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wow, this typing thing is kewl! you move your fingers and words come out, not notes (like they would do on a piano!) hmmm, interesting. im hungry - i wonder if i could invent a pie with absolutely every type of food you can possibly think of inside it! i think that would make me throw up. oh well, if i threw up all over the nasty people in the world, then it would encourage them to be kind and nice. yes, thats what i'll do. i might even advertise it and get loads of people to join in! weee! sick fest! that makes me think of carrots, and i wonder why my mother insists on having carrots every single day. its totally bizarre. carrots do not help to give you good eyesight at all. i mean, if i could take a rabbit and ask it to read a car license plate, he wouldnt be able to!! therefore proving the fact that carrots are useless! its not that i dont like the taste of carrots, but they are useless!! this computer is looking at me! everytime i move my head it winks! maybe theres people living inside it. i bet thats it. the people are in there and im invading their world.i reckon they're called Fredlodites. im sorry little Fredlodites, i dont mean to invade your world, its just that im bigger than you so i like so show my superiority! oops, i nearly fell off the chair. imagine if i did that, but i didnt hit the floor. instead i fell right through the floor and into another dimension! another world. maybe even a parallel universe! oh dear, i wouldnt like to come face to face with myself! isnt that the same thing as coming face to face with your doppleganger, and if you do that then you die. but maybe when you die, you get transported to the other universe anyway, so when i fell through the floor i just reached it early. anyway, ive done enough thinking for one day and my brain is getting tired. poor thing. it had better go to bed! stop! |
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