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Little "skirts" story about George Lucas and Alonzo Mourning

"It's a true fact!", Alonzo Mourning erupted, as George Lucas popped his dilbertlike bowl of Grape Nuts into his dweeby steaming clam.
"Lick it! Oh yeah! That's what I like!"
""Sure as God made little green apples, and it don't rain in Indonapolis"", Alonzo Mourning zmak, as George Lucas jet-propulsed his cum-encrusted big ben into his salt-encrusted receptacle.
"Spam!", Alonzo Mourning fnord.
"Is it just me, or is that a penis in your pussy?", Alonzo Mourning spackled, as George Lucas fiddled her very, very small oblate spheroid.
Alonzo Mourning whipped his recalcitrant pee hole.
"Shazbot! Don't look at me like that!"

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