Well, it's tragic. I really didn't see it coming. It was going fine, and the next day Jas and Tripp were pissed at each other, and it just fell then.
Sources have said that it was you who sort of informed Tripp of some things. In all actuallity, some see it as your fault. How do you feel about this?
Well, I'm not too sure what happened to tell you the truth. We never really talked about it. And for those who say it's my fault (I'm guessing Tanar), well I feel it wasn't my fault, and I would like to know what the two were fighting about.
So you don't know what the fight was about?
No, all I know is they were mad, and it fell apart. I believe someone told me at one point and I forgot, so I must have found it to be over something stupid.
I see. What is your opinion on Ashley, the estranged member of the band?
She was in the band? There's something I didn't know.
Yes, in the very beginning. You need to read the bio!
It must have been before me.
It was. Can you comment on your homosexual relationship with Tanar? Sources have said that you two have broken up. We were wondering if this caused the break up of the band.
Well, we did break up, and I'm not sure if it triggerd the fight between Jas and Tripp, but I hope not, because I did not want the relationship of me and Tanar to get in the way of the band.
Why did you two break up?
It's complicated. We didn't see things the same as each other, and it didn't work out. We tried to make it work, but it was getting weird, and we got to the point of not seeing each other, and we never went to the Urban Onion for dancing. And he didn't make me feel like a princess.
That bastard.
But I can't pin all the blame on him.
Oh? Did you not give him enough in bed?
I think that had something to do with it, too.
What are you feelings on this comment:
"But I mean, you can't always trust Matt. I mean, he is Turtle Boy for God's sake. Haha. And he goes from one thing to the next. I mean, people blow situations up way too big." - Ashley Lieb
As far as Ashley goes, she's just jealous, 'cause I'm more woman than her. And she don't know me. She's just stupid, like a slut.
Do you wish for the band to patch things up and start producing more music. Meaning just the frontwomen of the band?
Well, as far as Tanar and me being together on music, I hope he will come back too, and it would be fun and fab to get together again.
What about when it comes to Tripp and Jas?
I think that since I forgot what they fought about, they need to drop it, 'cause it's silly. And they need to apologize and makeout - I mean make up, and have fun. That's what the band was about - fun and music.
Yes, of course. If you could describe the band in one word, what would it be? Meaning, when the band was actually a band.
Fabu!
Alrighty then. How do you feel about Becky Johnson's relationship with Johnny Depp?
Wow. It's hot, and I envy her. She's a lucky woman. I wanted him! She's a bitch, what am I saying?!?
What about Tripp's relationship with Davey Havok?
I never liked Havok, so she can have him. Plus, he's not a real gay. He's bi.
There have been rumors that before you came out of the closet, you had a thing for Tripp.
I still do. And I would love to take her to Ribeye for a dinner. Or somewhere else. Her choice.
Ha ha. Our sources say that's already happened. You all got kicked out? There was a fire?
We didn't get kicked out. We might as well have been, though. We got shitty service. And our waittress sucked and I got in trouble for being late to get home.
You Hollywood Folk always expect people to wait on you hand and foot.
We do. And I expect 123% from those who serve me.
Well aren't you a flaming queen.
I am. I'm a princess. Maybe me and Tripp can go to Yemen and be princesses.
Yeah. Maybe.
That would be marvelous.
Yes, except Tripp would suffer a great deal of oppression and sexism there.
I'll bring the peace to her.
Right. So anyway, I have been taking sort of a survey, seeing the opinions of the people involved in the band (close friends, producers, etc) and it seems that several people want the band to reunite. How do you think the frontwomen would feel about this? Are you willing to?
I am. I just don't know if Tripp and Jas will.
"I think maybe Jess would go for it. I mean, she hasn't said anything, and hasn't suggested anything to my knowledge, but, you know, just 'cause she's Jess, I think she would be willing to, just 'cause I know she doesn't like to hold grudges." - Ashley Lieb
Do you agree or disagree?
Well I'd need to spend a day with Jas and take her to Egan's.
Doesn't she work there?
She does.
Even if Jas accepted to reunite - Tripp is a very stubborn girl, do you think she'd be up to it?
I'd have to take her to Ribeye and talk with her to find out.
You can't tell me much, can you?
As of now, no.
Alright then.