINY
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The crowd is already on their feet....CHEERING!!!!! As pyro bursts up around the ring and The Offspring's "The Kids Aren't Alright" the crowd cools, and begins to boo...not because they aren't looking forward to this match, but more on principle. Sugar Stevens, the most vicous, heartless man to ever step into the ring, has aligned himself with The Underground, and it is not liked here. Monique does not travel down the ramp with him tonight, Stevens walks this path alone. Tonight, he may finish what has been brewing for so long. For so long, The Dragon has been that unconquered obstacle. For so long, The Phreak has been taunting him. Now, he has the chance to kill two birds with one stone, and recapture the World Cruiserweight Belt...for himself, and for The Underground. And as he steps into the ring, his music fades, and the still standing crowd bursts into a loud chant of "VIVA LOS NEMESIS!!!!!!"
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The crowd screams "THE DEITIES DRAGON!!!!" and the arena lights go out and are replaced by black lights. Black light dragons fly over the heads of the audience, Santa Esmeralda's "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood" plays, and they are PUMPED!!!!! NOBODY works a crowd like Los Nemesis!!!!! And nobody in Los Nemesis can get a crowd pumped like Javex Valerius!!! Javex appears at the top of the stage and points down at Sugar, who grins at him and gives him the 'bring it on' motion. Javex sprints down to the ring and slides in, watching in satisfaction as Sugar bails out. Javex runs to each turnbuckle and jumps on it, saluting his crowd, and many of them salute back, embracing fully the man who calls himself the Heart and Soul of the XAW. As Javex jumps on the last turnbuckle, the lights go GREEN...
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Cunning/Clever/Genius
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The crowd, still on their feet, goes ape as Johnny "Da Phreak" Killa, arrives on the scene, holding that World Cruiserweight Championship belt in his hand! He holds both hands high and the crowd eats it up, the Phreak Phans in Phull Ephect here!!! Johnny is raring to go, and this one is possibly the biggest in his career!!!! The triple threat matches have not been good to Johnny...the last time he was a World Champion in one, he lost it to The Mailman...but now's his time to make up for that! It's time for everything to come full circle! Three two-time champions!!! Three men who can go at it like no others!!! Three Cruiserweights who not only define the division, but blow every other division out of the water as a result of what they can do!!! Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight...it's for the ages!!! And it starts...next!!!!!
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And we're back after that way long commercial break, y'all. Johnny Killa is standing in the middle of the ring, holding the title out for both Sugar and Javex to gaze upon. Sugar snatches the title from Johnny and smiles at his reflection in it. Then Javex snatches it back from him and runs his fingers over the words "World Cruiserweight Champion". And then he reluctantly hands it back to a waiting Johnny. Johnny pats the title, then hands it over to the ref, who holds it high in the air to much applause. The ref calls for the bell as YOUR RESIDENT TECHIE is assigned to guard the title, and LET'S DO IT!!!!!! Javex gets things going by leaping at Johnny with a short arm clothesline, then lashing out with a side kick for Sugar. Javex keeps up the pace with a backhand for Johnny, then he switches gears and leaps backwards with a spinning elbow for Sugar. Javex lands on his back and kippups as Sugar stumbles backwards, and Javex runs and bulldogs him to the mat, but walks right into a frontside neckbreaker from Johnny Killa. Johnny puts the boots to Javex, who tries to cover up, then spins and smashes Sugar with a straight front punch to the mouth as Sugar attempts to sneak up on Johnny. Sugar staggers back, and Johnny bores full speed ahead at him, only to have Sugar duck and deliver a HIGH back body drop that send Johnny flying out of the ring!!!! 
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Javex kippups back to his feet and leaps up for a flying forearm aimed at Sugar's forehead. He scores, and Sugar is staggered enough for Javex to attempt an Irish Whip. Sugar reverses said whip, then pulls Javex back again and gives him his own short arm clothesline. Javex spins and hits the mat, and Sugar goes for a cover, but gets nothing as Johnny Killa rolls into the ring and breaks that up pretty quickly. Johnny decks Sugar, then goes for Javex, pulling him up and whipping him into a corner. Johnny runs in, and Javex gets a foot up into Johnny's grill, turning him completely around, then jumps up on the second turnbuckle and dropkicks Johnny in the back. Johnny hits the mat, but here comes Sugar!!!!!! Sugar runs in and BLASTS Javex with a SUGAR KICK!!!!!! Javex flies over the top rope and drops out of the ring, and Sugar jeers at the crowd as they boo him. Unfortunately, this leaves Sugar wide open, as Johnny grabs his legs, taking him down, then comes up still holding his legs, steps through, and locks on a SHARPSHOOTER!!!!! Sugar's pretty close to the ropes, but the angle that Johnny's got him at won't allow him to get them quite so easily!!! Sugar gathers his inner strength and crawls to the ropes, getting his hand around one, but at that moment, Javex gets up and kicks Sugar's hand off the ropes!!!! Johnny takes the opportunity to drag Sugar to the middle of the ring, and Sugar is in some serious trouble here!!!! Javex scrambles onto the apron, and jumps on the top rope, flying off with a missle dropkick aimed straight for Johnny!!!!! He nails Johnny in the back, breaking up the hold, and Johnny slumps to the mat.
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Javex rolls Sugar over and hooks a leg! 1!!!!!! 2!!!!!! Kickout, so Javex pulls Sugar up and positions himself behind him, pulling him backwards and into a CALL OF THE DEITY!!!!!! The crowd comes alive as Javex hollers for Sugar to give it up, but Sugar ain't having it!!!!! Sugar thrashes wildly, trying to fight Javex off, but he's swinging and missing all over the place!!! This is remedied as Johnny runs in with a GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!!! He NAILS Javex, who drops, and Sugar lands on top of him!!!!! 1!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!! Johnny yanks Sugar off and mounts him, pounding away, then getting up and firing the crowd up with a few quick shouts. The crowd cheers him on as he pulls Sugar back to his feet and nails him with an elbow, but the second is blocked, and Sugar starts fighting back with some quick jabs of his own. Sugar goes for a straight front kick, which is blocked and caught pretty handily by the Good Doctor, and Sugar responds with a KICKERIFFIC ENZEGURI!!!! Johnny's eyes roll to the back of his head, and Sugar gets up, looking at his two fallen foes. Sugar smirks at the crowd, drawing some heavy boos, but it doesn't faze this bastard a damn bit. Sugar goes for Javex, grabbing him to pull him back up, but that sneaky Dragon grabs a handful of hair and rolls him into a small package!!!!!! 1!!!!!! 2!!!!!! Kickout, and Sugar gets up and delivers a soccer-style kick to the downed Dragon. Johnny up, going for Sugar, and Sugar runs forward, scoots around Johnny, and clamps on the RESTLESS DREAMS sleeper!!!!!
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Johnny isn't having that, so he pulls backwards and gets his arms around Sugar, hitting a high back suplex, then bridging Sugar's shoulders to the mat!!!! 1!!!! 2!!!!!! Sugar gets a shoulder up, but retains his sleeper hold on Johnny's head. Johnny rolls to one knee, and SHOVES Sugar toward the ropes, breaking up the hold, and Sugar rebound, comes back at Johnny, and gets a DOWNLOAD for his trouble. Both men down, and Javex finds it a suitable time to kippup and take a gander at his two downed opponents!!!! He looks at the turnbuckle, then at the crowd, asking...should he? The crowd once again comes out of their seats, egging him on, and looks like he's gonna listen!!!! Javex runs the ropes, leaping over both men once...twice!!! Getting a good running start, and he heads for the turnbuckle!!! And at that moment, Johnny Killa does his own kippup and he runs after Javex, running up the same turnbuckle, catching him as he lifts off, and hitting a RAVEPLEX!!!!! RAVEPLEX!!!!!!!! Javex is snapped back to the mat and he rolls a few times, landing on his stomach. Johnny scrambles over to him as the crowd goes absolutely ballistic, and he rolls Javex over!!!!!
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1!!!!!!!!!
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2!!!!!!!!!!!
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SUGAR BREAKS IT UP!!!!! Wow, that was almost it!!! Sugar dives and nails Johnny in the head to break it up, then pulls Johnny up and delivers a nice little COMPACTER to keep Johnny down for awhile. Sugar turns his attention to Javex, pulling him up and sending him to the ropes. Sugar swings in with a clothesline, which Javex ducks and runs to the other side of the ring!!! Javex grins and springboards off the ropes, coming straight for Sugar with the JVX CLOTHESLINE!!!!! Sugar's got no time to react, and Javex gets ALL OF IT, sending Sugar flying over the top rope. Johnny up, and he comes up behind Javex, screaming SPANK DA MONKEY, and performing said move. Javex counters the inventive move, landing on his feet and snapmaring Johnny into a sitting position. Javex then delivers a LOUD kick to Johnny's spine, then follows up with another, even louder!!! Johnny arches in pain as Javex continues to vent his frustration on Johnny's vertebrae, then runs back to the rope, and flips over Johnny with the Tribute to Perfection running snapmare. Johnny's head nails the mat and he lies back, allowing Javex to scramble over for the cover!!!!! 1!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!! Sugar flies off the top turnbuckle with the TOTAL OBLIVION MOONSAULT, nailing Javex in the back and breaking up the count!!!! 
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Sugar pulls Johnny up and scoots around him, hooking his arms back and going for the BACK TO REALITY Dragon Suplex, but damned if Johnny's going for that. Hell no, Johnny flips backwards over Sugar and locks his own hold on, then pops those hips and sends Sugar up and over with a GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! Johnny holds on, pulls Sugar back up, switches up the hold and nails a NELSON SUPLEX!!!! Sugar is NOT looking great, as Johnny pulls him back up, switches up the hold for a Dragon suplex, then looks up as Javex comes flying off the top turnbuckle, over Johnny's head with a SUNSET FLIP!!!! Johnny holds onto Sugar as they both go over Javex, and both men's shoulders are down, with Javex holding the pin!!!! GOOD GOD!!!!!
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1!!!!!!!!!!
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2!!!!!!!!!
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BOTH MEN KICKOUT!!!! The white hot crowd bursts into chants of "HOLY SHIT!" Sugar slumps onto his front and Johnny rolls to his feet, charging Javex! Javex comes straight up, hooks onto Johnny's side and stares him straight in the eyes, grinning as Johnny's arm gets hooked up. Johnny gives him a look of pure horror and....ONE HANDED FINAL DELIVERY!!!!! JOHNNY DOWN, JAVEX COVERS!!!!!!
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1!!!!!!!!!!!
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In the mass locker room, preperations for the Rooftop Rumble Royale have stopped, as every eye has turned toward the screen, so awed is every man by the drama of the match....
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2!!!!!!!!!!
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In Hollywood, Marco Manner looks at his screen and slowly screams for Johnny to kick out...
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3.....NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOHNNY KILLA KICKED OUT!!!!!! JOHNNY KILLA KICKED OUT!!!!!! HE'S NOT GOING DOWN LIKE THAT!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!! The crowd goes absolutely insane as Javex slumps to the mat, wondering what in God's name it's gonna take to keep Johnny down? Javex slowly gets to his feet, and bends to pick Johnny up, but his head snaps back as Sugar's foot sails in and tags him with a SUGAR KICK!!!!!!!!! Javex snaps down and Sugar falls on top for a pin!!!!!!!
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1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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In the Underground locker room, the stable is shouting in joy as they prepare for their stablemate to be crowned champion....
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2!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sitting at home, Monique can only watch, although she may not comprehend what is going on. And then, she begins to giggle....
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THR-KICKOUT!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!! JAVEX KICKED OUT!!!!!!!!! The crowd is so loud out here that I can barely hear myself scream!!!!!!!! GOOD GOD WHAT A MATCH!!!!!!! Sugar gets to one knee, shaking his head in frustration, muttering that it can't happen like that. And he looks at the top turnbuckle and nods his head that he's gonna go there. Sugar walks to the turnbuckle and climbs up, his body racked with pain...and Johnny Killa races up the turnbuckle and grabs Sugar for a RAVEPLEX!!!!! RAVEPLEX!!!!!! Sugar nails the mat and Johnny races over for the cover!!! 
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1!!!!!!!!!!!!
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In the back, by himself, CameraDude watches in amazement as his mentor struggles to keep his title...
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2!!!!!!!!
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High in the mountains, Johnny's sifu looks up at the sky, smiles, and nods his head in satisfaction....
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KICKOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GEEZ!!!!!!!! Johnny will not have that, and he gets up and finds a GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!! Sailing right for him!!!!! BLOCKED!!!!! Johnny grabs Javex's foot and whirls him around, then Sugar slowly gets up, kicks Javex in the gut and goes for a SUGAR STUNNER!!!!! When he turns, Javex shoves him forward, and Sugar runs right into the Phreak's own GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!!! Sugar's head snaps back and he hits the mat, and Javex runs in with his own GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!! Time seems to slow down as Johnny turns back and his chin is immediately whipped up by the force of the kick!!!! Johnny slumps to the mat, and Javex slumps down and falls on him. The ref slides into position....
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1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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In the Los Nemesis locker room, the Nemesis crew is going absolutely batty, screaming Javex's name....
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2!!!!!!!!!!!!
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At his home, The Mailman looks around at his friends Juliet and The Postmaster General, and smiles because everything has come full circle once more....
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S DONE IT!!!!!!! HE'S DONE IT!!!!!!!! BY GOD, JAVEX VALERIUS HAS DONE IT!!!!!!!! THE CROWD GOES ABSOLUTELY INSANE, BECAUSE HE'S BY GOD DONE IT!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!
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Here is your winner....and NEW WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION.....JAVEX VALERIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Javex remains lying on top of Johnny, barely concious is he as the ref pulls him off and rolls him onto his back, placing the World Cruiserweight Title on his chest. Los Nemesis floods out of the back to chants of "VIVA LOS NEMESIS!!!!! VIVA LOS NEMESIS!!!!!" Billy The God Clown helps him up, putting one arm on his shoulder, damn near picking him up due to size difference! They help him to the back, Javex clutching his third World Cruiserweight Title, as if he will not let it go this time...Good GOD!!!! What an absolutely insane match....
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And we've got one more to go, folks!!! Are you ready? We're gonna take it to our special correspondant, Miya, who's standing on the roof of the Bank of America building, which is right next to the XAW Arena roof! Hey Miya!!!! What's up, yo? "HI, A-BOB!!! We've got a bunch of fans lined up on roofs around the arena today, because we've got a special treat for them!!!! It's gonna be 24 of the brightest and best that XAW has to offer!!! As you know, 4 people will start!!!!! 2 people will come every 2 minutes!!!! The only way to eliminate someone is to throw them off the roof!!!! In whatever manner neccessary!!!! This one's gonna be great, A-Bob! I'm psyched!!! And I know our fans on the roofs around us are psyched! Right, guys?!" Cheers go up all around the XAW Arena, inside and out, and Miya says "Okay, A-Bob, back to you, it's about to start!"
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24 PLAYERS!!!!!! 1 WINNER!!!!! A SHOT AT A WORLD TITLE GOES TO THE WINNER!!!!!! LET'S GET READY TO RUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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On the roof first is Mike Johnson, who was forced into the slot by Ultimatum, as Ultimatum tossed him off the roof at the last Thrashing, earning Ultimatum the number 24 slot. Next up on the roof...Sugar Stevens? This is NOT good, because Stevens was just in a massively long match, and he is not looking too good. Almost like he just dragged himself up here. Up next....last year's winner, THE Drama!!! THE Drama is looking as rested as he could be, but none too happy...and he doesn't get any happier as number 4 appears, and it's GOODFELLA!!!!! How ironic...the last two men in the battle last year are some of the first this year. Ha ha!!!! We've got 4 refs going here!!!! One for each corner...and a couple refs hanging out on the street below. Let's DO IT!!! And EVERYONE goes for Mike Johnson first!!!!! Sugar drops him with a quick Sugar Kick, blindsiding him, which allows him to stumble into the path of THE Drama, who lifts him onto his shoulders and hits a STANDING OVATION!!!!! Mike hits the ground, and Goodfella starts whipping the sh!t out of him with his bike chain!!! Drama snatches the bike chain from Goodfella, shoving him away...and then HE goes buckwild on the new tag team champion, absolutely tearing him up!!!! Sugar and Goodfella both tackle Drama and drag him toward the edge of the roof, but Drama will NOT be bullied around by the Underground. He starts lashing out some more with that chain, whipping it directly onto Sugar's unprotected arm and ripping off a good chunk of flesh, then swatting Goodfella away and slashing him across the face with it. Mike Johnson gets up and runs for the trio, and Drama cuts him down with another well timed slash. And we've got less than 5 seconds to go!!! Goodfella pulls Drama toward the edge...and here come the next two!!!!!!
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5!!!!!! LEARY GARCIA!!!!!!! 
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6!!!!!!! CRIMSON!!!!!!!!! THIS AIN'T GOOD FOR DRAMA!!!!!!! 
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Both men go for Drama, who teeters on the edge, but he gets one foot ahead and charges forward, tackling Crimson to the floor!!! Leary starts pounding on him, shouting for Sugar and Goodfella to do the same, but Drama's not going down!!!! DRAMA'S FIGHTING OFF THE UNDERGROUND!!!!! GET ON YOUR FEET, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!! GET ON YOUR FEET FOR THE DRAMA!!!!! A chain shot for Crimson!!!!! A SICK Knife Edge chop for Sugar, that earns some loud WHOOOOO's from all around the other rooftops!!! And Drama grabs both Goodfella and Leary and goes OLD SCHOOL on them, knocking their heads together for the proverbial meeting of the minds!!!! It's actually Mike Johnson who puts a stop to this, giving Drama a face full of the Muta Mist!!!! Drama staggers backwards, trying to cleanse his eyes of the nast, and Johnson lurches forward with a SUPERKICK!!!! Drama hits the floor, and Crimson gets up, going straight for the Leader of the Lost Boys!!!! But Sugar cuts him off!!! Johnson's got a belt that he wants!!!! Sugar lays into Johnson with some sick shots, then winds up and goes for another SUGAR KICK!!!!!! ONLY A FEW SECONDS LEFT!!!!! Johnson BLOCKS THE SUGAR KICK!!!! And whirls Sugar around, locks up behind him, and delivers the rarely seen TESTDRIVE!!!!! <br></br>

7!!!!!!!!! TARA RYSING!!!! THE FIRST DIVA EVER IN THE RUMBLE!!!!!!!!
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8!!!!!!!!!! BILLY THE GOD CLOWN!!!!!!! LOOKS LIKE LOS NEMESIS IS ABOUT TO EVEN UP THE ODDS!!!!!!!!
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Tara and Billy go straight for Goodfella, who freaks and tries to get away from the oncoming Nemesis onslaught. But he runs right into Drama, who catches him with a STOCKS AND BOMBS!!!!!!! Leary sneaks up behind Tara and grabs her around the throat, causing her to scream in panic as he drags her toward the edge of the roof. Billy charges after the hippie, and he throws Tara down and tries to catch Billy with a back body drop, but he forgets that Billy weighs in excess of 300 pounds, and Leary can't get him up!!! Leary holds his back in pain, and Billy nails him with a NASTY KLOW KICK that nearly knocks Leary unconcious!!!!! Leary fights off the haze, however, and he fights on. Meanwhile, Crimson and Sugar are picking apart Mike Johnson, who's having a whole lot of trouble fighting the pair off. Sugar wraps his arms around Johnson's head for the Restless Dreams sleeper, and Crimson starts getting in a whole lot of body shots. Mike tries to fight them off, even trying to dart around Sugar for a suplex, but nothing doing, as Crimson is holding Johnson in check now. However, Drama charges onto the scene and goes right for Crimson, who actually hops up on his shoulders and starts pounding on the fatigued Drama's head!!!! HERE COMES THE NEXT ONES!!!!!!
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9!!!!!!!!! JAVEX VALERIUS!!!!!!! THE NEW WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION IS HERE!!!!!
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10!!!!!! LANA!!!!!! LOS NEMESIS ARE IN COMMAND NOW!!!!!!
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Javex actually comes flying onto the scene, with an amazing overhead neckbreaker for Crimson, taking him off of Drama's shoulders with the CRUEL SUEDE SHOES!!!!!! Drama helps the fatigued Javex to his feet and grins at him...yep, the D(rama) & D(ragon) CONNECTION ARE READY TO TEAR THE RUMBLE UP!!!! Meanwhile, Lana and Tara have decided to ambush Leary for his earlier attack on Tara, but Leary's doing a pretty good job of fighting them off. Of course he is...he's the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! He's BIGGER THAN JESUS!!!!! Or...well, physically anyway. Jesus wasn't too impressive as far as physique. Leary goes for a Hacky Sack Toss on Tara, but Lana breaks that up with a WHOOO! Knife Edge Chop!!!! Tara lands in front of Leary and kicks him in the junk, doubling him over quite handily. She sets him up, with Lana's help, and Lana helps Tara deliver the GRRLPOWERBOMB!!!!!! ON THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!! Leary hits the roof, dazed, and Tara and Lana slap hands, then get sidetracked as Mike Johnson and Billy The God Clown rumble past them. Lana turns to watch and gets nailed with a SUGAR KICK!!!!! That drops her off the side!!!! LANA HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!! Tara angrily goes right for Sugar, who sidesteps her and pulls her down to the ground with a yank of the hair. Tara hits the rooftop, curled in pain, and Sugar just starts laughing. And then realizes that two more people are headed in!!!!!
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11!!!!!! BASS MONSOON!!!!!! THE HARDCORE CHAMPION COMES BEARING WEAPONS!!!!!!
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12!!!!!! MANGLER!!!! LOS NEMESIS IS ALL HERE!!!!!!!!!
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Bass arrives on the scene, having been cleaned up a little after his boiler room brawl, and he starts pulling weapons out of his bag...shurikens, a police baton, a pool cue, a...pie eating trophy? Weird guy. A ukele, an empty bottle of Jack Daniels...that DAMN DEAD SQUIRREL. And he grabs something else and goes straight for Mike Johnson with it!!!! He nails Johnson right on the head with it, and Johnson flies off the roof!!!! JOHNSON, ELIMINATED!!!! Bass holds up his weapon triumphantly...it's a sign that says LOST BOYS SUCK!!!! Meanwhile, Mangler has zeroed in right on the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, and they're getting dangerously close to those weapons that Bass brought in!!!! Leary grabs a pool cue, but Mangler tosses a couple of ninja stars his way, and Leary has to go all Matrix and dodge a few, swatting a few more away with his pool cue. Meanwhile, the D&D Connection are taking it to the Brothers Fella and Fire, absoutely ripping them a new one!!! Goodfella gets a GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!! That leads him right into a second STOCKS AND BOMBS, and puts him down. Crimson comes onto the scene, dropping Javex with THE THERMAL DETONATOR, then grabbing a chair and tossing it at Drama. Drama catches it, and Crimson leaps up with a VAN-DAMINATOR!!!!! Drama drops the chair and stumbles back towards the edge of the roof, and Crimson charges him, but at the last second is caught by Billy The God Clown, who muscles him onto his shoulders and BIG TOP DROP!!!!! OFF THE EDGE!!!!!! CRIMSON, ELIMINATED!!!!!!! Billy pulls Drama to safety and pulls Javex to his feet, and the three shout "VIVA LOS NEMESIS!!!!" And looks like our next couple are coming on board!!!!
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13!!!!!!! STEVEN A. KULT!!!!! THE TELEVISION CHAMPION IS COMING TO AID THE UNDERGROUND!!!!! <br></br>

14!!!!!!! THE RUSSIAN!!!!! WHY THE HELL IS HE EVEN IN THIS THING?!?!?!?!
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Steven storms the roof and starts nailing everything in sight with THE REAL DEAL OF STEEL!!! Shot for Javex!! Shot for Bass!!!! Shot for Mangler!!!!! And a SICKENING shot for Tara that takes her right off of the roof!!!!! Tara has been eliminated!!!!! Steven laughs at his handiwork, but is tackled by Billy, who yanks the chair out of Steven's hand and SMASHES it over Steven's head, denting it pretty well. Meanwhile, The Russian stumbles onto the scene, and that chicken suit has seen better days. It barely has any feathers left, and what feathers there are look brown and dirty. He's still oiled up like a prize fighter, however, and that just makes it even more disturbing. However, he seems to have made a quick enemy, as Bass Monsoon screams "DIE, SCUM!!!" and runs over with a...is that a tazer? Monsoon sticks it into The Russian, who goes "WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-A-A-A-A!!!!" Yep! That's a tazer. The Russian crumples, smoking, and Bass smiles for the camera, bragging about his Goodfella Brand Tazer. Sugar goes over and yanks the tazer out of Bass' hand, then smashes his own ukele over his head. Bass stumbles for a moment, turning his back on Sugar, who hooks up his arms and hits the BACK TO REALITY Dragon Suplex!!!! Bass flips and falls over the edge, but catches the edge, and pulls himself back up, only to have Sugar leap in with a SUGAR KICK, and drop him off the edge!!!! Bass has been eliminated!!!!! Sugar slumps to one knee...and we've got incoming!!!!
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15!!!!!! JOHNNY KILLA!!!!!!! WITH BRICK!!!!!!!!
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16!!!!!!! SCARFACE!!!!! THE BLACK HAND OF THE XAW HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!
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Johnny Killa NAILS Sugar in the back of the head with Brick, and Sugar was WAYYYY to close to the edge!!!!! GOOD GOD!!!!! SUGAR STEVENS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!!!!!! Johnny ain't done, and he charges at Billy The God Clown, smashing him too over the head with Brick, watching in satisfaction as he stumbles forward, then darting in front of him and nailing a SPANK DA MONKEY!!!!! OVER THE EDGE!!!! JOHNNY KILLA HAS JUST ELIMINATED BILLY THE GOD CLOWN!!!!! JOHNNY IS TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS!!!! AND THE PHREAK PHANS ARE LOVING IT!!!!!!! Scarface charges onto the scene and goes straight for a once-again bloody SAK. Scarface grabs the REAL DEAL OF STEEL and just starts taking Steven apart with it!!!! Time after time, shot after shot, the Real Deal of Steel is just being bent to match Steven's skull!!!! Scarface slams it across Steven's head once more, then tosses it off of the roof, onto the neighboring Bank of America building, where a couple of fans start fighting over it. Javex, Drama, and Mangler are now working over Leary, just kinda tearing him up by themselves. Goodfella comes to the rescue, tacking Javex dangeously close to the edge. This distracts Drama long enough for Leary to nail Mangler with the pool cue, snapping it over his head, then setting him up with the HITS FROM THE BONG!!!!! The first powerbomb hits, and Leary lifts him up for second...then turns and tosses him at THE DRAMA!!! Mangler and Drama collapse in a pile, and Leary slumps back down to the ground. I guess getting your ass beaten by Jesus didn't help much, huh Leary? INCOMING!!!!!!
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17!!!!!! KID KRAZY!!!!!!! HE'S HERE TO MAKE AN IMPACT!!!!!!!!!!
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18!!!!!!! JULIE SIMMS!!!!!!! THE LOST BOYS ARE BACK IN EFFECT!!!!!
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Kid Krazy and Julie arrive at almost the same time, and Julie jumps on Kid's back and starts trying to claw his eyes out, seeing as how Kid has cost her honey-bunny some trouble. Kid tries to pull her off, but doesn't want to actually go so far as to hit her, because that ain't his thing. However SCARFACE has no trouble yanking Julie Simms off, and he slams her to the ground, pointing at her and shouting "WHERE'S MIKE NOW?!" Kid Krazy ain't havin' this, so he punches Scarface in the back of the head, then nails him with a crescent kick that takes Goodfella-Lite to the ground. Kid Krazy follows up with a nice spinning leg drop, then he punches Scarface in the head for good measure. But this isn't the guy that Kid Krazy wants...Kid Krazy looks up...and sets his sights on the Cruiserweight Champion!!! Krazy runs for Javex, but is cut off by Drama, who nails him with a knife edge chop that sends Krazy to the ground HARD. A few WHOOOOO's come up from other buildings, and Drama picks Krazy up. Drama whips Krazy, then reverses his own whip and sets Krazy up for a TILT A WHIRL BACKBREAKER, but Krazy reverses into a hurricanrana that sends Drama flying. Krazy lands on his feet and gets a GLORIA POR DOLOR for his trouble!!!! Krazy down, and Mangler walks over and clamps down a Texas Cloverleaf to keep the kid down. Goodfella runs up and grabs Javex, blindsiding him and hitting a SILENCER to put the little jumping bean down for awhile. Then looks up...more are headed in!!!!! <br></br>

19!!!!!! CLAUDIA!!!! THE LAST DIVA IN THE RUMBLE!!!!!!
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20!!!!! WEBBY!!!!! THE MASKED WONDER, THE DEFENDER OF ALL THINGS XAW!!!!!!!
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Webby soars in and NAILS Russian in the back of the head!!! Russian stumbles forward toward the edge, catches Webby, and both pitch off the side!!!! Webby and Russian have elminated each other!!!! Oh Cruel Irony!!!! Claudia goes right for the downed Julie Simms and starts putting the boots to her. Kicking the crap out of her, and it's not looking great for Julie!!!! Claudia picks Julie up on her shoulders and starts walking toward the edge of the roof, ready to toss her off!!!!! Julies wriggles off and SHOVES Claudia...and Claudia pitches off the edge!!!!! CLAUDIA, ELIMINATED!!!! JULIE SIMMS REALLY IS THE DIVA KILLER!!!!!! However, that doesn't stop Scarface from coming up behind her, grabbing her, and throwing her off as well!!!!!! JULIE SIMMS, ELIMINATED!!!! Scarface turns around, and Johnny Killa is all up in his grill, waving at him. Scarface snarls, throws a punch, and grimaces as Johnny ducks, and SPEARS him...right off the edge!!!!!! SCARFACE, ELIMINATED!!!!! That was three, QUICK!!!! Johnny dusts his hands in satisfaction. Mangler comes and grabs Johnny, giving him a GERMAN SUPLEX, holding on, bringing him up, and delivering a SECOND one. Johnny is pulled back up, Mangler holds on, and Johnny gets a THIRD one!!!! Mangler pulls Johnny up and Johnny blocks a fourth, then gets a GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!! And Mangler pops back and nails the fourth one anyway!!!! Los Nemesis is quite the cohesive unit today!!!!!! INCOMING!!!!!!
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21!!!!!!!! KILLSHOT X!!!!!! HERE TO TEAR APART LOS NEMESIS!!!!!!
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22!!!!! JOHN DEERE!!!!! THE WORKING MAN'S HERO IS HERE FOR ALL HIS DEERE-HEADS!!!!! YEE-HAW!!!!! <br></br>

Killshot goes straight for Mangler and Javex, who smirk at each other, bend down, and HIGH back body drop Killshot X over the rooftop!!!!! KILLSHOT X, ELIMINATED!!!!! That was easy. John Deere, however, will not be so easily taken care of, as he charges right where Killshot had gone, and he drops Javex and Mangler with a double clothesline. Kid Krazy charges the hero of the working man, and Deere catches him and bearhugs the hell out of him, shaking him like a rag doll!!! Krazy taps, but that won't do any good here, so John decides to hit Krazy with the WEED WHACKER!!!!! Krazy hops around as a result of the inverted atomic drop, and John adds insult to injury with some tobaccy juice to the eye!!! Krazy goes down, face full of cancer juice, and John raises his arms; the Deere-heads for MILES go crazy, until LEARY GARCIA decides to have a word with the hero of the working man. Leary comes up behind him and takes him down with an ACID DROP, then kick him in the skull a few time. Steven A. Kult pulls him up for good measure, steps to his side, hooks up his arms, and hits the SAK-FU!!!! RIGHT ON THE ROOF!!!! Deere clutches his head, and SAK and Leary shake hands...and then Leary dives out of the way as Kid Krazy comes soaring in with a dropkick to SAK!!!! SAK stumbles toward the roof edge...and FALLS OFF!!!! STEVEN KULT, ELIMINATED!!!!!! AND WE'VE GOT OUR LAST GROUP COMING IN!!!!
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23!!!!! VLAD!!!! LAST MEMBER OF THE UNDERGROUND!!!!!!
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24!!!!! ULTIMATUM!!!!! FINAL MAN IN!!!!!!
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Ultimatum goes STRAIGHT FOR LOS NEMESIS, grabbing Mangler and Drama by the throat and running toward the edge with them in his massive grip. Mangler and Drama kick at Ultimatum to free themselves, but it isn't happening, and Ultimatum holds them over the edge. Drama manages to kick Ultimatum in the face, which staggers him, and he lets go of both men!!!!! Drama grabs the edge of the roof, but Mangler falls off!!! MANGLER, ELIMINATED!!!!! Ultimatum recovers, and pulls Drama back up, ready to take him out, but Drama punches him in the face, and drops onto the roof. Ultimatum turns and gets a GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!!! Which sends him off the edge!!!! ULTIMATUM, ELIMINATED!!!!! Vlad goes right for John Deere and jumps on his back, baring his fangs and going straight for his neck!!!! Kid Krazy surprisngly comes to the rescue, going into Bass's bag, and coming out with a piece of garlic, which he throws at Vlad!!!! Vlad jumps off Deere before the garlic can hit him, and hisses at Krazy, who doesn't seem to care, as he pulls a wooden stake out of Bass' bag!!!! Krazy charges, but is cut off by Goodfella, who grabs him mid run, and flips him over his back for a NEW JERSEY NECKTIE!!!!! Deere runs to help out Krazy, but is cut off by Leary Garcia, who simply shoves him in the right direction, and Deere flies toward the edge and falls off!!! DEERE, ELMINATED!!!! 
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Vlad runs for Krazy, perhaps to bite him, but Johnny cuts off Vlad with THE STAKE!!!! As Vlad is in mid jump, Johnny DRIVES THE STAKE INTO HIM!!!!!!! Vlad staggers backwards, and Johnny is all up on him, battering him with lefts and rights, uppercuts and clbs, and finally...Johnny swings his foot out behind Vlad, and trips him...over the edge!!!! VLAD, ELIMINATED!!!! SIX MEN REMAINING!!!! THE Drama goes for Goodfella and knife edge chops him, causing him to drop Krazy, but Goodfella fires back with his own knife edge chop! Can you believe these two have been in it since the beginning?! Javex goes for Kid Krazy, who trips him up, then mounts him and starts pummeling him. Johnny Killa pulls Krazy off, then grabs Javex and starts doing it himself, beating his face in. Javex tries to fight off, throwing Johnny off of him, swinging at Krazy to keep him at bay, but Leary Garcia shows up, and hooks Javex into a BAD MOON RISIN'. Kid Krazy charges Leary, but Johnny Killa cuts him off and drives him toward the edge! Johnny tries to whip Krazy off, but Krazy reverses into a spinning headscissors, and sends Johnny flying off!!!!! Johnny holds on to the edge, and Krazy tries to stomp his fingers off, but Johnny grabs his leg and yanks him off the edge!!!! KRAZY, ELIMINATED!!!! Johnny, however, is forced to let his free hand go, and he flies off as well!!!!
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Two Member of the Underground!!!! Two member of Los Nemesis!!!! Leary and THE Drama trade blows as Goodfella takes Javex down with a DDT. Goodfella runs over to help Leary, and he tackles Drama...and BOTH men dissapear over the edge!!! Just like last year!!!!! LEARY AND JAVEX REMAIN!!!! Leary turns, and he finds Javex running right for him!!! WITH A SPEAR!!!!! Leary and Javex too go over the edge...and once again, it looks like it's gonna come down to the wire!!!! Leary and Javex fall, still fighting the whole way down...Goodfella and Drama are already on the ground, screaming for gravity to make an exception for their stablemate...and...BAM!!!! They hit!!! Refs rush over...and both men get their arms lifted!!! One ref says that Leary's the winner!!!!! Another says that Javex won it!!!!! Drama and Goodfella rush over, both claiming victory, but that's not helping either...and then...hang on, I'm getting a message here...alright, here's the judgement from Tony Stark...
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WINNER OF THE MATCH...AND NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE....LEARY GARCIA!!!!
WINNER OF THE MATCH...AND NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE....JAVEX VALERIUS!!!!!
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So what does this mean? Unification match? Two matches? There's a whole lot of explanation to do here!!!! But what a show!!!! And ladies and gentlemen...we're heading into the new year!!! And Thrashing is gonna have us see...
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Julie Simms versus Claudia (Diva's Title - Diva Killer Match)
THE Drama/Javex Valerius/Mangler versus Goodfella/Leary Garcia/Steven A. Kult
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See you then!!!!
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<br></br><br></br>February Furor  2-07-04<br></br><br></br>
Multi colored pyrotechnics arch to the ceiling, delighting the young and frightening the old, that's right Ladies and Gentlemen, Furor is here!! We're coming to you live from the beautiful XAW arena in the heart of St. Louis, Missouri. I'm A-Bob, but you all know that. Who's ready for some action?
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In the End by Linkin Park begins to play and out walks the beloved president of the fed, Tony Stark. Behind him, looking rather downcast is the Commissioner GQ Styles. Your Resident Techie tosses Stark his mic, for fear of his job. Let's listen in on what the boss is about to say.
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"XAW fans, Furor is here!!"
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The fans erupt into a chorus of cheers. Stark waits for the applause to die down and then starts with his monologue. 
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"First off, on behalf of my inept Commissioner, I'd like to apologize to each and everyone of you for the postponement of Thrashing. Twice. Also, after some ah, creative bookkeeping, we will be going on another road trip for Thrashing after Furor. I'll make the announcement after the first match. Now, Mr. Styles would like to publicly apologize for his idiocy concerning Thursday."
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Styles steps forward, his eyes downcast. YRT throws him a mic and…
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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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Styles shakes violently as electricity courses through his body. He falls to the ground, still in a fit of spasms. Stark looks down at him and then to YRT, who merely shrugs.
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"Mr. Styles would like to convey his sincerest apologies."
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Stark heads to the back as security comes in and drags the smoking body of the Commissioner to the back. Hey, wouldja look at that. Tonight's card is being formed in the smoke. That's better than anything you'd see on Massacre or Thrashing. Yeah, that's right, I said it…B!tch!

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The Sly Garden Gnome v. Webby
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Claudia (C) v. Alyssa Fox v. Lana v. Monique v. Grace Joplin v. Linzy Memoria (Elimination match for the Divas Title)
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GreyHayze v. Orphan Siville
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Alexander DeVoir v. Johnny Killa (C) (Hardcore title)
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Dark Destiny v. The Lost Boys (C) (Tag titles)
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Steven Kult (C) v. John Deere (TV title 15-minute time limit)
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Goodfella (C) v. THE Drama (IC title)
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And your main event…
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Leary Garcia v. Javex Valerius (Heavy and Cruiserweight unification match, 2 out of 3 falls Warrior pride match)
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Ok, that's that. Ladies and Gentlemen, let's get it on!
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As isn't customary, we're going straight to the ring for the first match. Hip to be Square by Huey Lewis and the News begins playing over the PA and here comes the Sly Garden Gnome, accompanied to the ring with MANGLER!!! The Gnome looks focused, he looks prepared. He better be with his opponent tonight. Mangler sets him down in the ring and bails, fearing the wrath of the Gnome. You all laugh, but this piece of plaster isn't playing any games. He bullied Tony Stark into letting him perform tonight against his archrival. With that, the theme song to The Greatest American Hero starts and here comes Webby. Ladies and Gentlemen, the bottled wonder, the defender of all things XAW is HERE!!!! Accompanied to the ring by Jenna Jameson, Webby stars down the gnome, daring him to put up a fight. Jenna places the Bottled Wonder down and the ref calls for the bell.
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WEBBY v. THE SLY GARDEN GNOME
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This one starts as the two inanimate objects just stare each other down. MY GOD!! The Gnome is using his patented SLY STARE DOWN!!! But Webby is undaunted. He stares back with the fire of a thousand bottles, not showing any fear. How long can these two continue this stare down? Meanwhile outside the ring, Mangler has strolled up to Jenna Jameson and I think the A-Bob heard something about the Bang Forum. Jenna smiles sweetly at him and then crushes him with a right hook! Mangler slams into the ring, sending Webby straight into the air! He falls with breakneck speed towards the Gnome who stares at him, daring him to hit the move. 
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HE DID IT!!! HE DID IT!!! WEBBY HIT THE RUSSIAN ELBOW!!!
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He lies on top of the gnome, all his bottled energy spent. The ref begins the count.
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2…
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3!!
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Winner of the match and still the greatest inanimate object in the XAW…Webby!!!
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Mangler stares in disbelief, knowing full well that he has to face the wrath of the gnome. He jumps into the ring to help up his fallen friend. Jenna grabs Webby and heads for the back. Let A-Bob say that Jenna Jameson is one fine piece of A….
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Hold the phone, Mangler is screaming in pain as the Gnome has him in the dreaded What The ? big toe lock!!!! Mangler taps furiously but the gnome won't have it. Wait, Mangler's supposed to the Hardcore Deity is he not? The Man taps out to a 3-fingered Texas titty twister and now to a big toe lock? What gives? Anyway, security is in the ring and their dragging the gnome to the back. Mangler gets up to the ENTIRE crowd laughing at him. And he responds by flipping the bird to them all. He jumps out of the ring and disappears behind the curtain. 
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Backstage we go to the Administrative Offices where Tony Stark is ready to make an announcement. Take it away Boss.
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"Thanks A-Bob. XAW fans, I'm here to announce the road trip that we will be on for the upcoming Thrashing. We will be live from Chicago, Illinois. Ok, let's get back to the action and to your favorite announcer and mine, A-Bob!"
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Thanks Boss. Let me say right now that A-Bob is excited as all get out for this next match. 6 beautiful divas will vie for the Diva's title. Now Claudia's got to be seen as the favorite, but never count out the Naughty Nurse Lana. Also, you've got two former divas champions in Grace Joplin and Monique.
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Bodies by Drowning Pool hits and here comes the ultra sexy Alyssa Fox. She sprints to the ring, ignoring the whistles and catcalls. She bounces up and down, and so are her…ah 99 Ways to Die by Megadeth hits and here comes Lana and Linzy Memoria. They wave to the men in the crowd and some actually pass out. F^cking rookies! Now if the A-Bon was left alone with these two beauties, well, let me tell you…. sh!t, Underground by Unwritten Law begins signaling the arrival of three of the most beautiful creatures on earth, yet three of the most despised women in the fed. All six women are in the ring and the ref calls for the bell.
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Claudia v. Alyssa Fox v. Lana v. Monique v. Grace Joplin v. Linzy Memoria (Elimination match for the Divas Title)
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All six women pair off. Claudia goes straight for Linzy, Grace for Alyssa and Lana for Monique. I'll try and keep up folks but with 3 fights going on at one time, it'll be difficult. Claudia is in the corner, rocking the Dragon Mistress with powerful right hands. Linzy tries to back pedal but is stuck against the turnbuckle. She finally ducks a punch and comes in behind Claudia. Claudia whirls into a GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!! Her head snaps back and to the mat she goes. Linzy hits the turnbuckle in one leap hitting the rising Blood Goddess with some Sincerity. She strangles the champ. Meanwhile Lana and Monique are rolling around on the mat.  Hair is being pulled and heads slammed into the mat. Ok, let's see what else is going on. Grace has Alyssa up and nails Leary's HITS FROM THE BONG!!! One powerbomb, two powerbombs. The Fox is out. Grace pins. 1..2..3! Alyssa eliminated! Grace immediately goes for Linzy whose got Claudia on the verge of passing out. She breaks the hold and Claudia scampers to the corner to catch her breath. Linzy hits Grace with a dropkick that sends the hippy goddess out of the ring. But now Claudia's back to her feet and on the top turnbuckle. Linzy turns in time to get nailed with a DARK ANGEL!!! Claudia covers, 1..2..no, she pulls Linzy up, not satisfied with hitting that move. She bares her fangs for the crowd and BLOOD GODDESS!!! She drops for the pin again, 1…2…3! Linzy eliminated! Gracie makes her way back to the ring and Lana is in a world of hurt! She's got all 3 Underground Diva's to deal with. Grace and Claudia both make a beeline for the Naughty Nurse who up until this point has had her way with Monique. 
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Grace charges Lana, who instinctively hurls Monique at the charging hippy. They collide and hit the mat. Claudia, however, hangs back. Lana charges the Dark Princess and spears her down. She rips the champ to her feet only to have Claudia rake her eyes. Lana stumbles back. BLOOD GODDESS!!! Claudia nailed it! She pins, 1…2..kickout!! Lana tries to get back to her feet but Claudia is all over her. She winds up for a roundhouse right but Lana moves a bit faster, kicking her in the gut. CAMEL TOE!! CAMEL TOE!!! Claudia looks like she's out! Lana pins, 1…2…3! Claudia eliminated. Lana kicks the Blood Goddess out of the ring and heads right over to the still prone Grace and Monique. She pulls Grace to her feet, nailing some knife-edge chops (WHOOOO!). Grace stumbles to the corner. LANA GO ROUND!!! Grace hits the mat again. Lana pins, 1…2…3! Grace eliminated! That means we're going to see a 2 time Diva's champ no matter what. Grace rolls out and is checking on the still unconscious Claudia. Lana turns back to Monique. Monique is back to her feet however. She kicks Lana in the gut, PREMIERE!! Lana's head slams into the mat courtesy of the pedigree. Monique mounts the Naughty Nurse and slams fits into her head. Monique looks up to the arena ceiling and screams at the top of her lungs, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!! She pulls Lana to her feet and gets a dropkick to the mush for her trouble. Lana heads for the ropes.
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THWACK!!!!
Claudia just leveled Lana with a chair!!! Monique is up and FINAL CUT!! She hooks the leg, 1..2..3!! 
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Winner of the match and NEW Diva's champion……Monique!!
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Lana stares at Claudia with disdain, but knows that even though she ran through the Underground's Diva's, she's not going to press her luck a second time. 
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Lana leaves Claudia and Monique alone at ringside, as Grace has also departed. Claudia walks over to the table and grabs the Diva's title and joins Monique in the ring. Monique stares at her and smiles as Claudia hands over the belt that she loved. Monique takes it and drapes it over her shoulder. She mouth's the words Thank you as Claudia starts to exit the ring. Monique however, grabs the Blood Goddess by the arm, whirls her around and OH MY GOD!!!! THEY'RE KISSING!!!! I THINK I'M SEEING SOME TONGUE ACTION!!!
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………..Picture goes to static…………
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Hey we're back and A-Bob has been informed that the D-TV network cut all of you out of the wonderful scene. D*MN YOU JANET JACKSON!!
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Monique and Claudia head up the ramp arm in arm, giggling like schoolgirls. 
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Backstage we go and to the Underground's locker room where Vlad and Sugar stare into the monitor, mouth's agape. Leary, Goodfella, and SAK all stare at them. Leary breaks the silence.
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"That was the coolest thing I've ever seen!"
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Goodfella puts his head into his hands, shaking it side to side. SAK scratches his head.
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"What does that mean for you two?"
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Sugar and Vlad look at each other and remain silent.
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To the commissary we go as Mangler is pleading with the garden Gnome to forgive him. It doesn't appear to be working. Scarface walks into the café and strolls up to Mangler, who either doesn't see him or is ignoring him. Scarface gets up in his grill.
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"So, first your retard brother dumps the best woman here and now you tap to a big toe lock. First the Texas Titty twister, now this."
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Mangler glares back at him, Say that again, jack*ff."
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Scarface smiles, "I said…."
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SWEET EXECUTION, SWEET EXECUTION!!! Mangler just drove Goodfella Light through the table. He storms off and the camera pans over to the garden gnome who's holding a note that reads:
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Put that in your pipe and smoke it…B!tch!
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Alrighty then, back to the ring. This next matchup ought to be a doozy. Two of the most highly successful rookies to ever enter the XAW will face of. Without further adieu…
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Black Magik by Megadeth blares from the sound system and a puff of smoke is seen in the ring. GreyHayze is here and ready to continue his winning streak. The Keys to Gramercy Park begins and here comes Orphan Siville. Striding with him step for step is one naughty bit of crumpet, Rem Severam. The Jungle Man looks determined to get going, so let's get to it. The ref calls for the bell and this one is underway.
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GreyHayze v. Orphan Siville
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Orphan goes straight for the magician, only to get a face full of Cineration. Lucky for Mr. Siville his old jungle instincts come to bear and he doges before he can sustain some nasty burns. He backs off a bit, wondering how to attack this man, this GreyHayze. Grey circles Siville and decides to hell with it and ties up the much bigger man. Siville tosses Grey across the ring with his brute strength and then wipes his hands together. Grey smiles and nods at him. Here we go again, another tie up. This time, Grey goes on the offensive, hitting a fall away slam. Siville rolls to his feet and rushes the magician and attempts a spear, only to have Grey disappear into a cloud of smoke and appear behind him. That was cool. Anyone else think so? Nevermind, A-Bob is rambling. Orphan picks himself up and looks back at Grey. The Magic Man only smiles and calls for him to come get some. Siville nods and ties him up, hitting an Olympic slam. Grey bounces off the mat and to his feet. Again, the two just stare each other down. Another tie up and Orphan whips Grey into the ropes. He runs them himself, leveling Grey with a decapitating clothesline. Grey hits hard and tries to get up but Orphan falls down onto him and wails away with right hands. Rem is on the outside cheering on her, whatever he is. Wait a minute, Claudia and Monique have made their way to ringside and Rem hasn't them yet. Claudia goes one way, Monique the other and now they've got Rem boxed in and now she knows she's in trouble. Monique charges in and gets nailed with a superkick to the noggin, dropping her to the concrete. Claudia however grabs Rem and BLOOD GODDESS!!! Rem is on the ground and bleeding. Orphan turns in time to see it and bellows to his companion, girlfriend, business associate, whatever. Grey takes advantage as the Divas leave ringside, satisfied with their handiwork. Grey whips Orphan around only to be staring in the mug of a wild animal. Orphan whips the magician into the corner and follows up with a big boot. But as Grey starts to fall, he catches him and stands him up. You all know what this means, it's time to go to the Asylum. 10 ear claps and a kick to Grey's little magic man and he falls to the mat, clutching his, yeah, you know. Orphan goes to the top and look out, DEATH FROM ABOVE!!! He sticks the head butt and pins, 1…2…3!
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Winner of the match…….Orphan Siville!
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Orphan immediately jumps from the ring and rushes to the aid of the fallen Ms. Saverem. He picks her up, and heads for the back.
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Back to the admin offices we go as the cameras once again pan in on Mr. Stark. He appears to be berating GQ again and there's a loud thud against the door. Stark smiles and looks at GQ. 
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"Answer that would you?"
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Styles gets up from his desk and opens the door. FINAL DELIVERY, through his desk! Stark looks at the Postal Sensation with a tight smile. 
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"Figured you'd be showing up. So, I had the doors reinforced with titanium. Regardless, what the hell do you want?"
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The Mailman gets right up in the Boss's face. 
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"You've got two options tonight Stark. One, you put the Mailman in the godd*mn match with SAK and John Deere or two you make the Mailman the special godd*mn ref for the match."
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Stark looks at him and sighs. 
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"We can talk about this."
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Back to the ring we go as 46&2 begins to play signaling the arrival of one Alexander DeVoir. This ought to be a spectacular matchup as this feud has been brewing for a couple of weeks. The arena goes green and Epic by Faith No More begins to play. DA PHREAK IS IN THE HOUSE!!! Johnny strolls casually to the ring, smiling and laughing the whole way down. He reaches the ring and throws in a garbage can of hardcore goodies and here we go.
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Alexander DeVoir v. Johnny Killa (Hardcore title)
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Johnny immediately goes for the weapons cache and Alex opts instead to hit the Phreak with a bicycle kick to rams Johnny's head into the garbage can. Johnny shakes his head and comes up swinging with a RUBBER CHICKEN. He, in fact, hits the Hardcore father hard enough to daze him and he goes routing around for another weapon. He grabs a kendo stick and brings it down over Alex's head. DeVoir hits the mat and Johnny stands over him, ready to strike yet again. Not this time Phreak. Alex low blows Johnny and then clotheslines him down. He heads over to the corner and pulls the cover off the turnbuckle, exposing the metal underneath. He goes back to Johnny and whips him into that same corner. The man with the PHD in strategy hits hard and has the wind knocked out him. He turns around and here comes Alex with a FALLING ANGEL!!! Johnny takes the brunt of this head on and crumples to the mat. Alex begins to grin a bit and decides it's time for a LEAP OF FAITH!!! Again, he sticks the move. Johnny rolls around on the mat in obvious pain.
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Alex turns his back to find himself a weapon to finish off Da Phreak with. Johnny rolls onto his stomach, pulling himself up. He grabs DeVoir and hurls him into the corner, Alex's head and the exposed turnbuckle colliding. Devoir's cut!!! Johnny falls to his knees and tries to catch his breath while he has a moment. Alex starts to stir. Johnny sees this and looks for another weapon. BRICK!! JOHNNY'S GOT BRICK!!! He hurls Brick at ales, catching him right between the eyes. Alex slumps once again. Johnny takes advantage pulling Alex to his feet and whipping him into the ropes. SPANK DA MONKEY!!! Alex sail over the ropes and Johnny follows with a suicide dive. MISSES!! Alex rolled out of the way in the nick of time. Now both men are lying motionless on the ground. Alex stirs first but Johnny begins to move as well. Both men get to their feet but Alex moves first. RETRIBUTION!!!!! Johnny nails the concrete hard and Alex drops for the pin, 1…2…kickout! <br></br>

Johnny took a good shot, but he managed to kick out. Alex goes on undaunted. He reaches into the ring, grabbing the trashcan and nailing Killa over the melon with it. Johnny falls to the ground once more. Alex drapes the can over Johnny's midsection and head back into the ring He takes to the turnbuckle once again and FALLING ANGEL ONTO THE CAN AND JOHNNY!!!! Alex is still bleeding profusely. He pushes the can out of the way and pins again.
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Winner of the match and new Xtreme Hardcore champion…..Alexander DeVoir!!!!!
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Let's head backstage while this mess gets cleaned up. Claudia and Monique are walking down the most dangerous hallways in the world and who should appear right in front of them, Mike Johnson and Crusher, that's who. Mike reaches for Claudia and the cocking of a gun is heard. Johnson and Crusher turn around to see 6 or 7 of Goodfella's, ahem, employees pointing Glocks in their direction. Claudia smiles sweetly at the duo.
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"Sorry boys, another time perhaps."
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Johnson and Crusher depart quickly, not wanting to incur the wrath of armed guards. OK, that's a new one; let's get back to the action shall we??
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Damage Inc. by Metallica starts to play as does the chorus chants of LOST BOYS SUCK!!!! Johnson and Crusher are totally oblivious to this for once and head directly for the ring. They've got their hands full tonight. Awaken by Disturbed begins to play and here comes the challengers, Vlad and Sugar Stevens, aka, Dark Destiny. They stroll to the ring getting bigger boos than the Lost Boys did, if that is possible. Hell yes it's possible, this is the Underground. Vlad and Crusher are going to start this one off so let's get to it.

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Dark Destiny v. The Lost Boys  (Tag titles)
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Vlad and Crusher circle one another, Vlad still thinking about getting locked in the worst named finisher of all time, The Crunching Crusher. God, A-Bob hates that name. Anyway, the two tie up and Crusher immediately hits a trio of rolling germans. Vlad however gets right to his feet, much to the chagrin of the Crusher. The Dark Man motions for Crusher to come on and Crusher obliges, running head on at the dhampir. Vlad however, sidesteps, sending Crusher through the middle rope and headfirst into the metal pole. He falls back to the ring with little birdies flying around his head. Vlad tags in Sugar and let the double-teaming commence. 
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Vlad drops Crusher with a short arm clothesline that sends him spinning in the air. Sugar sticks a Moonsault as Vlad exits the ring. Stevens takes Crusher and hurls him towards Mikey J. There's the tag and this is going to get ugly. Johnson spears down Sugar hard, folding the former champ in half. Johnson's on fire as he grabs Stevens and choke slams him back to the mat. Again, Johnson pulls him to his feet and it's time to go for a test drive!!! Stevens is in a world of hurt as Vlad is clapping for him to tag out. Sugar just looks at him and screams no. Vlad smiles, seeing the look on Sugar's face and knowing what it means, being on the wrong end of it before. Johnson pulls Sugar up by the hair and Stevens lashes out with the SUGAR KICK!! BLOCKED. Mike just holds him there for a minute and starts to pull him back to his corner. Sugar leaps and KICKERRIFIC!!!
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Johnson slumps to the mat, the back of his head throbbing. Sugar falls gracefully to the mat. He watches for a moment as Johnson is slowly crawling to tag in the eager Crusher. Sugar regains some of his composure and grabs onto Mikey's leg, dragging him back towards the dark Destiny corner. He rises slowly and locks in some Restless Dreams!! Johnson fights but to no avail, Sugar has it locked in tight. Crusher however, runs in and breaks the hold, driving his foot into Stevens's kisser. The ref orders Crusher back to the corner and he complies. But with the distraction, Vlad runs in and pulls Mike to his feet. IMPALER!!!! Johnson is down and split open. Vlad scurries back to the corner before the ref can even see what happened. Sugar leaps for the corner and tags in the Blood God. Vlad comes in and throws Mike into his own corner, begging Crusher to get back in with him. Johnson immediately tags in his partner to get the hell outta Dodge.
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Crusher again charges the Dark Man blindly. Vlad sidesteps and takes him down with a drop toehold. Crusher slams his face into the amt and Vlad wastes no time locking in a crippler crossface. No Dice! Crusher rolls out and grabs the dhampir by the tights and hits s snap suplex. Vlad is on his feet quickly and lashes out with a Stevens like superkick of his own. He drops Crusher like a bad habit, and pulls him to his feet once again. The Dark dhampir whips Crusher towards an unsuspecting Mike Johnson and they collide, sending Johnson of the ring mat and into the security railing. Vlad tags in Sugar and I think it's all over except for the shouting. Sugar grabs Crusher and whips him into the ropes. He tags Vlad back in and proceeds to nail Crusher with a devastating tilt a whirl backbreaker! He holds it as Vlad goes airborne with a guillotine leg drop. That's right folks, DEAD ON ARRIVAL!!!!
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Winners of the match and NEW tag team champions….Dark Destiny!!
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Wow folks what a match. Even the A-Bob was impressed with that showing! Okey dokey, backstage we go. 
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The Mailman is prancing by the curtain dressed in a referee outfit. Guess that answers our question as to what capacity he would be in this match. 
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Back in the Underground's locker room, SAK is fuming. Goodfella is trying to calm him down but it doesn't appear to be working. 
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"Look Steven, you've been in tougher spots, this is just a bad situation. You can do this."
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SAK shakes his head viciously, "No, this is bullsh*t! What do I have to do to get that Postal Peon to just roll over and die?"
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The camera's fade back to the ring as Paint it Black by the Rolling Stones erupts over the PA and here he comes, the Postal Sensation that's sweeping the nation, THE MAILMAN!!!!! The Big Man sprints for the ring as the crowd erupts into cheers. The Mailman enters the ring and takes his time on each ring post, raising that big hand of his into the air. The crowd mimics the salute each and every time. 
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5 O'clock Somewhere by Alan Jackson and Jimmy Buffet begins to play and here comes that tractor driving fool, John Deere! He speeds to the ring on his tractor, topping out at an impressive 18 MPH. He stops short of the ring, disembarks and enters. The crowd is going insane, as apparently there are a lot of Deere Heads here tonight.
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Highway to Hell by AC/DC beings and the cheers immediately subside and go straight into boos. Here he comes folks. You know him as The Franchise, The Dictator of Disembowelment, The Champion of Chairshots, The Lama of the Ladder, it's Steven Kult! He gets to the ring, the Real Deal of Steel in his hands, but the Mailman is telling him to get rid of it. This ain't a hardcore match. Steven glares at his nemesis and tosses the chair onto the floor. The timer is set and this one is underway.
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Steven Kult v. John Deere (TV title 15-minute time limit)
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SAK begins circling Deere, staring down the Working Man's Champion. Deere grins at him sheepishly and both of them tie it up. John acts first, hitting a stalling suplex. SAK hits the mat and gets right back up. Deere'd gonna have to come up with something better than that to win this match. SAK connects with a roundhouse right that staggers the challenger. KULT CLASSIC!!! Deere hits the mat and then SAK goes airborne. KULT A PULT 3.7…BIATCH!!!!
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He looks up at the clock. 13:34 left. SAK shakes his head, thinking time is moving rather slowly. He stares at the Mailman, who just waves him on to the match. Deere stirs and gets to his feet. He extends a hand to SAK, who just slaps it away and gets a little Southern Comfort for his trouble. He falls back, tobaccy juice in his eyes and John levels him with a powerful clothesline. He pulls SAK to his feet and drops to the mat for a little Southern Hospitality. SAK falls after the low blow, looking directly at the Mailman, who seemingly didn't notice the illegal punch or just didn't care. Deere's turn to look at the clock and we're down to 6 minutes. John better hurry as SAK is nowhere near done. He pulls him up and WEED WACKER!!!! SAK again hits the mat and Deere drops for the pin, 1…2…kickout!
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Now the Mailman is furious. He grabs Deere, slapping him across the face and screaming at him,
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"No godd*mnit, this is how you do it."
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SPECIAL DELIVERY, SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!
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SAK is down and he isn't moving too fast. Deere goes up top and FERTILIZE THIS!!!!! He sticks his finisher and drops for the pin. Mailman counts, 1.2.3!
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Jeez, that was a quick count.
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Winner of the match and NEW TV champion…John Deere!!
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Backstage we go as it is now time for the official weigh-in for tonight's heavyweight Championship match! The communal locker room has been cleared of its usual dregs and in their stead are Javex Valerius and Leary Garcia. Tony Stark stands beside a Leary Garcia R.I.P. OFF brand scale. Both men strip down to their skivvies. Proper weigh-in style and all. Now Leary doesn't take the BEST care of himself….and javex….well….we've all seen the little guy's appetite lately. SO you don't need A-Bob to tell ya that this isn't the most pleasant sight in the world. But what we ALL notice now is that there is absolutely NO WAY that Leary has lost fifteen pounds. If anything…the guy has GAINED a few due to his decreased time in the ring lately. This should be one interesting weigh in! 
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"Leary you first." Stark stands aside as Leary steps on to the scale and the digital reading says two hundred thirty pounds on the nose. Amazing! I've never seen the guy diet or do ANYTHING remotely like exercise besides his time in the ring! How could he have lost fifteen pounds?? "Congratulations on losing those last few pounds, Leary." Stark says as he motions him aside.
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"Javex, you're up." But the deities Dragon KNOWS something is up now!! "C'mon Stark!! That scale is a complete rip-off!! HELL….the NAME says it!! Are all you people that friggin oblivious!? Gimme this!!" Javex grabs the scale, Leary shouts, "Hey that's my propert-" CRACK!!! Leary gets a face full of his own scale!! Which being manufactured in a sweatshop by twelve year-olds in Guadalajara, shatters upon impact!!! Leary is down!!! Javex storms over to the corner where a NORMAL scale sits collecting dust. He pulls it out and stands it next to Stark. "Now weigh me in, Prez. I GUARANTEE you I wont come up light this time!!" Stark looks at the scale and begins moving the little weights back and forth. Finally coming to a realization, "This can't be right! It says you weigh in at, two hundred an…eighteen pounds!!! You gained….twenty three pounds!! I only ordered you to gain fifteen! This could be detrimental to your health! The insurance people are gonna have my @ss. What were you thinking??"
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Javex just snaps!! And ala, Mailman's disrespect for authority, he backhands Stark right across the face!!! "Wake up man!! Leary's scales are rigged!! I had almost gained the entire fifteen LAST time we weighed in!! And that smoked out hippie hasn't LOST ANY weight! Look at the bastard…he's probably GAINED a few pounds!"
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Stark looks down at the unconscious hippie. "OK Javex. After the IC Title match I will make a special announcement regarding your match with Leary. Now get to your locker room and wish Drama luck, he's up next." 
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And with that we're headed to the ring…..whoooooooooooooooosh!!!
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Can you feel it, folks? That electricity is IN THE AIR!!!! This one's been a LONG TIME COMING!!!!1 These two guys are mirror images of each other. Rich....FILTHY RICH. With unparallel skills in our sport. Both owners of large companies. Both members of each of the SuperStables that wreck havoc in our company. One - Rules over that evil empire known as the Underground, with ruthless tactics and an iron grip, Goodfella defines all that is wrong with the XAW. The other - A self made man, who has gradually become synonomous with XAW thanks to D-TV, D-Shirts, and other business ventures; a man who was insturmental in the reformation of the only group strong enough to dethrone the Underground as the Premier SuperStable, THE Drama has been chomping at the bit for his chance to get to Goodfella. The time has come. IntraContinental Title on the line...let's do this!
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Goodfella v. THE Drama (IC Title) <br></br>
VIVA LOS NEMESIS!!!!!!!! <br></br>
The crowd absolutely goes batty as dollar bills begin to fall from the rafters, and we AAAAALLLL know who this is!!!!! Yes, THEY'RE ON THEIR FEET!!!! "Touching Tongues" by Vai blows up the speakers as a whirlwind of white and red sparks form on the stage...and striding through that whirlwind is none other than THE one....THE only....THE DRAMA!!!!! Drama is hyped up, ready to take control of the IC Title!!! And we know he can do it!!! This man was one of the most successful World Heavyweight Champions of all time, and if ANYONE can unseat Goodfella, it's him!!! Drama marches down to the ring, shedding hat, coat, and cane as he goes, leaving YOUR RESIDENT TECHIE to scoop them up in his wake. Drama slides in the ring and turns just in time to hear...
This is....Strictly Business....
A small burst of pyro lights up the stage as the once exuberant crowd turns its attention to the stage, booing as they haven't all night. For this man, this bane of the XAW causes them to focus all their hate on that one word....UNDERGROUND. The Godfather Theme plays, hanging in the air, as Goodfella strides out, sneering at the crowd, the IC Title sinched tightly around his waist. Goodfella takes a good look at his opponent in the ring, locking eyes with him, and never releasing that eye lock as he begins his steady trip to the ring. His walk is slow, menacing even, as only this man can be. No one can doubt Goodfella's ability...he may not look it, but he is a former Hardcore Champion...and he was the FIRST EVER IC Champion. Goodfella's visage is one that lurks in the back of the mind of every World Champion in the world, knowing that he at any time may choose to challange, and they can lose their title just like that. And now he enters the ring, and now he comes face to face with his opponent, unslinging his belt and letting it drop. Is it a final act of disparagement, or is it nonchalance? In either case, fate will be decided. Now.
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The two corporate big-wigs tie it up in the center of the ring and neither man looks like he will budge!! Finally, Goodfella drops to his ass bringing Drama down in a Jawbreaker! The Don slides around and takes Drama's legs out from under him immediately climbing on to the back of the Comic and throwing crossface punch after crossface punch to the face of THE Drama!! Who after one too many punches reaches over and in a Snap Mare like motion he bring goodfella crashing down in front of the comic. Drama is up to his feet and pulling Goodie with him! Signature knife edge chops-accompanied by the crowds WOO'ing-back Goodfella into the corner! Where Drama MOUNTS the turnbuckle blasting shot after shot into Goodie's face!! 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10!!! Drama hops off the turnbuckle and Goodfella falls FACE FIRST to the mat!!!

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The Iconic Comic rolls Goodie over and makes the cover. The ref drops and counts….1…
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KICK OUT!!!! Goodfella kicks out!! And is now being pulled BACK to hi s feet by THE Drama, this time sending him into the ropes! Goodfella rebounds and…Spinning Wheel Kick!! The Comic staggers backwards as Goodfella comes on now. An uppercut to the chin sets drama up for a signature Cicillian kiss!! The comic is down!! Goodie drops to the mat and locks in an STF!!! Drama's face contorts in pain as Goodfella wrenches the hold even tighter!! Drama reaches out for the ropes….and just can't get them!! The ref drops his hand ONCE!!!  The crowd is on their feet!!! The ref drops the arm TWICE!!!! The crowd is going ballistic!!! C'mon Drama!!! You can do this!!! The ref drops the hand the THIRD-NO!!! Drama's arm springs to life and Goodfella releases the hold! He pulls the now very woosy Drama to his feet and Revolver!!!! 
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Goodie covers!!
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KICK OUT!!!! Drama has kicked out!! Way to go Mr. D!! But Goodfella cannot believe this!! Drama staggers to his feet and Goodfella's stare conveys that he hates this man with the fire of a thousand suns!!! He charges and Drama hits a signature Tilt-A-Whirl backbreaker!!! Goodie's down now!!! But D isn't done yet!!! He pulls the Teflon Don back to his feet and Stocks and Bombs!!! Goodfella hold the sit-down chokeslam for the pin and this one MUST be over!!!
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THR-NO!!!!! Goodfella just kicked out as close to three as one man can get!!! And the Comic is amazed!! How much punishment can the Don actually take?? Drama is DETERMINED to find out!! He grabs Goodfella and hoists him onto his shoulders!!! Its  Standing Ovcation Time!!!!
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But midway through the move, Goodfella drops from the comic's shoulders!!! A few quick shots to set it up and….SILENCER!!!! SILENCER!!!! Drama is down!!! The comic may be out of this one!!!!!

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TH-NO!!!!!! Drama kicks out of the Silencer!!!!!! Can you believe these two men!? Neither one can believe the punishment endured by the other. But one is bound to succumb!!! Goodfella backs off to the corner to regain his breath. Leaving Drama to stagger to his feat, using the ropes to pull himself up. Great minds think alike one man said, and these two men have proven their greatness!! Reiterating that fact as BOTH men sprint forward nailing simultaneous clotheslines!!! BOTH men down!!!!

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Goodfella crawls over, grabs the Comic's leg and locks in a FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!!! The comic is in pain!! And I tell ya what folks…he's GOTTA TAP!!! Sweat pours down D';s face as he screams in pain!! His shoulders constantly hitting the mat making the ref begin the count over and over again!! Goodfella may have this one yet again!! Drama lays back and the ref counts one more time….

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DRAMA FLIES FORWARD!!!! Latching his hand around Goodfella's throat!!!!! He's still locked in that formation, but he's sure Gott Goodie in a position!! Both men lock gazes, Drama screaming in pain!! Goodfella, gasping fro air through Drama's hold!!! 

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Goodfella won't release thast hold….and Drama wont let go of his throat!! Until Goodfella's eyes begin to roll back in his head!! The hold's grip lossens and Drama lets go!! BOTH men slump back on the mat…and the ref stands up beginning a ten count!!!!
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THREE!!!!!!
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FIVE!!!!!!

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Both men are stirring!!!

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SIX!!!!!!!!

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SEVEN!!!!!!!!! Both men are using the ropes in an attempt to pull themselves up before 10!!!
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EIGHT!!!!!!!

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NINE!!!!!!

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Drama staggers up!!!!! He's shakier than he's EVER been…but he's on his feet!! Goodfella gets to his-NO!!! The Don falls back to the mat!!!!!! 
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TEN!!!!!!
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The match is over!!!!! Goodfella couldn't make it to his feet!!!! The match is over!!!! Drama is your new IC Champion!!!!! Can you believe that match folks!?!? The punishment distributed was immeasurable!!! Until the next two combatants get in the ring. Because they may create the measure by which all punishemt is set against!!! But before we get to that……
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Winner of the match and NEW IC Champion……………THE Drama!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Back in the office...Styles, complete with neck brace, facial bruising, and a bandage on one arm...he's REALLY taking some flack for this Thrashing screwup, huh?...is working on the board. You know...the board!!! That thing that never went away after the Rumble? It still has all the participants names up on it. Styles is working on erasing the board, and Stark is directing the camera attention to himself. "Ladies and Gentlemen...earlier in the show, I announced that we are taking a trip to Chicago, IL for THRASHING!!!! That's right, and as is our tradition for road trips, we're going to make it a night to remember!!! For that reason, I have decided to announce the following matches....FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE, Alexander Devoir will defend against Mike Johnson in a TLC match!!!! For the TV Title, John Deere will battle Scarface and Ghostrider!!!! For the DIVA'S TITLE, Monique will battle Alyssa Fox!!!!! For the tag titles, Dark Destiny will defend against THE Drama and Mangler!!!! And, ladies and gentlemen, in addition, number one contenders will be announced for both the World Heavyweight Title and the World Cruiserweight Title. And your main event...yes, this match WILL happen....will be Javex Valerius versus The Mailman!!!!! Any additional match requests...well, make it happen, folks. And now...your main event!!!" <br></br>
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Once again, THEY'RE ON THEIR FEET!!!! "THE DEITIES DRAGON!!!!!" rings out, and is answered by the guitar strums of Santa Esmeralda's "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood". The crowd is absolutely enthralled now, ready and eager for this main event!!!! And introducing first, FROM CIUDAD ZACATECAS, MEXICO....he is the WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION, a THREE TIME one at that, as well as a TWO TIME Television Champion...a member of one of the SuperStables, Los Nemesis....he goes by many monkiers, but tonight he's living up to The New Main Event!!!! The lights go down, and black lights take their place, dragons soaring over the crowd as Javex Valerius makes his way out to the stage!!!! Javex salutes the crowd, then soars down the ring, wasting no time, which is a BAD IDEA, because this match is all about endurance!!!! Gotta wonder if this guy can go all the way in his condition....remember, he had to gain weight for this match!!!! And now we know that he gained more because of those rigged scales!!!!! Javex jumps up on the top turnbuckle and holds his World Cruiserweight Title up for the world to see, and the flashbulbs are going off...until....
Smoke fills the arena....and those familiar bass notes almost have an evil note to them...."Because I got high" by Afroman plays, and the that familiar loathing seeps into the crowd, penetrating it to the core...this man is hated by all, loved by no one save his cronies in his own group....but there is no denying he deserves the be in this match....introducing now, from St. Louis, Miss-urah! He is the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, a former IC Champion, former Tag Team Champion, and SIX TIME FORMER HARDCORE CHAMPION....he is one of the premire members of the SuperStable The Underground....and he is, without a doubt, the Hardcore Hippie from Hell!!!!!! Lights of all colors fly around the arena, weaving in and out of the smoke that threatens to aspyhxiate the crowd, but nonetheless enthralling those who partake in nature's seedier activities. And through it all, appearing in the middle of the smoke, almost as if he were one with it, Leary Garcia arrives, striding down the ramp, not caring a bit about being found out earlier, not caring a bit about the boos that eminate from the crowd. No, he's focused on one thing, and once thing alone...he will add another notch to his book as he becomes the first ever Unified Champion tonight. The stage is set....and now, Ladies and Gentlemen, your main event....
But of course, Tony Stark buzzes onto THE TRON before the bell can be rung. He's got that smirk on his face that we've all come to loathe. And before either competitor can say anything, Stark launches into his diatribe. "Ladies and Gentlemen...welcome to the first ever Warrior's Pride match. This match tonight has been specially created for men like Leary and Javex, who choose not to battle with aid of any weapons tonight, simply using their bodies. So let me remind you all of the rules. The FIRST FALL will be for the World Cruiserweight Championship. The SECOND fall for the World Heavyweight Championship. And the third....IF NECCESSARY....is for pride. Now, we've said that before, but let me make something clear. In this business, pride is EVERYTHING....and to reinforce that ideal, the third fall is for EVERYTHING!!!!! NO MATTER WHAT, THE WINNER OF TONIGHT'S MATCH WILL THE WORLD UNIFIED CHAMPION!!!!!" A GIGANTIC cheer flows from the crowd as Tony Stark statics out, and Leary and Javex look at each other....the ante has just been upped!!!
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Leary Garcia v. Javex Valerius (Fall#1 Cruiserweight Title)
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No love lost between these two men. Especially after the scale shot earlier. And they don't waste any time getting straight to this thing!! Leary immediately clotheslines Javex down, who posp right back up only to be levelled again!!! Popping back up a second time he ducks the third clothesline and shoulder blocks the back of Leary's knee!! Bringing the hippie down to height for the Dragon! Immediately it's the Call of the Deity!!! And leary is struggling to stay awake! No way twpo UG members are passing out in a row! The hippie throws a few shots to the Dragon's head and breaks up the hold! Leary spins just in time to see a Gloria Por Delor sail RIGHT past his face!! "Too slow Fatty!" Leary screams as he grabs Javex from behind and ACID HIT!!! Leary immediately springs to the ropes and…….Jefferson Airplane!!! The most pictaresque Shooting Star press in the fed lands squarely on it's intended victim and Leary makes the cover!!! 
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KICK OUT!!!!!!! Javex Kicks out!! Leary isn't amazed by this little guy yet, and he shows his disdain as a matter of fact, by sending some knife edge chops-ala Drama-to the chest of the smaller man!! One chop!! Two Chops!!! Leary leans back and pretends to take a toke from a joint. Third chop!!! Followed by the Irish Whip into the opposite turnbuckle!!! Leary charges and Javex dodges at the last moment!!!! The hippie slams into the turnbuckle hard!!! He staggers backwards and the Dragon rolls him up in a Schoolboy!! 
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KICK OUT!!!!!! Leary kicked out!! Javex gets to his feet and as Leary gets to his….JVX CLOTHESLINE!!!!!! The hippie is down!!!! And Javex goes to the turnbuckle leaping off  with an attempt at a Dragonrana!! But with that added weight of his…im not sure about this!!!! He takes to the air….and Leary already on his feet!!!!

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Javex comes down rather quickly…which MIGHT bode well if not for Leary standing up JUST in time to CATCH Javex coming down and HITS FROM THE BONG!!!!!! HITS FROM THE BONG!!!!!!! Leary holds the second HIT in….and the ref counts…..
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THREE!!!!!!!!!
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Oh my God….he's done it!!!! Leary Garcia has united tha damn titles!!!!! The first ever Unified champion is that damn hippie scumbag!!!! 
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Winner of the first fall and FIRST EVER unified champion….Leary Garcia!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Leary Garcia v. Javex Valerius (Fall #2 Heavyweight Title)
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Leary hears the bell ring and Immediately drops on to the already downed Dragon to try and take advantage quickly and end this thing in two falls!!! 
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ONE!!!!
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TWO!!!
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KICK OUT!!! Javex finally kicks out! The little guy is breathing harder than usual, but hes not giving up that easily! Leary pulls the chicano to his feet and locks his head in for a standard suplex! Javex goes up….and right back down!! Reversing the suplex into one of his own…Leary begins to rise into the air!!! But the heavier man ALSO manages to shift hois weight and come crashing back down with just enough force to lift Javex off his feet and COMPLETE the suplex!!! 
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But they were standing right next to the ropes!!! And Javex's outstrecthed body bounces off the top rope sending him like a slingshot BACK over and with a deft switch of grip, dropping Leary with a VICIOUS DDT!!!!! What an incredible combination of reversals culminating in a hippie faceplant!! Those are my favorite!! Javex backs off patting his leg as the crowd senses what's coming!!!! Leary staggers to his feet and GLORIA POR DELOR!!!!!! GLORIA POR DELOR!!!!!! Leary crumples back against the turnbuckle, arms draped over the sides holding himself up!!
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Javex stomps his foot one more time….and GLORIA POR DELOR!!!!!! GLORIA POR DELOR!!!!! For the second time!!!! This one crumples Leary to apractically to ahes! Which come to think of it depending on what TYPE of ash…he may like that. But he WON'T like this!!!! Javex covers!!!!!
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ONE!!!!!!

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TWO!!!!

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THREE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Winner of the second fall and NEW Heavyweight Champion of the World…………Javex Valerius!!!!!

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Leary Garcia v. Javex Valerius (Fall #3  TITLE UNIFICATION MATCH!!!)
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This one is for al;l the beans my friends!! Each man holds the belt the OTHER walked in the doors with….and ONE man will walk out of this match with BOTH!!!! Calling himself the XAW Unified Champion!!!!! And that great mind quote comes back to me as javex tries to get a jump on this fall by immediately covering Leary for the pin!!!
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ONE!!!!!!

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TWO!!!!!!!!
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FOOT ON THE ROPE!!!!! Learys got enough reserve to finally get a foot on the rope and break the count!!!! Javex isn't daunted though! He pulls the hippie up and sends him careening into the opposite rope! Leary rebounds and javex Lionsaults off HIS rope, slamming Leary in mid stride!!! He covers!!!!
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ONE!!!!

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TWO!!!!!!
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TH-NO!!!!! Leary kicks out!! Pulling himself up he turns to see his FOURTH Gloria Por Delor of the night. But like the first one, Leary manages to avoid the kick! Grabbing Javex from behind and issuing a Hacky Sack Toss that sends the chubby little Dragon flying!! Now usually Javex doesn't mind taking to the air…lwhen he has control of it!! This time he's headed on a one way course with the turn-CRUNCH!!! The turnbuckle!! Javex is crumpled into a cherubic little ball in the corner as Leary approaches slowly. He puts a hippie sandal in Javex's throat and pushes as hard as he can! The ref begins a five count that Leary breaks at four. He pulls Javex to his feet and I think this one may be over folks!!!! The Hippie sets Javex up for and begins to deliver Bad Moon Rysin!!!!!!!
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But javex slips over the hippies back, pushing him into the ropes! Leary bounces off and Javex delivers a swinging neckbreaker!!! Bouncing off the adjacent rope, javex delivers a Rolling Thunder type maneuver!! But on the last flip….Leary lashes out and CATCHES the smaller man in mid air….while laying on the ground!!!! Using ALL his strength…the hippie THROWS Javex OUT of the ring!!!! 
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The crowd is going nuts!!!!! This is one hell of a battle and I can't wait to see how it ends!!!!!! Leary begins climbing the turnbuckle….and is he gonna do it??? He is!!! Dark Side of the Moonsault!!!! To the outside!!!!!! And it connects!!!!!! BOTH men are doiwn and not moving!!! The ref begins a ten count….and wow!! Talk about Deja-vu!!
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And WOW!!!! Talk about deja-vu!! 
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Haha little joke there! But nonetheless, Leary seems to be pulling himself up by the apron cloth. He gets to his feet at the count of five and pulls Javex up. He's gonna win this one by dealing out punishment…no count out for the heavyweight Champ!! Slowly but surely he's dragging the Dragon into the middle of the ring. Pulling him to his feet, Leary kicks Javex in the gut……and….HITS FROM THE BONG!!!!!!!

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REVERSED!!!!!!!!!

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Javex sends two quick shots to Leary's face causing the hippie to drop the maneuver!!!
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The Dragon reels back and for the fifth time tonight…..GLORIA POR DELOR!!!!!! 
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CONNECTS!!!!!!!
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The crowd is in a frenzy!!!! Like a pack of ravenous beats trying to feast on the flesh of the downed hippie!! They want this man taken care of….and javex is going to accommodate them!!!!! 
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HEART OF THE DRAGON MOONSAULT!!!!!!!!
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CONNECTS!!!!!!!

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Javex covers!!!!!!

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And the ref counts……

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ONE!!!!!!!!


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TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Leary kicks out after the three count, but it's TOO LATE!!!!!!! OH MY GOD FOLKS!!!! DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!?!?!? HE'S DONE IT!!!! AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WHAT A HISTORY MAKING NIGHT!!!!! Not only did we have one, but TWO WORLD UNIFIED CHAMPIONS WERE CROWNED TONIGHT!!!! Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Leary Garcia can say he was the first ever World Unified Champion, but he's got NO TITLES anymore...and now, more than ever, Javex sits atop the mountain!!!! But for how long? A match with the Mailman looms!!!! And Stark has announced that number one contenders for BOTH titles will be announced at Thrashing!!!!! Somebody's life just got a whole lot harder!!!! But hey, we'll see you on Thursday...we promise...with the following matches!!!!!
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Alexander DeVoir versus Mike Johnson - TLC, Hardcore Title
Monique versus Alyssa Fox - Diva's Title
John Deere versus Ghostrider versus Scarface - TV Title, TV Title defense rules!
Dark Destiny versus THE Drama and Mangler - Tag Titles
Javex Valerius versus The Mailman
So long from February Furor…this is A-Bob saying GOODNIGHT!!!!

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XAW WRESTLING PRESENTS.............
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A D-TV PRODUCTION..........
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        MARCH MAYHEM!!!  3-6-04
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The arena is rocking with the chants and applause of the crowd, the anticipation is high, MAYHEM IS HERE!! Multi colored pyro arches to the heavens, encouraging the crowd to get even louder. This is A-Bob coming at you live from the beautiful XAW arena in St. Louis Missouri. Tonight should be a great show for you as all the titles are on the line and we have a special match involving none other than Death himself. I hope you’re all ready because A-Bob certainly is. In the End by Linkin Park begins and out strolls President Tony Stark, dressed in the finest Italian suit money can buy. He waves to the crowd as the applause and cheers gain another decibel level. He waits with a grin on his face. Your resident techie appears on stage, tossing Mr. Stark his mic.

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“Thank you all Ladies and Gentlemen. AS you all know this is a huge card. Tonight will hopefully be a great show for you all. Let’s not waste anymore time and get right to the action.”

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Pyro rips from all sides of the tron and the card comes up to the tune of My Life by 12 Stones.


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Claudia v. Julie Simms

Hostile 17 v. Death

Winner of match 1 v. Monique 

Hostile 17 v. Ghostrider

John Deere v. The Crusher  (TV Title, Iron Man Match)

Mike Johnson v. Tara Rysing v. GreyHayze v. Alexander DeVoir (Hardcore title, Death match)

Dark Destiny v. The Lynch Mob (Tag titles)

Johnny Killa v. ??? (Cruiserweight title)

THE Drama v. Ultimatum (IC title, Cage Match)

And your main event

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Scarface v. Steven Kult (Heavyweight title)


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As is customary in the XAW, we head backstage to the administration offices and catch a glimpse of Mr. Stark sitting behind his desk, smoking a fine Cuban cigar. GQ is in the background, filing away papers, grumbling about not being hired on as Commissioner to be Tony’s b!tch. Stark smiles broadly and motions for the camera to roll.

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“Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make before this show gets underway. I just saved a load on my wrestling insurance by switching to Geico.”

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Styles stops what he’s doing and looks at the President in bewilderment. Stark starts to laugh.
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“Kidding folks, however, the reason this death match is being allowed to take place tonight is the fact that even though we’ve had some unexplained deaths around here, our premiums have gone down. Hopefully because of this, we can bring you even more EXTREME matches. That being said, Crimson, I hope this message finds you well. You are hereby suspended from your, uh, how should I say it, rookie dispatching duties until such time as you become more active. Until then, well, I’ll find something more suitable for the gentlemen who don’t cut it. Don’t like my decision, come do something about it. Other than that ladies and gentlemen, let’s get to some MAYHEM!!!!”

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The crowd roars in anticipation of the first match of the night. They don’t have to wait long as Clint Eastwood by the Gorillaz starts. Here comes the self proclaimed Diva’s killer herself, Julie Simms. She heads to the ring, not listening to the booing, the derisive chants of B!tch emanating from the crowd, nothing. She’s on a mission, a mission to prove that she is indeed the next star in the Divas division. In the last week, she’s seriously injured Claudia, she tried to kill both Claudia and Lana, so basically she’s been the scourge of the Diva’s title hunt. Speaking of Claudia, the arena is bathed in red light as the Blood Goddess is here and rearing to go. She sprints to the ring and this one is underway.

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Claudia v. Julie Simms (Winner to meet Monique for the Divas Title)
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Claudia slides into the ring and Julie wastes no time taking the boots to the Blood Goddess. Claudia rolls out from under the attack and pulls Julie down by the leg. The Divas Killer slams into the mat, striking the back of her head. Claudia pounces on her, SINKING HER FANGS INTO JULIE’S NECK!!! Julie screams in pain but Claudia is not letting up. Blood spurts all over the ring and Claudia finally lets up. Julie reaches up to her neck, blood seeping between her fingers. Claudia smiles innocently and 
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charges, taking down Julie with a massive clothesline. Julie spins in the air, landing on her face. Claudia laughs with glee and pulls Simms back to her feet. She whips her into the ropes and runs them herself. They meet in the middle and Julie reverses, hitting a super backdrop that sends Claudia airborne and into the ropes. Claudia bounces off them and Julie connects with the Dark Queens jaw with a dropkick. Claudia spins off into the corner and tries to scramble to a vertical base. Julie, however, has other ideas. She grabs Claudia by the hair and tosses her from the ring. SUICIDE DIVE!!! MISSED!!! 

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Claudia rolled out of the way at the last moment and Julie crashed into nothing but concrete. Claudia struggles to her feet and staggers back to the ring. Julie is up and she grabs the Blood Goddess by the hair, slamming her face first into the steel steps! Claudia’s face erupts into a stream of blood that goes at least 4 rows into the crowd, AND THEY LOVE IT!!! Claudia collapses to the floor and Julie grabs her again, tossing her into the ring. She follows and heads to the top tope. Swanton Bomb connects with Claudia’s still tender ribs. She rolls in pain and Julie smiles triumphantly, signaling for a REALITY CHECK!!!! She grabs the groggy Blood Goddess and locks in the crossface chicken wing and then finishes with the back body drop. Claudia looks to be finished folks. I don’t think she can continue. Julie pins, 1…2…kickout!!!

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HOLY SH!T, I don’t believe it. Julie can’t either, but I think we learned a valuable lesson here folks, don’t underestimate a determined Claudia. Julie pulls her to her feet and in a show of brute strength hits a running powerslam that undoubtedly did more damage to Claudia’s ribs. She pins again, 1…2…kickout!!!

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SHE DID IT AGAIN!!! Julie screams to the heavens, not believing that Claudia won’t just roll over and quit. She picks her up again and Claudia in a show of offense, digs her fingers into the already ripped open neck of Julie Simms! Julie screams in pain as the blood starts to flow again. Claudia simply starts to lap at it, sating her bloodlust for the evening. Julie is starting to face as the loss of blood is obviously starting to affect her. Claudia grabs the Diva’s Killer and bares her fangs for those with the benefit of flash Photography.

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BLOOD GODDESS!!!!

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Claudia drops for the pin, exhausted.

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3!
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Winner of the match and facing Monique for the Diva’s title….Claudia!!

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What a great match to start this one off. Both women left everything they had in that ring and one has to think that Monique will have the edge against Claudia. Backstage we go as many of the superstars are arriving. John Deere is here and the Deere Heads are going nuts. I think I just saw Ultimatum and possibly Scarface as well. 

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There’s also a man walking into the administration office wearing pink leg warmers. Stark is heard saying welcome back and I’ll get you in the show tonight. It can’t be who I think it is. There have been rumors of his return but now it looks official. I guess we’ll find out sooner or later.

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Back to ringside we go for this next match up. This one is a few weeks in the making and is one of the more unique matches you’ll ever encounter. This match is for control of Hostile 17’s army of zombies. Don’t Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult starts up and here comes the Hostile one himself, followed by the Zombie army of former XAW wrestlers. He gets to the ring and starts to bounce up and down, rolling his head back and forth. The crowd sits in quiet anticipation of his opponent.  

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Sympathy for the Devil starts to play as the arena goes pitch black. Then Dead and Bloated by Stone Temple Pilots starts to play as flames erupt from the ramp and the ring posts. He’s here, he’s really here. The Grim Reaper himself, DEATH. He looks confident, he looks eager, and he isn’t putting up with anymore of Hostile’s sh!t. DEATH HAS COME TO THE XAW!!! Wow, that felt really weird to say. Both men are in the ring and this one is about to start.


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Hostile 17 v. Death

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Hostile walks right over to the Reaper and extends the single finger salute. Death smirks and raises his hand. Hostile immediately falls backward, his hands grasping at his throat. He’s being choked by Death without even being touched. Who the f*ck is this guy, Darth Vader??? The ref doesn’t know what to do as Death technically isn’t even touching him. He can’t reprimand the Reaper for something he isn’t doing. He looks at the Head of Officials sitting at ringside. The only thing he gets is a shrug. So, he does nothing. Hostile is turning blue and fading quickly. But inexplicably, Zombie Kid Extreme ambles into the ring and grabs Death, lifting him over his head and tosses him onto the still smoldering turnbuckle. Death screams in agony as he explodes into wave of blue energy. The robe falls to the mat empty. Hostile looks at it and catching his breath, puts a toe to the robe. The ref shakes his head and counts, 1..2..3!
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Winner of the match and still in charge of the Zombie army…Hostile 17!

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I don’t know about you guys but I think I saw that exact scene in a movie once before, but the title escapes me. Let A-Bob think about it and I’ll get back to you all. 

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The tron kicks on and there, on the screen, in living color is none other than the Hardcore Hippy from Hell himself, Leary Garcia. His eyes are narrow slits and what you can see are blood shot. He takes a pull from his home rolled.


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“Hi ladies and gentlemen. Miss me?”

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The crowd boos hysterically and Leary laughs.

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“Just wanted you all to know that I should be back soon. I believe that I’ve received the clarity I’ve needed to come back and be the champion you know me as. That and I think I finally smoked myself retarded.”


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Leary cackles at his own joke and the tron kicks off. Jeez, A- Bob really hasn’t missed that guy. Let’s get to the next match shall we?


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Prayer by Disturbed starts up and here comes the Blood Goddess, fresh off a very hard fought match against Julie Simms. She gets to the ring and stares up the ramp. Material Girl starts to play and here comes the XAW Diva’s champion, Monique! She saunters to the ring, knowing that she’s got to be considered the favorite. She gets in the ring and walks over to Claudia. A quick peck on the lips and the ref calls for the bell.

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Claudia v. Monique (Diva’s title)


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The two women hit the center of the ring and tie it up. Monique hits a short arm clothesline that nearly decapitates the Blood Goddess. Claudia manages to get to her feet and Monique shakes her head. This is what she loves about Claudia, she’s a fighter, she enjoys pain, and she’s unbelievable sexy, but I digress. Claudia grabs onto Monique and whips her into the ropes, then hits a hurricanranna that drops the champ hard. But like Claudia, Monique gets to her feet, seemingly unaffected by the last move. Claudia tips her head and then the two women charge one another. Claudia throws a clothesline but Monique ducks, stops, and hits a swinging neck breaker. Claudia hits the mat and Monique mounts her, throwing solid right hands into the Blood Goddess’s grill. Claudia tries to roll out but can’t. Monique finally gets up and locks in some BLOND AMBITION!! The figure four leg lock is locked in tight. Claudia screams at the top of her lungs as Monique torques the move a little more. 

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Claudia lays on the mat, her shoulders laying flat. The ref counts, 1..2..Claudia sits up, breaking the count. Monique lays back a little herself, adding yet more pressure to the leg lock. Claudia grimaces and lays back down. Before the ref can count, she sits back up, delivering a sold left to the nose of Monique. Blood squirts out and Monique lets up on the hold enough for Claudia to untangle herself. Claudia tries to hit a hurricanranna of her own, but Monique reverses into a power bomb. Claudia slams into the mat and Monique pulls her to her feet quickly.  PREMIER, PREMIER!! Monique may have this one in the bag. She pulls the Blood Goddess to her feet and signals for the FRENCH CONNECTION!!! She takes Claudia over to the turnbuckle and nails the maneuver. Monique rolls into a pin, 1..2..kickout!

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Claudia pushes her way to all fours and Monique wastes no time, kicking her in those tender ribs. Claudia coughs, falls to the mat and looks straight up in time to see the FINAL CUT!!! Monique pins again,


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3!!

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Winner of the match and still Diva’s champion…Monique!

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In the End begins again and here comes Tony Stark for the second time tonight. HE gets his mic.

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“Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make concerning the Hardcore title match. First off, it will be elimination rules. Second of all, whoever wins will be fair game throughout the whole show. For tonight, the Hardcore title will be defended until the show is over. Thanks for your time.”

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Wow, just another added bonus to an already great show. The next match is getting ready to go so let’s head back to the ring.


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Big Balls by AC/DC starts up and here comes Hostile 17, fresh off his stunning defeat of death in the earlier match. He enters the ring and waits for his opponent. The wait is a short one as the sound of a motorcycle is heard and Lessons by Primer 55 begins to play. The man who comes and goes as he pleases, attacking who he pleases, and then disappearing as he pleases, the enigmatic GHOSTRIDER!!! He parks his Harley next to the ring and climbs the stairs, his eyes never leaving Hostile’s. The ref calls for the bell and this one is underway.

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Ghostrider v. Hostile 17

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Both men tie it up in the center of the ring and Ghostie immediately locks in an armbar. Hostile however, wriggles out of it and lashes out with some SWEET CHIN MUSIC! Ghostrider catches the foot but Hostile thinks fast and hits an enziguri that nearly takes off Ghostie’s head. The motorcycle man drops to the mat and Hostile hits a leg drop, holding it for the pin. Ghostrider throws H17 straight into the air, breaking the pin. The XWO legend ain’t going that easy. Ghostie makes his may to his feet and grabs Hostile in a bear hug, forcing all the air out of his lungs. He pushes harder, causing Hostile to attempt to scream but with no air, it’s more like a squeak. The ref asks Hostile if he’s ready to call it a night but Hostile shakes his head violently. Ghostie locks it in tighter and H17 is fading quickly. The ref grabs Hostile’s hand and raises it. Down it goes, once, twice, thr…NO HOSTILE RAISES HIS ARM TO THE AIR, SHAKING IT!!! He hits Ghostrider between the eyes with a head butt. The move is broken and Hostile takes advantage in the lull. He quickly fades in behind Ghostrider and locks in a cross face chicken wing. Ghostie screams in pain but moves quick enough, reversing into an Olympic Slam. Hostile hits the mat hard, but still has the move locked in. Ghostrider gets back to his feet, dragging H17 with him. He rams him back first into the turnbuckle, the hold finally broken. 

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Ghostrider picks up Hostile and scoop slams him back to the mat. Ghostie does something unlike him and takes to the second rope. He goes airborne and hits a leg drop across Hostile’s neck, holding for the pin,

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KICKOUT!!

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Hostile barely got out of that one. Ghostrider again pulls Hostile up and sends him STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!! He looks down at Hostile and smirks. Pin him you lug!!! Hostile stirs and Ghostrider apparently has something else in store for him. He grabs Hostile and launches a clothesline from hell that flat out misses. Hostile ducks and nails some sweet chin music. Ghostrider hits the mat and Hostile pins, 1..2..kickout!

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Ghostrider won’t go this easy. Hostile is up and got a handful of Ghostie’s hair. He signals for his finisher but Ghostrider reverses. 
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STRAIGHT TO HELL!!! STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!


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Ghostrider pins, 1..2..3!

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Winner of the match…Ghostrider!
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Backstage we go as Vlad is seen, hunting for someone and not just any someone, Mike Johnson. He comes across a stagehand and asks him if he’s seen Johnson. Fearing for his life, the hand points him in the direction of the famous corridor of death. Vlad sprints down that way and once around the corner, gets nailed in the kisser with that d@mn shovel of Mikey’s. He slumps to the concrete and Johnson laughs.

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“Too easy.”
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He starts whistling a tune and heads down to his locker room.
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To the ring we go and this next match is another one that is a long time coming. John Deere hasn’t exactly been the model TV champion, as he hasn’t been following the guideline set forth by the President for defending said title. One man has called him out and is hungry for that title. That man is his opponent tonight.
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Already in the ring, he waits. He is The Crusher! He stares up the ramp, willing John Deere to arrive and sure enough, he does. The Deere Heads go wild as he rides his tractor at the breakneck speed of 18 MPH right to the ring with It’s Five O Clock Somewhere playing over the PA. He gets into the ring and lets out a loud YEE HAW!!! The crowd responds accordingly. The ref takes the belt from Deere, holds it over his head and gives it to YRT. He calls for the bell and this one is underway.


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The Crusher v. John Deere (TV Title, Iron Man Match)

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The rules are simple, no pins, no submissions, and the last man standing wins. There is a one hour time limit on this match. Deere strikes first, by going airborne and hitting Crusher with some Blue Collar Death. HE takes Crusher to the mat with the leg scissors and holds it, choking the life out of Crusher. Crusher however, nails Deere with a low bow that the ref doesn’t see and Deere rolls away in agony. Crusher pulls him to his feet and circles around behind him. One rolling german suplex, two rolling germans, three rolling germans! Deere is on the mat and hurting but he gets to his feet. Crusher hits him between the eyes with a solid right that staggers the country boy. He lashes out with another punch but Deere sidesteps and taking Crusher to the mat by his hair. He rolls him onto his stomach and locks in the LUNCH BOX!!! Crusher screams in pain and Deere has a triumphant look on his face. If he can keep this locked in and get Crusher to pass out, the match would be over. A quick look to the time clock shows we still have 50 minutes to go. Deere tries to lock the move in tighter but The Crusher rolls with it switching spots with Deere and reversing into a chokehold of his own. Deere spits and sputters, trying to break it but Crusher’s got it locked in tight with those muscular legs of his. Deere digs down deep and starts to get to his feet with Crusher sitting in a terrible position on his shoulders. Deere goes vertical and DEATH VALLY DRIVER!!! Crusher bounces off the mat hard. The ref floats over to count but Crusher is up to his knees before the count of one. Deere dropkicks the challenger in the back of the head, sending him back down to the mat. He pulls Crusher to his feet and goes for a clothesline. Crusher ducks and hits another german suplex. 
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Deere hits hard. Crusher pulls him back to his feet and props him up on the top turnbuckle. CRUSHING BOMB!!! He sticks the crucifix power bomb from the top turnbuckle and it looks like the working mans champion is in a world of hurt. Crusher floats in and tries locking him in a sharpshooter. Deere puts the sole of his boot to Crusher’s grill and rolls towards the ropes. He pulls himself up in time to get clothes-lined over them and to the mat. Crusher SUICIDE DIVES over the ropes, knocking the slowly rising Deere back into the security railing. Crusher wastes no time and sends Deere back into the ring. He gets in and pulls him to his feet. 


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SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY!!!

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Crusher gets a face full of tobacco juice! HE drops back a little, trying to get the nast from his face and Deere grabs him. WEED WACKER!!!! Crusher drops to the mat, concerned with his little Crushers, if you know what I mean. Deere goes up top and FERTILIZE THIS!!!! Deere stands and let’s the ref counts,

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Crusher staggers back to his feet and another look at the clock reveals there’s only 30 minutes left. A-Bob is surprised that it’s lasted this long. Deere grabs Crusher again, attempting to hit another Weed Whacker, but Crusher reverses!

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CRUSHING BLOW!!!
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He hits the triple power bomb and the locks in the newly named BONE CRUSHER!!! Deere screams in pain. NO one has gotten out of this move yet without the help of some outside interference. The ref gets in Deere’s face, asking him if he’s ready to give it up. Deere shakes his head, his title hopes hanging on him getting out of this hold. The ref asks again as it is apparent that Deere is fading quickly from the pain. The ref stands and calls for the bell.

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Winner of the match and NEW TV champion…The Crusher!

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Backstage we go yet again and another man we’ve never seen before is wandering down the famed hallway of death. Dressed in red sleeveless shirt with the word Greatness across the front and black warm up pants, he walks with an air of confidence. He looks up at the pictures of the champions and stops at the picture of Johnny Killa. He gazes at it a little longer and walks away smiling.


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This next match is for the Xtreme Hardcore title and is a death match. For those of you not privy to this type of match, it’s simple. Stark has imposed elimination rules. The ropes will be barbed wire, they corners are rigged with C4, and there are mines throughout the ring. It may not take much to get a winner in this one.  

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Bring Me To Life starts to play and yes folks, she is that extreme, TARA RYSING IS HERE!!! She jogs to the ring and the crowd loves it. Could it be because of her bouncing, beautiful, uh, Black Magik by Megadeth begins and here comes the XAW’s resident magic an himself, GreyHayze! He appears in a puff of smoke at the top of the ramp and heads down to the ring. The fans still aren’t real sure about this guy. Fat Lip by Sum 41 starts up and here comes perhaps the most hated man in the XAW today, Mike Johnson! He saunters to the ring with his trusty shovel in hand and a smirk on his face. He reaches the ring as 46&2 starts up signaling the arrival of the Havok Angel, the Hardcore Champion, ALEXANDER DEVOIR!!! He gets to the ring and looks around at each of his opponents. He seems satisfied, hands his belt over to YRT and the ref calls for the bell.

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Tara Rysing v. GreyHayze v. Mike Johnson v. Alexander DeVoir (Hardcore title, Death match)

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Mike makes a bee line for Tara and tries to take her head of with his shovel. She ducks and then back body drops him into the barb wire ropes. Grey heads for Alex and gets taken down with a drop toe hold. He pops back up and gets a face full of Cineration! Alex tries to avoid the flaming breath but unfortunately, some of his hair starts to burn. He tries desperately to put it out. Over on the other side of the ring. Johnson has Tara up and HEAD ON COLLISION!!! Mike pins, 1..2..3!

