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Political Page 2,
or Bushwacking, page 2

Here are some Dubyaspeak, "brilliant" quotes from the man who runs this country:
     "Is our children learning?"
     "They misunderestimated me."
     "I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
     "I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have made."
     "Nothing can be further than the truth."
     "I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same            questions: How'd your meeting go with so-an-so? . . . How did you              feel whern you stood up in front of the people for he State of the                 Union Address - state of the budget address, whatever you call it?"
(Let me just say that it is PAINFUL to write these down for you.)

Possible captions for this picture:
1. Unfortunately, the firing squad was held up in traffic, again.
2. (bottom row, left to right) Idiot, Failure, screwup.
3. More Bush than a Penthouse magazine.

Campaign slogans for George W. Bush:
1. I'll turn capital punishment into a new game show!
2. I promise to get cocaine off the streets: 1 kilo at a time.
3. I'll finish what Bill started - the interns.
4. Like father like son. You liked my dad, right?
5. Vote for the GOP, not OPP.
6. I promise no sex scandle; just look at me!
7. New penal plan: I won't use mine.
8. Read my lips: Al Gore sucks.
9. George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers.
10. Vote for Bush and against common sense.