"Purple Pants" My sister has purple pants She fills them full of ants Stuffy stuffy fluffy she chants Because she wears The Purple Pants I wish I was cool enough to wear bright colors But I'm dorkier than a lot of others Coolness doesn't come easy, it comes with troubles Like witches who toil, toil, boil and bubble My style is not so tuff, so I never get to cuddle But you better watch out or I'll splash you with a puddle Get rough when I'm pissed, get stuffed when I'm pissed 'N don't think I won't kick your ass if I'm dissed My sister has purple pants She fills them full of ants Stuffy stuffy fluffy she chants Because she wears The Purple Pants All my life I've been the underdog And you just sit there, bein' the hog Livin' in the shadows, 'stead of gettin' a job And stayin' at home, chillin' with Bob You're showing off with your mad wicked style And hey! It worked! 'Cause here comes Kyle! He's scoping out your pants, so full of insects He yells to you, "Now that's the sex!" My sister has purple pants She fills them full of ants Stuffy stuffy fluffy she chants Because she wears The Purple Pants I'm tired of the disses, and the lack of sweet kisses Just want a home run, instead of all these misses It's about time this girl's got some ass Instead of dealing with yet another pass So I think I'll loosen up, and buy some pants Then hit clubs where I'll do that dirty dance 'Cause just like my sister's, they're stuffed with ants But now they're The Magic Purple Pants We've got some purple pants We fill them full of ants Stuffy stuffy fluffy we chant Because we wear The Purple Pants [back to lyrics]