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aHAHAHAHA... um-sha!
  This topless bear (his frustrated vocation: stripper) is a very good friend of mine in Barcelona... he has a very doubtfull good taste (that's why I choose this background for his page! XD)
   By the animation, it might seem that he has a very big talent to strip quickly. It isn't so... indeed, I haven't been able to check it out, I haven't seen him naked yet... though I must admit that he's so furry that I can't tell the difference  ¬_¬U
   Oops! let's hope he doesn't read this, otherwise next time I see him he'll get naked infront of me -Yeah baby! A bear strip-tease!... Well, I don't know if I'll ever get over the trauma LOL ...Joking!!!
  Ok ok... I'll stop making bad jokes from now on, and I'll tell you more about this very hansome, very active (hmm... I think this can be missunderstood... Why do you always think dirty? ¬_¬U) and the most rocking bear in the whole county city: he likes cars, and very good at driving (Note to Gorkabear: it's true, Xavi, I don't through all out because you drive like a crazy, it's my f***ing stomach that wants me to walk everywhere....). He's also a The Sims ex-player (with all the extended versions, all his computers have crashed!), a big fan of Shin Chan and Dr. Slump, jap tv series; and I think he likes computer programming, but I'm not sure yet... eventhough his job would be a clue :P
But, above all, he's a very good public relations!! he can't even stop talking under the water LOL XD
   besides, he hates all kind of music, excepting the 80's and gay-icon ones like Raffaella Carrà (MaAma dame cien peseetas porque a Améeeerica me voooy -?!-) and Raphael (¬_¬U)... He likes the Beatles though(much better, can you tell?)
  oh, he has a very bizarre fetish on Teddy Bears... may it be to burn them in a satanic ritual? Nah! I'm sure it's just because he identifies himself on them hehehe
  PS: eventhough it might seem that I don't treat or appreciate well my friends, I love 'em all... specially Gorkabear! Love ya buddy! :)
bum's dance!
is he talking of me?... yuck!