Reasons why I'm me.
There has been much debate over whether I am the perfect female.  I do not believe I am, so I am making a list of all the quirky things about me.  I repeat I never said I was perfect.  Damn near, yes but not perfect.  You be the judge.
The List
1.  I grew up on a farm.
2.  I have natural blonde hair and blue eyes.
3.  My parents are are both on their third marriages.
4.  I'm afraid of clowns.
5.  I'm afraid of squirrels.
6.  I'm afraid of crickets.
7.  I don't like roses, I prefer daisies or   Black-eyed susans
8.  I don't wear diamonds, they're  ugly.
9.  I know the difference between Abductors and Adductors.
10. I love to work out.
11. I put the weights back on the rack.
12. I watch sports.
13. I watch wrestling<yes, it too is a sport>.
14. I drink Jack and Cokes <sometimes without out the coke>.
15. I hate the Rock.
16. I like Duane Johnson and forgive him for being on Martha Stewart.
17. I like Star Trek, Star Wars, and other Sci-Fi.
18. I watch Monty Python.
19. I watch Red Dwarf.
20. I think Three Stooges is a funny show.
21. I know all of their names.
22. I don't hate all women, just the annoying ones.
23. I own 10 ankle length dresses
24. I will almost always be ready before you.
25. I have 18 pairs of black shoes.
26. I have 6 different types of black eyeliner.
27. I consider black the presence of all colors not the absence.
28. I can tie a tie.
29. I can take a five minute shower.
30. I like good Anime, not the Digimon crap.
31. I resemble Bubbles from the Power puff girls.
32. I like PS2.
33. I am good but probably not good enough to beat you.
34. I know why Burnout and Grand Theft Auto 3 are fun, I play them.
35. I didn't like FF8 or 9 enough to by them.
36. I can tolerate Steven Segal Movies.
37. I think they should give Dan Marino a Super Bowl ring.
38. I like the Yankees even if they did lose to a crappy team last year. 
39. I won't yell at you for holding open the door for me.
40. I don't like Jar Jar Binks. I think Jabba the Hutt should eat him in the next movie.
41. I will never forgive George Lucas until # 40 happens.
42. I read a lot.
43. It bugs me when people spell it 'alot'.
44. I hate doing aerobics.
45. I do them anyway.
46. I can cook quite well.
47. I am housebroken<See, not your average blonde ;)>.
48. I clean up after myself.
49. I need someone to make me coffee.
50. I turn off movies when they get too sappy
51. I don't like Leonardo DeCaprio.
52. I didn't cry when he died in Titanic.
53. I like when I wake up the day after a good workout and I'm sore.
54. I hate when I haven't worked out for a week and I'm sore.
55. I have too many freckles to count.
56. I wear strange socks.
57. I have to wear sunblock every day or I burn.
58. I flex my muscles in the mirror for the  hell of it.
59. I danced for thirteen years. 
60. I do yoga
61. I played the #3 bass drum in HS band
62. I grow new freckles when I go out in the sun.
63. I can change my own oil.
64. I am not frightfully huge, just a tad on the Amazoinan side.
65. I can change a flat tire.
66. I bake homemade bread.
67. I can make Matzo ball soup
68. I'm German/Irish/Scottish<some other stuff too>
69. I will not swerve when there is a small animal in the road.  I do however brake like Hell
70. I swear, but not in front of women and children.
71. I knocked one of my ex-boyfriends out.
72.Apparently I should have imploded from cuteness.
73. I have a block button and I'm not afraid to use it.
74. I can not spell some stuff.
75. I got a 1260 on my SATS <first time, no studying>
76  I got an 88 on my ASVAB.
77. I can do a pull up.
78. I only use my bitchiness for good.
79. I prefer to use the coerce.
80. I am picky about my horrible spelling.
81. I love my Daddy.
82. I like to wear silk boxers to bed.
83. I have a teddy bear.
84. I actually say stuff like 'cool beans' and 'damn skippy'.
85. I don't like Tom Cruise
86. I can beat expert level Minesweeper
87. I almost never forget to say please and thank you.
88. I have chased a cow.
89. I think BASIC is evil.
90. I like Coyote Ugly.
91. I have argued with my teachers.
92. I won.
93. I have atrocious handwriting.
94. I quote random things from "Pinky and the Brain" when I'm bored.
95. I drink Wawa Green Tea straight from the bottle.
96. I restrain myself if I have to share it.
97. I tell people when I'm mad and why.
98. I don't drive a FORD.
99. I don't make fun of people that have a 'farmer's tan'.
100.I chose to take Latin in HS.
101.I throw like a girl.
102.I wear short shorts sometimes
103.I love Philly Cheesesteaks from NJ.
104.I blowdry my hair...sometimes.
105.I don't ignore people.  Most of the time.
106.I love my little brother.
107.I think Shakespeare is overrated.
108.I have a cowboy hat.
109.I listen to <old-school> Kid Rock.
110.I am ticklish.
111.If you are nice to me I will let you play connect the dots on my freckles.
112.I know how to say TCL.
113.I don't 'do' leftovers.
114.I think people should have to take an iq test to get their DL.
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