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Tara Rysing Eliminated!

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That was quick. We’re down to 3 participants now. Mike runs for Grey and dropkicks him into a corner.
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KABOOM!!

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There goes one of the C4 canisters and there goes Grey. He’s on the mat in a heap, bleeding from pretty much every orifice on his body. Mike goes for the pin but is met with a ganmengiri from Alex. Johnson hits the mat in a heap.

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TICK…TICK…TICK…BOOM!!!!

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Johnson falls on one of the mines and is thrown straight out of the ring and onto the concrete, completely and utterly unconscious. Meanwhile, Alex has turned his attention back to Grey. He has him up and in a katahajimi. Grey disappears into a cloud of smoke and reappears behind Alex. DeVoir turns and gets another face full of Cineration! Grey heads out of the ring and grabs a fire extinguisher and puts out the burning Havok Angel. Grey then clubs him over the head with the fire retarding tool and drops him onto another mine!

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BOOM! BOOM!

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Check that, it was two mines! Grey drops for the pin, 1..2..3!

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Alex DeVoir eliminated by GreyHayze.
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Grey immediately turns his attention to the outside of the ring where Mike Johnson was. I say was because he’s made his way back to the ring and behind Grey! He whirls him around, HEAD ON COLLSION!!! Grey hits hard but Johnson isn’t done. He grabs the magic man and drags him to the ropes, cinching his neck between the barbs. Grey starts to bleed all over the ring and Mike is loving every bit of it. He pulls the alchemist out of the wire and whips him into another corner, setting off yet another C4 canister. Grey flies into the middle of the ring and Mike reaches over for his lucky shovel. He brings down a couple of shots until he’s satisfied that the magic man ain’t moving anymore. He drops for the pin,

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3!
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Winner of the match and NEW Hardcore Champion…Mike Johnson!!

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He finally did it. Mike got himself some title gold and he ‘s now toting the Hardcore gold that he treasures so much. Hopefully he’ll do it proud. Yeah right, it’s Johnson. HAHA, A-Bob made a funny.


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Mike makes his way backstage and he heads to the Lost Boys Locker room. He stops, as a paper has been tacked to the door. It reads,

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Hardcore Champion must report to the Conference Room for press conference.

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Mike shrugs and heads in that direction. He comes around a corner and…

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THWACK!!!

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A sledgehammer is brought down over his head. There stands Vlad with a referee who begins the count as the Blood God pins,
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1..2..3!

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Winner and NEW Hardcore champion….Vlad!

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He grabs the belt from Johnson and slaps him across the face with it.

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“You’re right Mike, too easy.”

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Vlad makes his way to the ramp area where Sugar is already waiting. Awaken by Disturbed begins to play and here comes the Tag team champions. They’ve defended this belt more than most teams have in the past but they also haven’t really faced anyone worth a d@mn yet either. We’ll see how this new team of rookies, The Lynch Mob fares. The champs make it to the ring when the tron kicks on. Stark’s face is contorted into a grimace and he makes his announcement.
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“Ladies and Gentlemen, apparently, the Lynch Mob decided they couldn’t make it for tonight’s match up. I apologize for this and award the match to Dark Destiny.”

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Winner of the match and still tag champions…Dark Destiny!

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Again, backstage we go as Vlad is lurking in the shadows, hoping not to be seen. No dice!

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CRACK!!!


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The Blood God hits the floor, courtesy of a Julie Simms chairshot!! She directs the ref to count…

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1..2..3!

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Winner and NEW Hardcore champion….Julie Simms!

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Not for long. Vlad stirs and is back on his feet. He grabs Julie and IMPALER!!! She’s out!!!

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1..2..3!

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Winner and NEW Hardcore champion, again…Vlad!

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Ugh, this is going to get really old. Thus sayeth the A-Bob. Let’s get to the ring for the next match.

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The arena lighting fades to black as Epic begins to play. Here he comes to a cacophony of boos, Johnny Killa, your world cruiserweight champion. AS of now, there is no challenger. I guess we’ll find out f anyone shows up. Johnny grabs a chair and sits in the middle of the ring, determined not to move until someone comes out. 

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No More Mr. Nice Guy begins to pour from the speakers and HE’S BACK!! The Marvelous One, MARCO MANNERS!!
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Johnny smiles and tosses the belt to YRT and the ref calls for the bell.

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Marco Manners v. Johnny Killa (Cruiserweight title)


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Johnny heads directly for his stablemate and clubs him with an overhand right. Marco rolls with the punch and ties up the champ. MARVELOUS PLEX!!! He hits the move with precision and hops to his feet. He grabs Johnny by his now black hair and whips him into the corner.
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CLANG!!!!

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Should’ve known. There’s Mario the Magnificent Enforcer Monkey and his favorite pair of brass knucks. Johnny hits the mat like a ton of  bricks and the ref calls for the bell.

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Winner of the match by DQ and still Cruiserweight champion….Johnny Killa!
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Just then, the man in red from before jumps into the ring and nails Marco with a chair, sending him out of the ring. He turns his aggression to JK, beating him down with the chair!!

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He stops, gets in Killa’s face,

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“Be seeing you around, chump!”
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He heads out through the crowd and into the back. Now this has got A-Bob wondering just who in the hell that is. Hopefully we’ll find out soon.

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Backstage to the Los Nemesis locker room we go as Drama is sitting in his leather chair, wrapping his hands in tape. He’s got Ultimatum next and he’s already tasted defeat by this mans hands. He says nothing, heads for the ramp, determined to stay IC champion.
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O Fortuna by Apotheosis starts and here comes the Behemoth of Brutality, the phenom, Ultimatum. He lumbers down to the ring, fire etched into his eyes. He gets in as it starts to rain counterfeit money and Touching Tongues starts to play. THE Drama is in the house and he’s ready to play.
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He gets into the ring and the cage is being lowered. The ref calls for the bell and this one is underway.

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Ultimatum v. THE Drama (IC title, cage match)

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Drama and Ulty meet in the middle of the ring and tie it up. Ulty has the strength advantage and he tosses Drama to the side like he is a rag doll. Drama bounces off the cage and lands on his feet, albeit a little wobbly. Ultimatum is ready for this and follows with a massive Zipline that snaps the champ’s head back. Ulty grabs Drama again and pile drives him to the mat. Drama looks to be in a bad way early. Ulty scales the cage, reaches the top and sails off with a PANIC ATTACK! MISSED!! Drama rolls out of the way and now it’s Ultimatum who is in bit of trouble! He tries to get to his feet and falls. Drama staggers to his feet and pulls U up. He slams into him with some (WHOOOO!) knife edged chops!! Ulty staggers back and falls back to the mat. Drama shakes his head, trying to clear the cobwebs. He seemingly does and heads back in the direction of the challenger.
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Drama pulls him to his feet whips him into the ropes. Tilt a whirl backbreaker. Ulty’s getting in some more trouble as this match goes on. Drama pulls him up again and takes him over to the cage, slamming Ulty’s head into it over and over again. Ulty’s split open and bleeding. Drama smells victory and signals for a STANDING OVATION! Blocked! Ultimatum pulls away and then dropkicks Drama down. He takes to the top turnbuckle and nails the Panic Attack this time. Drama rolls in pain but manages to get to his feet. He rakes Ulty’s eyes, temporarily blinding him. The champ clotheslines the challenger down and takes to the turnbuckle himself. Curtain Call!! HE sticks the frogsplash and then gets to his feet, and starts climbing the cage. Drama gets to the top as Ulty gets to his feet. HE shakes the cage and Drama comes crashing down, RIGHT ON TOP OF ULTIMATUM!! The ref looks at both of the broken wrestlers and notices that Drama’s arm is draped over Ulty!! He counts, 1..2..3!
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Winner of the match and still IC champion…THE Drama!

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Wait a minute, this is a cage match! Your supposed to be the first one out of the ring, not pin your opponent. Why did the ref start the count?? Ulty just got screwed!!!
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Welcome to your Main Event.
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AC/DC's Highway to Hell flares up and out comes the champion Steven Kult.   He poses lovely for the crowd, the belt gleeming in the light.   He takes his sweet time getting into the ring.
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.......We seem to be having technical difficulties as YRT is working on a box near the Tron.   Finally Some music hits.   "A little thing called love" by Darkness?   Oh Lord and things are already looking bad for Scareface.  He walks out head hung low shaking his head.   
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He stops and looks at the awaiting Steven.   he slides in the ring only to be met with Steven's boot to his face.   He continues his assault with slamming.    Steven bounces off the far ropes and baseball slides a shot into the chops of scareface sending him to the outside.   Scareface gets to his feet as the P.A. System starts up again with the Underground's music.   Scareface looks toward the curtain forgetting about Steven and out he comes,  KULT FOLLOWING.   Scareface is bellowing in pain as he may have just shattered his tailbone.   The music stops....and sparks are flying up from the box.   Damn Malfunctions.   YRT is beating it with a sledge hammer.   However, Steven isn't distracted and he slides Scar back into the ring.    Steven hops over the top rope and leg drop.   Steven helps him up to his knees.   Shot to the groin.   Scareface nails a low blow.  He follows with a right then a left.  Implant DDT.   
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Scarface seems to be regaining some focus.   Stomp to the back of the head.   Scareface starts to help him  up and knees him in stomach.   Scareface bounces of the far ropes and nails a clothesline from Hell.    Great follow through but it may have been too good as the ref is down.     Scar checks on the ref who is gashed above his eye and bleeding heavily.    Scar turns.  Punch to the head.....Holy Shit....brass knuckles and now Scar is busted open.  Steven tosses the knucks off into the crowd and hits an old lady in the front row and she is bleeding.    Hope she isn't a blood thinner but she maybe she is bleeding good.   Scdarface is down.
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Steven walks up to the man and slams his boot into his ribs.   Scareface doesn't seem to be conscience.    Steven lines him up and Kult Classic.   Steven is just picking him apart now.     He follows with a leg drop to the back of the head.    Steven grabs a handful of hair and lifts scareface up to his feet.   He whips him into the far turnbuckle and follows him in with a hard clothesline.     Steven lifts him up on the top turnbuckle, blood pouring from Scar's head
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FRANCHIES FRANCHISE FRANCHISE
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Jesus Christ, Super Franchise from the top rope.     Scareface maybe dead.  Not dead like he was years ago after being shot but dead as in his neck is in a funny position.    
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He isn't going for the pin.  NO he walks out of the ring as the Paramedics rush the ring.   Steven is just walking away with no emotion, no regret.   Nothing.   He is a cold man.
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We have received word the ref called for the bell and stopped the match.  Winner and Still CHampion
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Steven Kult
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Paramedics are checking on the ref, the fan and the wrestler as Steven leaves a trail of blood in his wake.
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See you on Monday night at massacre!!!! This is A-Bob signing off!

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XAW Wrestling Presents........ <br></br><br></br>

A D-TV Production...........     4-03-04<br></br><br></br>

Revolution<br></br><br></br>









Multi-colored pyrotechnics arch to the ceiling in innumerable designs. The crowd roars its approval. Tonight, Revolution goes down and what a night it should be. The turncoats of the Underground will face of against their former compatriots for the tag team gold. This is indeed the first real team that Dark Destiny has faced. What will the effect of the restraining order against Sugar have on him tonight? I guess we'll find out won't we?
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In the End by Linkin Park starts up and the crowd roars again. Up on the stage dressed to a T is President Tony Stark. Pulling up the rear is Commissioner GQ Styles. Stark gets his mic from Your Resident Techie and waves to the crowd.
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, WELCOME TO REVOLUTION!!!"
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The crowd starts chanting and clapping yet again. Stark, expecting this response lowers his mic and waits for them to quiet down. After a few minutes, the noise lowers to a dull roar and the President starts again.
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"Welcome one and all to Revolution. Tonight we have what should be another exciting card. Tonight is about betrayal, tonight is about revenge, and tonight will be bloody. As always folks, enjoy your evening."
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The crowd explodes in anticipation and GQ stands alone on the ramp, much to the chagrin of the crowd. They boo hysterically and GQ smiles at them.
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"Ok peons, tonight's card is as follows."
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Like a town crier of old, GQ pulls a paper out of his coat pocket and starts shouting above all the other din.
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Mike Johnson v. GreyHayze
Julie Simms v. Monique (Extreme Diva's title)
Extreme Chancelz v. Alexander DeVoir (Hardcore title)
Ultimatum v. Bass Monsoon (TV title, no time limit)
Scarface v. THE Drama (IC title)
Marco Manners v. Johnny Killa (Cruiserweight title)
Crimson v. Steven Kult (Heavyweight title)
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And your main event,
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The Underground v. Dark Destiny (Tag team titles)
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GQ tosses the paper into the crowd and disappears behind the curtain.
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Backstage we go and apparently to John Deere's locker room. But theres no Deere here. On the counter is some white clown makeup and a broken mirror. Someone's going to have to pay for that, I tell ya. But the real question here is….what the h3ll does this mean?
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Into the Administration offices we go. Stark is looking over the gate receipts as GQ puffs on a cigar.
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"Looks like another sellout."
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GQ nods.
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"Why wouldn't it be? There is a chance of an Underground/Dark Arts brawl. That's enough to fill the house."
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Mr. Stark smiles and rubs his chin.
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"So true."
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To the ring we go for our first match of the evening. Down with the Sickness starts up and here comes the most hated man in XAW not in the Underground, Mike Johnson! Escorted to the ring by his girlfriend type person Julie Simms, he appears confident. By the way, has anyone noticed that this is the first PPV in a long while that Johnson is in a title fight? A-Bob has. He gets to the ring and soaks in the boos. Black Magik by Megadeth begins playing and here comes the quietist member of Dark Arts so far GreyHayze. He disappears in a cloud of blood red smoke and reappears in the ring ready to get this one going.
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Mike Johnson v. GreyHayze
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The ref immediately admonishes the Magic Man about disappearing during the match and Grey turns around, expecting to see Goodfella somewhere nearby. He doesn't and the lull in action gives an opening to Johnson. He clotheslines Grey to the mat and then starts to drop elbows. Grey takes them head on but manages to roll out of the way. He stares at Johnson and then takes a deep breath. Mikey knows what's coming next and ducks. Grey fooled him
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The magic man kicks Johnson in the gut and then nails him with a rocker dropper. Johnson slams into the mat and Grey pulls him to his feet. Stalling Suplex! Again, Johnson is on the mat. Just a few minutes into the match and Johnson has spent more time on his back then Julie Simms with money present. Anyway, Grey pulls him up again and whips him into the ropes, dropkicking him on return. Johnson drops to the mat again. Gee, what a surprise. Grey lifts him up. Sleeper slam! Mike bounces off the mat and must've caught his second wind, as he slams into Grey with a series of hard rights. Grey stumbles back under the attack and Johnson just keeps on laying into him. HE latches onto Grey and TEST DRIVE!!! Grey tries to roll with it but can't. Johnson immediately grabs some of Grey's hair and tosses him into the corner, ripping out some of it in the process. Johnson looks at the locks in his hands and smiles, tossing them out of the ring. He walks over to Grey. HEAD ON COLLISION!! Mike plays to the crowd mockingly not noticing Grey is on his feet, seemingly unaffected by the move. Johnson turns and his jaw literally hits the mat in surprise. CINERATION!!! Grey is going to barbeque Mike!! His hair is in flames!!
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Grey watches as Johnson jumps out of the ring and to the nearest water cooler, dunking his head into it. Grey jumps out of the ring and latches onto Mike and BLACK MAGIC!!! ON THE CONCRETE!!! Grey notices that the ref is counting and is on 5. He drags Johnson into the ring and tosses him in. 
WHITE MAGIC!!! WHITE MAGIC!!!
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Grey pins,
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1..2..3!
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Winner of the match…GreyHayze!
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Here comes Drama and numerous monkeys follow him? What is this all about? Drama climbs into the ring and grabs Johnson as the monkeys start to climb the ropes. STANDING OVATION!!! Drama sticks the move and exits the ring. The monkeys, as if on cue, start hurling feces at the downed Johnson. Ok, that's disgusting. Drama laughs hysterically and exits the ring area while the monkeys continue to pelt Johnson with poo. 
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A montage of the following rivalry starts to play as the monkeys are cleared out and the crap in the ring is cleaned up as well. 
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On the tron, Monique and Claudia are shown decimating Julie Simms in an earlier matchup. Then promos between the two are shown. This is going to be a brutal match, let me tell ya. There is no love lost between these two women. The tron kicks off and let's get to this, shall we?

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The next match will be for the Diva's title and will get started right away as Julie Simms is already at ringside. Material Girl by Madonna starts to play and here comes Monique. Not looking the greatest, possibly because of her situation with Sugar, the champ makes her way to the ring nonetheless. 
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Julie Simms v. Monique (Divas title)
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Monique decides that she isn't going to let a little domestic spat ruin her night. She meets Julie in the middle of the ring with a stunner!! Julie falls to the mat with little fanfare and Monique grabs herself some hair and whips the challenger into the ropes. The champ hits a hurricanranna and once again Julie is on her back. Ah, so many jokes, so little time! Underground by Unwritten Law starts up and here comes Grace Joplin and Punk Rock Girl!! This could get ugly real fast. The ladies of the Underground walk down the ramp and Monique waves them on, challenging them to come into the ring.
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The arena lights go out and all that is heard is the sound of a beat down with chairs. Several clangs and other assorted noises are heard. The lights kick back on and Grace and PRG are nowhere to be seen. IN the ring, Monique lies on the mat, underneath Julie.
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The ref shrugs and begins counting,
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1..2..3!
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Winner of the match and NEW Diva's champion…Julie Simms!
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Ladies and Gentleman, the following will be for the EXTREME HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP.  
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Headstrong by Trapt starts and out comes Extreme Chancelz.    He has a trashcan of goodies.  He tosses it into the ring as YRT shakes his head ring side.   Somebody forgot to tell EC that Alexander is more Extreme than Hardcore.  
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Finally Headstrong stops as EC waits for the Champion.  The Champ took a shot at EC and I bet this means just alittle bit more to Chance than Alex understands.
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~HAVOK~ Screeches out as 46 &2 blares over your P.A. system and from the back walks Alexander DeVoir.  Behind him walks four of his friends, carrying a ladder, 2 tables, a couple of chairs, and a kendo stick.   
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Alexander Devoir v. Extreme Chancelz(Xtreme Hardcore Championship)
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Alexander slides into the ring as the "stuff" is dropped off.   The four walk away as EC and Alex exchange words.   Alex takes up the Kendo stick and Extreme takes up the trash lid.
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Alex charges and strikes down only hitting the lid a few times, he tries a straight thrust only to EC  take the moment and sweep his feet from out from under him.  Standing Moonsault with the li9d under him.   Nice Move from EC.   He quickly follows with a power Legdrop.  He looks left and right and bounces off the far ropes, HANdspring into a Moonsault.   
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Extreme has exploded thus far.   He helps Alex to his feet and irish whips him into the far turnbuckle and Alex hits hard......Again here comes Chance with a Handsprings into a Mule Kick.  Alex is only being braised with his arms in the corner as Chance comes out suprising everyone.    His educated feet continues to work over the torso and head of Alexander.   He places Alex on the top turnbuckle, and nails a Version of the Northern Light from the top rope.  Alex is grabbing at his back as EC help on with his Legs and remand ontop.   OLD SCHOOL MOONSAULT and with precision landing full body on Alexander.   
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Kickout by Alex.    Chance helps Alex up and takes a step back, he is going for the ExtremeKick only for Alex to duck and sweep his feet.   Alex needs to clear the cobwebs so doesnt follow up and rolls out of the ring.   he starts to set up a table.  PLANCHA.   Chance is not going to give him any kind of time as he comes over the top rope.   Both men are down, but Chance is stirring.   He grabs one of the chairs and leans against the metal barracade.   Alex slowly is pullsing himself up with the ring apron and the erect table.   Here comes Chance, only to miss again as Alex drops to his back and under the ring.  Chance is looking for him and drops to his knees.  he peeks.  MIST MIST MIST MIST MIST.  Chance is screaming as a black Mist fills his eyes, He stumbles around as Alex makes his way from under the ring.  LAST RIGHTS and Chance isn't moving.  Alex helps him up and onot the table.   He slides into the ring and bounces off the far ropes  Springboard Shooting Star Press and both men go through the table.   
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
Alexander is up and taunts the crowd.  He grabs the other table and starts setting it up near the ramp.  Finally Chance starts to stir and grabs the chair he once wanted to hit Alex in the head with.   Hew braces himself up again and Alex makes his way toward him, Chance tosses him the chair VAN CHANCINATOR and ALex is busted open and out.  The crowd is up and roaring.  He helps Alex up and tosses him onto the erect table.   he slides the ladder intyo the ring and standss it up......he Climbs. 
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Listen to this crowd.
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YAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAAY KILL HIM.......WOOOHOOOO
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He twirls his figers and looks down upon Alex who has to look like an ant.   
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HOLY SHIT 900 SPLASH FROM THE LADDER.   The crowd is going nuts. Woman expoising titties damn you wont see this kind of shit on a regualr show folks, thats why you spend the 1.50 cash money for the PPVs.    BOTH MEN ARE DOWN, PIECES OF TABLE FLEW INTO THE CROWD AND THAT DAMN OLD LADY WAS DECAPITATED BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT.  WE HAVE JUST SEEN THE FIRST 900 SPLASH FROM EXTREME CHANCLEZ BUT CAN HE CAPILIZE.  HE BRACES AN ARM
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3....................NO KICK OUT
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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
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Alex and Chance both work to get to their feet.  Chance makes it first and is signalling for the end.  Alex is doubled over as blood flows down his face.  Chance grabs his arm trying to set up a full nelson only to get a low blow then DDTed into the hard awaiting floor.   Both men are not movingchance rolls over and we see some trickling of blood from the challenger. 
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He wants this title folks.   He wants the respect.  Alexander kicks up to his feetand leans against the mat a smirk on his face.   Chance starts up right above a chair......Rocker Dropper and that definately opens him up.
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Alex helps him to his feet and whips him into the steel barracade but at what price, he grabs at his ribs screaming.  yet he follows up with a GAnmenjiri sending both men into the crowd.   The crowd knows whats up and the help Chance into a chair.  Alex hops over the barracade and makes his way into the ring holding his ribs.  It looks like he is thinking this over.   
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He didnt think long as he bounces off the far ropes and Spring boards into a Spash into the crowd onto Chance
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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
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Neither man is again moving but I think Alex's ribs took the harder hit on that move.  Both men are bloody but finally Chance is up and staggering through the crowd.   He comes to the hockey boards here in Savis Center DownTown St. Louis.    He braces himself as Alex still isnt up.  The crowd is roaring, as Alex again kicks up and goes to the awaiting Chance, who is drinking an ICE cold Budweiser. and tells Alex to hold on.  Alex takes the moment and also has a beer.  Both men toss them aside and exchange lefts and rights.  Blood spatters until Alex finally tosses Chance into the boards and bounces off 
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RETRIBUTION and down is Chance, Alex is up and grabs his ribs.
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He looks at Chance, he jumps up lon the boards and comes off with the Fallen Angel onto the Floor
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1................2.....................3  And Still Your Hardcore CHAMPION.
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Alex stands and looks down at Chance who helps him up.  Alex hugs the man as YRT brings the title.   Alex holds the title at Chances waist  and holds up his arm.  Both men walk away through the cheering crowd.
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Both men make their way backstage, where we all know is probably LESS safe than the ring! And tonight is no exception. Before them stands a large man clad all in black. His long black hair covers his face and eyes as the two beaten and battered men look up in amazement that a rookie would bar their path like this. The fans can be heard booing from their seats and Alexander doesn't seem to be to happy about this. As he moves forward, Skorp's head pops up. Yes I'm being told his name is Skorp! Alexander stops in his tracks as the man's pale green eyes stare right into his soul! 
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Devoir doesn't back down an inch though! In fact, he moves in closer now. Putting his face merely a quarter of an inch from Skorp's. "And who might you be, Brother?" Skorp doesn't even look like he will respond, yet he does. With one harsh sentence. In a voice that sends chills through every audience member. 
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"Behold the antichrist of a damned world."
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With that, Skorp slams Alexander aside. And stalks past, not even giving a second glance in the direction of the Hardcore Champ. Wow folks, now that could be the beginnings of an ugly relationship! Lets get back to the ring!!!
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Ladies and Gentleman the following is for the Television Title and has no time Limit.
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We have been anticipating this match since their last on Thursday, when the 15 mins ran out.    We have a new ref in the ring with us, I met him this morning, hell of a nice guy folks, hope he has many wonderful years with us in the XAW.

"O FORTUNA" HITS BY APOTHEOSIS and out comes Ultimatium with his leather trench dragging behind him.  He makes it to the ring and waits popping his neck.   This is one determined man.   
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"Praise" blows up and out comes a dancing Bass Monsoon and a sexy Alexis.   She does a couple of twirls showing she isn't wearing much and makes her way with Bass to the ring.   Bass points down to Ulti and then down to the title.   He slides into the ring and drops the title and goes into Ulti with a Spear.    
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He Mounts and begins to pummel the bigger man.  Ulti pushes himself off and gets to his feet quickly,  Bass comes in again only to be caut with a Belly to Belly Suplex.     Bass lands hard and rolls out of the ring.  Alexis comes to his aid.    
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He slides back in and into the collar and elbow tie up.   He is over powered by Ultimatum and is thrown on his back, Ulti flexes for him and smirks tongue nhanging out. Bass doesn't look happy.  He is up and again into the collar and elbow tie up, Ultimatum gets the advantage and nails a hard Sambo Suplex.    he continues to stomp down on Bass.   He helps him to his feet and Gorilla presses him high into the air.    Ultimatum drops him face first and is exploding in the ring like we have not seen him before with Emotion.   He bounces off the far ropes only to have Alexis grab his foot.  He looks down at her and hopes through the ropes.  She is running back up the ramp with Ulti giving chase.   Out comes Bass and up the ramp toward the tron.   Axe Handle to the back of Ulti taking him off his feet. 
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He checks on Alexis as Ulti gets back on his feet.  Ultimatum charges as Bass ducks and Alexis is nailed with the Zip Line.   She isn't moving and Bass comes in with a Side Kick knocking Ulti down.   The ref comes down taking Alexis to the back and too some paramedics.  Bass, not looking to concerned, helps Ulti back up and whips him into a far post near the tron and Ulti hits it head first, he slowly starts making his way up the ladder and here comes Bass following him up. <br></br>  

Both men make it to the top of the tron and start exchanging lefts and rights.    

HOLY SHIT Ultimatum has him up for a chokeslam and drops him off the tron and through the black prop below.  A New Form of the End Game.   It breaks down as Bass hits and the crowd is going CRAZY<br></br>

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT.

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Ulti is looking on how to get down.  He starts beating his chest and roars.  PANIC ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Ultimatum nails the elbow into his heart and Bass isnt moving.  Both men have gopne through the propped black stage, and Ultimatum is the first to move.   He picks Bass upo on his shoulder and is carring him down toward the ring.  He tosses him in like a rag doll and slides in.    
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The ref is back out from the back and slides in after Ultimatum.   He helps Bass to his feet.   BURIAL BURIAL BURIAL   

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Bass is down and Ultimatum makes the cover.   

The ref isn't counting.  Ultimatum is up and in his face.   The Ref pushes him off,  and Ulti follows with a right, a white liquid expldes from it's nose and Ulti takes a step back.  It kicks Ultimatum in the Nuts and lands a Stunner.  Roll up By Bass ....Fast Count
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1.2.3
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Winner and still Champion
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Bass.  
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He gets to his feet with the help of his A.I.R.  He grabs a Mic barely able to move.
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"This is only the beginning folks."
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The Droid then carries the injured Bass to the back as Ultimatum is furious.  He is destroying the time keepers area.  

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Backstage we are looking in on the XAW bar! And boy is it hoppin tonight! A PPV really brings in the crowd! And in the midst of it are two of the fans most favorite supertstars! Crimson and the Mailman!! They are throwin 'em back with the rest of the patrons. Crimson looks up at his hulking buddy. "So how come you never wrestle anymore? You like a special appearnaces only kind of guy?"
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Mailman slams his beer down on the bar! "Godammit! How many times does tha Mailman have to tell you? The Mailman is trying his hand at acting! And you can see The Mailman starting next Friday in theatres." <br></br>

Crimson perks up, "Really!? What movie did you make?" 
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Mailman takes a long swig of beer, emptying the mug. "The Mailman plays in a remake of Joe Don Bakers film classic…Mitchell!"
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Crimson laughs, nearly spitting beer through his nose! "Isn't his film classic, 'walking tall'? You know the movie the Ro-". <br></br>

Mailman shoots Crimson a glance that says, "Say it and get a Final Delivery!" Crimson just takes another swig of his beer and we're headed back to the ring!!

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Scarface v. Drama (IC Title)
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Flaw begins with "Only the Strong Survive", as the Black Hand of the XAW makes his way to the ring. The crowd doesn't know what to think of this guy at the moment. Dark Art's feud with the Underground has placed them in a tweener position. Where the fans could turn either way in a heartbeat! But the fans know wone thing….and that's that they love THE Drama! 
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"Touching Tounges" brings Drama to the ring, as well as a barrage of cheers from the fans! The Iconic Comic slides in the ring and this one is underway quickly! Scarface quickly starts to stomp a hole in Drama's chest! Finally pulling him to his feet and sending the comic slamming into the ropes opposite where he slid in. Drama rebounds and Scarface drops him with a signature Clothesline from Hell!!! Drama's head slams the mat and Scarface immediately drops a leg across his throat! He holds the leg there as a cover and the ref counts…..
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2…
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Kick out!!!
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Drama rolls to the side and is back on his feet. Scary charges in only to be side stepped and locked into a sleeper hold! Scary struggles to get out, but Dram,a just wrenches it harder and harder! He drops Scary to his knees and begins plunging his knee into the mobster's back!! Scarface tosses out a leg which manages to catch the ropes! The ref breaks the hold and Drama backs off. Scary gets to his feet and is met with a few signature knife edge chops, sending the Black Hand into the turnbuckle and ending with a reversal sending DRAMA into the turnbuckle!! Now its Scary's trurn to chop away!! The smacks can be heard throughout the arena, and Drama is screaming in pain!!! Scarface irish whips the comic to the opposite turnbuckle, and charges right after!! Drama grabs the ropes and leaps into the air, the Black hand charging beneath him and right into the turnbuckle!! Scarface backpeddles holding his chest!! Drama is waiting behind the mobster and Standing Ovation!!!!!
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Stannding Ovation!!!!

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Reversed.

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Scary slides off Drama's shoulder, and locks in his SIGNATURE sleeper!!  The Iconic Comic is losing consciousness!! We may have a new IC Champion!!! Until Drama reaches back, and with a Snap Mare sends Scary flopping down on the mat right in fron of him!! Drama lands a few square shots to the mobsters jaw, then bolts up thje turnbuckle!!!!
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CURTAIN CALL!!!!
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Drama hits and covers!!
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2…..

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Kick out!!!
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Scary kicked out!!! Drama pulls the mobster to his feet and is immediately dropped with a Signature Implant DDT for his trunble!!! A swift kick to the gut of Drama, who is just regaining his feet, has the comic in position for a….Black Hand!!!! Black Hand!!!!!

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Scarface falls backwards in exhaustion after dropping the comic to the canvas with his finishing running powerbomb!! He needs to make the cover!!! Scarface slowly gets into position to drape an arm over the comic….and the ref counts!!
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ONE!!!!!!

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TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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THR-NO!!!!!! DRAMA KICKED OUT!!!!!!!! The Iconic Comic has just kicked out!!!! And Scarface cannot believe it!! Both men stagger to their feet and this one is going to end right here!!! Drama locks his hand around the throat of the mobster and it's time for Stocks and Bombs!!!!
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But Scarface slams two fingers into the windpipe of the comic and…..Standing Ovation!!?? Scarface lifts Drama up in his own finishing move!!!! Drama is going to be defeated by his own move!!!
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Until he slides off Scary's back and as the mobster turns around….Stocks and Bombs!!!!!! Stocks and Bombs!!!!!! This one leaves the mobster decimated on the canvas and the comic falls forward in exhaustion for the cover!! The ref counts……
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One!!!!!!

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TWO!!!!!!!!

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THREE!!!!!!!
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Winner of the match and still your IC Champion…..THE Drama!!!!!!!
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The ref raises Drama's hand as he lays semi-conscious on top of his opponent. The fans are going absolutely mad with glee!! DRA-MA chants can be heard all the way up the Misssissippi as we head backstage….
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Backstage we see that herd of monkeys Drama had borrowed from the Ringling Bros. and Barnum Bailey circus. Apparently awaiting his return from the match. The herd is tied up to a concrete pillar and someone seems to be playing with the little guys. Someone dressed as a giant chicken. Someone smelling like they bathed in Vodka. You know him. You love him. He's…..the Russian!! And he seems to want a monkey! "Whoa! It is me who is definitely not Joey Lawrence! What a cute group of smal lbrown americans! Whoa!! I would love one of you to be my newest American friend! Whoa!" With that Russian unties one of the monmkeys and leads him down the hallway. I hope Webby wasn't watching. Or we may have another monkey v. bottle match. Please….please….don't make me do another monkey versus a bottle match!!! Back to the ring!
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Ladies and Gentleman.......................What the fuck, Johnny is already out here and has the mic
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"Marco isn't here. And to be honest I am damn glad I don't have to beat his ass again.   So I signed someone to take his place.   Hit the his Theme."
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"Beat It" By Michael Jackson comes over the air waves and out comes the Russian in his Chicken suit holding hands with a Monkey.  They both are comiong down and we aren't sure exactly who is leading who.   Finally Russian takes the lead but is stopped by the Monkey, and this enrages the Russian who lets out a low WHOA! and Whips the Monkey into the barracde.   The Monkey goes crazy and starts attacking the Russian with great Kung Fu moves.  
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The Monkey is really tearing the Russian a new one.   Irish whip by the monkey sending the Russian intothe steal Steps.   The Monkey drops a big leg ontop of the Russian and tosses him into the ring.  
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The Monkey lines him up and nails a scoop slam.  He pins, Johnny counts
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1...,.....2........3
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Winner and still......Well nevermind.  Russian lost to a Monkey


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Lets just get straight into the next match….
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The  following is for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGFHT CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!!!!!
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The "Imperial March" Starts and out comes the challenger Crimson followed by his Brother in the two man wrecking crew Johnny Killa.   He slides into the ring and walks to the turnbuckles.   He jumps up a hand high in the air as Johnny walks to his corner pointing toward him.  
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Now it is time.  "Highway to Hell" TAKES OVER AND THE CROWD ROARS WITH BOOS FOR THE FRANCHISE.     He stops showing off his title and looks down at the two men.   He shouts down to the ref asking for Johnny to be banned and the ref just raises his arms and calls for Steven to come down.
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Crimson isn't waiting and he goes after Steven.   They meet up and start exxhanging lefts and rights.   Steven starts to get the upper hand only to have Crimson kick him in the little Franchise and lands a hard IMPLANT DDT into the the steel walkway.  Johnny and Crimson get Steven to his feet and toss him into the ring.  Crimson slides in.   
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Steven Starts to get to his feet as Crimson locks in a reverse waiste lock.   GERMAN SUPLEX.   No bridge as Crimson just releases.   He is waisting no time as he pummels down on Steven with kick after kick after kick.   He pulls Steven up, snap suplex and Steven reaches for his back.    The Lethal Tide gets up and helps the Chairman of Chairshots up only to receive a jab to the gut for his efforts.   Belly to Belly from the Champ.  He slows the pace locking in a  rear chin lock.  
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Steven exchanges words with Johnny outside who just fllips him off and shows him his world title.   This must have kept Steven off guard as Crimson managed to get to his feet and whips the champ into the ropes.   Steven lands a hard clothesline knocking Crimson off his feet.   He follows with a Leg drop.   He helps the Tide to his feet again and whips him into the far corner following with a hard clothesline.   Steven lights him up with rights and elbows before whip......wait reversed and Crimson sends Steven hard Chest first into the corner, Crimson bounces off the ropes and lands a clothesline on the staggered Steven.
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Crimson pummels Steven again with kicks to the head and chest.   Steven pulls himself up Crimson onto be lined up,  Crimson  sets him up for a vertical, then slingshots him off the ropes and lands Steven hard on his back.  SLINGSHOT SUPLEX.  Crimson  keeps it locked rotates his hips and nails a Stalling Vertical Suplex again he keeps it locked and JACKHAMMER.    
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kickout by Steven.  Johnny is on the outside yelling at the ref.  
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Crimson helps Steven up to his feet and locks in  a Half Nelson.  Up and Over and Steven lands hard on his neck.  quick cover
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1....2.....and kick out.  The Franchise will not be put down that easy. 
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Crimson again gets him up and whips him into the far ropes only for Steven to lock on and roll out of the ring.    Johnny runs around and comes toward Steven only for him to hop into the stands and grab a chair.   Johnny backs off, only for Steven to be blindsided by Crimson.   The Crowd is going Crazy
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Steven holds onto the chair and nails Crimson hard.   Knocking the Lethal Tide down  and busting him open.  Steven again comes down hard onto the fallen tide.  He sets up a group of chairs as the fans give them a circle to fight in.   He takes the bloody opponent and COMPOUND FRACTURE(A move made popular by his brother a cradled T-Bone Suplex) onto and threw the Chairs stationed for Crimson.    Crimson hollars in Pain as Johnny hops the barracade.   Steven holds up a right hand as does Johnny the crowd is roaring.   Crimson calls Johnny off and climbs up Steven.  KULT CLASSIC. Damn it.    
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Steven takes Crimson by the hair and tosses him over the barracade.  He follows.   He tosses Crimson in the ring and again follows.    He stomps down on the bloody Crimson, he begins the end.  He picks up Crimson only to have him wiggle away.   and Nails a Release German Suplex again.   Steven is down.  Crimson rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair.
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He slides back in as Steven gets to his feet.   ONCE TWICE THREE CHAIRSHOTS.  and Steven is bloody.   Steven crawls to the corner and is trying to get his senses laying on the bottom rope the CROWD EXPLODES.......
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CRIMSON IS AT THE FAR END WITH THE CHAIR  
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LEATHEL TIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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He pulls Steven from the ropes and the ref comes sliding in.   
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3 no wait Johnny pulled the ref out of the ring.   
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Crimson looks over at Johnny and waiste no time hoping over the top rope and landing them both hard into the ground.  Crimson Slides bacdk in still looking at Johnny only to have his skull caved in from the chair.   Steven then drops it to the mat and sets Crimson up.    FRANCHISE ontop the chair and he makes the cover
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KICK OUT!!!!!!!!! Johnny slides in and both men start pummeling Crimson.   
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5'o clock somewhere starts up only to stop as quickly as it started and it is replaced with 'Dead Souls' by NIN 
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HOLY SHIT 
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Draven walks out and both men stop and look up at the man in Black and White.   The Tron flashes the old XWO footage with pictures of Matthew Kult, Draven, Steven and Mailman.    Draven and Chris Rayvon as Tag Champions.     Draven,Taco, GhostRider, Jimmy the Hammer, KULT COMPOUND  and    Old School Footage folks here.     This must have been what the white face paint in John Deeres locker room meant!!! HOLY SHIT!!!  He charges down and slides in Steven goes after him, they exchange blows but finally Draven takes over, and nails a hard DDT.  Johnny charges now and immediately Draven lights him up with rights and lefts.   He turns him around and sets him up.   REAL DEAL(A tiger Suplex turned into Single Arm DDT)      JOhnny grabs Steven and both slide out of the ring.    He helps up Crimson as the ref reaches ten and calls for the bell.
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DRAVEN IS BACK AND HE POINTS DOWN TO STEVEN AND JOHNNY.   
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Winner by Count out Crimson
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BUT STILL CHAMPION STEVEN KULT

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Crimson makes it to his feet a bloody mess and he looks at Draven.  He knows this man,and he can't believe it.   Draven reaches out his hand and Crimson goes to shake it only to be pulled in and  DVD onto the Steel Chair.    He slides out of the ring and walks up the ramp
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The Crowd is chanting XWO XWO XWO XWO XWO XWO XWO XWO

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Backstage…we go to the Undergrounds locker room. Leary Garcia and Goodfella are watching their monitor wondering what the hell has happened in the last month around here!? The two of them take some time off and all of a sudden, the most dreaded man in the XWO is back!! Crimson is nearly wearing heavyweight gold!! Religious zealots outnumber everyone save mobsters!! And monkeys outnumber EVERYONE!!! Goodfella looks over at Leary, "Explain to me exactly whyy there are a herd of monkeys here that ARE NOT raping Vlad's sister! I distinctly remember demanding monkeys to RAPE VLAD'S SISTER!!!!" Leary puffs on his old fashioned tobacco pipe, apparently an attempt to make his smoking more sophisticated, "Vlad's sister couldn't be located quite yet. And the process by which to urge the monkeys to rape a woman is being engineered. We have the best minds on the subject….but its proving difficult. If only we had access to Ned. Im sure HE could work out the kinks."  Goodfella shakes his head in disgust, "We're up next. Lets take care of some business." 
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The two men head out and its time for your main event folks!!!!! For the tag team championship of the world!!!!! Four men. Four former partners. Now two teams divided by a thick line of hate! Sugar and Leary have never had any love lost between the two. The hippie becoming a hardcore demi-god after taking the title from Sugar Stevens. The first EVER XAW champion! And as for Goodfella and Vlad. Well its mentor versus apprentice here! And Goodfella doesn't take nice to treachery. So lets get this one started as "Underground" by Unwritten Law begins and here come the two MOST hated men in the XAW. Thefans let them know it as they enter the ring. Trash and insults are hurled their way an they absolutely love it. Relishing it until, "Awaken" by Disturbed hits and here come the tag champs!! The fans are happy to cheer these guys since they despise their opponents. Vlad enters the ring first and Leary steps aside to allow Goodfella the opprotunity to take out some agression. 
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Dark Destiny v. Leary and Goodfella (Tag Team Titles)
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The two men tie it up in the center of the ring, Goodfella slipping behind and dropping Vlad with a suplex! Vlad is right back up and Goodfella sends him into the ropes, Vlad latches on and gives the Teflon Don a boot to the face for charging in after! Goodfella spins, holding his face and Vlad hits his signature Springboard Blood Moonsault!! He covers and before the ref can get to one, Leary is in the ring breaking the cover! Sugar dives over the ropes, spearing Leary and taking him to the mat. The tag champ sends shot after shot into Leary's mug!! The two roll out of the ring and take their fight to the outside as Vlad pulls Goodfella up only to receive a swift foot to the gut! Goodfella locks in and Cicillian Kiss!! He climbs onto the back of the dhampir and locks in a vicious Camel Clutch!! Vlad is screaming in pain and Sugar slides in the ring to assist! A blow upside the back of Goodfella's head breaks the hold, but Leary isn't too happy! He slides in the ring too and the ref just cannot seem to keep order here! Sugar attempts to get to his corner after the blow to the Don, but the former hardcore hippie from hell locks in an Acid Hit and slams him……to the outside of the ring!!!! Holy shit!!!! Sugar just got slammed right on that concrete!! Leary gets back to his corner, just as Goodfella arrives to tag in his partner. Vlad is just regaining his feet and turns to tag in HIS partner. The one on the ground outside the ring. Vlad turns back to see Leary right in his face. That crooked ass smile and Vlad is dropped with a big Death Valley Driver!!! 
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Leary takes to the turnbuckle and we gonna take a trip to the Dark Side of the Moonsault!!! The former hippie sails through the air and comes down with enormous force right on Vlad's knees!!!!! Leary is rolling in pain on the canvas as Vlad pulls himself up and to his corner. Sugar is just dredging himself up off the concrete outside and the two exchange pained glances. Sugar slides in and the two men make a stand together. Goodfella hops the ropes and charges the two men…only to be dropped by Sugar with a devastating Tilt a whirl backbreaker!! Vlad takes to the ropes and guillotine leg drop!!!! Dead on Arrival!!!! The fans go wild and Goodfella is practically chopped in half!!! The Don is down and out!!! Leary is still trying to regain his footing and Vlad makes the cover on Goodfella!
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The ref counts…..
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One!!!!!
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TWO!!!!!

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"Underground" by Unwritten Law hits and here comes SAK and JK!!!! Vlad hops to his feet and stands by Sugar. They actually seem to be smiling!! 
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"O Fortuna" by Apotheosis blasts over the pa and the Behemoth of Brutality stands on the ramp!!! Flanked by Scarface and Greyhayze!!! Is this the fifth member!!! Oh my God!!! Ultimatum has joined Dark Arts!!! The three men charge down the ramp and absolutely devastating the beleagured Steven Kult and the soon overwhelmed Johnny Killa!!! Their path of destruction leads them right into the center of the ring, where Goodfella and Leary are managing to pull themselves to their feet! The three newcomers as well as the tag champs stare down the former hardcore hippie from hell and his mobster pal. This truly is a Revolution!!!!! Leary gets right in Ultimatums face and SPITS!!!!!
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Bad idea! BURIAL!!!!!!!!!!! Leary is dropped by that reverse Razors Edge and the feast is on!!!! The entire stable of Dark Arts begins systematically dismantling both Leary Garcia and Goodfella!! The ref calls for the bell awarding the match to the Underground due to outside interference!!
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Hey at least they got something out of this beatdown!! 
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Winners of the match……..Goodfella and Leary Garcia!!!!
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Still Tag Team Champions……Dark Destiny!!!!!
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The beatdown continues as we bid you a farewell from yet another mind boggling XAW Pay Per View event!!! No Massacre on Monday night folks….but we will see you Thursday for Thrashing!!!! It should be huge after tonights events!!! What will the Underground do to get back at Dark Arts?? Who will THEIR fifth member be??? What in the blue hell is Draven doing back here?? And much much more may be answered on Thursday night!! We'll see you there!!!! This is A-Bob signing off!!

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Xtreme alliance wrestling presents..... <br></br><br></br>

a D-TV production......5-1-04<br></br><br></br>

               PORTENT<br></br><br></br>













We open in the deadly halls of the XAW, and find The TV Title Challanger for the night, Ultimatum walking through said corridors. He's primed, and ready for a big match tonight, ready to add another title to his collection. His stroll of ANGER, VIOLENCE, AND RAGE is interrupted by The Commissioner of MEEKNESS, INCOMPETENCE, and sometimes AMBIGUITY, GQ Styles. Ultimatum nearly barrels GQ over, but GQ manages to say "Uh, Ultimatum? A moment of your time please." Ultimatum halts and glares down his nose at the smaller man. "Listen, I need a favor," says GQ, "Some of the Zombies from the Zombie army got stuck in the air ducts, and we need your help with that." Ultimatum growls "Why me?" GQ slaps his own forehead. "Well, you're the only one tall enough. The janitorial crew keeps on trying to make a human ladder, but the only one strong enough to hold anyone up is Reeve, and no one wants to be under him." Ultimatum rolls his eyes and says "Fine...let's go." GQ opens the door that says BOILER ROOM...wait...air ducts? Boiler room? Something's not right here... 
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Portent - A warning sign of an ominious disturbance...i.e...
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an OMEN....
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How fitting then that tonight is the final Omen before the world is turned upside down...
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Before this world is...BORN AGAIN...
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But tonight men and women look to cement their places before everything changes...
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Does gold matter?
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Does pride matter?
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A successful return?
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Even a career?
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That remains to be seen. For tonight...
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One world hears of its own ending...
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Call it Portent of the future...
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Tick tock...

"Crimson...where's your head?"

Tick tock...

"Do you feel your time here coming to an end?"

Tick tock... 

"Do you honestly believe you can take what's mine?"

Tick tock...

"What I've worked so hard for?"

Tick...tock...

"Do you think your friend will save you?"

Tick...tock....

"Nothing will save you tonight. Your time here is in my hands..."

Tick....tock...

"And no friends..."

Tick...tock...

"No alliances...."

Tick....tock...

. "Will stop me from finally ridding my home of you."

Tick...

"May God Have Mercy On Your SOUL!"

Tock...

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The pyro scream up from the specially placed ports in the crowd, sending kids running and old lady flying into the air, welcoming everyone to our May Pay Per View extraveganza!!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO ST. LOUIS, THE BEAUTIFUL XAW ARENA!!!! WELCOME TO PORTENT!!!!!!! AND WHAT A SHOW WE'VE GOT FOR YOU TONIGHT!!!! Tonight, Crimson has a chance to make his dreams come true, as he battles for The World Heavyweight Title, taking on not only Steven Kult, but also Goodfella and Leary Garcia! But he will not be alone, as The Mailman will battle by his side, attempting to wrangle the Tag Team Titles for himself and Crimson! Tonight, Vlad, The Blood God will attempt to take more gold, as he battles Johnny Killa for the WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE! Tonight, Javex Valerius steps back into the ring after over two months away from the ring, battling Mike Johnson as he begins the road back to the top. Also in action tonight....THE Drama, Alexander DeVoir, and Draven! Let's kick things off right! With some WOMEN!
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Julie Simms versus Claudia

"Fate, it seems, has a sense of humor..." giggles Claudia, as the world takes on hues of purple and BLOOD RED. "Prayer" by Disturbed kicks up, and everyone should be aware...this woman is EVIL...moreso than most women! But you know what? A-Bob could use himself an 8th wife. I'm sure Claudia wants the position...and what a position she'd get! Oh, yes, I'd...hang on, I'm getting a message in my earpiece. Yeah? Oh...sorry Mr. Stark. Uh, Claudia, a wonderful competitor gets in the ring.
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Ladies and Gentlemen...Boys and Girls...presented for your approval, The First Lady of Hardcore..."Clint Eastwood" by Gorillaz begins to play, and The Divas Champion is ready to take on her latest challanger. Claudia humiliated Julie at Thrashing, and it's time to have some revenge...and what better place to take action than at Portent? Julie reaches the ring and hands over the title to YOUR RESIDENT TECHIE, not before laying a kiss on the thing, however. Then....Julie charges the ring, sliding in and HERE WE GO!
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Claudia isn't prepared for Julie, and she pays dearly, as Julie gets to her feet quickly and nails a spinning heel kick. Claudia up quickly, but Julie is has her scouted, kicking her in the head, ribs, really ANYTHING that's open! Claudia catches a kick on it's way in, but holds on too long, and Julie NAILS her with a hard open palm to the nose. Julie with a whip, Claudia reverses, getting her first taste of offense with a drop hold that dumps Julie on her head. Claudia, floating over, going for the quick victory, 1! Kickout.
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Both ladies to their feet, and Claudia peppers her opponents with some quick punches to the 'upper pectoral' area, as we'll call it tonight. Julie responds with a kick to the midsection, doubles Claudia over, hooks her up, EXTREMECUTION...BLOCKED!!!! Claudia shoots her leg out to block it, gains her balance, and rakes those LONG fingernails across Julie's face, drawing some blood. Julie responds with a very loud, very unladylike scream, tackling Claudia to the ground and attempting to rip the eyeballs out of her skull. Julie mounts Claudia, Claudia arches up, rolling Julie onto her shoulders, COVER! 1! Julie rolls over, Claudia's shoulders down! 1! Kickout, Claudia up, going for a SPEAR, Julie sidesteps and Claudia charges directly into the corner, putting the brakes on before nailing the turnbuckle, turns around, walks right into a CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING!!!! Julie's got that thing locked in, and Claudia's running out of air FAST...Claudia begins to sag....and Julie takes the opportunity, lifting her up, BACK SUPLEX, BRIDGED!!! REALITY CHECK!!!! CLAUDIA'S SHOULDER ARE DOWN!!!! 1!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Winner of the match, and STILL DIVA'S CHAMPION...Julie Simms!!!!
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Backstage...Hostile 17 is chillin' with the Army, trying to pull one of the members (Kid Extreme?) out of...well, I'll be damned. It is an air duct. "You stupid wormchum bastard!" shouts Hostile, "You couldn't even catch a pigeon!" Hostile pulls so hard on the zombie than an arm pops off, and Hostile stumbles backwards into his masses. As they help him to his feet...BLAM! A...GUNSHOT? The Army turns as a cohesive unit, and the front lines get blown away as Hostile struggles forward to see what the commotion is. And in front of him stands Alexander Devoir, in RIOT GEAR, with the Hardcore Title slung over his shoulder, and he's pumping up a shotgun?! WHO LET HIM IN HERE WITH THAT? We notice a patch on his lapel. "S.T.A.R.S. Chaplain - Raccoon City" Hostile throws the zombie arm at Alexander, nailing him in the forehead as the Army scrambles. Nothing like a corpse full of birdshot to ruin your day. Alexander stumbles backwards, and looks like our HARDCORE TITLE MATCH is getting started early. Hostile rushes forward, and his power advantage is gonna be evident early on as he absolutely decimates Alexander with a clothesline (Fact: Hostile claims to have invented the manuever known as the clothesline). Alexander down, and Hostile picks up the Hardcore Title, looking at Alexander with a devious grin on his face. Alex rolls to his feet, and Hostile charges, title aimed at the priests skull. Alex up, dodges, around Hostile, behind him, locks up his head, pulls him backwards, and crosses himself, hitting the LAST RITES!!!! That's it, it's over! Alex drops for a cover, as XAW Interview Girl Miya slides onto the scene, an XAW ref's shirt on. 1! 2! Hostile SHOVES Alex into the air and over Miya!!!! Alex stands up, eyes wide, mouthing something about "Need a weapon" before taking off down the hallway! I don't think that's the last we'll see of this... <br></br>

TLC Match- Triksta vs. Draven vs. Scarface
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Ladies and Gentlemen, here in the XAW, we have few matches that we can say are true originals. Rage in a Cage is unique, as is The Rooftop Rumble Royale, and Thrashing in the Streets. And while the Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match is not unique to our sport, the XAW handles this in a completely different way. One table. One ladder. One chair. Each a personal possession of one of the competitors. Each man was assigned a piece today, and each is ready...
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"Headbustas" by Lil Scrappy begins to play, and the crowd erupts into deafening bouts of silence, as they're still really unsure of how to make the Triksta out. Red lights flash in the entranceway, and Triksta enters the arena for only the second time in his young career, and looks like he was assigned The Ladder. Triksta apparently did not own one of the nice metal ladders used in these matches, as he's got a WOODEN ladder that looks to be mighty splintery. Triksta pumps his fist for crowd support, but they ain't havin it. I mean...a WOODEN ladder? Man...
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"Only The Strong Survive" by Flaw begins to play, and The Black Hand has arrived. Scarface's reaction is pretty decent, we must say, and this guy who took Crimson to the limit on Thursday has got to be the odds on favorite tonight, as a #1 Contendership for the Hardcore Title hangs above the ring. Scarface was assigned The Table, and he's not bringing a card table, nope. This is an IVORY AND MARBLE COFFEE TABLE. That is NOT going to feel good. Scarface deposits the table outside the ring and slides in, ducking under a swinging ladder and getting decked on the rebound. Triksta sets the ladder up and begins to climb...
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As "Dead Souls" by Trent Rez...uh, Nine Inch Nails begins to play. Draven stalks out, and he was obviously left with the chair. But Draven has brought us a LEATHER ARMCHAIR, which he hefts on his way down to the ring, then muscles up and THROWS into the ring, nailing the ascending Tricksta in the back, sending him crashing to the mat. Draven slides in, the bell is rung, and we're ready to go. Draven picks the chair up and hefts it away, smiling as it lands on Scarface with a sickening crunching sound. Draven tosses aside Triksta, grabbing the ladder and setting up directly under the hook hanging over the ring. You know...the hook with the slip that says "Number 1 Contender, Hardcore Title". Draven ascends, and Triksta is up, slowly, that chair hurt, and he grabs onto Draven's leg. Draven kicks him off, but Triksta drops and kicks the ladder. The ladder doesn't fall, but it rocks it hard enough to send Draven tumbling to the mat. Draven up pretty quickly, Triksta charges him, backing him into a corner. Draven shoves Triksta forward and bumrushes him, Triksta sidesteps and Draven eats some ladder, hitting it headfirst and taking the ladder down. Scarface has freed himself from the chair, but that thing landed on his leg, this won't be easy. Scarface up, throws a sloppy punch, Triksta with a block, and Draven sneaks up and chop blocks Triksta down. Draven up, Scarface with a kick to the get, doubles Draven over. Draven set into powerbomb position, UP HE GOES, but Scarface's knee buckles and Scarface goes down! But this may be a blessing in disguise, as he falls backwards and Draven goes down, nailing his head on the top turnbuckle!!!! 
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Draven woozy, and Triksta's gonna try to take the opportunity, getting up, and snap suplexing Draven onto Scarface's prone form. Triksta sights the chair, grabs it, but has trouble getting it up, that thing is ungainly! Triksta gets it over his head just in time to see Scarface plow into him with a Clothesline....FROM HELL!!!! Triksta down, and the chair falls on top of him. Scarface grimaces in pain, and goes for the ladder, picking it up and setting it into place, then beginning his ascent. One rung at a time, and Draven rises to the challange, stumbling to his feet and going for Scarface, yanking him off the ladder with a back suplex onto the chair. Scarface arches and rolls away, and Draven has got to shake off some cobwebs if he wants this.
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Draven yanks the chair off of Triksta and hefts it up, tossing it at Scarface and barely missing as Scarface rolls away. Draven heads for the ladder and begins to ascend as Scarface gets to his feet and goes up the other side. Both men take it rung by rung, and this match is taking a physical toll. Up they go, Scarface reaching the top first, and pounding down on Draven to take him out. Draven fires back with some uppercuts and Scarface responds with a GOOZLE!!!! Oh, snap, is Scarface gonna toss Draven out with a chokeslam? That would be ironic....but it's not to be as Triksta stumbles to his feet and he rushes the ladder, dropkicking it. The ladder tips and falls, and seeing as how both men were on the top, they get ejected completely out of the ring...toward the table!!!! The aim is a little off though, as Scarface flies completely over the table, and Draven clips his CHIN ON THE TABLE...he's got to have a broken jaw...and Triksta is all alone in the ring, setting up that ladder again, going up top, and now this is just a formality. Triksta reaches...and he's got it! 
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Winner of the match...and NUMBER ONE CONTENDER FOR THE HARDCORE TITLE....Triksta!!!!
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Backstage....Hostile and Alex are battling through the halls! And it's not Alex on the run now, but Hostile, who's wearing a nice little Crimson Mask, courtesy apparently of Alex's weapon, a...VCR? Hostile barrels through a door, Alex following suit, and...oh, crap. THEY'RE IN THE HALL OF FAME ROOM!!!!!! Hostile turns to leave, but Alex drops the VCR and nails Hostile with a running enzeguri! Hostile stumbles into, and knocks over a statue of Vlad, leaving a nice little blood trail on it. You know, Vlad may not mind that. (Fact: Hostile claims to have carved all the Hall of Fame statues) Hostile slumps to his knees, and Alex rushes and nails him with a knee to the chin, knocking him down. Alex with a cover as Miya slides into view, 1! 2! Kickout, not NEARLY as much power behind that anymore. Alex pulls Hostile up by the hair, punches him in the head to knock him down, repeats the process a couple of times, right before Hostile grabs Alex's head and pops him with a headbutt. Alex now has a matching blood stain, although it;s all Hostile's blood. Hostile crawls around a Goodfella statue as Alex wipes the blood from his eyes and stalks Hostile. Hostile shoots out from behind the statue and smashes a Mailman portrait over Alex's head, completely destorying the canvas, and taking Alex down. Hostile shakes his head, he's not ready to finish off Alex yet, and he heads out of the room, pausing only to spit on a Leary Garcia portrait. Huh...that was uncalled for...back to ringside... <br></br>

Mike Johnson versus Javex Valerius
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WHO'S THE MAN?
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And the crowd screams "MIKE JOHNSON!"...wait, WHAT?! The crowd just chanted Mike Johnson's name?! Well, I'll be a..."Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed begins to play, and the crowd picks up, again shocking the hell out of your favorite announcer - The A-Bizzle. Mike Johnson shoots out of curtain, holding up both hands, and the crowd gives him a good response, and the A-Bob is absolutely confused by this decision on the crowd's part. Mike Johnson enters the ring...but the more I think about it, I think I may understand the crowd's side more once I think about it...as every light is extinguished and darkness reigns. Footsteps sound...and then...
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No response from the crowd, but apparently Stark has recorded it in, "THE DEITIES DRAGON" sounds over the PA. Santa Esmeralda's "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood" begins to play as black lights come up over the stage, ramp, and ring, black light dragons shooting around the crowd. But now it lacks the excitement that it once held, as some people choose not to acknowledge this man, and others simply boo with all their heart. Mailman said it best, Javex is treacherous. And it shows in everything he does, as he appears on stage and does not acknowledge the catcalls, but walks (not runs) down the ramp, a slow, almost menacing walk. Javex walks up the steps and enters the ring slowly, leaning against the turnbuckle as the lights come up. No malovelance in his eyes...but no joy either. He simply waits for the bell to ring. 
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Ding. Mike Johnson waits in the center of the ring as Javex stands up and walks slowly to meet him. Their eyes don't meet, but that's not due to Mike. Mike shrugs and fires off a right hand, blocked, and held as Javex's eyes snap up and meet Mike Johnson's at last. A knee to Johnson's stomach doubles him over, Javex backs up and kicks him in the face, taking him down. Johnson up quickly, and a shot to the side of the head rocks him, as Javex begins to pick up the pace, whipping Johnson into the corner. Johnson nails the corner, Javex runs in, tries for a flipping kick, but Johnson catches him in mid air and hits a sit down powerbomb, hooking Javex's legs up! 1!!!! 2!!!! Javex rolls backwards and backs up as Johnson catches his feet and charges forward. Johnson with a clothesline, Javex ducks and runs forward, going into the ropes, rebounds and JVX CLOTHESLINE!!!!!!!!! The crowd instinctively cheers for the move, then boos as Mike Johnson sails over the top rope and crashes in a heap on the floor. 
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Javex backs into the corner as the ref begins his count, and now the A-Bob can definitely understand why the crowd doesn't like this new Javex. He's not exciting. He's only taking calculated risks, not the insane risks that we came to love him for. Johnson crawls into the ring and Javex rushes, hitting a sliding dropkick on Johnson, then setting up and pounding on the downed Hardcore Veteran. Javex rolls him over for the cover, 1, Johnson gets his foot on the ropes. Javex pulls Johnson up, gets a poke to the eyes, Johnson shoots around Javex, BACK SUPLEX, bridged! 1! 2! Kickout, and Johnson pulls Javex back up, repeats the back suplex, but Javex reverses by flipping, landing on his feet behind Johnson, and Johnson double-counters, snapmaring Javex to the mat. Johnson hooks Javex's head, pulls him up backwards, TEST DRIVE!!!!! Javex down, and Johnson up, pointing toward the corner as the crowd comes alive, affirming that Johnson should indeed follow his instinct!!!
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Johnson up on the top rope, Javex KIPPUPS!!!! And rushes over to the turnbuckle, running up it, and Johnson was ready for that kind of thing, has Javex scouted, and he cold cocks Javex in the head!!!! Javex flies back down to the mat, and Johnson wastes NO TIME, flying off with a CRASH AND BURN!!!! Javex gets his knees up, and Johnson only hurts himself, getting the breath knocked out of him and rolling around in pain. Another kippup, and Javex coils up, in a position that is VERY familiar, but now elicits boos from the crowd. Johnson, struggling for breath, struggles to his feet...and Javex strikes! GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!! GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!!! GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!!!! Johnson down, Javex twists and falls on top of him! 1!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Winner of the match....Javex Valerius!!!!
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Mike Johnson kicks out RIGHT after the hand hits the mat for the third time, and Javex rolls of victoriously. Johnson's eyes glaze over in shock as Javex takes off out of the ring, and Johnson looks kinda sick to us...better not puke on the mat, Mikey, other people have to wrestle there! Backstage...we find our friends Hostile and Alex have made it into the locker room for those on the Disabled List. Johnny X is working out that cramp in his leg...he'll be back soon! Tommy St. Clair, covered in grease, seems to be working on rebuilding a transmission. Hostile and Alex battle past him, and Hostile yanks a wrench out of Tommy's hands (Fact: Hostile claims to have invented the wrench) and brains Alex with it. Blood spurts out of Alex's head where the wrench scored and he topples backwards, as Hostile follows up with some SWEET! CHIN! MUSIC! Alex hits the ground, and Hostile covers, as Billy The God Clown, wearing a ref's shirt hits the floor for a count! 1!!!! 2!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!! Enraged, Hostile picks Alex up and bench presses him...GOOD LORD...and then tosses him at our camera man!!!! Ah crap, static takes over the air...stupid Hostile. Now we have to go back to ring side. But before we do, we find Mike Johnson in the hall, shaking his head, holding his side, whispering to himself..."Something's gotta change...no, something has got to change..."
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THE Drama versus GreyHayze - IC Title, Hardcore match
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Dollar bills begin to fall from the rafters, and the crowd ignites into frenzies of greed, with old ladies battling for the one dollar that fell into Delores' hair. "Touching Tongues" by Vai begins to play, and here we go!!!! Here comes the Drama Queens and here comes THE Drama!!!! Drama stands in the middle of the stage as the Drama Queen load some cannons and FIRE!!!! Pyro shoot into the air, green, blue, and yellow as...wait, that's only three pyros. What gives? Looks like DQ#4 is having problems with her cannon. Drama takes it from her and sets it up, then FIRES as red pyro arches into the air...then turns and heads back down for the stage!!!! The DQ's scatter and Drama jumps backwards as GreyHayze forms out of the pyro and lands on the stage, but Drama's got STAGE PRESENCE, and he gets all up in Grey's grill, smacking him with the cannon!!!! <br></br>

Grey pitches off the side of the stage, and Drama jumps down after him, ditching the cannon. By the ramp, Drama lands on his feet, and Grey POOFS into exisistance behind him. Grey locks in a sleeper, and Drama shoots his hands out of to the side, his cane shooting out of his coat pocket. Drama nudges Grey in the ribs with it, forcing Gray to break the hold, then turns and SWINGS, hitting naught but mist as Grey once again POOFS away. Grey behind Drama again, and would do something if it wasn't for Hostile 17 running out onto the stage and jumping off, right toward Drama and Gray!!!! All three men crumple into a pile, and Hostile and Drama catch each other's eyes, screaming YOU!!!! No time for reunions however, as Alexander Devoir comes charging onto the scene, also jumping off the stage toward the steadily growing pile of people. Alex has got a nice looking chain in his hand, and Hostile and Drama bolt, so Alex nails Grey right in the head.
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Hostile with some SWEET! CHIN! MUSIC!, missing Alex, who ducks, and Drama brings that cane down on the ankle of Hostile. Uh, fellas...not your match! Gray poofs to his feet and goes for Alex, lunging for his throat with BOTH HANDS, MA!!!! Taking him to the ground and choking the life out of him. Guys? Your own matches!!!! Grey knuckles up and pounds on Alex, then...covers?! And to make things worse, Eh-Bob shoots away from his post on the Canadian Announce Table, ripping off his jacket to reveal an XAW ref's shirt, and he COUNTS THE PIN?! 1!!!! 2!!!!! Kickout!!!! Aw, Gray was almost...the Hardcore Champion? 
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Hostile and Drama have battled to ringside, and Drama whips Hostile toward the stairs. Hostile reverses and Drama runs to meet some metal, but puts the brakes on and manages not to nail the stairs. He's a little slow turning, and Hostile clotheslines from behind, sending him tumbling over the stairs. Hostile retrieves Drama's cane and jumps on the stairs, coming down with a direct hit between Drama's eyes as he stood up! Drama's eyes roll to the back of his head, and Hostile shoots around him, commencing to choke the life out of him with the cane. Drama drops to his knees, and Hostile nails his jaw on Drama's shoulder. Drama into the ring, Hostile follows in with the cane, a wind up, and a baseball bat like swing whiffs Drama as he ducks and SOMEHOW MUSCLES HOSTILE UP FOR THE STANDING OVATION!!!! Twists, and HOSTILE REVERSES, using the cane to apply more pressure to Drama's neck, sending him back to the mat. Hostile follows up with a sick look in his eyes, driving the cane DIRECTLY INTO DRAMA'S THROAT!!!! How's that for revenge? Hostile turns to see Alex climb the turnbuckle and leap off with a FALLING ANGEL, he's left Gray in a heap on the outside!!!! Hostile responds with a CANE SHOT TO THE SKULL, and Alex limply falls on top of Drama!!!! Hostile with the cover, here comes Eh-Bob!!!! 1!!!!!! 2!!!!!!! BAM!!!!!!!! A form comes flying off the top rope and nails Hostile with a....CRASH AND BURN?! IT'S MIKE FRIGGIN JOHNSON!!! Hostile rolls away in pain, and Mike covers both Alex and Drama!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?! Eh-Bob counts it, Hardcore Rules for both titles!!!!!!!!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL?! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?! WHAT DO I ANNOUNCE?! Oh, hang on...yeah, Mr. Stark? He's WHAT?! Okay, I'll tell A-Todd...hey, A-Todd, c'mere... <br></br>

Winner of the match....and NEW UNIFIED IC CHAMPION....MIKE "THE MAN" JOHNSON!!!!!!
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I have no idea what that means either, folks!!!! But it sounds like Mike Johnson just got a HUGE target on his back. What does this mean for Alex? Or Hostile? Or Triksta? Eh-Bob is down checking Drama, who's face is turning blue, he can't breathe too well after that sickening cane shot. Oh, Lord...EMTS and trainers swarm down to ringside...this isn't good...backstage....
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Where we find Vlad WALKING down the hall, toward the stage curtiain, ready for his big match. Tonight, ladies and Gentlemen, Vlad has the opportunity to recapture the....BRICK!!!!!!!!! Brick sails through the air and lands directly in the mouth of Vlad, cutting up his lips pretty bad and sending him reeling backwards. And who throws Brick? JOHNNY KILLA THROWS BRICK, and follows up by running forward with Brick's Older Brother, Cement Block in his hands. Cement Block is brought down on Vlad's skull, shattering into millions of pieces of Cement Fragment and Cement Dust. Vlad sags up against the wall, and Johnny takes full advantage, grabbing his head and ramming it multiple times into the wall. Vlad, still in Johnny's grasp, gets tossed into a door...marked ADMINISTRATION. Inside, we find Tony Stark and Javex Valerius. Tony Stark stands and shouts "JOHNNY!!!! DAMN IT, WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO?!" Vlad lies in a puddle of his own blood on the floor, and Stark shrugs, "Ugh! Send some EMTS this way, they've got to cart Drama past here. Johnny, I hope you don't think you've gotten out of this match! Johnny Killa and Vlad will be seen at Thrashing! Hope you're happy! And you!" Stark says, turning to Javex, "Do what I told you to do! It needs to be done NOW!" Javex sighs and leaves the office, shooting a glance at Johnny and his World Cruiserweight Title.
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Backstage...again....Bass Monsoon is leaving his locker room, TV Title sinched around his waist. Bass breathes in and out, fairly confident tonight. Besides, Ultimatum hasn't been heard from since the beginning of the show. Everything should go well. Or at least, that's what he thinks until he rounds a corner and a five iron comes hurtling toward his head. Bass down, and a swift Javex kick to the ribs doesn't help matter. Javex Valerius pulls Bass up by the hair and drags him away, as Tony Stark appears around the corner, shouting "Come on! Let's go!" Bass struggles against Javex and gets a nice five iron shot to the face for his trouble as Javex drags him up the stage stairs and through the curtain into the arena. 
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Stark leads the way, and Javex tosses Bass down the ramp, kicking him on the way down. Bass struggles to his feet, and Javex nails him in the back of the head with the club once more, then rolls him into the ring. Javex pulls Bass to his feet and props him into a corner as Stark enters the ring. "Do it!" screams Stark, and Javex coils up and fires off a GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!! Bass's head snaps back, nailing the turnbuckle, and he falls foward, right into Javex's waiting grasp, as he hooks both arms up, and ALONE IN THE DARKNESS!!!!! Bass is out...Javex COVERS?! Stark leans down and hits a quick count. 1.2.3. What the hell is going on?! Stark demands a mic as Javex unsinches the TV Title from around Bass's waist. Stark announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to announcer the winner of this...heh, match...and your NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION....Javex Valerius, The President's Dragon!!!!!" Javex hangs his head as the crowd begins to boo loudly. Man, this is just getting worse and worse...
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PAINT IT BLACK....
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The entire arena is darkened as The Rolling Stones begin to play...and stays dark until green flames shoot from the stage, igniting the forms of Crimson and The Mailman!!!!! The crowd goes absolutely ape-shit as Mailman stalks down the ring and stands in front of it, staring a hole through Javex!!!!! Javex holds up his hands, and Stark is panicking, and both men flee out the other side of the ring, choosing to escape through the crowd. Uh, discretion IS the better part of valor, apparently. Mailman shakes his head and enters the ring, popping up on a turnbuckle and raising that big hand up to the sky!!!! Crimson and the rest of the crowd mimic the move, and we are ready to go!!!!
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"The Underground" by Unwritten Law begins to play, sucking all the love out of the crowd and GOOD LORD THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF GOLD!!!! Steven A. Kult, The World Heavyweight Champion, Leary Garcia and Goodfella, The Tag Team Champions!!!! The boos seem to bounce off the gold, there's the proof of how good these fellas are. All three men have the opportunity to cleanse the XAW of Crimson tonight, and each man LOVES the idea. All three titles are handed over to YOUR RESIDENT TECHIE, and it's main event time, folks!!!!
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The Underground versus Mailman and Crimson - World Heavyweight, Tag Titles, Crimson's Career
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Looks like it's gonna be Mailman and Goodfella to start...Mailman and Goodfella circle, and Mailman makes the mistake of lunging at Steven Kult for a cheap shot, and Goodfella is all over Mailman in a heartbeat. A couple of clubbing blows to the back, but Mailman just shrugs them off and shoves Goodfella away. Goodfella back up, runs toward Mailman, who swings in with a clothesline, but Goodfella ducks, turns, and fires off a couple of right hands, rocking the bigger man, until he chooses to block and starts firing off shots of his own!!!! A right, another right, and Goodfella is backed into the ropes, Mailman pulls him off and sends him toward the other side, Goodfella reverses the whip and Mailman rebounds off the ropes. Goodfella puts his head down for a back body drop, but Mailman kicks him the grill and tags in Crimson, much to the delight of the crowd. Crimson with an Implant DDT to his brother, then up and runs at the Underground corner, swiping at Steven Kult, who drops off the apron before he can be hit. Leary takes the opportunity and swings, nailing Crimson with a cheap shot, Crimson stumbles out and walks right into a REVOLVER!!!!!!! Goodfella into his corner, tagging in Leary.
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Leary up top, flies off with a Darkside of the Moonsault onto Crimson!!!!! Cover!!!!!! 1!!!!! 2!!!!!!! KICKOUT, and Crimson's gotta be rethinking his odds here. Leary pulls Crimson up, whips him into the corner and rushes in with a revese elbow, rocking Crimson's world. Another one, and Crimson isn't looking too great, Leary backs up for a third, rushes forward, and Crimson goes low, basically falling into a dropkick to Leary's knee. Leary pitches forward and nails his head on the 2nd turnbuckle, Crimson scoots out and tries to shake off the cobwebs. Crimson up, pulling Leary out of the turnbuckle, then throwing him through the top and middle turnbuckles, as we can clearly hear Leary's shoulder hit the ring post, and he gives a corresponding "AH! DAMMIT!" Leary stumbles back into the ring, holding his shoulder. Crimson off the ropes, coming back with a flying clothesline, Leary sidesteps and Crimson gains his footage, but doesn't turn around quick enough, falling victim to an ACID HIT!!!!!!!! Leary drags Crimson over to the corner and tags in The World Heavyweight Champion.
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Steven comes in, and immediately the crowd begins to boo insanely. Steven shrugs it off and picks Crimson up, draping him over his shoulders and hitting a slovenly shoulder breaker, then just kind of draping an arm over him for the cover. Crimson kicks out at one, and Steven shrugs, picking Crimson up, Crimson reverses into a SMALL PACKAGE!!!!!! 1!!!!!!! 2!!!!! KICKOUT, and we NEARLY had a new World Heavyweight Champion here. Steven, angered, kicks Crimson in the ribs and picks him up, sending him toward the ropes. Crimson reverses, but he's too damn woozy to capitalize, Steven comes right back with a kick to the gut, and a KULT CLASSIC, dropping Crimson right on his head!!!! Crimson down, clutching his head, and this is not good. Kult with a cover!!!!! <br></br>

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Mailman charges the ring to break it up!!!!! A kick to Steven's head keeps Crimson on the job for at least a few more minutes, Goodfella in, gets a POSTMARK for his trouble!!!!!!!!! Steven dives into his corner, tagging in Leary, who charges into the ring, and gets a FINAL DELIVERY for his trouble!!!!!!! The ref tries to muscle Mailman out of the ring, Steven Kult sneaks up, hooks up Mailman's arms, SAK-FU!!!!!! BY GOD, SAK-FU!!!!! Mailman on the mat, clutching his head, Steven turns around, heading right into a....THERMAL DETONATOR!!!!!!! HOLY SH!T!!!!!!!!!!!! STEVEN DOWN, CRIMSON COVERS!!!! The ref turns and counts it!!!!!!!!!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO WAY, NO WAY, NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CRIMSON HAS DONE IT!!!!!! CRIMSON HAS DONE IT!!!!!!! 
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Winners of the match....Mailman and Crimson!!!!! And your NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.....CRIMSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mailman rises from the mat as Crimson is handed the title, and Crimson runs at Mailman and leaps into the air!!!! Mailman captures him and holds him up high as confetti begins to fall from the rafters, and Steven Kult and Leary grabs the ref and begin shouting in his face. Leary clapping his hands together in anger and the crowd is going absolutely insanse!!!!!!! Huh? Yeah, ref, you can check my monitor, go ahead. YES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CRIMSON HAS DONE IT!!!! DREAMS COME TRUE!!!! HE FOUGHT THE ODDS AND...what? The ref has walked over to the A-Todd, who grabs his mic and announces...
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"Ladies and Gentlemen, the referree has informed me that Steven Kult was NOT THE LEGAL MAN in the ring when the pin was made...therefore, Crimson is NOT The World Heavyweight Champion, and this match WILL continue!!!!!!!! Mailman and Crimson stare at the ref in pure anger, and Goodfella comes up behind Crimson and nails a SILENCER!!!!!! Crimson down, and Leary runs in and dropkicks Mailman right out of the ring!!! Goodfella and Steven scramble back to the corner, and Leary ascends to the top rope, ready to finish off his longstanding nemesis!!!! JEFFERSON AIRPLANE!!!!! MISSES, Crimson rolls out of the way and Leary eats him some mat, Leary up, gasping for breath, and Crimson up and hits an Oklahoma Roll for the cover!!!! Leary's shoulders down....
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1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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KICKOUT!!!!!! Leary up quickly, rocking Crimson with some serious lefts, backing him into his own corner. Mailman struggles onto the apron and tags Crimson on the back as Leary whips Crimson toward The Underground corner!!!!!!!! Crimson dashes and lifts off into the air, double clotheslining Goodfella and Steven Kult right off the apron!!!!! Leary stares, one second too long as Mailman enters the ring, shouting at Leary!!!!!!! Leary turns around, SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!!!!!! SPINE ON THE PINE, MAILMAN HOOKS THE LEG FOR THE COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!!! IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S REALLY OVER THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Winners of the match...and NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS....Mailman and Crimson!!!!!!!!! 
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Once again, the celebration begins, as we have another super-tag team combination as champions!!!!!!!!! The confetti once again falls, and Crimson looks conflicted as Steven Kult curses his luck. Crimson has kept his job, and he's now a tag team champion, but in some ways, that doesn't matter. For a few moments, he held the World Heavyweight Championship Belt in his hands, and that's a feeling unlike any other in the world. Crimson will not rest until he gets that title...no matter the cost. If it didn't before...NOW, it will consume him.
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Backstage...Ultimatum and GQ are coming out of the boiler room, and Kidd X is following behind them. Ultimatum turns and decks Kidd X, sending him flying back down into the room, hitting just about every stair on the way down. "How long were we down there?" asks Ultimatum, "I think my match is...". Javex Valerius walks past, The TV Title on his shoulder, and Ultimatum can only stare...before he gets ANGRY!!!! Ultimatum grabs GQ by the throat and asks "WHAT THE HELL?!" GQ screams "Stark made me!!!!! He wanted Javex to be a champion!!!! YOU CAN HAVE A TITLE SHOT AT THRASHING!!!!!!" Ultimatum releases GQ and snarls...
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What a night!!!!! And Thrashing already has two big matches signed!!!!!!!
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Ultimatum versus Javex Valerius (TV Title)
Vlad versus Johnny Killa (World Cruiserweight Title)
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See you then!

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XAW Wrestling Presents..... <br></br><br></br>

A D-TV Production.....  <br></br> <br></br>   6-5-04














There are certain things in life that simply make you sit back and stare in awe... 

Things that make you realize that some things in life are worth fighting for...

And some things in life so totally capture your imagination, you will never be the same...

Nights like tonight come once in a lifetime.

But in these fleeting moments, men and women will store up memories that will sustain them in their darkest hours...

Whether it be stories of bravery and courage...

Stories of vengence, holy and rightoues...

Stories of men who gave their all for one victory that would reverberate through history...

"And some men who would not go down when the world was against them..." - Steven Kult

"Men who couldn't stop getting up, because the person they would dissapoint was themselves..." - Crimson

"Tonight, some matches will define us as legends beyond our own time..." - Vlad

"And some dreams will die before they are fully realized..." - Johnny Killa

"We go forth now into the future..." - Javex Valerius

"Seperating boys from men, and sustaining legacies...." - Mailman

"And when it's all said and done, the XAW will be Born....Again." - Tony Stark

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"I'm here now, Steven.

I'm ready now. 

For so long, you've been hiding from me, bragging that I can't beat you, that I'm not good enough to hold the Heavyweight Title, that you'll do ANYTHING to keep it. 

But now I've tasted that gold too, Steven. I've held it in my arms. And I feel it calling me. 

They said I couldn't get here, Steven. They said I'd never be here. Said I couldn't win the big one.

And now, it's come full circle, Steven. You think you know what I'm capable of? You think you know what I can do?

You haven't SEEN the depths of obsession until you've gone SIXTY minutes with The Lethal Tide.

But you will, Steven. And I'll make you regret everything you've ever done to me.

Destiny is calling me, Steven. 

Can you hear it?"

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Who is worthy of the name THE MAIN EVENT?

Is it a man who has walked these halls for numerous years, battling all comers, clawing his way to the top and remaining there against all odds?

Is it the man who rocketed to the top, buoyed by legendary matches and feuds, and death defying stunts?

Who is the Main Event?

The man who defined a generation, with arm raising, Goddamning, Final Delivering, RAGE?

The man who leads a new generation with trash talking, high flying, Gloria Por Doloring cool?

The Main Event...

The Postal Sensation that's sweeping the nation...

The Deities Dragon...

Power and anger...

Speed and arrogance...

TV Title on the line.

Who is...The Main Event?

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Pyro screams from the ring to the rafters, setting the crowd alight, right before the ROOF OF THE XAW ARENA EXPLODES!!!! Multicolored pyros spark to our new Born Again set on the stage, lighting up our new Dual Tron and extended entranceway!!!!! AND YES, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
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THIS
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IS 
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BORN AGAIN TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!! <br></br><br></br>WE ARE HERE, THE BIGGEST NIGHT IN THE HISTORY OF THE XAW!!!!! And we've got history in the making tonight with a TRIPLE MAIN EVENT!!!! Tonight, for the first time in the history of the XAW, the World Heavyweight Championship will be contested in a SIXTY MINUTE TIME LIMIT!!! It's going to be The Franchise, Steven A. Kult defending against The Lethal Tide, Crimson, in what many are estimating may be the match of the year!!!! And in a match that has fans foaming at the mouth, the TV Title will be up for grabs in a HUMONGOUS battle of the Main Events!!!! The Deities Dragon, Javex Valerius, and The Main Event, The Mailman, in one on one action!!!! And The World Cruiserweight Title will be contested in a Ladder Match between Johnny Killa and Vlad!!!! Also in action tonight....Leary Garcia and Goodfella, Mike Johnson, Hostile 17, and Ultimatum!!!!
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"Hero of the Day" begins to play, and out to the stage walks The Commissioner of the XAW, GQ Styles. The fans immediarely start booing, and GQ should KNOW this isn't how you get people excited for a night like tonight! But GQ waits for the boos to die down....and waits...and waits....and surprisingly, doesn't yell for them to shut up or anything. So eventually, curiousity gets the best of them and they settle. So GQ begins. "You done now?" A half hearted round of boos goes up again, but they've really had the hate drained out of them early. "Okay, great. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN....TONIGHT, THE XAW WILL BE BORN AGAIN!!!!" A round of cheers, and Styles continues. "Believe it or not, the XAW has been around since August of 2002! And while our first run ended in a rocky way, you, THE FANS, brought us back at this time last year, and for the first time, we were BORN AGAIN. So now, I, GQ Styles, the founder of the XAW, would personally like to thank EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU. And I promise that tonight will be MAGICAL...you'll never forget it. And when you go home tonight, you're gonna be wondering...what can the XAW do to top that? Well...I promise that we will top it EACH AND EVERY WEEK!!!! As long as our wrestlers are motivated, we're gonna keep delivering the best action in the HISTORY of professional wrestling! So to everyone....every fan, every wrestler, every worker here who has made the XAW the success it's been so far....THANK YOU...from the bottom of my heart. And....YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET!!!!!" The crowd BURSTS into cheers for the first time...EVER for GQ!!!! And let's kick things off!!!!!!!!!
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Monique versus Claudia versus Julie Simms - Diva's Title, Menage a Trois
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The woman will not wait for the bell as they have all found each other backstage. Claudia and Monique have started working over Julie immediately. They start to pummel the porr girl senseless. Claudia helps Julie up and irish whips her into the far wall slamming her face first, she stumbles backward right inbetween Monique and Claudia. 
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TOTAL ELIMINATION!!!!!!!!! 
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Julie is down. Now both Monique and Claudia stare each other down. Standing drop kick by Claudia sends Monique to her ass and Claudia walks out from the curtain. She makes her way to the ring and slides in.........closely chased by Monique who follows sliding in. 
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Monique pops up quickly only to be speared down. Claudia mounts and starts to slam haymakers left and right. Finally She rises bringing Monique with her. She appears to be going for the blood goddess trying to end this early. 
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Northern Rite Suplex, count 1.......and Claudia quickly kicks out. Both Make it to their feet as Julie stumbles from behind the curtain. She is dragging a ladder with her. 
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Both look down with amazement at the approaching Simms, quick roll up by Claudia and Monique kicks out. STAR TREATMENT and Monique lands a solid DDT in the middle of the ring. She is up only to be knocked down by Julie, who has set up the Ladder side. Julie kicks Monique in the stomach numerous times. 
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Claudia starts to rise IMPLANT DDT by Simms and again Claudia is down. Simms pops up her attention on Claudia. Kick to the Midsection and premiere. Both Simms and Claudia are down. Monique rolls out of the ring and looks underneath, she pulls out a table and sets it up near the ladder. She turns...... 
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DARK ANGEL onto the floor and both girls hit hard and with alot of force from the added distance. 
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Monique is out and Claudia is slow to rise. Suicide Dive from Simms and again Claudia is down. Simms is up quickly and grabs Claudias Hair. She hoist her up and whips her into the Steel stairs sending her crashing to the floor screaming in pain. Claudia starts rises but again she is dropped with the IMPLANT DDT. 
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Claudia isnt moving as Simms helps her to her feet, She drags Claudia to the table and sets her ontop. She starts to climb the ladder back to Claudia. She gets to the Top and Turns Sitting on the top. 
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Monique is up and Climbing from the otherside. She Grabs Simms by the Hair but SImms is at a disadvantage now. <br></br>

BULLDOG AND BOTH WOMAN GO THROUGH THE TABLE ON TOP OF CLAUDIA. 
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Bodies are on the floor, pieces of table everywhere. Monique is first to rise as the other ladies are not moving. She picks Simms up by the hair and slides her into the ring. 
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She pulls her to the Corner and climbs. 
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FINAL CUT 
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The cover 
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1 
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2 
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3 AND NEW WOMAN'S CHAMPION MONIQUE
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Well as the XAW cameras wander freely as the ONLY thing safe-or at least semi safe- in the hallways of this arena, we fade in on the Underground locker room. And it may be safe to wandder the hallways as a camera….but definitely NOT inside the Undergrounds locker room. But it appears we have quite a BALLSY technichian tonight…and he wants to get the most out of his trip through the arena. Inside all we can see from this vantage point(which is hiding behind a bookshelf and coat rack) is that Goodfella is chatting with someone. In the background plays some Italian Classical music that blocks out everything except for a few choice things. ‘Diggstown’, ‘tonight’, ‘For that matter we can’t even tell whether that person is IN the room, on the phone, or outside the window! With only Goodfella’s profile and snippets of HIS half of the conversationwe don’t have Kidd X’s chance of induction into the HOF, of telling you what the hell is going on here…..
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Hostile 17 v. Mike Johnson (NIHILISTIC Title)

“Big Balls” by AC/DC signals the netrance of the self proclaimed KING of the XAW, Hostile 17!! The fans give him a FIT of boo’s that reverberate off this arena rooftop and make the place seem to shake with anger!! Hostile makes his way down the ramp and happens upon two Chinese fans leaning over the barricade! “EXCEPT THE CHINKS!!!” he screams as the fans BOO even louder!! The two Chinese fans throw their sodas at Hostile as he fakes a bitchslap towards the two. XAW security breaks it up before it can get out of hand and hostile continues to berate them all the way to the ring!! 

Until he cant be heard over the crwod anymore. Because “Down With the Sickness” has hit and here comes THE MAN!!!! Mike Johnson comes out to a thunderous ovation!!! The fans are really routing for this guy tonight and I cant say I blame them. A-Bob thinks Hostile is lower than those Underground boys. He just doesn’t have the marketing they do. But nonetheless, the fans are wexcited, Mike THE MAN Johnson is excited….and A-Bob is sure as hell excited!! Lets get this one underway!!! <br></br>

DING DING
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Well NOW…we’re underway!! And Hostile isn’t wasting any time. He comes right in and Johnson ties it up with him. The two evenly matched men battle back and forth for a moment before Johnson drops Hostile with a jawbreaker!! Then a swift sweep of the legs and Hostile is on the mat!!! Johnson hoips to his feet and an leg falls across the throat of Hostile. He holds it for the pin and the ref counts….
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1….
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KICK OUT!!
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Hostile kicks out and Johnson pulls him to his feet whipping him into the ropes and bouncing off the opposite rope himself!! As the two men barrel down on one another, Johnson cocks back and unloads with a FEROCIOUS punch to the jaw!! Hotsile’s head whips to the side and he crumples to the canvas!! Mike Johnson climbs the turnbuckle and leaps off with a moonsault!!! Hostile gets his knees up and Johnson is in some pain now!! He rolls off and Hostile staggers to his feet. Hostile grabs Johnson and locks in his signature Crossface Chickenwing!! Johnson is screamin gin pain and the ref is right there to see if he wants to quit!! But Mikey isn’t goin down that easy!! Johnson manages to get a hand on the ropes and the ref breaks the hold!! Hostile backs up waiting for Jonson to get to his feet and….Sweet Chin Music!!!!! Except that baby caught THE MAN right in THE TEETH!!! Johnson hits the canvas and Hostile is on him like A-Bob on all your mom’s last night!! WHOA!! Just wanted to make sure you were all paying attention!! 
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The ref counts….
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1….

2….
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KICK OUT!!! Mikey J kicks out!! And Hostile pulls him to his feet, sending him towards the turnbuckle! Johnson runs UP the turnbuckle and leaps off with a Spinning Heel Kick that catches Hostile right in HIS mouth!!! BOTH of these men are going to need a dentist when this match is over. Luckily, Birger King and their Tendercrisp sandwhich have gladly provided dental care for ALL of tonight’s participants! Thank the good people at BK!! But back to the match at hand and the bloodshed taking place in the ring!! Johnson stands above the downed Hostile and performs a STANDING moonsault!!! Impressive, Mikey!! He holds for the cover and the ref counts….
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1…

2…
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KICK OUT!!!! Hostile kicks out!! Mikey has had just about enough of this and he pulls Hostile back to his feet and it’s time for a Head on Collision!!! But Hostile throws a sharp elbow to Mike’s head and pushes him RIGHT into the ref!!! The ref is down and Hostile has a smile that just reeks of….well….death. Seeing as it’s his profession. And you gotta give the man credit for finding something he TRULY enjoys. And killing people is that prfession. So be it. Well Hostile may not be going to KILL Johnson, but he sure looks like he’s gonna put a hurt on the guy. Mike looks down at the ref and even though he KNOWS he should attempt to revive that fallen official, if he lets his attaention slip for one moment Hostile will take advan-CRACK!!!!! Johnson just got hit in the head with his own TITLE BELT!!! Hostile is laughing maniacally and holding the NIHILISTIC Title far above his head as the crowd lets him have it!!! They boo relentlessly and even the beginnings of trash make their way to the ring. And this guy isn’t even IN the Underground. He gets trash. THAT’S impressive!!
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But not as impressive as THAT!!!! Mike Johnson is standing RIGHT behind Hostile!! And the KING of the XAW doesn’t even NOTICE!!! MIKE is the one smiling now and Hostile doesn’t seem to notice the fans taunts and jeers have turned to cheers. Blood flows freely down Mike Johnson’s face as he just stares over Hostiles shoulder waiting for the right moment to strike. Hostile raises that NIHILISTIC Title above his head once again, rubbing Mikey’s blood all over the face of the belt…..but comes face to face…..with Mikey. Knee to the gut, Hostile drops the title…right into Mikeys hands!!! Mikey slams it home on the back of Hostile’s head!!!! The King of the XAW falls to the mat face first. Knocked out cold. The ref is stirring and Mikey J tosses the title out of the ring. he looks around and drops for a cover as the ref crawls over. 
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1……

2…..

3!!!
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Winner of the match and STILL your NIHILISTIC Champion…….
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Mike THE MAN Johnson!!!!
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The office of one Tony Stark…..visited more often than possibly any room in the arena by the cameramen. And we find ourselves here once again. As the camera peeks in through a partially closed doorway. Stark sits behind his desk and opposite him….it can’t be!!! THE Drama!!! THE Drama is here tonight!!!! Can you believe this folks!?!? The fans can’t and they are showing it. As the arena rings out in cheers from the mere sight of the man on screen. It’s good to know he’s still go it!! Let’s see what is going on in there…. “So what exaclty are you asking for D?” Drama reaches out and rests his hand on the top of that platinum cane of his. Fingering the large, red, ruby at the top. And as Drama utters his first few words we can hear the damage that was caused by Hostile 17 at Portent one month ago!! And we might as well call him DARTH Drama for the man sounds like CRAP!!! It comes out of his mouth in a scratchy, hoarse whisper. “Merely…a favor. Much…like Hostile was granted. Since….joining D-TV. The…XAW has gotten ratings….much higher than the norm. I….don’t belive I should have to win…at Tharshing in the Streets…to get that favor. PLUS…it doesn’t involve YOU…doing anything.” Drama’s hand clenches that cane of his and pokes at the door slamming it shut right in the face of the camera!!!! What in the world was that about!? And A-Bob is left clueless once again as we leave backstage….
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Razor v. Alexander Devoir (HELL in a Cell)

The XAW’s most ominous structure, HELL in a Cell, stands with it’s door open awaiting the next two men to bleed within it’s steel mesh walls. “When Darkness Falls” begins and it does just that! The arena goes dark, until a single rocket of brilliant red bursts into a blinding aura of the same color and standing atop the stage is one of the XAW’s newest sensations!! Razor!! The fans give him an enthusiastic response and he has definitely made himself a favorite here already! The fans continue to cheer up until the sounds of “46 & 2” echo through the arena and Alexander Devoir appears. He doesn’t even notice the crowd booing. But when you are the spiritual advisor for one of the most evil groups of men this world has ever seen, you learn to block a lot of things out.
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Razor is already inside the cell and Alexander doesn’t hesitate. Making the holy cross on his chest, Alex enters the cell and the door slams shut behind him. This long running feud has finall come to a culmination inside this forboding structire and Alex hasn’t decided to come alone!! Out of his long black jacket sleeve falls a rope!!! And it’s got a NOOSE attached to the end of it!!! Razor’s eyes go wide immediately yet Alex’s visage doesn’t change one bit. He KNOWS how extreme he can be. Razor….may not. The bell rings and this one is underway!!!

Razor immediately charges Alex in an attempt to get to the man before he can get that long black coat off. Or maybe get that damned rope away from the maniac!! But Alex was ready for that the moment he put the coat on. It comes off more quickly than expected and in a sidestepping motion, Alex wraps it around Razor’s neck!! He tugs TIGHTLY on it the two men are face to face, yet only ONE can breathe!! Again…Alex’s expression shows no feeling whatsoever. Razor throws a quick knee to Alex’s gut and breaks free of the Coat Hold….hahaha A-Bob made a funny!!! Razor throws the coat to a corner and begins circling Alex like prey. Alex still holds that noose and just seems to be WAITING for an opportunity to use it! Razor cirlces some more, feinting left, then right, then taking out Alexander’s knee with a spear!! Devoir goes down in a heap with the rookie and all the while attempts to lasso that noose around Razor’s neck!! But the rook aint havin none of that and he fights off locking in an STF! Alex is in a bit of pain here but showing NO sign of giving up this soon. Razor breaks the hold and drags the man to his feet. Tossing him right out of the ring and into that steel mesh wall!!! THAT forces the maniac to drop his noose. Razor follows to the outside and begins running Alexanders face across the steel!!! Blood begins POURING from Alex’s face and Razor drops him on the concrete with a Death Cutter!!! The reverse DDT leaves Alex in a heap on the floor and razor goes to get the ring stairs!! 
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He brings them back and they come crashing down!!!! Right on Alexander’s back!!! Devoir is back on the concrete and razor is loving this!!! The fans are cheering their hearts out as Razor brings the stairs down for ANOTHER blow to the preacher’s back!!! Alex hits the floor one more time and razor gets down in his face. “Don’t ever underestimate me, Dev-” The poor kid doesn’t even get a chance to finish before Devoir SLAMS his head right into Razor’s face!!! Alex struggles to his feet as Razor pulls his hand away from his nose and the crimson river follows!! Blood runs out of Razor’s nose to match Alex’s head and BOTH men meet in a thundering collar and elbow tie up right outside the ring!! Razor gets the advantage and sends Alex RIGHT into the ringpost!!! As Devoir stumbles backwards, Razor gets in position and Deep Slash!!! The signature Clothesline from Hell sends Alex’s head slamming against the floor!! Even the crowd is sickened with the THUD that one made!! Yet Razor just grabs the preacher up and ANOTHER Deep Slash!! Alex is laid out one more time and Razor actually plays to the crowd!! They LOVE it and cheer the man on. He pulls Alex to his feet and send shim careening into the cell wall!!! Well that’s what would have happened if Alex hadn’t reversed it!! Sending RAZOR into the steel wall!! Alex turns and sees his noose laying near the wall. Picking it up he turns just in time to see Razor slam him with an Incision!!!! And WHAT an Incision it was!!!! That gore takes BOTH men right THROUGH the cell door!!!!! This fight has broken to the outside!!! As the two men extract them selves from the heap of steel door and people, we realize that Alex has managed to get that rope around Razor’s neck!!! And apparently Razor has just noticed as well! The rookie stares down at his neck and looks three feet away where Alex holds the other end of the rope. But before Devoir can even give it a tug, Razor rushes him!!! Right into the cell wall!!! The two men throw right after left until finally Alex manages to throw a finger in the eye of Razor, who spins in pain and Alex DROPS him with a Retribution!!! 
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But theres no pinning the kid out here. The refs keep yelling for the two to get back in the ring….but really what are they gonna do?? Alex pulls Razor up by the rope around his neck and begins……..CLIMBING the cell!?!? Razor, barely conscious, but with the only other option being FULL unconsciousness….he slowly follows up the side of the cell wall!! This is getting ridiculous folks!! These two have already lost enough blood, but to climb to the top! That’s insane!! But they continue to do so. And once reaching the top, Alex yanks his opponent the rest of the way up by his noose!! Once Razor has gotten a footing on the steel mesh flooring, Alex gives him some LAST RITES!!! And did the rest of you see what A-Bob just saw?? That roof doesn’t look too stable!!! Alex pulls Razor BACK up and signals that it’s time for RETRIBUTION!!! 
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Razor pushes out as Alexander switches direction and danger is averted! But not for long!! Alexander still has that ROPE!!! And he gives it a tug and right back to him comes Razor!! But he was prepared this time and lays full force into Alex with the THIRD Clothesline from Hell in this match!!! Alex hits that steel roof hard and…there it was again!! You all saw it right!? I don’t think that’s a safe place for those two to be!! That cell roof wasn’t meant to support two combatting wrestlers!! Razor looks at Alex and with its about time to finish this one. He glances at alex, then off the side of the cell. Alex. Side of the cell. Alex. Side of the cell. The fans are going NUTS!!!! Thay ewnat that man TOSSED!!!! And Razor is just the one to do it!!! 
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He pulls Alex to his feet and goes to Irish Whip Devoir off the edge of the cell!!! But Alex reverses at the last moment pulling Razor in for a Belly to Belly Suplex!!! Razor hits the roof and I KNOW I SAW IT THAT TIME!!! So did the fans as an enourmous “OOOOOHHHHHHH” echoes throughout the arena! Alexander doesn’t even seem to notice. I think that’s a running theme for this guy. He pulls Razor BACK to his feet and NOW it’s time for RETRIBUTION!!!!! Razor hits the steel mesh HARD!!!!! <br></br>

And goes RIGHT THROUGH!!!! BOTH MEN have fallen!!!! The ceiling has collapsed folks, oh my GOD!!!!! Devoir is the LUCKY one and he just crashes twelve feet to the mat below barely moving!! Razor….is the UN lucky one and everyone can see why!! The kid is being LYNCHED!!!! That noose is STILL around his neck!! And the other end it entangled in that broken steel mesh atop the cell!!! Razor is HANGING from the ceiling!!! BY HIS NECK!!!!!! This could be one of the most gruesome sights A-Bob has ever been witness to!!! The blood from his nose falls the distance to the mat and begins pooling below. And if I haven’t mentioned it before….the kid IS NOT moving!!! Alexander struggles to his feet and looks up at his handiwork. Shrugging his shoulders, he sees only one thing left to do!! <br></br>

Alex sprints to the nearest turnbuckle and takes a Leap of Faith!!!!! The 540 backflip leg drop isnt the prettiest thing when your opponent is hanging from a ceiling by a noose…but it’ll work!!! The rope comes free and Razor plummets uncerimoniously to the mat!!! Alex hits as well and crawls over to make the cover. The ref counts…<br></br>

1….

2…..

