| Season 3 |
| Paper Clip Mulder: "I was a dead man, now I'm back." (Go Mulder!) |
| Pusher Mulder: "I think you drooled on me." (Ashley and I wrote a song about that once.) |
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| OVERVIEWEW Well, not the best season for either of our two heroes in the speech department but we did have some funny moments towards the middle of the season (can we say Syzygy?). |
| Revelations Mulder: "You never draw my bath." (Classic Mulder - I love it!) |
| Nisei Scully: "That's not your usual brand of entertainment." (That explains Mulder's whole life.) Mulder: "I paid my 29.95, Scully, I think I'm entitled to a few more answers, don't you think? |
| War of the Coprophages Scully: "Her name is Bambi?" (You just gotta hear it, do I sense a little jealousy?) Scully: "Mulder, are you sure it wasn't a girly scream?" (I think it was) Scully: "Did you know that the inventor of the flush toilet was named Thomas Crapper?" (Well, did you know that I researched that and that I found out that that isn't true?) Scully: "No, this is not place for an entamologist." Mulder: "Crap." Mulder: "You know, Scully, I never thought I'd say this but you smell bad." |
| Syzygy Scully: "Thanks for ditching me." (I think we've heard that from her somewhere before. Can we say Season 2?)) Scully: "Sure, Fine, Whatever." (The classic saying.) Scully: "Why do you always have to drive? Cause you're the guy? The big macho man?" Mulder: "I just never knew your little feet could reach the pedals." (I have friends with little feet and they reach the pedals.) Mulder/Scully: "Put that gun down!" Mulder: "There's a stop sign up here, Scully, you're gonna wanna, you're gonna wanna. You just ran a stop sign back there, Scully." Scully: "Shut up, Mulder." Mulder: "Sure, fine, whatever." (Truly great quote.) |
| Quagmire Mulder: "I've always wanted a pegleg." (My advice to everyone - don't read Moby Dick.) |
| Grotesque Mulder: "We do what we can to battle the evil that would otherwise destory us." (This quote became the basis of one of my stories. Not a good episode, but great saying.) |
| WetWired Scully: "You put that thing in my neck, you killed my sister!" (Good crying scene.) |
| Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space' Mulder: "Woah!" (Another one...you just gotta hear.) |