If you've watched MTV lately, or took a glimpse at the National Inquirer, you'd have noticed the latest scandal - the homosexual affair between Throwing Tampons bassist, PinkPanther (aka Matt Matson) and the band's guitarist, Tanar Stalker. It's a shock to us all, especially since we were all so convinced that PinkieP had the hots for vocalist Tripp, and Stalker preferred barn yard animals. But according to our sources, those were simply lies to cover up the young studs' rambunctious relationship.
The two were spotted in downtown Olympia's Urban Onion, a hot spot for the local gay community. Sources say the couple were engaged in an intimate conversation, lovingly holding hands, at a table for two. Near the end of the evening, Stalker pulled PinkieP toward the dancefloor, urging him, in the romance language of Spanish, "Baila conmigo, ahora..." (dance with me now.) PinkieP gave in, and they proceeded to sensually dance with one another. Things must have been heating up, because they soon gathered their belongings, and exited the club. Outside, they were seen locking lips against a wall. But this did not last long, for the flash of a camera was seen, and they were soon whisked away inside of a dark limousine. What happened next, no one can be sure, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that they spent the night having hot, spicy -- well, you can use your imaginations.
-- Kennith Emberson, WhatsHot.com