3…..
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Winner… and quite possibly the most XTREME man in the XAW...Alexander Devoir!!!!
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Backstage....Reeve and Tony Spaghetti are standing by the entranceway, holding their slip of paper that decides what order they're in for the Diggstown match. Reeve and Tony are talking strategy, Tony looks like he's favoring an ankle...and Johnny Killa stops by and places a hand on Reeve's shoulder. "Hey, kid, you're in the Diggstown match tonight?" Reeve looks into Johnny's eyes and mumbles, "Uh, yeah." Johnny shakes his head. "Bad idea. You may want to get out of it while you still can." Reeve snaps out of it and gives Johnny a weird look. "What? What are you...no! This is my chance! My opportunity to make it big! What are you...?" Johnny sighs and puts his hand over Reeve's mouth. "Okay...don't say I didn't warn you." And he walks away....weird...
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"THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS THE DIGGSTOWN GAUNTLET MATCH!!!!" And the crowd comes alive for A-Todd's announcement, because this is one of those matches that NOBODY can imagine what's going to happen!!!!!
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YOU'LL BE JUST ANOTHER HIT...
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"The Underground" by Unwritten Law begins to play, and we've got CHAMPIONS!!!! The crowd is on their feet, as they've been almost all night, and they're booing up a storm, throwing plastic cups and hot dog buns, but not their Born Again 2 programs, because those will be WORTH something soon. Leary and Goodfella stand atop the stage as gold sparks shower down from the top of the Dual TRON. Leary and Goodfella's seperate Tron videos play as the two men stroll down the aisle, getting showered with beer and various other half eaten or drunk concessions. The champions enter the ring and stand at the ready. This is gonna be a great one folks...and who is team number one?
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WE SOME HEADBUSTAS!!!!!
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The world takes on shades of gold and Team Number ONE is Twisted Gold Veins!!!!! "Headbustas" by Lil Scrappy begins to play, then fades into "People = Shit" by Slipknot. The team of Apollo Kaytor and Triksta charges out from the back, and they are RARING to go as they charge the ring and slide inside! FIVE MINUTES ON THE CLOCK!!!! THE DIGGSTOWN GAUNTLET IS UNDERWAY!!!!
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Apollo catches Goodfella by surprise, yanking him into the middle of the ring and slamming some HUGE fists into his face, getting the crowd pumped...for THESE GUYS? Wow. Apollo whips Goodfella to the ropes, Goodfella reverses, a THIRD reversal by Apollo, who thinks "forget the ropes" and he slams his knee into Goodfella's gut, sending him tumbling, gasping for air, and already Leary looks a little worried as Apollo tosses Goodfella into his corner and tags Triksta in. Triksta in, and both men double punch Goodfella in the upper chest, causing Goodfella's eyes to bug out. Leary can't take anymore of this, and he rushes in, only for both members of Twisted Gold Veins to turn and hit him with the FUTURE SHOCK double spinebuster!!!! Triksta down with a cover, but the ref won't count it! Leary's not the legal man!!!! Goodfella dives onto Trik with a double elbow, allowing Leary to roll out of the ring and get back to the corner, so Goodfella can tag out. Leary in, pulls Trik off the mat, and gets shocked with a WICKED uppercut! Leary actually pops into the air, and...was that a tooth? Triksta grabs Leary's head and DOWN with a DDT!!!! Leary's skull bounces off the mat, and Trik covers! 1!!!!!!! 2!!!!! Kickout, and Trik looks up, noticing he's only got about a minute left! Trik yanks Leary up and drags him to his corner, then tags in Apollo. Apollo lifts Leary into the electric chair position on his shoulders and Trik goes up top, flying off with a clothesline!!!! That Leary DUCKS, rolling forward with a VICTORY ROLL on Apollo!!!! But the ref calls for the bell!!!! Five minutes are up!!!! And the FIRST team out took Leary and Goodfella to the limit! That doesn't bode well for the champions...
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As Apollo and Trik leave, vowing "THIS AIN'T OVER!", the lights go cool blue...and Aurora's "Ordinary World" begins to play, as blue and purple sparks shoot up from the ramp. And we've got Reeve and Tony Spaghetti as Team Two!!!! Tony does NOT look good, however, Reeve is almost dragging him, and Tony is really favoring his left ankle. Goodfella and Leary shoot grins at each other, and looks like they've sighted their mark. Reeve and Tony make their way ringside, Tony is on the apron, and Reeve climbs in, but Goodfella and Leary immediately double team him, clubbing him onto the mat and keeping him there. Reeve fights his way back up, but Leary and Goodfella just won't have it, sending him running the ropes, and coming at him with a double clothesline. Reeve ducks it, bounces off, blind tag by Tony, and Reeve with a FLYING CROSSBODY on both men!!!! Leary up first, and he walks right into a Tony Spaghetti grip as Reeve runs the ropes again. Tony lifts Leary up for a spinebuster, and right as Leary is in the air, Reeve runs up and helps out with a RUNNING NECKBREAKER!!!! Leary slams onto the mat and Reeve is ordered out by the referee...as Goodfella gets up, claps his hands for the "tag" sound as Leary slides out of the ring, barely concious. Goodfella catches Tony with a double leg takedown, and gets a single leg crab...turning it into a STF!!!!! Tony and Goodfella face Reeve, Tony screaming in pain and Goodfella just laughing and screaming "TAP, YOU FRUIT!!!" And Tony does so, quickly, with 2:13 left on the clock.
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Leary and Goodfella retreat to their corner as Reeve pulls Tony out of the ring, shooting daggers with his stare at The Underground. And this, right before the world turns GREEN....and Reeve turns to look in awe, not prepared for this!!!! In fact, if this is what's happening...Monster Magnet's "I control, I fly" begins to play, and on the Dual Tron the words "GREEN HAIRED PHREAKS" lights up!!!!! NO WAY!!!! NO PHUCKING WAY!!! As Reeve watches, BILLY THE GOD CLOWN makes his way onto the stage for a one night appearance, then points backwards...and....JOHNNY KILLA APPEARS!!!! IN OLD PHREAK WEAR!!!! AND HIS GREEN HAIR!!!! JOHNNY HAS GREEN HAIR!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?! Goodfella's eyes are particularly wide right now, not believing what he's seeing, as Billy and Johnny high five AND on the rebound! Then charge down to ringside!!!! Goodfella scrambles out as Leary and Billy face off!!!! Leary starts pounding on Billy, but if it's possible, the big ol Klow Kid has become even BIGGER!!!! Leary's punches are having NO effect, and this is made abundantly clear as Billy grabs Leary's head and SLAMS into it with his own, damn near breaking Leary's nose with a headbutt! Leary stumbles backwards, and Billy laughs heartily, his belly shaking like a bowl full of cherries, then turns DEADLY serious and muscles Leary up for a BIG TOP DROP!!!! Leary slides off the clown's shoulders, and Billy turns around and nearly kicks Leary's head off with a KLOW KICK that connects with a nasty SMACK sound!!!! 
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Leary goes down and Billy just picks him up and throws him to his corner, where Leary weakily tags out to Goodfella. Goodfella cautiously enters, he's known Billy for quite awhile. Billy turns to play to the crowd, clapping his hands to get them on their feet, and Goodfella rushes for a YAKUZA KICK!!!!! Billy blocks it and clotheslines the PHUCK out of Goodfella, grabbing him by the wrist and twisting, pulling Goodfella to his feet and yanking him toward the Phreak corner!!!! Billy holds his free hand out to Johnny, and the crowd gets to their feet, cheering, and begging Johnny to take it to this evil, sadistic, no good son of a BITCH!!!! Johnny tags in and punches Goodfella in the armpit, and Billy makes the clean break and heads out. Goodfella puts up his hands, he's REAL sorry he tried to make Johnny say the words! Johnny screams, "YOU'LL BE JUST ANOTHER HIT, YOU DUMB PHUCK!!" and slaps Goodfella right in the mouth!!!! Goodfella won't have that, and he tries to knock Johnny out with an uppercut, but Johnny won't have that, and he whips Goodfella right to the ropes and doubles over for the back body drop. Goodfella stops in front of Johnny and kicks him in the mush. Johnny pops up, woozy, and Goodfella gets ready to put the hurtin' on Johnny! OH SHIT, HE'S WINDING UP!!!! Goodfella winds his arm over and over, you can bet this will be a big...something. And Goodfella continues to wind for about 40 seconds while Johnny stumbles around. And then...TOMAHAWK CHOP TO THE HEAD!!!! Johnny gets NAILED on the top of the skull, and he does a...backwards flip? Johnny flops onto his stomach, and Goodfella COVERS!!!!! 1!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE PHUCK WAS THAT?! 
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Goodfella rolls off and raises up to his knees, throwing his hands in the air like he's won the Olympics. Leary comes in and celebrates with his partner as Johnny rolls out of the ring, ripping his green wig off and throwing it into the crowd...oh, PHUCK YOU, JOHNNY!!!! Johnny gives an evil smile and throws a thumbs up sign to his Underground comrades...damn it. And then "Sabatoge" by The Beastie Boys begins to play, and...ah, hell. OGRE AND RUSSIAN!!!! Both stumbling around, each with a fifth in their hands. And THIS folks, looks real good for the champions. Ogre and Russian both roll into the ring, and Leary heads out, rustling under the ring for something. Man, DON'T get yourself DQed, Leary, even YOU can beat these guys. Leary comes up with a bottle of Trashy Eddie White brand Moonshine. Well, not a bottle. More like a bucket. A metal bucket. Leary walks around the ring and puts the Moonshine in the Russian's corner. But both Russian and Ogre are just lying where they rolled in. Goodfella shrugs and goes for a cover on Ogre....but gets a GOOZLE instead!!!! Ogre rises to his feet, gripping Goodfella by the throat, and this drunken behemoth is one scary dude!!!! Leary rushes to his partner's aid, and HE gets a goozle for his trouble!!!!! DOUBLE CHOKESLAM!!!!!!!!!! Leary and Goodfella bounce off the mat as Ogre roars in victory, and we're about to have new tag champions!!!!! Russian crawls to his corner and takes a WHIFF of the moonshine...and immediately bolts up, screaming "WHOA!!!! RUSSIAN IS BLIND!" Is that stuff getting STRONGER by the day? Or has it just been under the ring for the past year? Russian, in his frenzy, bumps into Ogre, and...HOOKS THE ARMS!!!!! And nails a PERFECT Russian Leg Sweep!!!!! Russian and Ogre BOTH stay down, and Leary scrambles over and hooks Russian's leg!!!! 1! 2! WHOA! Oh, nope, Russian didn't kickout, he just burped. 3! 
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Leary and Goodfella have gone through 4 teams now, and there was seven announced...so they're over halfway there!!! And they regroup, looks like the bleeding from Leary's nose is stopping now, that's more good news for them. And we've got our next team ready to go....
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WE ARE THE LOST BOYS!!!!!!!!
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WHAT?!?!?! "When Darkness Falls" by Killswitch Engage begins to play, and out walks RAZOR...followed by MIKE 'THE MAN' JOHNSON!!!!! The crowd SCREAMS their approval for this, but Razor is NOT looking great. He's been bandaged up pretty heavily after that SICK Hell in a Cell match. Mike's looking a little better after his successful title defense, but these two guys are still not as fresh as they'd like to be. Leary and Goodfella aren't really fresh either, they've been here for about tweny minutes. Razor and Mike get into the ring, and Mike, being the born leader he is, takes the and jumps right in Leary's face, going toe to toe as the two start exchanging punches!!!! There is NO love lost between these two guys, but Mike's riding a wave of momentum as of late, and he's taking it to Leary!!!! Leary gets backed into the corner and Mike starts with the kicks, putting the boots in Leary's gut, stomping him into a puddle on the mat!!!! Leary tries to crawl to his corner, but Mike grabs his leg and tries to clamp down with an ankle lock. Leary rolls forward, sending Mike right into the Underground corner, and Goodfella grabs Mike by the head. Mike responds with some MUTA MIST, covering Goodfella's face with some green grossness, and Goodfella slips and falls off the apron, his eyes burning!!!! Mike back to his corner and he tags in Razor, who gets a good cheer! Leary up, and he IMMEDIATELY gets nailed with a DEEP SLASH that puts him right back where he was on the mat. Razor up, and he goes and coils into his corner, shouting for Leary to get up. Leary wobbles to his feet, and Razor CHARGES!!!! INCISION!!!! Leary sidesteps and shoves Razor away, toward The Underground corner...but unfortunately, Goodfella was just making his way back onto the apron, and HE gets hit with the INCISION!!!! Goodfella drops off the mat, but that was all the opening that Leary needed, and he rolls Razor up and puts his feet up on the ropes!!!! 1!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!! Razor didn't have enough left in him to kick out, but you gotta think Goodfella's not gonna be in great shape anymore...
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Johnson and Razor depart as Goodfella crawls into the ring, gasping, and trying to wipe the nast away from his face. Leary's looking exhausted here...and the arena goes BLOOD RED. "Vampires" by Godsmack begins, and the two Undergrounders glance at each other, wondering NOW WHAT? Vlad descends into the ring to a HUGE ovation, and he drops into the middle of the ring, looking at the champions. But...uh, where's his partner? Vlad backs into his own corner and shouts at YRT for a mic, which he quickly recieves. "I came out here with no tag partner...so if there's ANY competitors in the back who'd be willing to partner with me, come on out!" And with that, the arena goes black...before fire begins to slowly burn on the sides of the ramp, not bursting up, but slowly and deliberately burning. Laughter begins to echo around the arena, almost maniacal in nature...and then the bells. Millions of bells seem to toll at once as a spotlight appears on the stage, and AC/DC's "Hells Bells" starts to play. On the Dual Tron, the name DEACON appears, and a GIANT of a man walks from backstage, a tattered duster flowing around him. Deacon walks with his head bowed, his facial fatures covered by a hat.
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Always willing to take advantage of a situation, Leary and Goodfella IMMEDIATELY jump Vlad, going to work on pounding him into submission. BUT, Vlad has not yet had his match tonight, and he throws both men off of him as Deacon arrives at the ring and stands on the apron. Vlad whips Goodfella to the ropes, and Goodfella sloppily reverses, falling to his knees as he throws Vlad to the ropes. Vlad rebounds and nails Goodfella with a hurricanrana that sends him flying into the corner!!!! Goodfella stumbles up and finds himself face to....chest with this HUGE man Deacon!!!! Whom Vlad tags in and holds Goodfella's arms behind him! Deacon steps over the top rope and immediately shoves a boot into the face of Goodfella, taking him down. Deacon runs the ropes, and Leary pulls the rope down, sending Deacon toppling to the outside. And, amazingly, he lands on his feet, yanking Leary down from the apron, much to the horror of the yuppy!!!! Deacon picks Leary up effortlessly and tosses him, face first, onto the steel ring steps!!!! But the ref is counting Deacon out!!!! Vlad screams for Deacon to get back into the ring, but nothing doing, as Deacon has taken it unto himself to punish Leary!!! Leary comes up from the steps, bloodied once more, now bleeding from the forehead, and Deacon picks him up and MILLITARY PRESSES HIM....right into the crowd!!!! Just as the ref reaches ten!!!! Deacon and Vlad have been eliminated!!!! But what a HUGE debut for Deacon, absolutely anihiliating the hardcore Yuppy from Hell!!!!
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Vlad curses and takes his leave of the ring, he's got a big match to prepare for later. Goodfella is left in the middle of the ring, and he's got to be praying that the next team is it. Goodfella can't even get up right now...and the lights go out.
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COME TASTE THE PAIN!!!!!
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Silence. No chanting. No Apothesis remix. Just darkness...until the chords to "Paint It Black" by The Rolling Stones play and the spotlight reveals ULTIMATUM AND THE MAILMAN!!!!! And if you thought the crowd was loud before...YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHIN'!!!!! The crowd is in an absolute frenzy, and in the ring, Goodfella has absolutely BOLTED to his feet, his eyes bugging out!!!! Read his lips - "OH MY GOD! NOT THESE TWO!" Ultimatum and The Mailman. Rage and rage. Anger and fury. This does NOT bode well for the tag champions!!!! And Leary is probably still bleeding in the stands!!! Goodfella backs himself into his corner, trying to WILL himself out of the ring, hoping that five minutes goes quickly...and he makes the mistake of opening his eyes and finding himself face to face with Ultimatum!!!!! Ultimatum grabs Goodfella by the wrist and sends him flying directly into a Mailman GOOZLE, and POSTMARK, over the knee!!!! Goodfella flops onto the canvas, and Mailman points at Ultimatum, then makes an "up!" sign!!!! And the fans begin to buzz, this could be a Kodak moment, as both men head outside to opposite corners, then head up!!!! This is time wasting, but DAMN this could be amazing!!!! And BOTH men lift off the turnbuckle at the same time, Ultimatum with a PANIC ATTACK and Mailman with the AIR MAIL!!!! Both men SLAM into Goodfella, flattening him!!!! Leary has dragged himself out of the crowd and up on the apron...and Ultimatum FLIES over to him, grabbing him by the throat and LIFTING him into the air!!!! Leary's got almost NO fight left in him, and Ultimatum walks with him in the air, over to the side of the ring that I....face....oh, crap. Ultimatum THROWS Leary BACK out of the ring, toward the commentary tables! AND LEARY SMASHES THROUGH THE CANADIAN ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!! YES, THANK THE LORD!!!! Alhough Leary may need some medical assistance. Goodfella up, and he tries to sneak a shot on Ultimatum...but NOTHING DOING, as Ultimatum turns, blocks the punch, and grabs Goodfella for the BURIAL!!!! Goodfella up, but he wriggles out and takes off...right into the Mailman's grasp!!!! SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!! SPINE ON THE PINE!!!! Goodfella down, in the middle of the ring!!!!!!! Ultimatum COVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BUZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!! FIVE MINUTES IS UP!!!! DAMN IT!!!! Ultimatum pounds the mat in frustration as Goodfella begins to thank the Lord in heaven...that should be it. But A-Todd isn't announcing the winners! What's going on here? And on the Dual Tron...DRAMA appears!!!! Talking to someone off camera! "Okay" says Drama, in his f'd up Darth Vader voice. "You know what to do!" Drama's getting excited, you can tell, and it's spreading like wildfire through the crowd. "You know what needs to be done! GO!!!!" And the lights go out again....and then....
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SIRENS GO OFF!!!!!!
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RED AND BLUE FLASHING LIGHTS!!!! NO WAY, THIS CAN'T BE!!!!!!!! "99 Ways To Die" begins to play....and IT IS TRUE!!!!! MANGLER!!!! JAVEX VALERIUS!!!!! LOS NEMESIS!!!! LOS NEMESIS HAS ARRIVED!!!!! LOS NEMESIS IS CRASHING DIGGSTOWN!!!!! Goodfella has an ASTONISHED look on his face, and the crowd is going absolutely INSANE!!!! THEY DON'T CARE WHAT JAVEX IS DONE!!!! MANGLER HAS COME HOME!!!! JAVEX HAS COME HOME!!!! LOS NEMESIS IS....BORN AGAIN!!!!!! Mangler and Javex tap fists and then charge down into the ring, sliding in and pearl harboring Goodfella!!!! Boots and kicks rain down on Goodfella's battered frame, and the crowd is just eating it up Mangler and Javex pull Goodfella up and send him into a corner!!!! Goodfella slams into a turnbuckle, and Mangler grabs Javex's wrist and whips him into the same corner, giving Javex MORE speed. Javex lifts off and splashes Goodfella into the corner...Goodfella totters out and walks right into a Mangler BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!! 
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Leary, absolutely DECIMATED, makes his way back into the ring, seemingly unaware of what had transpired. He slides in and looks up from the mat, finding Mangler and Javex standing over him. Leary's mouth drops and he tries to bail, but Mangler and Javex pull him back in and pull him back up!!!! Mangler with a waist lock, and Javex lashes out with a GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!!! Leary's head snaps back, and Mangler follows with a GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! Holds on, pulls Leary back to his feet, and a SECOND GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! Leary's eyes are glassy, he's not looking great, but Mangler pulls him right back up and a THIRD, RELEASE, and Leary flips in the air and lands on his stomach, completely out of gas. Javex taps Mangler on the shoulder and makes the "break it" sign, and Mangler looks around at the crowd, who rise to their feet, urging him on. So Mangler leans down, grabs Leary's leg, and...ANKLE LOCK!!! ANKLE LOCK!!!! Leary's eyes get wide, and NOW he knows what's going on!!!! Leary screams in pain, looking for the ropes, getting dragged to the center of the ring...and Javex SLAMS his foot into the back of Mangler's head!!!!! Mangler pitches forward, and Leary rolls forward, rolling up Mangler!!!! NO!!!!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT!!!!! IT'S OVER!!!!! LEARY AND GOODFELLA HAVE SURVIVED THE DIGGSTOWN GAUNTLET!!!!
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Winners of the match, and STILL Tag Team Champions....Leary Garcia and Goodfella, The Underground!!!!!
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Mangler looks at Javex, who nods sadly. Did they come here to lose? Goodfella drags Leary out of the ring, passing me..and he shouts at me, "A-Bob, tell Mangler...it's not Javex's fault! They can BOTH blame THE DRAMA!!!!" Goodfella laughs crazily...and he's GOT to be kidding! How is this DRAMA's fault? Drama would never do something like this...would he?
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Ladies and Gentlemen, last night, at a ceremony closed to the public, the XAW celebrated a momentous year with new inductions to the XAW Hall of Fame. Last night, every current roster member of the XAW was present to congratulate the new members of the XAW Hall of Fame. And now, we'll show the induction of one such member. - We find Scarface, standing at a podium, a plaque in his hand, waiting for the applause to die down. Scarface looks out at the crowd, and he doesn't look particularly happy, but he manages a weak smile. "Ladies and Gentlemen," he begins, then pauses for a moment, before continuing. "Thank you. Thank you. Tonight, we're here to celebrate those competitors who have changed lives and kept us on the edge of our seat, whether from wishing them success or failure. These men have never failed to entertain us...and it is with regret that I announce that I will not be able to join these men in our profession any longer. Because of injuries sustained at Thrashing, I am unable to compete at the level that I can be satisfied with. I can place no blame on anyone for this, although it pains me to do this...so as a result, I do announce my retirement as a professional wrestler here in the XAW, the GREATEST WRESTLING COMPANY ON THIS EARTH. I want you, my peers...and I want all the fans of the XAW to know...you fans made my stay here the greatest ride of my life. And hopefully, it will not end here, as I hope to stay involved in the XAW, perhaps as a manager...but you won't see me in that ring any longer. So...ladies and gentlemen, I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart...and I hope to see you all again here in the XAW." Scarface looks down, then looks up, his eyes glistening. "I love you all. Thank you." 
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The crowd in the auditorium rises to their feet, giving Scarface his first standing ovation, and he holds up his hands for the last time to the cheers of a crowd. "Now then!" he shouts, the familiar rasp in his voice coming back. "Tonight, we induct a man whom many may feel this honor is OVERDUE. This man goes by MANY nicknames...not least of which is champion!!!! Former TV Champion!!!! Former IC Chamion!!!! Former HARDCORE Champion!!! And not least of which....he is the CURRENT WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE NEXT INDUCTEE INTO THE XAW HALL OF FAME....THE CHAMPION OF CHAIRSHOTS, STEVEN "THE FRANCHISE" KULT!!!!!" The assembled crowd bursts into cheers, because despite how he acts, everyone RESPECTS Kult for his ability. Steven accepts the plaque from Scarface, and Scarface goes back to his table, passing Leary, who offers him a toke from his "Scary's retiring" bowl. Scarface declines as Steven looks out and takes the mic. "So...I guess this isn't just another title to add to my collection. This...this is the greatest honor that I could have ever hoped to achieve. I am proud to join the likes of Leary Garcia and Goodfella...and the other guys...in the XAW Hall of Fame. Thank you!"
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The Mailman versus Javex Valerius - TV Title
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PAINT IT BLACK....
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The lights go out as "Paint It Black" by The Rolling Stones plays, and the crowd is ON THEIR FEET!!!! And here he comes, one of the greatest men in the history of the XAW, a Hall of Famer, and THE MAIN EVENT, THE MAILMAN!!!! Mailman, no longer pensive, no longer thoughtful, has now pumped himself full of rage, ready to take down the Dragon!!!! Mailman's eyes tell the story...he's waited so long to get Javex in the ring one on one. He's been ready for this and now it's time to finally...Mailman makes it into ring and climbs that turnbuckle, looking out around at his fans, his people. All of whom stare back expectantly, waiting for the gesture. And, with a grunt, he throws that arm into the air, as high as it can go!!!! The people respond in kind, mimicking the gesture...and the lights go back down, extinguishing the image.
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I AM....

I AM....

I AM....
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And, shockingly, a good portion of the crowd responds, "THE DEITIES DRAGON!!!!!" Guess that Nemesis thing has really gotten people hyped for this!!!! "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood" by Santa Esmeralda begins to play and the black lights are shining!!!! Black light dragons fly over the crowd, and The Dragon makes his presence felt on the stage, to a surprising cheer! Even he seems taken aback by it, considering the reactions he been getting lately! Javex points to the TV Title on his shoulder, then looks at his opponent in the ring. Javex looks up, crosses himself...then throws down the TV Title and SPRINTS TO THE RING!!!! OLD SCHOOL JAVEX!!!!! RING THE BELL!!!! And folks, for the record, the time limit is NOT in effect tonight!!!!
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Javex slides into the ring, and the Mailman has NO time to react before Javex is all over him!!!! Forearms to the face and neck, then some kicks start flying, aimed at Mailman's knee. Javex gets cocky before his time tho', and tries to whip Mailman out of the corner...and Mailman won't budge. Not a bit. Javex pulls a little bit harder, but Mailman is planted. Javex YANKS, and Mailman explodes out of the corner and clobbers Javex with a clothesline that sends Javex flipping in air and crashing to the mat. Mailman throws a hand in the air, and the crowd gets on their feet!!!! Then he turns and coils, waiting for Javex to rise...and when he does, Mailman hooks the arm for the Final Delivery!!!! Javex STILL refuses to take that sh!t, and he does everything in his power to get out of it! Elbow, elbow, elbow, gets his other hand free and starts pounding on Mailman's head, still can't get out, Javex gets his knee into Mailman's ribs, STILL can't get free, Mailman throws Javex into the air for the move and Javex jumps out!!!! Javex lands on his feet and fires off a GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!! But ain't no CHANCE Mailman's falling for that shit twice, and he grabs Javex's foot, yanks him up for a SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!! Reversed into a DRAGONRANA!!!!!! Mailman's shoulders down as the crowd explodes for the DragonRana, and the count!!!!!! 1!!!!! 2!!!!!!!!!!!! KICKOUT!!!!!!!! 
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Javex and Mailman both up, Mailman throws a right hand, Javex sidesteps and clubs Mailman in the back. Mailman shrugs it off and swings around with a backhand, Javex ducks that and goes low, punching Mailman in the kidney. Mailman caught by that, and Javex goes for the kill with a kick to the SPINE!!! Mailman arches and tries to walk away, and Javex leaps on his back, attempting to get a sleeper hold on. The smaller man can't get a good grip on his opponent, and Mailman walks backwards into a turnbuckle to try to get Javex off!!!! Javex wedges his foot against the turnbuckle and shoves off, forcing Mailman back into the center of the ring, holding on tight, and switching up the grasp, bending Mailman's head backwards into the crook of his arm! The crowd starts to stir, they can see what Javex is trying to do here, and Mailman knows exactly what's being attempted here!!!! Mailman struggles back into the corner, and Javex once again blocks it by wedging his foot into the corner and shoving off, but THIS time he drives his knee into the back of The Mailman!!!! Mailman back into the middle of the ring, and he arches just a LITTLE too far, and Javex's feet touch the mat as he bends Mailman backwards!!!! HE GOT IT!!!!!! CALL OF THE DEITY!!!! Flashbulbs go off all over the place, and this is an AMAZING sight, Javex got The Call of The Deity on Mailman, who's thrashing around, refusing to give up!!!!! 
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Javex goes to one knee, torquing Mailman's back even WORSE!!!! Javex actually manages to put his knee in Mailman's back now, basically bending the man backwards over his knee!!!! Mailman continues to shake his head no and the crowd starts to get behind Mailman. "PAINT IT BLACK!!! PAINT IT BLACK!!!! PAINT IT BLACK!!!!" Mailman throws his hand in the air, shaking it, and the crowd responds, as a whole sea of hands fly into air!!!! Javex looks around, panicking as The Mailman starts stirring, forcing himself back up, off of Javex's knee, still bent backwards, but forcing Javex back into the standing position!!!! Javex is holding on for dear life...and Mailman starts standing all the way, actually pulling Javex's feet off the mat!!!! Javex wriggles his feet and swings back down, then finishes it with a REVERSE DDT!!!! Javex breathes a sigh of relief and floats over into the cover!!!!!! 1!!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!! Kickout! Javex up, shaking his head, and he slaps his thigh, signaling that it's time to end this!!!! And, amazingly, the crowd begins to cheer him again!!!! Javex looks around, shocked...but he slaps his thigh again, and the cheer gets louder!!!! Javex smiles, but gets back to business and coils up, hands on thighs, just BEGGIN Mailman to get up!!!!
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Mailman wobbles to his feet, and the crowd goes NUTS as Javex fires off a GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!! Mailman DUCKS, grabs Javex and launches him into the air, and Javex lands in a BAD way on the top rope, racking himself!!!!! An "OHHHHH!" chant from the crowd, and bad gets WORSE as Mailman with the RETURN TO SENDER!!!!! Javex flies out of the ring and the crowd hasn't left their feet since the beginning of this one!!!! Who the hell are they cheering for?! Mailman heads out of the ring, knowing he can't win the title on a countout, and Javex may be unconcious on the outside! Mailman gathers up Javex, who surprises him with a cheap shot that...gets cheered? WEIRD. Mailman stumbles backwards, and Javex doubles him over with a kick to the midsection, then runs and flips over him for a sunset flip, WAYYY to close to the ring steps!!! Mailman falls backwards and slams, back first, into the ring steps!!!! OH, SHIT!!!! Another "OHHH" from the crowd, and Mailman's back pretty much has a target on it tonight. Mailman arches and Javex backs up against the barricade, ready for...something. Mailman stumbles to his feet, and Javex runs forward, taking it to the air again, grabbing Mailman's head with both hands, and slamming his back right onto the steel steps again!!!!
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Mailman is lying splayed on the steps, and Javex punches him in the head, then looks up at the closest turnbuckle. The crowd eggs him on, but Javex doesn't look sure, he hasn't done this sort of thing in awhile. Then the chants begin...."LET'S GO, DRAGON! (clap clap clap clap clap) LET'S GO, DRAGON! (clap clap clap clap clap)." Javex shakes his head, smiling in amazement...and heads up, much to the crowds delight! At the top of the turnbuckle, he turns and looks at The Mailman, still splayed on the steps, and then out at the crowd. He makes the "crazy" sign with his hands...and 450 SPLASH!!!! GOOD GOD!!!! MAILMAN MOVES, AND Javex slams FACE FIRST into the steps!!!! OH, GOD!!!! Now, the crowd again with the "HOLY SHIT!!!" chants, well deserved, and then "X-A-DUB! X-A-DUB!" Mailman stumbles to his feet and climbs onto the apron....and looks out at the crowd.
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"MAIN EVENT! MAIN EVENT!!!"
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And I don't think even MAILMAN knows who they're chanting for!!!! Mailman shrugs and runs the apron, leaping off and nailing a leg drop, right across Javex's neck, dropping him off the steps!!!!! GOOD GOD!!!!!!! Mailman up, arching a little, his back MUST be killing him. Mailman rolls Javex back into the ring and heads up to the top turnbuckle...are we gonna see this TWICE tonight?!! YEP!!!! AIR MAIL, AIR MAIL!!!!!! MOONSAULT FROM THE 300 POUNDER, GETS EVERY BIT OF IT!!!! Javex is squashed under the Mailman, and he hooks the leg!!!!!!!! 
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2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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KICKOUT!!!!! THE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY, BUT FOR WHO?!?!?! Mailman up, gritting his teeth, and he rolls to his feet, wondering what the hell it's gonna take for this crazy bastard to stay down?! Mailman up...and he THROWS THAT ARM IN THE AIR!!!! Looks like he figured something out!!!! Mailman waits behind Javex, waiting for the Dragon to get to his feet...Javex up, and Mailman turns him around, hooks up his arm, and....FINAL...NOPE!!!! Javex STILL ain't taking that, he elbows out of it, scrambles away, but Mailman holds onto him, pulls him back in, hooks the arm AGAIN, and Javex reverses out of it, spinning himself around, behind Mailman, and launching off a GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!! RIGHT TO THE SPINE!!!!! Mailman yelps and turns around, pain written all over his face, and Javex hooks the arm, much to the delight of the screaming crowd!!!!!!!!! ONE HANDED FINAL DELIVERY!!!!!!! MAILMAN DOWN, FANS GOING CRAZY, JAVEX COVERS!!!!!!!!!!!
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2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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KICKOUT!!!! "MAIN EVENT!!!! MAIN EVENT!!!!" chant the fans and Javex sits up, worry written all over his face. How does he get this big @$$hole to stay down? Javex, still sitting, looks back at the turnbuckle, and the crowd stirs once more. The chant changes to "JAVEX! JAVEX! JAVEX!" Javex lies back down....and KIPPUPS!!!! HUGE OVATION, and Javex points at the crowd, mouthing the words "Thank you all", then running the ropes!!!! Once over Mailman's downed body, twice, then he heads for the turnbuckle, runs up it, and LIFT OFF!!!!! The crowd strains their necks as once more, The Deities Dragon takes flight!!!!! Flashbulbs snap and memories are made as Javex defies gravity, reason, and logic, flying into the rafters, a gleam in his eyes...then starts rocketing back toward earth!!!! Javex's body screams back down toward the mat...and at the LAST SECOND POSSIBLE, Mailman flops out of the way!!!! Javex SLAMS into the mat and comes up, gasping for air, holding his stomach and chest. And Mailman catches him, hooks the arm, and looks out at the crowd...who have fallen into a silence reserved for the most special of moments.
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FINAL DELIVERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JAVEX DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MAILMAN COVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Winner of the match....AND NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION.....THE MAILMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GOOD GOD WHAT A MATCH!!!!!!! Mailman lies on top of Javex as the ref drapes the TV Title over him, but Mailman seems barely aware of it. What a WAR these two just had! And the crowd is on their feet, cheering...but we still have to wonder, for who?! Who would have thought that Javex would be cheered tonight? This was a total surprise, for EVERYONE involved. Mailman gets to his feet, clutching the title, and Javex drags himself to a corner, trying to prop himself up. It's Javex who gets to his feet first, looking out at the crowd, whom begin to chant "JAVEX! JAVEX! JAVEX!" And now, Mailman to his feet, also looking at the crowd, and another chant. "PAINT IT BLACK! PAINT IT BLACK!" The two men look at each other, and...are they gonna go again?! Javex shakes his head and steps outside, wincing in pain...and Mailman walks over and stops him, pulling him back in the ring. Javex comes back...and Mailman takes Javex's hand and raises it?! Flashbulbs again, and Javex looks up at the sky, smiling. And the crowd responds wonderfully...and I think we have our Deities Dragon BACK!!!!
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Ladies and Gentlemen, last night, at a ceremony closed to the public, the XAW celebrated a momentous year with new inductions to the XAW Hall of Fame. Last night, every current roster member of the XAW was present to congratulate the new members of the XAW Hall of Fame. And now, we'll show the induction of one such member. - We find, standing at the podium, THE Drama. Man, he was all over this place, huh? Drama is holding a plaque in his hands, and he's leaning REAL close to the mic, because his voice is...well, you know. "Alright, folks," he rasps, "This is something special to me. Tonight, we're inducting a man into the XAW Hall of Fame that has been around almost since the beginning of the XAW. This man has laid the path that every high flyer since has followed. This man proves the idea that the fans control the XAW, because this man was lead to the top by the fans. Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight we induct a Former WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION....former WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION...one of TWO WORLD UNIFIED CHAMPIONS....a FOUR TIME, INCLUDING THE CURRENT TV CHAMPION....THE DEITIES DRAGON, JAVEX VALERIUS!!!!!!!!!!!" The assembled crowd bursts into a hearty cheer, and Javex jogs up to the podium, embracing Drama, who gives him a...weird...look. Javex takes the plaque and stares at it as Drama departs the stage.
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Javex smiles and looks at the plaque again, not taking his eyes off of it. "You know, it wasn't long ago that I won my first title, the TV Title. And I thought it couldn't get better than that....and then, I won the World Cruiserweight Title for the first time...thought it couldn't get better than that...and then, I won the World Unified Title, and I had to ask myself...can anything be better than that? Well, I've just been given the answer to that. There is NO feeling like being recognized by your peers to be the best in the game...thank you all so much for this."
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Johnny Killa versus Vlad - Ladder Match, World Heavyweight Title
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The arena goes BLOOD RED as "Vampires" by Godsmack begins to play, and the crowd JUMPS to their feet and stares up at the rafters, waiting for this man to come down!!!!! On the ramp, the words "The Path To Immortality" lights up, abd HERE HE COMES!!!! Vlad begins his descent from the rafters, eyes closed, arms extended to his sides. His cape billows around him as he floats down, touching down and bringing his arms down. Vlad kneels in the center of the ring, then looks up at the World Cruiserweight Title suspended above him. Tonight, it will be his again. The blood red lights fade out and the arena is shrouded in total darkness, and total silence. And right before it gets uncomfortably silent...
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Cunning...

Clever...

Genius...
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The entire arena fills with white spotlights, swirling around the audience, the ring, and ERRRTING! "Epic" by Faith No More begins to play, and the crowd responds with a HEARTY round of boos...mixed with cheers? Yeah, you better believe it folks, they LOVE to hate Johnny Killa! And not saying the infamous words really helps them make that decision! Johnny walks RIGHT UNDER the ladder in the middle of ramp!!!! BAD LUCK!!!! Johnny grins at Vlad as he slides into the ring and shouts for the bell to be rung!
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And starting it off like true cruiserweights, Vlad and Johnny immediately lock up, not wasting any time. Vlad muscles Johnny into the corner, and comes out with a clean break before jumping back in with some back elbows. 1, 2, and Johnny blocks a third, shoots a half nelson and takes Vlad to the mat. Vlad rolls out, back to his feet with Johnny holding onto his wrist, Vlad whips Johnny forward for a short arm clotheslines, Johnny ducks it, releases the wrist, comes up behind Vlad and gets the waistlock, lifting Vlad up for a GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! Vlad flips backwards and lands on his feet, lands perfectly behind Johnny and gives him a dropkick in the back that sends him tumbling forward toward a corner. Vlad up to his feet in a flash, charging toward Johnny and grabs his head for a bulldog, but Johnny blocks it and sends Vlad forward with his own momentum, crashing chest first into the corner. Vlad stumbles backwards out, and Johnny runs forward and jumps over the top rope, grabbing Vlad's head on the way out and guilotening him on the top rope, earning himself an "OHHHHH!" chant from the crowd, and leaving Vlad gasping for air. 
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Johnny scrambles back onto the apron and waits for Vlad to stumble his way, then headbutts him through the top and middle ropes, doubling him over. Johnny up and over with a sunset flip, but Vlad holds on to the ropes and struggles as Johnny tries to pull him down. Johnny relents for a second to rethink his plan, and Vlad releases the ropes and straddles Johnny, punching him in the head a few times. Vlad up, shaking his hand, and he looks toward the ladder on the ramp, then up at the belt hanging above him. It's time to go climbing!!!! Vlad heads out of the ring and grabs the ladder, folding it up and dragging it back, hitting the ring and laying the ladder on the apron. Johnny runs up on him and dropkicks him in the gut. Vlad drops off the apron and nails his face on the ladder, crashing to the mat. Johnny yanks the ladder inside and takes it to the center of the ring...then PAST it, setting it up in the corner. What is Johnny thinking here? 
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Johnny rolls out of the ring and picks Vlad up, rolling him into the ring and propping him up against the corner opposite the ladder. Johnny softens Vlad up with some shots to the skull, then whips him right into the other corner!!!! Vlad runs at it, then UP the ladder, countering and flying back with a CROSSBODY!!!! Johnny ducks it, and Vlad crashes into the mat, but Johnny strolls right past Vlad, grabs the ladder with a...waistlock? Uhhh....and he LIFTS it with a GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! The ladder flips into the air and slams down on Vlad!!!! Another "OHHHH!" followed by a "HOLY SH!T!!!!" chant starts up, and Johnny looks smug at his work as Vlad writhes in pain. Johnny pulls the ladder off Vlad and sets it into the corner again, then pulls Vlad up, looking around at the crowd, who are getting to their feet in anticipation of what this crazy Phox is gonna do next!!!! Johnny hooks Vlad's arm and screams "SPANK DA MONKEY!" to a rousing ovation, and then he lifts Vlad into the air...but Vlad REVERSES, lands, and HIPTOSSES Johnny SPINE FIRST INTO THE LADDER!!!! Johnny slams into the ladder high on the rungs, bounces off and slams onto the top rope, crashing outside the ring onto the apron as Vlad stumbles into the ladder and props himself against it, catching his breath. The crowd is going absolutely nuts at this point, and here comes the chants!!!! 
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X-A-DUB! X-A-DUB! X-A-DUB!!!!!
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Johnny pulls himself to his feet, using the ropes for help, and finds Vlad resting on the ladder. Johnny over to the corner, still on the apron, and he grabs Vlad by the hair and attempts to slam his head into the ladder!!!! Vlad blocks, slams Johnny's face into the steel, and hooks his head over the ropes, lifting him up for a REVERSE SUPLEX!!!! Vlad actually keeps Johnny in the air and walks him to the center of the ring, then pitches forward and slams him onto the ladder in the corner!!!! Johnny lands on his head on the mat, and the ladder falls on top of him, further complicating things. Vlad pulls the ladder into the center of the ring...but STILL doesn't set it up, and lays it down in the center. Vlad drags Johnny and lays him on the top of the ladder, then heads out of the ring and up top!!!! Vlad bares his teeth and balances on the top, providing a flash bulb moment....then FLY BY NIGHT!!!! And Johnny rolls off, Vlad NAILS the ladder with a sick sounding CRACK!!!! Vlad rolls off, into a corner, and Johnny drags himself to his feet and pulls the ladder up, then drags it to a corner again. This corner stuff has been working well, but Johnny heads up to the top rope...and is he gonna go coast to coast on Vlad in the other corner? Johnny places the ladder between his legs, then muscles it into the air, like's he's gonna powerbomb it....oh, GOD....Johnny balances himself on the ropes, holding the ladder in the air. The crowd is buzzing, snapping photos like crazy...and Johnny FLIES!!!! And POWERBOMBS THE LADDER ONTO VLAD!!!!!!!!!! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE CRUISERWEIGHTS ARE TEARING IT UP AT BORN AGAIN!!!!
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Johnny wobbles to his feet, breathing hard, but still champion, and ready to get it done!!!! Johnny yanks the ladder off the broken dhampir and pulls it back to the center of the ring. Johnny sets up the ladder and begins the climb to the top, slowly but surely...and Vlad, bleeding from the mouth, levitates to his feet!!!! And he charges up the other side of the ladder, racing to the top...but Johnny's waiting for him!!!! He grabs Vlad's head, hooks him up, and leaps, dropkicking the ladder out from under them and flipping off with a RAVEPLEX!!!!! RAVEPLEX!!!! But Vlad hooks his leg on the top rung of the ladder as he falls and gets ripped out of Johnny's grip!!!! Johnny lands on his head on the mat, but Vlad takes a NASTY spill, spiking face first onto the ladder!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!! HOLY MOTHERF'N SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! Vlad looks up, blood pouring from his mouth and nose, but Johnny may be completely knocked out! Vlad drags himself up and pulls the ladder up, setting it up under the belt and gritting his teeth. It may not LOOK like a big climb folks, but once you've been knocked around that ring, it looks like climbing Mt. Everest. Vlad slowly climbs up the ladder, leaving blood on each rung...and not noticing as a form begins to drop from the rafters!!! And said form drops onto the top of the ladder, his boots clinking slightly as he lands on the top. Vlad looks up at the noise, he finds REEVE at the top!!!! Reeve blows him a kiss...and FLIPS off the ladder, reaching behind him and grabbing Vlad by the head, sending them both flying off the ladder and out of the ring!!!!!! Vlad and Reeve land in a heap outside as Johnny wobbles to his feet and inches up the ladder, FINALLY reaching the top, and grabbing the belt from it's post...we have a WINNER!!!!!
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Winner of the match...and STILL WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION....Johnny Killa!!!!!
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Backstage....Javex Valerius rushes up to Tony Stark, breathless. "Tony! I've got an idea! TV Title defense rules! I can get a rematch tonigh..." Stark's glare silences Javex, and Tony spits. "NO, you cannot. I've already sent Mailman out to defend his title, but it WON'T be against you tonight. As far as I'm concerned, you're no longer under consideration for a championship." Javex opens his mouth to protest, but Stark nails him with a cheap shot punch. Mangler charges onto the scene as Javex leaps at Stark, Mangler's holding Javex back, and Stark cackles. "I got my use out of you, Javex! You can keep your job, but I swear it's only gonna get harder now! And MANGLER...like Goodfella said, don't blame Javex for what happened. He was just following orders! But you SHOULD ask your buddy Drama about it. You too, Javex! Now both of you....get OUT of my FACE!!!!" What the HELL?!
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Mailman v. ??? (TV Title)
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The Mail……..
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The crowd responds……..IS HERE!!!!!!! And the Mailman storms BACK out to the ring, well he storms as best as he can aftre the BATTLE had fought with Javex Valerius! Throwing hi sarm up in the air, TV Title high above his head, the crowd begins to roar!! And that roar becomes deafening!!! The entire arena vibrates with the energy that flows when Mailman storms the turnbuckle!! A-Bob can barely hear to make the call on who’s coming out next….because we are YET to find out!! If they played anyones music right now the roar of the crowd would swallow it whole!! <br></br>

“The Kids aren’t Alright” screams out over the p.a. system and maybe A-Bob overestimated this crowd…because it has just gone HUSH!!!! SUGAR STEVENS!!! SUGAR STEVENS OH MY GOD!!!! Sthe former champ stands atop the ramp, and as the Mailman would say…he brought that DAMN BAT!!! Mailman leans out over the ropes screaming at Sugar to bring it!!! Motioning forward with his hand! Sugar walks calmly to the ringside and drops the bat to the floor. The time limit hits the tron and we’ve got 15 minutes!!! Mailman backs off a step so Sugar can get IN the ring….and then barrels down on the smaller man the moment he slides in!!! Mailman begins sending boot after boot to the back of Sugar Stevens!! But Sugar takes one after another and continues to get right back up!!! Finally, Suagr grabs the big man’s foot and yanks the tree trunks he calls legs right out from under him!!! Mailman falls uncerimoniously to the canvas and Sugar is ALL over him!! A few deft maneuvers and Sugar has his signature Restless Dreams locked in!!! Mailman has been beaten and battered already tonight but he’s not going to break that easily!! A few elbows and the smaller Sugar is sent wheeling!! Mailman turns and charges dropping the former Cruiserweight Champ with a Clothesline!! Mailman leaps into the air and drops a MASSIVE leg across Sugars throat, rolling down the body throwing Sugar into an Ankle Lock!!! Mailman knows submission besides the Mailbox!!! Can you believe that!? Sugar can’t and he’s screaming in pain!!!! Mailman just wrenches it harder and harder but Suagr is managing to work himself up…and Kickeriffic!!! Mailman WHIRLS and falls draped over the ropes!!
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Sugar springs to the turnbuckle and leaps off performing a Rocker Dropper towards the outside of ther ring!! Mailman FLIPS OVER THE ROPES!!!!! And BOTH men are in a crumpled heap on the outside….and Sugar is the first to stir. The ref begins a ten count and Sugar stumbles to his feet. He pulls Mailman up and slides him right back into the ring…Sugar pulls the big man to his feet and Dropkicks him right in the face!!! Mailman stumbles backwards and Sugar rushes him!!! Mailman ducks, sending Sugar UP…and OVER the ropes!!! Sugar tastes concrete and doesn’t like it!! He comes up bleeding and Mailman can see that look in his eyes!!! Sugar slides in and pounces to his feet before Mailman can even react!! The two men exchange punch after punch after punch!!! Culminating in Mailman sending Sugar into the ropes and right back into a SPECIAL DELIVERY!!!! Mailman falls on top, exhausted for the cover and the ref counts….
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One!!!!

Two!!!!!

TH-NO!!! 
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Sugar kicked out!!! Sugar kicked out By God!!!
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6:10
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Mailman can’t believe this guy!! Why can’t the main event just get a match against a big slow guy once in a while huh?? Mailman pulls Sugar to his feet and it’s a POSTMARK!! Sugar comes down right on Mailman’s knee and this has got to be it!!! The ref counts….
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ONE…

TWO….

KICK OUT!!!!!
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Did Sugar kick out QUICKER that time!?!? I CAN’T believe this!! And neither can the Main Event!! Mailman pulls Sugar to his feet ONE MORE TIME!!! And this time its gonna be the FINAL Delivery!!! But Mailman just doesn’t have all ther anymore…or perhaps that back is giving him some problems, but Sugar elbows right out!!! He whips Mailman into the turnbuckle and mounts him!!! 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! Sugar glances to the outside before dropping to the mat. Mailman slumps down in the corner and Sugar begins untying the turnbuckle cover!!! Right in front of the ref!!! 
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The ref interjects himself and Sugar FLINGS the covering across the mat and outside the ring!!!! The ref chastises him and goes to GET IT!!! Sugar slides out of the ring and picks up…THAT DAMN BAT!!!! Get up Mailman!!! Get up!!! The Main Event struggles to his feet in the corner. He is beaten, bruised, and bloody, and ready to take some more abuse as Sugar slides back in!!! The ref still has YET to find that damn pad and can someone PLEASE get me a competent official out here!? Mailman BARELY manages to stand under his own strength when the first shot from THAT DAMN BAT strike home!!! ONE, TWO, THREE!! Mailman eats canvas and Sugar tosses the bat outside the ring!! He screams at the ref to count as the clock ticks down…..
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ONE….
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TWO…..
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THREE!!!!!!
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OH……..MY……..GOD!!!!!!!!!!! Sugar Stevens just did it!!!! Sugar Stevens just stole the television title from the Mailman’s waist before he could even enjoy it!!!!! The fans are going NUTS!!!! IRATE is an underestimation of this crowd as Sugar gets jeered by the thousands!!! A few death threats roll in over the crowd noise and Sugar just collects his bat, his title, and drags himself up the ramp leaving a broken and battered Mailman lying in the center of the ring being tended to by EMT’s. 
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Ladies and Gentlemen, last night, at a ceremony closed to the public, the XAW celebrated a momentous year with new inductions to the XAW Hall of Fame. Last night, every current roster member of the XAW was present to congratulate the new members of the XAW Hall of Fame. And now, we'll show the induction of one such member - YOUR RESIDENT TECHIE is standing at the podium, a plaque in his hands. He clears his throat and smiles at those assembled. "Ladies and Gentlemen....too often, we neglect to celebrate the careers of those who don't work in the ring, but instead toil in places where they are not as appreciated. So we are entering the first HONORARY member of the XAW Hall of Fame, inducting a non-wrestler tonight. So, ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to join me in celebrating the work of the FOUNDER OF THE XAW, and the current Commissioner...ladies and gentlemen, GQ STYLES!!!!!!" And the founder of our organization gets a STANDING OVATION as he makes his way up to the podium. YRT hands him his plaque, slapping him on the back and shaking his hand warmly as the din just grows louder.
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GQ smiles at his wrestlers, those he personally signed, and those who have come around as part of the amazing growth of this company. "Thank you," he gasps. "I really..." "NO NO NO NO NO!!!!" shouts a very familiar, very ANGRY voice, and Tony Stark storms the podium, snatching the plaque out of Styles hands and slamming it on the floor. "There will be no HONORARY inductions for people still employed by the XAW! So, Styles...you can either accept this prize and LOSE YOUR JOB...or continue to work in the company you founded." Styles hangs his head, and I guess we know what that means. What a bastard that Stark is, huh?
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"THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS FOR THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE, AND IS A SIXTY MINUTE IRON MAN MATCH!!!!"
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Crimson versus SAK 
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"The Imperial March" by Metallica begins to play, and green flames shoot from the stage! The fans absolutely EXPLODE for their hero, The Lethal Tide!!!! It's been a CRAZY night, and it's about to get a little more LETHAL!!! Crimson, usually very jubuilant and friendly, tonight walks the aisle without slapping arms, without any energy being put to waste. Crimson has to conserve as MUCH energy as possible. He's got a LONG night ahead of him...
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"Highway to Hell" begins to play, and our WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION has arrived. No mere nicknames can do him justice tonight, he's got nothing more on his mind than proving once and for all that this title is his. Nobody elses. This weekend has started well for him, he's now a Hall of Famer. But none of that matters...he's got sixty minutes to prove that he's the best the world has to offer today. And he strips the belt off of himself before he enters the ring, because once in that ring, it's all about business. Steven enters the ring, looking across the way at his mortal enemy. The time has comes. 
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Steven advances on Crimson, ready to lock it up, and then he gets a look at Crimson's eyes, and UH-OH, reconsiders going all gung-ho. Crimson looks FOCUSED, which is not a usual thing for this guy. Steven starts looking a little bit pensive, shaking his head, thinking THIS can't be right. A focused Crimson is BAD for Steven. And while he's thinking these things, Crimson pulls him into a collar and elbow tie up!!!! Into a side headlock, not a good start for Steven, who backs Crimson into the ropes and tries to throw him off. Crimson holds on with the headlock and Steven gets dragged into the center of the ring, Crimson's grip as tight as ever. Steven on one knee, and he throws some fists into Crimson's ribs, and backs him into the ropes again. Steven again tries to throw Crimson to the ropes, and once again, Crimson holds tight, and pulls Steven into the middle of the ring. And this is SMART by Crimson, folks, he's BARELY using any energy, but Steven is using a whole lot. Steven's getting shaken visibly, but he's the champ for a reason, and he sucks it up, starts elbowing again and backs Crimson up to the ropes for a third try. But INSTEAD of trying to throw Crimson, Steven loosens the grip and latches on a side waistlock, pulling Crimson up for a BACK SUPLEX and dumping him over the top rope!!!! Crimson flips down and lands on his feet on the apron. Steven turns and gets hooked into a suplex position, and Crimson attempts to suplex Steven to the outside, but THAT AIN'T HAPPENING. Steven hooks his legs into Crimson's, and refuses to budge. Crimson tries twice, and Steven repositions his legs, then suplexes Crimson INTO the ring!!!! Crimson reverses and lands on his feet behind Steven, pushes him into the ropes and rolls him up!!!!!!!!! 1!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!! Kickout!!!! 
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Steven up, and now he's PISSED. Crimson up, and Steven swings, and a miss, as Crimson jukes back and then JABS Steven in the mouth. Steam is damn near shooting out of Steven's ears now, and he grabs Crimson by the throat, but Crimson once again has a counter, shoving Steven's hands away and wrapping his arms around his head for a sleeper hold!!!! Steven will NOT take much more of this, and he shoves Crimson to the ropes. Crimson on the rebound, and Steven downs him with a shoulder block, then runs the ropes on his own. Crimson rolls on the ground and Steven jumps over him, hitting the other ropes. Crimson up, and goes for a leapfrog, but Steven SLAMS him to the mat with a modified sitout powerbomb, hooking both legs up! Crimson slams his feet together to break out of that, and Steven rolls backwards, clutching his ears. Crimson up, and Steven wobbles to his feet. Crimson charges and NAILS Steven with a clothesline, sending him over the top rope and crashing to the floor. Crimson goes after him, but the ref orders him to back off, and Crimson agrees, realizing he may get a countout victory for this one. The ref starts counting, and Steven is coming around, somehow he's ended up half under the ring, but he's moving. Steven comes out from under the ring, breathing hard, and he leans against the ring, his back to the ref and Crimson. Crimson HAS to take advantage of this and he sneaks up on Steven, leaning over the top rope to grab a handful of hair. And WHAM!!! The Real Deal of Steel comes up and SLAMS Crimson in the skull with a loud CRACK!!!! That sneaky Franchise!!!! Crimson is IMMEDIATELY bloodied, and he stumbles backwards, dazed as the ref DQs Steven in the first fall!!!!
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Crimson 1, Steven 0
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Crimson stumbles backwards as Steven gets back into the ring, a sick smile on his face. Why the HELL did Steven do that? The ref keeps Steven at bay for thirty seconds, the required falll time...and Steven circles his prey like a lion, ready to pounce at the earliest opportunity. It comes pretty quickly, as Crimson stumbles into the ropes. Steven catches him and pulls him to the center of the ring, hooking both arms up and....SAK-FU!!!! Crimson doesn't even put up a fight, slamming onto the mat head first, and Steven covers!!!!!!! 1!!!!!!!!! 2!!!!!!!! 3!!!!!!!
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Crimson 1, Steven 1
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Steven backs off again, thirty seconds to recover, but it doesn't look like Crimson's gonna do much of that. The rest period passes in no time, and Steven's right back to work, making sure Crimson's in no shape to fight. A couple of well placed hard stomps does the trick, and Steven pulls Crimson up and tosses him over the top rope to the outside, throwing his hands up and the crowd LETS HIM HAVE IT!!!! Steven is NOT well liked here today, but he's REVELING in it. Steven rolls outside and pulls Crimson up. Crimson fires off some weak shots, but Steven denies it, kneeing him in the gut, and whipping him into the steel stairs. Crimson NAILS them hard, arching and leaning against them, but Steven ain't done, and he runs toward Crimson, slamming his knee into Crimson's head, watching in satisfaction as it bounces against the stairs! Crimson's face is just COVERED in blood now, and Steven grabs his face and slams it against the stairs again, then wipes the blood on his chest. Sick phucker. Satisfied with his work, Steven rolls back into the ring and barks at the ref to start his count. NOW! The ref counts down quickly, and Crimson isn't even stirring. This is bad, folks. Crimson is counted out.
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Steven 2, Crimson 1
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34:27
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Steven heads back out to ringside and comes...hey, you get away from me! NOT MY TABLE!!! GO GET DECLEUX'S TABLE, DAMMIT!!!! Kult refuses to listen to logic, as he strips the pad off my table, and...NOT MY MONITORS, I NEED MY MONITORS!!! Crimson ain't stirring yet, so Steven walks back over and drags him to the table, then sets him up for what looks to be a POWERBOMB...THROUGH MY TABLE!!!! However, I'm over reacting, as Steven instead goes for a...OH SHIT!!! KULT FRIGGIN KLASSIK ON THE OUTSIDE!!!! Crimson's SKULL bounces off the concrete, and now I'm kinda wishing he had done the powerbomb! Steven gathers up Crimson and deposits him on my table, then heads back to the ring?! What the...Steven into the ring, into the corner, and up on the top turnbuckle!!!! The fans come to their feet, booing, praying this doesn't go well for Steven...and Steven FLIES with a DOUBLE KNEE DROP!!!! RIGHT INTO CRIMSON'S CHEST!!!! AND THROUGH MY FRIGGIN TABLE!!!!! Yet another "HOLY SH!T" chant begins, but the ref is counting both men down!!!!! And Steven is clutching his knee something BAD!!!! Neither man is gonna get in the ring anytime soon, and the ref counts a DOUBLE COUNTOUT!!!!
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Steven 3, Crimson 2
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30:11
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Five falls in, halfway there, but only one pinfall so far!!! And these guys are KILLING each other!!!! Steven is writhing around in pain back here, and this is seriously looking bad, I'm not sure he's gonna be able to continue...and making me even MORE sure, Crimson is crawling toward the ring, leaving puddles of blood wherever his hands touch...this is disgusting. Crimson makes his way to the ring, slowly but surely, and SAK isn't too far behind him. Crimson lies on the mat, an ever expanding puddle of DNA forming around him, but SAK just can't capitalize. Crimson, after a few agonizing moments on the mat, crawls over to SAK and drapes an arm over him, to tie it up. But SAK yanks on Crimson's arm and rolls him into an inside cradle!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!!
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1!!!!!!!!!!!
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2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Steven 4, Crimson 2 
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26:43
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Steven rises up, shaking his leg out, and the slimy bastard was never hurt at all!!!! What a...well, good strategy, actually. Damn him. Steven pulls Crimson up to his feet, holding him at arm's length, smiling at the broken pyro, then flipping him up for a KULT KILLINGS!!!!! Crimson flops to the ground, but Steven yanks him back up, grabbing him by the shoulders and shaking him violently. "WAS IT WORTH IT, CRIMSON?! WAS IT WORTH THIS?!" Steven turns him around and nails a KULT FOLLOWING!!!!! Crimson down, and Steven drops an elbow, holds it for a pin. Then looks up at the turnbuckle and pulls off before the one count. Ignoring the ref's protest, Steven goes back up top and nails a KULT-A-PULT!!!! VERSION THREE POINT SEVEN!!!! Steven pops off Crimson, covered in Crimson's blood, and he pulls the challanger up and whips him to the corner. Crimson nails it and leans against it, Steven charges in for a clothesline, and Crimson launches out in DESPERATION with a VAN DAMINATOR KICK!!!! Crimson POPS Steven in the chin and Steven goes down in a flash, with Crimson rolling on top and hooking the leg!!!!!!! 
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1!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Steven 4, Crimson 3
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11:13
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Steven kicks out RIGHT after 3, and shoves Crimson away, zeroing in on the referee and shouting. "THAT WASN'T THREE!!! REVERSE IT!!!! REVERSE IT!!!" The ref maintains it was three, and Steven shouts in frustration, but reminds himself he's still one up, and ten minutes to go!!!! Steven turns back around and goes right back to work on Crimson, who's getting to his feet. Steven throws a clubbing blow to Crimson's back, and Crimson gets to his feet, gritting his teeth and breathing through the pain. Steven clubs him again, and Crimson stumbles forward, but doesn't go down! Steven puts a hand on Crimson's shouler and whips him around, and get a RIGHT HAND TO THE FACE!!! It catches him off guard, and he goes down, but shoots right back up just in time to get an elbow to the skull!!!! Steven is rocked backwards, and only now does he realize that he's REALLY tired. Steven fires off another right hand, but's BLOCKED and Crimson goes for the THERMAL DETONATOR, but Steven REFUSES to have that, and he reverses into an Irish Whip right into the corner!!!! Steven throws himself to the mat with the force, and Crimson hits the turnbuckle, flips over, and lands on the apron, dazed! Steven charges, and Crimson headbutts him through the top and middle rope, doubling him over, and flips over the top rope for the sunset flip!!! Steven can't grab the top rope, and he falls backwards into it!!!!!
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3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TIED 4-4
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6:22
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Steven up, wild eyed, he CAN'T let this happen!!!! He's up before Crimson, and he siddles up to the side, trying for any advantage he can get!!!! He hooks up Crimson's arms as soon as he gets up, ready for some SAK-FU, but Crimson turns and clotheslines the SHIT out of him, spinning him to the mat! SAK down, and Crimson holds his arm in pain, his whole body is racked in agony. Crimson pulls SAK back to his feet, and SAK punches him in the ribs, then shoves him toward a corner! Crimson nails the turnbuckle with his chest and stumbles backwards out, and SAK follows in, charging with a clothesline! Crimson hears him coming, turns, and THERMAL DETONATOR!!!! SAK DOWN, CRIMSON COVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Crimson 5, Steven 4
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2:58
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The crowd comes to their feet!!!! CRIMSON IS AHEAD!!!!! Steven up, he's damn near tearing his own hair out, he can't believe this shit!!!! Crimson with an Irish whip to the ropes, head down for something, but Steven rebounds, stops short, grabs Crimson's head in a single arm DDT and looks around at the crowd, most of whom gasp in disbelief!!!! DISENFRANCHISED!!!!! STEVEN'S GOT IT LOCKED ON!!!!! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!!!!! Crimson reaches out for the ropes, and he's looking right at the timer on the Dual Tron!!!!! COME ON, CRIMSON!!!!
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"LETHAL TIDE!!!!! LETHAL TIDE!!!!! LETHAL TIDE!!!!"
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In the Mailman's locker room, The Main Event is bandaged up, watching on the edge of his seat as Crimson struggles for the ropes, his eyes wide, realizing that if he can't do this, it's over!!!! As Mailman watches, Crimson rolls forward and OUT of the hold!!!!! Steven isn't quick enough to get off the ground, and Crimson grabs his legs, wrapping them into a SHARPSHOOTER!!!!! Steven fights it, trying not to turn over, but Crimson's got the crowd, and the adrenaline on his side, and he turns Steven over!!!! Steven's got no choice but to tap out!!!!! <br></br>

"LETHAL TIDE! LETHAL TIDE! LETHAL TIDE!"
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However, in the real world, not in Mailman's hopes, Crimson is in the middle of the ring, struggling and fighting for his one final chance!!!! And the crowd is getting louder, but the blood is clouding his vision!!!! Steven continues to pull on Crimson, screaming TAP OUT, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!!!
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In The Underground's locker room, the 4 members of The Underground are similarly screaming for Crimson to tap out, glancing at the clock, watching the seconds tick down. 15...14...13...12....11...and Crimson closes his eyes and taps!!!!! The room ERUPTS in celebration, as Goodfella knows something NO ONE else does. The contact for the Ironman match was signed with a NO OVERTIME clause, so in the event of a tie, Steven retains the belt!!!! The champagne bottle are popped as Steven holds his hands high in victory....
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"LETHAL TIDE! LETHAL TIDE! LETHAL TIDE!"
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However, in the real world, not in the Underground's fantasy, there is no such clause. Steven is holding on with all his might, trying to get Crimson to tap, NEEDING to take this to overtime!!!! "TAP OUT, DAMN YOU!" screams Steven frantically, pulling with all his might, feeling the bones in Crimson's neck begin to snap.

In the office of one Tony Stark, all action has stopped, and their eyes are glued on one of the most marketable moments in XAW history. Stark can sell footage of Crimson racked in pain, never giving up, or of Steven, finishing Crimson off with a powerful submission. In either case, Stark is a winner. And as he watches, the time expires...
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And Crimson has not tapped.
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And this time...it's for real.
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0:00
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CRIMSON 5, Steven 4
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HERE IS YOUR WINNER....AND NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION....CRIMSON!!!!!!
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YES!!!! YES!!!!!! HE'S DONE IT!!!! IT'S HAPPENED!!! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED!!!! CRIMSON HAS FUFILLED HIS DESTINY!!!! CRIMSON HAS BECOME THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!! THEY SAID HE'D NEVER DO IT!!! THEY SAID HE COULDN'T WIN!!!! BUT HE DID IT, BY GOD!!!!! CRIMSON HAS OVERCOME ALL THE ODDS!!!! CRIMSON IS THE CHAMPION!!!!!
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Red confetti falls from the rafters and fireworks explode over the ring as "The Imperial March" begins to play, and Steven releases the hold, his eyes telling the story that he refuses to hear. The Championship belt is laid over Crimson, who can't even raise his head to see it. Referees help him to his feet as the crowd goes absolutely insane! DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!!! DRE...
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"EXCUSE ME!" comes the sharp voice of one GQ Styles. "EXCUSE ME." he shouts over the din, and all eyes immediately turn to Styles. "I'm SO SORRY to interrupt, but I've got an announcement. Crimson!!! Your night is NOT FINISHED. You see, awhile back, somebody did me a favor, and earned a favor from me as a result. Crimson...STAY IN THAT RING. You're about to have your first Title Defense!" WHAT?!
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And then..."Big Balls" by AC/DC begins to play....OH MY GOD!!!! Here comes FRIGGIN HOSTILE 17!!!!!! HOSTILE 17 HAS CASHED IN HIS FAVOR!!!!! AND HE'S GONNA GET A WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE SHOT...NOW!!!!! <br></br>

Hostile 17 versus Crimson<br></br>

Hostile storms the ring, and he's FRESH. This isn't right!!!! Crimson sways on his feet and puts his fists up...he's gonna try to fight him off!!!! Hostile into the ring and he SMASHES into Crimson with an elbow that drops the Tide. Hostile laughs and pulls Crimson up...and into a MILLITARY PRESS!!!!! Hostile drops Crimson onto the top rope, and Crimson stumbles into the ring, coughing and hacking. Hostile with a kick to the midsection, doubling Crimson over, and Hostile "WHOOO"'s for the crowd, then follows up with a SICK knife edge chop!!!! Crimson holds his chest in agony, and Hostile grabs him by the throat and lifts him into the air, taking him down with the HOSTILE TERRITORY!!!! Hostile's gonna steal this one!!!! He covers!!!!!!!!!
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2!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BAM!!!!! The Real Deal of Steel comes down on Hostile's skull!!!!! And Steven Kult just goes to TOWN on Hostile!!!! Over and over, directly on the back of Hostile's head, and Steven has SNAPPED!!!! Steven kicks Hostile off Crimson and shouts at him. "IT'S MY TITLE!!! MY TITLE!!!! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!!!" Oh, God...what a way to end this...
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Winner of the match, by DQ....Hostile 17!
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Still World Heavyweight Champion...Crimson!
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What a night, folks!!!! Things have changed...and we ALREADY have a new contender for the Heavyweight Title!!!! Join us on Thursday, where you'll see...
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Crimson versus Hostile 17 - Non title
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See you then!

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Xtreme Alliance Wrestling Presents........

A D-TV Production.....7-03-04






        


           REDEMPTION!!!











We find our Heavyweight Champion walking toward the lockerrooms as he is chatting on his cell phone and carrying a black bag.  "please hurry" is all we could make from the Tide's conversation.   He comes to the lockerroom marked "Underground" and taps on the door.  There appears to be no answer.   He reaches for the door knob when....

"Hello Crimson."  The voice startles  him and he quickly turns to be met face to face with Alexander DeVoir and The Phreak himself Johnny Killa.

"What you doing Paper doll?"  Johnny flicks Crimson in the nose and takes the bag.  Crimson reaches for it only to be pushed into the wall by Alexander.  

"My my Allie boy, our friend had a plan." Johnny retreats and makes haste even off as Alex and Crimson stare each other down.

A smirk crosses the tides face. "Shall we dance?"

And met with a "Any time Sinner." Both men back off and Crimson makes his way down the hall.


Meanwhile, a few moments later, THE SLPD busts into the lockerrooms of all the superstars looking for the Terrorist weapons of Mass Destruction.  That's right folks, Terrorist have struck here in the XAW and they have brought.......The Mini-Wrecking BAll BUT NO.   It Couldn't be.....But it is!!!!!

The Police have found that wrecking ball and it is in the possesion of on Hostile 17.   He is led away in handcuffs screaming for his army to free him but to no avail.    

How can this be.  Why would Hostile 17 have a mini.....wait a minute....Would he do that?   

Starks is screaming at the officer in charge.  This cannot be happening on the night of his PPV.  This cannot be true.

"How Long will you hold him?"  Stark's hands are in his hair.....

"Atleast 24 hours. I am sorry"

Stark walks away tipping over a random table of food, and yelling explatives.  He walks toward his office.  Hostile 17 is led away and taken for processing. 

Geez, What about the Title match tonight?
Cameras finally fade live into the Arena.  The crowd is pumped and excited about the Pay Per View brought to you almost live from the beautiful XAW Arena.  Did you see those fireworks DownTown.   The crowd is live and roaring.

BOOM     BOOM     BOOM

Red, White, and Blue explosions fill the arena sending deafening thunder throughout.   The Ceiling reflects the beauty as The American Flag has a spot light upon it on this Day July 3, 2004.

"Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?"

Ladies and Gentleman The XAW is Proud to present to you


                                                                                                                                             REDEMPTION

O Furtuna has replaced the buzz and thunder and out comes the beast Ultimatum.  He cracks his neck and walks confidently down to the ring.  He jumps up on the apron and into the ring where he flexes for the crowd.  Man this guy is a monster, and has a long tongue....Gene Simmons like even.

When Darkness Falls explodes over the P.A. System and out walks the normally red masked but sporting matching Laced bra and panties is our Hero Razor.  Only he could pull this outfit off.  The crowd explodes for the Transvestite as he slides into the ring and pulls out the wedgie.

The two men stare each other down fiercely and finally lock up.    Ultimatum wins the early leverage advantage and knocks REazor onto his laced ass.   I think I see a nut.   Ultimatums height clearly gave him the advantage there.   Razor is up again and quickly, once again the two men lock up and again Ulti wins the leverage battle pushing Razor into the ropes.  Then whips him into the near ropes and drops him with a massive shoulderblock.   Razor shakes some webs but cant believe this mans strength.  Once again Razor is up and again whiped into the far ropes, TILT-A-WHIRL back breaker and Razor is in a bad wayh and yes I definately see a nut.  Ultimatum sticks the shot and places him in a modified Bow and Arrow across his knee.   he pushes Razor off and follows up with a quick legdrop.   He reaches down and grabs Razor by the Bra and helps him to his feet.   Razor is barely standing and Ultimatum comes off the side ropes parallel to his standing position.  ZIPLINE....and it just about decapitated Razor.  A quick cover.....1.....2........Kickout by Razor and the  crowd eats it up yelliong TWO......

Ultimatum gets to his feet and starts to pummel Razor with Stomps and kicks to the face and ribs.  He grabs razor by the throat and lifts him up, he whips him into the corner and comes charging in only to find a boot to the face.   Ultimatum stumbles and turns away from Razor to be planted with a classic bulldog.  Razor stops the beating and latches onto the ankle.   Ultimatum screams in pain as Razor places hi m in a modified Ankle lock.    Finally the transvestite gets to his feet and releases the ankle to drop a quick elbow to the back of the neck.   He jumps on the oppurtunity to slap on "Caught in Razorwire" a modified rings of Saturn.   I don't believe Ultimatum was expecting such tactics but you can atleast say Razor did his homework.  

Once Again Razor releases and takes a step away from Ultimatum and he slowly walks backwards.  Ultimatum starts to rise and slowly turns and right into AN INCISION.  Razor is releasing the beast.  He helps the big man to his feet and backs him into the corner working him with lefts and rights.  Finally Razor whips him out.....then reversed and it is Razor slamming back first into the Corner,  Ultimatum charges and is met with a back Elbow and stumbles out of the corner again

SHARPENING!!!!!!!!

Razor covers 1..........2...............3

And Razor has won the first match of the Night and Jesus man put that nut away.

Backstage we find a well rested and recent returnie from an injury Draven sitting quietly in the lockerroom.   He has worked a couple of dark matches but hasnt really fought major competition in awhile.   That's when Outlaw Torn walks up chewing his tobacca and well, he just accidently spits it in Draven's eye.   

He is a hard guy to miss with his Crow outfit, but somehow....Someway our resident Cowboy spit the juice in his eye.

And had a chair smached across his head for the trouble.  Draven looks down at the man and tosses the chair onto his face walking away.

Heaven's a lie comes over the P.A. System as our friend Torn seems to be finding the raw end of the Chair at pretty much every show now.  Well lets not worry about him as the beauty comes out of the curtain and starts posing and dancing at the end of the ramp.   She comes running down and slides into the ring.   

Wait a damn minute, Julie just come flying from behind the curtain  She landed hard as it seems she was thrown through.   Here comes Triksta and Tanisha, I should have known.  Julie tries to get to her feet but is found with a Mini-Climax.  Julie is down and here comes Jen to be met by a SideWalk Slam from Triksta.   Out from the back comes Mike who tackles down Triksta and the two try to exchange blows but security has rushed the scene.    They pull Mike off, and he immediately goes to Julie's side as now out comes Apollo and he flanks Triksta.   Deacon comes running out from the back and he tackles down Apollo.    Security again jumps on the scene and this Match will not be getting underway..........Oh Boy Stark will be pissed

Stark is in his office watching the monitor after seeing what just went down he jumps up and Tips over his desk. He grabs the monitor off the wall and throws it to the floor.

"What the fuck am I suppose to do now!!!! First I lose Hostile for the night and Now.....NOW I can't have a woman's title defense at the Pay Per View.    This is getting out of control, and speaking of out of control when did Hitler ever wear jeans and a wife Beater.   Does anybody actually follow their contract?  Do they FUCK ME!!!!!!! You find that little shit and you tell him for the Next two weeks he wears a jock strap and that is it....EVERY PROMO EVERY SHOW TWO WEEKS and if I dont see it HE WILL BE FIRED!!!!!!!!!

DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!  For once the Underground isn't doing a damn thing but you know what they set the bar too damn high.  This all started with them!!!!!"

G.Q. Styles looks up from the corner of the room where he was hiding behind a couch.   He stands.  
"I think you're wrong.  Look at it like this.  Tonight you have Crimson vs Steven Kult.   The fans wanted this.  I hear how they react,  I heard their opinions.  They wanted this match.     And I think we can find away to cut the underground down to size."

Vampires by Godsmack comes to life and the crowd cheers for the blood sucker.    The lights go dim, then to nothing and when they emerge in a blink of an eye he is in the ring.  Looking dowen waiting.   Waiting for his friend, and his enemy.

The Kids aren't alright follows up and out comes Sugar Stevens, Vlad's stablemate but tonight his enemy.  He walks in stride to the ring not missing a beat, he slides in and looks at his opponent.  His stare is off pure desire.....the want to win and then!!!!!!

PAINT IT BLACK erupts and so does the crowd.   Out walks the TV champion and living legend MAILMAN.   He walks with the gold hanging from his shoulder.  he makes his way to the beginning of the steel stairs and raises that huge Arm with the title in Hand.  The Crowd erupts as he walks up the stairs and into the ring.  He hands the title off to the ref.

The three men stare each other down when finally they look at each other then to Mailman.   They stalk him like prey and he holds his ground.    Vlad goes in first and dropkicks the left knee sending mailman down to the one leg and knee.   Alrready Sugar steps up and lands a kickeriffic to the back of the head of Mailman.   He is down.   Both men start to stomp on the larger man, and they seem to be recalling their days as tag champions.    

They pick the biggerman up and set him up for a double verticle suplex.  The are a foot from the ropes as they Hook Mailman up but no.....They cant get him over Holy Shit he has both men up and Vlad is let go over the ropes and Sugar lands behind the Postal worker.  

Mailman stumbles forward as Sugar sneaks back into the ring.   He grabs almost foot taller Mailman and tries to get a german but he just doesnt have the leverage.   Mailman Send s a back elbow knocking him away, Mailman turns and lands a hard belly to back suplex.   Sugar grabs at his head.   Mailman is up. Only to be tagged with a missile dropkick to the back of the head and again he is down.   Vlad jumps on the big man setting him up in the camal clutch.....Sugar follows suit and slaps on the SharpShooter.  Mailman is screaming in Pain.  Both men release.    

Sugar and Vlad lock up as Mailman rolls to the corner, neither man gets a real advantage so they let go, the circle one another.  Sugar finally tries to slide in for a leg take down but Vlad avoids and sends a quick drop kick to the side of the head for the trouble.  Sugar is on his back SPRINGBOARD BLOODSAULT and the pin....1........2......kickout....

Vlad picks up Sugar and sets him up for the classic piledriver only to be back body dropped.   Sugar clutches his ribs as he looks up, clothesline from the Mailman knocks him down.    Mailman reaches down and sets him up between his legs.  Vlad starts to stir.    POWERBOMB and massive as Sugar is layed out.   

Vlad stands and turns kick to the midsection.......DDT.   Now Vlad is down and the Mailman is standing tall above them both.   Mailman walks again toward Sugar and reaches down to pick him up.....Small package 1.......2.......no....... kickout.........

Mailman rolls out as does Sugar who stands but holds his back.  Mailman comes charging SUGAR KICK and Mailman is down.  Sugar stumbles and goes for the cover only to be pulled away from the lifeless body by Vlad.  Vlad helps him up only to take him over with an arm drag and lock in a joint lock onto the elbow.    Sugar tries to fight it.....but can he.   He tries to get to his knees...Yes......to his feet.......yes.,......elbow to the midsection. Another and Sugar is off the near ropes Arm Drag again by Vlad but released.   Finally Sugar has had enough.  They lock up....rotating belly to Belly and Vlad lands hard.

Again Sugar has him up, 180 Verticle suplex, nice move forcing more pressure onto the neck and back of the head.   He again is about to lift up Vlad when he is violently Turned around.   Right....left.....right......right.....He places a stamp into the palm of his hand and BAM!!!!!!! Sugar is down.  Mailman is fired up.  He sets up his archnemesis and goes to the top.  AIR MAIL and landed beautifully.   he sticks for the cover wait Vlad is climbing the turn buckle......1...........he sets up for the fly by night.......2.......he comes down landing on both men.......he breaks the count...he pulls off the Mailman and covers Sugar......1........2.........3


YES AND YOUR NEW TELEVISION CHAMPION

VLAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!


We go backstage as Triksta comes storming out of Stark's office.   The camera then walks in to find Monique, not knowing how her man is doing, sitting looking at Stark.

"thursday, we will have this match, but it will be a fatal fourway elimination.   Tanisha will be added.   EVERYONE will be banned from ringside accpet the four of you and a ref.  Now Enjoy little lady"

Monique shrugs and stands she twirls as Stark checks out her ass.   Styles comes over and whispers in his ear.  Perfect.....Tell them I want to see them NOW!!!!!!!"

Black and White by Static X comes over the P.A. system and out comes the fired up rook Static.  Hen is bouncing around all excited, and comes running down to the ringside as he slides in.....Now TLC's arent traditional here in the XAW.   You are suppose to bring one of your own.  However, since it is a PPV we have spared enough funds for 1 chair, 1 ladder, and 1 table.   Now that is a budget.  

Epic by Faith No More and out comes The man with the PhD the Doctor himself Johnny Da Phreak Killa.  As Always the good doctor is thinking, he isnt rushing to the ring.  he knows this kid is fired up, let him waiste some juice bouncing around.   Johnny makes it to the Stairs and stops to take time to shine his title.  He walks up the steps and into the ring.   He hands the title off to the ref who shows Static.  He then places it in the ring on the rope and it is lifted high above the ring.

The Bell sounds and the eager Static comes running only to be Drop Toe Holded down to the face first.  Johnny is up as is Static who again eagerly charges in and is hip tossed down.   Again both men are up and again Eagerly Static comes charging this time Johnny rolls through and holds onto a single leg crab.    Johnny has it locked in.  Static pushes up to release some of the pressure and then makes a reach for Johnny's ankle and pulls himself through. Only to be dropped on and pounded with fist.  Johnny is up and slides outside the ring for the chair.   He turns to get a face full of boot from the baseball slide.  Johnny drops the chair and is forced back into the metal barracade.   Static grabs Johnny quickly and sets up a Verticle but drops him down hard onto his abdomen across the guard rail.   Static hops up onto the ring Apron and drops a leg across the back of the good doctor.

Static grabs the chair and tosses it into the ring and walks over to the table, he rests it upon both the Apron and the barracade and for his trouble, has Johnny slam his head down into it and tosses him back into the ring.   Johnny grabs the chair and walks to the rising Static, and lands a shot to the crown of his head and the kid is down on his ass.     Johnny drops the Chair and helps the kid to his feet.  DOWNLOAD face first into the chair and to make manners worse he turns it into a fujiwara armbar better known as the Payne Killer.   JOhnny quickly releases and sets it up into a spinning Jenny, the kid Static is down and screaming in pain.....the kid is tapping but nobody can stop this.......Johnny releases and holds onto a Joint lock on the elbow.   He gets the kid to his knees and whips him into the opposite corner of the table.  The kid bounces off the ropes and Johnny back body drops the kid......No he lands on his feet on the apron, Johnny turns to be places in a Standing crossface....to a Suplex and Johnny and Static go through the table..........Damn there goes the budget.......both men are down.    

Static is first up.  He goes to the ladder and slides it into the ring.   He follows and sets it up under the title.  He slowly starts to climb still feeling the shot, when from behind Johnny grabs a Hold.......German Suplex from the ladder and the kid hits hard again as does Johnny.......Neither man is moving.....finally both get to their feet.  Static stumbles upon the chair and picks it up, he swings  wildly as Johnny ducks and sends him over for a release german and Static lands face first on the chair he was holding as Johnny rotated him completely over.  Johnny is up and he starts the climb, but now Static is up and he catches Johnny, TearDrop Suplex from the Ladder and down again are both men.  The ladder has fallen.   The ref picks it up and places it again back in place.....about time that fat bastard did something.   Static is up, he helps up Johnny......BrainBuster and Da Phreak is down......Static kicks up and walks to the ladder, he starts to climb.......he looks back to find Johnny rising....he cant believe it so...what the hell.......STATICRANA from the Ladder and Johnny lands hard on his head.   Static is also on his back....He is up again as the crowd cheers.....He is going up he is there...wait Johnny moves.....He starts rising.......Static is Reaching for the belt Johnny stumbles into the ref and looks up.........Static almost has it......Johnny grabs the chair and swings for the ladder but swings wildly and "accidently hits the ref"   The ref is down STATIC HAS THE TITLE.....He comes down......Chairshot to the head.......and he is down, Johnny takes the title and slides next to the ref showing him the title.....the ref calls for the bell and


Winner and Still WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION…..Johnny Killa!!

Cameras fade into the office of President Stark.  He and Styles are pouring over ratings reports and they don't seem to enthusiastic.  Starl tosses some papers in Styles' face.  Who gathers them back again, eyeing his boss with disdain.  Stark smiles at the man he usurped power from and asks, "Have you seen the ratings since Born Aagin 2??  They have gone down quicker than an intern on the former president!"  Styles downs a glass of Brandy and lights a cigar.  "Then pick them back UP again….Tony.  It IS you job."  Stark's gaze is like daggers as he rises from his desk.  "Number one….you're right it is MY job.  One I took right out from under you.  TWO…if you ever talk to me like that again.  I'll have you humiliated worse than Triksta and Kidd X could even imagine.  Don't tempt me.  And last….i think I have an idea that even YOU…the wonderfulFOUNDER of the XAW will appreciate.  Now go bring me the tag team champions…..NOW!!!"

Styles slowly rises from his seat and slides out the door.  The camera stays with Stark and I can't say I'm too happy about it.  This guy isn't the nicest fella in the world.  And to think I used to hate GQ Styles….this guy makes him look like Santa.  But nonetheless, Styles returns, Tag Team Champions in tow.  Stark props his feet up on his desk waving the champions to take a seat.  "Well gentlemen.  I will spare you the details.  But since BA2…the XAW's ratings haven't been as XTREME as they should be.  And since the two of you have been so full of pride lately with your decisive victories over TGV…and your willingness to work with the superstars around here. The two of you are gonna change that….tonight!"  Leary takes a puff off his "havin a word with the boss" bowl and asks, "How's that…we don't even have a match tonight??  I know our mere appearances can bring in the ratings…but basing your PPV around the two of us-"  Stark SMACKS the bowl out of Leary's hands!!!  Goodfella bursts to his feet with the Yuppy right along side.  Yet Stark doesn't even budge!  "Settle down boys.  You're gonna need that energy.  Because you've got matches tonight….in fact…it's a NO DQ match.  And a match-up that has NEVER BEFORE BEEN SEEN in the XAW!!!  



Leary Garcia…..versus Goodfella!!  And unless one of you wants to lay down for the other….the no DQ rule takes care of you boys cheating your way out of it.  So have fun…and…may the best man win. Hahahaha!!!"  Stark continues laughing as Goodfella bends down close to the President.  "Watch yourself.  If it can happen to that asshole(Goodfella points to GQ Styles in the corner of the room)…it can happen to you as well paisano."  Before Stark can even reply, Goodfella turns and exits the office leaving Leary behind.  The yuppy looks at the Prez…then to his bowl on the floor.  Then back to the prez…..then back to the bowl.  "You can berate me all you want.  You can place me in matches physically abusinng my body.  But if you  ever….EVER…..put your grubby hands on MY smoke again.  I will rip them off and use them to beat your own ass with!!!"  Leary flings all the ratings reports in the president's face and exits the office.  Absolutely unbelieveable folks!!!  Leary versus Goodie!!!  TONIGHT!!!  Well lets get to the ring!!!!!


Leary v. Goodfella

"The Underground" by Unwritten Law hits and here come the tag champions!!  Still walking side by side despite the following matches condidtions!  Now theres solidarity!!  Leary and Goodfella calmly walk down the ramp as the fans actually CHEER!!  Now the two men are getting ready to bea the shit out of each other…but it's the first time A-Bob here has EVER heard a CHEER for the Underground!!  Both men slide in the ring and the ref rings the bell.  Goodfella looks over to Leary and motions for him to lay down.  Leary actually pretends to then looks at Goodfella and says, "Yeah Right."  Then motions for Goodfella to lay down.  The Don just looks at the yuppy as if he's speaking Japanese.  Both men's gazes lock and I don't think either is going to do the job.  Which is what everyone here wants to see!!!!  Someone hit someone!!!!

Leary shrugs his shoulders and slugs Goodie across the face!!!  The Don shoots back with a right of his own!!  And this thing is on!!!  The two men tie it up with Goodfella getting the advantage and slipping around back for a German Suplex!!  He bridges for the pin and the ref counts…

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Kick out!!!  Leary kicks out and gets back to his feet.  Ducking a clothesline from Goodfella, Leary sends a shot to the Don's gut and hits him with a quick Facebuster!!  As Goodfella reels backwards Leary sprints in and Clotheslines him right over the ropes!!!!  One hop and Leary uses the rope as a Springboard for Dark Side of the Moonsault!!!  Goodfella takes it full force and hits the concrete hard!!  Leary rolls off the Don, also in some pain himself from the move.  But he manages to regain himself and get to his feet.  Picking Goodfella up, Leary locks him in for an Acid Hit…when the Teflon Don slides right out….with a mule kick to the groin!!!  The fans are loving this!!  No matter what…someone they HATE is getting destroyed!!  Goodfella reverses leary's attempt into a Revolver and finishes it by dropping the yuppy across the crowd barrier!!!  Oh my god!!!  These two really AREN'T holding back at all!!  Leary falls off the barrier and on to the concrete.  Goodfella picks him up and slides him into the ring.  Covering for the pin….the ref counts. 

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"Hold on, hold on, hold on!!"  Stark appears at the top of the ram, mic in hand.  "Good job boys.  That was quite a show…but due to time constarints…we're gonna need you to end it here.  It's time for the second half of your match."  

Leary and Goodfella stagger to their feet and exchange quizzical glances. Second half?? Did anyone hear anything before about a second half?? Because A-Bob sure didn't.  Well lets see what Stark plans on doing here….

"The second half of your match will be the two of you partnering back up…..for a tag team title defense!!!!  RIGHT NOW!!!!!  And your opponents……Apollo Kaytor and Triksta!!!"  Out come two of the members of TGV, sprinting down the ramp.  And the fans are eating it up!!  They were excited to see Goodie and Leary beat on one another…now they are gonna get to see TGV beat on them TOO!!  Leary and Goodfella slide out of the ring and make their way towards the ramp, pointing and yelling at Stark.  But I guess he's not quite done yet either.  "Gentlemen….your oppomnents are in the ring.  AND….right behind me.  Because the OTHER team you will be defending against tonight…will be REEVE..and Tony Spaghetti!!!  And…the NO DQ rules are still in effect!!  I hope you enjoy!"  Stark drops the mic as Reeve and Spaghetti storm down the ramp!!

Leary and Goodfella look at one another and attempt to backpedal.  But TGV is right there waiting for them!!  The fans go crazy as Triksta sends the first shot into Goodfella's already busted up head!!  Leary quickly hurls Trik right into the ringpost, dropping him as he reels backwards with a quick DDT!  But that's about all the Undergrounders are gonna get in as the mass converges on their already beleagured forms!!  Reeve grabs leary and FREEDOM KISS!!!!  The yuppy flails away trying to divert Reeve's tounge from finding his small intestine but Spaghetti comes right in and grabs Leary's arm delivering a  signatur short-arm whip into a Powerslam!!  Goodfella is back to his feet just in time to see Triksta give him The Climax!!!  At the same moment Apollos steps right over with a signature Big Boot!!!  Both men leave Goodfella a bloody mess on the concrete and turn their attention to their other opponents.  Spaghetti and Reeve are just ending their decimation of Leary as THEY turn to come face to face with TGV.  

No wasted opportunites here….as reeve takes the first chance and DECKS Triksta!!  Spaghetti gets goozled by Apollo and Kaytor Krush!!!!  Right on the concrete!!!  Reeve wastes no time and pulls Triksta in for a Caribbean Blue!!  The gangsta is down!!!  Reeve spins to find Apollo's massive figure standing over him.  The two men begin slugging it out.  One after another.  Back and forth, again and again, neither gaining and edge….until out of nowhere…who should appear…but Billy the God Clown!!!  He made a special appearance at the ppv last month….and Johnny Killa has been seen with him a LOT lately.  But Billy's doin this of his own free will!!  No JK in sight!  Its as if he's a new man!!  The God Clown Klow Kicks Apollo in the face!!!  Reeve spins…right into  a Big Top Drop!!  Outside the ring is LITTERED with downed wrestlers!!  It's a slaughter out there and Billy has come to clean it up…or make a larger mess howevere you wanna see it!!  The fans aren't liking this though!!  Assisting the Underground!? That's not the Billy we all used to know!!  But when your best friend dyes his hair black and joins up with the Underground…it may affect how you view things!  And Billy is viewing himself DESTROYING these young tag team hopefuls!!  Apollo comes back at Billy after the Klow Kick and recieves a quick kick to the stomach for his troubles!!  Followed by a signature DOINK!!  That's a Stump Puller for all you not familiar with Billy's moveset.  But Sir William of Clow isn't done yet!!  Oh no!!  He tosses Apollo in the ring.  Followe dby the now stirring form of Goodfella.  Billy brings Apollo to his feet and sends him into the ropes!!  Apollo rebounds with a clothesline that connects solidly with the slightly smaller Clown.  Billy doens;t even BUDGE!!  He takes the shot and smiles, deciding it's time to meet Apollo….Under the Big Top!!!  He drops Kaytor and smiles at the now coherent Goodfella.  

Billy drops to one knee.  Knuckles his hand and brings it to his forehead in a medieval form of salute to Goodfella.  The Teflon Don smirks.  Remembering to thank Johnny not only for uttering the UG catchphrase once…but also for having friends like this who decide to return at the most valuable moment.  Goodfella drops for the cover and the ref is FORCED to count.  NO DQ ya know.  

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Winners of the match…and STILL your tag team champions……Leary Garcia and Goodfella!!!!  


The fans are riled up now!!!  Starting off that match happy, getting even happier, then having Billy destroy that joy has put them in a FOUL mood!!  They begin littering the ramp with trash and insults as Billy makes his way to the back.  Followed by the champions and luckiest SOB's in the fed.  Lets just go backstage!  A-Bob can't look at those assholes anymore….

Ladies and Gentleman, it is the time you have all been waiting for, it is time for our two main events that's right folks.  Two main events as either of these matches could Headline any other federation.   

We have for you first a battle that has been boiling over for 6 months.   Two men wantiong the same prize.  One of them has already tasted it.    The unification will occur tonight and redemption will follow.     Harcore Champion vs Intercontinental Champion.......I bring you first in a Last Man Standing match Mike Johnson vs Alexander DeVoir

Followed by The World HeavyWeight Championship.   The Best Champion of ALL time for Any title will battle the Hardcore Icon.  Just announced it will be one on one.   The Tide vs The Champion of Chairshots.......Crimson vs Steven A. Kult

46 & 2 comes up and the crowd quickly responds.  Out walks the whole fucking show, that's right Alexander stands at the top of the ramp and holds up his INtercontinental Championship.   It will not go down to ring with him.  He makes his way to the ring and slides in.....he waits

and he doesnt wait long as Down with the Sickness blares and out comes Mike Johnson.  The man stops point down to Alex, hands off the title to YRT and makes his way down to the ring.     This is it folks.    This war finally comes to an end here tonight.   For one man he walks away Nihilistic Champion, the other doesnt walk away at all.   

The circle one another as they know each other too damn well.   They lock up and Johnson starts off with the leverage, he whips Alex off the far ropes, goes down for a back body, but Alex rolls off his back and bounces off the near ropes, Alex goes for the Ganmenjiri Only for Mike to pull some Matrix shit out his ass.   They both bounce of the ropes and both go for crossbodies, they X each other out and land hard.      The crowd is loving it as each man rolls away, Alex to the outside.   He is holding his ribs........Plancha Suicida by Mike Johnson to the floor and both men go into the metal rail.   Mike is up and he starts to pummel Alex with lefts and rights, Alex can only cover up and hope to fend off some of the shots.    Mike is up quickly and goes looking under the ring for something.   He turns around and Alex flips up wrapping his legs around Mike's head and head scissors him into the guard rail.  Mike Slowly rises pulling himself up as Alex does the same.  Mike turns and Alex clotheslines him into the crowd.    Alex hops over the rail and lands a nice legdrop onto the concrete......Alex calls for the fans to put Mike into a chair and they follow suit.....Alex rehops the guard rail and slides into the ring.   He bounces off the far ropes and Springboards into a Plancha Down into WAIT MIKE MOVES AND ALEX HITS ALL CHAIR.    He crushes the chair under him and is laid out.  Mike is up and calls for a count......
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Alex stirs as does Mike,   Alex grabs a steel chair of his own and Mike starts to rise CHAIRSHOT...................Mike falls to his knees.........ANother.........A small amount of blood come from the forehead and Mike asks for another ...ChairShot...............Mike is now busted open and he falls.....Alex collapses onto the scaffolding.....Blood pouring.....the ref counts 1................2...............3..............stir
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We know these men, they are going to come down.....we just dont know how.......Again they exchange blows and a reminder they are two stories high.   Alex Swings Wildly Mike Slaps on the Head on Collision.......wait he turns to face the tables.    

HEAD ON COLLISION TO THE FLOOR THROUGH THE TABLES.........Both men came down, I am not sure if Mike thought that out as both men's bodies are just lifeless on the floor.   EMT's rush to them.....wait Mike starts to Stand......He is out of the rubble and in the direction of the ring Alex is still down........
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He is up barely but he is up.....blood drips from his face as Mike barely gets over the rail.....His face is a Crimson mask aswell.   He looks over and see Alex coming........But How......Jesus Christ.....

Alex falls over the guard rail and onto the floor Mike slides into the ring and Alex follows suit.   Alex grabs him and whips him into the corner and follows with a hard clothesline.......He pulls Alex out and turns him upside down and hangs him in the tree of woe.....Blood start too pool in his hair and on the apron......Mike goes to the far corner then takes a running start and baseball slides into Alex's face.  Mike is up again as Alex isnt moving...........He pulls him down.  He helps Alex up and sets him up onto his shoulders in a DVD position.  He comes down into A sitout Bomb Like similar to the FU but I would say Mike made it looks damn good and it hurt........I hear he calls it a Death Valley Bomb.   Once again Alex is down.    Mike goes to the turnbuckles and climbs.......He comes down for a Frosg Splash but nobody home

Alex rolled away, Mike hops up holding his ribs.......Sitout 180 pedigree.....He calls that baptism and both men are again down......Alex stirs and rolls outside the ring......he looks under the apron right here by our Announce tables........Alex pulls out a Ladder.....Oh Shit......He slides it into the ring over the  bottom rope.   Mike sits up and crawls to it and reaches for.........Alex sees OH HE SLAMS IT UP INTO HIS FACE and more blood trickles down Mike's face and drips off his chin.......He is on his back and Alex slides the Ladder the rest of the way in......Alex sets it up as Mike is still laying on his back.......That fat bastard ref isnt counting......Alex hasnt asked for it........Fallen Angel.................NOBODY HOME...............Mike rolls out of the way and both men are hurt.......Mike rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp.....He turns as blood drips down his face and stains his shirt...he yells down to Alex COME ON!!!!!......Alex holding his ribs follows......Oh No.........They are climbiong the TRON The crowd is going crazy.......They make it to the top.....three stories.......Not 1 not 2 but three stories and the only thing stopping their death is a black extension to the stage made of plywood.........They have some room up there.....some not much......They exchange lefts and rights going crazy again.......Alex Again Swings Wildly.....Johnson Sets him up.....No back elbow

They Are on the Edge.........Alex grabs him SUPERPLEX FROM THE TRON AND DOWN THEY COME INTO THE EXTENSION!!!!!!!!!!!Both men are down..........HOLY SHIT IS RIGHT.........


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NEW NIHILISTIC CHAMPION 

ALEXANDER DEVOIR


What a match.....We are going to take a few moments to clean the blood up but please watch this clip.......


Steven continues to pull on Crimson, screaming TAP OUT, YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!!!

In The Underground's locker room, the 4 members of The Underground are similarly screaming for Crimson to tap out, glancing at the clock, watching the seconds tick down. 15...14...13...12....11...and Crimson closes his eyes and taps!!!!! The room ERUPTS in celebration, as Goodfella knows something NO ONE else does. The contact for the Ironman match was signed with a NO OVERTIME clause, so in the event of a tie, Steven retains the belt!!!! The champagne bottle are popped as Steven holds his hands high in victory....

"LETHAL TIDE! LETHAL TIDE! LETHAL TIDE!"

However, in the real world, not in the Underground's fantasy, there is no such clause. Steven is holding on with all his might, trying to get Crimson to tap, NEEDING to take this to overtime!!!! "TAP OUT, DAMN YOU!" screams Steven frantically, pulling with all his might, feeling the bones in Crimson's neck begin to snap.

In the office of one Tony Stark, all action has stopped, and their eyes are glued on one of the most marketable moments in XAW history. Stark can sell footage of Crimson racked in pain, never giving up, or of Steven, finishing Crimson off with a powerful submission. In either case, Stark is a winner. And as he watches, the time expires...

And Crimson has not tapped.

And this time...it's for real.

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HERE IS YOUR WINNER....AND NEW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION....CRIMSON!!!!!!

YES!!!! YES!!!!!! HE'S DONE IT!!!! IT'S HAPPENED!!! IT'S FINALLY HAPPENED!!!! CRIMSON HAS FUFILLED HIS DESTINY!!!! CRIMSON HAS BECOME THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!!!! THEY SAID HE'D NEVER DO IT!!! THEY SAID HE COULDN'T WIN!!!! BUT HE DID IT, BY GOD!!!!! CRIMSON HAS OVERCOME ALL THE ODDS!!!! CRIMSON IS THE CHAMPION!!!!!

Highway to Hell kicks us off as out walks a determined Steven Kult.  He slowly makes his way down to ringside letting his entrance music put him into the trance.   He walks up the steps and steps into the ring.   he has been here before.  He knows the game, he knows the pressure.

The Imperial March calls out and out comes the World heavyweight Champion.   In all his glory and Might he holds that title high in the air.   He makes his way down to the ring and slides in.  He is ready.  He needs this......it is time

The bell rings and neither man flenched.  They just look at one another.   The walk up face to face, the hate burns through both men.  They lock up and they start rolling along the ring ropes till Crimson is pinned against the corner.  SAK drives a hard elbow into the kisser, followed by a knee to the midsection.     He whips Crimson into the far corner and follows with a Splash.    He backs out as Crimson comes stumbling out.   Spicolli Driver (DVD) and Steven quickly places him in a jujigatame, a crucifix arm bar or cross arm breaker, to work on both the joints and the shoulder.  Crimson is trying to reach the ropes, but that is impossible.  He tries to push SaK's legs off but Sack comes down with his heel into his face and hand.......finally Crimson worms his way out.    

SAK is up again as is Crimson.  He is trying to loosen up that right arm..Hard rigfht hand backs up Crimson..then another......finally Crimson is wobbling and SAK knocks him on his ass with another square to the Jaw.   He sets Crimson up for a Classic......Kult Classic and Crimson's head bounces off the mat.   Steven rolls him over and slaps on the Camal Clutch.  Now he is working then neck as well as the arm.      

Steven releases and pulls him up.......Full Nelson........KULT FOLLOWING!!!!!!! AND CRIMSON is Not getting up....he is screaming in pain.     STF and Steven is not letting up.     Crimson is screaming in Pain.  

Again Steven releases and maybe it is time.........Crimson rises and Steven goes for the Arm......wait Crimson slides behind SAK......HALF NELSON SUPLEX and SAK lands hard and awkward.    

Crimson starts to kick the shit out of SAK, he slams his boot into his ribs as SAK rolls onto his back in Pain.   Crimson bounces off the far ropes and ROLLING THUNDER.   SAK now grabs at his ribs and Crimson follows with a Hard LegDrop.    Then a another more quick, then another.       He helps SAK to his feet and whips him off the far ropes......SPinal BOMB aka Sky High.  Cover 1........2.......kickout by Steven.     

Steven gets to One knee then to his feet.  GERMAN SUPLEX NO Bridge.  SAK was just dropped on his head.    SAK again stirs, he stands barely.......Over the top Belly to belly suplex.  Again SAK comes down hard on his back and neck........Both men lay there,  Crimson is first up, he walks over to the Former Champion, who tries to crawl up his leg.  Crimson slaps his head a few times......You feel that?   That's pride fucking with ya......Crimson gets ahold of his arm.....Snap Suplex. and Again SAK is down.   He is down and not moving.....cover 1........2.........no....... kick out

Crimson helps him up and it appears he is trying to apply a classic. but Steven has no part of it and BAck Body Drops him to the Mat.   Crimson is up quickly, he comes in only to be caught with a Samoan Drop.   SAK is up and starts to stomp down onto Crimson.   he bounces off the Near ropes and Atomic Leg Drop.  Cover 1.......kickout.    SAK punches him in the face 1.............2.........kickout......SAK helps him up and whips him into the near Corner....he follows him in with a hard clothesling.  Crimson collapses and rolls out Barely  .....Kult A PULT ver. 3.7 and the cover 1.....2..........kick out

SAK helps him up KULT Killings.    Crimson is down the cover 1.......2........foot is on the ropes.......

