"ACTION!"
Yuffie flailed her arms outward as she toppled down the remaining stairs of her father, Godo's, palace, grabbing out for the banister and missing.
"Ahh!!! Hey.. guys? Augh! I think my nose is broken!" Yuffie runs offstage holding her nose.
"CUT!"

"ACTION!"
"Looks like number four is gonna be kicking his own ass outta Wutai," Godo taunted, patting his wallet as he stood up and walked out of the room. He stood close to the doorway in the hall, taking out his own PHS and dialing the number of a 'friend.' Suddenly, a red pillow soared out the doorway and hit Godo square in the back. He stumbled forward and fell.
"Ahh!... Someone get the liscence plate number of the truck that hit me!" Godo said, his voice muffled by the carpet.
"Hey, can we keep that?" Yuffie begged, looking at the camera. "Was that good?"
"CUT!"
"Aww..."
"I said, CUT!"
*Yuffie glares at the director*

"ACTION!"
"Thanks," Yuffie said evenly, to be polite, as she took her handbag and walked stiffly out the door. Yunae couldn't help but laugh as she heard the clacking of Yuffie's shoes and her mistress's curse as she tripped down the stairs.
"Ahh!"
A loud slap echoed through the hall.
"Shake, you bastard! Stop looking up my dress!" Yuffie screeched.
"Yeah!" Reno yelled offstage. "That's my job!"
*Slap*
"CUT!"

"ACTION!"
The bar was filled with people. Walking into the array of casually dressed pople, she felt more than out of place and tugged at her tiara. Suddenly Yuffie jumped and let out a small cry of surprise.
"Alright! Who grabbed my ass?"
"CUT!"
"I thought that they were only supposed to be pretending to be drunk! You actually got drunk assholes to be in here?"
"CUTTTTT!"

"ACTION!"
"Reno, what the _hell_ are you doing here?!" Yuffie demanded, grasping the clasp of her handbag filled with throwing stars, still not believing that he was going to be around to watch her suffer on her blind date.
"But more importantly, what are _you_ doing here? Never seen a ninja in a dress before." He chuckled and put a hand on his hip.
"Yeah... yea? Well.. never seen .... never seen _YOU_ in a dress before!" Yuffie said, promptly falling over on the floor.
"Yuffie? YUFF! Damn, what have you been drinking?" Reno shook Yuffie's shoulders. "Hey... How many fingers am I holding up?"
"CUT!"
"...Twenty!"
"wha? Yuf, get up."
"CUT! DAMN you actors!"

"ACTION!"
"Hey, aren't you Joe, with Teoih, Chocobo number four in last night's race?" Yuffie asked sweetly, forcing a fake smile.
"Yes, I am," the man said confidently with a southern drawl. "Would you like an autogra-" The man was stopped dead as Yuffie punched his across the right side of his face with all of her strength. The man fell off his chair and sprawled across the floor. A thin stream of blood trickled out his nose and his eyes were shut.
"Oh shit!" Yuffie screamed. "I think I killed him!... Do I get a lawyer?"
*The medical team runs onstage and puts the man on a stretcher.*
"CUT!"

"ACTION!"
"Reno, let's GO!" She growled. Reno looked at the bouncer and sighed. He pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket and blushed suddenly.
"Whoops... wrong list..."
*Yuffie runs up and steals the list from Reno* "What the... Women I've slept with this Week?! ... AHH! Why is _my_ name on here?!"
"Uhm..."
"CUT!"

"ACTION!"
Yuffie looked up at him pleadingly with her honey brown eyes. Suddenly, a mischievous smile crossed her lips. "Okay," she said, "I can manage." She balled up the necklace in her hand and put her hand to her chest. She opened her palm, prentedning to be examining a ruby pair of earrings, and let the necklace slide...
...down her dress?!
"AHH!" She screamed, jumping around on the spot."COLD!"
"What?" Reno said quizzically.
"I think it fell out my dress! ... where'd it go?"
"CUT!"

"ACTION!"
"The stars are so beautiful tonight," Yuffie said softly. Suddenl, she dug her fingers down the top of her dress. Yuffie made a face.
"Hey.. Reno? Do you know where my neckla-"
*Reno sits looking at the necklace*
"AHH! I dont wanna know how you got that out of my dress!"
"CUT!"

"ACTION!"
Yuffie, anticipating what would come next, leaned forward and was rewarded with the soft feel of Reno's lips on hers. Slowly, he deepend the kiss. he was surprised that she returned his kisses. But, Yuffie didn't stop... and Reno didn't either...
Suddenly someone yells offstage, "HEY! ... hey, you guys... youre supposed to stop!! ... oh gawd, someone go get the crowbar, we gotta pry 'em apart!"
"CUT! DAMNIT I CANT WORK WITH THESE ACTORS! I QUIT!"