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| DOES ANYONE ELSE FEEL THIS WAY? Hey there! I am a 31-year-old in Milwaukee, WI. I am a single gay man, recently freed from my corporate shackles (hooray!) and wondering what the heck I'm going to do next (ummm....yikes). It is a hopeful, liberating, terrifying, worrisome time LOL....which, all in all, is probably a good sentence with which to introduce you to a guy who calls himself X. Static Blue. As I stumble but keep on truckin' through this beautiful, sad, strange world, I pass the time with great friends and family, my ongoing and seemingly uphill-both-ways battle to get back in shape, my twisted sense of humor, and my hobbies, including amateur songwriting/record producing, the alt-rock band I'm putting together, the cooking that I love to do that keeps the pudge in play, long walks at the Wehr Nature Center with my best friend, bowling, and yeah, some drinking too LOL. No man yet. ::SIGH:: I'm looking for a romantic dreamer with a twisted sense of humor, a bit aggressive, and sensitive too. I'd love to meet or talk to anybody who digs the site!! |
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| Fun Ways To Kill People 1. Hunt them for sport 2. Always remember ladies, Lifetime movies are like str8 male Kryptonite. 3. Something with plungers would be fun. 4. Setting them on fire with the power of your mind. 5. Astronauts only: Ask them to go on a space shuttle mission with you. Put on space suit. Explosively decompress spacecraft. 6. Replace their regular cereal with Kellog's new Colon Burst hi-fiber blend. 7. Become a James Bond-style supervillian. Steal two nuclear warheads. Let the dance begin. 8. Learn to use the dark side of the Force to strangle people. (Note: You will be hacked to pieces by Obi-Wan Kenobi) 9. Give their child a Xmas present marked, "Some Assembly Required." 10. In High School, I took computer programming classes, and I had to write this 3,000-line program to display a drawing of the Eiffel Tower with a flashing beacon at the top and flashing lights at the base. Have them do that. BONUS: INSPIRE THEM TO HAVE KIDS. CALL IT A DAY. BONUS 2: OFFER THEM A RIDE IN MY SISTER'S CAR. CALL IT A DAY. |
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