SAK shakes his head and backs up from him.   Crimson stands slowly, SAK charges SPINE BUSTER.   Not an Arn Anderson but effective.  He helps SAK to his feet and Kick to the midsection...Thermal......No SAK pushes him off and rolls outside.  Crimson runs to the ropes Springboards Over the second set of ropes and Crossbodies SAK.  Crimson starts pounding on his head repeatedly.   The tide grabs his hair and starts dragging him to here, announce table.  Steven is up slowly as Crimson pushes the time keeper and grabs a Steal Chair.   The ref gets in his way that fat fuck and that gives Steven and opening as he slams a Hard right into the jaw.   He then slams Crimsons Head onto my Announce table.  Steven now grabs the chair only to have that Two Tons of Fun grab it from him and as he turns he is hit in the jaw and has his shirt ripped off then  nailed with a knife edge chop CAN WE GET A WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UP IN THIS BIATCH!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANOTHER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AND ANOTHER!!!!  Damn SAK's chest is red and blood is trickling from the center of the welp.......  SAMBO SUPLEX Onto SAK  and he is down.   Crimson gfets him up and lays him on my table........................He slides into the ring.  He climbs the Turnbuckle......OH HELL NO.................

MY TABLE.......Jesus Crimson just drove an Elbow through the Heart of SAK and both men go through the table.  Crimson seizures and he grabs that elbow and shoulder......he came down hard and I think he made SAK's Life soo much Easier right now.  Crimson slides into the ring as SAK stirs.....He is up and rolls into the ring.....both men are on their back.....SAK uses the ropes as does Crimson favoring that right arm.   SAK looks over and a sick smirk covers his face.......

He approaches Crimson Kick to the Midsection Thermal Detenator.......but he came down on the right shoulder.....and he is screaming in pain......SAK is down.   Crimson rolls looking for him.........he makes the cover
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3.........................NO WAIT SAK's foot is on the ropes.  The fat fuck waves it off.........Crimson can't believe it.   He slides out of the ring and grabs the chair.   He tosses it into the ring.  The stupid bastard moves as it almost hits him.    Crimson slides back in and to the chair.  He is barely able to hold it.....He waits for SAK to get, and here he goes trying.......SAK is up to One knee He looks up, and tackles Crimson down.   The Fat beast takes the chair and tosses it outside the ring.   SAK is pummeling that right SHoulder and with rights and Crimson is Screaming in Pain.   SAK is up.  Crimson again rolls out of the ring holding that arm and shoulder.    SAK comes sliding out and goes right for Crimson.....another right to the Jaw.......Kick to the Midsection ANOTHER THERMAL AND SAK IS DOWN but so is Crimson that shoulder has to be dislocated.  Both men are down the ugly fat man checks on them.  Crimson is up and slides into the ring.   SAK crawls up the Apron and rolls in......quick cover
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kickout........not strong but enough......Crimson tries to help him up and does......SINGLE ARM DDT........CROSSFACE this is it Dis-Enfranchised

Crimson is trying to hoild on.....He is trying SAK puts more pressure on that Shoulder and Crimson is Screaming........IN SHEER PAIN.....

He raises his left Hand........But NO he will not TAP OUT!!!!!!!!

Tears fill his eyes as You can hear the Ligaments tearing......Jesus Man Tap Out!!!!!!!!!!!!  Crimson is still screaming but he wont tap out, there is no Time limit......He is holding on all he can......SAK puts more pressure on that Shoulder.....Crimson will not give up he will not tap out..........Crimson is quiet and his head is down.   SAK wont release it HE CANNOT, He gives one inch and Crimson will be free again that hand comes up but he balls it up and places it in his mouth as he screams more.......SAK IS YELLING TAP OUT TAP OUT.......He is going to rip his fucking arm off just tap out Crimson.......But he will not......HE WILL NOT TAP OUT.   AGain his head is down and SAk tightens it but his strength isnt holding........finally the fat fuck checks.....lifts the arm once....and down............Twice and Down....................Did he pass out?  Did he not hold on? and THREE.....Crimson is out cold and Redemption is Steven's   

He releases the hold and rolls out of the ring Arms in the air.

WInner and Your New WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

STEVEN A. KULT

He takes the title and holds it High into the Air.   He wraps it around his waiste.   Daddy has brought home The World Title.

The Champagne bottle will be flowing this evening.......Ladies and Gentleman join us Thursday where you will see


Tanisha vs Julie Simms vs Jen X vs Monique for the Woman's title
    Elimination Four Way Dance
You will Also see
Triksta in a Jock Strap vs Mike Johnson

and more to be announced.   Hope you enjoyed it.



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Xtreme Alliance  Wrestling Presents......A D-TV Production.........     9-4-04     September to Remember!!

And it Begins Now. The pyro bursts into the air in streamers of red,white, and blue. September to Remember is here, thetime is now.Welcome once again to the XAW arena in St.Louis. As always, I'm your announcer, A-Bob. Tonight,several feuds come to a head. Static and Adam Darkewill face off for the Cruiserweight title. Triksta andAssassin will once again meet, this time for Tyson.Monique will once again step into the ring with herfriend and lover, Claudia. This time, the Divas beltis on the line. Also in action, Mike Johnson, StevenKult, Vlad, Hostile 17, and Alex DeVoir. Let's notwait any more.Hero of the Day by Metallica starts to play,signaling the arrival of the President of the XAW, GQStyles!! The Prez walks out, mic in hand and the crowdgoes absolutely apesh!t. Styles bows politely andwaits for the crowd to silence just a bit. And after afew more ovations, the crowd does exactly that. Stylesraises his mic to his mouth.

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to September toRemember!"Once again, the crowd explodes and Styles lets themcheer to their hearts content. Again, a few minutespass and the crowd dies down."Tonight is the third time that September to Rememberhas been put on. As many of you know, it was also thefirst PPV that was ever aired for the XAW. Tonight, Iwant to honor those men that helped me build thisfederation it is today. These men were the first waveto sign up and fight under the fledgling banner thatwas the XAW. So, over the course of the night, youwill see these men and all I ask is that you give thema nice round of applause because without any of them,this place would never have made it."Styles walks down to the ring and slides in."Tonight is a special night for me. As I said, this isthe first PPV that we ever attempted. To me, this isthe beginning, this is one night that I can be proudof. So, I hope that you all will enjoy the show anddelight in the action that you are about to see. Butfirst, I would like to have the first group of men tocome out here for recognition of their roles inhelping start this wonderful federation. They arecollectively known as the Underground. You know themseparately as Goodfella, Leary Garcia, Steven Kult,Johnny Killa, and Alex DeVoir.

"Underground by Unwritten Law starts to play and herethey come, the measuring stick by which all stablesare compared, The Underground. All five men walk ontothe stage and lift their arms to the sky. The crowddoes something so unusual that I, the A-Bob, amspeechless.They cheer.Just a quick side note, Alex DeVoir was an originalmember but under the moniker of Matthew Kult. Most ofyou know that, but I figured that some of the new fansneeded that info to truly understand what was goingon. A-Bob is here to help.The ovation dies down and the members of theUnderground wave one final time and head to thebackstage area once again. Everyone turns to Syles."There will be two other groups that will come outlater in the show. One group is the men that arestill here and the others are ones that have beendismissed for one reason or another or have retired."Styles paces the ring and then smiles broadly, liftinghis head to the heavens."Are you ready?"The crowd cries out emphatically,"YES!!!"Styles laughs,"Then on with the show. Tonight, you will see,

Assassin v. Triksta (I quit match. Winner gets Tyson)
The 8 woman Divas Elimination over the top match(Winner gets shot at Divas title at Thrashing)
Monique v. (C) Claudia  (TLC, Divas title)
(C) Breath of Hell v. Saidogai and unknown partner(Tag team title)
Corey "The Ogre" Williams v. (C) Alex DeVoir(Nihilistic title)
Mike Johnson v. Razor v. (C) Steven Kult (30 minutes,TV title)
Static v. (C) Adam Darke (Cruiserweight title)
and your main event,Vlad v. (C) Hostile 17 (Heavyweight title)

Enjoy your evening."With that, Styles tosses his mic to YRT and headsbackstage. Let's head that way as well.Cameras face in to all the action that is taking placehere tonight. We see Static signing autographs for abunch of kids. Hey, there's Ultimatum. He's scaring abunch of litle kids. Several of the Divas strut theirstuff, delighting many of the techs and the fans thathave wandered backstage.GQ sits behind his desk, amazed at the turnout for tonight’s event. He shouldn’t be, this is the XAW after all. He peruses the receipts, content with the numbers that stare back at him. A knock is heard on the door.“Come in.”The door opens and strolling through is none other than the Lethal Tide, Crimson. Styles motions for him to sit down.“You wanted to see me?”Styles nods,“Yes. I wanted to let you in my new plans for the XAW. Now I know that you had an arrangement with Stark about dispatching of rookies who don’t show their faces. I’m changing that. Insurance premiums you know.”Crimson frowns.“Now I’m not saying that you can’t rid the XAW of rookies that truly deserve it. What I’m saying is that I want you to take a bigger role in the federation. Seeing as you’re one of the veterans around here, I would like to see you take a bigger role in things around here. I know that you draw fans. I’d be retarded not to see that. So, what I’m saying is, less killing, more wrestling. Agreed?”Crimson smiles that creepy smile of his and nods.“I couldn’t agree more.”Styles stands up and walks to the door, opening it.“Glad to here it.”Crimson stands and exits the office and Styles lets out a deep breath.“That was easier than I thought.”

All right, let’s head to the ring for the opening match for tonight’s big event.The Ripper by Judas Priest starts to play and here comes Assassin, Tyson in tow. The Ass man drags the pooch roughly down to the ring and ties him up to the Spanish Announce table. Yep, I bet Jesus DeCluex is real happy about this. Ah, who cares? Assassin slides into the ring and the boos start to rain down on him. Doesn’t seem like he cares either. Headbustas by Lil’ Scrappy erupts from the PA. Here comes Triksta and he looks like he’s ready for a scrap. He charges the ring and slides in. Assassin steps back and calls for a mic. “Where’s Mongo?”Triksta smiles,“Somewhere safe.”With that, the thug blasts Assassin with a right hand that staggers the bigger Assassin. The ref calls for the bell. StR has officially started!!Triksta v. Assassin (I quit match for Tyson)Triksta continues the assault, driving Assassin back into the corner. Trik ties up with him and starts off with a front face lock. Assassin merely grabs the ropes and the ref calls for the hold to be broken. Trik does and heads to the center of the ring. He extends a hand and dares Assassin to join him. The Ass man nods.BULLET TO THE RIBS!!!Trik hits the mat hard and Assassin mounts him, slamming fists into his face. Trik rolls out from under the assault and scurries away. He rubs his chin and spits out a bloody loogy. Looks like Kidd X is going to have his hands full tonight after the show, what with cleaning up all the blood that we’re sure to see. Anyway. The two combatants meet in the center of the ring and tie up again. Trik slaps on an arm bar but Assassin breaks it quickly. The two circle each other, daring the other to do something. Tyson starts to bark and tries freeing himself from his leash. Trik turns his attention that way for a brief second. That’s one second too long. Assassin takes advantage of it and levels Trik with a clothesline and then springboards off the ropes, dropping a leg across his neck. He jumps to his feet, grabbing Trik by the ears. One shot, two kills!Trik hits the mat unceremoniously. 

Assassin knows that he can’t pin, needing Trik to say I quit. Assassin applies a sharpshooter. Trik screams in pain, desperately looking for the ropes. He’s a few feet away. His eyes once again fall on Tyson. The thug grimaces and starts to crawl towards the ropes, dragging the unbelieving Assassin with him. In one final lunge, he grabs the ropes. The ref tells Assassin to break the hold and after a few extra seconds, does so. Assassin heads for the center of the ring and Trik gets to his feet, heading right for him, limping just a bit. Trik grimaces and charges. Assassin tries to sidestep but Trik is prepared for it. He stops and then nails a dropkick right to the kisser of Assassin, knocking him into the corner. Trik ties him up. DANGEROUS DDT!! Assassin’s head bounces off the mat and Trik takes to the top turnbuckle. He flies into the air, scoring a direct hit with a swanton bomb. Assassin is in a bad way right now. Trik is on fire. The thug points at Tyson and locks on a crossface. Too close to the ropes. Assassin uses his advantage on strength and pulls himself over to the ropes. Hold broken.Assassin stands, breathing heavily. Trik feints with a right. Assassin bites but recovers fast enough, hitting Trik with a swinging neckbreaker. Trik takes it with stoicism and kippups to his feet. Just then, the tron kicks on.GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE??What the hell is going on around here?George is next to Mongo’s cage and is unlocking it. He takes the ape and disappears. Assassin looks on incredulously. Trik takes advantage.CLIMAX!!!The thug locks in a STF and Assassin could be done. He’s too far away from the ropes. Trik really has it locked in!! Assassin doesn’t want to say it, so he taps. The ref shrugs, knowing the match can’t end this way. Trik screams at Assassin.“SAY IT!!”Assassin sputters but still won’t say it. Trik torques the move some more and Assassin screams out again. 

The ref gets down by Assassin’s face, waiting to here the words. Trik screams at him again.“Say it!!”Assassin tries to reach out for the ropes. Not going to happen, too far away! Assassin glances at the ref.“I quit.”The ref calls for the bell and this one is over.Winner of the match and back in possession of Tyson…Triksta!!But the question now is, what happened to Mongo? Where is George taking him? From out of the crowd jumps George. He slides into the ring and kicks Assassin right in the ass.“Told you I would do it.The jungle man slides back out of the ring and disappears into the crowd. Anyone else think this has to be the weirdest place to work? 

No matter, A-Bob does and that’s all that counts. Let’s get backstage.Claudia strolls towards the Dark Arts locker room and exiting at the same time is none other than Monique. The two friends exchange uncomfortable glances and Claudia pushes her way past her. Monique tries to stop her but the Blood Goddess won’t have it. The two start pushing and shoving. Vlad and Adam come busting ass out of the locker room and separate them. Vlad takes Claudia and walks her away. Adam watches.“Save it for the ring love. But be prepared, she may never understand what we’re trying to do. The only way to understanding is through pain.”Tears stream down Monique’s face and the two head back into the locker room.Meanwhile, back in the Commissary, several of Hostile’s zombies have taken up residence in the buffet line. One zombie, dressed amazingly like a Jedi from Attack of the Clones, is questioning one of the cooks.“So, what you’re saying is that you have no brains on the menu.”The cook shrugs,“Yes. How many times do I have to tell you this?”The zombie sighs, a tooth falling out and landing in the mashed potatoes.“Guess we’ll have to eat somewhere else guys.”The zombies let out a collective “Brains” and leave. The cook looks around, digs the tooth out of the potatoes and serves them anyway. And that’s the reason why A-Bob doesn’t eat here. Let’s get back to the action. 
All the Divas are already in the ring and ready for this match. Remember that the winner of this match gets a shot at the winner of the Monique/Claudia match at Thrashing this coming Thursday. The ref calls for the bell.Divas Elimination over the rope matchNiimura starts off by charging towards Lana. The Naughty Nurse ducks and over the ropes goes Niimura.Niimura Akendo eliminated by Lana!10 seconds into the match and we’re down to 7. 

Tanisha and Purgatori  exchange punches as Grace and Punkie slam into Jen X. Mary joins in the fray, Jen now facing a 3 on 1 beat down. Looks like the women of the Underground have all learned well. Jen scurries out and lurches forward with a clothesline that connects with Gracie, sending her over the ropes!Grace Joplin eliminated by Jen X!Mary and Punkie hurry over and try to dump Jen over the ropes. Lana, ever the opportunist decides to eliminate three people with one move. She charges, slamming into the trio of Divas, sending them all over the ropes. Jen holds on to the rope and pulls herself back into the ring. She and Lana tie up.Punk Rock Girl and Mary eliminated by Lana!The Naughty Nurse has shown that she’s ready for this one, eliminating three divas already. Meanwhile, Tori has Tanisha in a sleeper. The Ghetto Princess fights back, slamming her head into Tori’s face. The hold is broken.PIMP SLAP!!Tori reels backwards and Tan slams into her with a high elbow. Tori drops to the mat and Tanisha hops to the top turnbuckle. Swanton bomb. Tori gets her knees up and Tan goes rolling off in pain. On the other side of the ring, Lana is chopping down Jen X like a tree! Jen side steps and slams Lana into the corner. She starts slamming rights into Lana’s mug, stunning her. Jen lifts her up and tosses her over the ropes. She then turns her attention over to Tori and Tanisha. Bad move. Lana clutches at the top rope and pulls herself back into the ring. She bides her time, watching the other three divas battle it out. Tori has Tanisha in a chokehold near the ropes. Jen sees this and charges, hitting a clothesline that sends Tori flying over the ropes.Purgatori eliminated by Jen X!

However, Jen’s momentum takes her over the ropes as well. She reaches for the ropes, but her fingers slide off, the Gothic Princess falling to the floor.Jen X eliminated by herself!That leaves just Tanisha and Lana in the ring. The two divas stare at each other and meet in the center of the ring. Tanisha tries to initiate a tie up but Lana fires off a couple of knife-edge chops that stagger Tan. Lana continues the assault, dropkicking the ghetto princess into the corner. Tanisha props herself up and Lana flies in, hitting a clothesline that takes Tanisha halfway over the ropes. However, she grabs a handful of Lana’s hair and catches herself. Lana screams and pulls Tan back into the ring. Tanisha takes advantage and kicks her in the gut.MINI CLIMAX!Lana falls to the mat. Tanisha picks her up and drapes her over her shoulder and walks over to the ropes, attempting to toss her over. Lana wraps her legs around Tan’s neck! Tanisha spits and sputters. She stumbles back, allowing Lana to clear the ropes.HURRICANLANA!!The naughty nurse drops Tanisha to the mat and then hits a standing moonsault that that hits home. She pulls Tanisha back to her feet. The Naughty Nurse pulls Tanisha towards the ropes.CAMEL TOE!!! OVER THE ROPES!!The ref calls for the bell.Winner of the match and going to Thrashing as the #1 contender to the Divas title…Lana!

Lana and Tanisha depart the area as Hero of the Day starts to play again. GQ walks out, mic in hand.“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here once again to introduce to you more of the men that made this place as great as it is. This next group is men that are still here, still wrestling, and still successful in the XAW. One by Metallica plays and exiting the curtain is Adam Darke, formerly Sugar Stevens. No More Mr. Nice guy follows and out comes Marco Manners. Clown by Korn replaces Pat Boone. Billy the God Clown in here! Static replaces Korn and steeping, rather stumbling from the back is Russian, Webby in tow! Imperial March by Metallica starts to play and the crowd erupts. Crimson makes his appearance! The arena then goes black and the Rolling Stones start to pay. Paint it Black. The Mail is here! The crowd erupts even louder than before as the Postal Sensation comes out and throws his hand into the air. All  the men clasp hands and raise them into the air, much to the delight of the crowd. Well, all except for the Russian, who’s passed out and laying on the stage, Webby resting comfortably on his chest. The active members turn to head backstage and Crimson hefts up the Russian, dragging him to the back. Marco picks up Webby and follows suit.Ok, we all know the buildup that’s been going on for weeks for this next match. Two friends, two lovers, two of the greatest females to grace the halls of the XAW meet tonight in what promises to be a spectacular match.Princes of the Universe by Queen starts to play and strolling down the ramp is Monique. The catcalls and whistles start up almost immediately. Monique doesn’t even seem to notice. She’s on a mission tonight. The most decorated Diva in the history of the XAW enters the ring and turns towards the ramp. Prayer by Disturbed starts to play and here comes the champ, Claudia! She walks to the ring slowly, her eyes never leaving Monique’s. The two friends stare at one another as Claudia enters the ring. YRT tosses in some chairs and a table as the Divas belt is hanging above the ring. In comes the ladder and the ref calls for the bell.

Monique v. Claudia (TLC, Divas title)
The Blood Goddess picks up a chair and walks over to Monique. She rears back to swing but inexplicably stops. Monique smiles and then dropkicks the chair back into Claudia’s face, splitting her open. The Dark Queen licks her lips with a smile. Monique shakes her head and then levels her with a clothesline. Claudia falls to the mat and Monique opens up the table. She hasn’t noticed that Claudia has gotten up. The Blood Goddess hits Monique with a scoop slam onto the table, but it doesn’t break. Monique arches her back. Claudia springboards off the ropes and hits a blood moonsault, sending both of them crashing through the table in a shower of splinters. Claudia struggles to her feet and pulls Monique up. She b!tchslaps her hard and then grabs her by the hair. She shakes Monique’s head back and forth, like a rag doll. Monique forces her to stop and then initiates a tie up. She clears the cobwebs and moves quickly.TORMENT!Claudia slams into the mat and Monique grabs a chair. She hops to the top turnbuckle and leaps into the air.CHAIR AIDED PHOENIX SPLASH!!She slams into Claudia’s ribs, a look of sorrow on her face. She pins.1..2..kickout!Monique doesn’t waste any time, knowing that Claudia is champion for a reason. She’s not done until she’s done. Monique grabs a handful of her hair and pulls her up. Claudia wobbles in place as Monique reaches back and grabs the remains of the table leg. She swings and connects with Claudia’s gut, then hits her in the face, knocking her to the mat. This could be over soon. Claudia has not been able to mount any kind of offensive. Monique opens the ladder and starts to climb towards the title hanging above the ring. Claudia starts to stir and gets to her feet, slowly. Monique is halfway up the ladder, her eyes fixed on the prize above. Claudia hurls herself at the ladder, toppling it. Monique screams and pitches forward. She hurtles towards the floor and crashes into the security railing. The Diva of Decadence lays broken on the concrete as Claudia picks herself off the mat. She climbs to the top turnbuckle and leaps into the air.TOP ROPE BLOOD MOONSAULT!!She crashes into Monique hard and slams her head into the railing. Monique moans softly but doesn’t move. Claudia tries to stagger up, but face plants into the concrete. The ref looks at them and starts to count. Claudia pushes herself up and rolls into the ring. She lays on the mat and tries to catch her breath. Monique is up and stumbling to the ring. She slides in and lays next to her friend. The ref stares at them, not believing that these two women could create so much carnage. He starts to count again. Monique groans and grabs the ropes, pulling herself up. Claudia pushes herself to all fours. The challenger stumbles to the ladder and stands it up straight. She starts to climb. Claudia starts up the other side. The two women start to trade stiff right hands. Claudia stumbles down a rung, Monique slides off but catches herself. Monique whips around to the side the Claudia is on.FINAL CUT!!How she pulled that off is beyond me! Claudia crashes into the mat courtesy of that piledriver and Monique lands on top of her. Neither one of them moves. Monique stirs first, crawling towards the ladder. Claudia starts crawling as well. Up opposite sides they go again, this time too worn out to even think about exchanging punches. Now it’s just a race to the top. Monique has the lead but slips on a rung. Claudia passes her slowly and reaches up for the title. She grasps it as Monique falls from the ladder, kicking it over as she falls. Claudia hangs above the ring, hands firmly attached to the Divas belt. Knowing what she has to do, Claudia pulls it from the hook with her remaining strength and hurtles back towards the ring. She hits the mat, right in the remains of the table, a shard of wood impaling her through the arm. The ref calls for the bell and for the EMT’s.

Winner of the match and still Divas champion…Claudia!

The medics rush the ring with stretchers. They put both women on one and wheel them out in a hurry. Regardless of the outcome, what a match.Backstage the two divas are being loaded into ambulances. Adam and Vlad watch, whispering to each of their loved ones. The two of them turn to head back into the arena when from nowhere, Static flies into the area, slamming Vlad down with a chairshot. He swings at Adam and connects, sending him to the ground next to his friend. Static grins deviously and bends down nest to Darke.“My ambition knows no bounds. See you soon, champ.”With that, the Stormwalker heads back into the arena and disappears. Meanwhile, GQ sits in his office, watching the carnage unfold in front of him on his CCTV. He shakes his head, thinking back to the first StR and remembering that nothing ever happened in the early days that were even remotely close to this extreme. A smile crosses his face.“I love this place.”Let’s get back to the ring and see what action we can conjure up. Blitzkrieg by Blitzkrieg starts to play and here comes Saidogai, without a partner however. He makes his way to the ring, ready to do battle with the two monsters that make up the tag team champs. Speaking of the champs, Du Hast by Rammstein starts to play and here they come, Deacon and Ultimatum, collectively known as Breath of Hell. They amble to the ring, these monsters of destruction. Saidogai stares them down, no fear whatsoever in his eyes. The champs hit the ring and circle the lone challenger. Hero of the Day starts to play again and out walks GQ Styles.“I know that your partner couldn’t make it tonight so I did the best I could to drum one up for you.”Styles turns and heads to the back as Eye of the Tiger starts to play. Being drug out by security is none other than the Russian. He burps as he is tossed into the ring. Sai just shakes his head and nudges the drunk out of the ring. The ref shrugs and calls for the bell. Saidogai and Russian v. Breath of Hell (Tag champions)Ultimatum starts this one off and takes a clothesline from hell that drops him to the mat. Ulty hurries to his feet and gets blasted with a right hand. U staggers back and Sai spears him down. The big man is on fire. 

He pulls Ultimatum up and whips him into the ropes. Ulty grabs the ropes and stops himself. Sai walks over to him and pulls him off the ropes and tosses him into the corner and screams for Deacon to tag in. Ulty goes ahead and does so. Deacon slingshots himself into the ring, catching Sai off balance. He hits a high cross body maneuver and takes Sai to the mat. He mounts the challenger and slams basketball size fists into his face. Sai rolls away, Deacon sliding to the mat. The two behemoths get to their feet and square off. Deacon snaps off a right jab that stuns the challenger. Meanwhile, Russian has regained some sense of normalcy, for him anyway, and tries to pull Ulty from the mat. The behemoth of brutality kicks the drunk back to the floor.Deacon grabs Sai and in an amazing show of strength, lifts the giant up and drapes him over his shoulders.POWERSLAM!!Sai lays in the middle of the ring, gasping for air. Deacon tags in Ulty and they hit a 3D like maneuver, decimating the challenger. Ultimatum motions for Deacon to prepare. He pulls Sai to his feet and wraps his hand around his neck.DEATH SPIKE!!Deacon charges, spearing the falling Sai to the mat.DEATH SENTENCE!!!Ultimatum pins,1..2..3!

Winners of the match and still tag team champions…Breath of Hell!

Backstage we go yet again and we see Outlaw Torn riding around on his trusty steed. He stops in front of the Undergrounds locker room and dismounts. HE knocks on the door and Steven Kult answers it. Torn smiles, reaches into his saddle bag, and them slams a billy club into SAK’s face, knocking him cold.“Ah owed ya for hitting my horse.”Outlaw gets back on his horse and rides off into the sunset. But not before his steed leaves the Underground a present outside their locker room. That is so disgusting. Alex DeVoir walks out, nearly stepping on the gift. He drags SAK back into the locker room and heads back out, ready to do a little Ogre hunting. Kidd X walks into the area and sees the mess. “Stiels dunt pa mee enuff 4 thees sh!t.”But the janitor scoops it up anyway, even going so far as to taking a big whiff of it. Ok, now that was really disgusting. Let’s get to the ring before the A-Bob vomits.

Sabotage by the Beastie Boys starts to play and the crowd erupts! Ogre and the Ogre hat are in the house! He flexes for the crowd and sprints to the ring, sliding in. He gets into the ring and throws his arm in the air. The crowd eats it up. Just then, 46&2 by Tool starts up. Here he comes, the Havok Angel, Alex DeVoir. Flanked by Mary, he makes his way to the ring. He hands his belt over to Alyson and slides into the ring. The crowd applauds for him as per standard operating procedure around here. He nods to the crowd and turns to face the monster that is here for his title. They meet in the center of the ring and the ref calls for the bell.Corey “The Ogre” Williams v. Alex DeVoir (Nihilistic title)Devoir stares up at Ogre, no fear in his eyes. Ogre may be bigger, but Alex is as extreme as they come. This should be interesting. Ogre puts his hands up and motions for Alex to do the same. Alex looks at him, knowing that Ogre is clearly the strongest of the two but obliges anyway. Corey takes his hands and forces the Havok Angel to the mat. Alex sweeps Ogre’s legs out from under him and elbows him in the throat. Williams gasps for air and Alex springboards off the ropes.MORNING STAR!He sticks the move and Ogre rolls in pain. Alex wants to keep the big guy on the mat so he locks in a sharpshooter! Ogre screams in pain but with the strength in his legs, rolls and sends Alex flying into the ropes. The Havok Angel bounces off and hits a running splash that hits Ogre before he can get to his feet. Alex gets to his feet quickly and pulls Ogre up by his hair. DeVoir lashes out with a ganmengiri. Ogre blocks the kick and spins Alex around. He latches onto him, hitting a release german that sends the Havok Angel crashing into the turnbuckles. Ogre sits Alex on the top of the turnbuckles and climbs up with him.TOP ROPE SPINEBUSTER!!Alex is crushed beneath Ogre. The giant hops to his feet and flexes for the crowd. Alex pushes himself up and low blows Ogre, dropping him to his knees. The ref admonishes Alex for the cheap shot but the Angel doesn’t even acknowledge him. He dropkicks Ogre in the back of the head, dropping him the rest of the way to the mat. In a flash, the Havok Angel is on the top turnbuckle and flying through the air.FALLING ANGEL V. 2.0!!Alex pins,1..2..kickout by Ogre!Alex slams a fist into the mat and Ogre stumbles up. He ties up with Alex. T-Bone suplex takes Alex back to the mat. Ogre runs the ropes and does a little jig when reaching Alex.THE OGRE ELBOW!!Or something of that nature. A-Bob is experimenting with names. Anyway. Alex rolls around in the ring, victim of an elbow from a 300+ pound monster. Ogre gets to his feet, totally energized. He pulls DeVoir to his feet. Belly to belly and again, DeVoir is crushed beneath him again. Mary slams her palms into the mat, trying to encourage Alex to get back his feet. Ogre moves quickly and chokeslams Alex to the mat. Again, the Havok Angel appears to be in trouble. Ogre pins.1..2..3..no kickout by Alex at the right minute!DeVoir gets to his feet and ties up Ogre, trying to regain his senses. Ogre whips him into the ropes and hits him with a big boot. Alex spins to the mat. Corey pulls him back up and gets a headbutt between the eyes for his trouble. Alex falls back, but catches himself on the ropes and props himself up. Ogre shakes his head, trying to clear the cobwebs. Alex wastes no time and slams into the giant with a clothesline that staggers him. Alex takes him down with a hurricanranna. DeVoir then hits a standing senton and now the tide has turned just a bit. Ogre clutches at his midsection and gets to his feet. Alex simply can’t believe it. Ogre screams and beats his chest. The giant heads for Alex and grabs him by the sides of his face, hurling him towards the corner. Alex might have made the corner but the ref broke his fall. Ogre screams in frustration, seeing that the ref is lying unconscious on the mat. HERE COMES CRIMSON!!!He slides into the ring, Sub atomic cheesgrater in hand. He slams it into DeVoir’s face, knocking him into next week. Ogre looks at him confused. Crimson slides back out of the ring and gets nailed with a scissors kick by Mary. The former hardcore champ shrugs it off and disappears as quickly as he appeared. Mary turns back to the ring and sees that Ogre has pinned Alex. The ref crawls over for the count.1..2..3!

Winner of the match and NEW Nihilistic Champion…Corey “The Ogre” Williams!

Backstage we go and Alex has made his way back to the locker room. SAK is seething that his friend lost his title that way. Alex motions for him to calm down.“Don’t worry about it. Go out there and win your match. Crimson will pay for his sins. Trust me on this one.”Meanwhile, Hostile 17 has made his first appearance. HE walks down the corridors of DEATH, seemingly unconcerned. And why would he be? He is death. He turns a corner and there stands his challenger for tonight, Vlad. The Blood God is toting his sword and points it at Hostile. “I know what you’re doing and I don’t like it?”Hostile bats his eyes mockingly,“Why whatever do you mean?”Vlad puts the sword to Hostile’s neck but several zombies start to appear, circling Vlad. He smiles.“This is over Hostile. Regardless of tonight’s outcome, you and I are far from done.”Hostile laughs,“Oh, I surely hope so. Now be gone peasant.”Vlad smirks and walks away.

Back to the ring we go as Down with the Sickness by Disturbed starts to play. The fans erupt as Mike Johnson makes his way to the ring. He waves to his dangerous fans. Before he can get to the ring, Razor comes busting ass from the back and nails Johnson with an Incision! He grabs Mike by the head and slams it into the steel ramp. HERE COMES SAK!!He nails Razor with the Real Deal of Steel and sends him tumbling off the ramp. SAK pulls Johnson from the ramp and drags him to the ring, tossing him in. He leaves the RDOS on the ramp and the ref calls for the bell.

Mike Johnson v. Razor v. Steven Kult (30 minute limit, TV Title)

Kult ties up Johnson and hits a Kult Classic. Johnson’s head bounces off the mat and SAK looks pleased. Razor is finally making his way to the ring and slides in. SAK meets him with a clothesline, sending him pin wheeling over the ropes and to the floor. He looks up at the clock.
28:34
Match just started SAK, why bother looking up at it yet. Anyway, Johnson has gotten to his feet and ties up SAK. TEST DRIVE! SAK drops to the mat and Johnson locks in a figure 4. SAK screams in pain. What Johnson doesn’t see is Razor charging him like a runaway train. He nails Johnson with another INCISION!! Johnson drops to the mat, the hold broken. SAK crawls to the ropes and pulls himself up. Razor hits him with a Deep Slash, sending him over the ropes and to the floor. Razor turns to Johnson and picks him p. Chokeslam and Johnson is down again. Razor pulls him up and hits a death cutter. Again, Johnson is on the mat and in trouble. SAK crawls back into the ring and whirls Razor around. Kick to the gut and a bicycle kick takes Razor to the mat. SAK pulls him to his feet and slides in behind him.KULT FOLLOWING!!Razor slams into the mat and SAK turns his attention over to Mike. Johnson has struggled to his feet and drops the champ with a superkick. SAK slumps to the mat. Johnson looks up at the clock.
21:42
The Man rips SAK to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Back body drop and pin.1..2..kickout!Razor gets back into the fray, bulldogging Johnson to the mat. The masked man runs the ropes and splashes down on Johnson. HE drops for the pin but is pulled up by a weary SAK. SAK FU!! SAK FU!!Kult drops for the pin.1..2..Broken up by Mike Johnson!He’s not ready for this one to be over yet. He slams into SAK with thunderous rights, staggering the champ. Johnson whips him into the ropes and senses Razor behind him. Razor lashes out with a deep slash. Johnson ducks it but SAK isn’t so fortunate. He gets nailed and flips over in the air, landing on his stomach. Johnson moves quickly.MIST!!! MIST!!!Razor takes a face full of the nastiness and falls to the mat, trying to clear his eyes. Johnson turns back to SAK and pulls him up. HEAD ON COLLISION!Johnson drops for the pin,1..2..kickout!Johnson gets up and is immediately dropped by the no longer visually impaired Razor with an Incision. SAK rolls out of the way and staggers to his feet.
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Razor takes advantage of the champ’s condition.SHARPENING!!SAK drops to the mat and Razor pins.1..2..KICKOUT!!!What does it take to keep this guy down? Razor shakes his head and hits another Sharpening! Again, SAK slumps to the mat.CRIMSON IS IN THE RING TOTING THE REAL DEAL OF STEEL!!Razor gets plastered, SAK gets a face full of steel, Johnson gets a shot.The ref calls for the bell.

Winner of the match…No match!

Hero of the Day starts to play again as Crimson disappears into the crowd.Ladies and gentlemen, this match will not end this way. So, with that in mind, there will be a rematch at Thrashing between Mike Johnson, Razor and Steven Kult. There will be no time limit and if anyone interferes in the match, they get fired. You hear me Crimson?”

Backstage we go again as Monique is seen wandering back towards the Dark Arts locker room. She looks really bad but apparently, she was able to get out of the hospital. Adam Darke exits, getting ready to start his match against Static. He looks at Monique, a general look of concern on his face.“What are you doing here?”Monique smiles weakly, “I came to be by your side during the match.”Adam nods and takes her hand, leading her out towards the curtain.

Black and White by Static X starts to play and from within the crowd comes the Stormwalker, Static. He hops the railing and slides into the ring. One by Metallica starts to play and here comes the first couple of the XAW, Adam Darke and Monique! The champ’s eyes are glued to Static with a look that could burn through lead. Static doesn’t even seem fazed. He goads Darke on and the champ hands his title over to Monique, sliding into the ring. Static doesn’t want to wait for the bell stomping onto Adam’s chest. The ref calls for the bell.

Static v. Adam Darke (Cruiserweight title)

Darke throws his hands up, trying to ward off the stomps and does so. Static pulls him up. DDT and Darke is down again. Static springboards off the ropes. PLANCHA!Darke gets his knees up. Static rolls on the mat, clutching at his ribs. Adam gets to his feet. DELIVERANCE!! Static has had the tables turned on him quickly. Darke pulls him to his feet and whips him into the ropes. On return, Adam executes a drop toehold and then sends a martial arts chop to the back of Static’s neck. Darke kippups and hits the ropes.SPRINGBOARD REALITY!!Now Static is in a real bad way. Darke pulls him up by his hair. Static rakes Adam’s eyes and backs off for a second to gather his wits. Seeing that Darke is starting to get some sight back, the Stormwalker nails him with a scimitar kick! Darke hits the mat and Static goes up top.ALTITUDE!!Now Static’s got some momentum. He hits a back flip leg drop and holds for the pin.1..2..kickout!Darke pushes Static out of his way and then delivers what was once called the Sugar Kick. I guess now it would be…Lights out? Again, just throwing some things out there for you guys to chew on. Anyway, Static’s head snaps back and his eyes roll into the back of his head. Darke pulls him up instead of going for the pin. He pulls Static to the top turnbuckle and joins him.CONDEMNATION!!Pin,1..2..kickout!Darke can’t believe that Static managed to kick out of that move. But being the seasoned professional that he is, Darke wastes no time. ACCEPTANCE!!Static screams in pain and reaches out for the ropes. He’s close and he’s got them. Monique slides Static’s hands off the ropes and Adam pulls him back into the center of the ring. WAIT, WHAT? THE REF IS CALLING FOR THE HOLD TO BE BROKEN. HE ACTUALLY SAW MONIQUE REMOVE HIS HAND FROM THE ROPES!! HOLY SH!T, WE HAVE A SEMI COMPETANT REF IN THE FOLD!!Darke screams at the ref, pleading with him that the Stormwalker never got the ropes. The ref shakes his head and Darke lets up. Static rolls over to the ropes and pulls himself up as Adam continues to argue with the ref. TURN AROUND!!STORM CALL!!Darke hits the mat and Static pins,1..2..kickout!Static gets back to his feet slowly and Darke does likewise. Darke lashes out with a clothesline that Static ducks. He comes around and slams Darke to the mat with a swinging neckbreaker. Static hops to the top turnbuckle and waits for Darke to move. Adam stumbles to his feet and Static goes airborne.Hurricanranna!REVERSED!!POWER BOMB BY DARKE!!Adam falls to his knees, catching his breath. Static’s eyes roll around in his head, as I think that Darke really put some mustard on that power bomb. The champ crawls over and drapes an arm over Static.1..2..kickout!Static pushes his way to his feet and pulls Darke up as well.SHOCK GRAVE!!Darke slumps to the mat. Now Monique is on the ring apron and screaming at Static. HE turns, a wicked grin on his face. Monique continues to scream. Darke stumbles to his feet and Monique tosses the cruiserweight belt into the ring. Darke grabs it and slams it home between Static’s eyes right as he turns to face him. The ref calls for the bell furiously.

Winner of the match…Static! Still Cruiserweight champion…Adam Darke!

Static rolls out of the ring and exits through the crowd yet again. Darke heads back up the ramp with his wife. I don’t think we’ve seen the end of these two.Hero of the Day starts up again and with mic in hand President GQ Styles once again comes out to address the crowd.“Ladies and gentlemen, I have one more group of men that I would like to recognize as the ones who helped to get this place rolling. All of these men are no longer employed here, but will forever be remembered.”Styles steps to the side as Down with the Sickness starts to play again. The Enforcer makes his way out and the crowd goes nuts. Bulls on Parade by Rage starts to play and here comes The General. That fades as Tear Away by Drowning Pool starts. Once again, the fans explode as Chris Rayvon comes out on stage, tastefully dressed as a Catholic schoolgirl. Geez, I don’t miss him. If you thought that ovation was nice, listen to the crowd now as Iron Man by Black Sabbath starts to play. He’s here, the big red and yellow justice machine, Iron Man! He comes out and bows to the crowd, further inciting a riot. Only the Strong Survive by Flaw starts up and here comes the last man on the list. You know him as Goodfella Lite, but he prefers Scarface! The mobster walks onto the stage and raises his hand. All of the other men follow suit as the crowd applauds. They take their time in the spotlight and disappear behind the curtain, knowing that indeed, the fans still love them all. GQ walks back to center stage.“Are you ready for your MAIN EVENT!!!”The crowd goes absolutely insane.“Then you shall have it.”

Vampires by Godsmack starts to play and from the rafters he drops. The Dark Dhampir, the Blood God, aka Vlad. He unharnesses himself and starts to run the ropes as Big Balls by AC/DC starts to play. The crowd boos loudly as the Heavyweight champion of the XAW makes his way to the ring. He is Hostile 17! Prince Death himself strolls to the ring, none of his zombies with him. Tonight, his plan is to decimate an XAW legend and Hall of Famer. Hostile steps into the ring and stares down the Blood God. Vlad walks over to him, staring directly into his eyes. The ref calls for the bell.

Vlad v. Hostile 17 (Heavyweight title)

Hostile starts talking trash, trying to get Vlad frustrated early. But the Blood God only smiles at him, raising his hand up and giving the international sign for you talk too much. Hostile snickers and steps back, playing some sweet chin music for the Dhampir. Vlad’s head snaps back but he doesn’t fall. Hostile shrugs and clotheslines the Blood God and now he goes down. Vlad however, kippups and motions for Hostile to come and get some. Hostile charges and then stops right in front of the challenger. He points at his head, saying that he isn’t stupid enough to come into him like that. Vlad smiles and breaks out a move from his arsenal that we haven’t seen in a long time.MANDIBLE CLAW!!Hostile pin wheels and tries to clear his gullet of Vlad’s hand. The Dhampir pulls Hostile in closer and then hits him in the gut with a high knee. Hostile doubles over and Vlad bicycle kicks him to the mat. The Dark Man springboards off the ropes hitting a blood moonsault. He holds for the pin,1..2..Kickout!Nah, that wasn’t going to finish the Hostile one. Vlad pulls him back to his feet and DDT’s him to the mat. He turns to run the ropes. He does and Hostile has started to rise. He falls flat as Vlad jumps over him. He bounces off the ropes and Hostile meets him, nailing a spinning belly to belly. Hostile doesn’t wait. He pulls Vlad up and whips him into the ropes. He sends the Blood God to the mat with a dropkick. Hostile pulls him up again.TOUCH OF DEATH!!Vlad goes limp, trying to slide out of the crossface chicken wing. The ref watches as Vlad is close to the ropes. But can he reach out and grab them? Nope, but what he can do is back kick the champ in his nether regions. Hostile’s eyes bug out of his head and Vlad falls to his knees, catching his breath. Hostile clutches at his, you know. The Blood God gets back to his feet and sweeps Hostile’s legs out from underneath him. Vlad hops to the turnbuckle and in one fluid motion takes to the air. FLY BY NIGHT!!He sticks the move and holds for the pin.1..2..kickout!Again, Hostile has enough in the tank to keep this match going. Vlad shakes his head but remains focused. He pulls Hostile up.Hostile Territory!!It’s the dhampir’s turn to get plastered. Hostile drops for the pin.1..2..3..no, Vlad kicks out. Hostile is furious, screaming at the ref that the match should be over. Hostile shakes his head and pulls Vlad to his feet. Short arm clothesline and once again, Vlad falls limp to the mat. Hostile pins again.1..2..kickout!Hostile grabs his head in frustration, knowing that this match should be over. He gets to his feet and rips Vlad up as well. He slaps the challenger across the face and then spits on him. Hostile motions for the Axis of Evil!Reverse!IMPALER!! IMPALER!!Hostile is down. Vlad falls next to him but is completely exhausted. He can’t even roll over to pin him. Hostile starts to stir, getting to all fours. He rolls Vlad over and pins.1..2..Kickout!Hostile just rolls off of him, not believing this Dhampir has held up this long. He gets to his feet and pulls Vlad to his feet. HE whips him into the ropes.AXIS OF EVIL!!Hostile pins.1..2..KICKOUT!!NO F*CKING WAY!! Hostile has had it. He stands there, staring at Vlad, his eyes wide open. He picks him back up.HOSTILE TERRITORY!!Pin.1..2..3!

Winner of the match and STILL heavyweight champion…Hostile 17!

What a match and what a show. We saw some great matches and got to relive some of the past. Join is again on Thursday when we come to you live from the MCI Center in Washington DC. You will see in action…Alexander DeVoir v. CrimsonLana v. Claudia (Divas title)Mike Johnson v. Razor v. Steven Kult (TV title, no time limit)And many others.See you then!


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Total Obsession    
And it Begins NOW!!!!!!!


We start off in the office of G.Q. Styles who is looking over some of his paperwork.   So this leaves a promoted Main Event that should be exciting and a title that will not be defended.   A smile comes over his face. 

"I have to do something.  For the fans.  So I will do it.  2 titles one match.  Television title and World title.  Steven Kult will join Crimson, Vlad, Drama, and Hostile 17 at Total Obsession"


Obsession: a persistent disturbing preoccupation with an often unreasonable idea or feeling. 


The World Cruiserweight Championship is leaving that black bag this Saturday, and its going where it belongs and has always belonged...ON MY GODD@MN SHOULDER!!! Consider this a lesson.......

Suffering is a gift I have decided to bestow upon you. Ignorance clouds both of your minds, and I no longer care for your existance. 

I can't let you destroy the utopia I'm creating. I can't let you stop this or me. I can't let you hurt them like I hurt others so long ago. If my soul must be condemned to save everyone, that is the price I'm willing to pay. If your destruction is the price I have to pay, I pay it gladly... 

Forgive me, everyone, for I am about to sin again, and I think I may enjoy it. 


HOLY SHIT it's Chris Rayvon!!!!!!!!  Rayvon is Here!!!!

You know there is an opening in Dark Arts.  Why don't you talk to Adam and Vlad.....

Total Obsession.

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We catch up with G.Q. Styles sitting in his office with the one and the only Christopher Rayvon,  who is sitting in a nice black evening gown and hair back in a pony tail.  He winks at G.Q. and gives him a smile.   

"What you think about tonights event Mr. Styles?"

G.Q. looks at him.   He shakes his head.

"What exactly are you doing here?"

Poor Rayvon looks hurt.  He gasp and places a hand over his mouth. 

"My My Mr. Styles, How brutish must one be?  I am here to watch the immaculate show.   To watch the beauty that is Total Obsession.  I even dressed for the occasion."

Rayvon smiles and stands brushing his dress into place.  He turns with a hmph and walks out of the office.   Hostile comes busting in past Chris and pushes him down in the process.  Chris looks up at Hostile and smirks, he stands brushes himself off and makes his way down the corridor.

"What is this bullshit you are telling me about SAK being in the World title match.  That is Bullshit G.Q.  I beat him and it should be over with."

G.Q. Looks up at him and shakes his head.

"It's already decided.  I went to Vlad's lockerroom and Monique told me he agreed.  Crimson was fine with it, but he has always been a little loose.  I was unable to contact you, nor Drama, so Vlad's and Crimson's words were enough.  Now you need to go get ready."

YOU HEAR RIGHT LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,

WE HAVE A MAIN EVENT TONIGHT THAT WILL BE RIVALED BY NONE.  YOU WONT SEE NO DAMN LAST RIDE MATCH HERE.  NO!!!!

No Ladies and gentleman you only get the best.   I am William Jones and I am your commentator for you tonight.  We have a hell of a card for you tonight.   You will see all the titles defended and 2 in our main event which has now been declared a two falls match.  We have for you tonight a stunning lineup and I am about to cum my pants just thinking about it all.

Pyro starts to fill the sky with Red White and Blue as Heart's Crazy On You is blasting over the P.A. System.  

and we are going to kick it off right now!

CLAUDIA VS TANISHA

HeadBusta by Lil Jon Starts up and this is how we are going to kick it off her tonight.  Out walks the sexy long legged caramel woman we all know and Love.  She is out here standing at the runway alone ready to take on the newest of the blonde bombshells.   She makes her way down the aisle and she slides gracefully into the ring.

Prayer by Disturbed starts and out walks Clauda with her arms in the air.  She smiles and looks down the aisle.  She points at Tanisha, for what it is worth Tanisha holds her ground.   Claudia walks further down the aisle, trying to intimidate Tanisha, but I am not sure if it is possible.   She walks up t the ring and looks in,  She makes her way to the steel steps and up.  The two woman stair each other down.  

Tanisha comes running in only to have Claudia step to the side and smile.  Claudia comes down with a chop block onto those long legs sending Tanisha down to her hands and knees.  Claudia is up and slams a boot into his ribs and Tanisha falls over onto her back.  Sadistically Claudia comes down hard with  knee centered right for the rib cage.   Tanisha starts to scream out.  Claudia stands and comes off the near ropes and lands a nice rolling senton.    Tanisha finds herself in a bad way.  Claudia rolls out of the ring and walks over to Tanisha and pulls her poartially out, just her head and shoulders, she leaves her hanging.  Claudia hops up onto the apron and comes down with a vicious leg drop across Tanisha's throat that almost Decapitates her.    

However, the move forced Claudia to land on the concrete hard, and she is slightly shaken up by the fall.  She gets to her feet, and sees Tanisha just kinda laying lifeless, she comes across with a hard elbow down into her throat, and right Now Claudia is just dominating.  She slides into the ring.  She grabs Tanisha by the hair and pulls her up, she whips her into the far ropes and catches her on the rebound, takes her up with a flapjack and drops her throat first on the top rope.  Tanisha comes off landing on her back and coughing badly, I am hoping she isnt destroyed here.    Claudia comes off the near ropes and lands a beautiful Springboard BloodSault and holds for the cover.
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3 NO Tanisha still has some fight in her I am not sure how or why, but she is not done yet.  Claudia pulls her up with a smile, I think Claudia wants to hurt her some more.  How insane has Adam Darke made these women?  Why can't I get me any?   Claudia goes to whip her but it is reversed by Tanisha and Claudia comes into the near turnbuckle hard and bounces out only to take Tanisha down with a Spear.  Wow, Someone please throw the towel in Jesus Christ.  

Claudia mounts and starts to send right hands into her face.  Claudia rises and pulls Tanisha up,  She tosses her out of the ring and down to the concrete and again Tanisha hits the ground hard.  Claudia smiles and slides out of the ring,   She reaches under the ring skirt.  You don't need these Claudia please.   She pulls out a table and is setting it up.   She helps Tanisha to her feet and tosses her onto the table.  My Lord what is she doing.   She again goes to the skirt and pulls out a chair.  Oh MY GOD, she just slammed it across the face and chest of the lifeless Tanisha.  She slides into the ring with the chair and sets it up.   She comes off the far ropes off the chair and into a springboard Shooting Star Press DARK ANGEL DARK ANGEL and she takes Tanisha through the table.   

XAW XAW XAW XAW XAW XAW XAW XAW XAW

What a move from this woman, she pulls herself and Tanisha up, she slides her into the ring and slides in.  She makes the cover.
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And this one is thankfully over as Claudia is showing more dominance than she has in a long time.  

WINNER OF THE MATCH: CLAUDIA

Backstage:  Vlad and Adam Darke are standing looking at Monique.   She is getting ready for her match with Lana when she looks up and sees the two men looking at her.  Vlad is just shaking his head.

"What exactly where you thinking?"

Monique smiles.

"Well, Adam is always saying we have to be strong, now in 1 match you can show not just one but 2 champions what it is to lose.  You can show them the pain it is to put all of your faith into their titles.  I know you can do this Vlad."

Vlad starts to laugh.

"It's already a fucking four way dance with an Iconic Comic, The World Champion, and One of the Holy Trinity of Extreme, and Now because of you I have Steven Mutha Fucking Kult to deal with."

Monique looks confused.  Then she smiles.

"But Vlad, You have Adam's words and Teachings, you will prevail."

Vlad looks over to Adam Darke, whose eyes have not left Monique.  He walks up to her and sits next to her.

"You are hurting the family again."

She again looks confused.

"Adam, I did this cause of your teachings, and I know Vlad will walk away with now not only one,  but two titles.  I have Faith."

Vlad shakes his head and walks away.

VENOM VS APOLLO KAYTOR  (Big Ugly on a Pole Match)

The pole is placed on one of the near ring post and scales pretty high up in the air.  I am wondering if these big men will be able to actually get that high, maybe hell I don't know.   However in this matchup today, You cannot win until the Sledgehammer is in play.  This one should get ugly and in a hurry.

People = Shit by Slipknot starts and this is the first time in a longtime we have seen Apollo Kaytor.   He walks out and raises his arms into the air.  He flexes his huge body, and starts to make his way down the aisle.  Makes you wonder if maybe Venom bit off more than he could chew.   Nonetheless, we are about to find out as Apollo makes his way up the steel steps and into the ring.  There is a ref in the corner blocking Apollo's way incase he got froggy and wanted to get the sledge before Venom even came out.  

Master of Puppets by Metallica replaces the knot and out walks yet another huge man, although smaller than Apollo, still a pretty good amount of muscle and height on this man.  He comes stalking down to the ring,  He gets to the stairs and walks up.  He steps into the ring.  The two monsters stair each other down and this I guarantee will be a slobberknocker as good ol Fat Fucker J.R. would call it.  Let's just hope this doesnt turn into a Goldbergh Brock Lesnar match

Venom comes charging in and tries to clothesline the big man down but he doesn't move.  Venom steps back and looks at Apollo through that mask.  I always liked men in mask, something sexy.......I mean scary about it.   Venom comes in with a right hand and Apollo takes it not really budging again.   Venom takes a Step back and Apollo comes charging and takes Venom down with a clothesline and Apollo roars.    

Venom gets to his feet and Apollo looks at him, Venom comes off the near ropes and tries a shoulder block.  Nothing, he comes off the far ropes, again Nothing.    He is getting frustrated but he has to realize he is giving up 66lbs to this man.    He comes off the near ropes again and ducks a clothesline he comes off the far ropes and flying body block finally takes Apollo off his feet.    Venom stands and holds up his arms.  He is starting to feel it as Apollo gets to his feet.   He gets Apollo up and Drops him with a belly to belly suplex.   Apollo grabs at his back and rolls out of the ring.    Venom again gets to his feet.  He comes off the far ropes and Suicide Dive through the ropes.  He lands it suprisingly and down to the floor go him and Apollo.  Venom gets to his feet and is holding his arm in the air.  He slides into the ring, but doesn't realize Apollo was Also pulling himself up.   Venom comes to the corner and starts to climb the turnbuckle.  The crowd is trying to tell him to look out behind him, but to no avail.   He gets to the top Turnbuckle and reaches up grasping BIg UGLY.

Apollo Takes him down with A powerbomb and Big Ugly stays on her poll.  Venom opens his eyes and rolls to his left side.  That took alot out of him as he was not expecting it at all.  Apollo starts to stalk, he helps Venom get to his feet and he whips him hard into the turnbuckle.  Apollo follows him in with a hard back elbow.  He then starts to work him over with those big paws.  He starts with lefts and rights, rights and lefts.  Venom is being picked apart.  Apollo comes in with some big knees to the midsection.  He pulls Venom out and whips him into the far ropes, he catches him on the rebound and drops him with the Spine Bomb.  He rolls him  off and gets to his feet with a smile.   He comes off the near ropes and drops a huge legdrop over his throat, and he stands walking to the corner and up the ropes.   He gets to the top and He grabs her.  He has Big Ugly.  He positions himself and sees Venom start to rise.    

Venom stumbles over and turns toward the  corner and down Comes Apollo with an Axe Handle dropping the Hammer head across the forehead of Venom.  Venom drops.   Apollo comes down again with the Hammer head, and I am sure Venom would but opened up but he has that damn Leather mask on.    Apollo stands and holds Big Ugly up in the air.  The crowd boos.   Apollo is now just stalking.   Venom starts to stand and stumbles around.  He turns and gets a baseball shot to the ribs.   Venom screams out and Apollo tries to pull the hammer away but Venom is holding onto it.  

Venom pulls it away and stumbles away falling to the ground.  Apollo comes in quickly but catches a jab to the midsection with the hammer head.  Finally Venom gets to his feet and evens the odds with a hard upper cut shot that sends Apollo to his back and opens his forehead.  Apollo is spilling Blood.  Venom starts to work him over with the sledge hammer and finally he walks away holds her up and the Crowd is going insane.   They love the beating.  He tosses the sledge hammer down and stalks Apollo.  He gets to his feet and stumbles,  He turns into Venom Spinal Buster!!!!!!!!  Venom is up and he is going to end this now.  He gets Apollo up and in the position.  He holds his arms out and looks into the crowd.  He grunts and moans and gets the Huge Apollo up to his shoulder.  He has him Set up for it.  VENOM MOUNTAIN!!!!!!!!!!   A Razor's edge into a sitout Powerbomb also known as SPlash Mountain Today it's called Venom Mountain, how did he get that huge man up.     
cover
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3   YES YES YES Venom has won the match, Venom has picked up a huge victory here at total Obsession!

WINNER OF THE MATCH: VENOM

Backstage:  Alexander and Steven are seen backstage.  Steven sits quietly in his lockerroom chewing on his nails.  Alex walks up to him and raises a brow.  He starts to laugh.  Steven looks up to him and gets a pissed off look on his face.

"What Bitch?"

Alexander shakes his head.

"Don't worry about it, We both know you are game when it comes to do or die situations.  Don't allow G.Q.'s idiocy to upset you.  You have a chance to be 3 time World Heavy Weight Champion.  A chance to own both of your titles at the same time. You are the champ."

Steven smiles.

"I don't know man, I don't like this situation."

LANA VS MARY AND MONIQUE

This will be a Divas Dominatrix Match and also a Handicap Match, not exactly sure what Lana could possibly be thinking here but hey I get to see three very sexy and luscious Mamas in one ring.

The Bitch is back by Elton John starts and out walks the Woman's Champion in a black vinal outfit and I am about to come myself.  She has a whip with her and she starts to make her way down the aisle.  Now did I mention this match will be inside the Hell in a Cell.  Oh maybe I forgot to tell you.   She makes her way up the steel stairs and into the ring.  She has the title around her waiste and hands it off to Alyson. She uses that whip and smiles out to the crowd.

Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode starts, and the lights go out.   The music stops and Green Lights start to flash throughout the Arena, Epic by Faith No More blares over the P.A.  The crowd looks up to the tron and it reads Daddy is Home!!!!!   Then nothing.

Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode restarts and out walks Mary first looking around, she looks confused then followed by Monique who has a soft smile of confidence.  They make their way down the aisle and then come in a hurry they slide into the ring and the Cell is coming down.   

Mary comes out at Lana but she uses the whip.  A quick snap and Mary is down but she isnt quick enough as Monique takes her down with a hard Spear.  The cell is cover with S & M products, now this is just rumor but I do believe at one time Monique was a kinky little girl so she should be familiar with this stuff.   She mounts Lana and starts to pound her fist into Lana's melon.  Monique gets to her feet and pulls Lana up.  She whips Lana into the corner and comes in hard.  Mary finally gets to her feet, and blood is coming from under her eye, Lana almost took her eye out.   

Monique whips Lana out and Mary sends a shot to Lana's face dropping her.  Mary comes over with standing Moonsault.   Monique follows that with a hard legdrop.   Mary gets to her feet and steps out of the ring, she walks to the wall of Dominatrix, and pulls off the rubber ball, and paddle.  She slides in and tosses the ball to Monique.  She forcefully places it into Lana's mouth and I am thinking she is starting to regret challenging both girls here.   Monique helps her up and Mary comes in with a hard shot to the midsection.  Lana bends over and Monque holds her there as Mary starts to slam the paddle across her ass, and Lana starts to cry out.  Muffled but she is still crying out.   Nobody will be able to get to her she is in the cell.  Another hard shot from Mary.  Monique sets her up and drops her with Torment.    

Lana is in a bad way.   Monique pulls her up and leaves her hanging down, Mary comes across the back of her neck with the Scissor Kick.    Lana is again on the ground and M &M Start to pummel her with kicks while she is down.   Show some compassion and get this over with.   Monique moves her hands in a direction as if they are going to end this now.  

Mary pulls her up and locks on the front Face lock.  LAST RIGHTS!!!!!!!   Lana is laid out and they arent done.  Mary pulls up Lana and Monique comes off the near ropes Sunset Flip.....NO FINAL CUT.   Yhe Pile Driver made famous by Petey Williams.

Monique rolls her off and makes the cover.  Mary bends down talking trash to Lana
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3 and this one is over.   I cannot believe Lana wanted to lock herself up with both of these woman.   She isn't moving and I am not sure she is even conscious.

Mary and Monique stand and the ref hands the title to Monique.  Mary checks her eyes and the blood has slowed but not fully stopped.  Monique holds her arm in the air with the title.

WINNER OF THE MATCH: MARY AND MONIQUE

NEW WOMAN'S CHAMPION: MONIQUE

The cage is finally away from the ring and Mary and Monique slide out of the ring.  Like giggling school girls they make their way up the aisle and to the back.  They are just bouncing after their huge win here tonight.   Monique and Mary come into the Dark Arts Lockerroom.

Breathe of Hell shake their hands and congradulate the woman for a fine victory and pat the title that rest on Monique's shoulder.  Adam walks up to her and smiles.  He grabs it off her shoulder and places it in the black bag.  He smiles and Monique gets a small frown on her face.  She nods and walks into the showers.

Adam walks into the back room and sets the back on the bench and smiles to himself.  Everything seems to be coming in order.  Now A vermin must be eliminated.

ALEXANDER DEVOIR VS SAIDOGAI VS JACKNIFE

Korn's Freak on the Leash Brings us back into the Arena and we are at our Nihilistic Title Match Ladies and Gentleman.  Match four of the seven that are scheduled for Tonight.   Jacknife walks out and this man is huge.  I am not sure if again Alexander thought this out.   He had problems with Ogre at our last Pay Per View and I feel he will have problems tonight.  Jack makes his way down the aisle and up the steel stairs.   He raises his arms high in the air.   His first ever title match here in XAW.

Blitzkrieg by Blitzkrieg starts and out comes the second of the Giants in this match.   Saidogai starts bouncing at the top of the ramp to show his knee is better. Tori walks out behind him.  they come down the aisle and holding his hand in the air.  He comes down in a sprint and slides into the ring.   Jack holds up his hand telling Saidogai to wait.  Saidogai nods and walks to the back ropes and looks down the aisle. Tori makes her way around the ring to watch.  This can't be good for Alexander.

46 & 2 by Tool starts over the P.A. and out walks our Nihilistic Champion.   He looks down to the ring and sees the two huge men waiting for him and he knows this isnt going to be good for him.  He makes his way slowly down the aisle taking the title off as he comes.  Alyson meets him just outside the ring and he hands her the Nihilistic Title.   He looks in the ring and smirks.  He slides in and Jack comes in first and Alex hops out of the ring to get away.   Jack laughs and turns toward Saidogai

Who levels him with a Big Boot.  I dont think Said is playing this buddy game, never did seem like one who would.  He starts to work Jack over with boots to the midsection and face.   Saidogai gets him up and whips him into the far ropes and catches him on the rebound dropping him with a nicely executed Sidewalk slam.    Said gets to his feet and looks over to see Alexander on the top rope.   He comes off and nails a hard shot to Saidogai's face.   

Alexander drops a quick leg drop across the throat of Jack.   Alexander is up quickly as Said is rising.   Alexander comes running in and sends a knee to his temple that sends Saidogai onto his back and he rolls the rest of the way out of the ring.   Tori comes over to him and checks on him.   Alexander stalks Jack, who starts to get to his feet.  Alexander comes in and locks on a DDT.   BUT!!!!!  Jack gets him in the Air and sends him up in the air  and down with a back body drop.  Jack starts to beat his chest and reaches down grabbing his hair and helps Alexander to his feet,  He Gorilla Presses Alex high in the air and walks to the ropes and sends him over the top down onto Said and Tori.  

He stands in the ring alone and flexs.  Saidogai gets to his feet and sees Tori pulling herself up and he comes sliding into the ring, but Jacknife catches him with a hard right hand that rocks Saidogai and he comes again with another.   He whips him into the far corner and comes in hard rocking Saidogai again with a clothesline.   Annihilation!!!!!!!!   He is just pummeling him with lefts and rights.  Jack pulls him out again and sends him hard into the near Turnbuckle.   Jack is coming in hard but caught with a Big Boot.     Saidogai takes him down with a clothesline, and Alexander is just now showing life outside of the ring.    Saidogai again punishes him with a boot to the face while he is down.  

Alexander slides into the ring and stands only to get a WHOOOOOOOOOOO MUTHA FUCKA.  WHOOOOOOOOO MUTHA FUCKA.   Saidogai gets Alexander up.  He walks away from Jack who rolls to the ropes, and brings Alexander down hard with the Brainbuster.  Alexanader just crumbles and Saidogai gets to his knees and starts to pound on the little man.  He grabs him with a blatant choke but Jack comes in and sends a boot to the back of his head.   Jack pulls up Alexander and tosses him over the top rope and down to the floor.  Apparently Jack has a beef with Saidogai.  Both men are up on their feet and they lock up.  Jack gets the advantage and sends Said into the near ropes.  Jack catches him as he takes him over with Samoan Drop.   Jack stands and is going crazy.   He is telling him to stand and Saidogai does just that,  Jacknife comes in with a hard shot to his midsection.    JACKNIFE POWERBOMB!!!!!!!!!!!     Jack goes for the.........

No Alexander whistles at him and Jack turns.  Alexander takes him down with the Ganmengiri.    Alexander stands over him and comes over with a standing moonsault,  Alexander mounts and now he sends hard right hands into the face of Jack.  Jack pushes Alexander off and rolls away.   He gets to his knees and slowly starts to rise, Alexander comes over and drops him with the DARK STAR.  Alexander has him set up and he goes up to the top rope.   

Adam Darke is here and he sends the Bat into his midsection knocking Alexander off the top rope.  Adam Smiles at him and Alexander gets to his feet,   Adam raises his arm at him, and here comes Alex running up the turnbuckle and over landing down on Adam.   Alexander gets to his feet and starts to kick the hell out of him.  Adam rolls away and hops over the rail into the crowd and Alexander gives Chase.     

Jacknife starts to rise and pulls himself up He turns and is caught by Saidogai,  EVIL BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!   Saidogai drops and Alexander just hopped back over the rail.
cover.
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3  Alexander's leg is being held by Tori and Saidogai has pulled off the Impossible

WINNER OF THE MATCH AND NEW NIHILISTIC CHAMPION: SAIDOGAI

Alexander slides out and looks at Tori.  She starts to back away and Alexander smiles then sends a wink at her.  She blushes and looks up to Saidogai as Alyson hands him the Nihilistic Champion.   She slides in and they clebrate as Alexander heads to the back.

BackStage:  Monique waits in the Dark Arts Lockerroom and watches as Adam walks in She looks furious.

"What was that for?"

Adam looks at her.  

"Are you questioning me again?"

She looks at him and walks up to him.  She slaps him in the face.    

"I am tired of your bullshit with Alex,  just leave it be damnit!"

He looks at her with fire in his eyes.  Mary walks up to him and he looks at her .   FINAL BLESSING and Monique is down.  Adam jumps on her and starts to pound his fist into her face.  He pulls her up and sends her head first into the wall,  Blood starts to trickle down her face and she is visibly crying.   He grabs the bat he just laid down upon his return and slams it into her Stomach and drops her.  He bends down next to her.  

"Do you like the pain?  That is what he preaches, the pain.  Do you LIKE IT BITCH?  You think I can't see what you are doing!!!"

She sobs and he stands tossing the bat down ontop of her.  He walks into the main room and past the men as they watch him go by.   Vlad blinks

Elsewhere:  Mike Johnson and Ogre are dancing with a bunch of Hoes.  Julie looks unimpressed and She looks to see the official informing her that their match is now.  She nods and shuts the music down.

"Yo Yo Yo.  Mama what you doing?"

She shakes her head.  

"Show time Boyz"

Mike and Ogre shake hands and Ogre grabs the Almighty Ogre Hat.  He places it on his hand and he is ready.   

BREATHE OF HELL VS RAIDERS OF MYTH VS PLAYERS CLUB

I am not sure How this is going to play out.  It more than likely will be a huge cluster fuck but hey what do I know.   We are coming down to the nighty gritty of it all folks and things cannot be looking good for Breathe of Hell as we Have not had a successfully defended title by a Champion yet.

Sabotage by Beastie Boys Starts up and Ladies and Gentleman this match is going to be underway, what the hell is Adam doing.  Is he trying to teach poor Monique or is he just jealous?  Dear God, what is going on tonight?    Anyway, Ogre and the Man Mike Johnson are standing at the top of the ramp as they both are wearing Ogre Hats.  Julie stands in the middle of this mess just shaking her head and to be honest I cannot believe what we have seen here so far people.   They come down the aisle and slide into the ring as Julie makes her way around the ring.

Darkness Falls by Killswitch Engage is next and out walk to of the biggest Assholes currently in our Business.  Razor walks out playing with the Tonfas as apparently the contract must not have been signed, or he just doesnt give a shit.  Rachel is with them, and here they come down the Aisle.  The comes in a sprint and the two men hit the ring and They all meet in the middle Exchanging blows.  Razor is working Ogre over with the Tonfas.  As Assassin is being laid into by Mike Johnson.

DU HAST by RAmmstein and things just got ugly as the lights go down.  How are they going to handle the situation in their Stable now as Monique was laid up by Adam Darke.   They have to focus on this match and here they comes and the drop the titles up at the top of the ramp and come in quickly sliding in and this is ugly fast.  

Deacon pulls Razor off of Ogre and starts to level him with huge right hands.  Ultimatum goes running into Both Assassin and MIke Johnson and the three Fall out of the ring.

Razor comes in with a quick Jab to Deacon's Midsection with the Tonfas and then comes across his face with another shot.  Deacon  is backed up but Ogre locks  Razor with a Waiste lock and takes him over with a German Suplex.  Razor lands on the back of his head Hard, as Ogre gets to his feet and roars.  THe Ogre hat is gone but the man is still OGREING UP.  Deacon comes in and the twoi Giants starts to exchange lefts and right.  Deacon finally gets the upper hand and pushes Ogre into the corner.   he starts to work him over with Back elbows.  When he sees Razor get to his feet.  He steps out of the corner as Ogre stumbles out and Razor comes in with a Baseball Shot aiming for Deacon's Head.  Deacon Ducks and it nails Ogre in the throat.  The Big Man is down, and Deacon catches Razor with a right hand and he drops the tonfas.   A scream!!!

A what?   Julie is checking on Ogre and she is screaming.

"He can't breathe.  Deacon stops and turns as Mike Johnson comes rushing over.  Blood is spilling from Ogre's mouth and he is grabbing at his throat.   He is placing and X in the air with his arms and out come running a bunch of EMT's.   Ultimatum comes over as Does Deacon and this is not a scheduled thing folks this is real.  

Ogre is badly hurt.  Deacon looks back at Razor, who looks on with his hand ontop of the red mask.    The EMT's are trying to get to open his airway, Ladies and Gentleman this is serious, this is devestating.  

Mike Johnson slides into the ring and goes for Razor who ducks out of the ring with Assassin.  Deacon comes over and holds onto Mike.   Mike drops down by Ogre as More Emt's are down at ringside with a stretcher.   Mike is running his hands through his hair as they work on Ogre.

Ladies and Gentleman, I am sure this was a pure accident, and when you are as physical and crazy as some of these men accidents will happen, people will be hurt.  This is an unfortunate situation,  and we hope this does not end the career of Corey Williams.

Backstage:  Monique is sitting alone in the Dark Arts Lockerroom, Claudia and Mary won't acknowledge her existance and Vlad cannot deal with this right now.   She is crying heavily and sits rocking in place.

Elsewhere:  Triksta is watching the situation on Camera, Tanisha is with him and she is in close holding him.   He shakes his head as he watches Razor and Assassin come in to the back.   They have the tag titles with them.  Sonofabitch.   I hate these assholes.

Meanwhile:  Adam Darke walks up to Monique.  He bends down and looks her in the eyes, she takes them away and he grabs her face.  Pulls her gaze to his.  He looks evil as Mary stands behind him.  

"Do you understand, you do not turn on the family and you dont ever fucking question me.   Now you will stay back here with Mary as I take care of that fucking garbage in the ring.   Do I make myself clear?"

Monique nods and more tears stream from her face. 


ADAM DARKE VS TRIKSTA   (cage Match)

Ladies and Gentleman, the EMTs have taken Ogre to Barnes Jewish Hospital.  There he will be given prompt and caring attention.  Send prayers to his family and keep him in mind.   However, The show must go on.

Headbusta by Lil John Starts up and it is time for our first of two world Title Matches.   First comes out Triksta bouncing and the crowd is getting behind our Thug from Brooklyn.   He comes down the aisle and is Alone knowing he will be behind the steel cage that has been erected for us by the ring Crew.   He comes bouncing down the aisle and up the steps and into the ring.  

This will be a Mike Johnson Style Cage Match as we Are looking for Pinfall or Submission.   

One by Metallica starts and out walks Adam Darke who is whipping Moniques blood off his face and the crowd is booing like crazy.  How sick do you have to be to beat down the one person who has been loyal to you from day one, How sick do you have to be?    Damnit Adam Darke if I wasnt such a pussy I would kick your ass.    Adam comes down the aisle with that blasted black bag and he hands it off to Alyson who starts to take it out.  NO He just BITCHED SLAPPED OUR RING GIRL and the crowd gasps at once.  He sends her into the steel guard rail and she is down.   

He steps into the cage as now more EMT's come down to check on Alyson.   The cage is shut and here we go.  Triksta is pissed off and he comes in with a hard right hand to the champs face that backs him up.     He sends him no reversed and Adam sends him over with a Hiptoss Oh turns it into a neckbreaker.   Adam kicks up quickly and mounts triksta sending rights and lefts into his fac e.  Such Fury and Pain being released by Adam Darke.   He stands pulling Triksta up with him  and he sends Trik head first into the steel Cage bouncing him off then taking him over with a belly to back suplex.   Adam is up, he sends a kick into the knee and Triksta felt that as he tries to roll away.   Adam grabs the leg drops down in the Hiza-jujigatame.    He is trying to hyperextend the knee and Trik is in a bad way.

Adam finally releases the hold and rolls away, Trik gets to his feet only to be chop blocked down and Trik is screaming in pain.  Adam pulls Triksta back to the center of the ring, and stomps on that knee again.  He gets the legs up, INDIAN DEATH LOCK.     He has the legs figure foured and using his free leg to push the knee for mor e pressure.  I don't think Triksta was ready for this type of Onslaught and as much it is great to see this side of Wrestling, I hate to see this asshole dominating.     He releases again and Triksta is in pain grabbing at his leg and knee.  Adam Darke's expression however is not changed.   Adam reaches down and pulls the leg away from Trik.   He gets it up and comes down across the leg with a legdrop type move but scissors the leg with his other.   Trik is screaming and he must at the very least have a broke, fractured, or even a dislocated leg.   

Adam stands and smiles shaking his head at Triksta, he walks into the near corner and sits as Triksta grabs at his knee.  He just sits and waits.   Watching trik try to work out the pain.  He climbs up the ropes but just collapses as the knee buckles.   Triksta is screaming in pain and he looks over to Adam Darke.  

"Do you see now Triksta?  Do you see how your greed for the title has blinded you so much that you are so unprepared?  Pathetic"

Triksta sends his hand out and flips him off.   The crowd Roars with cheers as Adam pulls himself up.  He comes over to Triksta and helps him to his feet.  Right hand.  Another, then another.  Triksta is backing him up.  He grabs Adam by the back of his bald head and sends him face first into the steel cage.  Triksta collapses and grabs at his knee Adam bounces off  and looks dazed he takes a few steps, smiles and face plants down to the mat.  Trik pulls himself up and is hobbling.  He  stalks Adam Darke who shakes off the cobwebs and gets to his feet.  He turns only to catch another right hand, Triksta sends him hard into the turnbuckles.  Triksta hobbles his way to the far buckles and limps out a run into the Thug Splash.  The crowd is going crazy.

Trik is working that leg still but you know he is in pain, he whips Adam across again and comes in following.  He comes up No Adam Movces at the Last Second and Trik gets nothing but Turnbuckle.   He stumbles out of the corner  Adam catches him and drops him with Deliverance.  Triksta is out in the center of the ring.   Adam looks to the top of the cage and climbs up the turnbuckles.  He is climbing out of the cage it appears.  I am not sure if you win this way but we will find out....no wait he turns himself to look down at Triksta.   Oh MY GOD!!!!!!

Reality.    Adam Darke just came from the top of the Cage with a Shooting Star Press and Landed it onto Triksta.  Hate him or not That was fucking Insane but this is a the PPV and we will see Insane shit when it comes to the World Titles.   

Adam is covering and the ref counts.
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46 & 2 starts on the P.A. and Adam hops up as the ref was coming down with three.  Adam looks down the Aisle and sees noone the Crowd is reacting however, and Adam starts to looks everywhere and he sees him standing outside the cage looking in at him.  Adam Points to him and tells him to watch.  Adam walks over to Triksta and helps him to his feet.  He sends him face first into the steel cage infront of Alexander.  Adam is screaming at Alex who just stands watching on.  

Adam turns again and he sees a bloodies Faced Triksta, who kicks him in the midsection and takes him up.  12 gauge pump!!!!!  Triksta gets to his feet and grabs Adam, he pulls him up sends him off the near ropes,  THUG PLEX and he holds for the cover.
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NO Adam Kicks out,  Alexander jumps on the cage and starts to climb.  Triksta looks at him and tells him no.   Triksta is begging.  Alex drops off and nods.   Trik pulls him back up sends Adam into the far corner.   

Triksta comes in hard with the Thug SPlash and he takes Adam oput of the corner, and over with a Northern Lite Suplex.    The ref falls and counts
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No Adam kicks out again, and Trik gets to the ropes and climbs up, that knee is starting to lock up on him.  Adam gets to his feet and sends a kick into that knee and Trik drops.  Adam sends a knee to the back of Trik's head and reaches down to pull him up.  He tosses him into the corner Stomach first and helps him up to the top Turnbuckle.  Adam is going to end this shit and he is ending it now.

He climbs up and the crowd is roaring for some reason.  Adam takes it HIm down with Condemnation.  Trik was Planted and Adam comes over to him.  He rolls Triksta Over and the ref counts.
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3  No No the ref stops and Adam looks over.    He now realizes that the ref is Alexander DeVoir and their is a sick sadistic smile on his face.    Adam gets to his feet as Does Alex and the two men start to exchange blows, in the center of the ring.   Adam gets the advantage and sends Alex into the ropes and catches him with a Hard Spine Buster Arn Anderson Style.   Adam looks down at him and turns back to Triksta.

CLIMAX.     Adam is down and Trik starts shaking the shit out of the fallen ref.

Finally covers.
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HOLY SHIT AND THE BUILDING ERUPTS!!!!!!!

Triksta holds up his hands in the air as Alexander walks out of the ring and Cage.   He walks up the aisle with a smile on his face.    Tanisha comes running down the aisle and to where the bag is laying on the floor, she grabs the World CruiserWeight title and Jumps into the ring.  She hands it to Triksta who is on his knees with tears streaming from his face.   

He clutches the title and holds it near his heart, blood and tears drop from his face.  He finally stands and holds up the title high in the air.  He has done it.   

WINNER OF THE MATCH AND NEW WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION: TRIKSTA

Ladies and Gentleman it is time for the Main Event.  five men, 2 titles and a cluster fuck to boot.   You have The ruler of the Evil Empire, The Leader of Dark Arts, 1/3 of the Holy Trinity of Hardcore, The Greatest Champion of All time, and the Self Made Billionaire.   This is going to be bloody and this is going to be ugly.

It is going to be two falls first will be for the Television title.   The Second will be for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.

HOSTILE 17 VS DRAMA VS VLAD VS  CRIMSON VS STEVEN KULT

Imperial March by Metallica starts and out comes Crimson.  He raises his arms and the crowd is cheering for this man.  We thought he might not make it but he did, and we are not sure how he will stand her tonight, but we know he will give it his best.   He comes walking down the aisle and up the stairs and into the ring.  He bounces a round a little bit and waits for his next challenger.

Touching Tongues by Steve Vai and now comes out Drama.  He walks out, he looks down the aisle and into the ring at the craziest sonofabitch we know.   However he starts to make that walks and here he comes, he comes in a spring and I think he is saying fuck it.   He slides in and the first two men meet head on

Drama and Crimson meet head on in the center of the ring and start to exchange lefts and rights like Crazy.  Drama gets the advantage and sends Crimson into the near ropes and catches him with a back body drop.

Vampires by Godsmack starts and out comes Vlad.  He stands bouncing at the top of the ramp.  He looks down the ring watching Drama and Crimson exchange blows.  He smiles and He starts coming down quickly with a hard sprint, he slides into the ring.

He comes into the ring and pulls off Drama, He starts to work him over with lefts and rights.   He sends Drama into the far corner and follows him in with a nice dropkick trapping Drama in the corner.   

Highway to Hell by AC/DC starts and out walks Steven Kult holding the Television title on his shoulder.   He looks down at the carnage already in the ring and smiles softly.  He slowly and cautiously makes his way down the aisle and gets about Halfway when He is dropped with hard shot to the back of the Head By Hostile 17.  

Hostile drops the title and the two titles are scooped up by our little trooper Alyson.  Hostile sends Steven hard into the Steel Barracade.   He followes him in with a knee to the face.   

Drama is still being worked over in the corner and finally is pulled out by Vlad, who sends him over the top rope  to the concrete below.    Vlad steps out of the ring and up to the carnage where Hostile and SAK are fighting, well where Hostile is beating SAK down.  Vlad comes in Hard taking Hostile down.  Vlad pulls up Hostile and grabs SAK by the hair and pulls them toward the ring.   

Crimson comes off the far ropes and over the top taking all three men down to the concrete .  The Crowd Erupts as Crimson comes from nowhere.   Crimson gets to his feet and he is helping up Vlad, finally all 4 men get to their feet and that shot took alot out of all of them.  

Drama climbs the turnbuckle and gets to the top, they all turn to look as Drama comes down across all of them, and they all collapse to the concrete.    Drama rises and he pulls up Vlad and slides him into the ring,   He kicks SAK for shit and grins.  He slides into the ring.   Vlad starts to get to his feet.   Stumbling a little and he turns right into Drama who grabs him and takes him over with his pattoned tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.   Vlad is lays lifeless across his knee and Drama pushes Vlads Head down and does the same to his feet.

Crimson gets to his feet and pulls up Hostile.  He whips him hard into the steel barracade.   He walks to the ring and looks under the skirt.  He pulls out a table and jabs the butt end of the table into SAK, who was starting to rise.  He then upper cuts SAK with the table and sends him to the ground.      Crimson sets the table up on the far side of Hostile parallel to the ring.    He slides into that ring and comes in hard to the back of Drama's head who still had Vlad in that move.

Crimson starts to work over both Drama and Vlad with the boot as Hostile comes sliding in.   He comes in hard but Crimson ducks and sends a hard right hand into Hostile's face.    He sends him hard into the far corner and Crimson comes in following with a clothesline.  Drama starts to stand but is taken down hard with a hard shot from SAK, who has finally joined us this evening.   Steven gets Drama up and sends him into the Near corner opposite of Hostile and Crimson.  Sak starts to pull Drama out as Does Crimson.  Vlad rolls out of the way and REVERSED ON BOTH SIDES.   SAK AND CRIMSON Bang heads as they come together.  

Hostile and Drama stare each other down then they start to laugh.   Vlad stands after pulling himself up off the ropes and Hostile comes in hard taking him over the top rope.   Crimson starts to Stand and Drama grabs him by the back of the head and sends him over the top.   SAK is left Alone with Drama and Hostile.   Hostile is calling down the aisle to someone.  

The Hell in the Cell is starting to lower.  It comes down quicker than Normal, Vlad abd Crimson Both respectively have to hop over the Rail to get away from being crushed.    They both stand and look at the cage and See Hostile and Drama in the ring.  Vlad is screaming up the aisle calling for it to be raised.    He is raising his arms in Disbelief.     

SAK starts to rise and Hostile stands in front of him.    Steven gets to his feet and AXIS OF EVIL!!!!!!!!  SAK IS DOWN.  

Crimson and Vlad are screaming and banging on the fencing.   HOstile and Drama just walk the ring flipping them off and laughing.   They start playing Paper, rock and scissors and it Appears Hostile won, and He told Drama he is going to stay world Champion.  The two shake hands and Drama covers.
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And we have a new Television Champion.    Drama Rises and offers SAK over to Hostile who drops down.  

The Lights Go out!!!!!!!!!! A green light flashes down into the ring.   Green Smoke starts to come out from under the ring.  Hostile and Drama are looking down and the Tron Flashes.

REBIRTH

The crowd is going Crazy finally the light go completely out.

They come back on and its Hostile and Drama left in the ring with four men.   

Steven Kult is being helped by his brother, Alexander,  but if this is what I think it is, he will be known as Matthew Kult.    Drama and Hostile are on the outside  looking in as the Green Phox leans against the ropes looking down at them.   Look at this, Chris Rayvon is standing behind Johnny Killa.   Now they are caling for the cage to be lifted up as I dont think they want to play the numbers game.   

The Dark Arts lockerroom  empties and they are piling out here as now the cage is being lifted.   Steven is helped up and the cage is now not a factor.  Drama and Hostile leave the ring area and arent in much better situation as Crimson and Vlad Respectively start to pound on them.   Adam Darke comes into the ring with Deacon and Ultimatum, Matthew and Adam meet head on as Steven and Johnny start to work over Deacon and Ultimatum is chasing the much smaller Rayvon, who slides out of the ring and has Ultimatum following.   QUICK KILL!!!!!!! And Rayvon drops Ultimatum with a Super kick.    

GREEN MIST!!!!!!!!  Deacon screams about his eyes and falls out lf the ring.  Rayvon slides back in and tells Johnny to fall, and he does on all fours.     Steven comes over and Now he and Matthew are tearing into Adam Darke.   Rayvon comes off of Johnny over the ropes and Down onto Crimson and Drama.   Hostile is tossed back in the ring as Matthew and Adam roll to the floor.   Vlad slides in as the woman of Dark Arts get up to the ring and start pounding on the mat.  Hostile gets to his feet but Johnny Killa comes in hard and spears him straight of the ring.  

This Leaves Vlad and Steven in the ring.  

Vlad comes in hard and steven drop toe holds him into the second rope near  Monique who has the bat.      She looks to be handing it to Vlad who reaches to take it, But she slams it into his head shattering it.  Vlad comes off the ropes and down into SAK FU!!!!!!!!!!!

Steven covers!!!!!!!!
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Monique immediately slides into the ring and is joined by Rayvon, Killa, and the Kult Brothers.

She has her woman's title and she is screaming down where Adam is currently standing and looking into the ring.  They toss Vlad over the top ropes and Alyson hands Steven the title.   

WINNER OF THE TELEVISION TITLE: DRAMA

WINNER OF THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: STEVEN KULT

Alyson hands Steven the Mic and he stands with the rest of guys and Monique.  

"Week in and week out, You all say The Underground was dead.  You all screamed that you were the dominant stable, So I decided that it was time.   Time to for the Rebirth of the Kult Compound.     The Five of us will RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!"

Cult of Personality by Living Colour starts up and the crowd is shitting themselves as Monique and Steven hold up their Respective titles and Rayvon puts his arm around her and Matthew Stands behind her.    Hostile and Drama make their way up the aisle shaking their head and Dark Arts stands outside the ring.

JOIN US THURSDAY

Drama vs Crimson (Television Title)

Raiders of Myth vs Breathe of Hell (Tag Titles)

An update on Corey's condition,

plus many many more. 

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Halloween Havoc 11-6-04<br><br>

Halloween Havoc 
And it Begins NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SLIPKNOT'S WAIT AND BLEED IS KICKING US OFF FOR YET ANOTHER EXCITING XAW PAY PER VIEW.    

Welcome to Halloween Havoc, I am your announcer for today William Jones.  We have an exciting card for you this evening and we have mnay special guest who I am told are in the building.    Ladies and Gentleman, tonight a shake up is in the making for the XAW.    I am excited, my pants are moist from all my bodily fluids.

We have an outstanding card for you this evening.   We have a Buried Alive Match brought to you from Venom's Backyard which also is a Grave Yard.  I am excited about this match.  Two women, former lovers, former friends, now apparently sharing a man.   The most dominating tag team goes against maybe their biggest challenge.   You will also see Mike Johnson, Matthew Kult, Triksta, Vlad and Steven Kult in action this evening.   

First for you Ladies and Gentleman, We will introduce to you the runner up to Miss XAW Diva.

Prayer by Disturbed starts and out walks to the top of the ramp.  She waves to the fans and to all her fans who chose her.  She was only 1 vote behind the winner.   She starts to make her way down the aisle and slides into the ring.   She comes and stands next to Alyson, who is holding a small glass plate.  She hands it over to Claudia who holds it up in the air for all to see.  

Ladies and Gentleman, Allow me to introduce to you the First Ever Miss XAW Diva!!!!!!!!

Awake by Godsmack starts on the P.A.   Claudia tilts her head not hearing the music before for anyone she knows.   The lights go down.  The Words Kult Compound comes up on the Screen and the four faces of the men till it finally shows Monique.   Pyro starts to explode all around the ramp till finally She walks out and stands with the woman's title around her waiste.  'Because of you I am Alive, for you I am Awake'   She throws out her arms as more Pyro goes off and she starts to make her way down the aisle.   Claudia is calling her into the ring as Alyson has a Larger Glass Plate to give to her.   

Monique walks around to the announcers table and grabs a Mic.   "First, let me say, unlike Claudia. I don't want to be paraded as Miss XAW.  I am not the whore Claudia is.   So I thank everyone who gave me this insult and I say fuck you to Claudia, Let the whore be herself.   Claudia, this I will hand off to you darling."

Alyson kinda looks confused and starts to slowly exit the ring.   Adam Darke and Mary start to make their way down the aisle.   Adam comes around to talk to Monique as Mary stops at the bottom of the ramp.  Claudia walks up to the ropes and calls down to Adam who pays her no attention.  He walks up to Monique, and his expression changes from constantly serious to one of concern.  They are talking but I cannot hear what is being said.  Monique points up to Claudia and Adam kinda shrugs.  He puts his hand on her shoulder and smiles.  She smiles back and kisses his cheek.   Adam turns and looks at Claudia.  He nods to her and she looks confused.  He stops and looks up the Aisle as All four members of the Kult Compound are standing watching the he  situation.   He starts to walk up toward them with Mary and walks in between Matthew and Steven.  Mary stops and looks at Matthew.  He snickers at her and she looks down and walks away as BSC slaps her on the backside.  The Compound makes their way into the back as Chris starts to dance with a Blow up doll and Johnny takes it from him.  Chris looks unhappy and stomps off.  Johnny looks around then puts the doll down by his......he runs to the back giggling.   Monique hands the title off to Alyson.

MONIQUE(C) VS CLAUDIA   XAW DIVA'S CHAMPIONSHIP

Monique slides into the ring and they look at one another and start to circle.  Claudia comes in hard and Monique backs away.  It has been a long time since she has been in the ring.  She appears to be favoring that right leg.   Maybe an injury we are unaware of.  Claudia looks at her and can only smile.  This will not be much of a challenge with a wounded duck.  

Claudia comes in again swinging.  She lands a haymaker right hand that backs Monique up.  Claudia pushes her into the turnbuckle and starts to work her over with rights and lefts.   She turns to her side and sends a hard chop into her throat and chest.  She whips Monique into the far turnbuckle, and comes in Handspring, back flip back flip Back elbow.   Claudia comes out as Monique stumbles out of the corner.  Claudia lines her up and nails a standing drop kick.   Monique is laid out and Claudia gets to her feet quickly and starts to send stomps and kicks down into the thigh of Monique.  She sends hard stiff shots trying to get it to Charlie Horse worse than it already probably is.   She reaches down and grabs Moniques leg and starts to kick under the kneee on the back side.  Monique is in some pain and trying to get to ropes but that isnt going to help as Claudia takes her over in a single leg crab and has her fist buried in the back of her thigh and putting all the presur right there.  Excellent.    

Monique is screaming in pain and starts to reach for the ropes.  She starts clawing furiously for those ropes and finally she gets there.  Claudia pulls her off the rope and gets her to the center of the ring, and re sits the Single leg crab.   Monique pushes up and tries to get out of this move.  Claudia tries to hold it but Monqiue rolls out and Now has Claudia's hair and starts pounding her fist into her face.  Claudia releases the leg and backs up, Monique gets up but it putting no pressure on the leg.  Claudia comes in hard, MOnique ducks under the clothesline, she turns and grabs Claudia by the hair and pulls her down sitout Style slamming the back of her head on the Mat.   Monique rolls away and manages to get to her feet.  She gets to the turnbuckle and tries to massage her leg letting Claudia get to her feet,  Monique sees her.   Monique comes out gingerly and Claudia keeps her distance stalking her.   

Finally Claudia makes a move low to grab at the leg, Monique manages to dodge it and drops an elbow and her  weight down ontop of Claudia.  A desperation move to say the least,  Monique rolls away holding her leg and tears start to flow down her face.  She tries to Massage that leg, I am wondering what she did to it, I could not tell she had any type of injury before this.    Claudia gets to her feet and sees Monique in a desperate amount of pain.  She looks at the ref who only shrugs.   She comes over and starts to work more on the leg with kicks Monique starts to scream!!!!    She locks on a Texas Cloverleaf and Monique starts to scream louder in pain but she will not tap out.  Adam comes running out from the back and to the ring.   She looks up to see him as Tears start to pour from her face.  She reaches out to him but Claudia walks her to the center of the ring.  

Monique lowers her head and Adam starts to reach for her but the ref kicks his hand away and starts to warn him to stay back.  Adam starts to look concerned.  Claudia sits on it further and Monique is in some pain and gets her hand up.  Adam reaches for her again.    And Monique reaches back for him.  Claudia releases and looks back to see Adam and then down to Monique.  She looks to him then to her.  Adam looks down, then back up.  He closes his eyes and nods.  Monique grabs at that leg and rolls away from Claudia, but not far enough as Claudia grabs her by the hair and lifts her up.  He starts to make his way up the ramp.   Claudia sends her hard into the near ropes and takes her down with a spear.  Monique isnt moving as Claudia gets up in a hurry.   She springboards off the ropes and comes in with a hard Blood Moonsault.   She holds for the cover.
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The ref gets the belt for Claudia and crowns her the new champion as Adam is checking over Monique.  She hugs him tight.  Matthew stands at the top of the ramp and watches the situation.   Claudia puts her hand on Adam's shoulder and he stands looking down at her.  She looks at them both and screams holding her leg.  Claudia tries to come in but Adam stops her and Matthew comes to ringside and over to her.   He helps her out of the ring.  Adam comes to the ropes and points down at him.   He holds out his hands and Matthew can only smirk as he helps Monique away from ringside.   

WINNER OF THE MATCH AND NEW WOMAN'S CHAMPION: CLAUDIA

BACKSTAGE:  Mike is in the lockerroom with Tara, Apollo and his bitch.  He gets in Tara's face and starts screaming at her.

"ARE YOU READY?  CAUSE THIS MAN IS GOING TO TAKE YOU TO THE DAMN LIMITS!!!!!!!!
This is a huge step for us tell me you are fucking ready."

She nods.   Mike Slaps her across the face and she stands up getting in his face.

"TELL ME YOU WANT THIS!!!!!!   DAMNIT RAYVON HAS PROVEN TO BE ONE OF THE BEST!!!!!!! YOU BETTER BE FUCKING READY!!!!!!"

She takes in a deep breathe and nods.   

"I got this Mike.  I want him one on one.  He is mine!!!!!  I dont want any of you to come out.  I will handle him, I will beat him.    I am going to bring home the Xtreme Championship.    He is fucking mine."

She takes in a deep breathe and looks at Mike. 

"He is as good as dead"

MIke smiles and puts his hand on her shoulder.  

VENOM VS JACKNIFE (BURIED ALIVE)

NO music, no entrance.  Two men with a grudge in a graveyard.  one open grave, 6ft down.  one winner, one man buried alive.    The two men stare at one another as we have a ref at the site to declare the winner.  No rules.  No Falls, No DQs.  Just a dead man.   The rain is coming down making the ground Muddy and these two behemoths are going to go toe to toe.

The come in hard at each other and lock up.  Neither one gets and early advantage, Jacknife starts using his slight leverage advantage and backs up Venom.  They release and start to circle.   Venom comes in and tries a right hand that Jackniufe blocks.  He sends his own right hand into Venom's face, then another.   Venom fires back with his own right hand, then another, and this has just broke down to a fight as both are throwing hay makers.    Finally again Jacknife gets the advantage and starts to slam hard right hands into Venom's face.   Venom backs up and Jacknife gets him up off the ground and runs him into a wooden Shake taking them both through the wall and to the floor.  He mounts and starts to pummel as Venom seems to be laying on some fertilizer fopr the grass I guess.  I hope.....Sick fuck.  Jack starts to look around the small shack and grabs a Hoe (and she screams) no not that kind of hoe a ho.   Oh..My Bad.   He comes down at Venom's face but misses and gets it caught up in the fertilizer.  A ho in some shit.   Sounds like a saturday night out with Claudia.  

Venom gets to his feet and sends a hard right hand into Jack's head.  He grabs him by the hair and tosses him out of the shake through yes through the door and he follows as it collapses to the ground.  He puts the boot down on Jack.  He steps on the back of his head and forces his face down in the mud.   Venom laughs and gets him up.  He takes him up and down with a Belly to back suplex.   He walks to the rubble and picks up a piece of wood.  Jack starts to pull himself up by a tombstone and Venom comes in hard with the wood and bust it over the head of Jack.  He falls back against the tombstone as Venom just tosses the board aside.  He sends a stiff kick into the face of Jacknife.  He reaches down and pulls up Jackknife.   He pulls him up and sends him hard down and takes him over with a belly to belly.  

He walks back to the  shed and starts to dig down in the boards.  He finds a headstone in the rubble.  He yells and flexes all of his muscles and lifts the huge as stone up and walks it out of the rubble setting it on the ground.  It instantly sinks half its width into the ground and mud.  Jacknife starts to rise Venom comes over to get an eye full of mud.  He backs up and turns away from the busted open Jacknife that has blood coming down off his face.   He comes up behind Venom and turns him around.  He gets the big man up on his shoulder and runs a few feet and slams him down into the rubble with the wood.  He finds that hoe and starts to grind the blade into the exposed part of Venom's head.  Blood starts to bubble from the spot.   He tosses the Ho away and pulls up Venom,  He walks him to a Gargoyle And slams his face down into the cement.  He pulls Venom back and sends him hard into the tombstone face first.   Now he starts to put the boot down onto Venom.   He reaches down pulling up Venom and walks him to the slab of cement. He gets him by the throat and takes him up and down with the chokeslam  LIFE ENDER and now Venom is laid out on the cement.   

He reaches down  and gets him back.  Both men now bleeding and bloody as Hell, including covered in mud.  Jacknife walks him to the open grave and tosses him in.   He walks to the Huge pile of Dirt and grabs the shovel.   He thrust it in When he is tugged down into the grave and he lands funky, possibly breaking his leg.  Both men are taller than the whole and Venom is stomping the Shit out of Jack.  He grabs the shovel and starts to beat and stab down into him.  It looks like he is playing tug of War as now Jack managed to pull him down and starts whaling him with fist.  He grabs the shovel's face and starts to beat Venom.  He gets to his feet favoring one of those big legs.  He now attacks Venom some more with the shovel.  Blood is pouring out of his head and several gashes in his midsection.  He gets out of the hole.  As Venom gets to his feet and pulls himself out.   

Jack comes around and swings wildly with the Shovel  but Venom ducks and catches him taking him down back into the hole with the SPINAL BUSTER.   Venom now is mounted and sending fist into his face.    He stands pulling Jacknife in and drops him with the VENOMBOMB in the hole.  Venom gets out and climbs to the top.  He grabs the shovel and starts to send dirt down into the hole and that is it.

WINNER OF THE MATCH: VENOM

BACKSTAGE:  Matthew is with Monique in the Trainers room.  They are wrapping up her leg as she apparently has a torn Hamstring.  She is in some pain but hops off the table and they walks out of the trainers.  He helps her back to the lockerroom and in.

Elsewhere:  Drama is seen roaming the great halls of XAW with his D-TV title.  He just happens to run into Triksta.  Well then again, he did walk into the lockerroom with Triksta's name on it.  Maybe he wanted to run into him.  He walks up to him as Tanisha is taping up his ribs.  

"How you feeling Chump?  I mean chump."

Triksta looks back at Drama and raises a brow.  

"Not now, maybe you haven't noticed, but I have a huge match tonight.   I defend my title."

Drama laughs and pats his ribs.   

"Go get them tiger"

BREATHE OF HELL(c) VS SLAYER/RAZOR

Du Hast By Rammstein starts to play and that signifies the start of the World Tag Team Championship Match.  Out comes the two behemoths of Dark Arts.   They stand at the top of the ramp, the titles Around their waste.  They have dominated the Tag division for so long, and I am not sure this new tag team could or even should be able to compete.   The big man come walking down the aisle together.  They get to the steal steps and Deacon is the first one to walk up.  Followed by Ultimatum, they hand the titles to Alyson.

VooDoo Child By Jimi Hendrix  starts and another new song we have not heard before.  Out walks Slayer and Razor, two of the goofiest looking fools I have ever seen.   However they are probably the most logical of opponents as both men match up well with the Tag Champions.   They start to make their way down the aisle.  I just now notice that Slayer has a white bag with him.  He walks to his corner and lays the bag gently under the turnbuckle.   Razor slides in and points his finger in the face Deacon.  The ref pushes him aside as Slayer comes into the ring.

The ref is telling them to come out with one man.  Razor pats Slayer on the chest as Slayer leaves the ring.   Deacon steps out leaving Ultimatum to start this match.  The two men circle one another, Razor turns toward Deacon and flips hims off, then quickly back to Ultimatum.   Ultimatum keeps his eyes on Razor, and the two men come in hard.  They lock up and immediately Ultimatum gets the upper hand pushing Razor into the DA turnbuckle.   Ultimatum sends a hard slap down into his chest and Deacon sends a hard right hand into his face.   Ultimatum backs out as Razor comes out only to be caught by Ultimatum and dropped down to the mat with a Sidewalk Slam.  Ultimatum gets up quickly laughing down toward the smaller man Razor.   He starts to put the boots down onto him and reaches down and gets him up by the back of the mask.  He slams his head down into the turnbuckle.  The ref comes in and backs Ultimatum away but Deacon comes down across the back of Razor's head with clubbing blows.  SLayer is yelling at the ref to turn around.  When he does Deacon pushes Razor out of the corner and into a powerslam.  Ultimatum gets to his feet and grabs Razor's leg pulling him to the corner.  He tags in Deacon.  

Deacon gets Razor into the corner and starts to send back elbows and knees into the midsection of Razor.  Deacon backs up and pulls Razor with him, he puts him up on his shoulder and drops him for Snake Eyes.  Razor bounces out and stumbles to Deacon who gets him up in a Gorilla Press and drops him face first behind him.  He flexes toward Slayer who tries to come out but the ref catches him and they pull Razor to the corner and Ulti comes out and they starts to pummer him hard with the boots.   The ref turns as Deacon steps out of the ring, he comes over calling Deacon a cock and asking for the Tag.  Deacon gives him  the case and the ref seems satisfied.

