"Twat Hot" Who's that making a fuss? It's us! Throwing Tampons on the public bus People shout back, "Tampons are for flushing!" But we just shake them off like they're a concussion 'Cause we know we'll win them over without a discussion Throwing tampons without blushing By the end of the ride they'll be on our side They'll be throwing tampons in the air with pride Throwing tampons in the air with pride Throwing tampons in the air with pride Throwing tampons in the air with pride Bus now leaving for lesson one Waiting at the stop with her bag of fun Crochet skills that are sure to stun Bus doors open and the trip's begun I know we just left but it's Trippthirteen Plant a bean and I'll grow it; I'm a greenhouse queen I'm the princess of Yemen and that's not a put on I may look like a puppy with my hood on Just do the homework and I'm sure you'll find Royalty and me are completely aligned I've got a land I could lead but make no mistake I've got books to read and stencils to make I get mad I get punchy She's got a bruise on her arm in the shape of a scrunchy Where I hit So I bit her Then we laughed and shared a Winchell's apple fritter I stop when I'm done; that don't make me a quitter I'm like a tongue: I'm both sweet and bitter Every night I've got dreams to spare I lived in the woods but they threw me from there My cat's name is Bunny and she's covered in hair She goes MerrROWR! MerrROWR MerrROW merrROW merrROW MerrROWR! The pursuit of beauty is one of my causes And beauty comes out in the awkward pauses So... Stand up people and come to our side You'll learn that a tampon's nothing to hide You'll be throwing tampons in the air with pride Throwing tampons in the air with pride Throwing tampons in the air with pride Throwing tampons in the air with pride Bus now veering right off the course Driving in a way that we don't endorse But the rules of the road you cannot enforce When down the freeway comes a giant horse Hello I'm Margarita and I need to saddle I'm a ground shaking force gonna make the walls rattle With my robot dance and my flair for fashion Fueled by sushi, powered by passion I'm a fire, I'm a flame, I'm an energy beam Soccer coach said, "Come and join my team!" I said you can't tame a lynx or bottle a scream Try to put me out with water and you just get steam I'm drastic I'm a biter Kick you ass with my hair like Kabuki Quantum Fighter I'm a health risk You're so selfish Eat a burger like a pussy but I'd rather have shellfish Creeping through the shadows 'cause you know I've got a stealth wish Lord of the Rings fan who doesn't speak Elvish Jump in a puddle and it makes me smile I sew my own clothes and I wear my own style Turning more head than Selena Kyle I said MerrROWR! MerrROWR MerrROW merrROW merrROW MerrROWR! I found that people have an over-reliance On talking too much so I got into silence Come on people, it ain't rocket science Grab the damn tampon, a form of defiance Hurry before Trippthirteen turns to violence Okay, hold on, time out, the facts We've gone too far with the verbal attacks It's okay people, we also brought snacks I'll tell you a story now everyone relax Let me regale the tale of how we met It was seventh grade gym and I said I gotta get Myself to the bathroom, teacher said fine But you gotta take a girl from this class of mine Who'm I gonna pick? It was perfectly clear There was this crazy bitch standing right over here I said Hi I'm Amber I'm Tiare I mean Trippthirteen Yeah Margarita, sorry From there it was love more than anyone can measure Punching each other real hard for pleasure Beat us at Queen of the Mountain? No chance 'Cause we play more nasty than a middle school dance Put us together we're bound to ignite Bring the fight to the night We're all right But it's not just violence, there's also embraces We got the love that everyone chases Just two of us but the love of three races If you see our dads please punch them in their faces We've never been lovers but I'll tell you what We're so close, that she's farted in my butt This love that we have wants to in your orbit Pick up a tampon and you can absorb it 'Cause we're powerful broads and I know you wanna get this Sexy and odd like you're very first wet kiss Intense and I sense that you won't forget this Triumphant and strong like the song from Tetris All right people, now you're on our side Don't it feel good that you finall tried Throwing tampons in the air with pride Throwing tampons in the air with pride The bus is now rolling down some damn hillside There's an ocean at the bottom and we're gonna collide But we'll float on our tampons over the tide We'll just float on our tampons over the tide We'll just float on our tampons over the tide Throwing tampons in the air with pride I don't think the great creator could create a greater crater Than the one the we've done, so let's run See ya later! [back to lyrics]