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| Extraterrestrials "Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials?" (Pilot) NotCrazy "I'm not crazy, Scully, I have the same doubts you do." (Pilot) Halloween "Eh...you gotta love this place, everyday's like Halloween." (Pilot) ThereScully "You...you were there, Scully. You saw it, you heard it, why can't you feel it?" (Deep Throat) TenInchFingers "And he should stick out in the crowd with ten inch fingers." (Squeeze) MulderScullyFBI "I'm Agent Fox Mulder, this is Agent Dana Scully, we're with the Federal Bureau of Investigation, do you mind if we come in?" (Shadows) EMail "I found these in my e-mail this morning." (Ghost in the Machine) Hacked "Could someone have...hacked into the system?" (Ghost in the Machine) Deny "You can deny all of the things I've seen, all the things I've discovered but not for much longer because too many others know what's happening out there and no one, no government agency, has jurisdiction over the truth." (Fallen Angel) NiceTrip "Come on, Scully, it will be a nice trip to the forest." (Darkness Falls) ElkHound "Excuse me. Could you help me find my dog? He's a Norwegian Elkhound. His name is Hynrich, I use him to hunt moose." (Tooms) NextMutant "You can get the next mutant." (Tooms) ShuttingDown "They're shutting us down, Scully." (The Erlenmeyer Flask) PerformAct "Have you ever performed this...act on anyone else?" (Humbug) Potato "We're exhuming your...potato." (Humbug) Written "But if the future is written then why bother to do anything?" (Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose) 2995 "I payed my $29.95, Scully, I think I'm entitled to a few more answers, don't you think?" (Nisei) Bath "You never draw my bath." (Revelations) Wearing "Scully, what are you wearing?" (War of the Coprophages) Mantice "Yeah, I had a praying mantice epihany and as a result I screamed." (War of the Coprophages) PlanetEath "Greetings from Planet Earth." (War of the Coprophages) SmellBad "You know, I never thought I'd say this to you, Scully, but you smell bad." (War of the Coprophages) GWoman "Let's go G-Woman" (Pusher) Woah "Woah!" (Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space') IKnow "How the hell should I know?" (Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space') MetalImplant "Have you ever found a metal implant in your body?" (Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space') AbductedByAliens "You've ever had the suspicion that you've been abducted by aliens?" (Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space') DeadMan "If I find out you lied to me, you're a dead man." (Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space') MustSeeTV "All I know is television does not make a previously sane man go out and kill five people, thinking they're all the same guy. Not even Must See TV could do that to you." (Wetwired) Jello "He didn't even touch his jello." (Unruhe) Excited "Scully, would you think less of me as a man if I told you I was kind of excited right now?" (Home) SlicingDicing "Hey, I heard you were down here slicing and dicing, who's the lucky stiff?" (Teliko) MichaelJackson "There's a Michael Jackson joke in here somehwere but I can't quite find it." (Teliko) LaserShow "In the future I'll make sure all those people being interviewed provide you with a multi-media laser show to keep your interest maintained." (Never Again) EenieMeenie "Eenie meenie, chilli beanie, the spirits are about to speak?" (Never Again) Moose "So you're refusing an assignment based on the adventures of moose and squirrel?" (Never Again) |