Ultimatum gets him up and sends him off the far ropes and drops early for a Back body drop, Razor comes in hard and drops him with a half ass but good enough DDT.    Razor is laying flat on his back.  Ultimatum is up to his knees holding his head and starts to get to his feet.   He shakes off the cobwebs and walks to his corner.  He tags in Deacon as Razor finally starts to roll and crawl toward his corner.  Deacon Stalks him, as he is going to make a tag Deacon pulls him back to the center of the ring.  He starts to get him up but Razor pushes him off.  And throws himself into the Deep SLash dropping Deacon, and catching him by suprise.  Razor crawls to the corner as Deacon makes his way to Ultimatum.  Both get the tag in.   

Slayer comes in and right at Ultimatum, who ducks the first shot and starts to light Slayer up with Jabs, he comes around and takes Slayer up and drops him with his version of the Olympic Slam, calling it the Ultimate Slam.  Slayer screams for his back.  As Ultimatum gets to his feet and pulls Slayer up, who pushes him off and sends a right hand to Ulti's face.  Ultimatum backs up Slayer kicks him in the gut bending him over Slayer gets him up for a Gutwrench suplex but holds him on his shoulder.  The man starts screaming and rolls Ultimatum out and drops him with a Grimes Cutter.  Slayer gets up to his feet screaming banging on his chest and shaking his hair all around.   He gets Ultimatum by the hair and lifts him up for a Pile driver.  He has him up and Schzephrenia!!!!!  Slayer stands holding out his arms and the crowd reacts chearing for the RoM.  Slayer gets down and gets up an uneasy Ultimatum.  He sends him into the far ropes, he goes to the near ropes and looks to be coming in for a hard clothesline but Slayer misses.  Ultimatum comes off the far ropes and takes SLayer down with a Shoulder block.   Ultimatum stumbles over to his corner and tags in Deacon.

Slayer rolls to his knees and starts to rise.  Deacon waits, Slayer gets erect and Deacon comes in hard with a big boot taking Slayer down.  He follows with a leg drop.  Deacon gets to his feet with a sick smile on his face.   He pulls up Slayer and drops him with a Piledriver of his own.  Slayer accordians and down.  Deacon gets to his feet and laughs, he comes into the corner and sends a back elbow into Razor's face knocking him off the mat.   Slayer gets to his feet but his back is too Deacon, who comes in, and Takes Slayer over and hard with belly to back Suplex.   Slayer is laid out and Deacon, who gets his leg and pulls him to the corner.  Deacon gets him up and pushes him into the with Ultimatum.    Deacon backs out and talks to the ref about some tape on his wrist.   Ultimatum starts to choke Slayer, who is trying to get the refs attention.   Razor has seen enough and he comes out only to be caught off by the ref and now Deacon comes in to pummel him with kicks.   The ref turns to see Deacon getting Slayer back up against the turnbuckle.    Deacon sends a hard Chop into the chest and throat area then pulls out Slayer and sends him off the Near ropes He looked to want to catch him but Slayer grabbed the ropes and jumps toward Razor.  He gets the tag

Deacon comes in hard only to be taken down with the Incision.  Ultimatum comes running out only to get a spine buster for his trouble.   Razor is up and calling for Deacon to stand.  He does.   Deep SLash.   Ultimatum Starts to get to his feet,  and is immediately dropped with the Death Cutter.  Razor is running in place and gets to one knee calling for Deacon to rise, and He does SHARPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deacon is Down.  Ultimatum starts to rise as Slayer comes to him.  Travesty!!!!!!

Razor make the cover on Deacon.

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HOLY SHIT THEY HAVE DONE IT.  The pair of Slayer and Razor have just did the impossible and have captures the World Tag Team Championship.  Alyson slides in and hands the titles off to Razor.   Slayer comes out of the corner with the bag and reaches in pulling out the Black Mamba Snake.   He holds it up to the crowd who are eatting it up and cheering their asses off.    

He takes the snake toward Ultimatum and Deacon who have rolled out of the ring and are collecting their wits.  He holds up the snake and places it around Alyson's shoulders.  She laughs nervously as the two men Celebrate, standing on the turnbuckles Holding up the titles.

WINNER OF THE MATCH AND NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS: SLAYER AND RAZOR

BACKSTAGE: Assassin is watching the huge win on the back TV receivers and is clapping furiously for his boys.  He laughs and bounces, making his way to the curtain when he stops.  He makes his way towards G.Q's office.   He walks in and stops as G.Q. is being massaged by Saidogai and Tori is sitting on his lap grinding into him moaning.  On the TV is the NEW Julie Simms and Chris Rayvon Porno sold exclusively in the XAW gift Shop.   Assassin looks into the camera and holds up a thumbs up.  He walks in as G.Q. looks over.  

"What you need?"

"Yo Mr. Styles, I was hoping that I could throw a Ladder into the mix for tonights. Match. "

GQ smiles

"For getting me all these videos to sell, be my guest."

"Tight"

He steps out just now realizing Tori was naked.  He laughs and makes his way down the hall and into the RoM Lockerroom grabbing his US title.   Razor and Slayer walk in screaming and celebrating still.   Assassin shows his title and the men slap his shoulders wishing him luck,  He walks out and standing outside the door is Allie.

Assassin smiles at her 

"Good Luck"

Assassin nods as it is time.

ASSASSIN(c) VS MIKE JOHNSON (CHAIRSHOT/LADDER FROM HELL MATCH UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP)

Chairs have been stacked in two major stacks on either side of the ring.   Now a Ladder is being set up on the top of the ramp.  Ladies and Gentleman, this will be a new style of match we have yet to see.  Basically a Ladder match with Chairs around the ring.....wait.....this isnt new what a rip off.   

The Ripper by Judas Priest starts and out walks Assassin.  The US title hanging off his shoulder.   He stands at the top of the ramp and looks at the ladder and the rubble of chairs around the ring.   Assassin starts to make his way down the aisle and comes down all happy as hell.   He notices Alyson standing in the ring with the snake around her shoulders as he slides in.  He walks to her and laughs taking the snake off her shoulders and tosses it into the crowd.  She smiles and takes the belt from him.

Now I know you want to know dont you. Well the snake flew out and bit some old woman on the face and she is in the crowd screaming her ass off.   He snake is attached to her nose and she is trying to pull it off when finally the venom kicks in and she DIES!!!!!!!

Down with the Sickness by Dusturbed starts and out walks Mike Johnson.  He looks down to the ring at the awaiting Assassin.   He holds up his hand to the crowd and they cheer for MIkie.   He bounces a few times then makes his way down toward the aisle and gets in a sprint.  He comes sliding into the ring and runs at Assassin.

The two men meet in the middle of the ring and start to exchange lefts and rights.  Mike gets the early advantage and backs Assassin into the ropes and takes him off into the far ropes.  He catches him with a a back body drop.   Mike comes over to him and gets him up off the mat, and walks him to the turnbuckle.   He sends a couple of right hands out and sends him hard across the ring.  He follows him in with a clothesline and really early Assassin is in a bad way.  Mike pulls him out and sends him off the near ropes, Mike goes for a hip toss but it is reversed by Assassin and  he takes Mike up and over.   Assassin gets Mike up and snap mares him to the mat, he comes off the front ropes and sends a drop kick into Mike's face.    

Assassin gets to his feet laughing, he looks up and realizes this isnt a ladder match after all.....He starts to wonder how he wins the match.   He shrugs and grabs Mike up, who pushes him off and slams a hard right hand into his face and backs him up.   Mike grabs Assassin and takes him over with that hip toss but turns it into a neckbreaker and he gets to his feet and looks to the ref and asks how to win.  The ref points off to the crowd and Mike looks over.   Hanging from the ceiling is the title.  Under the title is the scaffolding.  Mike smiles and shakes him head.   Styles been getting pussy and got froggy with this match.

Mike comes off the near ropes and nails a rolling senton.   He rolls out of the ring and makes his way up the aisle and grabs the ladder.  He folds it up and makes his way down the aisle.   He comes jogging down with the ladder and tosses it in over the bottom rope and Assassin gets to his feet.  He sees Mike trying to push it in and He comes off the near ropes and nails a hard dropkick into the ladder forcing it back into Mike's face and dropping him to the floor and sending the ladder ontop of him.   Assassin slingshots himself over the top ropes and lands ontop of the ladder and Mike Johnson.  He hops up holding his ribs and screaming in pain.   Mike is laid out under the ladder, he pushes it off and he is already split open.   Blood is pouring from a major gash in his forhead.  He rolls to get to his feet

Assassin turns and comes in but Mike moves and uses his momentum to send him into the steel stairs head first and Assassin hits hard.    Mike has blood pouring down his face and walks to the pile of chair.  He grabs one.  He walks back around the front of the ring as Assassin starts to rise.   Assassin gets to his feet and turns only to get a shot across the head with a chair knocking his down to the concrete.  Mike starts to jab the chair down into his midsection and finally he puts the chair in his throat and holds it there as Assassin tries to get it off.  Mike releases it and sets the chair up at the base of the ramp.   He gets the ladder set up against the ring.   He gets Assassin up and backs up to the ladder.  He is a couple of rails up and takes a deep breathe.  He comes off with Tornado inverted DDT and slams them both down into the chair crushing it down flat, both roll in opposite directions as Assassin grabs the back of his head and Mike grabs his midsection.   

Mike gets to his feet and sees Assassin still on the concrete,  He runs up the ladder and comes off with a moonsault landing full body across Assassin.   He may not be the brightest cookie but damn he can pull some shit from his ass.   He gets to his feet and pulls Assassin up.    He sends him hard into the steel barracade.  Assassin plants himself and sits against it trying to get some sense back.  Mike walks to the huge pile of chairs.  He wipes some of the blood out of his eyes and grabs a chair.   He makes his way back toward Ass, who pulls himself up.  Mike comes in with a baseball shot but Assassin ducks and he hops up on the apron.  Mike turns and Assassin springboards off the ropes and comes in with an Asia Moonsault and comes down trapping the chair between him and Mike sending them both down to the concrete.   Again Assassin hops up and grabs at his ribs.   He falls to his knees away from Mike and looks out into the crowd and toward the scaffolding.   He looks down and shakes his head.  

He gets to his feet and turns.  This time Mike connects solidly with the chair and drops him.  Mike places this chair under his head and walks back to the huge pile and grabs another chair.   He hops into the crowd and makes his way to the location where Assassin is laid out.  He springs off the barracade and nails an ARABIAN FACEBUSTER/ Conchairto down onto of Assassin's melon.  Mike slides off and blood can be seen bubbling out of gash from Assassins head and now down his nose.  Assassin maybe laid out as MIke holds up the chair as the crowd goes crazy.  He hops back into the crowd dropping the chair and makes his way toward the scaffolding.    He notices the XAW techies have set up a chair all around the scaffolding.  Geez how nice of them.   

He starts to make his way up, when the crowd starts to cheer and he looks over seeing a bloody Assasin make his way through the crowd Mike smiles and starts up toward the top of the scaffolding.  Assassin jumps up and grabs his leg MIke lets go and lets his weight fall ontop of Assassin.   He gets him up and slams his head into the steel.   He tosses his body ontop a table and he starts to climb up.  He gets to the first level and turns He jumps off and comes down with a Flying Elbow drop I hear he calls the Falling Star and takes them both down through the table.  Mike is first to his feet and again starts to climb to get to the top.   Assassin twitches and rolls out of the rubble getting to his feet.   Mike is getting a good head Start.   Assassin says something to a fan and they nod yelling at some of the other fans.   Assassin jumps up and starts to make his way up the ramp.  Mike sees Assassin is gaining and tries to hurry,   The fans bring another table to replace the one they just went through and set it up.  They also throw a couple of folded chairs ontop.  

At the Second and final level Assassin has caught up and is basically ontop of Mike.   He starts to throw some elbows but Assassin ducks and gets him head under the Shoulder.  He grabs Mike for a belly to back Suplex and Mike is trying to hold on but he cant hold both of their weight and they come down crashing hard through the table and the whole building is going fucking Crazy!!!!!!!

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Both men are laid out now, Assassin rolls out of the rubble his face covered in blood.   He looks up and shakes his head.   He gets to his feet as Mike rolls to stomach.   Assassin starts the climb, as Mike gets to his feet.  He looks up looking at Assassin,  He hops onto the steel and makes his way up.   Assassin gets to the top and tries to pull himself together as blood falls from his face and head down onto the scaffolding.  Mike comes up behind him and pulls himself up.  Both are now on the top of the scaffolding.

Mike comes in and nails a Super kick.   He smiles.  He gets Assassin to the edge and has him set up with the Head On Collision.  Back Elbow from Assassin.  Another and Mike is about to Fall.   Assassin walks away from the edge and turns looking at Mike.  Mike turns Modified Point Blank and Mike goes flying of and crashes down through another table.   Assassin gets to his feet and stands up.  He grabs the the title and he pulls it down.  He holds it high in the air and collapses on the scaffolding.

WINNER OF THE MATCH AND STILL UNITED STATES CHAMPION:  ASSASSIN

Raiders of the Myth have come out of nowhere and now own two titles between the three men.  They have stepped up tonight.   

BACKSTAGE:  Breathe of Hell is sitting in their lockerroom and they are trashing the entire lockerroom.  They are tossing chairs and tables around.  Julie is in the back room with Claudia, Mary, and Jen X.    Claudia is looking at the woman's title with a smile when Adam walks in and takes it quickly, he places it in the black bag and smiles at her.   

"Nice work."

She smiles and looks up at him.   Mary snickers and looks over at Claudia.

"I can't believe you actually allowed them to parade you as a Whore.   Why would you celebrate the Miss Diva contenst much less runner up."

She shrugs

"The fans voted me.........."

"The fans are non believers, they are heretics just like the Kults. They forced Monique to wrestle at 50% at best.  Otherwise you wouldn't have won so easily if at all.   You gave in.   Becareful."

Claudia looks at Mary as Julie remains in the background.   Jen stands with her and stands shaking her head.  She apparently has heard enough.  Adam looks at them all and shakes his head.

"Enough."  

Mary looks up at him with a serious look then stands and she exits the room.  

CHRIS RAYVON VS TARA RYSING (XTREME HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP)

Bring me to life By Evanescence comes over the P.A. system and the place explodes for the Lost Boy.  She comes out with her hands in the air.  She is determined to take this title and to hurt poor little Chris.   Does she actually blame him for forcing Julie to Adam?  Oh how one is quick to pass their own faults.   She makes her way down the aisle and cracks her neck a couple of times.   She comes down in a jog and slides into the ring.     She is shown the title by Alyson and She takes a deep breathe.

Hells Bells by AC/DC  starts and out comes Chris Rayvon in an all black outfit and long trench coat.  A new song as he has his face painted with a sort of war paint.   He looks down the aisle and points.   He laughs and starts to bounce up and down as he looks off to his right and a small girl comes walking out ahead of him.   She starts to throw flowers on the aisle as the music changes to wedding music.  Tara starts to look around as the lights go down.   He starts to make his way down the aisle to the brides Music as the little girl stops at the bottom of the ramp and runs off crowd where Punkie is waiting and takes her into the crowd.    Chris smiles up at her as she points at him.  He pulls out a flower and offers it to her.  He drops his coat on the floor.

She walks away from the ropes looking confused.  He slides in still holding the rose for her.  He is begging her.  She backs up completely against the ropes.  She doesn't know what to do.   He sets it in the center of the ring and backs up to the near ropes.  She comes out and over to it and bends down to look at it.  He drops her with a shining Wizard.   SHe is on her back and he holds her down starting to kiss on her neck, then down into her clevage.  she pushes him off and he rolls away pulling himself up to one knee looking at her.  He smirks and she looks over to him and looks extremely concerned.  She stands as does Chris as they start to stair each other down.   

She fakes a charge and Chris just smiles almost inviting it.  She drops to the mat  and rolls out of the ring.  Chris smiles as she is outside of the ring and not really sure what to do here.   She blinks.   Chris goes into one of the corners and sits waiting.  The crowd is getting anxious and starts to "boo" .   She comes into the ring quickly and charges only to have Chris pull himself up and hit her head on with a hard right hand.  She is stunned and He pulls her stomach first into the turnbuckle and he presses himself up against her.  He starts to rub on her back then her toosh, and Tara is trying to get free.  He gives it a squeeze and she sends a back elbow to his face that backs him up.   She springboards off the second turnbuckle and comes over catching Chris taking him down with a inverted DDT.  

She gets to her feet and mounts him, slamming her fist into Chris' face.   She laughs and pulls him up.  She wraps him with a front face lock and takes him over with a snap suplex.   She comes off the near ropes with a springboard and nails a Suicide flip.   She rolls off of Chris and screams at him to get up.  A smile is on his face as he rolls over to his side.   He gets up to one knee and looks at her and she is calling him on.   Chris gets to his feet and she comes in hard taking him down with a spear.  She mounts him again and starts to send right hands into his face,  she is screaming at him and she is getting extremely emotional.   She gets to her feet and pulls Chris up by his hair.  She goes to whip him into the turn buckle but he reverses it and comes in following, she runs up the turnbuckle and comes off with the Rysing above the Clouds and down onto Chris.  She rolls away and hops up as the crowd gets into it.  Chris just kicks up and looks at her with a smirk and she backs up.  

She comes in with a clothesline that he ducks and he comes with a Round house kick to the jaw that sends her into the ropes, He jumps over the third rope and down to the floor grabbing the back of her head and slingshotting her onto her back into the ring.   He hops up on the apron and springboards himself off the top and comes down on top of her with a Modified Raven's Wings.   He rolls off her and drops a leg down onto her neck, up and down again.   He gets to his feet comes off the near ropes and drops a power legdrop.   he gets to his feet bringing her with him.  He sends her into the turnuckle  and comes in sending kicks into her ribs and now her head.  She drops to her ass head against the second turnbuckle, he backs up  and comes in with the bronco buster.  He rubs his cock into her face. Pulls himself out.

He pulls her out of the corner and whips her hard into the far corner.  He comes running but she gets a foot up that he slides under and out of the ring.  He hops up on the Apron quickly and to the top.  She pulls out of the corner and looks behind her, She see him standing ontop of the Turnbuckle and she drops rolls out of the ring and he comes down onto her with a cross body taking her down.   They are now outside the ring and Chris gets to his feet.  He looks under the ring skirt and pulls out a table.   He walks it to the steel Guard rail and sets it up in the corner part of the table on the two corners rest of it resting on the floor.   He turns to see her coming and he catches her, tilt a whirl, no down into a DDT!!!!!!!!!   DEJA VU DDT onto the concrete.  Chris is laid out and finally that damn smile is gone.  She gets to her feet and pulls him up onto the table that is set up.   She hops up on the apron and comes running tossing herself into a senton and taking them both into the table.  The crowd is loving this.   

She pulls herself out of the rubble and laughs.  She gets to her feet and walks to the ring skirt.  She pulls out a long Glass Table.   sets it up on the Steel barracade and the ring.  You can barely tell its there.   She starts to look under again after taking a look at Chris.  She pulls out another then grabs to chairs,   She rolls under the table and sets up the chair and comes back under.   She sets up the other chair then places that glass plate on the chairs.   A double decker.  She smiles at her work as Chris pulls himself out of the rubble and gets to his feet.   She comes over to him and grabs his hair and slides him back into the ring.   She follows him in and walks to where the tables are set up she sends him off the far ropes and goes down for a back body drop and he turns it into a fameasser.   Dropping her face first onto the mat.  He rolls away and looks outside to the tables and smiles.  She starts to get back to her feet and he sits waiting.  She gets up but stumbles and he comes springboarding off the bottom rope and wraps her legs with his feet taking her over with the Black Feather.  

He gets to his feet and that smile is back.   He steps out onto the ring apron and waits for her to get to her feet, she backs into the ropes and he  grabs her under her tits and gets his head under her shoulder and takes her up and down, they both crash through the glass plates.  With the glass exploding and they are laying in the aftermath.  A fan standing right by the impact has shards in his eye and he is screaming for a paramedic!!!!!!!

Chris is first to rise and out of the glass.  No real visible bleeding but glass is in his back.  Tara gets up and to her feet, and the same can be said for her.  No visible bleeding but I think the impact affected them more than anything else.   She is trying to get her wits and I can see glass in her hair.  Chris grabs one of the chairs and she never sees it coming and he crowns her dropping her to the concrete.   Blood now starts to bubble off her forehead and she starts to blink, as Chris puts that chair into her throat and holds it down into it.    He releases and gets her up.  He tosses her into the ring, He looks under the ring skirt and pulls out a table.  He slides it into the ring, and looks back under.   He pulls out a barbwire Baseball bat.  He slides in as Blood is falling off Tara's face and down into the mat.   She gets to her knees, and Chris stalks her as Blood runs down her face.  He scrapes it down along her face and she falls back and rolls out of the ring and stumbles into the steel barracade.   Rayvon steps out of the ring and down to the floor, she starts to make her way up the ramp trying to get away.   Chris comes up behind her and slams that bat into her back and she falls and starts to cry out.  

He tosses it down and gets her up, he walks her to the top of the ramp and slams her head first into the steel ladder leading to the top of the tron.  He forces her up and she starts to climb.   He follows her biting her ass every so often to hurry her up.  She gets to the top and crawls away from the Ladder as Chris makes his way behind her he shakes his head at her and laughs kicking her while she is down.  He grabs her by the back of the head and gets her up to her feet and starts to slam the fist into her head and opens her up further.  He gets her up in a full nelson and walks her to the side.  He takes her up and HERE THEY COME OF THE TOP OF THE TRON

REAL DEAL DDT DOWN INTO THE BLACK PLYWOOD STAGE.   THEY CRASHED THROUGH THE STAGE AND ARE ON THE FLOOR BELOW.  THE CROWD IS GOING CRAZY AND THE REF COMES OVER AND LOOKS INTO THE HOLE.

HE COUNTS!!!!!
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YES YES APPARENTLY CHRIS RAYVON...................WAIT NO.  It was Tara's arm across Chris' chest and he counted Chris out with that  

WINNER AND NEW XTREME HARDCORE CHAMPION: TARA RYSING

She has pulled it off and the paramedics have pulled her out of the rubble and Alyson hands her the title.  She raises it up as they  get her onto the stage and check her out.   Chris pulls himself out and looks to be in some pain and he slams his fist into the side and grabs his ribs shaking his head he walks past her then stops.  He places his hands together and spreads them apart to reveal a rose.  He places it on her chest and walks to the back.

BACKSTAGE:  Harvey is heading to the trainers room as yet another Lost Boy is making her way there.   He leaves Mike in the lockerroom and makes his way out to the  room.   He makes the left and runs right into the Raiders of the Myth.  All three holding their belts look at Harvey and he starts to back up until Razor pulls out the tonfa and slams it into Harvey's knee that drops him.   They start to pummel the little man and Razor starts to beat him with the Tonfa.  He says wait as the three men stop look up and you here a couple of water falls.   When all is said and done, Harvey is bloody and soaked in urine.

TRIKSTA(C) VS ADAM DARKE VS MATTHEW KULT

Headbusta by lil Scrappy starts and out comes a bouncing Triksta holding up the World Cruiserweight Championship.  A couple of the fans start calling to Triksta wanting him to slap their hands and he walks up pointing to his title and bad mouthing his own fans.  Tanisha comes running out and pulls Triksta away from the fan.  He points to the fan and they make their way to the ring.  He slides in holding up his title as they crowd starts to "boo".    He hands the title off to Alyson.  

One by Metallica  blares over the P.A. and the crowd starts with loud boos and hisses.  Adam doesn't care as he walks out with Mary.  They stand at the top of the ramp and pose.  He leads their way down the ramp and the crowd is screaming at Adam and he only laughs.   He comes to the bottom of the ramp and looks in to see Triksta holding the ropes open for him.   He looks at Trik and shrugs making his way to the stairs and walks up.  He steps in as Mary follows.  Triksta gets in his face and laughs.  The ref seperates them and Trik starts to point to himself.   

46 & 2 by Tool starts and the crowd starts to cheer, sounds Matthew hasn't heard since he was Alexander DeVoir.  He stops at the top of the ramp and out comes Monique with him and the crowd pops even louder.   They stand at the top of the ramp and he looks to her saying something.  She nods and he starts to make his way down the aisle.  She follows being ginger with that leg.   He comes in with a sprint and slides into the ring.   

He comes in firing as he tosses a right hand into Darke's face then turns and fires one for good ol Trik.   He sends another into Adam but trik fires with a thumb to the eye that backs Matthew up Adam grabs him by the back of the head and tosses him out and over the top rope.   Trik comes in pushing Adam into the same ropes and catches him coming off with a flapjack.   Trik gets to his feet holding Adam down and starts to put the boots down onto him.

Matthew slides in and calls to Trik who turns and catches the standing Ganmengiri to the chops and Matthew drops him.   Adam rolls out of the way and to the ropes pulling himself up.   Matthew starts to put the boots down into Trik and he looks over to see Adam.   Matthew makes his way over and tries to come in with a right hand but it is blocked by Adam.  He returns the favor and sends a shot to the face of Matthew that backs him up. He grabs Matthew's arm and puts him in a standard arm bar.    He grabs Matthew by the hair and pulls him down sending that twisted shoulder into the his knee and Matthew screams rolling away.  Adam smirks as Trik comes in pushing him into the rope and comes in with a Knife Edge Chop.    He pulls him off the ropes and takes Adam over with a standard belly to belly

Trik gets to his feet as he sees Matthew holding his arm.   Trik comes up behind him and drops him with a russian leg sweep and somewhere Russian perks up with a Whoa!   Trik stands as both men are down on the mat and he starts to beat his chest with both hands.  Darke starts to get to his feet and Trik waits,  Darke stands and Trik comes in with a right hand that Adam again blocks and slams one of his own into the head of Triksta.   He sends a shot into the midsection of Triksta and grabs his arm setting him up with an Arm Bar.   He drops Trik with the Broken Wing.   Adam holds onto that arm places his knee into his shoulder and starts to try to seperate Trik's arm away from his body.     

Matthew has finally gotten to his feet from what must have been a devestating Russian Leg Sweep.  He come over to Adam and sends a kick to his head. That forces him off of Triksta.   Matthew gets him up and sends him into the ropes and Catches Adam as he comes off with a Nasty Sick Belly to Belly and Adam looks to be in some pain.  Matthew is up quickly and springboards of the top ropes and comes in with a springboard moonsault.    He is up as quickly as before and Trik has gotten to his feet.  He isnt a pussy and wont stay down from a Russian Leg Sweep.   Matt comes running past him and again springboards off the ropes and takes Trik down with a flying clothesline.  Matthew is up and holds up his hands in the air.   Adam gets to his feet and Matthew comes in for a Hurricanrana but Adam drops turning it into a Sitout Powerbomb.

Ref drops to count.
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Matthew gets his shoulder up.  Adam rolls him off and he sees Triksta pull himself up at the ropes.  The woman are chearing crazily for their men.  Monique watches looking concerned.    

Adam comes in and takes himself and Trik over the top rope and down to the concrete.   Adam gets to his feet first as the women clear out.  He gets Trik up and puts him in a Hammer lock and runs his shoulder into the ring post.    He takes Trik up and drops him with a Belly to Back with the hammerlock.   Adam is up gets Trik up by his bald Head and sends him hard into the barracade head first.  Adam gets him up again but this time Matt comes over the top rope and takes them down to the floor.   Matt is to his feet and starts to pound into the heads and bodies of both men with the boot.   

He gets Trik up and tosses him into the crowd,   He starts to work over Adam with Stiff kicks to the face and body.   He gets Adam up and sends him head first into the steel then sends him into the crowd.  He goes to the ring skirt and pulls out a table.   He tosses it into the crowd and they are going crazy.   He hops into the crowd and grabs a chair.   Adam starts to get to his feet and Matthew comes across his face with the chair,   Trik starts to stand and he too is knocked down with the chair, Matt gets the table up and tells the fans to put them both ontop.  He also request them to hold them down.  Matt slides into the ring and comes off the far ropes and springboards off the top ropes and into the crowd and down into the table holding both men.  MORNING STAR!!!!

Matthew gets up slowly and gets Adam up.  He walks him to the barracade and tosses him over and falls over himself.  He sends a couple of shots into Adam's face and sends him into the ring.    Matthew slides in behind him and gets to his feet.   He gets Adam up and sends him into the turnbuckle.   Matt comes in and lifts Adam to the top and follows him up   He gets him with a front face lock.   He takes him up and down with a SUPERPLEX!!!!!  Both Men are laid out on the mat.  

Trik finally falls over the barracade and Tanisha comes over to him.  

Touching Tongue's By  Steve Vai  comes on and out walks the Drama carrying his D-TV title and starts to make his way down the aisle.    He gets to the bottom of the ramp and laughs coming around the ring.  He makes his way to Triksta checks on him.  He is bent over spitting up some  blood holding his Ribs.  Drama grabs him and tosses him into the ring.    He follows as Matthew gets to his feet and Matthew starts to point at him.  He is pointing to the back.  Drama laughs showing him the D-TV title and shakes his head.  He turns and slams it into Matthew's head dropping him.   Adam starts to get to his feet, and he turns into Drama, and HE is dropped with the title.   

Fortune Son BY CCR starts and the crowd goes Mutha Fucking Crazy.   Out walks a Face we have not seen in a long long time.   Leary comes running down to the Aisle and is he hear to help his former running Mate Matthew Kult.  He slides into the ring and he gets into Drama's Face as Matthew gets to his feet with blood coming down off his face.   No Leary turns Matthew Around and Nails him with the Acid Hit.   he reaches down and pulls up Matthew.  ONE POWERBOMB.......TWO POWERBOMB and the Son of Bitch Hits from the bong and Matthew is out.

All three men starts to pummel him as Adam gets to his feet and comes in Hitting a right hand onto Leary.  Then Another backing him up.   Triksta pulls him off and takes him over with the THUG PLEX and holds it for the count.  
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Both Matthew and Adam are laid out in the ring and Trik starts to hold up his hands.  He tells them that he can handle it from here.  Drama and Leary Hug, Drama and Triksta hug.  Leary and Drama  step out of the ring and Drama shows the blood on the belt left from both Matthew and Adam.   Him and Leary start to make their way up the aisle.   How could Leary do this to Matthew?   

Trik laughs and drops to pin Adam Darke  The ref counts.
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Trik looks frustrated and thinks he should call the two back down but what he doesn't know is that they met up with Breathe of Hell and Are exchanging fist.   

Trik pulls up Matthew and sends him into the turnbuckle.  Trik comes in with a clothesline.   He sends Matthew across the ring and follows him hitting the Thug Splash,  he sends Matthew across again and nails another Thug Splash.   He backs out as Matthew comes staggering out.   THUG PLEX and over.  Before Trik can even hold for the count Adam comes in and breaks it up.    He gets Triksta up but Trik pushes him off and He sends a right hand into Adam's face.  He drops Adam who crawls to the ropes near Monique.  She starts to cry and is upset that Adam is so hurt.  He lays his head on the bottom rope  and Monique holds his face.  Trik reaches for her but she backs up.  He starts to put the boots down onto Adam.  

Trik holds up his arms and turns only to be caught with the Compound Fracture from Matthew Kult.   The Cradled T-Bone Suplex hit its mark but Matthew cannot take the advantage, he is still down on his back as All three men are laid out on the mat.    Matt twitches and rolls to his side.    He starts to get to his feet as blood stings his eyes.  He finally gets up as Adam pulls himself up off the mat.    Triksta rolls to his knees and gets up but Matt comes up behind him and pulls him up.  He gets him in a position for a belly to back Suplex.  Wait Adam comes up and He now has Matt in Position and The fall Back.   Matt hitting it on Triksta, Adam On Matthew.   Adam gets to to his feet and grabs Trik, He pulls him up.   He sets him up and Nails a Twisting Flatline aka Falling Savior.   Trik bounces but Adam cannot capitalize.     

Adam rolls to his side and starts to get to his knees.  Matthew is sitting in the corner and looks on.  Adam stands and looks at him.  He stumbles backwards and into the far corner.  Both men shake their heads as Triksta is out cold.   Matthew calls him on and Adam pulls himself up.  The two men walk to the center of the ring and the crowd starts to go crazy.  This is what they want to see.  Both men start to exchange right hands , Matthew gets the upper hand and takes him down with the Dark Star DDT  Matthew rolls up and watches as Triksta gets to his feet.  Mathew backs into him and Trik gets him in the Inverted DDT Position.  Matthew flips up and lands on his feet reversing the postion.  He takes Trik down with a Spinning DDT.  No Not a Tornado the opponent actualy twist from inverted to normar while coming down.   

Matthew stands as Adam gets to his feet.   He comes in and lands a hard right hand backing up Adam.   He grabs him by the back of the head and sends her over the top rope and down to the floor.   Mary and Monique come over to check him.   Triksta gets to his feet and comes in hard, but catches a boot from Matthew to the midsection.   He gets him up and Drops him with the BAPTISM!!!!!!

Matthew rolls him over and covers.

1

2

3

And this one is done.   Matthew rolls off of Triksta and to the mat he has his hands over his eyes as Alyson slides in placing the strap across his chest.   Matthew grabs the title and puts it up to his face.  

WINNER AND NEW WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION:  MATTHEW KULT

Monique slides in and comes over to Matthew and hugs him.   Mary helps Adam up and he looks in to Matthew.  A smile crosses his face and they work their way up the aisle.   Matthew stands as the crowd goes insane.   He slides out of the ring and to the crowd he holds up the title and they go crazy for him.    Monique comes up behind him and wraps her arms around his waiste.

BACKSTAGE:  Leary and Drama are exchanging blows with Breathe of Hell.  Leary takes Deacon and tosses him into the concrete wall,  Ultimatum has Drama and takes him down with a devestating Spinal Buster.    Leary comes in behind him and knocks him down.  He grabs Drama and they laugh.  The take off down out of Camera View.

STEVEN KULT(C) VS VLAD (TLC,  WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP) 

All right ladies and gentlemen, it is time for your main event. 

The theme song to Halloween starts to play and dropping from the rafters is your challenger, Vlad. He touches down in the middle of the ring and stares up at the ramp, awaiting his opponent for the evening. As he does, a chair is tossed into the ring as is a table and a ladder. The techs are getting this one set up. Highway to Hell starts to play and so do the boos. Here comes your heavyweight champion, Steven Kult! Big Stevie Cool saunters to the ring, belt draped over his shoulder. He slides into the ring and tosses the belt to a tech who enters the ring and hangs the belt above the ring. Steven gets right up in Vlad's grill and starts talking shit. The blood God smirks and takes a right hand between the eyes. He drops as the ref calls for the bell.


The champ wastes no time and starts laying the boots to the challenger. Vlad rolls quickly out of the way and scrambles to his feet. Not quick enough as Steven blasts him across the face with the chair, dropping him to the mat in a heap yet again. Vlad tries to clear the cobwebs but SAK rips him to his feet. Kult Killings and the Blood God hits the mat yet again. SAK ain't playing around today folks. He grabs a handful of Vlad's hair and whips him into the ropes. High elbow hits its mark but this time, Vlad keeps his balance. SAK nods in appreciation and then slams into him with a clothesline that nearly decapitates him. Vlad spins in the air and lands on his face. Blood starts to pool underneath him as his head split open from the impact of the mat. SAK loves every minute of it as once again, he is showing why he is the Franchise. He pulls Vlad up and gets a thumb in the eye for his trouble. Vlad stumbles backwards and grabs a hold of the table. He opens it and heads back over to SAK. He ties BSC up and hits a release german that sends SAK crashing into the table. IT doesn’t break however. SAK rolls off and shakes his head. He sees the Blood God heading quickly towards him and hits a drop toehold, sending Vlad face first into the table. It explodes in a shower of splinters.

SAK shakes his head and mouths the words Too Easy to the crowd. Vlad however, has fought his way back to his feet and motions for SAK to come and get some. The champ shakes his head and does so. Vlad lashes out with some sweet chin music that snaps Kult’s head back. He doesn’t go down but he is stunned. Vlad takes advantage and drops him with a DDT. The Dark Man looks around and finds the chair. He tucks SAK’s legs into it and then springboards off the ropes. Blood Moonsault onto the chair, crushing Big Stevie Cool’s legs inside. Vlad smirks and gets to his feet, Steven screaming pain. He sets up the ladder and makes his way up. Kult, however, launches himself at the ladder and crashes into it, sending Vlad hurtling through the air and out of the ring. He crashes into the security railing headfirst! Vlad slides down to the floor. Steven stumbles to his feet, noticeably limping. The ladder is propped against the ropes but Steven isn’t even looking at it. He slingshots himself over the ropes and lands on Vlad hard. The Blood God is not moving and SAK is hurt too. But the champ is the champ for a reason. He pulls himself up via the ring mat and grabs some of Vlad’s hair, dragging him towards the steel stairs. He attempts to whip Vlad towards the stairs.

REVERSE!!

SAK crashes into the stairs. Vlad drops to his knees, trying to conserve whatever energy he can. He gets up and grabs a hold of the champion. Vlad slides him into the ring and follows suit. He pulls SAK up and drapes him over his shoulders.

Crucifix Spike!!

SAK hits the mat hard courtesy of that sit-down piledriver. Vlad sets the ladder back up and starts to climb it again. He doesn’t even appear to be looking at the belt because the ladder isn’t even close to it. Vlad stops about ¾ of the way up and leaps into the air.

FLY BY NIGHT!!!

SAK GETS HIS KNEES UP!!

Vlad rolls off him in pain, clutching at his back. He rolls around as Steven gets to his feet slowly. SAK hops to the top turnbuckle and leaps into the air.

KULT A PULT VERSION 3.7 BIATCH!!!

He slams into Vlad hard. Once again, the ladder is going up and it is nowhere near the belt hanging above the combatants. SAK heads about halfway up and leaps into the air, dropping a leg across Vlad’s throat. Steven gets up and pulls Vlad up by the hair.

Kult Classic!!

The piledriver demolishes the challenger. SAK draws a thumb across his throat, signaling that this is indeed the end. He moves the ladder and starts to climb. Vlad stirs slightly. He reaches out for the chair and collects it. The Dark Man gets to his feet slowly as SAK is within spitting distance of retaining his heavyweight belt. Vlad reaches for the ladder and pulls it backwards. SAK’s arms pinwheel and he starts to fall back towards the ring. Vlad lines him up with the chair and in a wonderful imitation of Albert Pujols, hits a home run with SAK’s head. 

Blood spurts from Steven’s head and into the crowd. They love it too. Vlad goes to one knee, trying regain whatever composure that he can.  Steven appears to be out of it but as we all know, looks can be deceiving. Vlad pushes himself up and limps over to SAK. He pulls him up and sends him running the ropes. Vlad does likewise and hits a hurricanranna that snaps SAK to the mat. Vlad pulls him up again. 

IMPALER!!!

Once again, the challenger heads for the ladder and starts to climb, this time, his eyes on the prize. SAK reaches out and grabs a hold of Vlad’s foot and pulls him off the ladder. The challenger falls but arranges himself that he turns the fall into a knee drop into SAK’s chest. The champ screams in pain but fights his way to his feet. Vlad shakes his head, not believing for one moment that Steven is still moving. Hell, I’m sure Kult feels the same way about Vlad. Hence, both men are legends in this federation. SAK snaps off a jab that scores a direct hit. Vlad’s nose explodes in a shower of blood. Looks like it’s broken. Vlad shakes his head and snaps off a jab of his own, knocking one of SAK’s teeth to the mat. SAK shrugs and ties up Vlad.

DISENFRANCHISED!!!

Vlad screams out and now things are getting bad for him. He reaches for the ropes and he’s almost there. The ref keeps an eye out. Vlad lurches forward with whatever strength remains and grabs onto the ropes. The ref calls for the break but SAK won’t do it. He continues with the hold until the ref starts to count. Vlad pulls himself up with the ropes but SAK has the chair in hand. He slams it into Vlad’s back, sending the challenger back to the mat. SAK turns, looking to the ladder and starts to climb. Vlad stumbles to his feet in pain, but starts to climb up the other side of the ladder. Both men are about even and start to exchange blows back and forth. Vlad reaches over and grabs Steven around  around the neck.
 
TWIST OF FATE OFF THE LADDER!!
 
Both men crash to the mat and hard. Vlad stirs first and starts to climb the ladder once again. About halfway up, SAK starts to climb. Vlad stumbles a bit and falls a couple of rungs. Steven takes the lead. He stumbles down one rung and now the two are even. Once again, they trade blows but none of them have much force behind them. They continue to climb the ladder and both are near the top. Vlad reaches up and scrapes the belt with his fingers. SAK reaches up and misses completely as the belt swings away from him Vlad gives one final lunge, grabbing the belt and falling to the mat below.
 
Winner of the match and new Heavyweight champion…Vlad!
 
The Dark Man pulled it off but at what cost? He lays broken on the mat as SAK makes his way down the ladder. 
 
Cult of Personality starts to play and here comes the Compound!! JK, Matthew Kult, and Chris Rayvon are heading for the ring and in a hurry. Where is Dark Arts? Camera’s head to the back and the Dark Arts locker room and it appears that the locker room door has been welded shut. This is going to be bad for the Blood God.
 
Back to the ring. Steven pulls the semiconscious Vlad to his feet and opens up the chair. 
 
SAK FU INTO THE CHAIR!!
 
Vlad’s face splits wide open and the blood really starts to flow. SAK runs his fingers through the blood and starts to draw warpaint on his face. JK has procured a table and ties up Vlad. 
 
RAVEPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE!!
 
Matthew’s turn. He also is toting a table. 
 
FALLING ANGEL v. 2.0!
 
He crashes through the table with Vlad but gets to his feet quickly. Matthew and Steven pull Vlad from the wreckage and stand him up. Chris Rayvon rubs his hands together and blows a kiss in Vlad’s direction.
 
QUICK KILL!!!
 
Vlad has been decimated. Blood is all over the ring and it’s all his. The Compound raise their hands in unison, showing what happens when you cross them. Steven reaches down for the heavyweight belt and looks at it. He spits on it and tosses it onto the new champion.   Where is Dark Arts?   Are they all been beaten so bad? How will this new Alliance of Leary, Triksta and Drama affect XAW.   RoM is covered in Gold.
 

See you all on Thursday at Thrashing!
 
Where you will see
 
Matthew Kult vs Static (Cruiserweight Championship)
 
Drama vs Adam Darke (TV title)
 
A Xtreme Hardcore Title Defense and the fallout from Tonight's PPV!!!!!!!d for the Blood God.
 
Back to the ring. Steven pulls the semiconscious Vlad to his feet and opens up the chair. 
 
SAK FU INTO THE CHAIR!!
 
Vlad’s face splits wide open and the blood really starts to flow. SAK runs his fingers through the blood and starts to draw warpaint on his face. JK has procured a table and ties up Vlad. 
 
RAVEPLEX THROUGH THE TABLE!!
 
Matthew’s turn. He also is toting a table. 
 
FALLING ANGEL v. 2.0!
 
He crashes through the table with Vlad but gets to his feet quickly. Matthew and Steven pull Vlad from the wreckage and stand him up. Chris Rayvon rubs his hands together and blows a kiss in Vlad’s direction.
 
QUICK KILL!!!
 
Vlad has been decimated. Blood is all over the ring and it’s all his. The Compound raise their hands in unison, showing what happens when you cross them. Steven reaches down for the heavyweight belt and looks at it. He spits on it and tosses it onto the new champion.   Where is Dark Arts?   Are they all been beaten so bad?   How will this new Alliance of Leary, Triksta and Drama affect XAW.   RoM is covered in Gold.
 

See you all on Thursday at Thrashing!
 
Where you will see
 
Matthew Kult vs Static (Cruiserweight Championship)
 
Drama vs Adam Darke (TV title)
 
A Xtreme Hardcore Title Defense and the fallout from Tonight's PPV!!!!!!!
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Dark December<br><br> <br><br>

12-05-04<br><br>
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Oh Holy Night by Stevie Wonder plays us in today and Dark December starts now. Red and green pyro explodes from the ramp and tron and the crowd goes insane, ready for the carnage that is sure to happen here today. As always, I’m your faithful announcer A-Bob here to call the action for you. Tonight we have another great card coming at you and we also have the Year End awards and Hall of Fame inductions, so let’s get right to it.<br><br>Back in Black starts to play and out strolls one GQ Styles. Dressed to kill in his Armani suit, Styles grabs his mic from YRT and walks to the ring. He slides in and brings the mic to his lips.<br><br>“Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages, I give you DARK DECEMBER!!!”<br><br>The crowd goes insane once again. Styles basks in the applause and waits for them all to quiet down. After a few moments, they do and Styles returns to his monologue.<br><br>“As A-Bob was kind enough to point out, tonight we not only have great action coming your way, but the newest members of the XAW Hall of Fame and the Year end Award Winners will be announced as well. I would like to introduce you all to your Master of Ceremonies tonight for the Awards and HOF so without further adieu, I give you the Hardcore Hippy from Hell, Leary Garcia!”<br><br>The Hippy makes his way from behind the curtain and waves to a crowd that for once, applauds him. Leary is dressed in a pair of jeans and a t-shirt that looks like a tux shirt. How classy. Styles walks back up the ramp and disappears into the back as Leary begins the first set of announcements.<br><br>“I’d like to start of by saying that it’s great to be here handing out the awards, but then again, I won’t. You fans are nothing more than a bunch of morons who pay good money to watch a bunch of men fight.”<br><br>Leary smiles as the chants of “Asshole!” start to permeate through the crowd. He smiles.<br><br>“That’s more like it. I’m going to start off with two categories that have no award to them. Rather, they are the ones that you all voted on as your favorites. So, with that in mind, let’s get started.”<br><br>Leary pulls an envelope from his pocket and opens it.<br><br>“The Pay Per View that you all deemed your favorite was Born Again 2!”<br><br>The fans cheer and Leary cuts them off.<br><br>“The most important titles as voted on by all the peons in the federation are…we have a tie. The most important belts are the Heavyweight title and the hardcore title. That’s it for now. I’ll be back later to announce the major award winners. You all are dismissed.”<br><br>Leary chuckles and disappears back behind the curtain. More multi-colored pyro explodes as the card for Dark December appears on the tron as It’s Getting Hectic by the Urge plays in the background.<br><br>The Fallen v. Ultimatum<br>Callisto and Tanisha v. Julie Simms and Claudia (Divas title)<br>Venom v. Assassin (Hell in the Cell Ladder match,United States Title)<br>Syco and Spawn v. Raiders of Myth (Tag Titles)<br>Crimson v. Tara Rysing (Hardcore Title)<br>THE Drama v. Adam Darke (TV title, Steven Kult is the guest referee)<br>And your main event…<br><br>Mike Johnson v. Triksta v. Vlad (Heavyweight title)<br><br>Let’s head back to the Presidents office because face it, that’s where we always start. <br><br>Styles sits behind his desk, reviewing the gate receipts. Apparently he’s happy because he’s smiling. A knock is heard at the door.<br><br>“Come in.”<br><br>The door opens and in walks JAVEX VALERIUS!! Styles smile becomes a bit broader. Javex sits and smiles back.<br><br>“I’m healed and ready to go Mr. Styles. Get me a contract and we can make it official.”<br><br>Styles opens a drawer and produces a contract. He hands it over to Valerius and gives him a pen. Javex signs it and heads back for the door. Styles clears his throat.<br><br>”Welcome back Javex. We missed you.”<br><br>The Deities Dragon nods and exits. Let’s get to the ring for the opening match of this ppv spectacular.<br><br>Better Version by Shinedown starts to play as the newest addition to the XAW ambles down to the ring. This man goes by the name of The Fallen and let A-Bob tell you, he’s a monster. HE gets to the ring and steps over the ropes, glaring up the ramp. O Fortuna by Apotheosis starts to play and here he comes, The Behemoth of Brutality, Ultimatum! Ulty makes his way to the ring and slides in. He gets nose to nose with Fallen and the ref calls for the bell.<br><br>The Fallen v. Ultimatum<br><br>The two behemoths tie up in the center of the ring and Ulty attempts to whip Fallen into the ropes. Fallen reverses, sending the Phenom running. <br><br>DEAD END!!<br><br>Ulty hits the mat but pops back up. He lurches forward and slams into the rookie with a Zipline that takes him out of his boots. Fallen goes to the mat but also manages to get up quickly. Ultimatum nods and initiates another tie up. Fallen tosses him away like he was a rag doll. Ulty gains his feet again, clearly outmatched as far as strength goes. Fallen is a huge man and while Ulty is too, he is a dwarf compared to the nearly 340 pound rookie. Fallen whips U into the ropes and attempts a clothesline that is easily ducked. Ultimatum grabs onto him and drops Fallen with a neckbreaker. Ulty drags him over to the ropes and grabs him around the neck. He pulls the rookie to his feet.<br><br>END GAME THROUGH THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE!!<br><br>Jesus DeCluex is not a happy camper. But honestly, when is he ever? Fallen lays broken in the splintered table and Ulty takes to the top turnbuckle.<br><br>PANIC ATTACK!!!<br><br>Ultimatum flung himself from the ring to the floor, nailing Fallen with a big elbow. Now both men are down and blood is starting to show on both of them. Fallen tries to gain his footing, using the security railing as a counterbalance. He’s up and he pulls Ulty up. The rookie whips the Phenom into the steel stairs, sending Ulty crashing into them and flipping over the top. The rookie slides back into the ring, seeing the ref counting them out. Ulty’s big hand comes up and he grabs the ring mat. He pulls himself up and slides back into the ring as the ref hits the 9 count. Fallen staggers over to him and pulls him to his feet. <br><br>FINAL RITES!!<br><br>He rolls Ulty up for the pin.<br><br>1..2..Ultimatum gets a shoulder up.<br><br>Fallen pulls U back up again and hits a gutwrench suplex that decimates the Behemoth. He covers again.<br><br>1..2..again, Ultimatum kicks out!<br><br>The rookie shakes his head. Ultimatum struggles to his feet and waves Fallen on. The rook nods, ready to end this now. He charges Ulty who stands in front of him. The two collide but neither one of them goes down. Ulty grabs Fallen around neck and drags him over to the corner. <br><br>DAMNATION!!!<br><br>Fallen is destroyed on the mat. Ulty covers.<br><br>1…<br><br>2…<br><br>FALLEN KICKS OUT!!<br><br>It was a weak kickout, but the match goes on nonetheless. Ulty wastes no time and pulls the rookie to his feet. He whips him into the ropes.<br><br>BURIAL!!!<br><br>Another pin from the big U.<br><br>1..2..3!<br><br>Winner of the match…Ultimatum!<br><br>Looks like the rookie has Fallen and couldn’t get up. Ha, A-Bob made a funny. Oh, stop with the hissing and laugh damnit. You know you want to.<br><br>Let’s go backstage to our MC, Leary Garcia. <br><br>Leary stands, mic in hand at a makeshift stage for the awards ceremony. <br><br>“Alright sports fans, it’s time to honor the wrestler that you all thought made the greatest improvement over the course of the year.”<br><br>Leary grabs an envelope from the table in front of him and opens it up. A smile plays across his face.<br><br>“Ladies and Gentlemen, the Biggest Improvement of the Year goes to my Libertine Regime brother, Triksta!”<br><br>The thug makes his way up to the stage and takes the trophy from Leary. He holds it high in the air as flashbulbs go off all over the place. Trik poses for a few more pictures and departs the area. <br><br>Backstage, several wrestlers have gathered around the Hall of Fame room. Another bust has been brought in and it’s covered with a blanket. A couple of the guys try and raise it to see who our one Hall of Fame inductee is but security quickly ushers them away.<br><br>Wait, we have security here? Who knew?<br><br>Let’s get back to the ring for a match that promises to be a good one. This feud has been brewing for weeks now, ever since the arrival of Callisto. Tonight, she and Tanisha compete against Claudia and Julie Simms for the Divas title. However, the only way the Divas title changes hands is if Callisto or Tanisha pin Claudia. If Julie is pinned, the title doesn’t change hands. On cue, What’s Happening by the Ying Yang Twins starts to play and here comes Callisto and Tanisha. The fans start whistling and drooling like a pack of wild animals. Was that a pair of boxers I saw fly out of the crowd? The duo gets to the ring and slide in as Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode starts to play. Here comes your Divas Champion and the Black Widow of the XAW, Claudia and Julie Simms. The Dark Arts Divas get to the ring and slide in. They get to their corner and Claudia decides to start this one off. Tanisha and Callisto play rock, paper, scissors, to see who starts them off and it appears to be Callisto. The ref calls for the bell.<br><br>Callisto and Tanisha v. Julie Simms and Claudia (Divas title)<br><br>The Blood Goddess and the Amazon tie up in the center of the ring, but no one gets the clear advantage and they separate. Callisto snaps off a stiff right that draws blood from Claudia’s mouth. She smiles and licks her lips. Claudia returns fire and hits a left cross that snaps Callisto’s head back. The Amazon shrugs and initiates another tie up. She whips the Blood Goddess into the ropes and runs them herself. Callisto hits a high elbow to the nose of Claudia, dropping her like a bad habit. The Amazon turns and tags in Tanisha. The Ghetto Queen grabs Claudia up and whips her into the ropes. Double clothesline from Tanisha and Callisto sends Claudia to the mat. Julie hits the ring, clotheslining Callisto to the mat. She turns and hits a dropkick to Tanisha’s grill, dropping her to the mat as well. The ref motions for Julie to exit the ring and she does. Claudia crawls towards the corner and tags Julie in before Tanisha can catch up with her. Simms slingshots herself into the ring and hits a high cross body on Tan. The Black Widow hops to her feet and runs the ropes. She elbows Callisto in the mouth, dropping her to the concrete. Julie pulls Tan up.<br><br>BROKEN CROSS!!<br><br>She holds for the pin.<br><br>1..2..kickout!<br><br>A little premature but I think that Julie is wanting Claudia to retain the title and this is the way to do it. End the match quick. Callisto makes her way back to the mat and tries to get into the ring. The ref sees this and stops her but the Amazon continues to argue with him. Meanwhile, Claudia slides into the ring, taking advantage of the distraction. She grabs Tanisha and slams her with a short arm clothesline. Claudia gets out of the ring before the ref can turns around. Julie pulls Tan back up and whips her into the ropes, tagging in Claudia. The duo hits Tan with a sloppy looking 3D but it does the trick. Julie exits the ring and Claudia covers Tanisha.<br><br>1…<br><br><br>2…<br><br>Broken up by Callisto! The Amazon pulls Claudia to her feet and dropkicks her to the mat. Julie flies into the picture and slams into Callisto with lefts and rights. The Amazon staggers back but the ref is in the middle of them, trying to break it up. Tanisha reaches into her tights and pulls out THE TRIK COMPANY STAMPER!! She blasts Claudia in the face, her nose exploding in gout of blood. Tan tosses the stamper out of the ring before the ref can turn back around. Callisto and Julie have made their way back to their respective corners and Tanisha tags in the Amazon. Callisto grabs Claudia and whips her into the corner. However, when the Blood Goddess hits the ropes, she slams into Julie, head to head. Simms falls to the concrete, no longer among the land of the conscious. Claudia is in trouble now. Callisto charges and spears the champ in half. She stands with a satisfied smile and drags Claudia into the center of the ring. Callisto hits a standing shooting star press that leaves Claudia breathless. The Amazon looks down at Claudia with a smile and pulls her to her feet.<br><br>PARALIZER!!!<br><br>Callisto turns and tags in Tanisha and motions for her to pin for the win and the title. Tanisha shakes her head and pulls Claudia to her feet.<br><br>MINI CLIMAX!!<br><br>The stunner leaves Claudia devastated and down. Tanisha pins.<br><br>1..2..BROKEN UP BY JULIE SIMMS!!!<br><br>That was close, this one was over. Callisto comes into the ring and grabs Julie. Paralizer!!<br><br>Julie takes the dropkick straight on but doesn’t fall. Callisto hops to the top turnbuckle.<br><br>KISS OF DEATH!!!<br><br>Julie slumps to the mat and Callisto rolls her back out onto the concrete and exits the ring. Tanisha has Claudia tied up and whips her into the ropes. Back body drop and once again, Claudia is in trouble. Tanisha tags in Callisto and then two go work. Double dropkick and Claudia is on the mat. No sooner does Tanisha exit the ring, than Callisto tags her back in. Tanisha looks at her questioningly and the Amazon points at the title over with Alyson. Tanisha nods and enters the ring. <br><br>MINI CLIMAX!!!<br><br>Tan pins.<br><br>1..2..KICKOUT!! HOLY SH!T, she kicked out!<br><br>Tanisha screams in frustration knowing that she probably wasted too much time. Julie starts to stir outside the ring but Callisto takes care of that, courtesy of a DDT into the concrete. Back in the ring, Tanisha has Claudia on her feet and drags her over to the corner.<br><br>CHRYSTAL METH!!!<br><br>Tanisha pins again.<br><br>1…<br><br><br>2…<br><br><br>3!<br><br>Winner of the match and NEW DIVAS CHAMPION…Tanisha!<br><br>Alyson enters the ring and hands the belt over to the Ghetto Queen. She holds it high as Callisto comes into the ring to congratulate her. Tanisha gives an evil grin and blasts the Amazon upside the head with the belt! The new champ calls for a mic and gets one.<br><br>“I’m sorry Callisto dear, but you’ve outgrown your usefulness. Besides, I told you that regardless of the fact that we were partners, we’d never be friends. Sorry.”<br><br>Tanisha exits the ring, Julie, Claudia, and Callisto all laying in her wake.<br><br>Let’s get back to the ceremonies backstage and see who our next award winner is.<br><br>Leary smiles for the camera.<br><br>“Ok, the next category to hand out the award for is for the Best Stable.”<br><br>Leary grabs another envelope and opens it. Again, he smiles.<br><br>“Ladies and Gentlemen, the award for best stable as voted for by all of you is the Underground consisting of myself, Goodfella, Steven Kult, Vlad, and Adam Darke.”<br><br>The other members of the former greatest stable ever walk up to the stage and the tension is so thick you could cut it with a knife. Leary hands them all their trophies and all of them make a quick exit not wanting to start something here. Wow, that’s weird to say. I mean really, since when does no one want to start a huge brawl during an awards ceremony?<br><br>Somewhere backstage, and we haven’t confirmed where or if it really even is backstage, Steven Kult and Chris Rayvon lead a person into a small room. The person is bound and gagged and has a pillowcase over their head. Anyone out there think it’s anyone other than Monique? Meh, me neither. Let’s get back to the action as another title is on the line. <br><br>Master of Puppets by Metallica starts up and here comes the challenger to the United States title, Venom! The big man makes his way to the ring, ready to face the challenge set before him tonight. He steps into the ring and waits for the champion to join him there. On cue, The Ripper by Judas Priest starts up and here comes your United States Champion, Assassin! The champ hands the belt over to a tech and it gets hung from the top of the cell and the cell is lowered, enclosing the ring. The ref calls for the bell and this one is underway.<br><br>Venom v. Assassin (Hell in the Cell Ladder match, US title)<br><br>Venom initiates a tie up, trying to use his size advantage early on in the match. He grabs Assassin and tosses him into the cage. The champ bounces off hard and Venom drops an elbow to his face. Assassin rolls around in pain. Venom turns and finds the ladder. He picks it up and splashes down on Assassin’s ribs. The Assman is in a bit of trouble at the beginning of this match. Venom figures he’s got a bit of an advantage and sets the ladder up and starts to make his way towards the title he’s been after for the last week or so. He gets to the halfway point of the ladder when Assassin crashes into it, knocking the big man to the mat. Venom lands in a heap, the ladder falling on top of him. Assassin runs the ropes and hits a leg drop on the ladder, shoving it into Venom’s ribs. Assassin kicks the ladder off of him and pulls Venom to his feet. The champ sends him running the ropes.<br><br>Bullet to the Ribs!!<br><br>The champ folds Venom in half but seems to have hurt himself in the process. He rubs his shoulder and grimaces. Assassin climbs to the top turnbuckle as Venom starts to rise slowly. <br><br>POINT BLANK!!<br><br>REVERSED!!<br><br>Venom catches Assassin and powerslams him to the mat. The big man rips Assassin back to his feet and hits a belly-to-belly suplex. Again, Assassin is not faring well against the power that is Venom. The challenger draws his thumb across his neck and reaches down to pull the Assman up. Assassin sticks a thumb in Venom’s eye trying to buy himself some time. The challenger takes a step back as Assassin pulls himself to his feet. He runs the ropes and collides with Venom, dropping him with a chop block. Venom hits the mat and Assassin lays the boots to him. The big man rolls out of the way as fast as he can and grabs a hold of Assassin’s leg and pulls him down. The champ pops up quickly and pulls Venom up by his hair. He rams him into the side of the cell, busting him wide open. The champ turns and looks for the ladder. He finds it and opens it up, setting up shop below the US title that hangs from the top of the cell. He starts to make his way up the ladder, his eyes never leaving the prize. Venom is on his feet and is starting to climb up the other side of the ladder. Assassin slips and drops down a rung. Venom reaches around and wraps a big paw around his neck. <br><br>CHOKE TOSS!!<br><br>Assassin flies into the side of the cell and slides down to the mat. Venom stumbles and falls to the second rung from the bottom. He starts to make his way back up and manages to get about three quarters of the way there before Assassin hurls himself into the ladder again, knocking it over. Venom pinwheels and hits the mat hard. Assassin crawls over to him and pulls him up.<br><br>ONE SHOT, TWO KILLS!!<br><br>Now it’s Assassin’s turn to get the ladder up again. He does so and starts to long trek up towards the United States Title. Venom sits up and sees his title chance disappearing before his eyes. He stumbles to his feet and makes his way up the ladder. Venom catches up with Assassin who apparently had to stop for a rest. The champ sees him and fires a stiff jab to the nose of Venom. The challenger takes it but doesn’t so much as move. Venom grabs Assassin around the throat again.<br><br>CHOKELSAM!!<br><br>Assassin falls to the mat and Venom continues his climb towards his first title. He gets to the top of the ladder and reaches up, unhooking the title. The ref calls for the bell.<br><br>Winner of the match and NEW United States Champion…Venom!<br><br>Backstage, Callisto is wandering around looking for someone. She knocks on the door to the Libertine Regime Locker room and Tanisha answers it. The Amazon pulls her out of the room by her hair and DDT’s her to the concrete. Busting her wide open. A cruel smile plays across her lips.<br><br>“You’re right Tanisha, we won’t be friends, but just a piece of advice. Don’t singever do what you did to me again. I might not be so nice next time.”<br><br>Callisto turns on her heel and heads away from the limp form of Tanisha. <br><br>Back to the stage and Leary Garcia for the next award.<br><br>“Thank you A-Bob. This next award goes to the two men, women, or stables that really just love to hate one another.”<br><br>The Hippy reaches down for another envelope and opens it.<br><br>“The award for best feud goes to, drum roll please. Matthew Kult and Adam Darke.”<br><br>The two religious zealots make their way to the podium and accept their awards. Not so much as a friendly look is seen between the two of them but then again, this is probably why they won for best feud.<br><br>Ok, before we get to the ring, I have an announcement from President Styles. It appears that the challengers for the Tag Team titles, Syco and Spawn have not shown up tonight so, Raiders of Myth will be awarded the win and therefore retain their tag team titles.<br><br>So, that means the next match on the agenda is the Hardcore title match between Crimson and Tara Rysing. The Lethal Tide is making his way to the ramp and Tara attacks. Looks like this one is underway.<br><br>Crimson v. Tara Rysing (Hardcore Title)<br><br>The champ takes Crimson down with a bulldog, crashing him through a pile of wood crates. Tara wades through the splinters and such, grabbing Crimson by the hair. He pops up and blasts her in the face with a piece of wood the size of THE Drama’s ego. Well, maybe not that big but you all get the picture. Tara falls back against the wall and Crimson grabs her by the hair. He drags her into the one room that she probably has never been in, the men’ restroom. He closes the door and throws her through a stall door. He follows her in and notices that someone didn’t flush. The Lethal Tide grabs her by the neck and forced her head into the bowl and flushes. I haven’t seen a swirly since high school. Not that the A-Bob ever got a swirly. Yeah.<br><br>Tara chokes on the crap filled water and Crimson pulls her out. She spits out a mouthful of water and Crimson drags her over to the sink. He slams her headfirst into the mirror, shattering it into millions of pieces. Looks like Crimson came to play tonight, doesn’t it folks. The Tide tosses the champ back out the door and into the hall. He follows her out but isn’t prepared as Tara sweeps his legs out from underneath him. Crimson hits the deck, striking his head on the wall. However, I think Crimson might be like Leary in regards to taking blows to the head. Does it really affect him that much? Ah, whatever. Tara gets to her feet and opens the door to what looks to be the boiler room. She grabs Crimson and tosses him down the stairs and into the darkness. She closes the door behind her and heads down after him. <br><br>Great job by the camera crew as we are inside the boiler room without a break in the action. Crimson lays in a pool of blood at the bottom of the stairs as Tara limps towards him. She gets to the bottom of the stairs and Crimson hops to his feet. He grabs Tara and powerslams her through the stairs. He kicks the remains of some blood capsules into the rest of the carnage. Hey, that was a pretty good ploy by Crimson. It was almost JK like. Perhaps the Tide could get his GED in Strategy. Is there such a thing? Damn, I’m rambling again. The Lethal Tide reaches behind one of the boilers and procures himself a chair. He springboards off the remains of the stairs.<br><br>CHAIRSAULT!!<br><br>The beautiful Ms. Rysing takes it head on and I think she’s hurt. Well, she’s not moving and that tells me that she’s hurt. Logic you know. Anyway, the Lethal Tide pulls her to her feet.<br><br>THERMAL DETENATOR!!<br><br>Crimson pins.<br><br>1..2..3!<br><br>Winner of the match and NEW Hardcore champion…Crimson!<br><br>Back to Leary for more awards.<br><br>“Thanks again A-Bob. I now have the distinct pleasure of introducing the rookie of the year and the wrestler of the year. Just a hint, it’s not the same person.”<br><br>Leary cackles as though he just told the world’s funniest joke. He shrugs.<br><br>“Sorry about that. Meh, who am I kidding, you all just don’t appreciate great humor. Anyway, your Rookie of the Year is Triksta.”<br><br>The Libertine Thug makes his way up for his second award. Earlier in the night he took home the award for the Biggest improvement. All in all, it’s been a good night for him. Should he win the Heavyweight title, it could get even better. Trik departs the stage. Leary opens the other envelope.<br><br>“As for out Wrestler of the year, it wasn’t even close. This man had twice the amount of votes that the second place wrestler did. The man that you all voted as your wrestler of the year was none other than Adam Darke.”<br><br>The leader of the Darke Ministry makes his way up to the stage and accepts his award. I wonder if he’ll hold onto this award seeing how he wasn’t a big fan of the Miss XAW contest. Time tell on this one.<br><br>Alright, let’s go the ring for what could easily be a main event were it not for the Heavyweight triple threat match. This is another feud that has been brewing for some time. It’s seen the TV title switch hands and just brought ill will between the combatants all around. Tonight they once again fight for the Television title. Will it change hands again or will it stay with the champ. Let’s find out now.<br><br>Touching Tongues by Steve Vai starts to play as counterfeit money rains down onto the crowd. THE Drama makes his way to the ring, confident and cocky as is usually the case with the Comic. He slides into the ring as One by Metallica starts to play and here comes the Television champion, Adam Darke. He heads to the ring cautiously, knowing that anything can happen when the Comic is involved. Darke gets to the ring and raises his title to the sky. The crowd gives him a mixed reaction as he hands the title over to Alyson. Highway to Hell starts to play and here comes your guest referee tonight, Steven A. Kult! The Franchise is decked out in full ref regalia for this one. HE slides into the ring, favoring Adam with an evil smile. I for one have no idea why Darke agreed to this. Of course, with Monique being held by Steven, he may not have had another choice. SAK calls for the bell. <br><br>THE Drama v. Adam Darke (TV title)<br><br>The Comic waves at Darke, telling him to come and get some. Adam rolls his neck, not at all able to be goaded into something. Drama nods at him, appreciative of the restraint that he shows. Darke initiates a tie up and Drama tosses him to the side. Darke gives up some size in this one to the Comic but is probably the better wrestler of the two. Darke ties up Drama again, this time whipping him into the ropes. He takes the billionaire down with a clothesline. Darke hits a standing senton and takes advantage early. He pulls Drama to his feet and snaps a stiff jab to his noggin. Steven steps in and admonishes Darke for using a closed fist. Darke shrugs him off but SAK spins him around, admonishing him again. The Minister gets nose to nose with Kult, not seeing the Comic slowly getting to his feet. Drama comes in behind Darke, hitting a belly to back suplex. Adam hits the mat hard but manages to get to all fours. Drama kicks him in the Little Minister. SAK turns his head as though he never saw the low blow. Adam looks up incredulously, but now knows what the score is for the match. SAK is going to allow Drama as much leeway as he can and Darke is going to get called for even the littlest thing. <br><br>Adam grabs the ropes and pulls himself up and Drama clotheslines him over them and to the floor. The billionaire slingshots himself over the ropes.<br><br>MISSED!!<br><br>Darke rolls out of the way as Drama crashes into the concrete. Adam gets to his feet and pulls Drama up, whipping him into the security railing. Not done, the Minister picks Drama up and whips him into the steel stairs. Darke succumbs to a rare fit of anger and picks up the stairs and lifts them over his head, ready to drop them on Drama. SAK slides out of the ring and grabs a hold of them so he can’t do it. Darke struggles against Steven but finally drops the stairs on the floor. HE slides back into the ring, Steven right behind him. Drama remains on the floor and Darke is calling for the count out. SAK shakes his head and says that he doesn’t want to. Darke screams at him and gets into his face once again. Drama meanwhile, has pulled himself vertical and slides into the ring. He comes in behind Darke.<br><br>STOCKS AND BOMBS!!!<br><br>Darke crumples to the mat and Drama does likewise. SAK watches, wanting Drama to pin but it doesn’t appear as though it is going to happen. Steven takes the initiative and drapes Drama over the top of Darke.<br><br>1.2.Darke gets a shoulder up before the quick count ends.<br><br>The champ gets to his feet and pulls the still hurting Comic to his feet.<br><br>DELIVERANCE!!<br><br>Not satisfied, Darke hits a Broken Wing for extra emphasis. He locks in the Jonestown Massacre!!<br><br>Drama spits and sputters and SAK immediately calls for Darke to break the hold. He tells the champ that this isn’t a submission match and therefore can’t use submission holds. Darke releases and shakes his head. HE goes to the top rope.<br><br>REALITY!!<br><br>DRAMA GETS HIS KNEES UP!!!<br><br>The Comic rolls over and falls on Darke, pinning him. Darke reverses and SAK begins the count.<br><br>1…<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>2…<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>Drama kicks out. What was that? You talk about a slow count, hell, the A-Bob could’ve counted to 10 with in the time that it took Steven to count to 2. Darke flops to the mat, obviously disgusted. He gets to his feet and pulls Drama up.<br><br>FALLING SAVIOR!!<br><br>Adam pins again.<br><br>1…<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>2…<br><br><br>“Oh Adam, look up for a minute.”<br><br>Darke releases the pin and looks up at the tron. There is Chris Rayvon, standing behind a chair that Monique is bound to. The Real Deal smirks.<br><br>“You wouldn’t want anything bad to happen to this beautiful woman would you.”<br><br>Chris makes a fist and straddles Monique’s lap, prepared to beat her down. SAK taps Adam on the shoulder, turning him around. He has a mic in hand.<br><br>“Lay down for Drama Adam. If you don’t, Monique suffers.”<br><br>SAK points up at the tron. Darke frowns, knowing that he doesn’t have much choice in this matter. He lays down on the mat and Drama crawls over to him and pins.<br><br>1.2.3!<br><br>Winner of the match and NEW Television Champion…THE Drama!<br><br>Drama slides out the ring, grabs his title and gets the hell out of Dodge. <br><br>HERE COMES JAVEX VALERIUS!!<br><br>He gets up in front of Drama and extends a hand to his blood brother. Drama takes it.<br><br>GLORIA POR DOLOR!!<br><br>Drama slumps to ramp and the Deities Dragon shakes his head and returns to the back.<br><br>Adam gets up and starts to walk away. Steven laughs as the picture on the tron fades out. Darke hears the laugh and stops. He turns and walks back towards SAK who just looks at him with a cocky grin.<br><br>SUGAR KICK!!!<br><br>SAK crumples to the mat, a satisfied Adam Darke standing over the top of him. The Minister slides out of the ring and heads for the back.<br><br>Speaking of heading to the back let’s go to our makeshift stage and President GQ Styles.<br><br>“Ladies and Gentlemen, now is the moment that you’ve all been waiting for, the Induction into the XAW Hall of Fame. The criteria was simple. To be inducted, 70% of ballots returned had to have a wrestlers name on it. Only one man managed that feat. 3 others came close, but just missed it. So without further banter, I give you the 2004 inductee into the XAW Hall of Fame. THE Drama!”<br><br>The cover is taken off the bust and Drama is now enshrined into the XAW Hall of Fame.<br><br>It looks like the Libertine Regime will really be partying it up tonight. <br><br>Alright, now that we have that out of the way, it’s time for the triple threat main event for the Heavyweight title. One man claims to be the Future, another wants nothing more than to show that he can compete with the best of the best, the other, a champion through and through. Who walks out the Heavyweight champion, that remains to be seen. Let’s get to the ring and find out.<br><br>Headbustas by Lil Scrappy starts to play and here comes our Rookie of the Year and the self-proclaimed future, Triksta! The thug saunters to the ring, confident that he will be the winner tonight. HE gets to the ring as Southern Hospitality by Ludicris starts up and here comes Mike Johnson, flanked by a bunch of Marines. He was serious about being protected for this match. He slides into the ring, the Marines flanking the ring. Forsaken by Wayne Static starts to play and from the rafters he descends, your Heavyweight Champion, Vlad. He touches down in the middle of the ring and starts to unharnesses himself. He finishes and gets clobbered with a superkick from Mike Johnson. The ref calls for the bell and this one is underway.<br><br>Triksta v. Mike Johnson v. Vlad (Heavyweight title)<br><br>Triksta doesn’t wait and dropkicks Johnson, who staggers back into the corner. The thug charges the stunned Johnson and spears him in half. Trik isn’t playing any games today. He wants that title and he’s showing it early. He grabs Johnson and whips him into the ropes. Hurricanranna and Johnson is back on the mat. Trik goes for the pin but Vlad pulls him off, negating it. Trik gets up and takes an uppercut to the chin. He takes a step back and Vlad runs the ropes. He takes the thug down with an elbow to the face. The Blood God turns his attention to Mike Johnson and ties him up. HE whips Johnson into the ropes and goes for a premature backdrop. Mike kicks him in the chest and hits a swinging neckbreaker that takes the champ to the mat. Johnson hops to the top rope and signals for the Crash and Burn! He leaps into the air.<br><br>TRIK SPEARS MIKE IN MIDAIR!!!<br><br>Johnson hits the mat in a heap and Trik is trying to clear the cobwebs after that move. It did the trick but at what cost. Trik grabs Vlad by his hair and pulls him up. He fires a right that Vlad blocks. The champ fires back with a right that Trik easily blocks. Vlad lurches forward hitting a clothesline from hell that nearly decapitates Trik! Vlad covers.<br><br>1..2..broken up by Mike Johnson!<br><br>Vlad rolls off Trik and gets to his feet. Johnson initiates a tie up. He goes for a short arm clothesline but Vlad ducks it. He low blows Mike and gets an immediate warning. Vlad shrugs it off and picks Mike up. He body slams him over the ropes and to the floor. Several of the Marines try and help him to his feet but the Major in charge, Major Wood, stops them. He motions for them all to head to the back and prepare for reassignment. I’m telling you, that Major looks familiar. <br><br>IT’S LEARY GARCIA!!!<br><br>He pulls Mike up and kicks him in the gut.<br><br>HITS FROM THE BONG!!!<br><br>Johnson is laid out on the concrete and it looks like this match is down the Vlad and Triksta. Leary picks Johnson up and tosses him into the crowd. He takes his place at the side of the ring, encouraging Trik on. <br><br>Back in the ring, Trik has gotten the upper hand on Vlad. He hits a snap suplex and then pulls the champ back up. THUGPLEX!!<br><br>Vlad bounces off the mat and Trik covers.<br><br>1..2..Vlad gets a shoulder up. Trik pulls him back up and sends the Blood God running the ropes. Trik goes for a clothesline but Vlad ducks it. He stops on a dime and bulldogs Trik to the mat. Vlad springboards off the ropes, hitting a blood moonsault. He holds for the pin.<br><br>1…<br><br><br>2…<br><br><br>3…NO, TRIK KICKS OUT.<br><br>Johnson tries to get back into the action but Leary sprays him with pepper spray, incapacitating him yet again. Mike screams in pain and falls to the concrete in the fetal position. Back in the ring, Vlad has Trik up.<br><br>IMPALER!!!<br><br>He covers again,<br><br>1..2..Trik gets a shoulder up!<br><br>Now Vlad is the one getting frustrated. He rips Trik to his feet and punches him in the throat. The ref warns him again, telling him that if he doesn’t stop with the illegal moves, he’s going to lose via DQ. Vlad shrugs him off, not really caring a whole lot. He pulls Trik to his feet and hits a sidewalk slam. Vlad hops to the top turnbuckle but Leary pushes him off. Unfortunately for Leary, Vlad falls right on top of Trik. Leary grimaces and then kicks Mike Johnson out of spite. That’s Leary for you. Vlad pulls himself up and then pulls Trik up. The Hardcore Hippy slides a pair of brass knucks into the ring and screams for the refs attention. The ref turns and Trik grabs the knucks and slides them on. Vlad grabs his hand and slides them off. The ref isn’t falling for the ploy and turns back around. Trik smiles and falls to the mat, acting as though he was clobbered. Vlad looks at him, confused. The ref sees the knucks in the champs hands and calls for the bell.<br><br>Winner of the match by DQ…Triksta! Still Heavyweight champion…Vlad!<br><br>The Blood God is screaming at the ref, pleading his case. But the ref isn’t listening. Leary hops into the ring and grabs Vlad.<br><br>HITS FROM THE BONG!!!<br><br>The champ is laid out. Trik gets to his feet and the two members of Libertine Regime make their way from the ring, satisfied that they made an impact on the match.<br><br>That’s it for tonight folks. Join us again at Thrashing when we come at you live from Chicago, Illinois.<br><br>You will see the following matches.<br><br>Adam Darke v. Steven Kult<br>Johnny Killa v. Vlad (Heavyweight title)<br><br>And many more. <br><br>See you then! <br><br><br><br>
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Rooftop Royal Rumble 3:  Rock the Casbah!!  <br><br>
1-8-05<br><br><br><br>

The five suicide car bombings near police facilities in and around the city of Basra killed at least 68 Iraqis -- including 18 schoolchildren, police said.
About 100 people were wounded in the bombings, which occurred after 7 a.m. (11 p.m. Tuesday ET) during the height of rush hour, a senior military source said. 
Most of the dead were civilians, killed in three bombings: one near each of three Basra police stations and two at the nearby Regional Police Academy at Az Zubayr, police said.
Ten boys and girls being driven to kindergarten in a minivan and eight girls in another minivan headed to a high school were killed in one of the blasts, according to police official Col. Ali Abdullah.
The dead included at least 16 Iraqi police officers, police said.
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The governor of Baghdad province was assassinated Tuesday morning in the Iraqi capital, an Iraq Interior Ministry official said.
A bodyguard for Gov. Ali Al-Haidri also was killed and two other guards wounded in the road ambush, officials said.
Witnesses said they saw an intense gunbattle between the assassins and the governor's bodyguards.
Al-Haidri was among the senior members of Iraq's Interim government. He had survived an assassination attempt in September when attackers ambushed his convoy using a roadside bomb and firing machine guns, the Interior Ministry said.
U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell, speaking to reporters in Thailand on a tour of tsunami-stricken areas, said news of the assassination saddened him.
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Hello Fine Americans, as we come to you from in front of the troops here in lovely Basra, Iraq!!!!!!!!!   I am William Jones!!  We are surrounded by The troops as we are forced to be out in the open, the Sun is beating down upon us at a lovely 58 degrees.   The troops are completely armed and we have been placed on alert.  We do not care but we are indeed risking our lives to be here for our troops.  
 
Don't you Worry about us America, for Iraq has to be worried about the extreme.  We are here for these Heros for all of these men and women, who protect our freedom.  You do not have to agree with this war, and you may not want our boys and girls here, but YOU MUST RESPECT THEM, and Cherish their Lives!!!!
 
Are you Ready?!?!?!?!!?   
 
ROOFTOP ROYAL RUMBLE 3: ROCK THE CASBAH STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
 
We normally would have pyro. but did I mention we are in Iraq?  I thought I did.   However our owners have opened up the budget for Todays show and we have places a huge tron up for this event.    
 
As I say that Crimson's ugly mug pops up on the screen.
 
"Men and Women of the United States Armed Forces."
 
The crowd Erupts in a huge responce.
 
"I have been sitting at home in the United States watching you risk your lives and for some of you lose your friends in Battle or worse from a PUSSY ASS Suicide attack.   Well I say NO MORE!!!!!!!!!   I SAY WE STRIKE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!"
 
The crowd erupts in cheers
 
The tron goes to wide screen as we see our good friend Crimson walking with some of our great Rookies.   With him are Syco and Spawn, The Fallen, and Static, they are making their way through the streets of Basra.   
 
Each of them, except Crimson seems to have a backpack on their back.   They come to what seems to be a regular ol' home here in Basra.   An old man sits in front and smiles speaking Arabian to Crimson.   Crimson shakes his head and the men walk into the home.   Crimson looks around and sees an out of place rug.  He walks to it and pulls it up off the floor.   There, under the rug, seems to be a well designed trap door.   Crimson smiles and calls over the four,  They look at him and all of them are ready to do some damage for their country.   
 
"Now remember, drop the bags, you have 1 minute to get out of the house.   Once you come upon any group of them below, pull the strings on the bag, drop them and run.   The blast will blow toward them giving you a chance incase you don't get far enough away."
 
Syco starts to sweat alittle bit.   Static looks proud and ready, Spawn just looks confused and the Fallen, well  He looks stoned.   Crimson grabs the opening to the door and pulls it open the four men in unison slowly make their way down the stairs.   They walk up on a congregation of Militants who are preparing a strike.  They all grabs the bags and pull the strings.  
 
Crimson smiles and makes his way out of the home.  He walks past the old man and pats him on the shoulder.   The old man laughs and nods.   Crimson slowly makes his way up the street when the entire Building goes up in flames.   That old man goes flying across the street and becomes a stain on the building across from him.  
 
"Whoops, guess I forgot to set the timers right."
 
Crimson smiles walking past the camera.
 
We can see the smoke here from what we are calling The XAW Arena part 2.  The troops are turning to see where the explosion happened as I felt the ground shake from underneath me.    Ladies and Gentleman XAW is here and we are going to win this war for our troops.  
 
WOMEN'S ELIMINATION CAGE MATCH
 
The Iraqi Government, whatever is left of it is pissed off that we will be glorifing women in this manner.   But I say Fuck the Iraqi Government.   As you know out cages dont have doors, and we have no ceiling to bring it down up them, So we have to put the five women into the ring.   Let them beat the hell out of one another, then when you are eliminated you are handcuffed to the cage.    Sucks not having a ceiling doesnt it.   
 
All five women are in the ring.  Each one wearing basically Nothing, We have Callisto Showing Nipple to any man or woman who wants to see them.   Immediately Callisto and Claudia go after Tanisha and they start to tag team her and not in a good way.    Callisto takes her down as Claudia starts to send boots down into her face.   There is no possible way Claudia or Tanisha are one hundred percent.   
 
Lana and Julie have started to exchange punches and to be quite honest I think Julie has the advantage here being with Mike for so damn long.   They start to beat the hell out of one another 2 women from the Libertine and honestly three from Dark Arts although Callisto doesn't seem to be official.  Julie grabs Lana by the hair and sends her face first into the cage.    Julie puts her boot into Lana's ass and continues to put pressure on her face from behind into the cage.   
 
Claudia and Callisto pull up Tanisha and push her into the corner the both start to kick the hell out of Tanisha.   Julie brings Lana out from the cage and runs her to the otherside and sends her up face first into the cage and Lana bounces off falling to the mat.     Julie now comes up with the other two girls.  She says something to them and she turns back around and is caught in the gut with a kick.    Lana grabs Julie's shirt and rips it off HOLY SHIT WE HAVE TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Julie grabs up to cover her chest and Lana takes her down with clothesline!
 
Claudia looks back and comes at Lana, who goes down and send Claudia up and into the steel cage.   She comes Sliding down and HER SHIRT IS RIPPED OFF MORE TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!  We Have Titties everywhere!!!!! titties titties titties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Lana is laughing and pointing at the two women from the Dark Arts.   Callisto Rolls her up.  Cover!
 
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Tanisha comes out of the corner and she just takes her shirt off and so does Callisto, Ladies and Gentleman we have Tittiepalooza 2005   We have titties flopping all around, Claudia comes over and kisses one of Callisto's holy jesus I am going to have to jerk off here shortly.    The three Women of the Dark Arts come in and take Tanisha off her feet, all three start to stomp the hell out of her and boobies are flying and bouncing and Good God they are huge.   Callisto comes off the near ropes and drops a leg across Tanisha's neck almost hitting the titties.    She pulls up Tanisha and Claudia grabs her and drops her with the Blood Goddess.   They let Julie make the cover.
 
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Claudia looks at Callisto and they put up their arms.   Claudia points at Callisto then down to her Vagina.  Callisto smiles and nods.  She pulls Claudia in and rubs her hand up her body and her belly.   She grabs at Claudia's pants but Claudia waves a finger and points to the back.  Callisto smiles and Claudia lays on her back, Callisto drops down and makes the cover.
 
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We had a hell of a Tittiefest and I want to please see more of these woman.  I want to touch and lick on them but I dont think any of them will give me the time of day.     
 
backstage:  Mike Johnson is walking backstage under the tents when he walks past the former Emperor of Japan.   Mangler snicker and shakes his head.  Mike stops and turns toward Mangler, who glance back and nods to The Man.   
"You have something to say to me Mangler?"
 
Mangler stops for a second, seems to be pondering something.   He has his hand on his chin and the whole nine.  He continues to look up in the air and around.

"Wait yes I do.  How is that ego of yours now that the Libertine Regime, for a second time, made you our bitch?"

Johnson starts to laugh and then stops. 
 
"You know what Mangler, I have your bitch right here."
 
Johnson comes up and slams a fist into Mangler's face that rocks him and backs him up a bit, Mangler goes to take another shot only to have Mike duck, get his arm around him.....HEAD ON COLLISION!!!!!!!!!!!  Mike jumps up to his feet leaving Mangler on the concrete.  
 
"That easy Mangler.  Just that easy."
 
ADAM DARKE VS STEVEN KULT
 
ONE by METALLICA starts and the Troops are going crazy, out to the ramp walks the man, the myth, the legend of our time.   The one man that understands that four letter word.  LOVE.   The one man who is willing to do anything for his woman, for his ministry, for those closest to the heart.  He stands at the top of the ramp and looks down to the ring.   He pops his neck preparing for a war and makes his way down.  He slides into the ring.   He goes to every single turnbuckle and points to all of the troops then pounds his heart for them.
 
HIGHWAY TO HELL by AC/DC  starts and the crowd starts to let him have it.    The music continues and he doesn't seem to be coming out, or is he afraid of being shot.  I might be.   The Music stops and Darke kicks the ropes and leans over the ropes calling for him to come out.
 
AWAKE by GODSMACK starts and out walks a very healthy, very sexy, holy Jesus I have a hard on as Monique has just walked out in the sexiest outfit I have ever seen.   The troops are cheering and applauding.   They are screaming for her.  She has a mic in hand and makes her way down to the bottom of the ramp.  
 
Darke looks completely stunned.  He is looking at her and blinking.  He looks utterly confused.   He looks like he has seen a ghost.  Monique smiles up at him and speaks into the Mic.
 
"Hi Baby."
 
Adam walks to the ropes and grabs a Mic from Alyson.   He walks over to the ropes and looks down to Monique.

"You're okay?  I....I thought they were hurting you....."
 
Monique smiles and looks up at him.   She takes in a deep breathe.
 
"Adam, They were nothing but perfect to me.  They gave me a home, they gave me a great place to live, made me feel like I was home.  I wasn't home.  I wasn't with you.  I wasn't with my Love, my husband.   Nor where you that man.  My husband would have never raised a hand to me, my husband would have never allowed me to stray not only to Matthew, but to Claudia on cold nights, my husband would have never left me unfulfilled.   YOU ARE NOT HIM!!!!!!!   
 
I did this to you.  I did this to open your eyes, to pull you away from the false misconceptions.  I did this for you.  I did this to punish you for hitting me, for taking my livelyhood and my pride.  I did this cause you HIT ME!!!!!"
 
She starts to cry and Adam backs away from the ropes.   He falls to his knees in the center of the ring.   He has a few tears streaming down his face, he is reaching out for her.
 
"You hurt me Adam, so I hurt you.  This person that you have become only answers to pain and embarrassment.   So I embarrassed you, I hurt you.   I asked the Kult's to do me this favor, to do ME this deed.   I ASKED THEM TO DO TO YOU WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME!"
 
Adam has his head down on the mat and She walks to the stairs and gets into the ring to join him.  She walks to him and kneels down next to him.
 
"Are you ready?  Are you ready to go home with me?"
 
He looks up at her and tears are streaming down his face and he nods to her. 
 
"Monique I am sorry, I am sorry for everything I have done to you, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you less important, but now I know.  Now I understand that its you I need.  You and Me forever.   Together, we will make this the Year of Adam and Monique Darke.  This will be our year.  Our time."
 
She grabs his face and kisses him on the cheek.   She puts her forehead on his, they smile.   
 
"Oh Adam, I want that too.  I want to reach out and grab what you want, I want to see Gold around your Waist, I want to give you what has been given to me."
 
He looks at her.
 
"Titles?  Gold?  Does that really......"
 
She puts her fingers to his lips.
 
"Yes, but not for us, but for the Adam Darke I know.   The Adam Darke, who makes US, his family, and his career, his priority."
 
He smiles and stands,  he reaches down and grabs her hand.  He pulls her up.
 
"Then my quest, my life our life begins now."  
 
They hug and kiss very passionately in the ring as the Troops start to applaud.   The cheer as the couple exits the ring, and makes their way up the aisle.  
 
Backstage:   Matthew is just outside the arena that has been set up and around a very busy shopping center.  Standing buildings hold stores and those that were damaged have workers outside under small tents with their goods.  Matthew walks along looking over everything offered.  He looks at some of the food and the fruits.   He continues on and comes to a center of the shopping center.  He looks at the building and realizes it is a Mosque.   He smiles and decides to make his way into the building.  A man on the outside puts his hand on Matthew's chest at the door.  Matthew looks down at the hand and then up at the man.  He starts to speak softly in a language unfamiliar to Matthew.  He looks around at the sandals on the ground and Matthew slides off his tennis shoes.  Luckily he has yet to dress for his match.  The man continues to hold his hand on his chest and Matthew snarls at him.   
 
The man starts to speak english.
 
"You are not Muslim, You cannot enter our house of Worship."
 
Matthew smiles and nods.
 
"I was curious, can you not take me in for a tour?"
 
The man lowers his head.

"This is a place for prayer not for tours."
 
Matthew smiles.
 
"And if you don't, I will disembowel you and leave you in the streets."
 
The man's eyes widen and nods to him.  
 
"Atleast follow our customs.  Right foot first as you go in."
 
Matthew smiles again and follows him inside with his right foot first.  The man puts his finger to his lips and Matthew nods to him.  He leads him into the prayer room  where in the center rest a large fountain and water.  Matthew looks around at the individual rugs on the floor.   At the water, at everything.  He looks up at the platform with the Koran and smiles.   The smell of incense is in the air.  
 
He shakes his head and looks to his guide.  
 
whispering "This place is beautiful." 
 
A couple of men are doing their prayers and look back at Matthew.  One stands and walks up to him and his guide.
 
"You are not welcome here."
 
Matthew looks at him and tilts his head.
 
"why is that?"
 
"You are not Muslim, you are not a follower of Muhammed, you do not understand anything about our faith.  You come here to mock it, destroy our building to treat us like garbage."
 
Matthew smirks looking him dead in the eyes.  He walks away from the man toward the door, the guide follows him and they walk out.  Matthew finds his shoes and places them back onto his feet.

"Thank you for the tour."
 
"He was right, to him you are the infidel....."

Matthew looks back at him and smiles,

"And to me, you are following a prophet who was so engrossed with his own ego that he relayed the wrong message from God.  You follow a man who was so possessed with his own power and abilities that he forgot to follow GOD.  You follow your faith like it was ment too be followed, so I have no quarrels against you or him.  However, if you for a second think, I am the infidel.  Then you need to read the Koran alot closer and see the faults in your prophet."
 
JAVEX VALERIUS VS JOHNNY KILLA
 
PAPER CUT BY LINKIN PARK comes over the speakers and out walks the Deities Dragon.   He has finally been cleared, he has the Phantom of the Opera mask on the right side of his face.   He holds up his hands at the top of the ramp and then makes his way down the aisle.   He comes down in a soft jog and slides into the ring.    He gets to his feet and starts to bounce up and down.   He looks up the ramp.
 
EPIC by FAITH NO MORE  comes on the P.A. and out walks the green haired phreak.    He stands at the top of the ramp and points down to the man in the ring.   He makes his way down to the bottom of the ramp and seemingly is ready.  He looks up into the ring and points at Javex.   A little giggle escapes his lips.  
 
Javex isn't going to waste the the time as he comes off the far ropes and comes charging, he jumps up and springboards off the top ropes.  He comes down with a somersault plancha taking Johnny down to the steel of the ramp.   Javex reaches down and pulls the man up by his hair.  He sends Johnny toward the concrete barracade, but Johnny jumps up on them and comes off with a flying clothesline taking down Javex.  Both men are down and we are already seeing some high impact on both ends.  Johnny pulls himself up as does Javex, who comes in quickly sending one foot into Johnny's gut then kicks him in the back of the head with the enzuigiri.  Johnny face plants the steel ramp.   
 
Javex gets him up by the hair and slides Johnny into the ring.  He slingshots himself over the top rope and comes down across the Phreaks throat.   Javex gets to his feet and reaches down pulling up Johnny, he sends him into the near turnbuckle.   Javex comes in steps off Johnny's leg and jumps up onto his shoulders taking him over with a hurricanrana.    Javex gets on his knees and shakes his head still disappointed with what has transpired.  He looks back and starts to get Johnny up to his feet.  He sends Johnny chest first into the turnbuckle and Johnny hits hard backing up.  Javex runs past Johnny and springboards off the ropes and is caught taken over with a Powerslam.   Johnny gets to his feet quickly and runs up the turnbuckle then comes off with Suicide flip legdrop landing it perfectly.    
 
Johnny gets to his feet quickly and drops a knee down into the bridge of Javex's nose.   Johnny rises quickly and drops a leg across the throat of Javex.   He gets back to his feet and pulls up the Mexican Jumping bean.   He gets behind him and takes him over with a german phreakplex non-bridged.   He holds onto the waste lock and pulls Javex back up.  He backs him up by the ropes and sends Javex over again with a release over rotated German PhreakPlex and Javex lands face first on the concrete outside the ring.   Johnny waits.   Javex starts to shake it off by getting to his knees, the Phantom of the Opera mask is scuffed.  He finally gets to his feet and Johnny sliungshots himself to a sitted position on the ropes and springboards off his ass down onto Javex with a moonsault.   He takes his fellow HOfer to the concrete for the second time.    Johnny pulls himself up and Javex.  He locks him in a front facelock and takes Javex over with the snap phreakplex.  
 
Johnny kicks up quickly.   Johnny looks over to Javex and comes in with a hard shot to the face with the boot.  He reaches down and pulls up Javex.  He sends him head first into the concrete barriers again and Javex just crumbles.   Johnny starts to put the boots down into Javex.  He reachs down and pulls up Javex.  He runs him to the ring and slides him in.  Johnny hops up on the  apron and he steps into the ring and starts to pull up Javex.  He sends him into the far ropes and steps up only to have Javex baseball slide between his legs get up, run to the near ropes, springboard off the ropes and take Johnny down with a crossbody.   Javex gets to his feet comes off the ropes and lands a power legdrop across the face and throat of Johnny.    He is up quickly and starts to send Johnny to the far ropes only to be reversed......another springboard and dropkick again taking Johnny down.    
 
Javex gets to his feet as Johnny struggle to get back up.  Javex goes outside the ropes and waits for Johnny to turn.    Johnny does and Javex springboards off the top rope and comes in grabbing Johnny and takes him down with a Dragonrana.  He holds for the cover.
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YES YES NO NO NO.....Johnny kicked out holy shit, that had to be a damn near miracle shoulder roll.   Javex pulls up and pulls Johnny with him.  He sends him into the turnbuckle and Javex comes in only to have Johnny jump up onto the top turnbucke and Javex goes in Chest first but Johnny gets him and sends him into the ropes with the tarantula.  Javex is screaming in pain as Johnny releases and rolls back into the ring, Javex is trying to crawl away when Johnny grabs his back legs and turns toward the center of the ring.  He takes him over with the WheelBarrow Monkey Plex.   Javex lands hard and grabs the back of his head.   Johnny comes in pulling Javex up, he sends him into the turnbuckle and Johnny comes in Hard.   GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!!!!   Johnny is stopped dead in his tracks and on the mat.  Javex collapses on top for the cover.
 
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no no no Johnny got his foot on the ropes the ref is calling it off and Javex is grabbing his head.  What does he have to do.   Javex pulls him up again and takes a step back he comes in but Johnny captures the leg and sends Javex over with a modified over the top captured belly to belly that sends Javex into the turnbuckle back first.   Javex drops onto of his melon and collapses in a heap.  Johnny pulls himself up and stumbles backwards to the center of the ring.   Javex starts to pull himself up, Javex stumbles out of the corner and Johnny comes in and catches Javex and Downloads him.   Both men lay on the mat in the center of the ring.   John rolls to his stomach as Javex pushes himself up.  He gets to his knees and looks over to Johnny who pulls himself up.   Javex gets to his feet and lines it up.   GLORIA POR DOLOR MISSED!!!!!!   Johnny ducks and steps behind him SYSTEM CRASH!!!!!  Javex face plants the mat but rolls out of the ring.  
 
Javex has vanished and Johnny looks over the rope to see....nothing...he is gone.
Wait from the other side of the ring.....ALONE IT"S ALONE!!!!!!  WAIT...THE MASK IS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE FACE!!!!!!  ITS ON THE LEFT SIDE AND  JESUS THIS GUY IS MUCH BIGGER.  Alone charges at Johnny and takes him down.   He immediately goes for the ankle and locks it on.  Johnny starts to scream in pain.   Alone is standing behind Johnny and locked on a Mangler esq ankle lock.  Johnny rolls through and kicks Alone out of the ring and to the floor.   Johnny now looks frustrated.  He gets to his feet holding that ankle.  WAIT ANOTHER ALONE HAS ROLLED OUT.  AGAIN MASK ON THE LEFT SIDE!!!  He slides into the ring.  He sends Johnny into the near ropes and catches him with a sleeper.  Johnny reaches for the ropes but Alone  locks it in further.  He takes a step back and drops Johnny down onto the back of his head.  Alone gets Johnny up and puts him up and down with STOCKS AND BOMBS.  Alone rolls out of the ring.    Javex is back and now slides into the ring.
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He gets Johnny up only for him to lock on the T-Bone PhreakPlex and Takes Javex over.   Johnny is slow to get to his feet.  Yet he does.  He walks to Javex and pulls him up SMALL PACKAGE
 
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NO NO NO Javex kicks out.   He rolls away and is breathing Heavily.  Johnny gets to his knees as the crowd is going mother fucking apeshit.  Both men get to their feet and come together with a tie up.  Johnny pushes him away, comes in quickly and takes him over with the Northern Lights Suplex.  the ref drops for the cover.
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Johnny cannot capitalize.   Both men are laid out on the mat, both men are down.  Both men are out.  Finally Johnny rolls to his side and pulls himself to his knees.  Javex has yet to move.  Johnny crawls to him and turns him over.  Johnny covers with an arm. 
 
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WINNER OF THE MATCH: JAVEX VALERIUS
 
Both men are laid out in the ring.  Neither man is moving till Javex rolls off of Johnny, the troops are going crazy, I say Crazy ladies and gentleman.  Johnny had to come through everything.  What the hell is going on here.   Why did Javex have to cheat, why did he have to go that route.......This isn't done.   
 
Backstage:  A young woman wearing the traditional Islamic garb comes into the backstage area.  She seems lost and puts her head down, when Chris whistles toward her.  She turns quickly to find Mr. Rayvon sitting against a building alone.  He is looking up toward her and she immediately lowers her gaze away from him and takes a few steps back.  Chris raises a brow.  He rises from his sitting position and walks up to her.  He looks up then immediately back to ground.  He reaches for her arm but she gasps and takes a step back tripping over her own feet and falls on her butt.  Chris smiles as she looks up to him.  He offers his hand down to her but she crawls away.  Tears are forming in her eyes and he looks confused.
 
He takes a step back and she pulls herself up and lowers her head looking to leave the way she came in.  She stops and slowly looks up at him.  He nods his head toward her. 
 
"So what do you where under there?"
 
She tilts her head.  He points to her and then to his clothes, she only nods. He gives the Universal sign for lift it up "show me your tits".   She blinks and starts to laugh.  She shakes her head no.  She does the same to him and he more than happily lifts his shirt up for her.   She then points to his pants.   He starts to undo his pants and she looks down giggling peaking back up, the camera pans behind him as she looks and her eyes go wide.  He tucks everything back in and walks up to her.  She smiles and starts to walk away when she takes the hood off and looks back.

"Nice Stuff Chrissie pooh."
 
Tara makes her way back toward the woman's area as Chris stands smiling.
 
MIKE JOHNSON VS VENOM  (UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP)
 
MASTER OF PUPPETS by METALLICA starts on the P.A. system and out walks the Monster, the destroyer, the Big Ugly himself.   He stops at the top of the ramp and holds up his big Meaty paw.   He roars and beats on his chest as the troops are going crazy for the man.    He starts to make his way down the aisle looking left to right, right to left with a paranoid look.    He starts slamming his hands on the Mat and throws his arms in the air.  He rolls into the ring and pulls himself up.  
 
SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY by LUDACRIS comes on and the troops go wild, they all must be dangerous fans as the Man Mike Johnson comes out to the top of the ramp his United States Championship on his waste.  He is wearing the Military fatigues and the United Stares Belt is made of Camo leather.  They are cheering incredibly for him.    He holds his arms out and points out to everyman and woman in the crowd.   He pops his neck and takes in a deep breathe .  He makes his way down the aisle.  He walks up the stairs and steps into the ring.   
 
Alyson slides in and she walks up to Mike taking the belt from him.  She walks to Venom and shows him the belt.  She then holds up the title to show the troops.  
 
The two men stair each other down and walk to the center of the ring.  Mike looks up to the much bigger man.    Venom just starts to breathe heavily and Mike starts to talk alot of shit.  Finally Mike takes a step back and comes in with a right hand.  Venom looks rocked and then gets nailed with another then another.  Mike comes in and Venom roars.  he starts to hit himself in the face then comes in hard slamming a fist into the face of Mike Johnson.   Mike drops to the mat and rolls away getting to one knee, Venom looks at him and laughs.  
 
Mike gets to his feet and nods.   He tells Venom to bring it in.   Venom comes in quickly and the two men tie up and Venom immediately takes the size and strength leverage and pushes Mike down to the mat.    Venom comes in quickly and starts to send stiff kicks down into Mike Johnson.   He reaches down getting the man by the hair and lifts him up.   He sends him hard into the far turnbuckle and comes in quickly.  He is met by the boot from Mike and Venom stumbles away, Mike pulls himself up to the second rope and comes off catching the big man and drops him with the Tornado DDT.  Mike rolls out of the ring and tries to get some wits as Venom sits up and looks over at Mike Johnson.  Mike looks suprised and Venom comes rolling out of the ring.

