)( Poor little crazy kid pt. 2 )(

[[A flash back.. this is to Cbk and Big Will... 

B
ig Willie-isms: Thank you Andy and Evan. Well, the reason I asked for this time back here is because I have a couple of announcements to make, and they mainly concern the match that we've just witnessed. Now as you have just noticed, both Ace and Virus put out there hardest effort in this match up. I mean, this was probably one of the most hardest fought battles that I've seen in a long time. This match and that 3 way weapons match. But anyway, what I have to say concerns Virus and Ace. Now for one thing, this match was pretty much ruined by Odin Paige when he came out there and attacked both Ace and Virus. Well, I'll tell you this. Virus will get a piece of Odin at a later date, but next week, Ace will get his piece at Odin. Now I'll tell you this. Ace had better not take Odin lightly because remember, he did defeat Sean Corbin here earlier tonight. So he is definetly a force to be wreckoned with. So next week, right here on Supreme Saturday, we will see Odin Paige taking on Ace!

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Now, Virus, Ive waited long enough. Im fully recovered from head injuries and your time is awaiting. Abaddon, Ill skip the past and go to the future, your in it. I see havok.. I see pain.. I see sorrow.. I see you spanking your MONKEY in the corner. Thats what I see.. and here, ill let you see the rest.]]

(The scene opens up on a wide strech of open interstate going from Manteo, North Carolina to Virginia. As the scene shifts to take in the emptyness of the interstate, a brand new, jet-black Nissan Altima comes flying past like a bat out of hell. The scene fades out and fades back in inside of the beautiful North American Car of the Year. And here is a big surprise to be driving this kind of car, Odin Paige. Paige, in all of his Ecko attired glory, seems very relaxed driving at speed in excess of one hundred miles per hour with Harvey drooling in the back)

Odin: ' I love the way driving relaxes me. I don't know why, but it just does. Nothing is more therapeutic than to take a nice car out for a spin. It lets you clear your head. But my head is not clear right now. I keep thinking about monkey ass son of sin Abaddon and the disease Virus. I get to step into the ring with those two poor excuses for human beings. Jesus, God had an off day when he created those two. As the late, great, Jeramiah once said, 'I guess God shouldn't have smoked that joint on the third day.' God had to have been high to have created those two. First, Abaddon, has the wrestling ability of a chimp (since he loves monkeys) , and the intellegence of a muskrat. It would take him two pairs of handcuffs to my legs to the ropes to keep me from getting up to kick his ass. Virus knows, as well as everyone else, that he ain't shit. He keeps on coming trying to be God/Goe whatever, but you can't be god unless you mean what you say or do that causes that a real God. Abaddon wants to spout off and talk about how I am commanded and do what he says. Mother fucker, I cant wait until Saturday. He just can't stand to know in his heart that he will never get to the level I am as quickly as I got here. I started this new era. I am the man who will begin every era in DRWF. I did something to cause a new era. What is Abaddon's biggest claim to fame? He will be known as the Shadow Man. He has always lived in the shadow of someone his whole career here in DRWF. He just doesn't have the in-ring talent nor the mic skills to stand on his own and shine. Now he will probably come back and say I play second fiddle to Exile in Natural Tribulation, but that is a load of shit. Exy and I are partners who confide within each other our plans for the Tribulation. Exy does his thing on the mic table and in the ring. I do my thing by making people realize why I am the main man. The thing with Abaddon is he wants to be the man now, but as long as I am here, at the top of my game like I am right now and soon be outbreak star, he will never, ever be the man. You see, little Coreyin class wants everything now. I worked damn hard to get where I am right now to let some little bastard who is about as over as WWE will be take my spot."

Harvey: '((waking up)) Uhh-ohhh... O, I think you said fucker in your promo. I thought you were cutting down on that?'

Odin: 'So? I said like one cuss word so dont go blabbin to the pastor at the church.'

Harvey: 'I cant help hes my role model.'

Odin: 'Uhh Right'

Harvey: 'What do ya mean? Pastor Davis is an excellent guy'

Odin: 'Yeah, and Abaddon is the next Seinfeld.'

Harvey: 'He is? I thought he Abaddon was a devil dude?'

Odin: 'close.. He looks like that monkey on "monkey bone" That movie.'  

Harvey: 'Haha, he does dont he? And he likes monkeys an awefule lot. Wander if his hand does too?'

Odin: ''Ha, sure of it. Thats the only handjobs he can get.'

Harvey: 'Yup'

Odin: 'This guy is really a peter piper and johnny cottontail. Does he wash cars for a living you think?'

Harvey: 'Probably. Anyway, how fast are we going?'

Odin: '120.'

Harvey: 'Whoa!!!'

Odin: 'Not really. Ive been doin this for almost an hour since I got out here..'

Harvey: 'Oh. I was asleep?'

Odin: 'you dumb fuck of course. Youve been asleep since we left.'

(Harvey stares at Odin at at his eyes roll up again and he falls back asleep.)

Odin: 'Dumb tired kid. Hes almost as worthless as Abaddon.'

(Odin sighs at the fact Abaddon doesnt know his history and likes chimps.. and drives on)

Odin: 'Abaddon, I dont follow your orders and if you even TRY and order me around Ill take you by McDonalds where you can give orders.. and play in the playhouse at the same time. Virus and I didn't have a problem with each other. He wanted to kick Ace's ass, I still want to kick Ace's ass after kicking it repeatedly off ring until he beat me when i was sick. We had something in common. I liked him. I respected the fact that he wanted a piece of Ace, as did I. Then he interfered my match on May 11th. He got all pissy and decided he wanted a piece of me. That is a sign of inexperience. You see when you have been around for as long as I have been in wrestling, you realize that accidents happen and you shake them off. He, however, went apeshit and decided he needed to attempt and get over on me and jackrabbit. Well now he has signed his own death warrant. Then Kris Jackson wanted to make a name for himself at my expense, after I taught him everything he knows so to speak. He didn't want to wait for the course of events to run themselves as do Abaddon and Virus. And look at him now, he is living next to IcE in some homeless shelter, or what looks like one, making his living by sucking off hobos for quarters. And why is Virus where he is now? Why will the same thing happen to Abaddon and Jackson? Because I showed him and I will show them why I am what REAL LEGENDS ARE MADE OF'

(Odin drives off still speeding.. ahh yes, a true hero to DRWF. He flips his finger in the air and the scene fades to black)

Skilled By .Paige