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Xena Fans-We want a season 7, Give us what we want!
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Joxer-Joxer the Mighty Drunk Song
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Annie-Well don't ruin it for me, I hate when people blab the spoilers.
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Annie-Harry..and Harry's whore..what are you doing at the press conference? I'd like to see some credentials please..
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Annie-Hey Joxer was no fool; the guy they got to play him was a goofball, that's all. He was the producer's brother.
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Ares-You are absolutely breathtaking..
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Ares-I'm out of here.
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Ares-Well this is embarrassing.
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Ares-Don't tempt the fates Xena.
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Ares-And you were close..real close but not quite.
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Ares-That is some detective work.
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Ares-Get cold feet?
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Ares-Right..
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So I guess we should discuss china.
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Ares-So I guess we should discuss China. What do you want? The north, south; I'm easy.
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Ares-That was just foreplay.
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Ares-I'm sure you're going to need the help of a friendly God.
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Ares-Come on don't leave me hanging..be my wife.
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Ares-I'm on the level here..I can't get you out of my head..or my heart.
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Ares-So let's get right to the honeymoon.
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Ares-Tell me why..I shouldn't kill you.
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Ares-Would you marry me?
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Ares-So you're saying you need more time..right?
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Ares-You know..the more you fight..the more inflamed my passion becomes
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Ares-So no..you don't need more time?
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Ares-Oh that'll leave a mark!
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Joxer/Xena-Something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue.
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Gabrielle-It's me..Gabrielle..
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Gabrielle-I love you Xena..
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Gabrielle-Is the Warrior Princess tummy still bothering you?
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Gabrielle-Xena...Xena!
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Joxer-Wow..you look really beautiful..despite the bleakness of the situation I mean.
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Joxer-You know a classy lady you shouldn't be here, I'm going to take you away from all this.
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Joxer-I'm sorry I was such a downer.
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Joxer-You tell 'em Xena!
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Joxer-Xena...?..Nooooo!
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Meg-Little Bubba Song
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Meg-I'm sorry babycakes, dead is dead, you can't change that.
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Meg-I'll drink to that!
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Meg-Hey wait a minute, these cherries cost five dinars a bushel!
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Ares-You are absolutely breathtaking/Xena-Yeah...then how come you're still breathing..
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Xena-I don't know 'bout that..come in anyway.
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Xena-I guess we all deal with loss in our own way.
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Xena-I do....not..that's a promise I just couldn't keep.
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Xena to Ares-yah..then how come you're still breathing..
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Xena-Gabrielle!(screaming)
/Gabrielle-Xena!(Screaming)
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Xena-I'm coming Gabrielle..
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Xena-The honeymoon is over Ares..
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Xena-Battle cry into lava pit.
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Xena-No I think it's fitting. I should be as close as possible to the one person I am meant to spend the rest of my life with; as I give myself over to the one person in the world I would never choose.
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