Mike comes in with a quick boot to the midsection then comes in with a right hand.  He grabs Venom and tosses him head first into the concrete barracades the troops have set up for us.    Mike puts the boots down into his body and face.   He reaches down and starts to get Venom up.  However Venom gets him with in a waste lock and lifts him up and drops him down face first on the concrete barracades.  Venom rolls away as Mike is on his knees face down by the concrete.  Venom gets to his feet and comes in with a boot towards his head but Mike rolls away.  Venom damn near kicked the concrete barracade over.  Mike quickly hops up onto the apron and comes running off with a somersault plancha catching Venom and taking them both down.    
 
Mike gets to his feet and stumples to the apron.  He hops back up and looks back at Venom.   He pulls himself up with the Barracade and looks back.  ASAI Moonsault and Venom catches him.   Venom turns and slams Mike down hard on top the concrete Barracade only thing stopping Mike from being broke in half was the troops catching his legs.  Venom comes down across his throat and drops Mike on his head.  Venom reaches down and picks him up sending him into the ring.  He follows him in.   Venom takes a couple of steps back as Mike starts to pull himself up, Mike grabs at his back and turns toward Venom to catch a huge boot to the face.   Venom drops a huge leg across the throat of Mike.   He gets back upright and grabs down at Mike's hair again.  He pulls him up and sends him into the far ropes taking a couple steps forward.  He catches him and takes him down with the Venomous Bite.   Venom gets to his feet and comes off the near ropes and drops a knee to the forehead of Mike Johnson.  
 
Venom pulls Mike up again, he places Mikes Arm down by his cock and takes him up pumphandle style and drops him viciously down on the mat with the Carnage Slam.   Venom gets up to his knees and is just tearing Mikie a new one.  He smiles and gets to his feet.  He grabs Mike by the hair and pulls him up again, he puts that big Meaty Paw around Mike's neck.   Mike comes in with a hard shot to the nuts.  Venom releases and tries to keep his wits as Mike takes a step back and comes in with the Super Kick.  Both men drop to their backs as the crowd goes crazy.   Mike rolls to his stomach and starts to crawl to the ropes.   Venom sits up again and gets to his knees then up to his feet.  Mike looks back as Venom starts to come in, and Mike nails another super kick that drops Venom a second time.    Mike barely holds onto his balance.
 
He runs past Venom and springboards off the ropes with a moonsault but corkscrews it to a rolling senton.  He pulls up and drops a quick leg down.  He reaches down and sits Venom up, he comes off the near ropes and dropkicks him right in the face.   Mike rolls off and gets to his feet.   Venom rolls to his stomach and Mike comes in with a hard blast to the ribs.   He then starts putting the boots to the back of Venom's head.   He comes down with a couple of knees and he is starting to get his rush.   He pulls Venom up to his knees and he starts to send right hands into his face.   He pulls Venom up and walks him to square up the turnbuckles.  He sets him up in an inverted DDT then brings him around for the Test Drive.   Mike steps outside the ring and up the turnbuckle.  He gets to the top and comes off with the crash and burn and Damn if he doesn't burn as Venom rolls out of the way.
 
Mike hops up to his feet quickly and grabs at his midsection.  Venom gets to his feet.  Mike turns right into him and Venom grabs him by the neck.   He start to get him up but Mike sends a shot to the midsection and Venom pushes him back down, Mike pushes the arm to the side and takes the big man down with the HEAD ON COLLISION!!!!!!!!
 
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WINNER AND STILL UNITED STATES CHAMPION: MIKE JOHNSON
 
The crowd explodes and Mike gets to his feet holding his arms in the air.  Alyson slides into the ring and she hands Mike the title and He holds it up for the troops and for himself.   G.Q. is informing myself in my ear that this is NOT VENOM'S LAST SHOT.  NO No No.....We will have to wait and see what is going to happen.
 
backstage:  Triksta walks to the First Aid station.  He is there to get his shoulder massaged after his match with Ultimatum last night.   He lays on the table as a MP tells him he will get the doc on duty.   Trik rolls his shoulder as his Japanese friend walks in.
 
"Ah Twikster, Good to see you."
 
Trik looks up at the man and shakes his head.
 
"How me hel' you to-day?"
 
He smiles showing he only has about 8 of his teeth
 
"look man, I just need a massage on my shoulder, you need to go out and find someone to come in here cause I met get all funky on your jap ass."
 
The man looks confused
 
"Recum Ezam?"
 
"No Damnit.  I just need a massage!!!!"

Triksta points to his shoulder and the guy starts to nod.
 
"Oh you need massage.  Me Massage Long time...you know suckie suckie"
 
Trik hops up off the table.
 
"What?!?!?!? "
 
"Oh yes long time.  Me Massage.  Five Dollar..."
 
Trik walks out.  Flipping the guy off.  Finally a military doctor wealks in and over to Dr. Funaki. 
 
"Did you already help the gentleman in here?"
 
The doctor smile and starts speaking with a Boston Accent.
 
"Yeah, I got his sorry ass."

THE DRAMA VS TRAVIS HAYTE (TELEVISION TITLE)
15 MINUTE IRON MAN STREET FIGHT
 
 The rules for this match are quite simple.   You can not be disqualified allowing the use of weapons, spankings upon the ref, whatever the hell you like, you have 15 minutes to either pin or make your opponent submit.  If we have no pinfalls or submissions, or they are tied when the time expires, the match ends in a draw.  The champion cannot lose the belt on a draw.
 
POEM by TAPROOT starts and out walks the challenger.   The man who enters this match trying to do something no other rookie has ever done before.  Win the Television title on his third Match.   He stands at the top of the ramp, the Troops dont know this man very well, they are not sure how to take him but he makes his way down the aisle.   He comes down in a soft trot and slides into the ring.  He looks out to the troops and awaits the arrival of the Television Title.
 
TOUCHING TONGUES by STEVE VAI starts and out walks our Television Champions with is title around his waste.  He walks out to the ramp and looks down at the rookie, the same rookie who dropped him with the DVD last Thrashing.   Drama makes his way down the aisle.    He stops at the bottom of the ramp and to the stairs.  He walks up them and steps into the ring.  He takes off the title and climbs the nearest turnbuckle and holds the title up in the air showing it off.   The crowd appreciates this as he looks back at Travis.
 
He steps down handing the title to Alyson.  She takes it over to Travis to let him look at it.   She then holds it up and shows it to all four sides of the ring.   She steps out of the ring.
 
15:00
 
The two men start to circle one another.   The come in to tie up and Drama sends a shot to the midsection before they even get that far.   He sends a right hand into the kids face that drops him down to the mat.  He sends a few boots down into Travis only to have him catch one, and put a lock on it.    He tries to take Drama down with a trip but Drama quickly pulls away.   Travis gets to his feet.  
 
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Drama calls Travis in, and Travis only smiles holding his ground.   Drama taps on his wrist signifying the the time limit.  Travis starts to walk along the ropes and Drama follows suit.   Finally the two men come in together in the middle of the ring, neither man is getting the edge and Drama's  back has come into the ropes.  Travis is pushing Drama's head back.    Finally they release but Travis comes in with a hard shot to the chops.  Travis turns and sends a hard chop into Drama.   WHOO!!!   Drama laughs comes off the ropes and he sends a knife edge chop into Travis that drops him to the Mat.   
 
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Drama starts to again put the boots down into  Travis once again.   He reaches down and pulls up the poor bastard.  He sends him across to the far ropes and catches him with the tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.  Drama holds him on his knee and presses down on his chin and his legs.   He rolls Travis off and kicks him in the ribs.   He laughs.  He pulls Travis up to his feet.  Drama starts to slap him around and Travis stumbles backwards into the corner.  Drama follows him in and again comes in with a chop across the chest and neck.   WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!  Drama sends him across the ring and into the far turnbuckle.   He comes in and finds a boot for his trouble.   Drama stumbles and turns toward the center of the ring.  Travis comes running out and takes Drama down with the bulldog.   Travis gets to his feet and drops a knee down into the back of the melon of Drama.   He looks up to the clock.
 
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He shakes his head, and reaches down pulling Drama up only to take him back down with a belly to back suplex.   Travis rolls out of the ring and pulls out a chair.  He holds the chair up in the air and slides back into the ring as Drama gets to one knee.  He stands behind him stalking the son of a bitch, Drama gets to his feet and turns right into the chair shot.   Drama is dropped and Travis immediately drops the chair and goes to Drama, he gets him up again, he places one of Drama's arms between his leg and hooks the  other taking him up and dropping him down with Ill Portents.    Drama is in  a bad way as Travis comes back over to the chair.   He starts beating Drama senseless with it.  He tosses it out of the ring and drops for the cover. 
 
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Travis mounts and starts to send lefts and rights down into the Television Champion.   He pulls up and brings Drama up with him.   He wraps him in a front face lock and takes him over with the snap suplex.   Drama grabs at his back as the kid is smelling an upset.  It would be Drama's luck.   The kid comes over and starts sending boots down into the head and face of the Iconic Comic.  He pulls him up once again and puts him up on his shoulders.  Drama manages to get off and down onto the mat behind him.   Drama grabs him and takes him over quickly with an inverted Suplex.   Both men are on the mat.  
 
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Drama rolls to his stomach and gets to his feet.   Travis gets to his knees only to have Drama drop a knee down into the center of his back.   Drama reaches over locks on the TAX RELIEF a combo of the El passo Lasso and sleeper,  Drama has it locked in and Travis really has no where to go, he cannot afford to allow the clock to run down and not tap out.   Travis is trying to hold on, he is fighting it but he is allowing precious seconds, and now a minute to pass by.   He starts to tap out.   
 
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5:30  
 
Drama releases and rolls away with a smile on his face as Travis rolls out of the ring.   He falls to the concrete floor grabbing at the back of his legs.  Drama stands and walks to the ropes leaning on them.  He looks down on Travis shaking his head.   Traviis puts his hand up on the apron and starts to pick himself up.  Drama backs away from the ropes to allow him to get to his feet.   Drama comes off the near ropes and baseball slides into the Travis sending him into the concrete barriers.  Drama steps out of the ring and points to Travis and comes over.  He starts to put the boots down into the young man.   Drama pulls him up and sends him back into the ring.   Drama follows him in and gets to his feet.   He stands over Travis and taunts him rubbing his boot into the man's face.   He reaches down and pulls the man to his feet.  He gets him up on his own shoulders and takes him up and down with the Standing Ovation.   Cover.
 
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4:01
 
Now Drama probably wants to pitch the shut out here.   He waits for Travis to get to his feet.   Travis gets to his feet and looks like he has been through hell.   Drama comes out and calls him to come in again.  Travis looks up to the clock and nods.  He tries to shake the cobwebs out of his melon and Drama takes this as a good time to come in.  Drama comes in with a right hand that gets blocked by Travis and he comes in with one of his own that suprises Drama.   Travis comes in with another quick shot, then another.    Travis kicks him in the midsection and pulls him into  Piledriver.   He steps over and drops Drama down face first with the
Ides of March.   He rolls Drama over for a quick pin
 
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Travis pushes Drama off and gets to his feet.  Drama starts to get to his feet and Travis stalks him again.   Drama gets to his feet and Travis comes up behind him and drops him with a snap reverse ddt.    Drama rolls away holding the back of his head.  Travis is up quickly taking a quick glance
 
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He comes in sending a quick shot to the back of Drama's head.   He reaches down and pulls him up.  He sends him into the near turnbuckle chest first.    he follows him in with a shot to the back of the neck and head.   Travis brings Drama out of the corner with a release German suplex dropping Drama on the back of his head.   Travis gets to his feet quickly and starts to send more shots to the head and face of Drama.   He pulls Drama up again and locks on the front face lock.   he takes Drama up and drops him down with the brainbuster.  Travis takes a few moments to collect his breathe and rolls to his knees.   He gets up to his feet and pulls Drama up to his feet.    He gets him in the Cobra Clutch.    He doesn't hold it long before he takes Drama off his feet drops him onto the back of his head and neck again.   A very well performed Cobra Clutch Slam.    He looks up to the clock.
 
1:00
 
He gets to his feet pulling up Drama, he gets him up on his shoulders and takes him over with the Bad Omens.   Travis crawls and jumps on him for the cover.
 
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He pulls Drama up quickly, and gets him up on his shoulders, Drama pushes off again and falls to the mat.   Travis turns and starts to put the boots down into Drama.  Travis reaches down and pulls him up again looking over at the clock
 
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That distraction cost him as Drama gets his hands up on  his neck and gets Travis into the air and down for Stock and Bombs.     Both men are laid out on the mat as time is ticking away.     The time expires!  
 
WINNER OF THE MATCH AND STILL TELEVISION CHAMPION: THE DRAMA
 
Drama finally gets to his feet as Alyson greets him with the Television title and he holds it up for the world and currently the troops to see.   The rook gave a hell of a match but it wasn't enough.......this time.   

Backstage:  Matthew is starting to prepare for his match, he has started to stretch and his full gear on.   He is looking at a path of pain and destruction, a path he probably does not want to walk.  Regardless off all of that he turns when a shadow seems to float past him.   Matthew looks up to see Alone, who vanishes behind some well placed boxes.    He then hears some rumbling behind him and turns to take a look to see Alone running past him from behind.  Steven walks up to him and looks at him like he is confused.

"You seeing shit again?"
Matthew looks back at him
 
"Dude...."
 
Steven shakes his head and laughs.

"JUst get ready, it's time for us to win the tag titles."
 
Matthew smiles and slaps hands with his brother and the hug. 
 
DIGGSTOWN
 
We have slightly changed the rules.   Winner of the previous fall will face the next team.  The team that walks out of the last fall with the victory will be the champions.  Due to the match last Thrashing.   The Champions will start the match against the team of NFH.   The winner will go on against Russian and Webby, then to The local Boys of Osam Aha and Ben Laden, then to Steven and Matthew Kult.  
 
VOODOO CHILD by JIMMY HENDRIX starts and out comes our tag team champions.   They stand at the top of the ramp and point down to their titles.   They are indeed the champions but are they going to be capable of defeating four yes four other teams.   Let's find out.   They make their way down the aisle toward the ring.   They stand at the bottom of the ramp and Slayer heads to the stairs and makes his way up the steps.  Razor just slides into the ring.  They hand their titles off to Alyson 
 
THE HALLOWEEN THEME starts to play and out comes Nasty Fur pie Hoes.  Antagonist and Griffin stand at the top of the ramp and both men hold their arms up in the air.   They start to make their way down the aisle and point into the ring as Razor already has pulled out the tonfas.   He is twirling them in his hand as The two men make it to the bottom of the ramp.   The both take in deep breathe and they come sliding into the ring.   
 
Antagonist gets to his feet only to be met in the ribs with a shot with the tonfas.  Griffin comes in and is met with a right hand from Slayer.    Slayer continues to send right hands into Griffin's face and has him against the ropes, he sends him across and takes him over with a back body drop.   
 
Razor is just beating the hell out of the Antagonist with the tonfas.  He kicks him out of the ring.   He follows him out and drops down to the floor.   He drops the tonfas and gets Antagonist to his feet only to send him head first into the concrete barracade.   Razor comes in and starts putting the boots to the body and head of Antagonist.   He reaches down and pulls him up, he gets him up on his shoulder and drops him with the snakeeyes down into the top of the concrete barrier.  He lifts up looking stunned and Razor comes in almost taking his head off with the  Deep Slash.  He sends Antagonist into the troops.
 
Slayer is working over Griffin with boots to the face and body.   Razor comes sliding into the ring and is telling Slayer to get Griffin up.   Slayer reaches down getting the man up to his feet.  Slayer sends Griffin into the Razor, who has his tonfas, and sends a hard shot to his midsection.   Then comes down onto him again across his back.   Griffin falls to his knees when Slayer comes in and sends a boot to the back of his head.  Both men stand over him and start to pummel the smaller Griffin.   Razor and Slayer pull him up, Slayer gets him up and sets him up for a side walk slam as Razor puts a tonfa into his throat and both men drop at the same time.    Griffin has nowhere to go as Razor holds the tonfa to Griffin's throat.  Slayer rolls off and watches as Antagonist pulls himself over the concrete barrier.   
 
Slayer steps out of the ropes to meet him and drops down to the concrete.  Antagonist gets to his feet only to be met head on with a right hand.  He grabs him by the back of the head and slams him face first into the steel baracade.  Slayer locks him in the front face lock, takes him up and down with the Brain Dead!!!!!!!!   Antagonist accordians on the concrete.  Slayer gets to his knees and laughs looking down on the fallen man.  
 
Razor is still choking the life out of Griffin.   He finally releases and rolls off of him.   He gets to his feet and waits.   Griffin rolls to his stomach and coughing violently.  He starts to pull himself up Razor sits back waiting.   Griffin pulls himself up and turns toward Razor who comes in and takes him down with the INCISION!!!!  Razor has broke the man in half.   He laughs and again starts to beat Griffin with the tonfa.    Razor gets to his feet and reaches down pulling up Griffin.  He takes a step back then comes in with a shot to the melon with the tonfas that bust Griffin open.  Blood starts to fall down off his face and he collapses to the mat.
 
Slayer pulls up Antagonist.  He places his head down in the standing head scissors and takes Antagonist up.  He then drops him down with the Schzephrenia.   He pushes Antagonist off and he yells into the ring for Razor to end it.  Razor pulls up the bloody Griffin and whips him into the corner and Griffin runs up the Turnbuckles and comes OVER THE TOP and Catches Razor.  He holds for the pin and the count.
 
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HOLY SHIT NFH HAVE JUST WON THE FIRST FALL AFTER TAKING A BEATING OF THEIR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE.    Slayer looks in and immediately grabs his head as the Troops starts to cheer.   
 
Slayer slides in and starts to put the boot  down into the back of Griffins Head and pulls him off of Razor.  He gets him up and places him up and drops him with Deliverance!!!!!  Slayer is pissed and pulls Razor up as the ref is telling them to head to the back.  
 
A COMMERCIAL FROM THE MILITARY RADIO STATION comes over the P.A.  and out walks Russian and that superstar of Superstars.  The greatest Wrestler of All time, a Tag team Specialist, the Almighty WEBBY.   Russian walks out of the curtain with his friend on his hands.   Apparently Webby doesn't want to wrestle today, cause Russian is having to drag him.    Russian can't seem to find the ring as he is looking left to right finally he trips and comes rolling down the ramp and to the bottom.  Antagonist has finally made it back to his feet and holding onto the ring.   Webby helps get Russian up who slides into the ring with his ring.   
 
Russian throws out his arms to hug the ref and Webby goes with a suicide dive through the ropes and takes Antagonist down to the concrete with a shot to the head.  Russian is hugging the ref as Griffin is dead.  He has yet to move  Russian goes from turnbuckle to turnbuckle whoaing for his great american drinking buddies, when he walks backwards, trips over Griffin, the momentum turns  Griffin onto his side with an arm on Russian the ref drops for the count.
 
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HUGE WIN FOR THE TEAM OF NFH OVER THE RUSSIAN AND WEBBY.  Antagonist is getting to his feet and pulls webby up with him.    The ref comes over and takes the bottle and walks over to the now snoring Russian and places the bottle on his chest and he calls for the EMT's we are worried about his condition, I ambeing told he is sober do to the lack of alchohol on the USS Kitty Hawk.   BVrave man to come out here tonight under those conditions.    The EMT's are strapping Russian in and are now taking him to the back.   
 
This is giving some time to get their wits about them.
 
NEW YORK, NEW YORK by FRANK SINATRA starts and out walks the local tag team of Osam Aha and Ben Laden.   The troops are booing wildly and the men stand at the top of the ramp.   Antagonist slides back into the ring to join Griffin.  The two men start to walks down the ramp and then start with that whole tongue click thing and come running and slide into the ring.  
 
Ben comes in and is met with a right hand to the face from Antagonist.  The blood still flowing off his face.   Osam comes in and tackles Griffin down to the mat,  he mounts and starts to send hard right hands into Griffin's face.   Antagonist grabs Ben and sends him into the far ropes and catches him with the rebound and takes him down with a spine buster.    Antag gets to his feet and comes off the near ropes with a legdrop across the mans neck.   He rolls off and gets to his knees looking over to Griffin as Osam pulls him up.  He sends Griffin outside of the ring but Griffin lands on his feet and looks up.  Osam slingshots himself over the top ropes and down onto Griffin with the Suicide Bomber.   
 
Antagonist pulls up Ben and sends him into the turnbuckle and follows him in with a vicious clothesline.   The crowd is going crazy.    Angtagonist gets him up on the top.   He climbs up with him  and takes him over with the Superplex.   Both men are hurting as Osam runs around the ring and climbs the turnbuckle looking down on Antagonist.  He comes of with a Swanton that he calls Plane into a Building but he MISSES.  Antagonist rolls out of the way.  He reaches for the ropes and pulls himself up as Ben is grabbing at his back.  He gets to his feet and Antag gets him up for a military press and tosses him out of the ring.   
 
Griffin slides back in as Osam starts to get to his feet.   Griffin comes in with a dropkick to the back of the head that drops Osam flat on his face.    Griffin pulls up Osam and FURY"S EDGE.  He collapses on top of Osam the ref drops for the pin.
 
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HIGHWAY TO HELL by AC/DC starts on the tron.  Damn I forgot They were the last team.  Poor NFH, a fresh Matthew and Steven Kult and they have been through three wars already tonight.   Steven walks out to the top of the ramp as Osam and Ben Laden have been pulled into the stands.  I thought I heard a couple of gun shots.  No matter.   Steven points down to the two bloody men.  They back up to the far ropes and wait.  Steven makes his way down the aisle and to the stairs.  He walks up and steps into the ring.
 
46 & 2 by TOOL starts.  The crowd is waiting for Steven's brother and Partner when the Music stops.  
 
ONE by METALLICA replaces TOOL and out walks Adam Darke with his wife Monique.  Antagonist and Griffin look at each other and smile.   Steven looks back to see Darke standing at the top of the ramp with Monique.  She is wearing a sexy black teddy.   Darke is just standing up there and gets a smile on his face. e starts to make his way down the aisle with Monique leading the way.  She comes in first sliding in.  She stands in the middle of the ring doing a little dance for the troops and kicks up her back leg.   Darke follows in and stands up.  He looks over to Steven, then over to Antagonist and Griffin.  Their smiles fade....and quickly.     
 
Monique slides out of the ring as Darke and Steven charge, Jesus this is really the end of Western Civilization as we know it.  Darke comes into Griffin, who sends a right hand bt has it blocked, turned into an arm bar.   Steven takes Antagonist over the top rope with a vicious clothesline and both men fall to the concrete below.    Monique is already under the ring grabbing a chair and she comes around  to where Big Stevie Cool is waiting.    
 
Darke sends Griffin into the far ropes and catches him coming off with a drop toe hold, Darke gets to that arm and wrenches it putting his knee into the elbow.   Griffin is screaming in some pain.   Darke lifts up and then drops the arm in a scissors leg drop.   He rolls away looking at Griffin and gets to his feet.  He starts to work Griffin's arm and elbow over with boots.    He then comes down with a knee.    Darke reaches down pulling up Griffin, who takes him in a small package.   The Ref drops quickly.
 
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Steven gets Antagonist up as Monique comes behind him with a shot to the back of the head that drops Antagonist to his knees.  Steven lifts up Antag and starts to send right hands down into his face.   Steven pulls him up and gets him in the Classic.   The Primeminister of the Piledriver has dropped Antag on his head with the Kult Classic.   For the second time Antagonists head bounces off the concrete.  Steven gets to his feet and starts slapping hands with some of the troops.    He comes into Antagonist and starts to kick the living shit out of him.  He points to Monique who starts to beat him with the chair.
 
Griffin gets to his feet as does Darke.   Griffin never has a chance as Steven slides in behind him and drops him with the SAK-FU!!!!!!!!!!    Steven rolls hims over and makes the cover.   
 
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Finally Antagonist takes the chair from Monique and pushes her away and slides in the ring with it.   He comes down into Steven's head first as Darke releases seeing this.  Griffin rolls onto his stomach with his arms under him.   Antag comes down hard onto Steven with the chair.    Darke comes in only to get a shot of his own to the melon.  Antag is taking a page out of ROM's gameplan.    Blood is pouring off his face, his partners arms are in severe pain.   He starts to beat SAK continuesly with the chair.   Over and Over and Over again.   He tosses the chair aside and pulls up Steven.  He gets him up on his shoulder and takes him down with a powerslam.   
 
Darke gets to his feet and looks over as Antag comes in and drops him with a solid clothesline.   He starts to put the boots down into Adam Darke.  Antagonist pulls him up and Fireball to the face.   Antag has to back up and is trying to wipe his face.    Darke comes in with the Broken Wing and puts Antagonist into a Modified Dis-Enfranchised. 
 
Griffin has pulled himself up and steps on the back of Darke's head then peels him off Antagonist.  He pulls Darke up and sends a chop into his throat.   Darke backs up and is met with another one.  Steven gets to his knees.   He starts to pulls himself up and comes over to Antagonist.  He gets him up and sends him out of the ring down to the concrete below.    

Griffin sends chop after chop into Darke he backs him into the corner and starts to work him over with kicks to the ribs when Steven pulls him out of the corner and starts to send him around for the Kult Killings and Darke hops up onto the turnbuckle.   Darke comes off with Reality and Kult takes Griffin down with the Killings, almost same impact.  Holy Shit REALITY KILLS.   Darke holds for the cover.
 
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WINNERS AND NEW STABLE CHAMPIONS: ADAM DARKE AND STEVEN KULT
 
THE KULT COMPOUND
 
Darke and Steven stand in the center of the ring as Alyson hands them the titles.   They looks at each other and both men smile the go to opposite turnbuckles and pull themselves up.  They hold their titles up in the air.
 
Backstage:  We see a really big man standing the backstage area.  He appears to be apart of the ring crew as Slayer comes into the scene.   The man is just kind of hunched over and gliding around. He looks at the big man and screams at him.   
 
"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!!!!!!!!!"
 
He comes into the man and sends right hand into his face.    He goes for another and the man just seems to glide back and sends a shot to the Chin, some sweet music, I am being told he calls this Born Again.    This is a new wrestler.  How in the hell did he get here?
 
He drops Slayer suprisingly and He glides to hins hutched over looking down at Slayer.
 
"Our name is Legion, for we are many."
 
What the fuck was that?
 
CRIMSON VS TARA RYSING VS CHRIS RAYVON (EXTREME HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP)
 
HELL BELLS by AC/DC starts and as the bells toll out walks the insanity of the Raven.  He stands at the top of the ramp.  He looks up and out at the crowd.   He starts to make his way down the aisle and stops at the bottom of the ramp.   He slides into the ring and is up holding his hands up for all to see.   He walks to a far corner and sits in the corner waiting for his opponents.
 
BRING ME TO LIFE by EVANESCENCE shoots over the P.A. and the crowd goes crazy as Tara walks out with the long black outfit on again she had on earlier.  She stops and looks out to the crowd.  She bends down and grabs the bottom of the dress and lifts it up.  She pulls it up and over her head.  HARD ON TIME.   She has on tight grey shirts that barely cover her ass and a bikini top that is made of military patches over her nipples.   WOW.   She makes her way down the aisle and looks into the ring to see Chris just chilling in the corner.  She slides in.   He nods to her and she nods back walking to an opposite corner.
 
IMPERIAL MARCH by METALLICA explodes onto the P.A. system and out walks out champion.  He comes out to the top of the ramp and holds up the title over his head.   He looks down to the ring and sees both of his opponents waiting on him.  He smiles and makes his way down the aisle.   He slides into the ring and laughs showing his title to them.  He points to himself and laughs.   He mouths the words "my title".   He laughs and hands it off to Alyson.  
 
He starts to bounce as Tara stares him down.   She comes in and the two of them tie it up and Chris has yet to move from the corner.   Crimson pushed her off onto the mat.  He looks over to Chris, who just smiles over at him.  Chris pulls himself up and he walks the ropes.   Crimson comes in at him and Chris comes in with a Quick Kill, Crimson ducks and baseball slides out of the ring.    Tara kicks up and comes running up behind Chris.  She leap frogs over his shoulders and over the top down on Crimson.   She take both of them down.    Chris laughs and bends down looking at the two.   She starts to pull Crimson up sending forearm shots to his grill.   Chris comes off the far ropes and comes across the ring and over the top with a corkscrew Plancha.   He catches both Tara and Crimson taking all three of them down to the concrete.   
 
Chris pulls up Tara and walks her to the steel steps.  He slams her down face first.   he sends a stiff kick up into her exposed stomach then pulls her off and sends her back first into the concrete barrier.   Crimson pulls up to his feet as Chris goes over and starts to stomp the shit out of Tara.   Chris walks back toward the ring when Crimson springboards off one set of ropes and comes over the top of the second and down onto Rayvon taking him to the concrete.   Crimson gets to his feet and pulls Chris up, he sends him sliding back into the ring.   He looks under the ring and pulls out a table.   The crowd starts to go crazy as he sets it as a "t" to he ring.  He slides into the ring as Tara starts to pull herself up the concrete.   
 
Chris starts to get to his feet as Crimson comes up behind him and takes him over with a German Suplex.  Chris grabs the back of his head, as Crimson is up quickly.  He grabs him up and hooks Chris up with a Half Nelson and Chicken Wing.   Chris is in some pain and then Crimson takes him over and Accordians Chris.    His neck damn near has to be split open.    Tara gets to the ring apron and starts to climb the turnbuckle.    
 
Crimson looks up to her and she comes off with a missle dropkick taking him down to the mat.   She gets to her feet and sends a still kick into Chris' ribs.   She reaches down and pulls him up.  She whips him....no reversed, he catches her on the rebound and takes her around the word, she turns it into the Deja Vu DDT!!!!!   She drops Chris onto his melon.    Crimson comes up behind her and takes her over with the HOMICIDE SUPLEX.  Crimson gets to his feet quickly as Chris tries to pull himself up, but Crimson comes in and sends a hard shot into his ribs.    Crimson gets him up and sends him into the far ropes and Crimson catches him sending him over the top rope with a Belly to Belly  and crashing down through the table.    Crimson looks over the ropes and down at his handie work.   
 
Tara gets to her feet and before Crimson can get around she comes up behind him grabs his head and hops the ropes going to the concrete pulling Crimson's neck down into the top rope and slinging him back and to his back.  She looks at Chris in the debris and looks under the ring pulling out a chair.  She slides into the ring holding the chair, Crimson starts to pull himself up but she comes down across his back.    He falls flat on his chest and she comes off the ropes she just come from under springboards and comes off with a Suicide Arabian Facebuster.  She plants the chair under her body and comes down onto the back of Crimson's head.  She rolls off and holds up the chair and smiles.   She lays the chair down flat and walks to Crimson pulling him up.  She kicks him in the stomach and drops him with the DDT.    
 
Rayvon pulls himself up and slides back into the ring.  He sees Tara drop Crimson and she gets to her feet.   Chris comes in from behind and takes her down with a Russian Leg Sweep.   He is up quickle and comes over with a flipping legdrop.    He is up quickly and pulls her up, he sends a knee into her stomach.  he puts her into the standing leg scissors and takes her up for the piledriver.  He cradles it then drops her down.   He pushes her off and looks over to Crimson who starts to get to his feet.   Rayvon walks to the chair and picks it.   Crimson gets to his feet and turns right into the chair across the face with a baseball swing.  He drops him to the mat and Crimson immediately rolls to his side as blood starts to trickle down his face.   Chris drops the chair flat and pulls up Crimson.   He puts him in the standing head scissors and pulls him up for the piledriver, he steps over and is above the chair, he face plants crimson down into the chair.   RAVEN CLASH!!!!!!
 
He rolls Crimson over but before the ref can even drop Tara comes in with a drop kick to Chris' face.  She pulls Crimson up and sends him into the near turnbuckle and follows him in with a clothesline.   Chris rolls toward the ropes to collect his wits and down to the floor.    She goes to whip Crimson across only to have him reverse it and send her in, he stays in close as she runs up the ropes and comes down with Rysing above the Clouds!!!!!!   She takes him down to the mat.   She gets to her feet and laughs.  She pulls him up again and gets him in an inverted facelock and springboards off the middle rope and takes him down with the TOTAL ECLIPSE!!!!!!!!
 
She rolls him over and then is pulled out of the ring by Chris Rayvon.   He sends her into the concrete barrier and he jumps up onto the apron and climbs the turnbuckle.  She left Crimson Perfect for the RAVEN BOMB.  Chris lands it and crawls to the cover.  But he never sees her climb to the top rope  RYSING STAR On top of both men,   She pulls Chris off and covers both men.
 
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She rolls off of both men and Alyson slides into the ring.   She hands Tara the title and she drops to her knees and holds the title in her arms.  She shows the title to the crowd and gets to her feet a hell of match and huge win for this little lady.
 
backstage: Vlad is looking over his title and is staring it in the face.   He takes a huge breathe and stands ready to go out and do war with Leary Garcia.   He  rolls his neck.  He places the title on his shoulder and makes his way out toward the ring.   
 
Elsewhere:  Mangler is in Leary's face screaming at him.  He is trying to get Leary fired up and prepared.  He is trying to get his adrenaline pumping and wanting to make this thing happen.
 
Ladies and Gentleman it is time for out first of the two World Title Matches
 
VLAD VS LEARY GARCIA (WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP)
 
Fortune Son by CCR starts and out walks the Number 1 contender to the World HeavyWeight Championship.   Let's see WWE or NWA give you what you are going to see this Sunday.    The Hardcore Hippie from Hell stands at the top of the ramp.  He holds his arms up and makes his way down the aisle.  He comes in a run and slides in holding up his arms.    He bounces around a few times  and waits on his opponent.  

Not Meant for Me by Wayne Static starts and out walks the World Heavyweight Champion.  He stands at the top of the ramp takes off the belt and holds it up.  He points down to the ring at Leary.  Here he comes down the aisle as the troops are ready for this and explode.  Vlad drops the strap and runs into the ring and slides in. 

The Two men meet head on and start to exchange right hands.    Leary gets the upper hand and sends Vlad off the near ropes and comes off with flying clothesline that takes Leary down.   Vlad gets to his feet quickly as does Leary, Vlad comes in only for Leary to take him over with a hiptoss.   Vlad gets to his feet just as quick as Leary took him down and comes in again Leary takes him over  with an arm drag.  Both men are up and Vlad comes in Leary goes down Vlad does a back roll and lands on his feet.  Leary turns to be swept off his feet and vlad bounces off the near ropes Handspring Moonsault.  Knees up by Leary.   Vlad hits hard.  Rolls off.   Leary gets to his feet and and grabs Vlad by the hair.    He gets him up to his feet,.

He sends Vlad into the far turnbuckle and follows him in only to have Vlad explode out with a quick spear catching Leary by Suprise.   Vlad mounts and starts to send lefts and rights into the man's face.   Leary rolls him over and now Leary is just sending right hands down into Vlad.  Vlad pushes him off and rolls away.  Both men are to their feet and now they come in quickly exchanging right hands.  They aren't wrestling this has become a down right fist fight.   Both men are swinging wildly and trying to land the harder shot.  Finally Vlad sends a shot to Leary's knee that buckles it.  Dropping Leary down, Vlad grabs his hair and starts to send right hands down into the face and forehead of Leary.    Leary grabs a hold of Vlad's legs and takes him over with a weak but good enough Dragon Screw.   Leary gets to his feet as Vlad gets to his.   Both men stair each other down.   The come together again and once again they are fist fighting obviously no love lost between either man.    

Leary gets the upper hand by ducking a haymaker and wrapping Vlad up in a Full Nelson.    ACID HIT with some Force.  Jesus Christ!!!!    Leary Made Sure Vlad came down Hard on the back of his neck.    Leary gets to his feet and drops a knee down in the throat of Vlad.   He is up kickly and starts to stomp the shit out of the champion.   Leary reaches down and pulls Vlad up, he sends him into the near turnbuckle chest first and Vlad comes out Leary gets ahold of him and takes him over with the Hacky Sack Toss.  Leary gets to his feet and grabs a leg and arm pulling him closer to the turnbuckle.  Leary gets to the top and looks down upon the Champion.   He comes off with the Jefferson Airplane and hits nothing but Mat.   

Vlad has rolled toward the turnbuckle and is pulling himself up.  Leary is grabbing at his ribs and coughing.   Wow that had to hurt.    He gets to his feet and turns toward Vlad, who sends a nice Side kick up into the side of those ribs then pulls him in for a classic Piledriver.    He drops Leary on his cranium then rolls him off.   Vlad comes to the ropes and springboards off with the Bloodsault.   He holds for the cover.

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Vlad gets to his feet as He walks to Leary and start to pull him up.   NUT SHOT.  Leary gets to his feet holding onto the cross eyed Dhamphir.    He pulls him in and HITS FROM THE BONG!!!!!!!  
 
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He reaches down and gets Vlad up again and sends him into the turnbuckle, Leary comes in only to catch a boot to the face.  He stumbles back Vlad comes out and grabs him.  He takes Leary down with a Side effect.   Vlad rolls away and tries to get to his feet.  He jumps over on Leary and slaps on the Crossface.   Leary is in some pain and Vlad has him to close to the ropes as he gets his leg on the ropes.   Vlad is forced to break and pulls up and off.     Leary starts to get to his feet and Vlad comes in with a dropkick to the grill.  Leary rolls out of the ring and to the concrete.  Vlad gets to his feet and he smiles to himself.  Leary shakes it off and looks back only to have Vlad slingshot himself over for a Plancha down ontp him taking them both down to the concrete.   
 
Vlad pulls himself and Leary up.  He sends him into the concrete barrier.  Vlad pulls him off and slides him into the ring.  Vlad gets up to the Apron and grabs onto the ropes.  He slingshots himself over with a rolling senton and Leary is in a bad way.    He pulls Leary up, Leary takes him up and drops Vlad across the top rope across his neck.  He falls to his back and Leary rolls away and to the ropes.  He starts to pull himself up and comes into Vlad with kick.   He reaches down getting Vlad up.

He takes him up and HITS FROM THE BONG  DOWN ONCE AND NO  VLAD TAKES HIM OVER WITH A HURRICANRANA HE HOLDS FOR THE COVER.   
 
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MAngler is out here and pulls the ref out of the ring.   Mangler slides into the ring and Vlad meets him head on with a right hand, now these two men are exchanging right hands.    Mangler grabs him and sends him into the turnbuckle.    Mangler comes in hard but catches the boot to the face.....Mangler backs up and is taken down with a hard clothesline.   Leary has started to pull himself out of the ring and Ultimatum is coming down.  He slides into the ring.  He grabs Leary BURIAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Vlad collapses on top as the ref comes sliding back in 
 
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WINNER AND STILL WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: VLAD
 
Ultimatum grabs him and holds him up in the air.   Alyson slides in and hands the title to Vlad and He holds the World Title up into the air!!!!!!!!!!!!!    Vlad has done it and he has retained his title
 
Ladies and Gentleman, We now will be bring to you the first of the Two Main Events of the evening.   The first will take place here in the XAW ARENA 2 here in Basra, the second will take place on the USS Kitty Hawk. 
 
The two men have been after one another for months.   They hate one another.  The time is now and they knew no better way than to end this than with certain death.   
 
Are you Ready?
 
 
I said Are you Ready?
 
MATTHEW KULT VS TRIKSTA DAVIS (WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP)
Iraqi Death Match
 
The rules of the match are similar to the Japanese Death Match.   A submission or pin fall wins.    No DQ's and pinfalls and Submissions can happen anywhere.   The ropes are currently being replaced with ropes laced with broken glass fragments.   Pieces of Statues and buildings are placed around the ring.    IN the ring there will be plywood in each corner, flat on the mat and under each piece of plywood is a landmind.  These landman's are not traditional, they react once again like airbags however they have an extra added bonus, why be have playwood.   Tables Ladders and Chairs will be around the ring also.  Glass tables have been lined up against the concrete barracade.  Oh and the turnbuckle themselves are also covered in shards of Glass.  Careers will be shortened.
 
HEADBUSTA by LIL SCRAPPY and out bounces the man who wishes to regain the World Cruiserweight Championship.   He is out here pumping his fist.   He starts to bounce his way down the aisle and he comes sliding in under the ropes he get to his feet and continues to bounce he pumps him chest.  He is ready and he is here to take this man off the top of the world.
 
46 & 2 by TOOL starts and out comes the World Cruiserweight Championship.  He stands at the top of the ramp and holds his arms out with his title around his waste.    He is the self proclaimed ruler of the world and the Most Extreme Man in this federation.     He starts to make his way down the aisle and stops at the bottom of the ramp.   He takes off the title and hands it off to Alyson and he comes sliding into the ring.
 
Triksta takes no time and doesnt even allow Matthew up, he starts putting the boots down into the man within a few seconds of him coming in.   He reaches down and grabs him up.   He has him by the hair, he is walking him toward one of the corners. Matt comes in with a back elbow that backs Trik up.   He follows up with a quick closeline that he puts all of his force into and takes them both down to the mat.   Matthew rolls away and out toward the center og the ring.  He gets to his feet as does Triksta.    Triksta comes in after him quickly acting on agressively, but Matthew makes him pay this time around taking him over with an arm drag and holding it for an arm bar.   These two seem to be switching roles as Matthew wants to drag this on.    Slow down the pace.  Or maybe he can't match the aggression from Triksta.
 
Matthew is trying to hyperextend the arm.  Finally releases and gets to his feet.   He now starts to put the boots to Trik.   He pulla Triksta up by the back of his head  and slaps on the front face lock, he takes him over with a snap suplex, Matthew kicks up, and pulls Triksta up again,  He whips trik into the near ropes and Triksta comes off already in some pain and Matthew comes in sweeping his legs out from under him the standing up and coming over with a standing Moonsault.   He rolls off not going for the cover on Triksta, he mounts and starts to send fist into his head.   Matthew starts to pull Triksta up and you can see the gashes in his back.   
 
Matthew whips him toward the corner and Trik jumps over the plywood and comes off with flying clothesline from the second turnbuckle catching Matthew and taking him down.   Trik gets to his feet quicklyt and starts to talk shit.   He gets Matthew up by the hair and walks him to the corner.  He gets him up and drops him down into the plywood with a body slam.  The land mine goes off and Matthew starts to scream in Pain.   Smoke comes up from underneath the plywood.  Triksta pulls him up and his back is burned up and bleeding.  Matthew falls to his back, as the landmine ACTUALLY EXPLODES.  The plywood shatters shredding Matthew's Back.   The ref tosses the debris out of the ring.   Trik pushes him into the corner and starts pounding him with right hands .   Trik takes a few steps back to the center of the ring and He comes in quickly but Matthew pulls out and Trik comes into the turnbuckle chest first and he again slices himself open.
 
He comes bouncing out and Matthew comes up behind him and drops him with a neckbreaker.    Matthew rolls out of the ring and grabs a head of Saddam and tosses it into the ring.   He grabs two chairs, and sets them up also placing a glass table on top then slides a huge hunk of concrete under the glass.  Matthew slides into the ring as Triksta starts to get himself up.  Matthew comes over and grabs the head.    Triksta pulls himself up and Triksta turns seeing Matthew come in but Triksta ducks.   He sends a right hand into Matthew's face and he drops the head.   Trik kicks him in the gut bending him over the head and comes in with a scissors kick dropping Matthew face first down into the head of Saddam.  Matthew rolls away and grabs at his face.    He gets to the ropes and blood is pouring down his face.    Matthew starts to pull himself up and  Triksta is waiting for him.  He pushes Matthew into the ropes and comes in with a series of chops.  He pulls him off the ropes  and shoots him across the ring as Matthew comes bouncing off with the same speed and GANMENGIRI!!!!!!!!! Triksta is down.  Matthew is down.   
 
Matthew gets to his feet.   he reaches down pulling up Triksta, He gets him up on his shoulders and walks to another corner and powerslams Triksta down into the plywood.   The thing explodes, Matthew rolls off with a hunk of plywood in one of hbis arms.  He pulls it out and it is obviously bleeding heavily.   Triksta rolls out of the ring and Brother just got Real Well Done......He is screaming out on the floor.  Matthew is holding his arm as an actual paramedic comes down to Matthew.   Matthew is saying something and the man opens up a fanny pack.  he tosses him some tape.    Matthew just starts taping the wound up and looks over to see Triksta starting to get to his feet.  He tears the tape and it is already pouring through the tape and he puts the tape into his pants.  He gets to his feet, and watches Trik hold his back.   Matthew comes running and somersault corkscrew Plancha over the top ropes down into Triksta.   Both menare down and Matthew holds his arm.  He grabs more tape and wraps his wound alittle more.   He pulls himself up and sends a shot into Triksta.  
 
He walks to the ladder and sends it into the ring.   He grabs a table and slides it into the ring.   He starts talking to the troops and hands them a table.  Trik starts to get up and Matthew comes over to him and sends a right hand the Triksta blocks.   He sends a right hand into Matthew's midsection.  He then gets to his feet and grabs a hunk of concrete and sends it into Matthew's face opening him up even more and more importantly dropping him to the concrete.  .  Triksta Drops the hunk of concrete and sets up his on table on the edge of the concrete barrier and leabing the end of the table on the ground.   Matthew starts to pull himself up and Trik comes in and kicks him in the midsection.  He grabs Matthew by the hair and walks him to the Table.   T-BONE AND TAKES HIM UP AND THROUGH THE TABLE WITH THE THUGPLEX.   Matthew looks broken and beaten.  Trik looks over seeing the little set up Matthew made.   He pulls him out of the rubble and walks him to this set up.  He sets Matthew on top of the glass table.  He jumps up on the barracade and comes off with a monnsault.  AHE TAKES MATTHEW THROUGH THE GLASS TABLE AND DOWN ONTO THE CONCRETE.  
 
He does not hold for a cover, he pulls Matthew up and falls back onto the barrier holding Matthew in a chokehold.   Matthew's back is a crimson colored nightmare with burns on his back.    Trik's doesn't look much better.     Right hand to the Nuts and Trik's eyes cross soo much that each roll to the other socket.  he releases and Matthew grabs him by the back of head.  slams it down into the concrete barrier.  He grabs onof the chairs holding the glass table and waits for Trik to pull up then sends a shot to the face of Triksta that rocks him backwards.   Matthew drops the chair and grabs him he walks him back to the original side where he grabbed the tables and slams Trik's face down into barrier again .   He tells the troops to spread Sea and they do showing where they set up the table.   
 
Matthew takes Trik and tosses him into the crowd.  Matthew points to the table and the troops grab him and get him up on the table.  They hold trik down as Matthew slides into the ring.   He grabs the ladder and sets it up.  He climbs to the top and looks over at triksta who is still being held by the troops.  Matthew jumps off with a frog splash and comes down through the table and through Triksta.
 
The troops are going motherfucking crazy  they pulls up both men.   Matthew grabs Triksta and tosses him over the barracade.   He follows him over and both men collapse.  Matthew pulls himself up, his whole body covered in blood.  Triksta about the same.   Cept he has yet to be busted open on his melon.  Soon to come I am sure.   Matthew has to be feeling the loss of blood.   He pulls Triksta up and sends him into the ring pushing the fallen ladder back.   He grabs another ladder and tosses it into the ring.   He goes sliding in.    
 
He walks to the fallen Ladder and sets it flat.  He grabs Triksta and helps him up.   He crosses his arms puts it into his pit.  He cradles the near Leg and takes Triksta over with the Dark Star Suplex on top of the ladder.   Matthew grabs the ladder and pulls it over to the turnbuckle.  Matthew starts to climb.   LIBERTINE REGIME HAS HIT THE RING.  Mangler and Drama come over and Mangler comes up behind Matthew as Drama pulls Trik off the ladder and Mangler brings him down on tip of it with a powerbomb.   
 
JAVEX COMES RUNNING OUT FROM THE BACK DRAMA AND MANGLER BOTH SLIDE OUT OF THE RING.   THEY BRING TRIKSTA WITH THEM.   HE SLIDES IN SEEING MATTHEW ON THE LADDER BROKEN.  
 
Javex pulls Matthew onto the Ladder and he climbs to the top He comes off  with the HEART OF A  DRAGON MOONSAULT!!!!!!!!    HE IS TALKING TRASH SAYING SHIT LIKE EVERYTHING IS PLANNED!!!!!!!!  HE LEAVES MATTHEW BROKEN IN THE RING.  HE SLIDES OUT AS TRIKSTA SLIDES IN.   
 
He walks to Mangler and Drama, they all start to hug.  Triksta makes the cover.
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The men put their arms into the air and the ref comes up with ONLY 2  The Libertine is about to slide in when here comes the compound.   
 
We have an all out fight as Leary comes running out of the back all five men from both factions are out here,    Darke has Javex and they are exchanging right hands.   Drama was just dropped by Steven.   Mangler and Rayvon start to exchangle right hands.  Leary comes up and grabs Chris only to have Johnny come in with a SYSTEM CRASH and drop Leary down.  A huge melee is going on outside the ring.   
 
We have a new War.  Triksta pulls Matthew up and has him in a gutwrench.  He takes Matthew up and drops him down onto the Ladder with a powerbomb.   Triksta collapses on him and again makes the cover.
 
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Matthew is up quickly and pulls up Triksta.  He takes him over with the COMPOUND FRACTURE!!!!!!    He gets to his feet.    He starts to put the boots down into Triksta.   He reaches down getting him up again. he grabs him up and takes him over with the table top suplex with a bridge.   the ref is in the ring and counts.
 
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They both get to the top and they stand on top of the contraption.   They fall one way and they land on the concrete, the other way and they might hit the mat.   It is already unstable and they meet in the middle exchanging right hands and the ladders are rocking, Triksta comes in and is caught with a boot to the midsection.  Matthew grabs him and takes him up and off with the DRAGONSLAYER AND BOTH MEN COME DOWN HARD ONTO THE MAT.
 
Triksta twitches and Matthew is grabbing at his back,  Trik is on his stomach and Matthew is on his back.   Darke slides in,  He rolls Triksta over and places Matthew on top of him.   He calls for the ref and he comes over.  
 
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The melee outside the ring stops as they look in hearing the bell.  Alyson hands the belt to Chris Rayvon who slides into the ring.    He hands the title to Matthew as both he and Darke are now holding him up.   The troops are going Crazy Ladies and Gentleman as that will do it for the mainland.  Most of these men still have to head to the boats to do this one more time.    Leary pulls Triksta out of the ring as the Libertine Regime makes their way up the aisle.  Five men strong.  They look back into the ring against the Kult Compound.  Now also five men strong.  
 
AND YOUR MAIN EVENT FOR THE EVENING.
 
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,
 
ARE YOU READY?  
 
 
LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
(January 4th, 2003....RRR...)
 
ONE MAN!  ONE MAN HAS DONE IT!  DRAMA HAS SURVIVED THE ROOFTOP...
 
(Thrashing In The Streets 1...)
 
ULTIMATUM!  ULTIMATUM HAS BY GOD DONE IT!  ULTIMATUM'S GONNA MEET THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION...
 
(January 3rd, 2004...RRR2...)
 
TWO MEN!  JAVEX! LEARY!  HIT THE GROUND FIRST!  TWO MEN HAVE WON...
 
(Thrashing In The Streets 2...)
 
CRIMSON WINS!  CRIMSON WINS!  CRIMSON WINS!  NO DOUBT ABOUT IT...
 
(January 8th, 2005...RRR3:Rock the Casbah...)
 
20 competitors.  20 of the finest athletes the XAW has to offer! Champions, Challangers, Divas.  
 
No friends.
 
No allies.
 
In order to achieve immortality...you must...
 
Survive...
 
Now.
 
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Hello, Ladies And Gentlemen, and are you READY FOR THIS?!  It is time for the THIRD ANNUAL ROOFTOP RUMBLE ROYALE!  We are board the USS Kitty Hawk, and the A-Bob is CHILLIN high up here on...what I can only assume is a tower of some sort!  For those who don't know, this thing is HUGE!  And I mean HUGE!!!!  It looks like the landing...uh, takeoff...uhhh, RUNWAY has been cleared for us, and we've got Sailors lined up around here, ready to get a close view of the action!
 
And ladies and gentlemen, before we get into it, let's explain the rules here a little bit!  20 competitors tonight!  2 men will start, 1 will enter whenever the HELL we release him...and the only way, the ONLY way to lose is to be tossed off the side into the ocean.  Now, let's remind everyone...this is a good 700-800 foot drop!  NOBODY wants to take that.  Except maybe Chris Rayvon. That dude has issues.  But don't worry, folks!  We've got sailors down there, ready to catch and assist our eliminated stars...so, without further adieu...
 
Let's get ready to RUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMBLE!!!!!!!!!!
 
1st Entrant....
 
SIRENS GO OFF!!!! Sending sailors into an absolute tizzy!  Damn, who's bad idea was THIS?!  Sirens fade, and "Call of Kutulu" begins!  Mangler walks out, as Imperial as f'n ever, but we ain't in Japan anymore!  You have no power here!!!!  And Mangler steps out near the edge and looks over.  Big drop.  Yikes.
 
2nd entrant...
 
COME TASTE THE PAIN!
 
Sailors all around lift their voices in the opening chords of Motzart's "O Fortuna", right before Apothesis remix of said classic takes over on the speakers.  And Ultimatum appears, ready and eager to put the HURTIN' on some body!  Some body's body!  Some Emperor's body!  Some...oh hell, let's just start.
 
And start Ulty does, charging at Mangler like the proverbial bull, catching him with a clothesline that turns more into a chokehold, and Ultimatum's still running, Mangler being dragged along in his powerful grip!  Mangler tries to elbow Ulty in the ribs as he runs, but somebody gave this Phenom a shot of pure adrenaline, or SOMETHING!  He does not feel it, dashing towards the edge with Mangler and tow...right toward the edge!  Mangler is forced to wrap his legs around one of Ultimatum's legs to drag the big man down the ground.  HARD.  And that's when we get...
 
FACT #1 - The USS Kitty Hawk is covered in a substance known as NoSkid.  The main purpose of this is to help sailors keep their footing during wet weather.  After all, this is the ocean.  Bad sh!t happens here.  BUT...NoSkid is hard.  And JAGGED.  If you biff it, you may just cut your face open.  Which leads to...
 
FACT #2 - The very GROUND of the USS Kitty Hawk is a weapon for our XAW athletes now.  This is gonna be ugly.
 
And proving that point, Ultimatum comes up to the ground with a WICKED cut across his right cheek.  Blood is basically pouring from his cheek, across his neck, looking bad.  Mangler doesn't let up, sending a wicked punch directly into the cheek, working on widening the cut.  Ultimatum is rocked, and Mangler keeps up the pressure with a few hard shots, then getting ready and going with an uppercut...WHIFF.  Ultimatum jukes back and POWERS forward, flipping Mangler a few different ways with a ZIPLINE.  Badass.  Ultimatum checks his wound while Mangler looks up from the ground, thanking God he didn't land on his face.  And now...
 
3rd Entrant...
 
Assassin storms in, going straight for the big man!  BULLET TO THE RIBS!!!! Well...almost, as Ulty just sidesteps and pounds Assassin in the back of the head with a wicked modified Zipline!  Assassin very much tries to keep his footing, but Ultimatum seems to have an innate knowledge of how this ship is put together, so he starts kicking, punching, and just throwing Assassin toward one of those...things?  
 
"CATAPULTS!" Ultimatum screams....damn, I didn't think he could hear me.  BUT...we all know what a catapult is.  And Assassin decides that if it's a choice between eating the floor or getting launched into the stratosphere via catapult, he's eating the floor.  And with the next clubbing blow from Ultimatum, Assassin nose dives into the ground.  But that's not enough for Ultimatum, as he STOMPS the back of Assassin's head, driving his face into the ground.  Mangler up, runs over toward Assassin and nails a running leg drop, further increasing the damage.  But has Ultimatum forgotten about Mangler?  Nope.  GOOZLE!  Up with Mangler!
 
4th Entrant...
 
Chop block to the back of Ultimatum's legs by Triksta!  Ulty falls, back on the ground, Mangler mounts him and starts absolutely WHALING on him.  And Triksta, adding insult to injury, starts kicking at Ultimatum as Assassin gathers himself up. Assassin takes his turn, and the the three men start kicking and stomping on The Phenom until the sailors start up..
 
PHEEEEENOM....PHEEEEENOM....PHEEEEENOM....
 
And Ulty just FEEDS off this, bellowing and KIPPUP!!!!!  HOLY!!!!  DOWN go the two members of Libertine, and Ultimatum turns the fury on Assassin.  Kick to the midsection that not only doubles him over, but sends him stumbling toward the edge.  Ultimatum grabs Assassins hand for an Irish Whip, but FUCK THAT, THERE'S NO ROPES, so he holds it, reverses, sets him up for the BURIAL!!!!  Assassin wriggles off, tags Ulty in the shoulder, NO DICE, Ulty turns, GOOZLE FOR Assassin...up he goes, and END GAME!!!!!  OVER THE EDGE!  GOODBYE, ASSASSIN!!!!
 
Assassin....ELIMINATED.
 
5th Entrant...
 
Callisto is here! And...oh, damn.  Ohhhhh, DAMN!  That's really all I can say.  We've got, like, 4 divas entered tonight, so I may say that alot.  But Callisto notices Ultimatum, bloodied up, standing near the edge, smirking at his work.  Mangler and Triksta getting to their feet, ready to pounce, so what does she do?  She's no dummy.  She stands right where she is.  Watching as Mangler and Trik rush, going for the Double Clothesline.  Ulty, not turning, ducks and jukes back right under the LR pair, up and SHOVES them forward toward the edge.  Mangler goes over but CATCHES the edge and hangs on!  He will NOT be going yet!  Ulty starts toward him but gets cut off by a kick from Trik!  CLIMAX! 
 
NOPE!  Ulty ain't havin that, and he just wraps those monsterous arms around Trik and lifts him up for a belly-to-back suplex!  Trik blocks it with his legs, so Ulty decides the hell with it and holds him in, I guess, a reverse bear hug.  
 
And Mangler seizes his opportunity, launching himself back on the deck, diving behind Ulty and sinching his arms around Ulty for a GERMAN SUPLEX!  Trik's STILL being held by Ulty, and he's dragged along for the ride!  Mangler lands it, and pulls Ultimatum back up, Trik STILL being squeezed to death.  ANOTHER German, and Mangler STILL holds it! Trik's head nails the NoSkid, and Mangler pulls them back up for more!  Does he even KNOW what he's doing to his faction mate?!  Mangler pulls them up and OVER for a RELEASE German!  
 
6th Entrant...
 
TANISHA!!!!  DIVES off wherever the hell she came from and she's going right for Callisto!  Which is HORRIBLE timing!  Tanisha mounts Callisto RIGHT as Ultimatum and Triksta land in their immediate area, crumpled and hurt by Mangler's vicious assault.  And it's only then that we notice where these four are located.  
 
A catapult.
 
Ultimatum's eyes widen as Mangler FLIES toward the four, bounds off of Ultimatum's back and DIVES for a button!   Wait...the buttons aren't usually on deck, are they?  Whatever.  It's convenient.  
 
BOOM.
 
Mangler dives out of the way as the catapult LAUNCHES the remaining 4 into the stratosphere and OUTTA THE RUMBLE!!!!
 
Tanisha...ELIMINATED!
Triksta...ELIMINATED!
Callisto...ELIMINATED!
Ultimatum...ELIMINATED!
 
MANGLER HAS CLEARED THE AREA!  And the sailors come to their feet and give the man a standing ovation!!!!  And Mangler has just made himself a part of history, as the FIRST MAN TO EVER CLEAR THE AREA in the middle of the RRR!!!  And so, he lies on the deck, trying to catch his breath...this is UNBELIEVABLE!  Mangler could win the whole thing if he keeps that up!
 
7th Entrant....
 
A backpack plops down in front of Mangler, startling him into lucidity.  Mangler crawls over to it and yanks it open, finding...shurikens?  A few baseball bats, both wooden and aluminum...and one with nails stuck in it.  A pack of cards, which Mangler pockets.  A bowling ball.  And...a cheese grater?  SHIT.  Mangler snaps to it right as the MINI-WRECKING BALL slams into the side of his head, TEARING the side of his face open.  OH, FUCK!  Crimson swings the mini-wrecking ball like a mace before swinging it down toward Mangler's legs.  Mangler rolls back as the wrecking slams into the ground, cracking it.  The ground, not the ball.  GQ's gonna have to pay for that.  Crimson grins, knowing he's got a huge advantage.  He's WON something like this before.  And he hasn't been in it the entire time either.
 
Mangler rolls away, up to his feet and he reaches for his pack of cards.  But they're wrapped in cellophane!  Crimson swings forward with the ball, and Mangler dive rolls, trying to rip the cellophane off the pack.  No dice.  Crimson goes all Kill BIll, pulling the ball back, rolling it and sending it low behind him.  Crimson jumps over the ball as it returns, and it swings straight for Mangler's knees.  Mangler dives foward, over it, and just tosses the PACK of cards at Crimson's head.  The pack bounces off Crimson's head, sending him backward -more in astonishment than in pain, cause that hit him RIGHT between the eyes.  Mangler catches it before it hit the flood, and that actually ripped the cellophane open a little bit!  Mangler tears the rest off and rips open the pack as Crimson swings in again!  Mangler throws a card RIGHT at the wrecking ball chain, and it SEVERS THE LINK!!!!
 
8th Entrant...
 
The wrecking ball flies and is...CAUGHT!  BY THE DRAMA!!!!  WHAT STRENGTH!!!!  Drama grins at Crimson, then hefts the ball and LAUNCHES IT, shouting "CATCH!"  Crimson gets clobbered by the ball, wobbles and stumbles toward the edge...but does not fall!  Until Drama baseball slides into his ankles!  And there goes Crimson!  
 
Crimson...Eliminated!
 
Drama takes one look at Mangler and grabs his cell phone...wait, where the hell was he hiding that?  Regardless, he snaps it open and shouts instructions into it...and almost IMMEDIATELY, a first aid team rushes onto the deck to tend to Mangler.  Well what the fuck is that all about?  Mangler is patched up quickly, like NASCAR pit crew quickly, and the team disappears.  Mangler grins weakly as he's given a shot of morphine, and Drama rubs his hands together.  COME ON. NO FRIENDS!  FIGHT, DAMMIT.
 
9th Entrant...
 
Kendo stick to the back of THE Drama's skull!  Drama stumbles forward as MIKE JOHNSON appears, weilding, like...4 shinais.  That's crazy.  Mike dumps three of them and cracks Drama across the spine with his one of choice.  Drama arches and turns, and Mike goes for the kill, swinging for Drama's throat!  Drama swings his head down to protect his throat, and he takes the full swing right in the mouth, splitting his lip BAD.  Blood pours down his chin as Drama reels in pain.  And once more, Mangler gets right in the middle of it, swinging low and knocking the breath out of Mikey's lungs with a sickening punch.  Mangler sets him up for some SWEET EXECUTION, bringing him up, but holding him on his shoulders, as Drama picks up and kendo stick and smashes the front on Mike's face in with it.  Mangler follows up by powerbombing the SHIT out of Johnson, tearing the back of his head open on the NoSkid.  
 
And that is how you horribly injure a man in thirty seconds.  Drama wipes his hand across his mouth and looks at the amount of blood on it.  "Motherfucker" he sighs, before going to work with that kendo stick.  Poetic Justice, as Drama smashes it over and over again across Johnson's mouth.  DAMN, he's pissed.  Mike finally gets his knees up and shoves both legs into Drama's chest, getting to his feet as Mangler starts toward him.  Choosing intelligence over valor (for once), Johnson runs and jumps onto one of the huge PHALNAX guns mounted on the ship.  Now, you say to yourself, are PHALNAX guns actually standard here.  The answer?  We don't really know.  The A-Bob is just calling them like he sees them.
 
10th entrant...
 
Drama scrambles on top of the gun, but Mikey just kicks him off.  Mangler up for SILENT NIGHT, but gets tossed off the side of the gun and slams onto the NoSkid...and then JOHNNY KILLA runs up the gun, grabs Mikey and goes all RAVEPLEX, OVER THE SIDE!  SEE YA, MIKEY!!!!
 
Mike "THE MAN" Johnson...Eliminated!
 
Johnny drops back onto the deck and is greeted with a knife edge chop from Drama!  "WHOO!" go the sailors, and Drama continues on.  Choppy choppy choppy!  Johnny replies by grabbing one of those chops and going low, monkey flipping Drama.  Drama lands on his feet, goes for a mule kick, caught by Johnny, who pulls Drama backwards, gets him in the belly to back suplex position, and here we go!!!! Up and over goes Drama, Johnny holds on, switches the position for a NELSON suplex, but Drama ain't havin it, and he blocks it as Mangler comes up to try to suplex Johnny.  Not working like it did before, as Johnny rears back and smashes Mangler's nose with a headbutt, then twists and uses Drama as a weapon, knocking Mangler to the ground.  NELSON slams Drama onto Mangler's prone form, then STOMPS on Drama's chest and holds it.  The Sailor's count...
 
1!
 
2!  
 
And both men instincitvely kick out.  What the hell, Johnny...
 
11th entrant...
 
Johnny backs up as the two LR members struggle to get up...but NOTHIN DOIN', as Vlad comes down from God Knows Where with a FLY BY NIGHT!  Drama and Mangler wheeze as Vlad gets to his feet, inspecting his handiwork...and immediately gets clocked by Johnny.  Vlad shakes it off and he grabs the second shot, clasping Johnny's arm with a keylock and trying to force him to the ground.  Johnny inches closer and closer down to the ground, but he muscles back to a standing position, reverses the keylock and powers Vlad ALL the way to the ground.  Johnny releases and chuckles...and Vlad levitates back up, snarling, right before he gets a pair of baseball bats to either side of the skull!  Mangler and Drama drop Vlad with their shots, then turn and zero in on Johnny.  Johnny scrambles for the backpack that's still lying on the deck.
 
Vlad sits up in a daze, his ears ringing as Johnny dumps the contents of the bag out and flings a shuriken from the pile.  Mangler's wooden bat is shredded, and the shuriken continues it's path, slicing Vlad's forehead open.  Drama continues and swings down, as Johnny pulls BRICK out of the bag and blocks it!  The force of the blow causes both men to drop their weapons and shake their hands in pain.  Yeowch...
 
12 entrant...
 
And Claudia appears....immediately going for VLAD!  What the hell!  Claudia dropkicks Vlad right in the face and mounts him.  A position they'd be used to, I suppose.  And maybe they're also used to her beating the SHIT out of him, which is what she's doing right now!  Vlad finally has enough of that and he rolls on top of her.  And she returns the favor.  And they roll.  And roll.  And is this fighting anymore?  Rolling.  Rolling.  Rolling.  Right up against a wall.  Drama and Johnny just watch, but Mangler seizes his opporunity and saunters over to...the BUTTON!
 
BOOM.  See ya Vlad!  See ya Claudia!   Hope you two can fly!!!!
 
Claudia...eliminated!
Vlad....eliminated!
 
Drama bursts out laughing, and Johnny seizes the opportunity and clubs him on the back of the neck.  Drama turns and retaliates, and here we go!  Drama chops, Johnny replies with an elbow, and these two go back and forth for a few seconds before Drama REALLY starts unloading with a few HARD shots to the side of the head, then lifts him up for the STANDING OVATION!!!! Twists, and Johnny lands on his feet BEHIND Drama, turns him and SPANK DA MONKEY, RIGHT OVER THE EDGE...almost.  Drama's body flies off, but he grabs at Johnny leg and drags him to the edge with him.  And Mangler rushes in with a GIANT shoulder block!!!!!  Johnny flies off, and now Drama is dragged off with him!!!!!  FOR THE SECOND TIME, MANGLER HAS CLEARED THE AREA!!!  HOLY SHIT!  HOLY SHIT!!!!
 
Johnny Killa...eliminated!
THE Drama...eliminated!
 
And now, the sailors all around are hooting, shouting, hollering, and basically PRAISING Mangler, who lies on the deck, desperately trying to catch his breath.  GODDAMN this is insane!  How the FUCK is Mangler doing this?!
 
13th entrant...
 
MORE hooting and hollering rains down from the sailors...but that's because TARA RYSING is here!  She walks toward Mangler, a grin playing across her lips, and Mangler smiles back...easy pickins' says he, right before she kicks him right in the nose!  Mangler's head snaps back down, and Tara pulls him back up.  Mangler muscles her down, into DDT position, but she snaps back with a NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!  Mangler wobbles up in a daze, and she pops him in the mouth, kicks him in the stomach, DDT!  Mangler does an involuntary headstand and plops onto the ground.
 
Tara drags Mangler across the deck and releases him on one of the strips, running across the deck to one the control panel.
 
14th entrant...
 
Slayer dives onto the scene and goes straight for Mangler, since he's been here the longest!  Mangler rolls out of the way as Slayer pounces and catches a face full of NoSkid.  And as soon as Mangler rolls out of the way, Tara reaches the control panel and smashes one of the buttons.
 
And the JET BLAST DEFLECTOR POPS UP, launching Slayer into the air!  See ya, Slayer!  
 
Slayer...eliminated!
 
Mangler looks up, shocked and ANGERED.  "THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!" he screams!  And gets up and flies toward Tara, who ducks and fireman carries him over and back to the ground.  Is she OWNING him or what?  Mangler up, freaking out at this point, and he ducks his head and charges, but she takes him down with a drop toe hold and AMATUERS over onto his back, where she proceeds to slap him in the back of the head multiple times.
 
15 entrant...
 
And she continues this until her hair is pulled and she is YANKED to her feet by Chris Rayvon.  Chris grins at her and slaps the SHIT out of her, taking her down.  Chris proceeds to stomp on her face, sadisticaly smiling at every gut-wrenching yelp she emits.   And then, he sees the kendo sticks.  Leaving his prey for the moment, Chris grabs one of the sticks and smashes it into the ground, shredding the top...and...ohh, shit.  Chris walks back over and smashes the shredded top RIGHT into Tara's face!  Oh, this is SICK.  
 
Again and again Chris canes her, pausing to shake the blood off every few moments before continuing.  Tara rolls to her stomach, cringing, and tries to crawl away, but Chris shreds her back with his cane, tearing the skin right off of her!  Oh, Jesus...And still, Tara tries to get to her feet, as the sailors have grown silent...and Chris continues to whale away as Tara gets to a knee...then to her feet.  Chris goes in with a cane shot to the ribs, and Tara grits her teeth, repressing a scream, and she DOES NOT FALL.  Another shot scores, and Tara keeps standing, in so much pain...one more, and Tara holds the cane against her body with her arm, then pulls Chris forward and shoves a finger nail RIGHT INTO HIS EYE.  OH, GOD.  Chris arches in pain and Tara falters backwards.
 
16th entrant...
 
Backwards a little bit too far, as Chris once again lashes out with the cane and drops the bloody Tara off the side.  Mother FUCKER. 
 
Tara Rysing...eliminated!
 
Chris drops the cane and groans in pain, trying to stop the blood from seeping through his eye...he turns to see Mangler, lying on the ground...then looks up and sees The Phantom of the Opera mask...and a VERY pissed off looking Javex Valerius.  Javex YANKS the cane away from Chris and snap kicks him in the face, taking the cane and attempting to jab him in the other eye!  Chris covers up and cringes as the cane shreds his hands...but does not see as Javex brings that cane RIGHT ACROSS HIS THROAT!!!!  JESUS!!!!  Javex yanks Chris to his feet and grabs Chris, bringing him face to face.  "I DON'T FORGIVE..."Javex shoves Chris toward the edge, then looks back at Mangler, still fucked up across the deck.  Then he looks back at Rayvon.
 
"AND I DON'T FORGET!" he says, charging and SPEARING Chris over the edge, going right off with him!!!!!
 
Chris Rayvon...eliminated!
Javex Valerius...eliminated!
 
Mangler drags himself to his feet, swaying in the breeze, by himself on the deck for the THIRD time.  Mangler shakes some of the blood off his face trying to gather himself for these pivotal last few eliminations.  He's so close.  He's SO DAMN close!
 
17th entrant...
 
Adam Darke steps onto the flight deck, looking Mangler dead in the face.  Adam's fresh...Mangler's not.  But still, Mangler, even as it pains him to do so, motions for Adam to "come on".  Adam walks with purpose, not bothering to pick up a weapon, and Mangler actually begins to walk toward him as well.  And for the first time in this match, the two lock up in an actual collar-and-elbow tie up!  Yes, a wrestling move!  Amazing...
 
Adam wrenches Mangler into a headlock and squeezes, Mangler's blood dripping over Adam's arms.  Adam continually shifts his body, so Mangler can't lock his arms around to escape.  So, instead, Mangler tries to pry Adam's hands apart, which is NOT easy.  Mangler may be stronger, but Adam's got this sort of thing down to a science.  And Adam doesn't seem to be in any rush to release it.  This has NO effect on Adam's stamina, but it's draining Mangler's to try to get out of this.  Such a simple move, and yet a lot of thought has gone into it.
 
Mangler drops to a knee and shoves Adam's hands over his head.  Mangler takes a second to breathe, and Adam kicks him in the kidney.  OUCH!  Mangler arches, and Adam pulls him up, then drops him back down with an inverted DDT.  Mangler's out, that's it.
 
18th entrant...
 
Smoke wafts across the deck as Leary walks onto it, smoking a "I'm gonna win" bowl.  But seriously...how does ONE man make that much smoke?  It's like FOG out here. Leary seems to dissapear into the "smog", then reappears behind Adam, turning his bowl upside down and ashing on Adam's shoulder.  Adam doesn't turn, but he smashes Leary's skull with a reverse elbow...which only serves to piss the hippy off!  Leary with a kick to the stomach!  And a quick knee to the skull!  Adam up, and now HE'S PISSED.  Grabs Leary and hiptosses him to the NoSkid.  Leary to his feet, in with a clothesline, Adam catches it and twists, but Leary pulls him in with a SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE.  
 
Adam up, right into an ACID HIT from Leary, instinct takes over and Adam blocks and rolls through for a pin.  And Leary just sits there, with a "well, what the fuck" look on his face.  Mangler comes back with a sitting dropkick to Adam's skull, breaking up the "pin".
 
19th entrant...
 
Razor in!  Charges toward the trio and gets CLOCKED by Mangler, who is getting REALLY tired at this point.  Mangler takes out his frustration on Razor, kicking him and setting him up for a SWEET EXECUTION.  Mangler gets Venom up on his shoulders and RUNS, powerbombing him into the PHALNAX gun on deck.  But holds on, because the essence of SWEET EXECUTION is ELIMINATION.  And Mangler simply tosses Razor over the edge!  DAMN he was pissed.
 
Razor...eliminated.
 
And still, Adam and Leary continue to chain and counter each other.  Hacky Sack Toss flipped out of by Adam, who turns Leary and sets him up for a Broken Wing.  Leary with a counter, up and over for the Bad Moon Rising, Adam wriggles out and goes for PENANCE, dragging Leary to the ground.  Leary rolls up, onto his head, and crashes onto Adam, nearly wrenching his own shoulder out of the socket, but still breaking the hold.
 
FINAL entrant...
 
Last, but not least, is Venom, who rushes onto the scene and IMMEDIATELY skulks around Mangler, not wanting the Slayer treatment.  However, he wanders TOO close to Adam and Leary, who both get up, look at each other, and lash out with savate kicks, both nailing him on the jaw.  Mangler hears leather slap skin, turns, and charges at Venom, nailing him the sickest high knee shot EVER, sending him flying over the edge.
 
Venom...eliminated!
 
Leary, Mangler, and Adam face off, and what happens next is highly predicatable.  Adam is immediately ganged up as Mangler and Leary unload.  Quickly, Adam is bloodied and set up on Mangler's shoulders for elimination.  And Leary backs up and CHARGES, leaping into the air for a dropkick...and Adam rolls forward, taking Mangler down with him, and Leary FLIES over the pair, too late realizing that he's WAY overshot his mark.
 
Leary Garcia....eliminated!
 
Mangler rolls out, looks around, and realizes that it's down to last TWO.  Mangler and Adam!  Mangler has come from the BEGINNING to here, and he's worn down...completely and utterly drained, but all it's gonna take is ONE more!  And with that in mind, he goes after Adam, who ducks, fireman positions him onto his shouders, and runs toward the edge...Mangler off the shoulders, shoves Adam toward the edge.  Adam plants his feet on the NoSkid, which FINALLY proves its value as anything but a weapon, but Mangler goes for EVERYTHING and flies in with a shoulder block.  Adam ducks, and DROP TOE HOLD...into nothingness.  Mangler finally breathes easy as he disappears off the edge....an anti-climatic and yet fitting finish...
 
Mangler...eliminated!
 
WINNER OF THE ROOFTOP RUMBLE ROYALE....ADAM DARKE!!!!
 
And now, as Adam celebrates, and the sailors rush in to congratulate him...the question remains...which title will he go for? 

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D-TV

presents:
February Furor!!!
2-5-05

Heirate Mich by Rammstein plays us in tonight as Furor is here! We have a small card for you even though it is a PPV but that doesn’t mean that the action will be any less intense. Back in Black starts to play and here comes President GQ Styles. He takes his mic and waits as the applause takes on a deafening level. A few minutes later, the din dies down.

“Ladies and Gentlemen, I’d like to once again welcome you to the greatest show on earth, an XAW PPV. More specifically, February Furor!!”

The crowd once again erupts as pyro explodes all over the arena in multi colored effects. The crowd quiets down yet again.

“My first announcement concerning tonight’s festivities is that the Scaffold Match that was supposed to take place between Crimson and Cerberus will be moved to Thrashing since none of the two deemed it necessary to show up. Sorry to disappoint any of you great fans. However, the rest of the show is going on as planned.   Finally, I want to take a moment to talk about our current situation among our Stables.  As you have seen lately, we have had numerous matches that have been unjustly ended via Disqualifications, or being declared a no contest.  This is not what this company, or myself wants.  Everymatch should have a winner or a loser, except the Television Title.  That is the Champions 'edge'.  If I need too, I will be forced to take drastic measures to guarantee what I want.”
 
GQ pauses for a moment and smiles broadly.

“Let’s get on with the show, what do you all say to that?”

The crowd erupts into another deafening roar as GQ tosses his mic to YRT and disappears behind the curtain.
The tron starts playing highlights from the past week as For Whom the Bell Tolls by Metallica starts to play. Tonight’s card appears.
Monique v. Claudia (Chairshot from Hell match)
Julie Simms v. Callisto (Divas title, Hell in the Cell)
Javex Valerius v. Mike Johnson (US title, Barbwire Cage match)
NFH v. Downfall of Western Civilization (Tag titles, Ladder match)
THE Drama v. Johnny Killa (TV title, Cage match)
Mangler v. Tara Rysing (Hardcore title, TLC match)
And your main event,
Triksta v. Adam Darke v. Vlad (ER Match for both the Cruiserweight and Heavyweight titles)

All right, let’s kick this bitch off right. Instead of our normal backstage segment, we’re going to start off in the ring. This first match up is between two former lovers. What affect will that have on the match, if any? We’re about to find out. Several hundred chairs are dispersed around ringside in anticipation for this. Alive by Godsmack starts to play and here comes Monique! The whistles and catcalls start up immediately. She smiles slightly and walks to the ring, chair in hand. She slides in as Prayer by Disturbed starts up. Here comes perhaps the most dominant woman to ever star in the XAW, Claudia. She too has a chair in hand and she’s sprinting to the ring, ready to get this once going. The ref calls for the bell.
Monique v. Claudia (Chairshot from Hell match)
Monique acts first, swinging her chair with decapitating force. The Blood Goddess ducks and slams her chair into Monique’s knee. She screams in pain and bends over. Claudia slams the chair into Monique’s back, dropping her to the mat. Claudia tosses the chair to the side and grabs her former friend by the hair, tossing her into the corner. She attempts a spear but Monique side steps, letting her momentum carry her through the ropes. Monique grabs Claudia’s legs and pulls her roughly from the ropes. 
TORMENT!!!
Claudia bounces off the mat hard. She tries to get up but Monique is on her quickly. She hits a swinging neckbreaker and Claudia is down again. The Decadent One smiles and hits ropes, spring boarding off and hitting a moonsault. Monique pops up quickly and grabs a chair. She opens it and drags the Blood Goddess over to it, placing her head between the seat and the backrest. Monique takes a step back.
SUPERKICK!!
The chair folds with Claudia’s head wedged inside. Blood starts to pool underneath the Dark Queen. Monique just laughs like a little girl and rips the chair off her former friend. Claudia tries to push herself up but Monique won’t let her. She takes the chair and starts to pummel Claudia’s back with it. Again, the former champ is on the mat in a world of hurt. Monique pulls her up and sends Claudia running the ropes. She bends for a back body drop but Claudia manages to stop and plant her foot in Monique’s kisser. The Blood Goddess grabs Monique by the hair and flings her over the ropes and into a pile of chairs! Monique lay broken in a tangled mass of bent metal and plastic. Claudia stumbles a bit and then slingshots herself over the ropes, crashing into Monique and the chairs. Both of them are down and bleeding. The ref looks at them helplessly but doesn’t start the count for some reason. He just looks. Both women stir. Monique reaches up and starts to pull herself up by the security railing. Claudia lunges for a chair and grabs one. She slams it down on Monique’s hand, possibly breaking it! Monique falls back to the floor. Claudia opens up the chair and pulls Monique over to it.
BLOOD GODDESS ONTO THE CHAIR!!!
Monique’s head splits wide open, her blond hair soaked with blood. Claudia grabs her, still stumbling a bit, and tosses her into the ring. The Dark Queen slides in behind her and pulls Monique to her feet. Tie up and Monique rakes the eyes. Claudia takes a step back and tries to get her sight cleared. Monique takes the opportunity to sweep Claudia’s legs out from under her. She grabs a chair and holds it tightly to her chest.
3 STEPS FROM HEAVEN WITH THE CHAIR!!
Monique tosses the chair to the side and covers,
1..2..Monique pulls Claudia up, negating the pin. She not done punishing her. Claudia spits up a bloody lung biscuit causing Monique to laugh. She sets up Claudia for a short arm clothesline but she manages to duck underneath it. Claudia clotheslines Monique in the back of the neck and then falls to her knees. She looks around and finds a chair. Claudia lays it flat on the mat and pulls Monique up once more.
BLOOD GODDESS!!!
REVERSED!!!
FINAL CUT ONTO THE CHAIR!!!
1…
2…
3!
Winner of the match…Monique!
What a brutal match! Let’s get backstage while the ring gets cleaned up and prepared for the next match. 
Triksta walks in, apparently because he forgot something. He strolls to the Libertine Regime locker room and is immediately accosted by several US Marines. Trik smiles.
“Sorry guys, no autographs. I’ve got a match to get to.”
The platoon leader steps forward,
“No problem, we just wanted to tell you that we are disgusted at how you talk about such a fine American and US title holder such as Mike Johnson.”
Trik shakes his head and tries to walk away. The marines move faster and the beat down commences. Mike Johnson walks by and laughs as Trik is given the treatment.
“It’s nice to have fans.”
Johnson walks away, laughing hysterically.
Meanwhile, GQ looks over the gate receipts and concession sold to this point and smiles.
“Once again Ladies and Gents, you showed us why the XAW is the greatest federation in the world. Thanks again.”
Elsewhere, The Little Chihuahua is walking around backstage that seems to be Mike Johnson's little whatever.  He is exploring the arena probably looking for an area to poop.   He is sniffing around when a chinese man in a white dirty apron walks around the corner.  His eyes light up as he sees the little dog running around.   
Ok, back to the ring we go and from here on out, every match is a title match.
Broken by Seether w/ Amy Lee starts up and here comes the luckiest woman on the face of the earth, Julie Simms. I only say lucky because she fell into a title shot. The fans are voracious once again as the whistling and catcalls start up quickly. She slides into the ring as Dirty by Christina Aguilera starts to play. Here comes your Divas champion, Callisto! The champ flashes that beautiful smile of hers and makes her way down the ramp and into the ring. The Cell is dropped around the ring and the ref calls for the bell.
Julie Simms v. Callisto (Divas title, Hell in the Cell)
The two women start with a tie up. Callisto tosses Julie to the side and wipes her hands together. Simms comes in closer and ties her up again. She slides quickly behind the Amazon.
BROKEN CROSS!!
Callisto pops up quickly, only to take a superkick to the noggin for her trouble. Julie pulls Callisto up by the hair and starts hitting right hands. The Amazon beauty staggers back, trying to gather her wits. Julie grabs the champ and launches her over the ropes and into the cage. Callisto slides down slowly and hits the floor. She stands up, a bit wobbly, and slides back into the ring. The once beautiful face of Callisto suddenly changes and she looks furious. She grabs a stunned Julie and hits a snap suplex. The champ moves quickly, hitting an elbow to the throat of the challenger. The ref says something but Callisto merely shoves him away. He says something else and she ignores him.
The Amazon pulls Julie to her feet. Double arm DDT and once again, Julie hits the mat hard. Callisto hops to the top turnbuckle and leaps into the air, hitting a shooting star press! She holds for the pin.

1..2..Kickout!
Simms rolls to the side but Callisto isn’t far behind her. The champ rips Julie up by the hair and sends her running the ropes.
PARALIZER!!
Julie falls weakly to the mat and Callisto  sets her up for the Amazon Thrill.
REVERSE!!!
REALITY CHECK!!!
Callisto is on the mat, clutching at her shoulder. The Black Widow falls to her knees and tries to catch her breath. Callisto gets to her feet and grimaces in pain. That shoulder could be hurt. She pulls Julie to her feet. Simms moves first, wrenching Callisto’s injured arm behind her and putting pressure on the shoulder. The Goddess shrieks in pain and tries to wriggle out of the hold. No dice. Julie lifts her off the mat and slams her back down, still holding onto that shoulder. The champ screams again and stands up. Julie wraps her legs around Callisto’s midsection for added pressure. The Amazon hurtles backwards and slams Julie back first into the turnbuckle. Not once, not twice, but three times. The Black Widow lets up and falls to the mat. Callisto collapses against the ropes and tries to rub the pain from her shoulder. Julie stands and grabs Callisto by the hair.
PEDIGREE!!!
The champ lies on the mat motionless as Julie covers.
1..2..Callisto gets a shoulder up!
Julie sits up, not believing that this match isn’t over. Callisto pushes herself up and starts to take some deep breaths. Julie slams a fist into her grill but Callisto ignores it. The champ fires back and Julie starts to stumble backwards. Another shot and a roundhouse kick to the chops sends the Black Widow to the mat. Callisto hits a standing shooting star press and then pulls Julie to her feet again.
IMPALER!!!
CALLISTO PULLED OFF VLAD’S FINISHER!!
Julie slumps to the mat and Callisto hits a springboard senton back splash. She hops to the top rope and waits as Julie slowly gets to her feet. 
KISS OF DEATH!!!
Cover,
1…
2…

3..NO, JULIE GETS A SHOULDER UP!! 
Callisto can’t believe it. She rubs her shoulder again and pulls Julie to her feet. 
PARALIZER!!!
AMAZON THRILL!!!
Callisto pins again,
1..2..KICKOUT!!!
Holy shit! Julie continually amazes us. Callisto is furious beyond words right now. She pulls Julie to her feet, initiating a tie. Julie moves first.
FADED CROSS!!
Julie covers,
1..2..REVERSE BY THE CHAMP. SHE’S GOT HER FEET ON THE ROPES!!
1..2..3!
Winner of the match and still Divas champion…Callisto!
The ref never saw her feet on the ropes! The cell is being lifted as both woman lie on the mat, trying to regain their breath. I think we all learned a very valuable lesson here today. Never piss off Callisto in a match. You just never know what she’s going to do.
Backstage again as a tech walks up to the stunning Tara Rysing. He hands her a note and she reads it. A smile plays across her lips.
“Time to find out who this mystery suitor is.”
She walks into the Communal Locker room.
“Anyone in here?”
A voice comes from the back,
“Just me.”
She walks in and her jaw drops to the floor.
“You?”
The camera pans over and picks up a figure entering the room, Scarface! The mobster hands her a single rose and smiles.
“We didn’t end on such good terms and I was always sorry for that. I’d like to make it up to you.”
She smiles hesitantly.
“I’ll have to think about it.”
Scary smiles and nods, 
“I understand.”
Tara walks from the room, clutching tightly at the rose and muttering
“Of all the people…”
Meanwhile, off in the city jail, Leary Garcia is sitting in the cafeteria, eating whatever it is that passes for food in that place and he’s doing it with a smile. He’s just finished his meal and lights up a “I need to get that crappy taste out of my mouth” home rolled and puffs away. A CO comes over and rips it from his mouth.
“Where in the hell did you get this from?”
Leary smiles,
“Your mother.”
The guard ignores the remark and immediately searches the Hippy’s person. He hasn’t doesn’t find anything and shrugs.
“Back to your cell, you damn dirty hippy.”
Leary smiles and walks away.
Anyone know how he got a camera inside the prison? The world may never know. (Kind of like how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Meh, nevermind.)
Also, G.Q. is sitting in his office when his person Chinese Chef walks in with a special order of fried rice and some eggfoo young.  The chef continuesly smiles and nods as G.Q. takes a huge bite.   Wow, that does look good.
Let’s get back to the ring for what should be another great matchup. 
I AM…
I AM…
I AM…
The Deities Dragon, screams the crowd. Linkin Park’s Paper Cut explodes over the PA and here comes the challenger for the US Title, Javex Valerius. He sprints to the ring and mounts the turnbuckles in succession, throwing his hand into the air. Southern Hospitality by Ludicris starts up signaling the arrival of the US titleholder, Mike Johnson! HE too heads for the ring at a dead sprint, ready to show the world that he is indeed a major challenger for the top belts in the XAW. He slides into the ring and tosses the belt to Alyson. The barbwire cage is lowered and the ref calls for the bell.
Javex Valerius v. Mike Johnson (US Title, Barbwire cage match)
Johnson definitely has the advantage in size and strength in this one but Javex has him in speed and agility. However, he is also an adept hardcore fighter, though Johnson obviously didn’t think so. The two men circle one another in the ring. Javex darts in and kicks Johnson squarely on the knee. Johnson limps away slightly. It looks like Javex is going to take this match to the mat and use Mike’s size against him. Johnson nods and calls the Dragon over to him for a tie up. Valerius shrugs and meets him. Mike acts quickly and picks Javex up. He slams the challenger into the cage, the barbwire tearing into his back. Javex falls to the ground and blood is staining the back of his shirt. The crowd boos but Johnson doesn’t seem to care. This is his element and he wants this match. Javex rips his shirt off and tosses it over the cage. Some lucky fan gets it.
Javex starts to hop around. The Man strolls over to him casually and again, Javex gives him a swift kick to the knee. Johnson goes down to one knee and the Dragon lashes out with another kick. This time, Johnson catches his foot and slams his fist into the Dragon’s thigh. Javex hops back and grimaces in pain. Johnson gets back to his feet and limps over to Javex. He kicks him in the gut and lifts him over his head for a power bomb.
Reverse!
Javex nails a hurricanranna that takes Johnson down. The Dragon pops to his feet and pulls Mike up. Johnson acts quickly and lashes out with a superkick that Javex catches. Mike leaps into the air from one foot.
Enziguri!
Javex topples to the mat and Johnson pulls him up, slamming the challenger head first into the cage. Blood streams down Javex’s face from the numerous cuts caused by the barbwire. Johnson grabs him by the back of the head and starts to grind his face into the cage some more. Javex grips the cage, blood running down his arms, and pushes back. Johnson stumbles a bit and Javex turns, hitting a quick face buster that stuns Mike. Javex rips a piece of the wire from the cage and wraps it around his hand. He slams his fist into Johnson’s face repeatedly, splitting the champ wide open. Javex drops the wire and pulls Johnson to his feet. Another kick to the knee and Johnson stumbles again. Javex hits a roundhouse kick that takes Johnson to the mat. The Dragon hits the ropes and hits a springboard moonsault! Johnson might be in trouble now. Javex wipes the blood from his eyes and runs towards the corner, catapulting himself into the air.
Well, we all know what this means. The little beaner could be up there for a while. How have you all been. A-Bob has been good. He’s even better know that we got the Kult’s and Rayvon back. I couldn’t imagine the XAW without them. Hold up, Javex is on the way back down.
The moonsault connects and Johnson is in a world of hurt. Drama has made his way down the ring and he’s looking absolutely irate. That can’t be good for Mikey J. Javex pulls Johnson to his feet and hits the ropes.
JVX CLOTHESLINE!!!
Johnson ducks and Javex connects with the ref, knocking him out cold. Mike sees this and reaches into his pants, retrieving a pair of brass knucks. He takes a swipe at Javex who ducks.
GLORIA POR DOLOR!!!
Mike’s head snaps back and he slumps to the mat. Javex looks at the ref and sees that a pin would be useless at this time. Drama, meanwhile, is taking a pair of bolt cutters to the cage and he’s trying to get in. That REALLY doesn’t bode well for the champ. Drama is still quite pissed about Mike’s interference in his title defense on Thursday that cost him the TV title. He’s almost through, but Johnson is starting to come to. Javex pulls him up.
HEAD ON COLLISION!!
Johnson hit that from nowhere!!
He pins,
No ref to count. Johnson looks around and sees this. He screams in frustration.
DRAMA IS IN THE RING!!
He grabs Mike by the head and slams it into the cage, grinding it for more damage. Blood pours from Mike! The Iconic One sets Mike up for…
STANDING OVATION!!!
Johnson falls to the mat unceremoniously and Drama grabs Javex, draping him over  Johnson. HE turns to the ref and whips out some smelling salts, bringing the man back into reality. The Comic bolts out the hole that he made in the cage and gets out of sight. The ref crawls over and starts to count.
1…



2…



3!

Winner of the match and NEW US Champion…Javex Valerius!
Another lesson learned, the Comic doesn’t get revenge, he gets even. A title for a title. The cage is lifted and Drama slides in, picking Javex up and carrying him to the back, title slung over his shoulder. Johnson starts to come to and sees that he’s been screwed. Needless to say, Mikey ain’t pleased and I think it’s safe to say that this battle has just begun.

We make our way to the medical unit here in the XAW arena as our Cruiserweight Champion is laid out on the table being stitched up after the beating he took from the the Marines.  The Doc is trying to get Trik to sit still as he pushes the needle through his skin right above his eye.   How does this effect the Main Event tonight?
Meanwhile, backstage, The Behemoth of Brutality Ultimatum stalks the corridors looking to make someone pay. Johnson stumbles by, trying to see through the blood on his face. Ulty chuckles and lets him go. Chris Rayvon and Steven Kult make an appearance with the tag titles around their waist and the big man’s face gets serious. Ulty steps in front of Rayvon with a scowl.
“You’re a real big guy, attacking women.”

"What did you want to smell my finger too?"

Rayvon smiles and winks at him as Steven puts his hand on the big man's chest.
"Step aside."

Ultimatum looks at Steven with a look of pure evil.
NUT SHOT!!!!!!
Ulty stumbles but doesn’t go down. He draws himself to full height and wraps his hands around Chris’s neck. Rayvon’s eyes go wide and he again kicks the Behemoth in the crotch. Ulty’s eyes bug out of his head as Rayvon lands a kiss.  Ultimatum is stepping back slightly bent over
QUICK KILL!!!!!!!
“Another time, lover.”
Now The Big Man is down, he is laid out on his back.  Steven and Rayvon just step over him.  They make their way to the curtain since their match is next.
Alrighty then, that should be interesting. Eternal Darkness has been clashing with the Kult Compound for a few weeks now and it appears as though we may have a stable war on our hands as The Libertine Regime has been very active as well. We’ll find out won’t we.
Ok, this next match is for the tag team titles. The theme song to Halloween starts up and here comes the challengers, Antagonist and Griffin, the NFH. What NFH stands for, not a clue. Regardless, these two gentlemen have come in and really shown that they could be major contenders very soon. Is tonight their night? Time will tell. The end of the World as we know it (and I feel fine) by The Riddlin' Kids starts up and here comes the Tag Team champions, Steven Kult and Chris Rayvon aka Downfall of Western Civilization.  Anyway, the tag titles are up for grabs. Steven wants to start this one off and Antagonist is stating that he’s going to start as well. The ref calls for the bell and this one is getting started.
NFH v. The Downfall of Western Civilization (Tag titles, Ladder match)
The champs hand their titles off to the ring girl and she locks them up on the rings.  The titles head high above the ring, as both teams look up toward them.  Steven steps out of the ring, as Chris starts to bounces up and down looking over to Griffin, who has decided to start for NFH.   Griffin starts to head toward Chris.   He comes in hard and Chris takes him down quickly with a drop toe hold.  Rayvon rolls away as does Griffin to the outside.  SAK sends a kick his way but stays on the Mat as Griffin smiles taking a step back.  He nods at SAK who casually points toward the ring, Griffin looks up and Chris is coming over the top with a Somersault Plancha down onto Griffin.   Both men hit hard on the concrete, Rayvon rolls off and gets to his feet. 
Antagonist comes over from his corner to check on his friend.  Rayvon slides into the ring as Steven hops off the apron and to the steel barrier where a couple of Ladders are stationed.  Any Ladder can reach the belt, we just decided to put one really tall one out there cause we know someone will do something crazy.  Steven slides the Ladder into Rayvon as Antagonist slides in.  Steven tries to get Rayvon's attention but to no avail as Antagonist comes up behind, locks the waist lock and sends Rayvon over with a German Suplex no Bridge.  Rayvon rolls aside as Steven slides into the ring.  Antagonist Flexes showing off his muscles, and Steven looks completely unimpressed.  He infact smiles, takes off his shirt and the ladies are Screaming for him.  He flexes his pecks and starts to walk toward Antgonist, who comes in hard and Steven ducks a clothesline both men turn but Steven comes in with a right hand.   He follows up with another.  Chris gets to his feet as, As Steven has Antag standing infront of the ladder.  Chris comes off the far ropes and leap frogs Steven.  He comes down onto Antagonist and forces him back/neck first down into the ladder.   Griffin has snuck into the ring, Rayvon sits on Antags Chest talking to him.  He is fixing his hair then pats him on the top of the head.  
Griffin sneaks up on SAK and turns him around sending a kick to the midsection, He grabs him for a Suplex, He takes SAK up who counters and comes down behind Griffin, but Griffin has the face lock and drops with a Stunner.  Steven is caught by Suprise and drops.   Griffin gets to his feet and looks at Rayvon.  He smiles at Griffin and the two men start to circle.  Steven rolls to the ropes and out of the ring.   He reaches under the ring and pulls out a table.  He sets it up outside.   Griffin walks up to Rayvon and slaps the taste out of his mouth.  Rayvon looks back at him with a vicious smile.  Griffin again follows with a forearm shot, then another, he steps back and comes in with a Chop across the chest.  He follows up with another.   He backs Rayvon up to the ropes and sends him off.  Rayvon rebounds and he comes in with a Jumping Spin Heel that takes Rayvon off his feet to the Mat.  Griffin gets to his feet and looks over to Antagonist, who is pulling himself up.  The back of his head, and hair seem to be soaked in blood.  He is holding onto the ropes as SAK pulls him down and out of the ring.  
Steven grabs him and sends him face first into the Steel barracade.   Antag's eyes are glassed over as Steven comes in with a bunch of kicks to the back of the head.  He pulls Antag up and takes him over with a belly to back suplex down into the concrete.   Steven is talking to the crowd, and they start to pull the steel Barracade apart.   Steven picks up Antagonist and drops him with the classic down into the Concrete.   Steven pushes Antagonist off and walks to the ring apron.  He reaches under the ring and pulls out another table.  The fans have the Ring Barracade opened up and he places the table ontop of the steel, being supported by the barracades, the fans take another and place it under the table.   Steven gets up Antagonist and tosses him ontop of the table.    He looks into the ring. As Griffin comes sliding out of the ring.   He comes at SAK and catches him with a right hand.  SAK grabs him by the back of the head as Rayvon gets to the ropes and smiles.   He yells out at the crowd and fan tosses a chair into the ring for him.   He sets it up.   He comes off the far ropes, off the chair, top rope.  RAVEN'S WINGS DOWN INTO ANTAGONIST AND THROUGH THE TABLE AND INTO THE STEEL.   Griffin's eyes are lit up as the crowd is going crazy
XAW XAW XAW XAW XAW XAW XAW XAW XAW XAW XAW
Griffin sends a knee to the midsection of SAK, He grabs him by the back of the head, sends SAK face first into the steel stairs.  Griffin starts to pummel SAK with boots.   He reaches down and pulls up Steven by the hair.  He slides him into the ring and pulls himself up to the apron.  He slingshots himself over with a legdrop across Steven's neck.  Griffin gets to his feet.  He drops a knee down into SAK's face.   He pulls Steven up and places him against the ropes.  Griffin takes a Step back.  FURY'S EDGE...Steven is nailed in the Jaw and flies over the top rope and to the floor.  Griffin is alone in the ring and he looks up to the titles.  He slides out of the ring and to the floor.  He grabs the big ladder and slides it into the ring.  Mangler has hit the ring.  He slides in and comes off the near ropes and baseball slides the top of the ladder, forcing it into the neck/jaw area of Griffin.   Mangler pulls the ladder up and sets it up under the titles as Rayvon rolls into the ring.  
Mangler steps out of the ring and to Griffin, he starts to put the boots to him as Rayvon starts the climb to the top.   He makes his way up slowly and this ladder is So tall the titles are touching the top.   Rayvon gets up there and watches as Mangler starts to beat the hell out of Griffin.  Rayvon grabs the titles.
WINNER OF THE MATCH: DOWNFALL OF WESTERN CIVILIVATION
Rayvon has both titles and is at the top as Drama slides into the ring, he shoulder tackles the ladder and Rayvon comes down with it and the momentum tosses him off and down to the floor.  He lands hard with a sick thud.   Drama turns as Steven comes in and takes him down with a clothesline.  Drama is down as Mangler comes sliding in.   He comes at Steven, who turns and stops Mangler in his tracks.   Mangler holds out what appears to be a portable T.V. Monitor.  
The Hardcore Hippie and resident Jailbird appears on the Monitor and the tron for the crowd.  
""You got to KEEP those titles because I SAID so. And Mangler and I will have them when we see fit."
Leary flushes a toilet laughing.
"Now theres a sound i bet you didnt think you'd ever wish to hear!! Peace."  
He is smiling when a shadow appears behind him.  Leary looks back with a worried look and starts to scream
"NO NO Not again........"
Feed goes to snow.  Steven takes in a deep breathe and shakes his head with a smile.  Mangler takes a step back, and exits the ring.   Drama is with him and the two make their way up the aisle.     
Back to prison we go as Leary is crawling away from the Prison Guard.
“You have a pretty mouth....”
Leary takes a drag from another home rolled, a small tear falling from his eye. He shrugs and takes the smoke from his mouth.  He slams it into the man's eye".
“There you go.  I am not Chris you HOMO!!!”
A CO comes to the cell, hearing the mans screaming. Leary sighs as this guard enters the cell.
“OK Garcia, where did you get this one?”
He points down at the butt. Leary shrugs.
“No clue. **points at the man on the floor** It was his.  He tried to defile me....What kinda prison is this?”
The CO shakes his head and searches Leary again. And again, finds nothing. He searches the cell and comes up empty.
“I’ll find your supply sooner or later hippy.”
The CO leaves dragging his friend with him and from nowhere, Leary pops another home rolled into his mouth and lights it. Smoke fills the cell.
“I doubt that very seriously pig.”
Leary wipes the small tear from his eye, taking hit after hit.  He looks so cute locked up, like a little monkey.
To the ring we go for the next match. This time, the TV title is on the line. Drama lost the TV title at Thrashing because of interference on the part of Mike Johnson. Tonight, he has a chance to get it back in the cage against the Good Doctor, Johnny Killa.
Touching Tongues starts up and so do the boos. The Iconic Comic makes his way to the ring accompanied by several Drama Queens. He saunters to the ring and still looks a little on the angry side. Maybe anger management would do him some good. Then again, Mailman didn’t exactly succeed with those classes. Anyway.
Epic by Faith No More starts to play and here comes your TV titleholder and all around Phreak, Johnny Killa! JK makes it to the ring and slides in, handing his title over to Alyson. The cage is lowered and the rules are simple. 15:00 time limit, win by either pin fall, submission, or exiting the cage first. The ref calls for the bell.
THE Drama v. Johnny Killa (TV title, Cage match)
15:00
Drama motions for Johnny to take him on in a show of strength by raising his hands into the air. Johnny seems to contemplate this for a moment and decides to. He comes in and Drama hits a high knee to his gut. Johnny doubles over and Drama hits a bicycle kick that sends the good doctor to the mat. Drama reaches down to pull JK to his feet but gets a thumb in the eye. Johnny stands and points to his head with a smile. JK grabs Drama and sends him running the ropes.
SPANK DA MONKEY!!
Drama sails over the ropes and crashes into the cage, causing it to shake violently. Drama gets caught up in the ropes and Johnny starts to run them. He collides with Drama, sending him headfirst into the cage and splitting him open. What’s the deal with everyone getting bloodied up tonight? Who cares, the fans love it. Johnny pulls Drama through and hits a DOWNLOAD!
11:32
Drama needs to mount some kind of offensive if he wants to take back the title. JK pulls him up, setting the Comic up for a SYSTEM CRASH!
MISSED!!
Drama slams a fist into Johnny’s gut and then starts with some knife edge chops. Let’s hear it from the crowd. WHOOOOOOO!!! WHOOOOOO!!!
Drama has JK backed up into the corner and starts to pummel him with powerful lefts and rights.  JK buckles under the assault and falls to the mat. Drama rips him up and sends him running the ropes. Tilt a whirl backbreaker. JK drops to the mat again. Drama starts to climb the cage and gets to the top. He smiles as flashbulbs start to go off all over the arena. He leaps into the air.
CURTAIN CALL FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!
Both men are entangled on the mat and neither is moving too well.

