All of a sudden, guards surround the two. A few of them grab Kyle and the others help the whimpering stranger off the ground. It turns out that the man was actually the chief of the nearby village. "Oh crap," Kyle thought, "I'm in deep sh** now." Indeed, Kyle was in deep sh**. The guards hauled his a** off to the village. Behind them followed more guards with the chief who kept crying out like a tourettes stricken weezle, "son of a b*** mother f**** dump sh** d*** kick his a**." Once to the village they tied Kyle to a noose and prepared to hang him for his crime.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the village, Lee had just arrived. Lee came to Australia because it was filled with kangaroos and he had heard kangaroo meat was excellent. His only joy in life was eating and so, as a side quest, he searched the world for the finest delectable meats. Word around Australia was that this particular village made the best bbq Kangaroo in the world, and so Lee came all the way from the other side of the world just to try their bbq.
Once in the village, he searched for a vendor, but everything was closed. He knocked on doors, but no one was around. Oh, Lee was getting hungry and pissed. He searched around and finally came upon some people gathered around a guy who was about to be hung. Lee approached one of the villagers saying, "hey, why aren't any of the stores open?" The villager replied, "we closed down so we could watch the hanging." Lee then screamed, "What? I have to wait to eat for that? Someone better get their a** back and get me some kangaroo or there will seriously be a smack down!!!"
Unfortunately no one responded, and Lee got boiling mad. He decided there would be no hanging today because they all needed to die. Lee walked away from the crowd. Meanwhile, Kyle was up on a platform waiting to be hung. Kyle thought to himself, "God d***it. What a sucky life." Things were not looking good for Kyle at all. He had given up hope. Then all of a sudden, a big hairy man stepped up to the platform and walked towards Kyle. The man then reached in to remove the floor board so that Kyle would fall to his demise. As he did this, Kyle looked up and sighed, but in the distance he saw something strange. Some wacko Asian dude was heading towards the crowd with a chainsaw. The big hairy man looked up and exclaimed, "WTF!" Lee, with a vengeful glow in his eyes responded, "WTF indeed!" Lee walked towards the crowd and started to pillage the village. One by one he jabbed at the people in the crowd with his chain saw making his way towards Kyle. There wa a huge blood bath with limbs flying everywhere. A few men tried to charge towards Lee with pitch forks, but they were no match for his super powered diamond chainsaw. Lee hacked his way past all of the villagers until finally he reached the big hairy man, who by that time started charging at Lee. Lee lifted up his chainsaw and thought to himself, "what a dumb a**." He then decided to throw down the chainsaw and handle it physically. Lee leaped up into the air, and kicked the big hairy man in the face so hard that it sent his nose right up to his brain. Lee then went and picked up the chainsaw and cut Kyle loose.
"That was tight wasn't it?" Lee said.
"Umm no. That was so gross"
"How rude, aren't you even going to at least say thanks"
"sure"
"What an ungrateful wretch!"
"Ho bag"
"you know, I should kill you too!"
"b**** please"
Then all of a sudden, the villagers who ran away were returning with an entire army. Lee proclaimed, "oh snap, you're screwed. Thank god I'm immortal." Kyle started to panick, "Jesus Mary Joseph, what do I do?" Just then, Kyle got a brilliant idea. He remembered what Babouska said to him when he left the big breasted woman. He took one deep breath and cried out his mating call. His voiced echoed all throughout the land. Lee, baffled, asked, "What the crap was that?" Kyle replied, "Reinforcements."
Suddenly, and entire army of large breasted chubby women come rampaging across the valley like a heard of hippos. They charge through the village walls and headed straight towards the villagers. Then the two exclaimed, "OMFG we better get our a** out of here before we get squashed by the angry fat women!" Kyle and Lee then run from the village and watch as the women crush the village. "Wow," they said. "Soooo, I think it's time for me to go now. I'll catch you around sometime," Lee said as he hurried away. Although Lee was immortal, he didn't want to spend eternity stuck on a fat woman's a**.
As Lee departed, Kyle stood and stared at the village. He couldn't believe that he did that with his army of large breasted fat women. He thought of all the possibilities this posed. And thus began Kyle's journey.