My Adventures

Retail Adventures!

Hank you for shopping at Save!

Watch us as we do our Russian dance!

Gotta love that "Rosie O Doll."

Horsies are cute...

Patti drives and nearly kills us...again.

Patti gets another liscense...

Why boredom kills...

One of the many Christmas dinners

I love to climb my tree.

Sex pot baby...

My new punk clothes...

Family dinners are great, aren't they?...Right. Well, some more than others.

Panda Express

My first orange chicken experience!

Weed.

Patti becomes a mafia gangster head. "Hey Charlie...pass me the canoli."

Patti's just camera shy...

Welcome to Panda Express, from your friends Kenny and Chinee lady.

Hey Patti.. What's up with that claw??

Artsy picture. Part of the "Patti Collection."

I love that plant. We had some good times, that plant and I.

Blurry pic. Patti looks different.

It's that time again...

Blah blah blah.

Drink that water, girl!

New Years Eve

My cat is a wuss so he hid out in the closet during the fireworks. Isn't he cute? Ahh look at his bald spot on his ankle. Oh well, that's cute too.

Don't play with fire? Screw you!

Ultrazone...And yet not Ultrazone...

And the caveman breaks off a part of his bread with his primitively shaped teeth.

David's response to picture: Is that guy retarded??

Who's that strange guy by me??? AHH!

My response: I guess so!

Awesome ain't it...

Holy COW! No, literally. HOLY COW!

My Penthouse home...Yup.

Triple X Yoga?

"You are 18 year old girl, who live in small city of Japan..." -Weezer

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