8:12
Drama pushes himself to all fours as does JK. Killa moves gets up first and slams a foot into Drama’s ribs. The Comic gasps for breath as Johnny stands him up. 
SYSTEM CRASH!!!
He pulls him up again.
END OF CONVERSATION!!!
Drama screams in pain as Johnny has the move really locked in. Drama starts to reach out for the ropes and is close. Just inches away really. He stretches a little further and grabs a hold of them. The ref is calling for Johnny to break the hold but he won’t. 
1..2..Johnny releases Drama.
JK pulls the Comic from  the ground and sends him running the ropes. JK runs at Drama and spears him in half! Drama folds and hits the mat again, JK covering.
1..2..kickout!
Johnny pulls Drama back up, wasting no time. Download and Drama is not in good shape.

4:20
Drama struggles to his feet and JK sets him up for the PHREAKTASTIC! Drama steps away and heads for the door. Johnny grabs him and swings the Comic around. Short arm clothesline and back to the mat goes the Comic. Johnny can feel victory and starts to climb the cage. He gets halfway up when Drama gets to his feet. The Comic rushes over to the cage as JK is now ¾ of the way up. He shakes it violently and Johnny comes crashing down into the ring. Drama heads for the door.
2:21
Johnny sees his title slipping away and forces himself up as the door is opened. Drama steps through the ropes and JK comes hurtling at him.
SPEAR! SPEAR!
Drama goes flying as JK is caught up in the ropes. Drama comes to rest on the floor outside the ring and the ref is calling for the bell. Johnny is livid!!

Winner of the match and NEW TV title holder…THE Drama! 

The Comic stands and receives his title and heads for the back. Speaking of backstage, let’s head that way.
Drama walks into the Libertine locker room/suite. Between him and Javex, I don’t know who looks worse. That thought isn’t lost on Mangler either. He looks over his friends.
“I hope I look better than that when my match is over.”
Javex slaps him in the back of the head. Drama coughs and grabs Mangler by the face.
“We got out of the match with the titles Deek. Now go tear up this bitch and bring home the hardcore title as well”
Mangler nods,
“Someone needs a nap. Don’t worry about it, it’s in the bag.”
Mangler heads out and runs into none other than Mike Johnson.
“Hey Mikey, remember the Japan thing. You know the favor you owe me.”
Johnson nods,
“Sure, what did you have in mind.”
Mangler throws an arm around Mike’s shoulder and smiles.
“Two things.”
The two hardcore warriors head for the ramp.
Meanwhile, Scarface has found Tara and walks up behind her.
“Good luck tonight.”
She smiles sort of shyly.
“Thanks, but I make my own luck.”
Scary nods and walks her towards the ramp.
How sweet. The mobster is already wrapped around her little finger and he has no idea if she wants him back. What a pansy.

Call of Kthulu starts to play as one of the Holy Trinity of Hardcore makes his way to the ring, Mangler. The submission artist slides into the ring and grabs himself a chair. Bring me to Life by Evanescence starts up and here she comes, the Queen of Extreme herself, the lovely Tara Rysing! She too is toting a chair and slides into the ring. Mangler stops and grabs a mic.
“As you all know, Mike Johnson owes me a favor. So here it is in all it’s glory. Mikey, if you would.”
Mike Johnson comes down to the ring and stops in front of it as I’m a Little Tea Pot starts to play. Johnson starts singing along and doing all the motions that go with the song. Mangler laughs hysterically. The song gets over with and I can’t ever remember seeing Johnson that shade of red before. Mangler tells the ref that he’s ready. The ref calls for the bell as the Hardcore title is hung above the ring.
Mangler v. Tara Rysing (Hardcore Title, TLC match)
Mangler starts to swing the chair and inexplicably stops. I guess he decided he can’t hit a woman with it. Tara looks equally as perplexed. Mangler shrugs and slams her over the head with the chair. Tara falls to the mat and drops the chair. Mangler drops his as well and pulls her to her feet. He DDT’s her into one of the chairs and you guessed it folks, we’ve got another blood sighting. Tara fights her way to her feet and gives Mangler a swift kick to the crotch. Mangler hops around, his eyes bugging from his head. The ref says something to her but Tara merely shrugs. She opens up a table and sends Mangler’s head right into it. He falls to the mat and Tara sets up the ladder, ready to get this over with. She climbs up but Mangler isn’t about to let her off that easy. He pushes the ladder over and she comes crashing down to the concrete outside the ring. Mangler slides out and reaches under the ring for a weapon procuring that damned rubber ducky that always seems to show up. He laughs and tosses it into the crowd. However, it comes flying back at him, striking him in the face. Mangler looks into the crowd and there sits Javex, eating popcorn, smiling furiously.
“Sorry deek.”
Mangler chuckles and Tara is starting to get back on her feet. Mangler reaches under the ring again and pulls out a fire extinguisher. He shrugs and unloads on Tara’s face. (Wow, did that sound bad to anyone else?)
The champ takes a step back and Mangler charges. Tara nails a drop toe hold that sends Mangler’s grill into the steel stairs, probably loosening a tooth or three. He shakes his head and sees that Tara is back in the ring and the ladder is set back up. She’s climbing to the top at a slow rate as Mangler slides back into the ring. He starts to climb up the other side and Tara slides down a rung or two, losing her balance. Mangler snaps off a right jab that Tara takes with stoicism. She fires back and Mangler spits out those teeth or three that were loosened earlier. Tara continues to climb and Mangler clears the cobwebs and swings around to her side of the ladder. He grabs her and pulls her down.
“I’m really sorry about this beautiful.”
SWEET EXECUTION OFF THE LADDER AND THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!
Tara and Mangler lay in a sea of broken wood and metal. Mangler sits up with a disturbed grin and pulls a splinter out of his hand.  He looks over to Javex, who is rooting him on and damn near chokes on a popcorn kernal.  Mangler shakes his head and steps into the ring.  He looks up to the title and smiles.  He looks over at Javex, who has been grabbed up and HEAD ON COLLISION DOWN INTO THE CHAIR HE WAS SITTING IN!!! Mangler's eyes light up.   He starts to head for the ropes when he is grabbed from behind in a half Nelson, and taken over the top and down onto the back of his head.   He rolls to his knees and gets to all fours.  He looks over, Steven and Matthew have now joined Mangler in the ring.   Matthew has a brace on the knee, but it's capable of movement and he comes in sending a kick into the face of Mangler. 
He reaches down pulling him up, Matthew pulls Mangler up in a piledriver.  Matthew Cradles it.....Kult Classic 2.0.  Mangler is crumpled in a heep.   Matthew gets to his feet as Steven already has fixed the ladder under the belt.  Mangler starts to get to his feet, Matthew grabs him again.   Kult Killings DDT!!!!!   Matthew sits up next to Mangler who is left out in the cold.   Tara slides in and looks at the Kult Brothers.  She walks to the ladder and starts to climb.  Matthew Grabs her before he gets to high and brings her down with the powerbomb.  Steven is pummeling Mangler.
Mike Johnson is pummeling Javex on the outside and it is Matthew climbing the ladder.   He gets to the title and pulls it down.   He makes his way catiously down to the bottom of the ladder with the title. He walks to Mangler....and spits on the back of his head.  He and his brother now leave the ring as Matthew is in possession of the Xtreme Hardcore Title but he is not due back till 2 weeks from now......What is going on?  
MAIN EVENT
Ladies and Gentleman it is time, We are about to head to the ER for what should be an explosive evening.   I have no idea what exactly is going to happen here tonight, the show has been full of suprises and already most of the titles have been passed over except for the Tag Titles, that were so close to being in the hands of NFH.   The show has now brought us to this.  Three men, Adam Darke who has already wrestled, Triksta who has been beat up and the fresh Vlad.  How much do you bet that Vlad is loving that.  Lets get it started.....
VLAD VS ADAM DARKE VS TRIKSTA
The World Cruiserweight Champion walks in first, his title on his waist.  He is walking slowly and rather stiffly.  Her tries to bounce up and down.  He is rolling his neck smiling.   The smile fades and he starts to stretch.  He shakes his head, as the auto doors slide open.  
In walks in the The World Heavyweight Champion, He has a huge smile on his face.  He has the title sitting on his shoulder and looks over at Trik shaking his head.   He just smiles and laughs.  He walks to the opposite side of the lobby.   He takes off his title and hands it over to the official.  That same official walks over to Triksta, and he takes it from him.  
The two look at each other and Triksta manages to start talking some shit, like usual Vlad ignores it.  Not exactly sure what the hell is being said but Vlad isn't paying much attention to it anyway.  As the doors open up and in walks Adam Darke.  He looks over at both men and in return they look back at him.   The doors shut and the men are now in the lobby of the ER.  
Triksta looks like he has already visited this place once is still trying to get himself loosened up.   However, Vlad and Darke have yet to take their eyes off one another.  They come up and press heads up against one another.   They start talking shit when they are side swiped by Triksta and all three come crashing down to the floor.  Trik starts to randomly send shot after shot into either man, they both send him off with kick.   All three men get to their feet and the eyes dance from man to man.  Trik comes in with a shot to the Heavyweight Champion, he sends another right hand into his face.  Trik grabs him by the back of the head and sends him face first into the receptionist desk.  Darke comes up from behind and pushes Trik into the desk.  Vlad crawls away from the sceen toward the double doors leading to the patient ward.   Darke turns Trik around and starts to slam fist into Triksta's head.  The gash above his eye already opens up and blood starts to fall off his face for a second time tonight.   Adam grabs him by the back of the head and runs him to the glass window sliding doors.  He tosses him through it and Trik lands in a pile of glass.  EMT's on the outside check on him.
Darke turns and has been taken down with a clothesline from Vlad.  Darke lands on his back and Vlad starts to put the boots down into him.   He reaches down and picks Darke up off his back and runs him into the double doors sending him into the patient ward.   Vlad follows him in and starts to put the boots down into him again.  He helps him up.  He wraps a front face lock on hism and send shim up and over with a typical verticle suplex.  Vlad kicks up quickly and drops a leg down on Darke's neck.  He gets to his feet and tosses Darke face first into the wall.  Darke Stumbles back when Vlad takes him up and over with a Belly to back suplex.  Vlad walks off down a corridor.  Darke rolls onto his stomach then starts to pull himself up.  Vlad comes running around the corner holding a fist full of syringes.   He comes down into Darke's back.  Darke whinces out in pain.  Vlad sends a stiff kick into Adam's face then the door comes busting open and a bleeding Triksta comes running.   He comes flying over Darke and spears down Vlad.   
He mounts and starts to pummel Vlad with right hands.   Triksta gets to his feet pulling up Vlad.   He tosses Vlad into a room and Vlad stumbles into the bed, but catches himself.  He turns only to be clocked with Computer Monitor.  Vlad is knocked back onto the bed and Trik comes down with the monitor into his midsection.  Trik pushes it off and reaches out for anything.   He grabs a drawer and opens it up.  He reaches in and pulls out some scissors.  He comes down in a stabbing motion toward Vlad but he manages to role away in time.     Vlad pushes himself off the TV and breaks out through the curtain.  Triksta comes out following as Vlad wanders past Adam, who is making his way to his feet trying to grab at the syringes.  Vlad comes running past and shoulder blocks Adam for good measure taking him down to his back. Adam rolls off his back to his stomach as Trik comes running down past Darke through the doors.  He sees Vlad stepping into an elevator and going up.  Triksta slides in just before the doors close.  The two men slam right hands into each others face up to the second floor when the doors pop open.  Trik comes backing out as Vlad comes in with the upper hand.  He grabs Triksta by the back of the head and walks into a room with the label OR1.  A bunch of Doctors look up in suprise as one starts yelling get them out of here.   Vlad slams Triksta's head into the heart monitor and his blood flies everywhere, as a nurse cries out "Jesus" .  Vlad looks down to see them with some guy wide open and they seem to be working on his colon.  Trik comes up behind him and slams Vlad face first into the open stomach and rubs his face in deep.  Trik is pulls him up reaches for the instruments.  A nurse knocks them off and Trik can only get the tray he slams it into the face of Vlad.   The Guy's heart monitor goes flatline and the doc breaks out the defibrillator.  He charges it up and screams "CLEAR!!!!"  Trik grabs them from the Doc and pushes them up to Vlad's chest and lights him up.   Vlad goes flying off to the floor and rolls onto his back.   Triksta comes over and drops for the cover. 
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Triksta retains the World Cruiserweight Championship and makes his way to his feet.  He looks up and catches a shot over the head with a crutch.  Vlad rolls to his side and thank God he isnt dead.   Triksta takes a step back
SUGARKICK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Triksta collapses onto the OR floor and Darke looks at the two men waiting for the pickings.  He rolls Vlad over and drops down for the cover.  the count....
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3
Yes Yes 
Adam Darke has no wait.   The ref is waving it off saying Vlad got the shoulder up.  Darke is standing and celebrating as The ref explains to him that he did not get the fall.  Darke goes off and walks to the man on the stretcher.  He flips him over as his insides sprawl all over the floor.  Vlad pulls himself up to his feet.   Adam turns and is caught with Vlad tackling him down, both men fall over the stretcher and land ontop the man's guts.  Adam grabs something and starts beating Vlad over the head with it and it looks like a piece of intestine.  

Vlad slams a fist down into Darke's face forcing his head into the liver.  A sick squish is heard as Vlad pushes himself up.  He tries to find himself and looks over to see Trik finally getting to his feet.  He grabs him and drops him down with a Downward Spiral.  Adam pushes himself up but can't get good footing.  Vlad gets to his feet pulling up Triksta and pulls him up
IMPALER!!!!!!
Cover.
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Vlad wins.  Vlad wins.  He manages to hold onto his World Title as Adam could not get his footing to get over to break up the count.   
CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPION: TRIKSTA
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION: VLAD

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN THAT WAS FUROR FOR YOU.

JOIN US ON MONDAY WHERE YOU WILL SEE
Crimson vs Cerebus
Chris Rayvon vs Ultimatum
Griffin vs Mangler
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D-TV

presents:
March Mayhem!!!
3-5-05

So Cold by Breaking Benjamin plays us in tonight as March Mayhem is here!! We have another sellout crowd and they are ready for some action. As always, I am your faithful announcer A-Bob.
Hero of the Day starts to play and here comes President GQ Styles and he’s looking dapper tonight. He grabs his mic from YRT.
“Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Mayhem. Tonight we have titans in the business squaring off. THE Drama and Johnny Killa will meet head to head in the streets for the Television title and in your main event, you will see a last man standing match as Adam Darke once again tries to dethrone your Heavyweight champion Vlad.”
The crowd goes insane, cheering wildly as always. Styles tosses the mic back to YRT and disappears behind the curtain. Pyro explodes from the ramp, the tron, and the rafters in multiple colors as Stone Cold Crazy by Metallica starts to play. Tonight’s card scrolls down the tron.
Shadow v. Heather Storm
Tanisha v. Callisto (Divas title)
Raiders of Myth v. NFH v. Downfall of Western Civilization (Tag Titles)
Cerberus v. Ultimatum (Hardcore title)
Scarface v. Russian v. Slayer v. Javex Valerius (Rave Cage, US Title)
Johnny Killa v. THE Drama (Street fight, TV title)
And your main event,
Adam Darke v. Vlad (Heavyweight title)
Backstage we go and out to the parking lot as we see the cherry red stretch Aston Martin limo of the Iconic Comic. The driver stops and heads to the back of the car and opens the Comic’s door. Drama steps out and is immediately accosted by Da Phreak himself. Johnny walks casually up to him.
“You know D, when you hurt CD, he picked up this attitude that pissed off a lot of people. His demands were unreasonable. He yelled at the staff…union staff. And they realized that someone drove him to it. They want to get their teamster hands on whoever is responsible.”
A crowd of what appears to be angry teamsters spins around D. They are totting crowbars and 2X4’s. CameraDude joins JK as the teamsters attack Drama, beating him down. Johnny and CD walk away as the sounds of screams and a massive beat down reverberate through the parking lot.
Meanwhile, Triksta storms into Styles office.
“Listen Gene, I am the Cruiserweight champion. I am the FUTURE! Where is my competition?”
Styles rubs his chin and shrugs.
“Well, with Vlad and Adam in the Heavyweight title match, Javex defending the US tile, and Matthew and Steven on hiatus and Chris Rayvon no where to be found, your options are limited. I’m sure that someone will be stepping up soon. Just be patient.”
Trik nods.
“Patient, you want me to be patient? I’ll tell you something Gene. All of your cruiserweights are going to be given a reminder of what happens when I get mad.”
Styles sighs.
“Sure kid, whatever.”
Trik storms out of the office and you can be sure that he is going to be a man of his word tonight. He really doesn’t seem to be too happy about his snubbing.
Down at the communal locker room, Heather Storm knocks on the door. Shadow opens it. The beautiful Ms. Storm smiles and hands over a briefcase to the big man.
“A peace offering, if you will. Just hold the case and I will open it up.”
Shadow does so and Heather opens it up, procuring a black hardback dictionary. She takes a swing, connecting with Shadow’s melon, knocking him out cold. She smiles.
“Should’ve read the fine print.”
She blows him a kiss and walks away.
To the ring we go as Born to be Wild starts to play and sauntering seductively to the ring is the aforementioned Heather Storm. The male ticket holders drool and whistle, not necessarily in that order mind you. She gets to the ring, sliding in and posing momentarily for the benefit of those with flash photography. For Whom the Bell Tolls starts and stumbling to the ring, hand to his head where Heather clocked him. He looks like he’s a little angry. Shadow steps over the ropes and the ref calls for the bell.
Shadow v. Heather Storm
Heather darts in quickly, kicking the big man in the knee. He goes down on the knee. WHIRLWIND!! Shadow hits the mat and Heather springboards off the ropes, attempting a moonsault. Shadow gets his knees up as she crashes into him. Probably not the greatest idea, seeing as she already started to take his knees out. Regardless, he stumbles to his feet and pulls Ms. Storm up by a generous amount of her hair. He flings her into the corner and charges. He attempts a clothesline from hell. She ducks and comes around behind him. Reverse DDT! Shadow is in a spot of trouble here. She hops to the top rope and leaps into the air, finally hitting that moonsault. She holds for the pin but Shadow throws her straight into the air. Heather lands on her feet but eats mat as Shadow is up quickly. He levels her with a clothesline. She spins in the air and lands on her chest. Shadow runs the ropes and drops a leg across the back of her neck.
The big man pulls her up, wrapping a meaty paw around her neck. She kicks him in his little Shadow, causing him to drop her and double over. The ref starts to say something to her but she just bats her eyes and the ref apparently forgets what he was saying. Storm lines him up.
BYE, BYE!!!
REVRSED!!!
POWERBOMB!!!
Shadow pulled that from absolutely nowhere! Heather is laid out on the mat. Shadow stalks his prey and pulls her back her feet.
DARKNESS FALLS!!!
REVERSED!!!
HURRICANRANNA!!!
Both of them lie on the mat, though Heather is trying to catch breath, not gather her wits like Shadow. She gets to her feet and pulls him up.
WHOA!!
Shadow gets planted in the middle of the ring. Heather pulls him up again.
SUPERKICK TO THE CHOPS!!!
Shadow crumples to the mat. Again, Heather pulls him to his feet.
BYE, BYE!!!
She covers this time.
1..2..3!
Winner of the match…Heather Storm!
Backstage we go, as it appears that Trik is holding true to his word. He is currently stalking Adam Darke, lead pipe in hand.
SMACK!!!
Darke goes down in a heap and Trik continues on, looking for whoever is next on the cruiserweight beat down list.
Back in the commissary, everyone’s favorite mobster sits, getting his pre-match meal. Why here, who knows? It can’t be the food. Anyway, Heather Storm strolls in, fresh off her first PPV victory. Once again, the men stop and stare. Heather doesn’t so much as blink as she is used to this. Scary strolls up to her, a confident grin on his face. She dismisses him so quickly, the only sound that comes out of the mobsters mouth is…
“He..”
He shrugs and walks back to his seat as she takes her bottle of water and leaves the dining area that is obviously not classy enough for her.
Back to the ring we go as we get set for the Diva’s title match. Headbustas starts up and here comes the challenger, Tanisha. She’s been away from the ring for a little while so that might have some effect on the match. Can she take the Amazonian Delight to the limit and take the title from her? We’re going to find out in moments. Speaking of the champ, Dirty starts to play and once again, so do the catcalls. Callisto skips to the ring, obviously in a good mood. That or she wants everyone to think so. We all know how psychotic this one is. Anyway, she slides into the ring and the ref calls for the bell as she hands her belt over to Alyson.
Tanisha v. Callisto (Divas title)
Tanisha wants her some Callisto and she wants her right now. She meets her in the center of the ring and the two women start to exchange rights and lefts. Tanisha falls back under the assault, not ready for the energy that the champ brings to the ring. Drop kick to Tanisha’s melon and Callisto is in charge early. Tanisha gets up and ducks a clothesline. She comes around behind the champ and hits a swinging neckbreaker. Tan hops to the top rope and leaps into the air, connecting with a swanton bomb. The Amazon beauty is in a wee bit of trouble here. Tan pulls her up, puts some powder on her hands, and…
PIMP SLAP!!!
Callisto’s head rocks back but she doesn’t really seem affected by it. Blood trickles from the corner of her mouth and the Amazon smiles evilly. Tan shrugs and dropkicks her in the mush. Calli falls back and bounces off the ropes.  The champ uses the momentum and slams into Tan with a high elbow that sends her to the mat. Tanisha pops up only to be nailed with the PARALYZER!!
Tan drops to the mat in a heap. Calli hits a standing senton and holds for the pin.
1…
2…
Kickout!
Callisto gets to her feet and pulls Tan up with her. She ties her up only to have Tanisha hit a short arm clothesline. Callisto catches herself before hitting the mat but Tanisha grabs her, executing dangerous DDT. She springboards and hits a leg drop. Now Tan has a head of steam going. She pulls Callisto to her feet and sets her up.
MINI CLIMAX!!!
The champ is down and Tanisha is going for the pin.
1..2..CLAUDIA IS IN THE RING!!!
She rips Tanisha to her feet.
BLOOD GODDESS!!!
The ref calls for the bell.
Winner of the match…Tanisha! Still Divas champion…Callisto!
Claudia continues her assault on Tanisha, laying the boots to her. Calli struggles to her feet and starts to help. Lana comes tearing ass from the back but Calli and Claudia are done making their point. They slide out of the ring and into the crowd, much to the delight of our male fans in attendance.
Meanwhile, back in GQ’s office, Adam Darke sits in front of him, and he doesn’t look happy. Styles is trying to explain something to him.
“Look Adam, this is for your own good. You won the tag titles with Steven Kult and obviously, he isn’t here. Now I can’t have you going out there by yourself because I know you would. So, it is my ruling that the tag title match will be between Raiders of Myth and NFH. Besides, you’ve got a big match against Vlad tonight and you don’t want to blow that, do you?”
Darke smiles, shaking his head.
“Face it Gene, you’re holding me back, just like you’ve always done. But that is of no consequence. I’ll abide by this decision. However, after I beat your paper champion tonight, you won’t be able to ignore me anymore.”
Darke gets up and slams the chair into the desk. Styles shakes his head and sighs loudly.
In another area, it appears as though Trik has got himself another victim. This time, it’s Javex. He lines the Dragon up and clobbers him with the Trik Company Stamper. Valerius goes down and again, Trik just disappears around the corner, looking for his next victim.
Let’s head to the ring for the Tag Team title match. The theme to Halloween starts to play and here comes Antagonist and Griffin. The two of them get to the ring as Voices by Disturbed starts to play as the Raiders of Myth head for the ring at Mach 3. Both of them slide in and NFH meets them head on. Griffin chops down Razor, driving him back into the corner. Slayer hits a clothesline from hell on Antag, sending him over the ropes and to the floor. Razor gets away from Grif and steps out of the ring, leaving Slayer and Griffin to start this one off.
Raiders of Myth v. NFH (Tag team titles)
Slayer ties up Griffin and sends him running the ropes. Big Boot to the noggin and Griffin falls to the mat. Slayer pulls him up,
Schizophrenia!
Griffin gets planted in the center of the ring. Antag tries to get in but the ref stops him. Slayer drags the helpless Griffin over to his corner and tags in Razor. The Red Man grabs Griffin and sends him running the ropes.
INCISION!
Griffin folds in half. Razor runs the ropes and drops a knee to the back of Grif’s head. Antag manages to get into the ring this time and slams into Razor with a clothesline. The masked man falls and Antagonist heads back to his corner. Razor starts to get up as Grif finally starts to crawl towards his corner. Razor grabs him by his foot but Grif manages to get a tag made. Antag jumps into the ring and collides with Razor, hitting him with an elbow between the eyes. He flings him into the corner and calls for Slayer to get in with him. Razor obliges, tagging the big man in. Slayer steps through the ropes, taking his eye of Antag for a brief moment. Antagonist takes advantage of the mistake and kicks him right in the grill. Slayer tumbles the rest of the way into the ring and Antag moves quickly, hitting another elbow on Razor, dropping him from the ring mat to the floor. Antag grabs Slayer.
BIG OUCH!!!
Slayer screams in pain. Antag gives him another good torque, causing as much pain as he can.
Razor slides back into the ring.
INCISION TO THE BACK OF THE LEGS!!
Antag drops Slayer and falls to the mat. Griffin slingshots himself over the ropes heads for Razor. Dropkick and the masked man goes over the ropes again. Grif grabs Slayer and launches into a series of knife edge chops that stagger him, but take him to the mat. Grif heads back to his corner under the orders of the ref. Antag gets himself up but Slayer ties him up.
DEAD END!!
Antag once again, is on his back. Slayer pins,
1..2..Broken up by Griffin! Razor comes through the ropes and hits a Deep Slash that takes the both of them to the concrete below. Slayer shrugs this off and pulls Antagonist to his feet again. He flings him into the corner and hits a running big boot. Antag slides to his knees and gets another kick to the melon for his trouble. Meanwhile, outside the ring, Razor and Griffin are dueling with chairs. Razor takes a swing that Griffin easily ducks. Grif fires back, sticking the chair in Razor’s gut. He drops the chair and DDT’s Razor into steel steps. Grif sees that Razor is nearly unconscious and hops back to the corner. Antag has gotten back to his feet and is tied up with Slayer. He whips him into the corner where Grif hits him with an elbow. Slayer shakes it off and he snaps off a stiff jab to the grill of Griffin. Antagonist comes in behind him and hits a release german suplex.
Razor has finally gotten back to his feet and stumbled back to his corner. Antag tags in Griffin and martial artist slams Slayer with a savate kick to the back of head. Slayer goes down. Griffin reaches down to pull him up but doesn’t see Razor come into the ring. He slams into Grif with an Incision that sends Griffin tumbling into the corner. He reaches up and tags in Antag and we’ve got a brawl. Slayer and Antag trade rights and lefts as Griffin gets to his feet quickly and he starts again with the karate chops to Razor. Griffin and Razor fight towards the ropes and both go over. Griffin lands on top of Razor, breaking the fall. He takes him and rams him into the security railing.
Back in the ring, Antag is in trouble. Slayer has him set up.
DELIVERANCE!!
He covers,
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2…
3…NO!! ANTAG MANAGED TO GET A SHOULDER UP!!
Slayer screams in frustration, knowing that he had this one. He pulls Antag to his feet and ties him up. Antag moves first, hitting a fall away slam. He turns to his corner and tags in Griffin, who has just gotten back. Griffin slingshots into the ring and hits a cross body on the rising Slayer. Antag sees that Razor is getting to his feet outside the ring.
SUICIDE DIVE FROM THE 300 POUNDER!!
Antag and Razor lay tangled in a heap outside the ring. Meanwhile, Griffin has Slayer lined up.
FURIES EDGE!!
Pin.
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2…

3!
Winner of the match and NEW tag team champions…NFH!
Let’s go backstage and see what kind of damage Trik has caused. He’s currently got a baseball bat in his hand and the heavyweight champion in his cross hairs. He sneaks up on the Blood God and..
KABLOOIE!!!
Down in a bloody heap goes the Champ. Trik smiles and gives him another shot for good measure.
“Hey old timer, looks like The Future got the jump on you.”
He laughs and walks away.
Meanwhile, back at the Libertine Locker room, Drama stumbles to the door, looking rather beat up. Of course, a couple hundred Teamsters had their way with him earlier. Mangler hops up from his seat and helps the Comic in. Drama pushes him away and starts to destroy the inside of the locker room in a snit. The rest of the stable sort of spreads out, letting him vent. Finally sated, D sits down and laughs.
“Johnny got me that time, but he is in for the surprise of his life.”
Camera’s fade out to the parking lot where the unconscious bodies of several teamsters lie on the asphalt. Looks like D got some shots in himself.
Back by the ramp entrance, waiting for his match is Cerberus. He looks around, figuring that Ulty is stalking around somewhere, ready to pounce. Satisfied that he is alone, Cerby motions for the music to start when the Phenom attacks.
The shadows converge and Ultimatum slams into him with a Zipline that takes the challenger to the floor. A ref comes into the area and this one is underway.
Cerberus v. Ultimatum (Hardcore title)
Ulty pulls the Hell Hound to his feet and whips him into the wall. Bits of plaster fall to the floor and Ulty reaches for one of those useless pipes that are always lying around. He blasts the rising Cerby in the melon, dropping him again. Ulty discards the pipe and pulls him to his feet. He whips him into and through a door. The door? The one that leads to the boiler room of course. Cerby crashes through and tumbles down the stairs. U stalks down them behind him. Cerby reaches out for anything that he can, procuring a chain. He lashes out with it and the chain wraps around Ulty’s legs, tripping him. U face plants the rest of the way down the stairs. Cerby gets to his feet and grabs Ulty by the hair. He drags him over to the boiler and slams his head into it. The smell of burning flesh permeates throughout the room. Ulty flings himself backwards, driving Cerberus into a pile of empty kerosene cans. He picks one up and blasts the challenger upside the head with it. Cerby chuckles and grabs one, returning the favor. Ulty takes a step back and Cerby lurches forward, clotheslining him down. He scans the area and finds a shovel. He picks it up and swings it, connecting with Ulty’s ribs. The big U screams in pain and gets to his feet. Word to Cerby, don’t wake the sleeping giant.
Cerby swings the shovel again Ultimatum ducks. The Hell Hound’s momentum causes him to let go of the shovel. Ulty grabs a wooden push broom from the wall and in a manner that would make several NHL players proud, cross checks the Hound in the face, breaking the broom in half. Cerby falls back. Ulty sees a metal mop bucket of what appears to be stagnate water. He grabs Cerby and DDT’s him right into it. The Hound gurgles a mouth full of the nast before Ulty pulls him out. He then takes the challenger and sends him running the length of the room, before he collides with a shelf of cleaning materials. Cerby crashes through. Ulty reaches down to grab him, only to get a face full of Liquid Drano. Ulty falls back, trying to get the crap from his face. He does right before Cerby flings a lit Zippo at him. The remains of the Drano light on U’s shirt but he quickly pats it out. Cerby tosses an empty glass bottle at him and it explodes on his face. Ulty shakes the glass from his face and ties up Cerby.
Piledriver on the concrete.
Cerberus hits hard and goes limp. Ulty pulls him up, dragging him over to a table littered with nails and tacks.
DAMNATION!!!
He covers.
1..2..Kickout!
Ultimatum doesn’t waste anytime. He grabs Cerberus and wraps his hand around his throat.
END GAME INTO THE REMAINS OF THE TABLE!!
Cerberus screams in pain and once again, Ulty pins.
1..2..3!
Winner of the match and still Hardcore champion…Ultimatum!!
Backstage, Tanisha has hunted down Claudia and is livid.
“You cost me the title, you disease ridden ho.”
The Blood Goddess smiles and walks away. This angers Tanisha even more. She reaches into her pocket and retrieves the Trik Company Stamper and slams it into the back of her head, driving Claudia to the concrete. She continues the assault, slamming the stamper into the Blood Goddess’s head and back.
WHIRLWIND FROM HEATHER STORM!!
Tanisha hits the floor and Heather starts to lay the boots to her. She stops and helps Claudia back to her feet.

“Make no mistake about it, this isn’t me helping you. This is me making a point to a sore loser.”
Claudia nods and leaves, holding her head in her hands. Heather looks down at Tanisha.
“Ta, ta for now, loser.”
			Ms. Storm blows a kiss at Tanisha and leaves her behind.
Meanwhile, Tanisha’s not so better half is on the prowl again, this time, the target is none other than Johnny Killa. Trik flies in front of him, kicking him in the gut.
Climax!!
JK hits the floor and Trik starts to whistle a tune.
“That ought to teach you all to ignore me.”
Let’s head to the ring for what should be a great match. Then again, Javex isn’t very happy about it seeing as Johnny set him up in a Rave Cage. And here comes our first competitor to the soothing sounds of Suck My Kiss, The Russian! He stumbles to the ground and roles down the ramp, crashing into the ring. He lets out a weak “Whoa” and curls up into a ball. Dawn of the Dead by the Murder Dolls starts to play and here comes Slayer. He too looks a little rough after that tag title match with NFH. He slides into the ring as Welcome to the Jungle starts to play. Scarface ambles to the ring and slides in, shooting a glare in the direction of Slayer. Russian tries to climb into the ring but falls over, landing on his head. He lets out a burp and once again, curls up in the fetal position. Paper Cut starts to blare over the PA as black light dragons fly around the arena. Here comes your US champion, Javex Valerius! He sprints to the ring and slides in, mounting the turnbuckles in succession, throwing his hand into the air. The crowd goes wild. He drops off the ropes and the Rave Cage starts to descend from the rafters. I guess they don’t care what happens with Russian because, well, it is Russian. The cage is secured and the lights in the arena go out, club music starting to play, and the strobe lights start as well. Javex looks around, almost disgusted as the ref calls for the bell.
The Russian v. Scarface v. Slayer v. Javex Valerius (Rave Cage, US title)
The trio looks around at each other but Javex breaks his stare down first, glancing up at the lights. He shakes his head and sees that Slayer and Scarface have started up the match. He stands back, watching, and content to let the big men beat each other for a while. Slayer ties up Scary and whips him into the ropes. Scarface stops himself by grabbing the ropes. He looks up at the disco ball and laughs. Slayer doesn’t wait. He takes the distracted mobster to the cage and slams his head into it. Scarface stumbles out of Slayer’s grip and stumbles away, a smile on his face. He shakes a finger at Slayer and charges, hitting a clothesline from hell on Slayer. The Dark Myth hits the mat and tries to get to his feet and gets plastered with a boot to the grill. He goes back down and the mobster turns his attention to Javex and waves him over. The Dragon shrugs and heads over to him. Scarface reaches out to grab him but Javex lithely ducks underneath his arm and hits a kick to Scary’s repaired knee. The mobster goes down to one knee as Javex takes a step back. He nods at Scarface and then kicks him in the gourd. The mobster goes down.
Slayer gets back into the picture, hitting a big boot that sends the Dragon tumbling into the corner. Javex looks up, the strobe lights apparently screwing with his perception of what’s going on. He gets up and takes a step and swings at where he thinks Slayer is and gets nothing but air. Scarface comes in behind Slayer and hits a release german that sends the Myth flying. He turns back to Javex and gets a kick head for his trouble. However, the mobster doesn’t go down. Javex runs the ropes, attempting a cross body. Scarface catches him and hits a fall away slam that sends the Dragon flying into the cage. The disco ball wobbles, one of the cables breaking loose. Scarface looks up at it and then back at the ring situation. Slayer is starting to get back to his feet. He and the mobster tie up in the center of the ring. Slayer lifts a knee to the mobsters gut and then DDT’s him to the mat. Scarface pops up and hits a low blow. Slayer doubles over in pain. The ref tries to say something to mobster but he obviously isn’t used to being told what to do. He hits a bicycle kick that drives Slayer into the mat. Scarface immediately gets whirled around by Javex who dropkicks him backwards. The mobster pinwheels and Javex springboards off the ropes.
JVX CLOTHESLINE!!!
The mobster goes down hard. Javex climbs up the turnbcukle and leaps into the air.
SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!
CAUGHT BY…SLAYER!!!
POWERSLAM!!!
Again, Javex hits the mat hard. Slayer picks him up and gorilla presses him, sending him crashing into the cage. Javex looks to be a little out of his element with these brawlers. Scarface gets to his feet slowly. Slayer pulls him up by his hair and whips him into the corner. He follows up with a clothesline from hell that separates the mobster from his boots. He crumbles to the mat. Slayer pulls him towards the center of the ring and covers.
1…
2…
Broken up by Javex! The Dragon gets to his feet and pulls Slayer up. He sends him running the ropes.
Dragonranna!
Slayer hits the mat hard. Javex cinches in an ankle lock and Slayer screams in pain. Inexplicably, Valerius lets up and shakes his head. He curses and looks up at the strobe lights and shakes his head. Slayer gets to his feet and limps to corner. Scarface makes his way to his feet and shakes his head, trying to clear the cobwebs. He charges the distracted champ and level him with a clothesline. Slayer tries to get into the action and gets a boot to the noggin for his trouble. Scarface pulls Slayer back up and hefts him over his shoulder. Powerslam to the mat and Slayer is down and hurt. Javex heads over to the center of the ring and calls for the mobster to join him. Scary does so and the Dragon sweeps his legs out from under him. Standing senton and Javex is getting a head of steam.
Meanwhile, outside the ring, Russian is dancing to the music. Apparently, he thinks that the duck dance is still a cool thing to do, outside of wedding receptions. He has some glow sticks. An eager fan tosses another glow stick to him and it strikes him between the eyes. The chicken suited wonder topples over the security railing into the crowd. What a waste.
Javex pulls Scarface to his feet and starts a series of knife-edge chops that cause the mobster to fall back towards the corner. Javex walks over calmly and grabs the mobster by the face. DDT to Scarface. Javex drops to the mat as Slayer goes flying over him and slamming into Scarface with a flying tackle. The mobster slides down the turnbuckle and falls to the mat. Javex pulls Slayer up and hits a standing dropkick to his grill. Slayer stumbles back and Javex once again springboards off the ropes with         another JVX clothesline. Slayer goes down and Javex starts to climb the cage. He gets about halfway up and hits a picture perfect moonsault that hits the mark. Slayer lies on the mat in a heap. Javex goes over to the dazed mobster and rips him to his feet.
CALL OF THE DEITY!!!
Scary pinwheels, trying to shake the Dragon off his back. He can’t. The ref watches carefully and sees the mobster fading. He lifts his arm once, twice, three times and all three times the arm falls.

Winner of the match and still US champion…Javex Valerius!
The cage is lifted and Javex hops out and grabs his belt. The Russian stumbles over to him and takes his head off.
THAT’S JOHNNY KILLA!!!
SYSTEM CRASH TO JAVEX!!!
The Dragon falls to the floor in a heap. 
DRAMA FLIES OUT OF THE CROWD, READY TO GET HIS STREET FIGHT ON WITH JOHNNY!!!
The Comic grabs JK by the head and pulls him over the security railing and out into the surrounding walkway. He shoved the Good Doctor through a door and out into the street. Drama flings him into traffic but Johnny deftly avoids the oncoming cars.
Johnny Killa v. THE Drama (Street Fight, TV title)
Drama charges through the traffic and follows Johnny. He catches him and tosses him through a phone booth. JK crashes through the glass. Drama reaches into the wreckage and procures his cane!! He slams it into Johnny’s grill, sending a stream of blood into the street. JK grabs the phone receiver and blasts Drama upside the head with it. It gives him enough time to get up and dart into an Amoco Gas Station. Drama charges after him, only to get the door slammed into his face. Johnny ducks down an aisle and Drama pushes the door open. He grabs the fire extinguisher and tosses it into the aisle he saw JK head down. The extinguisher hits the floor and explodes into a cloud of fire retarding material. Johnny coughs and throws a bag of ice back at Drama and by some bit of luck, it hits him square in the shoulder. The Comic yelps in pain and charges around the end cap, slamming right into JK. Johnny grabs Drama and Downloads him into the floor. He grabs the Comic and drags him over to the ATM machine and slams him head first into it. Money starts to shoot out and Johnny seems to consider this for a moment. He takes a handful of bills and stuffs them in his pockets.
Drama reaches behind the remains of the ATM and procures another cane, this one wrapped in barbed wire. He slams the cane into Johnny’s face, cutting him open. JK swings his hands out in a defensive motion and manages to separate Drama from his weapon. Johnny reaches up and grabs a two liter of Coke and slams it into Drama’s melon. He stumbles to his feet and drags the Comic towards the back of the store. He slams his head through the ice cream freezer door. Glass explodes all over the place. Drama reaches in behind the pints of Ben and Jerry’s and grabs another cane! This one has cattails on it. He takes a swipe at JK and rips his shirt open, blood starting to stain it. Johnny grabs it from him and slams it over the billionaire’s head. Police sirens are heard in the distance and both JK and Drama take this as a sign to get the hell out of Dodge. Johnny sprints out the door and Drama follows in hot pursuit.
The two warriors turn the corner and head into a Greyhound station. A bus has pulled in and passengers are departing as the porters start to unload the luggage. Drama and Johnny crash into the pile of suitcases and Johnny grabs a driver from someone’s golf bag. He slams it into Drama ribs and then discards it. He picks the Comic up and tosses him headfirst into the bus. Drama falls to the ground and Johnny covers.
1..2..Kickout!
Johnny shakes his head and pulls Drama up, sending him running into the glassed in waiting area. Drama crashes through the glass and lands on a bench. He reaches underneath and he has another cane. When did he hide all of these? Johnny doesn’t see it. Drama swings the cane in a wide arc, cutting his midsection up with the razor blades that are embedded on the cane. He takes another swipe but Johnny manages to side step and kick it out of his grasp. He turns and heads for a Schnuck’s grocery store that is right next-door and enters in. Drama takes a deep breath and heads in after him. As he enters the store, a ten-pound bag of ice slams into the back of his head. Johnny stands over him and nails him in the midsection with the ice. Drama rolls away as JK tries to get him a third time. HE gets to his feet and heads over to the yard tools. He grabs a bucket and slams it down over JK’s head, blocking his vision. Drama lines him up and superkicks him to the floor. Johnny rolls out of the way as Drama tries to drop a display of potting soil on him. Johnny kippups and sticks a thumb in Drama’s eyes. He heads back towards frozen food. The Comic manages to clear his eyesight and starts to look for Johnny. He comes around the rear aisle and peers behind the meat dept. counter. 
JK sneaks up behind him from the snack aisle and grabs him. 
RAVEPLEX THROUGH THE LOBSTER TANK!!
Drama is covered in lobsters and several of them claw him in places that are best left to the imagination. Johnny pulls him up for a brief second as a very wet Comic slides out of his grip. He reaches over and grabs another lobster and clocks Johnny over the head with it. Johnny takes a step back and slips on the water, hitting his head on the floor. Drama pushes himself up and hops behind the counter and grabs another cane. This one has the tip of it blinking. Anyone else wondering why? Johnny staggers to his feet, rubbing his head. Drama takes a swing at him and Johnny ducks. Drama swings another time and again, Johnny ducks. He grabs the cane from Drama’s grasp and swings it at him. Drama ducks as Johnny slams the cane into the wall above him.
KABOOM!!!
Johnny goes hurtling backward and falls to the floor, nearly ten feet from where he started. Drama pulls himself out from under the remains of the wall and sees the damage inflicted by the C4. He crawls over to where JK lay unconscious. He falls on top of him.
1..2..3!
Winner of the match and still TV champion…THE Drama!
Drama definitely had himself prepared for this match, setting those canes in spots that he figured the match would get to. The Green Phox has been outsmarted for once. 
All right ladies and gents let’s get to the ring for tonight’s main event. For the second time in two months, the Heavyweight title will come down between to former friends. The Kids Aren’t all Right starts to play and here comes Adam Darke. He strolls down the ramp, confidence oozing from every fiber of his body. He slides into the ring and stares straight up at the rafters as Not Meant for Me starts to play. From the rafters he descends, the Heavyweight champion, Vlad. HE touches down in the middle of the ring and starts to unharness.
SUGAR KICK!!!
The ref calls for the bell.
Adam Darke v. Vlad (Last man standing, Heavyweight title)
The dhampir’s head snaps back and he hits the mat. Adam doesn’t even bother to waste time. He rips the Blood God to his feet and sends him running the ropes. Hurricanranna and Vlad is down. Adam pulls him up again, anger pouring from every look on his face. He grabs Vlad by the hair and gets right in his grill.
“Come on champ, show me something. Show me that your better than me.”
Vlad’s eyes narrow to slits and he head butts Adam between the eyes. Blood starts to trickle down his face and Darke merely smiles.
“That the best you got?”
He laughs and sends the Blood God running the ropes. However, in a rare moment of sloppiness, Adam bends over for back body drop. Vlad stops on a dime and kicks him in the face. Adam straightens up and the Dark Man shoves his fingers down his throat. Vlad is using the rarely seen mandible claw!! Adam chokes as Vlad shoves his fingers down his throat further. Darke is fading fast and the ref is in position to end this match. But it can’t end this way. Not after all this buildup. Not after all the pissing matches these two men have gotten into. To end on something this soon, that’s just not right. Vlad forces Adam to the mat but Darke lifts a knee to his midsection. The move isn’t broken, but it is lessened quite a bit. Adam rolls over on top of Vlad, getting the high ground. He too employs the headbutt and the submission hold is now broken. 
Adam gets to his feet and pulls Vlad up as well. The Blood God moves first, but Adam moves quicker. A fireball heads for Vlad’s head. He ducks to avoid it but Adam is ready for such an eventuality.
BROKEN WING!!!
Vlad gets planted in the middle of the ring and Adam heads for the ropes. He leaps into the air.
REALITY!!!
VLAD GETS HIS KNEES UP!!!
Adam rolls off, clutching at his ribs. Vlad struggles to get to his feet but manages to. He grabs Adam and hefts him over his shoulder. 
CRUCIFIX SPIKE!!
Adam gets smoked! Vlad pulls him up, the anger his on his face readily apparent. He sends Darke running the ropes and waits for him to get closer. He springboards off, taking Adam down with a headscissors. He rolls away and hops to the top rope. Vlad takes a deep breath, hesitating for a split second.
FLY BY NIGHT!!!
MISSED!! ADAM ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY!!!
Vlad crashes into the ring and Adam rolls back over to him. 
PENANCE!!!
Vlad screams in pain as Adam attempts to rip his arm from its socket. He tries to hook his foot around the ropes and just misses. Adam tries to pull Vlad back into the center of the ring but the Blood God’s immense strength is well known around dese here parts. Vlad pushes himself back with his free arm and tries once again to get his foot on the ropes. This time he succeeds. Darke refuses to let the arm bar off and the ref starts to count. On the count of two, he finally relents and breaks the hold. Vlad fights to get back to his feet but Darke is ready for him.
SUGAR KICK!!!
Vlad’s head snaps back again and Adam covers.
1…
2…
3…
4…
5…
6…
7…
8…
Vlad gets a shoulder up. Adam smiles approvingly and gets Vlad to his feet. He whips Vlad into the ropes. However, when he gets to Adam the two of them had the same idea. Both clothesline one another at the same time. Adam and Vlad both hit the mat. The ref looks at them, seeing that this could be trouble. He starts to count.
1…
2…
3…
4…
5…
6…
Adam and Vlad both stir.
7…
8…
Adam gets to his knees and starts to get to his feet.
9…
Vlad does likewise and then falls back to the mat.
10!
Winner of the match and NEW Heavyweight champion…Adam Darke!
He did it, he did it! But what does this mean for the rest of the XAW now that Adam Darke has been vaulted into the top spot. 
Adam takes the belt from Alyson and raises it above his head, much to the chagrin of the crowd. The boos rain down!
That’s it for tonight folks. Join us again on Thursday when Thrashing airs. You will see,
Javex Valerius v. Triksta 
And many more. Until then, this is A-Bob saying have a great night.
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D-TV

Presents:
Revolution!!!
4-2-05

You say you want a revolution?

It’s here!!

Faint by Linkin Park plays us in tonight as the pyro ignites the darkened arena in a brilliant display of colors. Revolution is here and just minutes away from starting. As always, I’m your faithful announcer A-Bob. Tonight we have some great matches coming at you. Heather Storm looks to make an impact as she has two title matches set up. How will she fair against Claudia and Ultimatum? Will Javex continue his dominance as the US champion? How will Mangler and Adam do against one another in their Iron Man Match? All of these questions will be answered tonight as a Revolution brews here in St. Louis.
Back in Black starts to play as GQ Styles makes his first appearance of the night. He takes his mic from YRT and waves to the crowd.
“Welcome one and all to REVOLUTION!!”
The crowd goes insane, cheering at decibel levels that can’t be safe, but I digress. GQ smiles broadly and waits for them to quiet. Finally, the crowd level comes down to a dull roar and GQ continues.
“Tonight we have some great action for you. The end of our divas tournament comes to a head as Heather Storm and Claudia battle it out for the title. The Tag team titles are on the line in a lumberjack match. The Heavyweight title goes up for grabs in a Iron Man match between to of the greatest wrestlers that have ever entered these hallowed halls. So without further adieu, let’s get to it. Enjoy your evening all.”
Styles tosses his mic back to YRT and disappears behind the curtain. The card for tonight’s event scrolls down the tron.
Heather Storm v. Claudia (Divas title)
Chaos the Clown v. Javex Valerius (US title)
Raiders of Myth v. New Found Honor (Tag titles, lumberjack match)
Heather Storm v. Ultimatum (Hardcore title)
Mike Johnson v. THE Drama (TV title, falls count anywhere, no interference, no time limit)
Assassin v. Vlad v. Triksta (Cruiserweight title)
And the main event,
Mangler v. Adam Darke (Heavyweight title, 60 minute Iron Man Match) 


To the XAW superstars parking area we go as we see several of tonight’s lumberjacks enter the arena. Mike Johnson, who is scheduled to face THE Drama for the TV title, exits a limo with Scarface. Johnny Killa pulls up in the Phreak Van, CD in tow. A cloud of smoke appears and a sputtering Plymouth Horizon pulls awkwardly into a spot. The driver’s side door opens and someone falls out. A someone in a chicken suit, that is. It’s the Russian. He stands and wipes his feathers off, crack pipe hanging from his mouth and half empty bottle of Vodka in his hand. Well, when I said feathers, I meant feather. There is only about 2 or 3 clumps left on that chicken suit and it looks like it’s about to fall right off of him. Seriously. Look at him, can’t you see it? Oh, yeah, right. Forget I said anything. The chicken suited wonder burps, mutters something about not being Joey Lawrence, followed by a quiet and barely audible,
WHOA!
The question I have folks, is why do we continue to let him in the arena? Who wants to bet that he not only doesn’t make it to the Lumberjack match, but also manages to finish another fifth of vodka before the match even begins? Anyone, anyone? I’ll give you all 5-1 odds. Screw it, let’s get to the ring for our opening match.
Born to be Wild starts up and here comes newest XAW sensation, Heather Storm. She bounds to the ring, fans of the male persuasion passing out. Heather stops and blows them all a kiss. However, one fan doesn’t appreciate this display and flies out of the crowd.
THAT’S NO FAN! THAT’S CLAUDIA!
The Blood Goddess hurls herself out of a chair and slams into Storm with a cross body that takes her to the ramp. Claudia mounts her, grabbing her ears and slamming her head into the metal ramp. Finally sated, she pulls Heather to her feet and drags her to the ring. She slides the new diva into the ring and follows suit. The ref calls for the bell.
Heather Storm v. Claudia
The Blood Goddess pulls Heather to her feet and sends her running the ropes. She leaps into the air for a dropkick but Heather latches onto the ropes, stopping her forward momentum. Claudia crashes into the mat but gets right back up. She rubs her back and smiles, extending her right hand towards Storm. She’s telling her to come and get some. Heather smiles and obliges. She launches into a furious attack of rights and lefts that cause Claudia to slide out of the ring to get away. Heather doesn’t give her much time. She suicide dives from the ring and lands right on the Blood Goddess. Both women lay on the floor in a heap. Claudia pushes herself up but Heather is up just a second before her.
WHIRLWIND!
Claudia crumples back to the floor. Heather pulls the former champ up and sends her crashing into the security railing. Heather smiles and waves to the crowd and they erupt. Claudia reaches under the ring, procuring something that I can’t quite see yet. A spray of mist and Heather screams in pain! Claudia tosses whatever that was back under the ring as the ref tries to figure out what just happened. Claudia gets to her feet gingerly and pulls Heather up with her. She slides Heather back into the ring but I think Storm is more worried about what was sprayed into her eyes. Claudia slides back in and hits the top turnbuckle. She leaps into the air for a senton bomb. 
MISSED!!
Heather rolled out of the way at the last second. 
Claudia rolls on the mat in pain as Heather gets to her feet slowly. She grabs Claudia by the hair and flings her into the corner. She follows, hitting an elbow between Claudia’s eyes. The Blood Goddess crumples to the mat as Heather hops to the top turnbuckle.
The arena goes black as O Fortuna starts to play. Ultimatum makes a slow walk to the ring and Heather definitely is distracted by the appearance of the Behemoth of Brutality! She stares at him, pointing and yelling at him. But Ulty just takes a place at the side of the ring and starts to shout encouragement to Claudia. Heather leaps into the air, attempting a moonsault.
MISSED!
ULTY PULLED HER OUT OF THE WAY!!
Ultimatum reaches into a his tights and pulls out some smelling salts, breaking them. He sticks it under Claudia’s nose and she pops up with a start. She throws a glance at the Behemoth and smiles. Ulty points at Heather and encourages Claudia some more. The Blood Goddess runs the ropes and drops a leg across Heather’s neck. Claudia kippups and runs the ropes again, this time hitting a baseball slide to head. Heather is in some trouble. Ulty stands outside the ring, a solemn look on his face, arms crossed against his chest. Claudia springboards off the ropes for a blood moonsault, but Heather manages to get her knees up. Claudia rolls to the mat in pain and Heather struggles to pull herself up using the ropes. She springboards herself, hitting a knee drop that looks to have collapsed Claudia’s ribcage. The Blood Goddess screams out in pain and Heather once again turns her attention to Ultimatum. He smiles evilly at her but makes no move towards her. Claudia struggles to her feet, arms wrapped around her chest. She takes a step back. Heather turns around.
SWEET CHIN MUSIC!!
Heather’s head snaps back and she collapses to the mat. Claudia pulls her up, not quite finished.
BLOOD GODDESS!!
Claudia covers,
1..2..3!
Ultimatum had a hold of Heather’s legs, not letting her kick out. Claudia hops to her feet, though a bit wobbly. She grabs her title and raises it to the air as the crowd boos hysterically! Heather stares at Ulty, her eyes telling a story of anger. He shrugs at her with a cruel grin.
Winner of the match and NEW Divas champion…Claudia!
To GQ’s office we go. Drama sits across the desk from the President, a scowl on his face. GQ seems to be trying to calm him down and not doing it successfully.
“I appreciate what you’re doing Gene, honestly. But I know Johnny has something up his sleeve and rumor has it that CD is in on it too. You are aware that this is a NO INTERFERENCE match!”
Styles nods,
“I understand that. Trust me, I’ve poured over this contract. Looked over it forwards and backwards and I can’t see how either one of them can get in to screw you out of this match.”
Drama stands at full height, towering over the President.
“For your sake, you better be right.”
The Comic storms out of the office, slamming the door behind him. Styles rubs his hands through his hair and continues to look over the contract, making sure that he got everything. 
Back to the ring we go as Down with the Clown starts to play and here comes our new resident psychopath, Chaos the Clown. He saunters the ring, ready for his first ever PPV match against a legend in these hallowed halls. He slides into the ring as Paper Cut starts to play and the fans go wild. Javex sprints to the ring and slides in. He climbs up the turnbuckles in succession, raising the US title to the air. Chaos has seen enough of this and grabs Javex by the tights and throws him down to the mat. The ref calls for the bell.
Chaos the Clown v. Javex Valerius (US Title)
Chaos picks up the US belt and stares at it for a few seconds. He tosses it to the floor outside the ring and he’s already wasted too much time. The Dragon is on his feet and he’s got Chaos tied up. He sends him running the ropes and dropkicks him on return. The Clown stumbles to a knee and Javex takes him the rest of the way down with a spinning heel kick. Valerius springboards off the ropes, landing a textbook moonsault. Chaos may have bitten off way more than he can chew in this one. Javex pulls him to his feet and gets a thumb in his eye. He takes a step back and gets clotheslined to the mat. Chaos starts to pace a little, trying to regain his bearings. Satisfied, he grabs Javex and sends him running into the corner. He attempts an elbow but Javex hops over him and on top of the turnbuckle. The Dragon wraps his legs around the Clowns neck, tacking him down with a Dragonranna.
Javex then runs the ropes as Chaos starts to get to his feet. JVX CLOTHESLINE!! Chaos hits the mat hard and Javex follows with a standing senton! Again, the Dragon is taking the youngster to the woodshed. Geez, A-Bob is showing his age. I digress.
Javex pulls the clown up again and hits a snap suplex. Chaos hits the mat but pops up quickly. He wraps up Valerius and DDT’s him to the mat. Javex gets up slowly and takes a dropkick to the melon. He crumples to the mat but Chaos isn’t content letting him stay there. He pulls the champ to his feet and ties him up. Sidewalk slam and a cover.
Javex kicks out after 1. Chaos pins again and this time doesn’t even get a one count. He grabs Javex by his hair and pulls him to his feet. Javex blocks an overhand right from the Clown and counters with a chop. Chaos tries another and again, Javex blocks it and returns fire with a chop. Chaos takes a step back.
GLORIA POR DOLOR!! GLORIA POR DOLOR!!
The Clown simply falls to the mat, no longer among the conscious.
1..2..3!
Winner of the match and still US Champion…Javex Valerius!
The kid simply couldn’t hand with the veteran in this match. Remember kiddies; it’s not wise to upset the veterans by calling them names. 
Meanwhile, Mangler is down in the gym, pumping some iron before his match tonight with Adam Darke. He has a chance at the Heavyweight title and for the first time since he’s arrived, is probably considered the favorite to win it. Not that Adam isn’t a great champion, but no one has the stamina of Mangler. He wants this title and wants it now.
Adam Darke makes his way to the ramp, as he is a lumberjack in the upcoming tag team matchup. Speaking of which, several of the lumberjacks are already milling around the ring. Scarface and Mike Johnson stand near the security railing, chatting up some fans. Tara Rysing comes out of the crowd and takes up a place. Vlad and Ultimatum come down the ramp, the crowd not happy with Ulty and they are showing it. Darke finds his way to the curtain, flanked by his partner, Johnny Killa. Heather Storm comes charging out the back and takes up residence on the opposite side of the ring from Ulty and shooting daggers at him with her eyes. He points at her, saying something snide to Vlad that makes him laugh. Assassin comes down the ramp and he too takes up a spot across from Vlad, as the two are opponents tonight in the Cruiserweight title match. Last and not worth mentioning, is the Russian. He waves to the crowd and then face plants into ramp and rolls down to the ring. Now that the lumberjacks are in place, well most of them anyway, Dawn of the Dead starts to play and here comes the challengers for the tag team titles, Raiders of Myth. Slayer and Razor should provide some great competition, as they are former tag champs themselves. They get to the ring, making their way through the lumberjacks as the Halloween theme starts to play. Here comes your tag team champions, New Found Honor. Definitely a better name than Nasty Fat Hillbillies. The champs slide into the ring and raise the titles to the appreciative crowd. They hand them off to Alyson and Griffin decides to start this one off against Slayer. The bell is rung and this one is underway.
ROM v. NFH (Tag title, lumberjack match)
Griffin charges the much bigger Slayer and hits a flying dropkick. The Dark Myth stumbles back and bounces off the ropes, hitting a clothesline from hell on Grif that sends him spinning in the air and landing on his chest. Slayer tags in Razor and pulls Grif to his feet. Razor climbs through the ropes and hammers away at Griffin’s exposed ribs. Slayer steps out and Razor sends Griffin running the ropes. Blind tag by Griffin and apparently, Razor didn’t catch it. He grabs the returning Grif by his neck and raises him high into the air.
SPEAR BY ANTAGONIST!!
Razor crumples to the ground, Griffin landing on top of him. Slayer tries to step into the ring but the ref does his job and stops him. However, Griffin grabs Razor, pulling him to his feet and sends him running into the corner. He whips Antag into the corner and he slams into Razor with a big splash. The ref turns in time to see Griffin already stepping out of the ring. Assassin reaches up and tries pull Grif from the mat but gets hammered by Mike Johnson. What would an XAW lumberjack match be without a brawl between the lumberjacks? Scarface steps between them and gets a kick to the groin for his interjection. He stares down Assassin and then turns away. Back in the ring, Antag has Razor in the middle of the ring and piledrives him. Razor gets planted. Antag runs towards the ROM corner and Slayer ducks, pulling the ropes down. Antag goes flying out of the ring and into the lumberjacks. Vlad is the one that is nearest to him and he helps the kid out by sliding him back in the ring. After a kick to the face of course. Hey, he isn’t a nice guy most of the time. Anyway.
Antag pushes himself up as Razor tags in Slayer.  The Dark Myth steps into the ring and pulls Antag to his feet. 
TRAVESTY!
Antag goes down hard and Slayer pulls him back up. He sends him running the ropes and nails Antag with a big boot to the melon! However, Antag crawls quickly to tag in Griffin, before collapsing to the outside of the ring. Assassin starts to lay the boots to Antag but again, Scarface comes over and nails Assassin with a clothesline from hell that separates the Ass Man from his boots. Slayer yells at the mobster from the ring, forgetting about Grif. Bad move. Griffin starts to lay knife-edge chops to the big man, driving him backwards into the corner. He puts his foot to Slayer’s neck and starts to choke him out. The ref counts to three and Griffin lets up. He hits a dropkick that collapses the Dark Myth in the corner. Grif hits the top turnbuckle in a leap and waits for Slayer to get to his feet.
MISSILE DROPKICK!
CAUGHT BY SLAYER!
DEAD END!!
Griffin gets leveled on that reversal. Slayer covers,
1..2..Broken up by Antag!
Razor charges into the ring. 
INCISION ON ANTAG!!
Slayer pulls Griffin to his feet and lifts him high into the air.
Sitdown powerbomb!
Razor picks up Antag and ties him up. However, Antagonist gets himself loose, sliding in behind him.
BIG OUCH!!
The ref tries desperately to break the two up but can’t. Heather Storm slides into the ring and whirls Slayer around.
WHIRLWIND!!
She pulls Griffin to his feet before sliding back out of the ring. He pulls Slayer up,
FURIES EDGE!!!
Griffin falls on Slayer for the pin. The ref turns and sees this, letting Antag and Razor continue to battle.
1..2..3!
Winner of the match and still tag team champions…New Found Honor!
Heather just screwed Raiders of Myth out of the titles. Interesting development if I do say so myself. I don’t think this fact is lost on Ultimatum either. He crashes into Heather, clotheslining her to the ground as the other lumberjacks start to disperse. Looks like the Hardcore title match is going to get started now.
Heather Storm v Ultimatum (Hardcore title)
Heather spins to the floor but kippups. Ulty slams a big boot to her face, driving her to floor again. He reaches under the ring and procures a trashcan of hardcore fun. Looks like a fire extinguisher, baseball bat, that damn rubber ducky, a kendo stick, and some other undistinguishable items. He procures the bat and takes it to Heather’s ribs. She screams in pain, but manages to grab the kendo stick. She blocks a blow with the bat, but the kendo snaps under the force of Ulty’s swing. She tosses the remnants of the kendo to the side and nails Ult with a low blow. The Behemoth of Brutality’s eyes bug out and he goes down to a knee. Heather pulls a pair of brass knucks from the garbage can and slides them on. She slams a fist into Ulty’s noggin, splitting him wide open. She hits him a second time, sending blood flying into the crowd. Hell, fans sitting about 10 rows back got some Ultimatum blood on them. Ulty reaches out blindly and grabs the rubber ducky. He throws it at Heather but she ducks. It buys him some time. Ulty grabs the garbage can and swings it in a wide arc, smashing Heather in the face with it. She falls to the ground and Ulty holds the can to his chest and splashes down on Heather. She screams in pain as the Behemoth just squashed her!
Ultimatum tosses the can to the side and picks Heather up. He sets her up and climbs the stairs.
PILEDRIVER!!
Ulty piledrove Storm into the steel stairs!! Ulty kicks her from the stairs and picks them up, dropping them on her. Someone needs to come out here and stop this. Someone might actually get seriously hurt! But Heather is a trooper. She struggles to her feet and latches onto Ult. She sends him running into the security railing. The Behemoth falls to the floor and Heather heads over to the bell ringer’s table and grabs the bell. She heads back over to Ult and drives the bell into his grill. 
Ring!
Ulty falls to the floor again as Heather pulls a table from under the ring and opens it up. She pulls Ultimatum to his feet and slides him on top of it. She hops to the ring mat and hops to the top turnbuckle. She leaps into the air for a shooting star press!!
ULTY ROLLS OFF THE TABLE!!
Heather crashes through the table. Ultimatum reaches for another one and opens it. He pulls Heather out of the rubble and pulls her into the ring. He wraps a big paw around her neck.
END GAME!!! END GAME!!!
Heather slams into the table outside the ring, but inexplicably it doesn’t break. She arches in pain on the table. Ultimatum hops to the top turnbuckle and leaps into the air.
PANIC ATTACK!
Both of them crash through the table and lay in the rubble, not moving. The ref looks at the situation and starts to count. 
1..2..3!
What? Who was pinned? The ref calls for a double pin! Heather and Ulty had an arm draped over each other! The ref looks confused.
Back in Black starts to play and GQ Styles makes his way to top of the ramp. He grabs his mic from YRT.
“Seeing how this just went down, I’ve come to the following conclusion. Heather Storm will get a rematch for the Hardcore title against Ultimatum on April 11th at Massacre. They both get Thrashing off seeing as they are pretty beat up right now.”
Styles tosses his mic back and heads to his office.
Meanwhile, backstage Drama paces outside the Libertine locker room. Mangler comes into frame, towel draped over his head. The Comic grabs him and stares into his eyes.
“I want you to be on guard for this match. Johnny is up to something.”
Mangler shrugs,
“Sure, but don’t you think you’re being a little paranoid?”
Drama rolls his eyes and Mangler laughs.
“Yeah, ok. I’ll keep an eye out.”
Drama slaps him on the shoulder, 
“Thanks deek.”
The Comic turns on his heel and makes his way for the ramp. He never makes it. Mike Johnson comes from nowhere, clotheslining him to the floor. A ref comes from their locker room and motions that this one is underway.
Mike Johnson v. THE Drama (TV Title, No interference, Falls Count anywhere, No time Limit)
Drama hops to his feet and the two combatants trade rights. Drama hits an overhand right that staggers Johnson. Drama latches on and sends Mikey flying into the wall. Johnson falls to the floor but Drama doesn’t let him stay there long. He pulls him to his feet and whips him through an exit door and into the parking area. Johnson executes a beautiful military roll and gets to his feet as Drama comes charging out the door. Johnson hits a drop toehold, slamming Drama’s grill into the concrete. Johnson pulls the Comic to his feet and sends him running into a limo. Drama goes flying over the hood but manages to land on his feet. He wipes the blood from his face and motions for Johnson to come and get some. Mike smiles and charges, leaping over the limo’s hood ala the Dukes of Hazzard and sends a modified baseball slide to Drama’ grill, knocking him backwards. The Comic composes himself and slams into Mike with a clothesline that separates him from the ground. Johnson lands on top of the limo’s hood and Drama hops up on top of the limo’s roof. He leaps off and drops knees to Mike’s chest. Mikey J screams in pain. Drama rolls off the hood and takes Johnson with him.
PILEDRIBER ONTO THE ASPHALT!
Johnson is split wide-open, blood pooling underneath him. Drama pulls him up.
STOCKS AND BOMBS!!
The Comic covers,
1..2..Kickout!
Mikey still has some fight left in him. Drama seems inclined to beat on him some more. The Comic pulls Johnson up and sends him flying headfirst into a concrete parking barrier. Blood is really starting to flow down Johnson’s face in torrents now. Drama grins and starts to hit knife-edge chops that rock Johnson. Mike pinwheels backwards and Drama latches on to him. Johnson moves first, taking him for a test drive!
Johnson moves gingerly and pulls the Comic to his feet. A rake of the eyes and Drama takes a step back. Johnson lashes out with a superkick. Drama ducks and the ref takes the kick straight to the nose, knocking him out cold. Drama smiles and grabs Mike, sending him headfirst through the limo windshield. He pulls Mike out but Johnson has the gearshift in his hand.
SMACK!
Drama collapses to the ground as Johnson tosses the makeshift weapon away. He pulls Drama to his feet. 
HEAD ON COLLISION!!
HERE COMES ANOTHER REF!!
Johnson pins,
1.2.Drama gets a shoulder up on that fast count.
THAT’S CD!! HE’S THE REF!!
Drama’s eyes go wide and Johnson rolls him up.
1.2.KICKOUT BY DRAMA!!
This doesn’t bode well for the champ. He grabs Johnson.
STOCKS AND BOMBS!!
Cover.
1…







2…

Johnson gets a shoulder up. What a slow count that was. CD smiles at Drama and the Comic is absolutely livid. Johnson rolls Drama up again.
1.2.3!
What a load of shit! CD eliminated Drama with the quick count.
Winner of the match and NEW Television champion…Mike Johnson!
Johnson knows that he got away with this and he heads back into the arena to find his title. Drama charges in after him and I think GQ’s going to here about this.
Wouldn’t you know it, we’re going to GQ’s office where Drama has just stormed into the office and you can see that he is really not happy.
“I thought you said that there was no way that they could screw with my match.”
GQ smiles uncomfortably,
“I forgot about CD being a licensed ref. There was nothing I could do about it.”

Drama clenches his fists and rests them on the desk, leaning in towards GQ. The President smiles and motions for Drama to sit down. The Comic smirks and remains standing.
“Seeing as how that went down, and seeing how I am the President, I’m granting you a rematch at Thrashing. You and Mike Johnson will meet in a Hell in the Cell match for the TV Title. Anyone, and I mean anyone that tries to get into the match that isn’t signed for it, will be fired. If the ref should go down and need to be replaced, I will replace him with a ref of my choice.”
Drama nods and turns towards the door.
“Fine, but you’d better make sure this goes off without a hitch.”
He storms back out of the office and disappears into the corridors of death.

To the ring we go for the Cruiserweight title match. This one could be interesting, as you’ve got two of the younger guys against a veteran. Speaking of which, The Ripper starts to play and here comes the relative newcomer to the Cruiserweight ranks, Assassin. He makes his way to the ring and slides in as Not Meant for Me starts to play, signalling the arrival of the veteran of the group and former Cruiserweight champion, Vlad. He hasn’t held this belt since the XAW reopened so you have to think that he is hungry enough to win it. He too slides into the ring and takes up residence across the ring from Assassin as Headbustas starts up. Here comes your Cruiserweight champion, Triksta. He raises the belt over his head and makes his way to the ring. He slides in and hands the title off to Alyson. The ref calls for the bell and this one is underway.
Assassin v. Vlad v. Triksta (Cruiserweight title)
The three men stare at one another and see who is going to make the first move. Vlad calls to Assassin and motions him to the center of the ring. Assassin nods and heads for him, only to get smoked with a dropkick to the gourd by Trik. Vlad shakes his head and ties up Triksta. He sends the champ running the ropes. Assassin lines up Vlad from behind for a superkick, but the Blood God falls to the mat and the kick takes out Trik. The champ crumples to the mat and the Ass Man looks completely surprised. Vlad sweeps his legs out from under him and kippups. He grabs Assassin and hits a short arm clothesline. Trik hops up and grabs the Dhampir, sending him into the corner. He follows with a stinger splash. Vlad stumbles out of the corner looking a little shaky.
12 Gauge Pump!
Vlad gets planted and Trik goes for the ropes, springboarding off. Assassin leaps into the air, dropkicking Trik. The champ takes the kick right on the chest and falls into the ropes, bouncing off. Assassin grabs Vlad and snap suplexes him onto Trik. Assassin rolls Vlad off of Trik, covering the champ.
1..2..broken up by Vlad.
The Blood God managed to lurch forward and but a fist into Assassin’s head. The Ass Man gets up quickly and starts to exchange fists with Vlad. This might prove to be of an advantage to Assassin because of his background as a power type of wrestler. We all know that Vlad is some kind of strong but Assassin, he’s country strong and there’s a lot to be said for that. Vlad stumbles after a big left from Assassin and decides to run the ropes. Assassin stops, bending over. A little too soon I might add. Vlad leaps over him for a sunset flip! Assassin loses his balance as Vlad gets a count.
1..2..Trik slams into Vlad, clotheslining him hard. Assassin scrambles out from under him.
THUG PLEX ON ASSASSIN!!
Trik covers,
1…
2…
3…NO!! ASSASSIN GOT A SHOULDER UP!
Trik rips him to his feet and sends him running the ropes. Assassin comes running back and Trik back body drops him to the floor! The champ turns his attention to Vlad, who has made his way back to his feet. He ties up the Blood God and arm drags him to the mat. Vlad gets up quickly and gets hip tossed back to the mat. Trik pulls him up and sends him over the ropes. Trik stands alone in the ring and he’s taunting his opponents! Vlad managed to land on his feet and slides back into the ring and comes in behind Trik. Assassin is slowly getting to his feet but is really unsteady. Vlad grabs Trik, hitting a reverse DDT. Assassin slides into the ring and hurls himself at Vlad, hitting a decapitating clothesline! Vlad spins in the air and lands on his face. Assassin rolls him over for the pin.
1..2..Kickout!
Assassin rips him to his feet and sends him over the ropes. He turns to take care of the champ, but in doing so, fails to see that Vlad has caught the top rope and is pulling himself back into the ring. He enters the ring and stops in the corner, catching his breath. Assassin still hasn’t seen him as he pulls Trik to his feet.
CLIMAX FROM NOWHERE!!
Trik covers,
1…
2…

VLAD HITS TRIK WITH A CLUBBING BLOW TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!
He grabs Trik and sends him into the ropes and takes him down with a hurricanranna. He pulls Assassin up.
IMPALER!!!
Trik gets up and charges in. Vlad kicks him in the gut.
IMPALER!!!
HE covers Trik,
1…
2…
3…NO!! Trik gets a shoulder up. Vlad pulls him up and hits a stalling suplex. He hops to the top rope.
FLY BY NIGHT!!
Assassin gets back up but Vlad sends him over the ropes. The Blood God pulls Trik to his feet once again.
IMPALER!!
Trik gets planted and Vlad pins again.
1.. 2..3!
Assassin crashes into Vlad, as the count is finished. Just a little too late to break the count.
Winner of the match and NEW Cruiserweight champion…Vlad!

Once again, the veteran pulls off a stunning win over a couple of the young guns. Assassin is slowly looking more and more comfortable in the cruiserweight division and I would gather that he will be a force in the near future. Trik showed that he was a fighting champion and this loss shouldn’t end any momentum that he’s had recently.
Backstage we go for the final time. Mangler shadowboxes in the hallway, readying himself for this big opportunity. In another hall, Adam paces, knowing that of all the opponents he’s faced, Mangler could very well be the most unpredictable. 
Two submission artists, one belt. Who walks away champion tonight?

The Main Event is now.
Call of Kthulu starts to play and coming to the ring, towel over his head is Mangler. He heads down the ramp, slowly, almost as if he is taken in the moment. He slides into the ring and tosses the towel into the crowd, rolling his neck. The Kids Aren’t Alright starts up and here comes the Heavyweight champion, Adam Darke! He too makes his way slowly to the ring. These two men have perhaps the most grueling match of their lives ahead of them. 60 minutes of pure pain, agony, and torture. Who survives? Darke slides into the ring and hands the belt off to Alyson as the ref calls for the bell.
Mangler v. Adam Darke (Heavyweight title, 60 minute Iron Man Match)
60:00
Darke starts to hop around, getting loose. Mangler swings his arms in giant circles, doing likewise. Adam comes to the middle of the ring and motions for Mangler to do the same. The Mangled One shrugs and does so. They tie up and Mangler uses his superior strength and tosses Adam away like a rag doll. Darke smirks and gets to his feet. Mangler lumbers over to him and Adam takes him down with a leg sweep.  Mangler pops up and grabs Adam by the face, hurling him into the corner. He pounds Adam with rights and lefts to face and ribs. Darke ducks under a roundhouse and pushes Mangler into the corner. He attacks with knife-edge chops and several martial arts type kicks. Mangler grabs Adam’s leg and pushes him over backwards. Darke rolls over and hops back to his feet. Mangler grabs him and ties him up, locking in an arm bar. He takes Darke to the mat but Adam rolls with it, breaking the hold. He chops Mangler in the back of the head and kippups. Mangler gets to his feet, rubbing his head. Another tie up and Darke moves first.
BROKEN WING!
Mangler slams hard into the mat. Darke pulls him up, locking a sleeper hold. Mangler drops to his knees, Adam’s chin slamming into the top o his head, breaking the hold. Mangler shakes the cobwebs loose and grabs Darke sending him running the ropes.
POWERSLAM!!
Darke slams into the mat and Mangler locks in a crossface!
Darke screams in pain and starts to crawl towards the ropes. Mangler torques it just a bit, causing Adam to pause. He reaches his hand out and he’s within inches. He uses a burst of strength and grabs the rope. Mangler immediately lets up. He takes a step back and looks up at the clock.
43:23
Mangler grabs Adam and again, hurls him into the corner, trying to soften him up with body blows. Darke hops up, sticking Mangler in the melon with a kick. Mangler stumbles back and Adam lines him up.
SUGAR KICK!!
MISSED!!
Mangler ducks underneath but Adam adjusts, hitting a spinning heel kick that lifts Mangler from the mat. Darke rolls Mangler over, locking in a sharpshooter! Mangler is too close to the ropes however, and he immediately grabs them. Unlike Mangler, Darke holds the submission move in until the ref physically makes him break it. Adam runs the ropes as Mangler rises. 
HURRICANRANNA!
REVERSE!
POWERBOMB!!
Darke splats against the mat. Mangler pins but gets only a one count. He gets to his feet and pulls Darke up. He hefts him over his shoulder and starts to carry him over to the ropes. Adam pushes off, falling behind Mangler. The challenger whirls around and takes a facebuster from Darke, who pins.
1..2..Mangler gets a shoulder up!
Darke rips him to his feet and dropkicks Mangler in the knee. Mangler stumbles to the mat as Darke springboards off the ropes, attempting a moonsault. Mangler gets his knees up and Darke rolls to the mat, holding his ribs. The challenger pulls the champ to his feet and again hefts him over his shoulder.
RUNNING POWERSLAM!
Darke lets out a labored breath as Mangler pins.
1…
2…
3…NO, ADAM GETS A SHOULDER UP!
Mangler pulls him to his feet but Adam rolls him up,
1..2..Kickout!
Mangler got caught flatfooted and Adam took advantage of it. Darke falls back against ropes and Mangler comes running at him. Adam falls to the mat and pulls the ropes down. Mangler, however, in a show of agility that belies his size, stops on a dime and starts to lay the boots to Darke. Adam tries to roll out of the way but Mangler just stays with him. He rolls Darke over.
ANKLE LOCK!!
Mangler pulls Darke towards the middle of the ring as he nearly got a hold of the ropes. Adam lays prone on mat. He rolls over, sending his free foot into Mangler’s grill, breaking the hold. The champ gets to his feet, limping over to Mangler. He grabs him by the arm
PENANCE!
Mangler yelps in pain and reaches out for the ropes. Not within reach. He starts to crawl and gets close but Adam pulls back on him, stopping him in his tracks. Mangler puts a hand in the air and feigns tapping. The ploy works. Adam lets up on the submission move and wonders why he isn’t given credit for the first fall. The ref is telling him that Mangler’s hand never hit the mat and Darke is absolutely livid. Mangler comes in behind the unsuspecting Darke and shoulder blocks him in the back of the legs. Adam falls awkwardly and Mangler goes for a Texas cloverleaf! Darke lunges forward, catching the ropes. Mangler pounds the mat with his fist. Darke bounces off the ropes and hits a baseball slide to the melon of Mangler. He takes a look at the clock.
26:12
Darke sees that little time remains and no one has gotten any advantage. He pulls Mangler up and sends him running the ropes.
SUGAR KICK!
Mangler crumples to the mat but Darke may have hurt himself. He starts limping again, this time favoring the leg that just clobbered Mangler. He goes for the pin, but barely gets a two count. Darke pulls himself up and Mangler pushes himself up to all fours. He grabs onto Darke like a worn out boxer and the two men start to trade blows. Mangler gains some semblance of an upper hand and hefts Adam up, hitting a beautiful suplex. He grabs Darke and motions to the crowd.
SWEET EXECUTION!!
Cover,
1..2..Darke gets a shoulder up!
Mangler is on his knees, leaning back. Darke is showing an amazing amount of resiliency. Mangler pulls him up and sends him running the ropes. He lurches forward with a clothesline but Adam ducks underneath and continues on to the ropes. He leaps into the air, taking Mangler down with cross body. Mangler lets Adam’s momentum carry him over the top. Mangler pushes himself up, breathing hard as Adam gets to his feet as well. The two men square off in the middle of the ring and tie up again. Mangler tries to send Darke into the ropes but Adam reverses and sends Mangler running instead. Adam, still favoring that leg tries to leap into the air but the leg gives out. Mangler hops over the top of the fallen Darke and continues on towards the ropes. He drops a leg across Adam’s neck and then gets back up. He grabs Darke and snap suplexes him to the mat. 
The challenger pulls the champ back up and motions once again.
SWEET EXECUTION!
BLOCKED BY DARKE!
Mangler tries again and Darke again hooks a leg around Mangler, blocking the move. Mangler hits a short arm clothesline that sends Darke spinning to the mat. He reaches down to bring Darke up.
FIREBALL!
Mangler falls back, not wanting to get burnt by Adam’s parlor trick. Darke scrambles to his feet.
DELIVERANCE!!
Cover,
1..2..KICKOUT BY MANGLER!!
Adam screams in frustration, wanting to get this match over with. The fans are going nuts as neither man can get a pin fall or submission. Darke grabs Mangler and locks in the Jonestown Massacre!
Mangler swings a leg around and puts it on the ropes. The ref taps Darke on the shoulder and shows him that he needs to break the hold. Adam screams in frustration again and rips Mangler to his feet and decks him. Mangler smiles as blood starts to flow from his nose. Adam doesn’t quite know what to make of this and takes a step back. Mangler lunges forward and clobbers Darke with a clothesline.
4:20
This one is almost over and again, no one has gained any advantage. Mangler pulls Adam into the powerbomb position but Adam manages to body drop Mangler over the ropes. He collapses to mat, completely out of breath. Mangler wobbles to his feet and grabs the ropes before he falls. He pulls himself up and gets back into the ring. He crawls over to Darke and drapes an arm.
1..2..Shoulder up from Darke!
Mangler rolls away and tries to get to his feet but is out of energy. Darke rolls over to him and drapes an arm.
1…

2…

Shoulder up from Mangler!
Still no pins or submissions! Darke grabs onto the ropes and pulls himself up. His legs look like jello as he can’t stand up straight. Mangler tries to pull himself up and collapses back to the ring mat. Darke pulls him up slowly and sends him back to the mat with a DDT. Another cover,
1..2..Shoulder up from Mangler!
Darke just falls to the mat and stares at the ceiling. Mangler pushes himself up and pulls Adam up. Powerslam and Mangler used his last bit of strength to pull off the move. He covers, hooking the leg.
1..2..Kickout by Darke!
The buzzer goes off as the 60 minutes are through with no pin falls or submissions.
Winner of the match…Draw!
That’s it for tonight folks. See you again Thursday night at Thrashing when you will see,
Drama v. Mike Johnson (TV title, Hell in the Cell)
And many more!




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PORTENT – 2005.05.07 

 

 



Sometimes... things happen... when you least expect them to...  

 

An image of G.Q. Styles is seen sititng at his desk.  

 

"Ladies and gentlemen, I know that some of you are wondering if the rumors are true. Let me say that yes, the XAW will be closing as of June 4, 2005 after Born Again 3. However, we will not be Born Again, we will be going to our Final Destination. I hope that you all understand the reasons behind the closure and that you find other gainful employment quickly. To restate, after June 4, the XAW will be closed for business. Thanks to all of you who made this place what it is, the GREATEST federation on the planet."  

 

 

It hits everyone hard...  

 

Another image of five sturdy faces, no emotion expressed on their faces. The Libertine Regime.  

 

"Where's Crimson to kill em off when ya need? I'll tell you where! He's long gone. So are half the guys who were here when we opened the doors! And it disgusts me!! You know that there are guys in the XAW...who don't have any idea who the Underground IS?? It makes me want to vomit! And while everyone else starts thinking about where they're gonna go next....all i can think about is where we've been. And it makes me wanna BREAK something!!!"  

 

 

Some immedeately remember the past... the great times...  

 

An image of darkness appear's, you know something is there but there is silence.  

 

 

An image of the newly masked Griffin. More silence.  

 

 

Some dont even know the words for it...  

 

An image of the Man in the Red Mask, standing there in the empty ring of the empty arena.  

 

"I won't allow it. I can't allow it. I'll deny it."  

 

Some will act as if it's not true...  

 

 

 

"We all claimed greatness...  

 

But, in the end, there was only one thing that symbolized greatness...  

 

The X-A-W. "  

 

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WALK AWAY BY ZEBRAHEAD HITS THE SPEAKERS AND YOUR RESIDENT TECHIE HAS WENT ALL OUT TONIGHT! WE'VE GOT PYRO AND FIREWORKS EXPLODING ALL OVER THE PLACE! THIS IS A-BOB HERE AND THIS IS PORTENT! WE'VE GOT EVERY TITLE ON THE LINE TONIGHT! WE'VE GOT  

 

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Portent!"  

 

The crowd doesn't let him get another word in as they begin to cheer loudly!  

 

XAW! XAW! XAW! XAW! XAW! XAW! XAW! XAW!  

 

Styles smiles as he gets teary-eyed.  

 

"I'm glad you all feel that way. And it's ironic or what tonight is. It's Portent! For those that don't know, Portent means the foreshadowing of upcoming events. Tonight and the up and coming shows depend on wether or not Born Again 3 becomes The Final Destination. It seems that no one wants to see it go, but it's not really in my hands anymore. With that said, let's get this show on the road!"  

 

 

 

Heather Storm vs. Claudia (Womens Title)  

 

"People want to see a real champion Claudia, one who actually wrestlers. I am that person, and soon I'll have that title around my cute waist."  

 

"The point is, you are stepping into the ring with greatest woman to ever set foot in an XAW ring. You have no chance of beating me. Accept it and move on."  

 

"You should really try getting out from under Vlad more often, maybe actually stepping into a ring and back up that big talk with action."  

 

"Face it girlie, you've bitten off way more than you can possibly chew."  

 

 

Born to be Wild by Steppen Wolf begins to play through the speakers and here comes the Challenger for the Diva's Title! She struts her stuff down to the ring and rolls on in. So Long by Orgy hits the speakers and here comes the Blood Goddess with the title on her waist. She takes it off and hands it over to Your Resident Techie before sliding into the ring and there's the bell!  

 

Heather gets in the face of the champ saying something about Claudia being a closet champion and gets bitch slapped for those words! Storm staggers a bit but comes back with huge ol' pimp slap! Guess we know who has the bigger brass in this match! Claudia staggers back and gets a few Knife-edge Chops forcing her into the ropes. Heather whips the champ across the ring. Claudia bounces back and ducks as Heather leap frogs her, and the Blood Goddess comes back once again and SPEARS HEATHER IN THE BACK, FOLDING HER IN HALF THE WRONG WAY!  

 

Claudia gets to her feet quickly and grabs Heather by the her, pulling her up. Claudia mocks her and takes her down with a Snapmare Takeover, locking in a modified chinlock. Storm grabs at Claudia's hands but can't get a good enough grip to pry the hold. Deciding on a different approach, Ms. Storm plants her feet on the ground and begins to rise. Claudia tries to fight it but can't hold her down. Heather to her feet now and Claudia drops her with a reverse DDT! Claudia waisting no time runs to the ropes and BLOOD MOONSAULT! Claudia isn't done yet, she yanks the challenger up and BLOOD GODDESS! Claudia covers!  

 

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Kickout! Just in time!  

 

Claudia doesn't look happy and straddles Heather. She mocks her yet again and slaps her open handed and back handed! Heathers face it getting brighgt red and Claudia is loving every minute of it! Claudia seems bored and BEGINS TO CHOKE HEATHER STORM! The ref begins the five count as Heather fights and kicks for air. Claudia lets go at the count of four but returns to choking with a fresh count.  

 

She looks like she wants to kill her. Claudia breaks up the hold once again at four AND GETS SLAPPED IN THE FACE FOR IT! Heather shoves her off and both Diva's get to their feet. Claudia whips Heather into the ropes and goes for a dropkick but Heather hangs onto the ropes doesn't come back! Claudia gets to her feet, OH SHIT! HEATHER GOES FOR A FLYING BODY PRESS BUT CLAUDIA REVERSES IT INTO A ROLL UP PIN!  

 

1... 2...  

 

Heather kicout and manages to reverse it as well.  

 

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Claudia kicks out and it's another reversal!  

 

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Heather reverses again and another pin!  

 

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Heather grabbed the ropes! Oh shit!  

 

Winner of the match and new womens Champion, Heather Storm!  

 

 

We go back stage where we find Razor walking in the Deadly Halls as he stops as he comes across a hockey bag outside of the Communial Locker Room. Laying on the ground is a razor-wire bat. Razor looks at it then looks around he has a confused look on his face andpciks the bat up, staring at it. He walks off looking at it. Well that was interesting. Ok, maybe it wasn't.  

 

 

 

 

Javex Valerius vs. Cerberus (US Title)  

 

"This the opportunity that I have been waiting for since I started my career here in the XAW."  

 

"I believe that you're a big man. Strong. Tough. And I believe that's the only reason that you're in the XAW. You're all looks and no talent. You've got nothing that anybody else can't offer in a better package, Cerebrus."  

 

"You also talk about this title being wore by wrestlers. I am a wrestler. This match for the title is by submission that is ok too. It doesn’t matter if this match was in the snow in the mud or on the moon it doesn’t matter to me. By the way did you miss me making Razor tap by only doing the test of strength?"  

 

"You say I haven't done anything in that ring to earn your respect. Fine. Continue to ignore what many people hope to achieve in their time in the XAW. Do that. This isn't going to be a wrestling lesson either. You cannot teach someone who believes they know everything. You believe that because you made Razor tap by hoisting him on your shoulders that you can actually wrestle. Believe that too. And disgrace the few men on this roster who actually have technical talent. "  

 

"You didn't earn a title shot. You were handed it. That's not destiny, Cerebrus. Until you saw your name penciled in against me, you had never even SNIFFED in my direction. Let alone looked at the US Title."  

 

Superbeast by Rob Zombie hits the sound system and here comes the Hell Hound. He stalks to the ring ready to get this one on.  

 

I AM...  

 

 

I AM...  

 



I AM...  

 

 

DEITIES DRAGON!!! Here comes our US Champ as Paper Cut by Linkin Park begins to play. Javex makes his way down the ramp, drops the title onto the ground, and rolls into the ring and there's the bell!  

 

Cerberus vs. Javex Valerius (US Title)  

 

Here we go ladies and gents, the Hound versus the Dragon! WAIT! JVX drops to the mat and rolls out. The ref immedeately starts the count.  

 

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Javex turns his back to the ring and heads up the ramp.  

 

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Cerberus is hanging on the ropes shouting for Javex to get back into the ring. Javex stops as he gets to the stage, but only for a moment and heads for the curtain.  

 

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The Dragon heads through the curtain and enters the backstage area.  

 

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Winner of the match and new US CHAMPION by Count Out, Cerberus!  

 

 

 

Backstage we go once again. We find Heather Storm with her newly won title, knocking on the RoM locker room? The door opens and there's that damned gorilla! Heather reaches back to slap the taste out of whoever opens the door but her hand is grabbed from behind. She looks to see Assassin.  

 

"You weren't planning to spank my monkey were you?"  

 

Heather looks a bit shocked and wide eyed.  

 

"I would hurt you for trying to attack my stable, but I think you will get your's soon enough."  

 

Assassin laughs and walks into his locker room, closing the door behind him.  

 

Well that was weird? Back to the ring?  

 

 

 

Mike Johnson vs. Slayer (If anyone interferes they are Fired, No Time Limit, T.V.Title)  

 

"Remember, Johnson, the same blood that runs through your veins is the same blood that will flow from your head, and the same D-TV championship you cherish and hold so dearly is the same one I WILL TAKE!"  

 

"Big Bad Slayer, a man who can't get out from underneath the shadow of Razor and The Rom Stable! Slayer what you need to do is strap your ass into the seat, hang on for the ride of your life and know one thing about our matchup. I am in control, I got the reigns and I'm going into PPV with one intent and that is winning this matchup."  

 

"Now, your in in a world of trouble, because you're straight telling me that you don't even care ONE bit about our match."  

 

"Enough Said, you have wasted enough of my time and now I put you away and move onto some real competition!"  

 

"I have beaten EVERYONE in your pathetic stable aside from you, which I will defeat you tonite, so if they are champions, what does that make me? God?"  

 

"I am done talking, my talk starts in that ring and I show everyone just how much of a loser Slayer is when I defeat him and send him back down if you know what I mean!"  

 

Dawn of the Dead by Murderdolls hits the speakers and here comes Slayer! He is showered in boos as he heads to the ring. One Day at a Time by Tupac with Eminem begins to play and here comes Mike Johnson! If you're wondering why none of the Midwest Mafia isn't at ringside, it's because our esteemed president decided to prove a point and banned everyone from ringside. Johnson hands the title over to YRT and slides into the ring. And it's time to get this one underway!  

 

Slayer moves in but gets suplexed. Mike to his feet and he just mocks the Dark Myth! He grabs him by the back of his mask and pulls him up only to drop him with a DDT. Johnson back to his feet yet again and he Yawns! Damn!  

 

Mike rolls Slayer to his back and places a foot on his chest.  

 

1... Kickout!  

 

Slayer grabs the foot and twists it hard and fast! Mike falls down and Slayer gets to his feet, keeping a grip on that ankle! Slayer smiles and as soon as he lets go of the hold, he leaps up and sends both his knees downed onto the back of The Man! The Dark Myth waists no time on this one and slaps on a Modified Surfboard! Mike in pain now as all his limbs are tied up and pressure is applied all over!  

 

Guess that will teach him to come in a match planning to take things easy. Slayer torques the submission move and laughs as Johnson screams in pain! Mike refuses to tap and gives a mocking laugh. Slayer lets go and gets to his feet. He greabs Mike and sets him up for SCHZEPHRENIA!! Slayer is relentless tonight as he snatches the Champ off the ground AND PPUTS HIM BACK DOWN WITH A DEAD END!  

 

Mike is in a bad way now! He really should ahve tooken advantage at the begining of the match! Slayer pulls him up yet again!  

 

MUTA MIST!!!  

 

MUTA MIST!!!  

 

MUTA MIST!!!  

 

Slayer staggers back trying to get the black liquid out of his eyes. Mike recvoers quickly and grabs Slayer.  

 

HEAD ON COLLISION!  

 

REVERSED!  

 

DELIVERANCE!!!  

 

Slayer grins but doesn't go for the pin! Is he stupid? Wait, I don't want to know! Slayre to his feet and puills Mike Johnson up. He picks him up FOR THE TORTURE RACK! HOLY SHIT! SLAYER BEGINS TO BOUNCE UP AND DOWN HARD! THIS IS HILARIOUS! OH SHIT MIKE IS WAVING TO THE REF TO CALL IT! MIKE GAVE UP!  

 

Winner and New T.V. Champion, Slayer!  

 

 

 

We head backstage where Mike Johnson has made his way to Style's office.  

 

"G.Q..."  

 

"Mike don't start with me, I don't want to hear it. You lossed, get over it."  

 

Mike doesn't look to happy. Style's smiles.  

 

"If you want, you could head back to the ring, though seeing as you never read contracts, the T.V. Title is to be DEFENDED EVERY SHOW,"  

 

Mike looks at G.Q. a little stupid but finally catches on. Mike nods and struts out the office.  

 

 

 

Heather Storm vs. Ultimatum (Hardcore Title)  

 

"Miss Storm... the beginning of your end... the end of your dreams... the dreams of your end... the nightmares of your reality... the reality you have seen in nightmares... i am here... be prepared..."  

 

"Your reign of darkness is coming to an end, and my shining star will be the cause. "  

 

"Dream that you shall walk away from the behemoth of brutality with a title... pray that you shall crawl away from h*ll with your soul... you shall never be ready..."  

 

"Ultimatum, the time is here. The words stop and the action begins. Whether it be in the ring on out here in the parking lot, I will walk away victorious tonight..."  

 

"COME TASTE THE PAIN!!!"  

 

Born to be WIld by Steppenwolf hits and here comes our Diva's Champion! She stops at the stage and turns to face the curtian, title cocked in hand. O Fortuna by Apotheosis hits the speakers and ZIPLINE! The Behemoth of Brutality saw Heather coming! He pulls her up and whips her through the curtians and into the back! The big man stalks through the curtains hoping to see his prey but there is no sign of her. He looks around and end up kissing a chair!  

 

Ulty staggers back and Heahter cocks back for another swing. She attempts it but Ulty gets up that foot in time. Storm drops the chair on impact and the big man has that glare in his eyes! Heather doesn't flinch as Ultimatum stares her down. She slaps him and he doesn't even budge! She slaps him again and he only stands there. SHE SLAPS HIM YET AGAIN AND HE DOESNT MOVE! You would think she would have learned the first two times. She reaches back for a fourth time but gets a MASSIVE HEART PUNCH FOR IT!  

 

Heather goes skidding back on her ass, grabbing at her chest! Ultimatum grabs the chair and grins as he stalks near her. OH FUCK! THE BEHEMOTH JUST SHOWED HER HOW TO SMACK SOMEONE ACROSS THE FACE AS HE ALMOST DECAPITATED HER WITH THAT CHAIR AND WE HAVE BLOOD! I don't know where from exactly, but it's coming from Heathers face! Ulty grabs her by her legs and begins to drag her down the hall. Is she still alive?  

 

The big man drrags her to the basement entrance and opens up the door, and looks down into the bowels of the XAW!  

 

SMACK!!!  

 

RAZOR'S IN THE SCENE!  

 

He just took Ulty down with that razor-wire bat! Razor looks down at the behemoth.  

 

"I'll be seeing you soon"  

 

Razor walks off as Ulty gets back to his feet! THe big man looks after the masked fighter but turns his attention to his opponent as she starts to stir. Ultimatum pulls her up an BURIAL!!! He covers!  

 

 

 

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Winner and still Hardcore Champion, Ultimatum!  

 

Ultimatum isn't done yet! He grabs her by both her legs and STARTS TO SPIN! IT'S THE SWING! AND HE PICKS UP MOMENTUM!  

 

ROUND AND ROUND SHE GOES! WHERE EVER SHE STOPS, NOBODY KNOWS!  

 

Ulty releases her and lets her fly down into the basement! This can't be good!  

 

"Taste the pain... Taste the darkness..."  

 

God damned! Someone go check on her!  

 

 

 

Johnson and Slayer have made there way back to the ring and theres the bell!  

 

 

 

Mike Johnson vs. Slayer (T.V.Title)  

 

 

 

Slayer rolls out the ring and grabs his new title! He reenters the ring with it and points to it then points to Mike asking if he wants it. Slayer laughs and smacks Mike across the face with the title!  

 

Winner of the match by DQ, MIke Johnson! Still Champion, Slayer  

 

Slayer points to his brain as he laughs!  

 

 

 

Backstage we go where we find Venom and Chaos. They have their weapons and look like they are ready. In the ring, Your Resident Techie has the new Tag Titles, showing them off!  

 

Joint Venture vs. Venom/Chaos the Clown vs. NFH (Tag Team Titles)  

 

"So thats why we're taking NFH on TONIGHT! We're gonna take those titles." "That's ok, they can believe what they want, but in order to win those belts, they first have to beat one of us, and we still have the advantage over every other so called team in this league."  

 

"On another note, are you ready to win those titles?"  

 

"Yes...oh yes. "  

 

 

Down with the Clown by ICP starts and here comes Venom and Chaos with their weapons. They get to the ring and begin setting things up. The Halloween theme starts and we go backstage as we have some interference of some sort. NFH are heading to the curtain in their masks, one looking a bit beat up and tired, but Joint Venture with Triksta and Javex jump them from behind! Joint Venture run ahead and get to the ring, confused at the set up the Clown and Venom have set up. Backstage, Triksta and Javex drag away the fresher of the two men away, leaving the most tired all alone. THe Halloween Theme still plays and here comes NFH finally! Both of them masks adorn! Wait hold on.  

 

Didn't they just... Oh well.  

 

NFH sprint to the ring and all three teams are in at one time! They begin to brawl! Well, Venom and Chaos and the two masked men do! Joint Venture slide out of the ring and have a 'Lets let the idiots wear each other out fatty'.  

 

Meanwhile, in the ring all hell is broken loose! All four men are tripping over all the junk in the ring! Someone should tell them this is supposed to be a Tag Team match not a damned Hardcore match! And Speak of the Devil!  

 

Hero of the Day starts up and here comes the President of the XAW! He stops at the ramp as he gets everyones attention.  

 

"Chaos and Venom, I want you out of that ring now! This isn't a three ring circus! You have till the count of five to have that ring cleared of all that junk and yourselves! You can take on the winners of tonights match at Thrashing! 1... 2... 3... 4..."  

 

Venom and Chaos do as the boss says but they aint happy. Joint Venture gets in the ring as the three leave and Drama is going to start this off with one of the masked men.  

 

The Masked Man and Drama lock it up. I'm just going to call them NFH. NFH gets the upper hand and picks Drama up for a power slam! NFH tags in other NFH early on and this gives Drama time to get back to his feet. Mystery Man charges at Drama but gets tooken down with a Drop Toe Hold. Both men up quickly and NFH drops Drama with a Drop Kick! Drama kippups and headbutts the Man of the Mask.  

 

NFH stumbles back into the corner of Joint Venture. Leary locks in a chokehold and Drama starts in with the Knife-Edge Chops! The other half of NFH isn't having it and gets into the ring. Leary lets go of the hold and Drama gets out of the way just in time to dodge a Super Kick! NFH just Super Kicked NFH. Drama grabs the interfereing NFH and STANDING OVATION! He rolls him out and tags in Leary!  

 

Garcia gets to the top rope and DARKSIDE OF THE MOONSAULT! Garcia back up and NFH is in a bad way since the beginning! Drama slides out the ring to handle the stragler. Leary grabs NFH and pulls him upright into a Vertical Suplex! The Hardcore Hippie from the XAW back up again and he starts laying boots to the downed MAsked Wonderer! What's up with everyone wearing masks these days? Are they trying to be superheros?  

