It doesn't appear it (he/she) will be back anytime soon, or that it (he/she) has ever been there in the first place, so we figured - why the hell not - let's fill in that gaping hollow, and give people a REAL chance to have all their burning questions answered... for free! No math required!!!
Simply fill in the form and press "submit" and when we've found time to answer your question, it will be published RIGHT HERE ON THIS PAGE and you know what, YOU CAN EVEN WIN SOMETHING REALLY COOL!!! (as long as you fill in your email address too so we can contact you)
So ask anything! We'll answer it all! And that's not a PROMISE, it's a FACT!
(that's more than a never-present god will ever do for you!)