TO EACH OTHER!!
I kid you not.
Today Rachel (for all you new kids, she's SusieMalicious) proposed to me. It was a very romantic gesture, but that's a whole other story. Obviously, I agreed that it was about time take our relationship to the next level.
The wedding is planned for next spring, around April or May. I was thinking we could have it at Cave Junction, Oregon, but nothing's set in stone yet. You are all welcome to attend, if you've passed the Tripp Test (ask me). And of course the Forilla Dudes themselves are invited, with honors. To make matters easier, we've already assigned y'all titles:
PeeBreeze, for your obvious fatherly ways, you will walk us down the aisle. You will also be the only one allowed to consume alcohol. And yes, we expect a drunken speech/song.
8k, you will serve as Maid of Honor. Naturally, you will also be responsible for being the DJ of the wedding.
Polar, for shits and giggles, we've made you the Flower Girl. We expect you to wear a flannel shirt and jeans.
Skillet, after much consideration, we've granted you the position of Best Dude.
Cristianweirdee, you will, of course after getting ordained, marry us.
Radius, Rhymo, Turtle, and T-Cal - y'all are Bride's Maids.
The responsibility of Ring Bearer has been passed to Red Clay (or your dog).
Sean Donson, we've decided that you will object to our union, pulling in on a motorcycle, dressed in a leather jacket and tight jeans, exclaiming, "I object!" as the crowd gasps dramatically.
RamRodd (Throwing Tampons' Bassist), you've been selected to be the crying relative. Congrats.
Mantooth, you will help us plan the wedding, as your party-planning skills, I have heard, are exceptional.
I hope I didn't forget anybody, but I know that I have. Keep in mind that this is still all in the works, though.
In case anyone was wondering, Susie and I have decided to both wear nontraditional dresses. She wanted to wear only Pastease, but I told her no. However, Pastease will be given out as a party favor.
Hooray for same sex marriage!
-Trippthirteen, Throwing Tampons Extraordinaire