You have to look at the Smashing Pumpkins as your local librarian. You go there to lend your books every week and you see her there. She looks decent. She has her hair in a bun and she wears a pleated skirt. But still, after a few weeks you start to fantasize more and more about this lady. How would she look like without that skirt? We are like that. We may look sweet, but you'll really get to know us when you meet us in our bedrooms. Tigers, that's what we are!
[Note from xera: on behalf of all librarians I would like to stress that we do not sit in libraries just to provide dirty old men with a valid excuse to fantasize about us naked. Oh, behave! *sigh* ]