by someone you used to know Resumé by Dorothy Parker Razors pain you Rivers are damp Acids stain you And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful Nooses give Gas smells awful You might as well live. (my compliments to Neil Swaab) SIGN ME Contents: music | my soap box | art, and things I like | links literature | scribbles | Surveys | my top five...and then some moi, et vous? You down with MMC? Yah, you know me LACHSA: my former high school