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PiCK up Linez n wut werks....personally i think they're a tad lame.. but here r a few tips for tha fellaz out there if u wanna get a:

REJECTION in most cases: with
a possibility of rolled eyes n mayb
even a slap hehe

~Hey babe! wanna get LUCKY?!?!?
~i'm easy. R u??
~I've had quite a bit to drink n ur starting to look pretty good.
~Let's take a shower together- u stink.
~What do u say we go back to my room n do sum math:add a bed, subtract our clothes,divide ur legs and multipy
(expect a slap with that one =D)
~Pardon me, are u in heat?
~I'll bet $10 i could take off ur clothes in under 30 secs.
~Screw me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?
~Do u kno the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Then let's go upstairs n talk..
~I'm new in town. Could u give me directions to ur apartment? (funny but still no number~! hehe)

Jokez on the Inside
~U GUYS.. i'm stuck! it HURTS!
~ WHo wants 2 change with me? I DO! RUN!
~Fobays r speesh shul
~It's JELLO!~
~Bowlin backwards!
~Mudwreaslting~
~Wuteva happens.. happens
~High off CoFFee~ cheesecake
~The snorting xmas song LoL
~Tar tar sauce please??
~Mowlawner~! he has ~ kraters
~Let's laugh~!!
~Want me 2 move that 4 u? cuz u kno.. i'm superman har har har LoL
~Dun scream in the bathroom!
~Do friends kiss? *ick*
~Keiii WeI~!
~PuGs r Sooo ugly!
~No rilli.. ur sooo far from normal!
~Dippity!!!~BoUnCe~!!!!
~wow she has BiG hair~!
~he is SO gay~!ahhh!!

Wut MITE WORK sumtimes~she'll prolly smile..u mite still b rejected but at least u won't b SLAPPED (ouch) ratings from ecrush.com
WARNING: pick up lines don't work on all girls no matter how good
   *for gold-diggers ick* i have more money then u can spend Rated:5
    What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? Rated:6
   (2 sum1 u've known for awhile) If i had a flower for everytime i thought of u, i'd be walkin thru my own garden. Rated:7
   Love is a very complex word, but i think i just found the meaning of it Rated: i'd b scared.. hehe but ecrush gave it an 8
   Are you an angel or do u honestly look that good? Rated:6.5
   Did the sun just come out or did u smile at me? Rated:8.5
   God made coke, God made Pepsi. God made u so damn sexy~!
Rated:7.6 iono how that got a high rating.. i'd b like umm ByE! hehe
To go HOME scroll 2 the top n poke a doughboi~! ;o)