 

Drama is outside the ring man handling the other Superhero, with a Tax Relief! Back in the ring Leary has Masked Wonderer where he wants him! HITS FROM THE BONG! The Cover!  

 

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Kickout.  

 

Leary doesn't even complain. He calls for Drama to get in the ring and thats what he does. Leary whips Masked Mystery towards Drama TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER! They aint done yet! Drama helps the Masked Man up! MILLION DOLLAR DROP! Drama gets out the ring and walks over to the Sleeping Beauty. Leary covers.  

 

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Winner of the match and new Tag Team Champions, Joint Venture!  

 

Drama hocks a lugey up and snatches the mask off of ...  

 

....  

 

 

 

....  

 

 

 

MIKE JOHNSON!?!?!?!?!?  

 

WHAT THE HELL???  

 

Drama looks to Leary and Leary looks to Drama. They look confused and Drama points to the Masked Man that Garcia pinned. Leary reaches down and pulls off the mask.  

 

 

 

It's Griffin!  

 

The tron comes on and we see Javex with an unconscious Scarface.  

 

"I just thought you would like to know that they tried to do a switch on y'all and have Mike Johnson and Scarface fight instead of them."  

 

Drama and Leary look to each other then look exit their ring and receive their NEW Tag Team Titles!  

 

Well that kind of backfired somewhere didn't it? Now onto one of our Main events!  

 

There need be no words for what is to come in these matches.  

 

 

 

Triksta vs. Vlad (TLC Match, Cruiserweight Title)  

 

Headbustas by Lil' Scrappy hits the soundaaves and here comes Triksta! He bounces down the ramp and slides into the ring. Tables, Ladders, and Chairs have been scattered around the outside of the ring. The Wold Crusierweight Title is suspending above it. Not Meant for Me by Wayne Static starts up and Trik looks up the ramp to see Vlad step onto the stage. He heads down the ramp and through the ropes into the ring.  

 

The two men get into each others face and they stare each other down. The bells rings and they begin exchanging blows. Vlad gets the better of two and levels Triksta with a haymaker. Trik up quick and drops Vlad with a Thugplex. Vlad kippups and drops Trik with a Drop Toe Hold. Both men up and Trik dropped again with a Cippler Crossface But the Tug gets out of it quickly. Trik slides out the ring and throws in a table. Vlad begins to set it up but gets chopped in the ankle by a flying chair.  

 

Trik laughs and starts tossing in more chairs. Vlad starts dodging them and the Thug grabs the ladder! he hoists that baby over his head and launches it ion the ring and Vlad is unable to duck it!Trik climbs the ring apron and ascends the turnbuckle. He waves to the fans and leaps! Vlad wasn't having that and lauched the ladder off up, popping the Thug straight in the head! Trik drops to the ground grabbing his head and Vlad is to his feet. Vlad grabs a chair and whacks the thug across the back!  

 

Trik lets out a yelp in pain and the Blood God hits him again! Trik is down and Vlad drops the chair. He grabs the ladder and stands it up, opening it and making sure its balanced. The thug isn't going to give him a chance and gets to his feet. Vlad sees him and takes him down with a snapmare takeover and locks in th Hammer Lock. Trik aint giving into the pain so the dhamphir breaks the hold. Both men to their feet again and Triksta grabs Vlad and 12 GAUGE PUMP ONTO A CHAIR!  

 

Triksta the first to his feet and he starts to ascend the Ladder backwards, with a chair in hand. Vlad finally gets to his feet but gets clonked in the head for his troubles. Triksta throws the chair on to the Champs chest as he falls and the Thug ascends even higher! He doesn't go for the title but, instead, leaps off the Ladder.  

 

"BONZAIIIIIIII"  

 

OH MY GOD! TRIKSTA JUST DID AN ASS DROP ONTO THE CHAIR LAYING ON VLAD! AND HE'S BUCKING AROUND THE HOLDING HIS CHEEKS!  

 

Maybe he broke his ass?  

 

Triksta drops to his ass and starts dragging his ass all across the ring while hoopin' and hollerin'. Vlad manages to get to his feet from that ASSault and has the chair. He stops the rukkus Triksta is causing with a quick shot to the head. Vlad isn't done yet and throws Triksta on top of the table and places the chair ontop of him. The Champ sees that the ladder was knocked out of reach of the belt but climbs it anyways.  

 

Something tells me he's not going for the title, but I digress, this is they XAW, these fools do things that never make any sense. Vlad makes it to the top and looks down at former champ. Vlad raises his hands and SUPREME FLY BY NIGHT! They went threw the table and that damned chair is broken!  

 

I think Triksta made it worst on himself when he tried to throw the chair at Vlad, actually causing the steel to come down with the full force of Vlads weight! Both Men are down and seem to cringe in pain! Vlads got the most life of the to and pulls himself up using the ropes. He graps the ladder and repositions it back in the center of the ring.  

 

The Champ beings to ascend the ladder slowly. He doesn't even notice Trik crawling up the otherside until it's to late. Vlad tries to climb fast but Trik reaches through the rungs and gets a handfull of nuts and holds on tight! Dhamphir, or no dhamphir, that has to hurt! And it does. Vlad stops and he face goes beet red. Triksta ctaches up with him and they trade blows as they slowly rise.  

 

They make it to the top and Trik has the Trik Co. Stamper! He swings and misses and the Blood God takes advantage and locks in the Mandible Claw. Trik tries to break loose but it ain't happening. The Thug's eyes avert up during this see that the Title is in reaching distance. Triksta's openm hand goes up and HE HAS HIS HAND ON THE TITLE!  

 

IT ISN'T OVER YET THOUGH! HE HIS IT GET IT DOWN! HE PULLS ON IT AND THE SNAPS HAVE COME UNDONE! ALL HE HAS TO DO IS PULL IT ONE MORE TIME AND HE'S GOT IT! VLAD SEES THIS AND QUICKLY SHOVES TRIKSTA BACK. TRIK FLIES BACK BUT GRABS AHOLD OF THE LADDER AND THE FORCE PULLS THE LADDER AND VLAD WITH HIM AND THE BOTH GO FLYING ONTO THE CONCRETE!  

 

There goes the close chance at grabbing the Title and ending it.  

 

 

WAIT! NO THE TITLE ISN'T SUSPENDED ABOVE THE RING! VLAD'S GOT IT! VLAD SNATCHED THE TITLE! HOLT SHIT I DIDN'T SEE THAT!  

 

Winner of the match, and still Champion, Vlad!  

 

 

Techies rush to their aid and some riush to clean up the Ring. Both men seem fine physically and are helped to the back.  

 

 



Mangler vs. Adam Darke (2 out of 3 Falls, Heavy Wieght Title)  

 

The arena goes black as pitch. Blue and red sirens give relief from the darkness and Mangler struts out. His normal music has been replaced by Tool’s Sober. He walks down to the heavy bass line and gets booed as no one’s ever been booed! People are throwing popcorn, water bottles, you name it, they’re chucking it. Who would’ve thought that this guy could’ve turned himself into an even bigger jerk! That beating he delivered to Darke on Thrashing was not only un-called for, it was just plain degrading! He might be the self-proclaimed Sword of Righteousness, but I for one think he’s a first class @ss!  

 

He hops on the apron and takes a dramatic pause to wave to the booing fans and jumps over the top rope. He goes to the middle of the ring, throws some punches and starts jumping up and down, back and forth waiting for his prey to come through that curtain.  

 

The sirens stop flashing and The Kids Aren’t Alright starts up on the PA. The fans are cheering Darke. Cheering? Weird, who would’ve thought this man would get a positive ovation? He’s walking stiffly, using the steel railing for support and limping badly on that right leg of his. He’s only got one boot strapped on his left foot and his right is draped heavily in support tape. Look at that thing! Darke’s ankle is a sickly purple and looks swollen to almost twice its normal size! This is a joke! This is a travesty! Darke needs a miracle to pull this match off!  

 

Mangler leans against the ropes smiling as Darke slowly makes his way down the ramp. Mangler starts practicing his technique of balancing on his right leg, then falls over and points at Darke and laughs. The Preachers eyes turn to stone. Darke goes to the corner of the ring and climbs; wait, climbs the stairs? When’s the last time you’ve seen that? I didn’t even know this thing was equipped with them! But I digress…  

 

 

 

Adam gets into the ring and tosses the ref his belt. Mangler shouts ‘Be careful with that fool! Anything happens to that beauty and you’ll have me to contend with!’ The ref just grimaces and passes the belt to YRT. Adam reaches out to support himself on the ropes and Mangler walks to the opposite corner and does the same. The ref checks both men and we’re off!  

 

1st Fall – Who can balance on their right foot Longest!  

 

That’s the bell and the ref motions for both men to raise their left legs. Darke does so reluctantly, winces in pain and he’s already wobbling! Mangler just looks around, looks at a pretend watch, and then stares at Darke. The two men lock eyes and Mangler knows this one is in his pocket. Darke looks like he’s about to falter when he reaches out for the ropes!!! Mangler is screaming at the ref ‘Do something! He’s cheating!!!’ The Ref goes over to Darke to make him let go of the rope and Mangler puts his left leg down and starts waving to the fans! What a mockery this is!!! The fans boo him mercilessly and Darke is furiously pointing over the ref’s shoulder for him to turn around and looks at Mangler. The ref spins, but Mangler is already back standing on his right leg and he’s whistling!  

 

Darke’s doing everything in his power to not fall, but you can see it in his face, he can’t take much more of this! His countenance is a mirror of pain and you can see tears of suffering pocketed in the corners of his eyes! What’s this now? Mangler is jumping up and down on one foot! The apron bounces in Mangler’s steady rhythm and he’s smiling with sinister delight as the champ starts to turn crimson from the sheer torment of it all. Mangler increases the height of his jumps and Darke reaches out for the rope one more time, but it’s too late! Darke’s ankle gave out! He falls to the mat clutching the tape around that distended ankle!  

 

WINNER OF THE FIRST FALL – MANGLER!!!  

 

Mangler doesn’t look like he’s wasting any time here! He rushes over to Darke and starts taunting him. Mangler drags the champion to his feet, slams Darke’s head between his legs, lifts…Sweet Execution! Mangler drives Adam into the mat with that power bomb! It doesn’t look like he’s done yet! He grabs Darke’s shirt and hoists the limp body up once again. He sets him up for another round and at the end of the maneuver he just tosses Darke across the ring, like an empty paper sack! Darke bounces once and then his twisted body is still. Mangler saunters over to him, uses his foot to push Adam’s back onto the apron, then bends over and places one finger on the champ’s chest! This is abhorrent! If this is what the Fed is coming to, the A-Bob might just put in his resignation now!  

 

The ref runs over and pushes Mangler off of Darke. Mangler reaches down to pick up the champ and the ref again shoves him back. ‘Wait for the BELL!!! The match hasn’t even started yet!’ The Ref holds out his arm and checks on Darke. Adams chest slowly rises and falls but nothing more. The Ref gently starts slapping his face with the back of his hand and Darke comes too. Darke takes a look around, and a look of recognition…YES he remembers now! He’s at the Arena…He’s Wrestling? He IS wrestling! He pulls himself slowly up with the support of the ropes. Darke weakly makes the sign of the cross, then just sags back into the turnbuckle.  

 

The ref signals for Mangler to go to the opposite corner. Mangler does so, reluctantly, pointing his finger at Darke shouting obscenities as he goes.  

 

There some scratching coming through the speakers now. Hero of the Day begins to play and out walks GQ Styles carrying a mic. He tests it and begins:  

 

“Mangler, the contract that Darke signed stated that with the exception of the Libertine Regime, everyone in the federation would be a lumberjack. So Mangler, without further adieu, I give you… EVERYONE IN THE XAW!!!!!!!!!!”  

 

 

 

Mangler’s eyes go wide at the line of people flowing from the back. ROM, Midwest Mafia, Eternal Darkness, Marco Manners flanked by Mario the enforcer Monkey, Venom, Shadow, the ever lovely Ms. Rising, Cerberus, Chaos the Clown, HOLY COW! I don’t believe my eyes! Even the Man who is Not Joey Lawrence is here! The Russian staggers out of the back nestling Webby in his arm. He trips, rolls down the ramp and lines up next to Griffin, who just chuckles and pats him on the back. The Russian, thinking he’s being attacked, immediately falls down, pretends to be dead, then rolls under the ring when he doesn’t think anyone is looking.  

 

Here come some of the fine ladies of the XAW!!! Medusa finds her beau, Claudia, Ariel and Julie Simms follow suit. YRT takes a spot between Venom and Shadow. Kidd X!!! Kidd X is coming down the ramp with his mop and bucket! I don’t believe this!  

 

Then from behind the curtain comes Camera Dude with his arms in signed casts. Is that CHER’S name I see there? I digress again. Lastly, Dr. Johnny Killa! The Holy Potif! The Holy See is here in all of his pope-itty Pope-i-tude! Johnny gives Pete Rose instructions to go back to the game and to fold his hand if a diamond falls on the River, then adjusts his robes, lifts his staff and the fans go phucking nuts!!!  

 

Johnny is coming down, oh wait. He’s coming over to my table! Johnny grabs a headset, opens his robes and produces a bucket of the Colonel’s best for A-Bob! How can I ever thank you?! It’s been a long show Johnny and I’m-a staaaaavin’! A-Bob slides the drumstick into his mouth and when he retracts it, it’s clean to the bone.  

 

Mangler looks down at him and laughs. ‘You enjoying that fat boy!?’  

 

 

 

Oh come on now, that wasn’t called for!  

 

GQ lifts up his mic again: ‘A-Bob, Everyone, means everyone. Care to join in the fun?’  

 

 

 

‘You betcha! Johnny, man my post and do your best. I know it looks difficult, but you just talk into this thing and explain what you see.’ Johnny grins, showing A-Bob he’s got a pretty good handle on it.  

 

A-Bob rolls up his sleeves and walks over to Styles who’s doing the same. GQ nods, the Ref nods and Johnny Killa throws a piece of chicken which clangs the bell.  

 

2nd Fall - Lumberjack Match  

 

Mangler comes out of the corner and addresses the lumberjacks ‘Know that I am the Sword of Righteousness and any punishment bestowed upon me in this match will strike you back ten fold!!’ Mangler charges Darke and Adam barely manages to fall aside as Mangler smashes into the corner post.  

 

 

 

At this point GQ gets in the ring and starts explaining the finer points of a Lumberjack match to the ref.  

 

Mangler starts to get to his feet when Mike Johnson grabs his leg and drags him out. ‘You liked what you did on Thrashing didn’t you?’ Mangler smiles and replies ‘Yeah, I did you worthless sack of sh!t!!’ Mangler turns to slide back in the ring but Johnson spins him around and throws a punch. Mangler ducks and catches Johnson off balance. Belly to Belly! Mangler releases Johnson halfway through the move and tosses him right into the rest of the Mid-West Mafia! Scarface takes the brunt of it and topples over Griffin and Antag on his way down.  

 

Now Mangler slides back into the ring. ‘I told you. Ten Fold!!’ Darke is on his feet, supporting himself on the ropes and Mangler charges with a clothesline from HELL! A split second longer and Darke would’ve been done, but Adam falls to the mat and drags the top rope down with him! Mangler flies over the top rope into ROM’s section and quickly gets to his feet. Slayer looks him up and down. Mangler smiles and says ‘You know, Johnson called your mother a dirty’ and before he can finish Johnson levels him with a clothesline from behind! Mangler smacks the rubber hard and ROM swarms in. All four Members start laying boots into the big mans back. Mangler is struggling to get up, but he keeps getting driven back down with the barrage of kicks. Finally, Scarface comes over, the voice of reason, and says ‘You about done with him?’  

 

 

 

Razor and Slayer look to their compatriots and only Assasin raises his hand. ‘Can I?’ He produces a tonfa. Scarface looks into the ring and GQ is only on point 5 out of 9 on how to properly call a lumberjack match, so Scary shrugs, ‘Why the heck not’. Assassin starts beating Mangler’s back with the tonfa. When he’s satisfied, ROM pick Mangler up and Slayer takes the tonfa, braces it around Mangler’s upper chest and pulls the man in.  

 

Now it’s the Mafia’s turn. Scary and Johnson start pummeling Mangler’s stomach while Slayer holds him in place. The man’s literally got a stomach of steel from his training, but this punishment is just too much for the seasoned fighter. After several blows you can see the pain creeping into his face. The members switch off and now Antag and Grif start raining blows into Mangler’s gut.  

 

A-Bob walks over and the Mafia men clear an opening. Mangler coughs and smiles asking ‘what’re you gonna do fat man?’ The A-Bob goes to kick Mangler in the groin, but he’s much too slow. Mangler easily sweeps the foot to the side with his left leg and A-Bob spins into the steel barrier and hits the mat hard. ‘Nice try @sshole.’  

 

 

 

Mangler’s looks like he’s done playing around as he reaches back and slams Slayer in the biscuit basket with his left fist. Slayer loosens his grip and Mangler hip tosses the Raider into Antag and Grif letting Mangler keep the deadly weapon. Mangler spins around and cracks the weapon over the Ass Man’s head, splintering it into a pile of toothpicks. Mangler looks down at him saying ‘Next time leave your toys at home!’ He plants a heel into the Ass Man’s chest for good measure.  

 

Razor capitalizes on this pause and takes Mangler down with a leg sweep. Scary and Johnson hit double elbow drops forcing Mangler to expel the air his chest. Grif and Antag back up now and grab the Mangled one. Double snap suplex!! Slayer, realizing he’s about to have a body slammed on top of him, raises his knees at the last second and OH MY GOD! Mangler gets suplexed onto Slayer’s knees!! For the first time this match Mangler screams in pain! Slayer rolls out from under him leaving Johnson to pick him up again.  

 

Mangler looks dazed now, but these lumberjacks don’t look like they’re going to stop. Johnson drags Mangler over to the steel stairs and drives his face into the top of them! And Again!!! Three! Four! FIVE!!! Johnson lifts Mangler head by his hair and the LR members face is covered in blood! Johnson grabs Mangler’s arm and pushes him away, spins, then whips Mangler back towards the stairs, swinging him low to put more force behind it. Mangler hits and the top half of the stack careens into the safety barrier.  

 

A Random fan shouts ‘Eddie Guerrero!!!!!’ What the heck was that aboot?  

 

Mangler shifts himself onto his rump and he’s grabbing at his right shoulder. The A-Bob has finally managed to recover and Scary asks him ‘Try again?’ A-Bob looks PISSED!  

 

Slayer scoops Mangler up, wrapping one of those big guns around Mangler’s throat. A-Bob throws a rabbit punch into Mangler’s jaw. A-Bob pulls his fist back, shaking it trying to take away the sting. Mangler moves his jaw from side to side, then laughs. A-Bob goes for the kick to the groin again, but Mangler angles his knee to block it. ‘Too slow FATTY’ Mangler says through a bloody smile. Slayer slackens his grip and slams an elbow into Mangler’s spine! Mangler drops to one knee only to have Slayer crack him in the back again with that elbow! Slayer hoists Mangler back up and locks the choke hold in good.  

 

A-Bob cocks his leg back, set, release….BOOM!!!!! Mangler gets a size 12 double wide directly to ‘Goliath’. I don’t make this stuff up folks. That’s what he calls it. Mangler falls over, clutching at his groin.  

 

The Russian, seeing his avenue of escape, steam rollers out from under the ring, over Mangler and straight up the ramp into the back. Mangler shakes his head and wobbles to his feet. Sitting on the ramp directly behind him is Webby. Mangler stares at the bottle, daring it to do something, but Webby, ever unflinching, gives away no motive. Mangler turns around to get back into the ring… ‘PLUNK’! - ‘OW!’ Mangler rubs the back of his head and turns around. ‘The f*ck!’ he observes the bottle bounce on the ground back into an upright position.  

 

Mangler again turns to get back into the ring only to get hit in the face with a baseball slide! Darke hits Mangler full on in the grill shooting him back into… Lookey here! ZIPLINE!!!! Ulti stands over Mangler’s again fallen form. He should just pull out a cot and stay there because he looks like the only way he’s getting out of here is via ambulance. Poof – out of nowhere GreyHayze Materializes – CINERATION!!!!! Mangler is kicking his feet covering his face in pain!!! Hold on… Ring ring, HELLO! Vlad off the top rope hits Fly By Night! He bounces off Mangler. Mangler is just plain laid out. Stick a fork in this man! Vlad calls to his crew to vacate, but Callisto throws another kick to the groin for good measure before heading away.  

 

They still aren’t done! Slayer – Drops him on the security rail. Ass Man – Ax kick to the spine! Razor – Grabs that bad right shoulder and swings him into the steel pole, then whips him towards NFH!! NFH – DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Mangler is down again and it’s the girls turn!!!  

 

Julie, Medusa, Ariel and the ever lovely Tara rising start laying some boots down on his back until Heather Storm calls them off. Heather bends over Mangler and sticks a note into his back pocket, slaps him on the @ss and says ‘Give that to Trik, would ya sweety?’  

 

 

 

Mangler pushes himself up to his knees and coughs up a puddle of blood. ‘Sure. No problem.’ Heather kicks him in the face for his efforts.  

 

Whoops! Looks like GQ is finished. The ref is looking at the action.  

 

By some force greater than I can explain, Mangler manages to get to his feet. What the hell? He’s walking back up the ramp, swatting at the air! Venom and Shadow give chase. They flank him and hit a DOUBLE RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Mangler’s head bounces hard off the ramp and his blond hair quickly turns red. Mangler curls into a ball and clutches his head as the ref begins to count him out. Not yet… not that easy. Venom and Shadow drag him back to the ring. Venom pushes the truly Mangled one into Shadows arms and venom lifts his legs. Venom turns to Mikey J –‘Watch this!’ Venom and Shadow begin to swing. One. Twoooooooo. Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.  

 

Release. Now has anyone seen the promo’s for Revenge of the Sith? How SICK does that look? I mean… Oh. Looks like A-Bobs back. A-Bob grabs his head set and turns to Johnny, ‘I haven’t had that much fun since the Christmas Party! Good job there Pope. Harder than it looks isn’t it? I hear ya on the Sith though. You know what I’m curious about? The new Hitchhiker’s Guide. I mean, the original was the worst’ – Here we go!!!  

 

Mangler crashes to the mat with the force of an elephant. The entire ring trembles under the force of that landing. GQ, the ref and Darke almost get knocked over by the ring shaking below them. “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!!!!” echoes from the tens of thousands of spectators! The brothers sure know how to toss a body!  

 

Mangler somehow pushes himself up again. His arms are trembling under his weight and a pool of blood is gathering under him. As he begins to crawl over to Darke all I can think of is a decrepit horror crawling out of a car wreck! He lurches, clutches Darke’s shirt and pulls Darke on top of him! Darke is trying to get up, but Mangler won’t release his vice grip! He’s trying to end this match! He’s TRYING to lose to end this punishment! It takes the ref a second to realize what’s happening, but he drops to the ground and counts –  

 

 

 

1…  

 

 

 

2……..  

 

At the last possible nano-second, Johnny grabs Darke’s good ankle and pulls him off. ‘Not over yet Mangler. Not till we say. It was a nice try, but I wrote the book don’cha know?’ Johnny giggles.  

 

Mangler struggles to his feet again! My GOD what is it going to take to keep this man down?!?!?! He’s drenched in his own blood like a Carrie parody and his vacant stare almost makes you feel sorry for him! Almost. Mangler’s eyes speak volumes. He just wants it to be over. To be rid of the lumberjacks he mocked.  

 

The A-Bob stands corrected – THIS is the worst beating I have ever seen! Guess that’ll learn Mr. Bigmouth!  

 

Adam, back on his feet, grabs his stunned foe and whips him into the ropes. Mangler bounces off and the Pontiff hooks Mangler’s ankle with his Papal staff. Mangler face plants into the mat. The ref turns, yelling at Johnny about interference. Darke elbow drops Mangler on the back of the head.  

 

CD looks at Johnny –  

 

 

 

………..  

 

‘I know, CD. He’s playing it straight.’ Johnny pulls out his Papal blowgun…Wait, WHAT? He shoots a dart into the Ref’s neck. The Ref looks over his shoulder, mutters something about not feeling well, then he too falls down.  

 

GQ yells ‘Quick! Someone get a sanctioned XAW ref down here now!!!’ Johnny points to CD and GQ shrugs. Wow! I don’t think I’ve seen a screw job this bad since Pocket Pal uploaded Trik’s Favorite Porn sites onto the internet!!! CD carefully gets into the ring, walks across it, then starts chatting up Tara. Man, is she fine or what?  

 

Johnny drags Mangler out to his side of the ring and a new wave of pain ensues. Marco, YRT and Johnny start ramming boots into Mangler’s injured back. Mario, the Enforcer Monkey slaps on an ankle lock!!! Who says monkeys can’t learn by seeing! Boooo-ya-ka-shaaaaa!!!!!!  

 

Mario really starts torqueing that ankle and Kidd X steps up to the plate. ‘Dis iz fore alwaz cheking mi dowhn tha garbage shoot!’ He smashes the mop hand over Mangler’s head!!! Mario releases his grip and switches to the other ankle! Johnny lifts Mangler and starts drowning him in the mop bucket, while Marco and YRT start kicking him in the sides.  

 

A crazed fan rushes down the aisle and hops the security gate! If that’s an LR member it’s over right now! Mangler took this beating for nothing. Wait! No!! It’s MAMA MANGLER!!!!  

 

“You leave my boy alone!!!” She takes her black purse and goes to work. Scary Dodges, Mikey J. in the stomach, Venom in the leg, Shadow in the ribs, Marco in the shoulder, Chaos… forgot about him, Chaos in the back… She kicks Mario of her poor son’s ankle. Mario screeches a sad little monkey screech, then starts scratching his behind. She’s about to take another swing when, ‘Your Holiness!’ The other wrestler’s are in the background holding their injuries and groaning.  

 

‘That’s not a normal purse is it?’ Johnny inquires. He gently ushers the purse away and looks inside. ‘It’s as I thought.’ He reaches in and pulls out…BRICK? How’d she get a hold of that thing? Johnny takes it and whispers something into Momma Mangler’s ear. She nods vigorously, then hands his Holiness a wad of cash. Johnny motions a blessing and Momma Mangler heads back over the railing, searching for her seat.  

 

Mangler is just out! He’s not moving at all! Grif walks over and surveys the damage. There’s blood everywhere. He yells to Chaos to clean it up. Chaos walks over, snatches up what’s left of Kidd X’s and gives Mangler a swift kick to the ribs. ‘Thanks a lot you Juggalo hatin’ bleeding little b!tch!’  

 

 

 

GQ walks over to Mangler and kneels beside him. He grabs Mangler’s blood matted hair, leans in close and whispers ‘Sorry son. We all had a little meeting and decided you needed to be taken down a peg. You guys are probably close to even now. May the best man win.’ GQ stands, wipes his hand off on Chaos’ shirt and calls the lumberjacks off.  

 

As they head out of the arena, Johnny levitates Mangler with his new Pope powers and drops him into the ring. Darke looks down at the man. He doesn’t even want to touch him! Darke slides his hands into his cuffs and rolls Mangler over with his palms.  

 

Darke rises, Johnny gives him the ‘thumbs up’ and Adam places his bad ankle on Mangler’s chest.  

 

CD stamps out the ‘ol 123.  

 

WINNER OF THE SECOND FALL – ADAM DARKE  

 

1-1  

 

 

 

 

 

3rd Fall – ‘No-holds Barred’ Submission match  

 

CD looks to JK. JK and Darke laugh and signal YRT to hit the ole bell. It sounds and Mangler springs to life wrenching that bad ankle on his chest!!!  

 

Darke goes down and Mangler adjusts himself to one knee. He’s twisting that ankle in a sick direction! Darke screams in pain. He’s struggling to crawl to the ropes. Mangler doesn’t notice and Darke gets the arm out catching the bottom line! Mangler is refusing to let go!!!!  

 

Cd starts yelling ‘……… ……..’ then accidentally hits Mangler with one of those arm casts and Mangler falls back. Darke is using the ropes for support. He’s on his feet, hobbling over to the downed Mangler. Mangler’s not moving again, but that proves nothing at this point. Darke helps the man up. Mangler gets to one knee and Darke fastens in a front face lock!!!  

 

Darke’s leaning back, trying his best to get enough pressure into the choke! Normally, it wouldn’t be legal, but as the stips would have it, he digs his forearm into Mangler’s throat!!! Mangler’s arms are flailing wildly. Mangler stops for a second and what’s this???? Mangler gets his other foot up, grabs Darke’s waist and flips him over! Oh MY GOD!!! Darke slams against the mat, but he’s not letting up on the hold! Mangler tries bridging himself, but to no avail! Mangler flops down and it seems he’s smothering Darke! Darke keeps the choke on, but Mangler’s back is crushing his head, so he lets go. Darke shimmies a bit and gets out. Mangler again is just lying there like a dead fish.  

 

Darke grabs the bloody LR member and flips him onto his stomach. WHAT!? I don’t believe this!! Darke just locked in the Camel clutch!!!! He’s pulling back the big man’s neck and sitting on that battered back of his! Mangler doesn’t even twitch!!! This one’s over!!!! CD comes over and lifts the arm once. DOWN!!!  

 

Twice! It drops!!!!  

 

Thrice!!!!! It, noooooooooooo!!!! Mangler doesn’t let the arm drop! Mangler reaches out and Grabs the rope. CD Doesn’t notice, Mangler doesn’t even notice he doesn’t notice. Mangler uses the ropes to right himself…Second rope… Darke is pulling Mangler’s neck with everything he has now!!! Third rope!!! HOLY SH!T Mangler gets all the way up and falls backwards onto Darke!!! Mangler slowly rolls off and Darke throws his arm to his back, rubbing the pain away!  

 

 

 

Darke and Mangler are on all fours. A good ref would probably be doing a ten count right now, but CD is checking out his nails. Darke Up first! He drop kicks Mangler and Mangler falls flat on his back with his head sticking out under the ropes. Darke straddles Mangler’s waist and NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It Can’t Be!!!!!  

 

THREE FINGER TEXAS TITTY TWISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

 

Darke squeezes and Mangler again screams in pain!!! He grabs hold of the ropes. He yells at CD! Nothing. Mangler has a hold on the ropes and I’m getting word CD is looking for his lost contact lens!  

 

Mangler is shaking his head! He screams again and covers his crimson face with his hands. ‘No, NO! Not like this’ Mangler bellows! He’s trying to use the ropes for leverage again, but before he gets far, Johnny pulls him back down. Johnny uses his Papal Staff to pin Mangler’s hanging neck against the canvass fold!!! Johnny is leaning down on it and this has to be it!!! Mangler has to tap!!  

 

Mangler lifts his hand, he’s going to tap! He HAS to!!! NO!!! He lets the hand fall on his chest. CD comes over to make sure he really is out and he doesn’t even lift his hand! CD lifts Mangler’s Index finger!!! I’ve NEVER seen that before!!! The index finger rises and falls once! Twice!!!!!! Thric…….NO!!!! It’s up!!! The index finger is up and wiggling!!! What will it take to keep this man down!!!!  

 

Darke squeezes in the Texas TT again!!!! Mangler doesn’t even react!  

 

Johnny is pushing down on Mangler’s throat with the staff and Mangler slides his hands out Under it! Mangler is trying to press the Staff off of himself!!!! He’s doing it! Oh my God, he’s doing it!!! Johnny looks perturbed as he’s now pressing all of his weight upon the staff and Mangler keeps pushing it up! Mangler pushes it out and back letting go. Johnny falls to the ground while Adam starts to look frightened.  

 

Darke is squeezing that titty with all his might and Mangler looks at his hands. SHOOOP!!!! OH MY GOD!!! Mangler’s hands shoot out and throw a DOUBLE TEXAS TITTY TWISTER ON DARKE!!!! Darke releases his, pulls away and staggers backwards onto his rump.  

 

Mangler stands up, a scarlet tragedy, and walks over to Darke. ‘I am the Sword of Righteousness. You will fall before my eyes.’  

 

 

 

Darke starts crawling back to the opposite corner. Johnny in the ring now and breaks the papal staff against Mangler’s back!!!! A piece ricochets off Mangler’s back and hits CD between the eyes! CD falls through the top and second rope to the mat outside. Mangler throws an elbow backwards and connects with Johnny’s nose sending him out through the opposite side of the ring.  

 

Here we are Mangler and Darke alone at last!!! Darke reaches out for the ropes and Mangler pulls him back in using that bad ankle!!!  

 

Mangler applies the ankle lock to Darke’s spoiled ankle and again says ‘I am the Sword of Righteousness, you will fall before my eyes!!!’ He’s something! This is insanity! This is unbelievable!!!!  

 

Darke cries out! Mangler drags him to the center of the ring where there’s no protection.  

 

And the LR watches in the locker room smiling, knowing Mangler will be champ.  

 

And the crowd holds their collective breaths.  

 

And the beer stands are now closed.  

 

And Mangler twists that ankle.  

 

And Darke clutches his face holding back tears of pain.  

 

And Johnny gets back into the ring.  

 

Mangler twists at an even more gruesome angle if one could be found. Darke raises his hand. Johnny hits Mangler. Mangler doesn’t notice. Darke raises his hand higher. Johnny starts to choke Mangler. Mangler says ‘I am the Sword of Righteousness and he must relinquish this belt. Do what you will Johnny for it will be repaid unto you ten fold.’  

 

 

 

Darke is about to tap. Johnny squeezes harder. Mangler’s eyes burn with fury. The LR are on the edge of their seats.  

 

DARKE TAPS OUT!!! DARKE TAPS OUT!!! Adam is slamming his hand furiously against the apron!!!! Mangler will not let go!!! Johnny continues to choke him, but Mangler will not let go!!! Darke is still tapping. Johnny looks for CD. CD is out on the mat. Mangler says ‘I will break it if I don’t get that belt!! He must relinquish it for forgiveness!!!!’  

 

 

 

Out of the back comes Vlad and Ulti!!!  

 

Mangler will not let that hold go!!! Darke still tapping!!! YRT starts ringing the bell feverishly. Ulti and Vlad hit the ring and the Behemoth pulls Mangler to his feet!!! He’s still got that ankle! Johnny and Vlad work together to break his grip. When they finally do, Ulti German’s him!!! Ulti, Vlad and Johnny are tossing even more boots on Mangler.  

 

Vlad goes to the top rope. WHAT THE HELL!!!!! ZIPLINE! ZIPLINE!!!!  

 

ULTI ALMOST TAKES JOHNNY KILLA’S HEAD OFF!!!! JOHNNY DOWN! VLAD…FLY BY NIGHT ONTO JOHNNY!!!!! Ulti picks Johnny up, gorilla press! Ulti walks him over to the edges and tosses him onto CD!!!!  

 

Vlad looks over the rope and smiles ‘Too bad Pope. Looks like he’s ours again!!!!! Guess he was just sick of being in a dead stable!’  

 

 

 

The LR is rushes down the ramp!! Vlad and Ulti take three point stances! Trik hops and over for a flying clothesline, but Ulti catches him and FALL AWAY SLAM!!! It hurls Trik to the back of the ring and he falls out right in front of me! The Drama and Leary hit the ring. Drama starts working Vlad with those deadly knife edge chops! WHOOOO!!! WHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!  

 

Ulti gets up but a split second too late. Leary kicks the Behemoth in the gut, spins him around and ACID HIT!!! Drama grabs Vlad! STOCKS AND BOMBS!!!!! Drama and Leary go to check on Mangler.  

 

Javex climbs to the top rope and the Dragon takes flight!  

 

Since we’ve got some time right now, I just got in the results of the Kentucky derby. Mike Smith won it riding Giacomo and was the second biggest under dog! At 50:1 to win the Kentucky Derby who can really tell the A-Bob with a straight face the horses are legit! AH! At least Steinbrenner’s nag didn’t show. F^ck that guy and F^ck the Yankees. I’m sorry… I shouldn’t use that language, but when it comes to the Bronx bombe…  

 

 

 

And Javex comes down!! Heart of the Dragon moonsault takes Vlad and Ulti back down!!!  

 

Javex hops up to check on Mangler as well. What’s to check? Mangler looks like he got tossed under a steam roller for crying out loud! Ulti and Vlad back up.  

 

Leary slams a fist into Ulti’s grill. Vlad pops Drama, Javex comes in and Ulti takes Leary and Javex down with a double Zipline. Johnny outside and not looking well. Mangler and Darke almost lying side by side. The LR and ED exchange blows!!!  

 

And Mangler states ‘You have fallen. You are free.’  

 



And Darke replies ‘I am the Right hand of God. I will never fall and will always be free.’  

 



And Mangler inquires ‘What hospital are you in? St. Lukes?’  

 



And Darke responds ‘Yeah. Room 404.’  

 



And Mangler questions ‘You like it?’  

 

 

 

And Darke advises ‘It’s got cable and Gaming hook-ups. It’s not too bad.’  

 

 

 

And Mangler ends ‘Nice. Maybe I’ll see you there’  

 

 

 

And Trik is up near Johnny.  

 

And Johnny pops him between the eyes with his “Father, Son and Holy Ghost Brass Knucks”. Trik Co? More like Pope CO!!!! Johnny grabs CD, taking off up the ramp.  

 

Security is coming from back! The paramedics are following. The LR and Eternal Darkness are tearing things up in the ring! Fists fly back and forth in cloud of confusion!  

 

It looks like a Dark Arts/Eternal Darkness reunion! If it is Darke just royally screwed the person who helped him succeed in this match!! Wait? Did he win? Darke tapped!!! Wait, there was no Ref! No call!!!!!!!!  

 

WINNER - ????????????????????????????  

 

Security is clearing the ring out so the paramedics can get the stretchers in. And that’s it for tonight people!  

 

Join us Thursday where you will see –  

 

Chaos/Venom vs. NFH (Tag Team Titles) 

 

Heather Storm vs. Claudia (Womens Title)  

 

And get a final decision on who is the rightful Heavyweight Champion!  

 

See you then!!!!!!
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D-TV Presents 

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BORN AGAIN 3/FINAL DESTINATION!!!!!!! 









There’s really a solemn atmosphere surrounding this whole gig tonight. People getting their tickets ripped. Fans waiting in line for beer, soda and popcorn and other concessions they can eat or throw. It looks like any other PPV unless you’re looking from where I’m sitting. 

The laughter is light, yet joyless. The beer is cold, but no matter how many sips you take; it just doesn’t seem to taste right. You sit down in your favorite section and the seat seems smaller, larger, colder, harder; it just feels different. 

They know. They know this is the last time they will ever come to this arena for what they love to see most. To see the sport they have been dedicated to since the arena opened its doors what seems forever-ago only to have it all end tonight, less that three hours from now. They know it’s the last time, but they can’t admit it to themselves or to each other. 

The lights go dim and the tron sparks up. On it, Born Again 3 stands in Black letters and white backing over Final Destination in white lettering and a very final, black background. 

Ecstasy of Gold, by Ennio Morricone, starts to play and slowly, we forget. 

The screen goes black, then the fun begins!!!! 

Pyro’s explode lighting the stadium red! More go off and there’s blue! It’s settled down now. A show… No, a tribute begins to play on the Tron. 

September to Remember 2002 – The Beginning of it all!!!! GQ Style’s starts it off at the top of the ramp mic in hand looking younger, eager, healthier. There’s a still shot of the original Underground in the ring! Followed by the Brain Trust then Cruel Joke! And here’s one for the centuries! The Lost Boys with Mike ‘The Man’ Johnson and Sean Rogers! 

It’s streaming now! Goodfella the first to wear the IC title, Steven Kult the first REAL person to wear the TV title for his first of a many times, Johnny Killa wins the first ever Heavy Weight title and he’s clutching it close to his breast. Sugar Stevens dons the first Hardcore strap and now Grace Joplin shows her sexy self off in the Diva’s Title. The Drama and Hostile 17 show off the Tag belts and there’s Chris Rayvon holding the Cruiserweight belt over his head. There’s even a shot of Mike Johnson holding the first US Championship belt, even though that came later. 

Words again – ‘Records have been set. Records have been broken. Faces have appeared and disappeared, but all have left their mark. Some good, some bad, but they can all say they were here.’ 

Metallica’s Unforgiven comes on and more clips – 

The Mailman, mouthing, ‘Paint it Black’ with his arm held high over his head and Juliet staring up at him. Marco Manners walking hand in hand with Mario the enforcer Monkey. Tommy St. Clair driving into the arena on his bike. Mangler and Leary exchanging fists. Vlad swinging down from the rafters. JVX taking his first of a thousand flights. Johnny and Billy the God Clown standing in front of the Big Top. Crimson WHOOPS!!! That one could’ve been used as evidence! Crimson twirling his mini wrecking ball. Goodfella relaxing behind his desk sipping his 50 year old scotch. Steven Kult with the first of many devastating chair-shots! Chris Rayvon appraising a sweaty, shirtless construction worker. Punk Rock Girl and Grace Joplin sitting in the shade of Goodfella’s gardens with Claudia looking down from her window, smiling, with a champagne glass full of a red liquid nestled between her hands. There’s a lovely shot of Monique and Sugar, hand in hand before a show. The Russian before his suit fell off feather by feather with Webby in his arm proclaiming to all that would listen ‘I am not Joey Lawrence.’ Matthew Kult standing with his arms folded across his chest. Lana, the first Drama Queen to make it, holding her women’s title. Ultimatum, a dark, imposing sort of fellow, starts roaming the halls. 

A pause before the final 3 seconds of the worst, the MOST BRUTAL beating ever in the XAW took place on a rookie named Kidd X. Every one got at least one shot in before triumphantly and in chorus bit him adieu with ‘Na Na Na Na… Na na na na…Hey HEY HEY! GOOOOOOOOOOD-BYEEEEEEEE! 

Iron Man with a double choke slam precedes the induction of Reeve Gordon, or rather Stung, who in turn was Krucifix and a host of other entities and incarnations all of which were sub par at best. 

Final still shot of the last battle between the Underground and the Surface Dwellers, the fight that brought down a federation. Drama picking himself off the ground as the winner of the first RRR and then there were none. 



We hoped. We waited and a breath before we had almost completely forgotten, it happened. We all got the letter to return. 

A countdown reel – 4 – 3- 2- 1- 

Tony Stark takes the reigns and then we have more shots - The Underground, each picture rotating in a new Member. New groups, new faces and new dreams. Goodfella becomes the XAW president. Javex becomes Alone. Matthew Kult makes waves as Alexander DeVoir. Sugar Stevens later becomes Adam Darke. Reeve transforms himself into an imposing piece of lint. Hizzle 1 Shizzle and the Hizzle-a-z-boy-2000 become inseparable. John Deere on his Mower, Crusher, @ss Bassoon… I mean Bass Monsoon making dazzling debuts and later becoming Crimso… They went on a field trip. Nothing to do with Crimson. The formation of Los Nemisis, Darke Arts, and reformation of the Lost Boys. Julie Simms ‘holds’ the Hardcore Title for one show. Scarface, lovingly known as Goodfella Light hits the ring with much success. Tara Rising rocks the fed becoming Woman’s champ, but was a force in all aspects, being the first woman to become a ‘true’ Hardcore Champion and defend the belt as well as a mixed Champion in the Tag Division. Leary Garcia wrestles Jesus Christ. Ghost Rider and Draven also come along and really shake stuff up! Razor being hung in the Hell in the Cell with Matthew in midkick form off the top rope! 

GQ Styles regained his Presidency. 

A full recrudesce had occurred. Life and most importantly, blood was flowing through the XAW again. 

A Third wave – RoM hits big with Razor and Slayer. They’re holding their tag belts and become the new wave of Tag-Champs. Assassin reaches behind his back to the general area of his buttocks and produces a tonfa. They brought with them Allie, Ariel and Medusa who’ve had limited success before deciding to stay behind the scenes. Triksta hits the scene, with a foul mouth and an eager heart. Grey Haze, the black magician, appears, offering his services where needed; Darke Arts. Callisto makes a big impact filling Tara’s shoes in her absence. Cerberus tries to take it to the limit one more time. Venom pops into the scene getting off to a rocky start, then was on his way to success until he started trying to slum with a juggalo. Hostile 17 defeats death to become a zombie king… I think that’s impressive!? 

Again, Reform – The Underground finally dissipates, only to have another force rise from the ashes – The Kult Compound! And again, there are men who try to achieve balance and the Libertine Regime is born. 

The last wave, the final wave begins as Darke joins the Kult compound. Darke Arts regroups to form Eternal Darkness. NFH, comprised of Griffin and Antagonist, appears followed by another fresh face, Heather Storm. NFH is made fun of mercilessly about their unknown acronym, until they upset RoM for the belts. Heather Storm is another queen of x-treme hopeful, but though she has had success, there wasn’t enough time for her to solidify her legacy. Trick also gets his butt kicked by Jesus. Hostile gets ‘Lost’. Shadow, how appropriate because from whence he came; he shortly returned. Legion appeared and though he is gone some say he still haunts these halls waiting patiently for another time to strike. Scarface, NFH, Mike Johnson, and Heather Storm, form Midwest Mafia and do their thing. Finally, Chaos the Clown shows up with some spare light bulbs. I don’t know why he thought they were necessary, but at least he wasn’t trying to sell Kirby’s. 

Until we meet here. Now. Eternal Darkness reforms with Adam Darke. The Kult Compound is ‘unofficially’ dead. The roster is dropping like flies. We have, my friends, reached the end………. 

The Tron clears and the speakers lower to that dull, almost soundless, unbearable hiss. The lights go up and all that’s left is the BA3/Final Destination glowing from the screen and a silent crowd waiting patiently. 

GQ walks out, not breaking the silence, but merely to open his final show. He taps the mic and here we go!!!!! 

“Ladies and Gentleman and of course all our superstars, A-Bob and YRT. We have reached our Final Destination.” 

“I apologize for my outburst on Thrashing. As Dave Chapelle would say, I was ‘Crying Like a bitch’ and though I don’t regret my show of emotion, I think it could’ve been done with more discretion. It’s just hard to watch something you built from the ground up, crumble before your very eyes. To see your dream, haze with the break of dawn.” 

“I am very grateful though for all of you who have made this dream a reality. My wrestler’s, their loyal fans and my staff; I love all of you and your efforts will never be forgotten.” 

“Without further delay, FINAL DESTINATION!!!!!!!!!” 

“Wait” GQ raises his hand to his ear. “Are you sure? OK. I apologize again, for the delay. YRT is having a little bit of trouble getting the banner and card to display.” 

What now? Can’t we get this over with already??????? Murmurs surf through the crowd. 

The Tron has a blue bar, flipping from BA3 to Final destination. Blindingly fast now… Slower, slooooooooooooooooower… BA3, FD……BA3………FD……… It stops on Born Again 3, and then the bar vanishes. Born Again 3 proudly expands to fill the Tron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

“Ladies and Gentleman!!!!! We are at BORN AGAIN 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 

WOW!!!! The crowd is roaring with the news!!!! Check out that! Two guys just jumped into each other’s arms and hugged! But not in a gay way…. More like a Viking way. 

“I have stated in the past that there were problems. I still can not disclose the details of these events until there is an official press release, but I can tell you this; the XAW is going under new ownership. While new management comes in to look things over, the Federation will be taking a short, paid vacation. We figure about a month should get the gears rolling again. Once this changeover takes place, we are guaranteed at LEAST a MONTH to show what we can do, otherwise, this place will be made into a different sporting venue.” 

“You hear me people!!!! We’re not dead yet!!!! Remember, in about a month or so, you’ll receive an official press docket explaining our new situation and from there we have a month, maybe two months MAX to show everyone we can do this!!!! If not, well, then you’ll be mowing lawns, or going back for your nursing degrees. And though my future here is still uncertain, I will always remain very proud and forever in your debt.” 

“NOW! Without further delay, I proudly present to you….BORN AGAIN 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 



THE CROWD IS ON THEIR FEET AND THEY’RE BALLISTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It dies down and now there’s just a standing ovation for GQ Styles; the man that started it all. A single tear blossoms in the corner of his eye. He waves, absently wipes the tear away and exits. 



Sound. Ginsburg reading ‘Howl’???? What the heck! Wait a second, someone’s playing the record backwards and is this weird or what people??? If you play the poem backwards, you have tonight’s card!!!! 



Claudia v. Heather Storm (Women’s Title) 

Scarface v. Cerberus (US Title) 

Slayer v. Webby (TV Title) 

Razor v. Ultimatum (Hardcore Title) 

Triksta (Owner of Tim Curry) v. Johnny Killa (aka Captain Pope-Tastic the First) 

NFH v. Joint Venture (Tag Team Titles) 

Assasin v. Vlad (Cruiser Weight Title) 

Mangler v. Darke (Heavy Weight Title) 

And your MAIN EVENT 

Javex Valerius v. Steven Kult (60 Minute Iron Man match) 





In the parking lot, Mike Johnson screeches into his spot. He gets out and slams the door muttering curses about Slayer and Webby and GQ being a total dickhead for screwing him like this. As he brings his rant to a close nearing the door, he sees a man and a woman leaning against a black BWW 740i. He gets closer and realizes they’re his parents! 

Mike runs over and they both give the big man a hug. Lady Red for all her rough edges sheds some tears and his dad has a smile from ear to ear. 

“I tried so hard to set you both free, only to find out I was a potential ‘hit’ on your list!” 

“We know Mike and we’re sorry. We were so entwined in a league with Mato Sato that we did everything in our power to keep you away and keep ourselves in situations that wouldn’t allow us to harm you. However, we came to thank your friend Scarface. The Midwest Mafia was somehow able to free us from our debts to Mato.” Mikey’s dad pulls away and bows his head to Mike. 

“Scarface? How though? If he had plans, I didn’t know about them”. Mikey kisses his mother’s cheek before slipping out of her grasp. 

“We don’t know Mike. Your father got a call on his cell one morning and it was Mato. He said ‘you’re free; your debts have transferred to another man. He goes by the name of Scarface and he is friends with your son. The conditions of this agreement can be disclosed by him personally, but the one I will tell you now is, do not EVER show your faces in Japan again.’ So we came as soon as we could. We know it’s a big night for you to Mikey! We can’t wait to see you wrestle.” 

“Yeah, I don’t know if that’s going to happen. I have to patch some things up before I even know what’s going on!” 

“We know Mikey. We know that you’re worthless and tonight will be your last night on here at the XAW. You will beg, but they will all tell you no.” 

“What was that Dad?” 

“I said good luck tonight and when it’s over, perhaps we could treat you and your friends to dinner. Sort of like a celebration and reunion.” 

“Jesus… I’m sorry dad. I thought… Never mind” 

Hi there. I don’t know if we’ve met, but you can call me Al. I’ll be with you for brief spurts of time. I’m going to make you promise to keep a secret and follow me behind the scenes of this story. You promise you can? Ok, then, I’ll tell you. 

We’re going to play a game of pretend. Won’t you play pretend with me? Just for Mikey’s sake. 



“We wish you luck son. When it’s all over we’re going to take you to your new home and maybe we can start over.” 

“We’ll see. I love you guys, but I think…” 

Mikey’s Dad is nodding understandingly. Nothing appears to be out of place here, but Mikey sees his dad’s eyes flash blood red his mom’s go black. Mikey blinks and it’s all back to normal. Pretending is fun isn’t it? 

“I, I’ll see you both after the show.” 

Mikey’s parents wish him luck and he’s off to speak to GQ. Lady Red takes the hand of her love and two rings clink together. They both have ruby’s the size of grapes, polished smooth and glinting in the faint neon lighting of the garage. I don’t know what that’s all about folks, but you don’t get those out of Cracker Jack boxes! 



"So Long", by Orgy hits and here comes the challenger for the Diva's Title, Claudia! She enters the stage and she has a look in her eye. She walks down the ramp and slides into the ring. She stands near the center and looks to the stage, ready. 

"Born to be Wild " by Steppenwolf and here comes Heather Storm. She raises her hands and waves to the crowd before offing the title and handing it to YRT. She slides in and the bell is rung. The match it seems is an Over the Top Battle Royal from what I've understood. 



Claudia v. Heather Storm (Women’s Title) 



The Diva's lock it up and Claudia gets a handful of hair. Heather screams and gets downed with a short arm clothesline. Claudia mounts her and starts slamming her head into the mat. The ref admonishing her and Claudia lets up and gets to her feet. Heather starts to stand and is helped up. She takes advantage of the situation and slaps the Blood Goddess in the chops. Claudia staggers and Irish whipped onto the ropes. Heather Storm on the ready, Hiptoss towards the ropes!!! 

Claudia landed on the ropes and hit the Blood Moonsault! Heather Storm is flattened face first! Claudia to the ropes. She is going aerial! Senton Bomb! Missed! Heather Storm rolled out the way just in time. Claudia grabbing at her ass in pain almost like she would if the A-bob attempted to slam his huge thingy straight in her... ANYWAYS! Heather to her feet. She pulls the Former Diva Champion up by her hair and pregnant dog slaps her all the way to Timbuktu! Claudia staggers back. Heather charges! Claudia ducks! AND HEATHER GOES OVER!!!!! 





BUT HAS THE ROPES! 



Claudia sees this and sinks her teeth into her fingers! The Champ lets go with one hand and is hanging on tightly with the other. Heather kicks Claudia in the girl thingy and she drops to her knees. You know, I often wonder why did they call it a girl thingy. Girl thingy really does sound like a disease if you think about it. Heather pulls her self up and so does Claudia. Both Diva's to their feet. They start swinging hard fists. Heather needs to get into that ring! Claudia is relentless as they trade blows. 

Claudia sends a headbutt between the eyes. Heather loosing her balance, Claudia grabs her head and drops bringing the neck to the ropes Heather bounces off AND SHE HIT THE FLOOR!!! This one is over folks! 

Winner of the match and New Champion, Claudia! 

Heather on her knees looks up, glaring at the new Champ. I don’t know folks but I don't think this is over after the break. 



Backstage, Mike walks into GQ’s office and it looks pretty bare. There’s bright white paint inside off-white borders where his pictures and accolades once hung. His XAW Hess truck is gone, even the new ant farm. He’s polishing a plaque and he puts down the rag noticing Mike. 

“Gene, I don’t know what the fuck you’re trying to do to me, but this is complete bullshit!!!” 

“I know Mikey and I apologize. I really wasn’t thinking straight the other night. Here’s what I’ll do, you can either hop in this match, or I’ll make your match with Scary and Cerby a three way dance for the title since it appears you also have a score to settle. How’s Little Zachary doing anyway?” 

Hi. Me again. GQ has in fact made a very reasonable offer in our minds, but what our dear Mikey explicitly heard GQ state was ‘I don’t give two shits about you Mike! No one ever has, no one ever will. You’re fired. DONE! The only thing you do here is waste everyone’s time! Get the hell out of my office and never show your face again. Your parents are outside waiting for you. I suggest you leave with them this instant before I REALLY lose my temper!!!!!’ 

“Well.” Johnson lowers his head and GQ goes back to getting that little speck off the plaque’s glass. “Well, I’m sorry Gene; I didn’t know you felt that way. I guess I’ll be going.” Mike heads out and GQ looks like confusion himself planted a big slap across his grill. He shrugs, and we’re back to the action!!! 



Scarface v. Ceberus (US Title) 



"Only the Strong Survive" by Flaw hits and here comes your resident Mobster. We know Scarface isn't the Master of holds but neither is Cerberus. Scarface has the book, 'Submission for Dummies' and is flipping through it. He gets to the ring and "Superbeast" by Rob Zombie begins to play. The Hell Hound looms from behind the curtains and steps down the ramp, title in hand. He hands it off and gets to the apron. Scarface isn't waiting and grabs the dog and hits a VERTICAL SUPLEX INTO THE RING!!! That's the bell. 

Both men up and Cerberus with an upper cut. Scary staggers back and Cerberus not stopping. He stalks the Mobster and slinks behind him. The Hound from Hellpicksa Scary up byt his ears! SCary trying to musclke his way through but it ain't happening.Scary starts to kick and his heel catches a knee hard. THe beast lets go and drops to his knee as Scarface staggers forward. Scarface turns around and gets Cerberus in position for a PEDIGREE! Cerberus is down. 

Scarface looking down at his opponent and grabs a leg. Looks like he is going for a submission move> He stops as he has Cerberus's leg and his leg entwined. He slips and falls forward and now both are screamin in pain! I Don't know what kind of leg lock that it, but it isn't a good one since it is hurting them both! Cerberus bucks a bit and they are freed. Both men rise and Scarface charges into the Hound. Cerberus sees this ahead of time and ACID DROP DDT! Cerberus up and he HOWLS? Is that a howl? Sounds like a bitch whimper. 

He pulls Scarface up and STUNNER!!! REVERSED! SCARFACE PUSHES HIM AWAY!!! Cerberus turns and gets clocked in the jaw. He leans agaisnt the ropes to stay up. Guess that one knocked something loose. Scarface unloads with rights and left all over, face , body, and all! Scarface grabs Cerberus by the throat. DOUBLE HAND CHOKE SLAM!!! No! Cerberus cought him with a hard left. Cerberus grabs the Mobster and CLOTHES LINE FROM HELL BABY! WOW! That almost took his head clear off! 

Cerberus on all fours and he moves on top of Scarface. 



WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!? 



CERBERUS LATCHES ON WITH VISCOUS BITE!!! HE JUST SANK HIS TEETH STRAIGHT DOWN INTO SCARY'S NUTS!!!! 

Scarface is screamin in pain folks! MY GOD! Cerberus really is twisted!!!the mobster looks like he's about to tab but sends multiple blows to his head. Cerberus head you sick freaks. Cerberus finally releases and Scarface passes out. 

Cerberus to his feet and he drags Scarface to the ropes. He climbs them and pulls Scary up. Is he going to use his own move agaisnt him? Scarface shakes the cobwebs out but I don't think he can walk after that wicked submission move. The twio trade a few punmches but Scarface gets the upper hand and Cerberus is almost off his balance! 





CONTRACT HIT ONTO THE OUTSIDE!!!!! 



The ref counting. 





1 







Both men seem out of it. 









2 









3 









4 









5 









Scarface stirs.... 













6 







7 









Cerberus stirs. Scarface grabs ahold of the apron. 





8 







Scarface pulls himself in. Cerberus to his feet. 





9 











Cerberus to the apron, he enters. 











WAIT! NO! SCARFACE SENT A KICK RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES BEFORE CERBERUS COULD GET INT!! 









10 



Winner of the match and new US Champion, Scarface!!! 



Backstage, Mike Johnson walks out of the building, head and shoulders hanging low. He has the gait of a man that has been beaten within an inch of his life mentally. He’s been through a lot this month folks and now for some reason, he just seems to have up and quit! 



But we know better. Don’t we? Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 

His parents are waiting for him by the car. Mike walks over and looks to his mom, her eyes black. No, green. 

“Well, it seems I’m no longer wanted here. Let’s just go home. I’m ready to go home with you and start over.” 

“That’s good Mikey. You know we love you and would never hurt you again. Hop in the car, Mike. We can’t take you home yet, remember, we have to speak with your friend before this is all over, but we’ll take a drive. Just blast the radio and flush it all away Mikey. It’ll be good for all of us. Then, once everything is done, we’ll take you home.” His father smiles and nods to Lady Red and they all enter the car. Back to it!!! 



Dawn of the Dead by Murderdolls starts this one off and Slayer walks down to the ring. Is it just the A-Bob, or does this guy look po’ed? He’s getting booed pretty good here folks and one fan in the front has a sign saying ‘Don’t feel bad, Webby Kicked my @ss too!!!’ Slayer runs over to the fan, grabs the sign, tears it into tiny bits, stomps on it, then pushes the stunned fan back into his seat! Oh man!!!! THEY’RE REAAAAALLY Booing NOW! 

Slayer hops in the ring and he’s looking to the top of the ramp. That damned bottle isn’t going to take him by surprise like he has to so many others. 

The Greatest American Hero pipes through and Slayer stares at the curtain. Silly Slayer, he’s right behind you!!! Slayer shrugs now, looks like Webby is a no show. He turns to the ref and WAIT!!! He’s sees Webby in the middle of the ring wearing HIS TV Title!!! 

Slayer rips the belt off of Webby and the bottle, ever stoic, isn’t fazed. Slayer looks at the bloody title and throws it to YRT. Slayer sets his gaze on Webby, pointing, says ‘You’re DEAD!’ and the bottle doesn’t seem to care. That’s the bell!!!! 



Slayer v. Webby (TV Title) 



Slayer’s motioning for Webby to make the first move, but the little bottle, master strategist, knows better. He stays in his place and gets a boot to the face for it! Webby bounces off the bottom rope, slingshotting himself back and THWACK! Slayer just took a bottle to the head! Slayer shakes it off and looks down at Webby again, who’s still upright, waiting for Slayer’s next move. Slayer dives on top of bottle and the ref counts one and stops. Slayer looks at the ref, and then notices Webby is staring him in the face!!! I don’t know how Webby does it, but it’s kind of unnerving if you ask me! Slayer smacks the mat, grabs Webby and TRAVESTY!!!! I don’t know what’s more disturbing now! Webby’s uncanny ability to never fall over or the fact Slayer just hit a devastating finisher on a Vodka Bottle!!!! 

WAIT!!!! THE RUSSIAN IS HERE! Is the Russian planning to unleash his fury by setting up for a little interference!? No, he’s not. It seems he made a wrong turn to the bathroom as he’s doing the pee pee dance in the chicken suit. He staggers back out. Looks like Webby’s all alone on this one! 

Slayer Covers!!!!! 



1………………………………… 





2……………………………………………………. 



Do we really need the theatrical tension here folks? Seriously…. 



3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 



Winner of the match and new TV Champion - SLAYER!!!!!! 



Slayer collects his belt and is about to offer some final thoughts to Webby when he notices the little bottle is already gone! Slayer shrugs and walks to the back. 



Looks like we’re taking this thing backstage folks!!! 



There’s Ultimatum!!! He walks towards the ramp, ready to beat him up some Razor tonight. 



BEEP!!! BEEP!!! 



RAZOR COMES FLYING AROUND THE CORNER, DRIVING A GOLF CART!! 

He hangs out the driver’s side, razor wire bat in hand. He swings at the now turning Ulty. The behemoth side steps, grabbing at the cart and redirecting it. Razor’s eyes go wide as the cart crashes into the wall, launching the challenger through the Plexiglas shield and into the wall. Ulty stalks over and grabs Razor by the back of his mask and pulls him to his feet. Razor swings upward with the bat and connects with Ulty’s gut. The Behemoth steps back, seeing the blood welling up from the where the bat hit him. His face goes even darker, if that’s even possible. A ref comes running into the area. Geez, the biggest PPV of the year and the ref shows up late. 



Razor v. Ultimatum (Hardcore title) 



The Phenom grunts and charges at Razor, who swings the bat at Ultimatum’s head. The Behemoth ducks and grabs Razor around the neck. 

Reverse DDT to the concrete! 

Blood starts to seep through Razor’s mask. Ulty grabs Razor, ripping him to his feet. He whips the challenger through a door. The camera pans in on the door. 

Bowels of the arena. 



HUH?!?!? 

We have bowels to the arena? Well, I guess Ulty DOES really hang out there. And that means that Razor could be in a world of hurt. 

Ultimatum crashes through the remains of the door but Razor is charging up the stairs, lead pipe in hand. He clobbers the champ in the grill, causing him to topple down the remaining stairs. Razor sprints down them, pipe raised over his head. He levels it over the fallen champ and swings. Ulty’s hands shoot up, catching the pipe. Razor can’t believe it! He rips the pipe free of Ulty’s grip but drops it. Ultimatum wraps a big paw around Razor’s neck and drags him over to a table. 

Someone smell gas? 

Ulty reaches into his pocket with his free hand, procuring a Crimson brand Zippo. He flicks it on and lights the table up. He drops the Zippo and raises Razor high into the air. 

END GAME THROUGH THE BURNING TABLE!! 

Welcome to Ulty’s playground of fun!!! 

Razor rolls out of the flames, still on fire. 

STOP, DROP, and ROLL!!! 

Razor extinguishes himself but Ulty is on him quick. Razor gets lifted in the air again by the throat, but this time, the masked man kicks Ult in the nads. Ulty drops him and doubles over in pain. Razor looks around for some kind of weapon, any kind of weapon. He finds a handkerchief. 



A handkerchief? 



The masked man smiles and I know he did because much of the mask is burned away. He sticks in his pocket and bulldogs the recovering Ultimatum to the concrete. He then drags Ulty over to the furnace. Razor reaches into his pocket and extracts the hankie and opens the furnace door. Flames lick at the air. Damn, it’s hot and I’m not even down there but I digress. Razor tosses Ulty headfirst into the doorway and slams the door on his head repeatedly. The smell of burning flesh permeates throughout the arena. Fans are actually vomiting in their seats and in other people’s seats. Anyway. 

Ulty back kicks Razor and flings himself back out of the furnace. Bits of his hair are burned away or smoking and his face is a contorted grimace of pain and fury, decorated with some rather nasty burns. Razor gets to his feet and grabs Ulty around the face, digging his fingers into the burns. Ultimatum screams in pain. He flings his hands up and grabs Razor around the face. The Phenom digs his fingers into Razor’s eyes until the masked man takes a step back. The Behemoth stands up at full height, towering over Razor. But the masked man isn’t intimidated. For what it’s worth, I am. 

The Phenom grabs Razor and flings him THROUGH the wall. Talk about shoddy craftsmanship. Ulty barrels through behind him, landing a flying knee drop to the chest of Razor. The masked man pushes Ulty to the side and stumbles to his feet, fighting to catch his breath. Ulty rolls and reaches out, trying to grab a hold of anything that can be used as a weapon. He reaches under a table and pulls out a kendo stick. Can anyone tell me what that’s doing down here? Anyone? Meh, nevermind. 

Ulty swings and connects with Razor’s noggin, splitting him open some more. Blood splashes against the wall in a gruesome spatter. Ulty raises the kendo to plaster Razor again, but the red man lashes out with a foot, collapsing the Phenom’s knee. Ulty falls to one knee and Razor lashes out again with his foot, taking the Behemoth to the floor. Razor gets to his feet slowly and pulls Ulty to his feet. He Irish whips him towards the wall but Ulty reverses. 

SHORT ARM ZIPLINE!!! 

Razor spins in the air, landing on his face. Ulty pulls him up. 

GORILLA PRESS SLAM!! 

Razor crashes through the smoldering remains of the table and Ulty pins. 



1..2..Kickout! 



Razor rolls to his left, elbowing Ulty between the eyes for good measure. He gets to his feet slowly, the back of his shirt black from the ashes and soot. Ulty is back to his feet as well. The two charge one another, colliding with such force that both of them fall to their feet. Ulty reaches out and grabs Razor by the face, sticking his fingers into his eyes. Razor claws at the Phenom’s hands, trying to free himself. Ulty just pushes harder. Razor yelps in pain and then furiously taps the floor. The ref calls for Ulty to let up and he does so. 



Winner of the match and STILL hardcore champion…Ultimatum!! 



We’re just driving now. Driving along playing pretend with Mike Johnson. His father, behind the wheel, turns the Eminem CD a little bit lower and asks Mike if he’s feeling a little bit better. Mike says he is, but he’s confused. Sad. He doesn’t know what he did or why this is all happening to him, but he’s beaten and he’s starting to accept it. His father nods solemnly and tells him ‘You know, the moment I first laid my eyes on you, the moment you sprang into the light and you opened your eyes and cried when the doctor spanked your bottom, I knew Mikey. I knew that you were a waste of a soul. You were going to drain us of our resources and our lives and for what? That’s right, nothing. You have never and will never achieve anything. I’m sick of worrying about your welfare, when I shouldn’t even care. So Mikey, tonight we’ll take care of all your problems.’ 

Mike looks at his father and only catches a glimpse of flowing, burning red eyes looking back at him through the rearview. Mike snaps out of it. He grabs his father and begins choking him from the back seat, but lets go and falls to the ground shortly after Lady Red slams the butt of a .45 caliber Smith & Wesson against the back of his head. The couple looks at each other and smiles. 



Trik V. Johnny 



"Epic" by Faith No More hits and here comes the Phreak! No pope hat, no robes, no followers, just Johnny Killa. He bounces in the ring and bounces off the ropes warming up for his match. "Headbustas" by Lil' scrappy hits and Tirksta bounces onto the stage and down the ramp. He slides into the ring and LEG DROP TO THE BACK OF HIS NECK! Guess we know why he has that PHD in Strategy. The one is underway as the bell rings 

Killa up and he starts stomping away at any body part that he can. He jerks Trik up and whips him into the ropes. Trik bounces back and JK stops in with a cymbol smash to the temples. Before he drops Johnny grabs the Thug and hits him with a Belly to Back Suplex. Johnny to his feet and Trik slowly rising. Johnny picks him up and Nails him with a RAVEPLEX! The Pheral Phox up yet again and Trik is looking bad. Johnny pulls Trik to his feet and the thug fights back with a few rights and a Irish Whip to the ropes. The Green haired Freak is back and DOWNED WITH A SPINEBUSTER! Trik to his feet and he helps his opponent up. 

CHICKENWING and a FACELOCK SUPLEX! Both men up again Trik to his feet first. BRAINBUSTER SUPLEX! Both men to their fewet agaisn with Trik being the faster. Trik grabs JK but JK aint having it and hits a Over the head Belly to Belly suplex! What the hell three different suplexes? Both men up again! Johnny Killa taking advantage CobraCLutch! WAIT COUBRA CLUTCH SUPLEX!! Both men slowing down! Both men up again. They charge, JK HITS A GUTWRENCH SUPLEX!!! Both men look alittle tired. Johnny is the one to rise... 



WAIT! What's this? Tim Curry has jumped from the crowd. He's on the apron and has gotten the Phreaks attention. The Phreak steps to him and laughs. 

"I'm not afraid of you anymore." 

Tim points behind him. Johnny ducks as the Skinny Masked man appears and attempts to clothsline him. He's not that stupid. The masked man turns and him and JK look each other down. The man pulls off his mask to reveal CARROT TOP!?!?!? The Phreak stares wide eyed in phear. Heh, I said phear not fear. Wait you can't hear the difference can you? Carrot Top jumps on top of the Phreak and punches him in the face. The Phreak staggers back and jumps out the way! TRIK SPEARS CARROT TOP!!!! 

The ref is ringing the bell! 

Winner by DQ, Johnny Killa! 



Whelp folks, we’re halfway through the card now and wait! Hero of the Day by Metallica starts to play as GQ Styles splits the curtains. In his right hand is an envelope, in his left, his mic. The crowd cheers boisterously. After a few minutes, they calm to a dull roar. Styles opens the envelope and smiles. 

"Ladies and Gentlemen, as you know, we are inducting more members into the XAW Hall of Fame. As far as the votes went, only one person made it in. Let me say that this man is long overdue in the XAW Hall of Fame. He is perhaps the greatest technical wrestler to ever step foot in this great federation, though there are others that would beg to differ. Regardless, he will forever be known as the FIRST champion EVER in the XAW. Whether you know him as Sugar Stevens or Adam Darke, he is now a member of the elite. He is an XAW Hall of Famer at long last." 

Adam comes out from behind the curtain, a look of uncertainty on his face. Never one to care what everyone thought about him, Darke definitely looks a bit surprised by this honor. Styles hands over a plaque to Adam and walks away, letting him enjoy his moment. 

Adam raises the plaque over his head and receives a standing ovation. He waves to the crowd and heads back stage. 



GQ comes back out and a couple of the house hands wheel out something large under a tarp. 

“You’re in for a real treat tonight folks! We have one of our former superstars returning tonight who’s going to perform a special trick. Under the tarp is a tank that’s too be used for one of the master’s tricks. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, a modified version of Harry Houdini’s ‘Water Torture Cell’ performed by Reeve!!!!!!” 

Reeve is being lowered from the rafters and he waves. I don’t think I’ve ever heard booing like this!!! This even tops the boos at Michael Moore’s Academy acceptance speech!!! Reeve doesn’t mind, he’s back in the spotlight. The hired hands remove the tarp and there’s a boxed plexiglass station on top of the water torture cell and Reeve is lowered into it. He stands on the platform, plexiglass surrounding him and about 5 feet over his head. He looks at GQ. 

“Well Reeve, in honor of all your great services, we’ll let you perform the trick you requested. However, I figured I’d spice it up a bit and the tank is filled not with water, but with shit. That’s right Reeve, septic waste, BUT THAT’S NOT ALL!!!! The platform you’re on is sort of like a dunk tank, as you’ll see the lever and the target if you look down and to the right and tonight, we have some very special people here with us to assist you. Please give a big round of applause for Mark Mulder and Jason Isringhausen.” 

Both men walk out from the back and wave their St. Louis caps to the crowd. GQ hands them each a baseball and sets them up. 

“Ok now, there’s only going to be two throws. If both of you miss, Reeve goes free. I know you don’t want to miss and disappoint this crowd. They’ve been waiting years for something like this!” 

Both men smile and Reeve is jumping, trying to climb out of this mess, but the plexiglass is just too high! He starts slamming himself into the walls, but the box is so tight and the tank is so bottom heavy, it doesn’t move. 

Mulder up first. He winds, he throws! MISS!!!! That’s one down and the crowd groans. 

Insringhausen up ‘to the plate’ and it’s all on his shoulders. He looks at the target, winds up and SCORE!!!!!!!!!! 

Reeve goes into the shit! Shit splashes all over the inside of the glass and some of it dribbles through the port for… what is that for?? I can’t believe this folks! Reeve has just been dunked into 100% Grade a shit!!!!! MY GOD DOES THAT STINK!!!! The A-bob can smell it over here and it’s not pleasant, but it doesn’t look like this crowd minds! Come on, seriously, between this and the flesh smell, could someone please turn on the Arena vents!? The crowd’s chanting ‘Holy Shit! Holy Shit! I don’t know about that…Wait a second!!! It IS!!! Johnny blessed that tank backstage!!!!! 

GQ grabs a metal plate and says, ‘Now, you can perform your trick’. He slides the plate in-between the top of the box and the plexiglass and Reeve is slamming his fists into the top of that thing! You can see his face pressing against the glass now, but it doesn’t look good for the kid right now! GQ signals for the help to wheel that thing out of the stadium. 

“Alright! If he gets out, which is extremely unlikely, we’ll give you an update, but for now, back to the action!!!! 



The Halloween theme begins and the former tag champs, and apparently the only number one contenders head to the ring with boos. The crowd does not like the transition these gentlemen have made and they’re making that clear folks! 

NFH hops in the ring and start slapping each other trying to get pumped up for what’s going to be the match of their lives. 

Touching Tongues by Vai introduces the tag champs and they bolt for the ring!!!! Both men drop their belts before sliding in and now all four men are exchanging fists!! Drama blasts Antag! Grif pops Leary in the kisser! Back and forth they go and the poor ref is just trying to get some semblance of order here. Finally the men split up and head to their respective corners. Leary in first for JV and Antag and Grif shoot it out. Antag in first and we’re off!!! 



New Found Honor v. Joint Venture (Tag Titles) 



Antagonist starts calling Leary out. These men have the size advantage in this match, so I don’t know how many power moves we’re going to see from JV here, but they are both veterans, so the A-Bob is sure there are plenty of tricks up those sleeves! 

They lock up! Antag uses his size to throw Leary into the turnbuckle. Leary smiles, runs out and Clothes-line! MISS!!! Antag ducks, but Leary doesn’t miss a beat as he halts hooks Antag’s head and drops the big man with a DDT!!! Antag’s holding his head and Drama looks like he’s going to pop in here. Nope! The ref starts sending him back and now they’re arguing. While all this is going on, Leary rolls Antagonist over and NO! He just punched the former tag champ in the throat!!! AGAIN!!!!!! Antag is on the ground choking and now Griffin tries to hop in! Drama points and the ref stops Griffin, pushing him back. Now Leary drags Antagonist over to his corner and picks him up. Drama holds Antag back by his throat and Leary drives a boot to Antag’s stomach!!! ANOTHER!!! LOW BLOW!!!! Leary just planted his boot into Antag’s secret garden!!!! Drama let’s go and Leary takes the reigns again a split second before the ref turns back around. Looks like it’s going to be one of these matches folks! 

Leary picks Antag up and whips him towards the ropes. Antag hits, but Drama’s got his elbow there!!! Antag grabs the back of his head and stumbles towards Leary. Leary sets him up for the Acid hit and wait… YES!!!!! He gets the man up and slams him back down on that big noggin of his!!!! Leary drags Antag over to his corner and tags in the D man. Leary hoists Antag up while Drama climbs to the top rope, smacks his elbow and drops a big elbow right on top of Antagonist’s head again!!!! Antag just crumbles to the ground. Griffin goes to save his partner again, but the ref orders him to get back. Leary picks Antag up for the power bomb, but on the way down, Drama grabs Antag’s shoulders and MY GOD!!!! WHAT AN IMPACT!!!!! Antag took a huge hit with that superbomb!!! The whole freakin’ ring bounced! You would think by now, Griffin would not try to get in when the ref is paying attention. That hit right there just cost them the match if you ask me! 

Leary slides out and Drama goes to the top rope again. CURTAIN CALL!!!!! HE MISSES!!!!!! Antag rolls out of the way!!! Drama is down now, rolling in pain. Antag is crawling over to his corner. Leary extending his hand. Drama inches away starts to move. Antag is almost there!!!!! Drama tags! Leary runs across the ring!!! Antag stretches!!!! He’s got itnooooooooo!!!!!!!! Leary grabs his leg and pulls him back to the center of the ring!!!! 

Leary walks back over to Griffin. “You thought it was going to be that easy didn’t you punk? We owe you for that hallway bit you pulled, but here’s a little taste of what you’re going to get.” Leary slaps Griffin hard across the face!!!! Griffin getting under the ropes now and Leary turns his back on him, knowing full well what’s coming next. The ref blocks Griffin and pushes him back into his corner. Griffin raises his fist, but he doesn’t want to get disqualified. 

Meanwhile, Leary picks up Antag. HITS FROM THE BONG!!!!! He goes for the second one, but can’t get the big man back up, but wait! Drama on the top rope again!!!! CURTAIN CALL!!!! Drama HITS!!!!!! He quickly rolls out of the ring and wouldn’t you know it, as soon as he’s out, the ref turns back around. These guys have it down to a science I tell ya!!! 

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Griffin breaks it up. He boots Leary again for good measure. Leary up now, he starts arguing with Griffin and the ref starts yelling at both of them. Drama back in!!!! Drama has his cane!!!!!! Drama hits Antag in the stomach, once!!!! Twice!!!!!! The crowds counting, THREE!!!!! FOUR!!!!!!!! Now, you would think the crowd counting for no apparent reason would cause the ref to look at what’s going on. Weird huh? On five Drama nails Antag on the top of his head!!!! Again Drama slides out and Leary walks away from Griffin going for the pin on Antag again. 





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Again, Griffin breaks it up. Leary says ‘You want in so bad? Here! He drags Antag back over to NFH’s corner and waits for Griffin to tag himself in. This is a massacre here people. Both men in Joint Venture fresh and one half of NFH out cold. Not good. Say it again people… Not good. 

Griffin just gets super pissed by this arrogant move! He tags himself in and CLOTHELINE ON LEARY!!!! Drama runs in! Dropkick on Drama!!!! And Another on Leary! Another on Drama!!! He picks Drama up and hurls him through the ropes!!! He pulls a move out of his partner’s playbook and hits a big knee drop on Leary’s head!!! He picks Leary up. FURY’S EDGE!!!!!!! Leary ducks!! He takes Griffin down with one of his partner’s moves!!! Diamond cutter!!!!!!! Looks like that took the wind out of Grif! He’s down clutching his head now. Leary slowly helps Griffin to his feet, LOW BLOW!!!!! Leary just got popped in the flower child!!!!! Leary goes to one knee and FURY’S EDGE!!!!! HE GETS IT!!!! Leary gets kicked back hard and his head bounces off the mat. Drama comes back in now, but wait!!!! It looks like Antagonist got his senses back!!!! Drama runs over to Grif, sidestepping the ref, but DROP TOE HOLD!!!!! Antag pulled that one from nowhere and Drama now face plants!!!! 

Both men in NFH up now. Antagonist picks up Leary, Grif gets Drama to his feet. ANTAGONIST DROP!!!!!!! Leary gets nailed with that one and Griffin again!!!! FURY’S EDGE!!!! FURY’S EDGE!!!!! NO!!!! Drama’s not done!!! He’s been in the match for like two minutes Griffin!!! Drama sidestepped the kick and STOCKS AND BOMBS!!!!! Drama plants Griffin into the mat!!!! Drama up, Antag up and Drama runs in hitting those knife edge chops and the crowd goes nuts!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! 

WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!! 

He’s worked him into the turnbuckle now and he hits a third, a fourth a fifth!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Drama sets Antag up!!! Standing…NO!!!! Antag pushes Drama away spiraling him right back into Leary!!!! Both men down. The ref is trying to restore some order here and folks, I gotta tell ya, I’m not even sure who the legal man is anymore!!!! My mind wanders when I think about chicken. I apologize for that! 

Again Antag and Griffin dig deep. They’ve lasted a lot longer than I would’ve figure them to, but enough of that!!!! Antag sets up Drama for the Antagonist Drop, Grif…Again with Fury’s Edge as he’s following Leary’s movements to right himself. 

Drama gets an arm out and REVERSE!!!!! Antag had him locked in, but Drama hoists the bigger man and STANDING OVATION!!!! MY GOD!!!!!!! Antag down!!!! Griffin, FURY’S EDGE!!!!! HE HITS!!!!!! Leary down again, but Drama comes from behind! STANDING OVATION ON GRIFFIN!!!!! GRIFFIN DOWN!!!! ANTAG DOWN!!!!!! LEARY….LEARY PULLING OUT HIS ‘WE GOT THIS BITCH SEALED’ JOINT!!!!!! 

Drama keeps sending kicks to Antag keeping him down. Leary rolls over for the pin on Griffin, the joint dangling. 







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THAT’S THE MATCH FOLKS!!!!! The veteran’s just had more working for them in this one!!!! 



Winner and still Tag Champions – Joint Venture 



Leary takes a huge drag off that thing and blows the smoke right into Griffin’s face. “Maybe next time son, but get a hundred more years of training.” Leary and Drama laugh, collect their belts and head to the back. Antag and Grif just glare back at them. This one doesn’t appear to be a dead issue just yet folks!!!! 



Once again, Hero of the Day starts to play and GQ makes his way from backstage as a battered NFH pass him. GQ calls for the crowd to quiet down. 

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have another announcement. The Board and I have talked and decided that Adam Darke will not go into the Hall of Fame alone. We will be inducting another man that personified what it was to be in the XAW. It was widely considered that Javex Valerius was the heart and soul of the XAW but this man was as close to that as one could be. This man laid his body on the line for your enjoyment on many occasions and helped put the XAW on the map. He is one third of the Hardcore Trinity. He is Crimson!" 

Imperial March by Metallica starts to play and out walks the Conflagrant Hero. He waves his hands to the crowd and accepts his plaque, honoring him as part of the XAW Hall of Fame. 

Let A-Bob go on record as saying it's a long time coming that both of these men are in the Hall of Fame. They helped make the XAW what it was and now they will forever be remembered as such. The A-Bob is getting a little choked up and I'm not an emotional person. Aw f#ck it. Give them both a giant hand. 

“We’ve also got one more award to give out tonight folks. We had a small celebration at the end a Massacre, but here for posterity, I am proud to present VLAD with a plaque commemorating a Hundred wins.” 

Not Meant for me kicks in and Vlad comes out of the back. He takes his award, shakes GQ’s hand and… Shouldn’t he just stay out here? He’s up next right? Do I have to digress again? Fine, but don’t say I didn’t warn you. GQ standing in the middle of both men, takes their hands and raises them high. Again, the crowd is on their feet! I haven’t seen this many standing ovations since Drama wrestled Reeve!!! DAMMIT!!!! You made me digress again!!!!!! All three men head to the back. I guess we have a little time before the next match so, serious question…. 

Is it just me or is Jared’s Subway gig the sweetest gig in the world? I may be fat, but I’m a handsome fella! He’s this big dork who lost weight eating Subway subs??? Bullshit, the A-Bob says! Check that man’s system for crack cocaine or smack or something!! Meanwhile he makes all this money making commercials, but I can tell you, Subway definitely has a crack team heading up their marketing campaigns. I saw a commercial today and Subway was claiming to have doubled their menu because now you can get all sandwiches toasted or untoasted!!!!!! If the best thing your marketing department can come up with to double the menu is by heating your sandwiches god help you!!! The next thing you know Quickie Marts will have 1300 types of subs because of everything you can put on them! WHEN DOES IT ALL END!!!!!!!????????????????????????? Whoops! Back to the action. 



Assassin v. Vlad ( World Cruiserweight Title) 



"The Ripper" by Judas Preist and out walks that whacko son of a bitch, Assassin. He smiles to much really! It annoys me! How can someone be so happy all the time? He enters the ring just as "Not Meant for Me" by Wayne Static hits. Assassin looks for his opponent but nothing? What the hell? The lights went out. I can't see anything! They come back on and Assassin and Vlad are in the ring staring each other down. Assassin smiles and Vlad so does Vlad right before nailing him in the kisser! Thank you lord! And theres the bell. 

Assassin staggers back. Vlad ccharges and gets dropped with a drop toe hold. Both men up. Assassin whips Vlad to the Turnbuckle. Assassin charges. BULLETS TO THE TURNBUCKLE!!! Vlad sidestepped that one quickly. Vlad grabs Assassin by his legsand pulls him to the mat. He doesn't let go of the legs and flips him upside down and wraps his legs on the top ropes. Wait, Tree of Woe!?!? Assassin smiles at Vlad and starts doing modified situps? He comes up one to many times and meets an elbow to his face. Vlad to his feet and he starts with a barrage of kicks on the Ass Man. Assassin triesd to block them but not doing so well. Vlad backs up and runs and RUNNING DROPKICK ! Assassin is in pain! He frees one leg but Vlad aint done yet! He locks in the Mandible Claw and Assassin is choking! 

He gets smart with his free foot and slams it to Vlads skull! Vlad backs off and Assassin frees his leg. Vlad pulls him to his feet. He sets him up IMPALER!!! The cover. 



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Assassin isn't done yet! Vlad gets up. TO THE ROPES! SPRINGBOARD BLOOD MOONSAULT!!! ONTO KNEES!!! Assassin saw it coming! Vlad grabbing his ribs! both men slow to recover. Vlad to his feet now! BULLETS TO THE RIBS!!!! Assassin pulled that oput his ass! And it was a good strategy too! Assassin trying to get to his feet. He does and he grabs Vlads feet. Catapault to the robes! A kippup! ONE SHOT TWO KILLS!!! Assassin taking advantage of the momentum locks in the Sharpshooter! Vlad screams in pain! He looks up and sees the robes! THey are in reaching distance! He reaches out and grabs them! Assassin releases and he makes a flipping motion to the crowd! They cheer and Vlad gets to his feet! Assassin runs past him and 420 SPRINGBOARD DDT!!!! Cover 



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HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE HELL!?!? 



ASSASSIN JUST HAD A BLOW OUT!!! REALLY!!! THE SEAT OF HIS PANTS JUST BLEW OUT!!! WE CAN SEE HIS ASS!!!! A GREEN MIST SHOT OUT AS WELL! VLAD IS COVERED WITH IT! SO IS ASSASSIN's ASS CHEECKS! ASSASSIN IS RUNNING AROUND GRABBING AT HIS ASSHOLE!!! He bounces around and ends upo on the top rope Vlad seems blinded. He opens his eyes and POINT BLANK!!!!!! Assassin covers! 



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Vlad wants to retain that title! Assassin shakes his head. Assassin up and he leans on the ropes looking out. Guess he doesn't know what else to do. Someone cover his ass! Please? VLAD IS UP!! Assassin doesn't realize it! Vlad Turns him around Asssasisn is shocked! IMPLAER!!!! 

Vlad to his feet! He runs to the corner! FLY BY NIGHT!!! He covers!!! 



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Lights, Sirens, SOBER! Mangler walks down to the ring with a mask of determination. He climbs the stairs, bows to the boos and relaxes in the far corner leaning against the turnbuckles. He has tight wraps over those hands, covering the Frankenstein stitches. 



The Kid’s Aren’t Alright slips over the mean bass line and Darke walks stiffly out, hand hovering over the guard rail in case he falters. He’s got the belt and a Mic in hand, flanked by GQ. Mangler hops to attention, puts his hands on his hips and just stares at both men. This can’t be good. 



Mangler v. Darke (Heavy Weight Title) 



Darke and GQ climb into the ring to some cheers. Darke gets face to face with Mangler and begins – 

“Mangler, we’ve been through a lot these past couple months. Too much for any sane person, one might say. We through an hour of hell in our Iron man match only to wrestle to a 0-0 draw. We did our best of three last month, and again, no declared winner. You hurt me pretty bad in these months. More so than I think even GQ was aware. Everyone wonders why I was absent, well I’ll tell you. I’ve been getting physical therapy for my ankle and if everything doesn’t work out, I might need an operation. I ‘can’ wrestle you tonight, but I don’t want to risk a career ending injury. So Mangler, since you’re the one that’s been fighting so hard and since you’re the only one who’s pushed me to my limits in a long time, I think you’re the only worthy person to have this belt. With GQ’s permission, it’s yours to defend after the break.” 

GQ nods and Adam places the belt over Mangler’s shoulder. 

“I understand this might not have been how you wanted it, but I need some time to get my ankle right, and some time to reflect. I’ve gone off my path and I need to find my way to be fully healed.” 

Mangler rips the mic from Darke’s hand and pulls the belt from his shoulder. 

“You’re right Darke, this isn’t the way I wanted it, but someone’s got to defend it and it honors me that you think I’m up to the job, man. Just know you’re a great champion, now a Hall of Famer and one of the last true professional’s in this business. I accept this belt on one condition. If I still have it when you return, you get a shot any time you want, no matter what they do to the rankings.” 

Darke nods and Mangler grabs his right hand and raises it. Both men, arms held high, get another standing ovation. Hero of the day plays them all out. 

Match – No Match 

New Heavy Weight Champion 

by bequeathment, 

MANGLER!!!! 

Here we are again, just you and I. The BMW pulls off the road into the woods. It drives a good stretch to an opening deep inside of nowhere and they stop. Mike’s parents help him out of the car and drop him face first onto the warm soil. Lady Red slaps him hard across the face and Mike slowly opens his eyes. It dawns on him where he is and what has happened to him and he goes for a strike. His father simply kicks his feet out from under him and aims the gun. 

‘Get on your knees Mikey. It’s over for you. All over. Soon you will be free.’ He hands the gun to Lady Red who aims it, keeping Mikey in place. 

‘Son, I gave you life and you did nothing with it. For that sin alone you should beg for OUR forgiveness, not the other way around. I gave you life my precious boy and now I will take it away’. 

Mikey, on his knees as if praying at some sort of sick ritual, looks into his mothers eyes. Black, as is her heart at this moment. Mike notices her ring. It’s beautiful, but foul. Tainted. Evil. He sees his father, eyes red and smiling, wearing the same piece of jewelry. He wants to tell them that the rings are evil. That Cerberus is controlling them and if they just took them off, everything would go back to normal. He wanted to ask how they got them, why they accepted them. He wanted to say I love you, please don’t do this. He wanted it all to go away, but not like this. All these thoughts, a mile a second flowed through his mind. He decided what he would say. He opened his mouth to speak. 

A flash of light, the sound of a single cannon and a wisp of smoke all emitted through the barrel of the gun. 

Mike’s head lurches back and he flops over on his side. Not face down and pretty like in movies, but what would really happen if bullet of a .45 was sent through your skull. 

Lady Red lowers the gun. Her hand is shaking uncontrollably. She’s petrified of what she’s done, but it was necessary. It was commanded of her. 

‘It’s done.’ Mike’s dad says. ‘Let’s go home.’ He takes Lady Red’s hand and they get back into the car. He starts it and flooring the gas pedal, dirt is sent all over Mike’s face and body. It sticks, wet with blood, to his head. 

Wasn’t that fun? I like to play pretend, but I admit, I wasn’t being forthright with you. This is real and you’re the only people who know about it. Don’t bother looking. You won’t find him. He’ll be there for days, weeks, months. The crow’s may find him and use his eyes for appetizers, before they eat his tongue, before again, they start picking at his head wound for the sweet meat, his brain. They maybe wolves will find him and pick his bones clean, or maybe a hunter’s dog will find the mess that used to be a man. An athlete. A son. 

Remember, you promised. Keep it a secret. 



We’re backstage now with our new interviewer Gregory Hall. How appropriate! Hall, Hall! Get it? Yeah, see me stretch, hear me groan. Maybe I should take a comedy workshop or something cause these jokes are stillborn I tell ya! 

Gregory, very tall, very thin and with glasses has cornered none other than Javex Valerius!!! 

“Javex, I just want to get your thoughts on your match tonight” 

“Sure thing skinny minny. You really should have a protein shake or something man. You know, this is a HUGE deal tonight. The buzz is in the air, the electricity is here, and best of all - Valerius and Kult in an IRON MAN MATCH?! WOOOO! 60 MINUTES of pure-non-stop technical BRILLIANCE my friends. THIS IS XAW!" 

Greg nods in attention and you can hear the crowd cheering in the background. 

"That being said...this ain't the last you're gonna hear of XAW, we know that for SURE! And I know you're THRILLED about that!" 

“You bet I am Javex. I just got this gig and thirteen kids to feed. I think my wife is cheating on me, the head gasket on my Geo Metro blew, I found out that my house shouldn’t even be standing because of termite damage. I just need the money my man. But yes, I’m Thrilled!” 

“Well...I'm thrilled too. Just as thrilled as everyone else. So then, TONIGHT! I'm gonna make this a night to remember! Because, Steven's gonna be back, XAW's gonna be back, but me?" Javex grins at the interviewer, "Tonight...well, tonight is the last flight of the Dragon. Take pictures. Remember this moment. You'll tell your kids about this for YEARS. OH!!! And tell your wife I said hi.” 

“You betcha Jav…Wait, what?” 

“Nothing!” Javex says laughingly as he heads to the ring. 



“A Night to remember folks. You heard it here!” 



And now for your main event. The following two men need no introduction. One of them has been repeatedly called the heart and soul of the XAW. He is the high flyer that all high flyers aspire to be. The other is a technical wizard. He is known by several monikers. Both are Hall of Famers and legends and tonight, they share the ring for the last time. 



I AM… 



I AM… 



I AM… 



THE DEITIES DRAGON!! Roars the crowd. Papercut starts to play as black light dragons fly around the darkened arena as the one and only Javex Valerius sprints to the ring. He slides in and mounts the turnbuckle, raising his hand in the air. He hops down and does the same in thing to the other turnbuckles in succession. 



The arena goes black as Highway to Hell starts to play. Standing at the top of the ramp is the Triumph of Technicality, the Deacon of Devastation, the Master of Disaster, Llama of the Ladder, the one, the only, Steven Kult!! He saunters to the ring, sliding in. He walks up to Javex and immediately starts talking his smack. The Dragon smiles. The ref calls for the bell and off we go. 



Javex Valerius v. Steven Kult (60 minute Iron Man match) 

60:00 



The two former champions circle the ring, daring each other to make the first move. Javex feints in but Kult doesn’t move. He fires an overhand right at the Dragon but Javex ducks underneath and kicks him in the back of the right knee. Kult stumbles but doesn’t fall. Javex darts in quickly, hitting a Russian leg sweep. Kult rolls to the side and hops to his feet and charges. Javex hits a hip toss. Kult pops up and gets taken down with another hip toss. Javex runs the ropes as Steven gets to his feet. The Dragon takes flight, attempting a cross body. Kult catches him and in one fluid motion sends the Dragon careening to the other side of the ring with a fall away slam. Javex lands on his feet!!! 



GLORIA POR DOLOR!!! 



KULT DUCKS!!! 



He catches the leg of Javex but the Dragon moves quickly. He attempts an enziguri but again, Kult ducks underneath him. Steven moves quickly, grabbing Javex around the neck. 



Kult Killings!!! 



He goes for the pin but the Dragon kicks out before one. Javex stumbles to his feet and Steven starts to run the ropes. He charges at Valerius but Javex hits a drop toe hold. Kult’s face collides with the mat hard but he manages to get to his feet. Javex springboards off the ropes. 



JVX CLOTHESLINE!! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE CLOTHESLINE THAT WAS!! FRIGGIN OUTSTANDING!!! 



He hits Steven head on. Kult pinwheels backwards and topples over the ropes. Javex slingshots himself over, but Kult gets his knees up. Javex rolls over in pain. Steven pulls himself up with the security railing. He stumbles over to Javex and picks him up, hefting him over his shoulders. Kult gets a running start. 



POWERSLAM INTO THE STAIRS!! 



The ref screams at Kult, trying to get him back into the ring. He starts the count. Kult shrugs and grabs Javex by his hair and tosses him into the ring. He slides in behind him and covers. 



1..2..3! 



Steven Kult. 



43:21 



Steven holds the pin longer, trying to get a cheap fall. 



1..2..Kickout! 



Kult nods in appreciation and pulls Javex to his feet. Javex head butts him between the eyes and slides in behind him. 



CALL OF THE DEITY!!! 



Kult swings his arms in circles trying to get the Dragon to let up. Javex has that determined look in his eye. Kult falls to one knee, fading. The ref goes through the motions and on the third drop of Steven’s arm, calls for the bell. 



All square. 



Javex gets to his feet and falls into the corner, trying to catch his breath. He should be trying to pin while SAK is unconscious but that’s not the way the Dragon works I guess. A-Bob is impressed. Steven starts to stir and crawls over to the ropes, pulling himself to his feet. Javex walks over to him slowly. 



ALONE IN THE DARKNESS!! 



He covers, 



1..2..SAK gets a shoulder up! 



Javex smirks and pulls SAK to his feet. He whips him into the ropes and dropkicks Steven to the ground. Javex tries a standing senton but SAK rolls out of the way. Javex hits hard as SAK struggles to his feet. We’re barely into this match and both men look wiped. 



37:18 



SAK makes his way to Javex and pulls him up. 



SAK FU!! 



Javex gets planted. Kult rolls him over and pins, propping his feet on the ropes. 



1..2..KICKOUT!! 



Kult can’t believe it. Javex slides out of the ring and Kult stands by watching him. The Dragon grabs a chair and slides back into the ring. He levels it at Kult and takes a swing but SAK ducks. The chair slams into the ropes and ricochets backwards, striking him in the face. Javex drops the chair and then does a face plant. SAK pulls him to his feet and drags him over to the turnbuckle, slamming his face into all three levels before dropping him to the mat. Javex lays there, motionless. Blood starts to pool underneath him. SAK pulls him to his feet and whips him towards the ropes. 



Reverse!! 



STANDING OVATION FROM JAVEX!!! 



With what appears to be his second wind, Javex hits the top turnbuckle and leaps into the air. 



FLY BY NIGHT!!! 



JAVEX IS USING OTHER PEOPLE’S MOVES!! 



SAK is still on the mat, writhing in pain. Javex pulls him to his feet. 



DRAGONRANNA!! 



He pulls SAK up and hits a Dragon Suplex! SAK is in a bad way right now. Javex goes for the pin. 



1..2..3! 



Javex leads 2-1 



The Dragon hops to his feet, hamming it up for the crowd. Kult grabs him from behind by the tights and rolls him up. 



1..2..3! 



2-2. All Sqaure. 



25:52 

Kult seems to be trying to one up Javex at every turn. Pins and submissions are coming quickly. SAK grabs the ropes and pulls himself up. Javex pushes himself up and the two combatants meet in the center of the ring. SAK blasts him with a stiff right. Javex returns with a knife edge chop to the chest. The exchange them again and again. SAK stumbles backwards and Javex falls to one knee. The Franchise hops into the air, dropping a knee to the top of Javex’s melon. The Dragon topples to the mat and SAK pulls him back up. 

DISENFRANCHISED!!! 

Javex screams in pain as the crossface is locked in. He reaches for the ropes and grabs on but SAK won’t let up. The ref pulls Big Stevie Cool off of Javex and the Dragon crumples to the mat again. SAK makes a beeline for him and rips him to his feet. Javex takes him down and slaps on an ankle lock. 

SAK screams in pain and immediately taps. 



3-2 Javex! 



Javex falls back as Steven gets to his feet, limping just a bit. He kicks Javex in the grill and covers, putting his feet on the ropes again. 



1..2..3! 



3-3. All square. 



Where were you on that one ref? Geez, big PPV, you’d think that we could get some competent refs. Alas, it’s not to be. 



Both men struggle to their feet. Javex grabs SAK. 



ONE HANDED FINAL DELIVERY!! 



SAK crumples to the mat and Javex covers. 



1..2..SAK with a shoulder up! 



Javex slams his fist into the mat and springboards off the ropes. 



JEFFERSON AIRPLANE!! 



SAK gets his knees up. Javex crashes into them and hits the mat. 



10:00 



These men are almost spent. Moves are getting slower and slower. Javex kippups and then SAK does the same. The stare each other down, both breathing hard. Both of them run the ropes, in opposite directions. 



DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!! 



SAK and Javex hit the mat, each with an arm draped over the other one. The ref looks at them and shrugs. 



1..2..3! 

4-4. Still all square. 



Both men start to crawl for the ropes and pull themselves up. SAK limps towards Javex and both men tie each other up. I think at this point, both men are just trying to stay standing. 

SAK FU BY THE FRANCHISE!!! 



Cover, 



1..2..shoulder up by Javex!! 



SAK looks like he could give two shits but at this point, I think both men should be happy that they can still move. 



SAK gets what has to be his final wind and rips Javex up. He sends him running the ropes and lines him up. 



SUPERKICK!! 



JAVEX SLIDES UNDERNEATH HIM!!! 



Leg sweep and the Franchise is down. Javex looks up at the clock. 



3:33 



He pulls SAK to his feet and slides in behind him. 



CALL OF THE DEITY!!! 



SAK falls to the ground, Javex’s chin striking his head. He hits the mat. SAK covers. 

1..2..Kickout! 

Javex scrambles to his feet. SAK looks at him, exhausted. The Dragon pulls him up again. SAK moves first with a short arm clothesline. Javex spins in the air and lands on his chest. SAK pulls him up again and hits a quick snap suplex. 



Cover, 



1..2..kickout! 



SAK looks up at the clock for the final time. 



3..2..1!!! 



SAK collapses to the mat exhausted as the ref calls for the bell. 



Winner of the match…Draw! 



WHAT A SHOW!!!!!! It’s been a lot of fun folks!!!! This is the A-Bob and I need my chicken fix! Good night! 



It’s been over for an hour or so now. The stands have closed, the fans are gone. Even the stragglers waiting for autographs have thinned in number. GQ straightens his desk for what may be the last time, pulls out his spare bottle of Gin, placing it into his leather briefcase. He stands, loosens his tie and undoes the top button, before grabbing his case, swinging his suit jacket over his shoulder, and shutting the lights. 

As he closes and locks the door to his former office he notices his name plate. GQ smiles sadly, and then places his briefcase on the cold concrete. ‘GQ Styles - President’ it states carved white into faux wood grained plastic. He slides it out, places it into his left pant pocket, collects his things and makes his way to the ring. 

GQ’s heels can be heard through the empty halls, in a steady rhythm. He looks around, but there’s no one jumping out of corners. All is silent, except for a swishing sound. As GQ makes his way near the curtain, the sound is plainly recognized. Kidd X, the XAW’s one man cleaning crew, is sweeping in between the rows. Kidd stops, looks over at GQ, and waves. GQ waves back at the goofy sonofabitch and takes one last look at the ring. A single spotlight still shines down over the squared circle. Plywood, steel, matting and cord, make up something basic, but yet so complex. A simple framework for two too many people, idle, until the forces inside it unleash. That is the precise moment when a simple object transforms into a thing of magic. 

GQ lets out a long, sad sign. Then he hears it. Whistling. A simple whistle from a simple mind, yet it has purpose, this tune. Through the huge arena a song, whistled by the sweeper over the swishing of his broom. 

A small smile plays at the corners of GQ’s lips. He swings his jacket over his shoulder and starts whistling his way out. ‘Always Look on The Bright Side of Life’. Try it now with GQ, whistle it and see if you don’t smile. Won’t you whistle GQ out with me? 



Thank you. He deserves it. 



THAT’S THE SHOW FOLKS!!!!!!!!