Season 5
Redux
    
Mulder: "Keep going FBI woman."  (And what would have happened if he hadn't said that?)
Detour
    Mulder: "Kill me now."  (Don't we love those seminars?) 
    Kinsley:  "I couldnt believe how hard it was not to use the word 'but.'"  Mulder: "I'm having that same problem right now."
     Mulder:
"Yeah, you see that?  We don't need that conference.  We have communication like that, unspoken.  You know what I'm thinking."  (Ain't that the truth?)
    Mulder: "Who cut the cheese?"  (Good question.)
    Scully: However, I must remind you this goes against the Bureau's policy of male and female agents consorting in the same motel room while on assignment."  Mulder:  "Try any of that tailhook crap on me, Scully, I'll kick your a**."
    Mulder: "I'll be back soon and we can build a tower of furniture, kay?"  (Sure, good idea.)
    Scully: "What would be that filed next to, The Cockroach That Ate Cincinatti?"  Mulder: "No, The Cockroach That Ate Cincinatti is in the C's, Moth Men's over in the M's."  (Duh Scully)
    Mulder: "Indian guide says maybe you should run to the store and get some matches."  Scully: "I would but I left my wallet in the car."  (Ashley and I can start a fire without matches...sometimes.)
    Mulder: "Oh and maybe it will start raining weenies and marshmellows."  (S'mores!)
   Scully: "Mulder, you need to keep warm, you're body's still in shock."  Mulder: "I was told once that the best way to regenerate body heat was to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with somebody else who's already naked."  Scully: "Well maybe if it rains sleeping bags you'll get lucky."  (Interesting predicament that our agents got into on this one.  Equally as interesting Scully remark.)
    Mulder: "Go girl."
    Mulder: "I don't wanna wrestle."  (I do!)
    Mulder: "Why don't you sing...something."  Scully: "No...Mulder."  Mulder: "Well, if you sing something, I'll know you're awake."  Scully: "Mulder, you don't want me to sing, I can't carry a tune."  Mulder: "It doesn't matter.  Just sing anything."  Scully: Jeremiah was a bullfrog.  Was a good friend of mine.  Never understood a word he said but I helped him drink his wine."  Mulder: "Chorus."  Scully: "Joy...to the world, all the boys and girls.  Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea.  Joy to you and me."  (Classic X-File moment.)
Bad Blood
    
Scully:  "I didn't do the...with the...thing!"
     Mulder: 
"I was drugged!"
Patient X
    
Scully:  "You look constipated actually."  (What else is new?)
Chinga
    
Mulder: "Scully."  Scully: "Yeah?"  Mulder: "Marry me."  (What if she took him up on that offer?)
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OVERVIEW:
Great season for Mulderisms. 
Scully got a few good ones in there, as well, but Mulder reigned this season.
Redux II
    
Mulder: "Hey, Scully, how about those Yankees?"  (Yankees stink, Mets are better.)
Post Modern Prometheus
    
Mulder: "Think it's too late to get my own 1-900 number?"  (Hey, I'd call.)
Mind's Eye
    
Mulder: "I have the same pair of pants."  (Me too)
The Pine Bluff Variant
    
Mulder: "Ooh...is this the Pepsi challenge?"
Post Modern Prometheus
    
Mulder: "Is it probable that he could have taken the term mud pie literally?" (Mud bath, Heather!)