REASONS WHY I WOULD SLAP YOU

By: Kathryn & Rach

We have thought of a few reasons why we would slap you, and have decided to let you read them. Do not test our patience, however, just because we give you the reasons doesn't mean you have to ABUSE them. This applies to boys, mostly. (says rach)

1. Because you Yell.

2. Because you Tease.

3. Because you Use Foul Language.

4. Because you Abuse These Reasons.

5. Because you Annoy Me.

6. Because I Don't Like You.

7. Because you Prove Me Wrong.

8. Because you Slap Me.

9. Because your creepy.

10. Because you Are Another Teacher's Pet And I Want To Be The ONLY Teacher's Pet.

11. Because you Smell Like My Brother's Onion Stew.

12. Because you Do Something Better Than Me- Wait, That's Impossible!

13. Because I Have To Talk To You.

14. Because you Don't Bother To Listen To Every Word Of My Nonstop Chatter.

15. Because you Are Very Disappointing To The WGMS.

16. Because you Are Very Disappointing To FSMS. (added by Han)

17. Because Cheese Smells Like Cheese.

17. Because I Want To- Have A Problem With That?