So today during second period I asked my teacher if I could check my email on her computer in her back office thing, and she was like, "Uhh yeah..." So I get on Forillaster because Hotmail doesn't work on the school's computers. So my teacher walks in and sees this seductive picture of Catwoman on the screen, and she was like, "What the FUCK are you DOING? OOOHHH MY GOD I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU ARE LOOKING AT CARTOON PORN ON MY COMPUTER ALL ALONE IN MY BACK OFFICE THING!! YOU ARE NO LONGER MY T.A.! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!!" So I go and sit with Logan because he's the only one who thinks I'm cool in the Essentials of Biology class. Then I was like, "YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M NOT GONNA TAKE THAT KIND OF SHIT FROM MISS KIRK ANYMORE!!!" So I went and pulled her by the hair and dragged her to the copy center and copied that bitch's face FRONT AND BACK. And the copy center girls were like, "Amber, we told you not to come back and copy shit FRONT AND BACK anymore." Because I made them do it, since I don't know how to use the copy machine, and I had gone in like 4 times before that asking for fucking FRONT AND BACK. (lol, fucking front and back) So then Miss Kirk like dies or something. I don't know, but she stopped moving. So I was like, "OH SHIT! QUICK CARMELA, GET A GARBAGE BAG!!" And Carmela was like, "Don't call me Carmela, Catalina, we're not in la clase de espanol." And the other copy center kid was like, "WHAT THE FUCK!! STOP ARGUING!!!! AHHH!! I need a fucking cigarette." So THEN, the fucking DEAN OF STUDENTS walks in and he's like, "Wow I'm a dipshit, OH MY GOD MISS KIRK IS NOT MOVING! GET A FUCKING GARBAGE BAG!" And I was like, "Shiiet, yo, we's on the saaame level." And he smiled and suggested we got smoke a fat blunt, but I was like, "Nah, kid, I'm Straight Edge." But then Carmela and other girl was like, "I'm down wit dat." So they all went and smoked a fat blunt, and I just stood there, being edge, with Miss Kirk, who isn't moving. But then Logan comes back and he's like, "Dude, remember when you made that thing, you know, with the paper and stuff. Then I went to Juvie. Remember?" And I didn't know what he was talking about so I was like, "Word Up! 123!" Then Miss Kirk started to move and I got scared thinking she had turned into a zombie, like the kind in Dawn Of The Dead. So I took about the paper cutter, like Josh Hartnett did in The Faculty, and I drove it through her heart. And I said, "Dude! Miss Kirk turned into a ZOMBIE! Dawn Of The Dead style!" And he was like, "Yo Amber, that wasn't Miss Kirk, that was Matt. Hey, remember that one time I jacked off your hair when you had it in all braids?" Now that I DID remember, and I said, "Shit dude, I was way too cool back then. I can't pull off wearing all braids anymore." But he was like, "Nah dude, you're even cooler now! Let's go braid your hair!" So I dropped the paper cutter on Matt and walked out the door with Logan. But on the way we run into Miss Kirk and she's like, "AMBER! Do you mind if I use your porn?" And I made this huge face of disgust and said, "Yo hoe, it aint porno!" Then Brandon Boyd walks up to me and he's like, " 'When will you see me?' I thought this to myself everyday, 'When will you see me? When shall I even lay my eyes on you for the first time?' I dreamt of you, but your face was just made of light." And I was in shock, because fucking Brandon Boyd just walked up to me as if he had been searching for me for his entire life. But then he was like, "Oh shit! Wrong person! Do you know where Roberto is?" And I did, in fact, know where Roberto was, but I said I didn't just because I was pissed and jealous. So I just said, "No hablo ingles." And he was like, "Bullshit! Chingate!" But I didn't let it get me down, I just walked on with Logan. But then I forgot what we were doing, and so did he, so we just kept walking and suddenly it was like 11 oclock at night and we were in Tacoma. I was like, "What the fuck happened? How did we get here?" But Logan disappeared. So then I was like, "SHIT." And then I woke up.