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HAMTARO IS THE DEVIL
Why is Hamtaro the devil? Here are just a few reasons
- HE brainwashes small children with his evil music. Seriously if you listen to it once it's guarenteed to stay in your head for the rest of the day
- He makes strange noises when he walks like patta patta and people on other sites actually have dictionaries concerning his foreign language
- People actually think their cute but i can see right through that disguise and i know there is a sinister plan behind those dark eyes
- hamsters don't talk and they don't go on adventures and i can only pray ppl don't go crazy about them like they do on that show,for some of those people it's there life literally it is
NOW HURRY AND GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE IT"S TOO LATE!
RUN TO INSANITY BRIEFS!!!