On January 23, 2004, the girls of the new hit band, Throwing Tampons, who's freshman album "Here Fishy Fishy" is about to hit stands, were spotted and followed in their light blue Honda Civic. They turned into a small parking lot near a dark alleyway. But where were they going you wonder? Well, after a shaky parking job of backing into a small space, the two girls, Jas and Tripp, along with their manager, Becky, went waltzing into a pizza parlor, Old School Pizzeria to be exact. The pizza parlor is a hot spot to find these lovely ladies for any diehard fans out there trying to get a glimpse. After finding a booth and ordering 3 slices of pizza, one each, they sat in their red, sparkling booth in the classic poster covered restaurant and seemed to be having a great time. From the window we could see that Tripp took Jas into one of the graffiti covered restrooms. Knowing what happened inside, we may never know. But soon they emerged only to go into the next bathroom facility. Then yet again they returned and Tripp then took Becky to do the same thing, only this time, there was a camera involved. Interesting, is it not? But soon, Becky and Jas's pizzas came and were soon devoured. The camera came out then and photos began to be taken. And more photos, and more photos! It appears they were engaged in a photo shoot! This happened to be the exact photo shoot mentioned to take place that very day from the website, which Tripp manages and creates herself. As more photos were taken, and more time moved on, Tripp still hadn't received her pizza! A waitress, who seemed rather rude and stuck up, not knowing the popularity and star power these fine ladies had, gave a rude smirk and seemed to ignore Tripp's request for her late pizza. After an almost bloody brawl, the waitress was ashamed of her horrible disrespect and the pizza was brought pronto to sexy Miss Tripp. Meanwhile, more pictures were still being taken! And once Tripp was finished with her pizza, they took a few more pictures and all three disappeared into one of the restrooms, with the camera. Mysterious noises could be heard after the click of the door being locked. It was followed by laughter, giggling, and even a banging thump noise on the walls and door, along with the clicking and flashing of a camera. But yet again, they all emerged and disappeared in the neighboring restroom. The same types of things were heard, but not as loudly as before. When they appeared to be finished and silent with whatever occurred in those few moments, they exited the restrooms and the restaurant all together, jumped back into Jas's small, hot car, and disappeared for the afternoon. What happened you're wondering? You tell me! -- John Beckerson, Independent News