If you're gone...maybe it's time to come HOME!
                                                                                                                                                              
"Yeah. I don't think you ever want to quit, but there are moments when you have to regain perspective, when you go... what's going on? Especially when the caterings all fucked up!"

"Hey, we're attractive, man!"

"Oh, this is one of them K-Mart things" [on what he was wearing that night]

"He's an evil man...evil at best"

"I was hoping that there were going to be ten hits off the album" [about YOSLY, on CNN ShowBiz Today]

"My little Robbie is the man as well."

"I have a ferret named Timmy." [An unidentifed band member, but my suspicions are telling me Adam, during a very colorful radio interview.]

"Never lick a phone book." [taken from the Official Postcards from the Road]

"This is, uh, very important part of my show....It's a little eyeliner I do, I do it for the kids. It enhances my eyes." [Live From Australia]

::taking a lighter and burning a hole into a newspaper with David Hasselhoff and three girls:: "Hasselhoff can't take the heat baby! ::burning hole right where David's head is:: Now look, now look, where's Dave? ::David is slowly burning:: Oooh, where's Dave? ::big gaping hole in newspaper:: Hellooo, hellooo. ::kisses first girl in pic:: Hellooo! ::kisses second girl:: Hellooo! ::kisses third girl and looks at the hole again:: Oh David, you're head is f*cked up!" [Live From Australia]

"This is beautiful. We're having people arrested, because we want to."

"SAY HO HO HO.....NOW SCREEEEAM!!!" [Live From Australia]

"Kyle, you're the monkey, come on, climb that." [Live From Australia when Adam wanted Kyle to get the basketball.]

Adam: "I worked for one of those mass pizza chains, which I will not give the name up on the air [off handed] but I will give it to Sue over lunch. [a woman that won a contest to interview the band on the radio] I had to stick my arm out against my will cuz I had a huge manager and I thought he was going to beat me up. I turned and a giant garbage bin full of marinara sauce fell on my arm with my instructions on it. "
rob: "Wow, that was nice. [laughing]"
Ads: "Oh yeah, and there was a nice bit of hair in the sauce also."
Rob: "Yeah, You don't want to know what Ads does with his hands."
Ads: "Yeah. You don't!"

"Peace, love and faces that are friendly."

"And all this time, I thought he wrote that song about me, and it turned out to be about his wife, and I was like 'yeah, man, whatever.'" (talking about "Smooth")

"I always throw rock first!" (rock/paper/scissors)

"Love and peace and more from the secret location soon!!"

"I want to urinate on you when you're down." (for the Bent video)

"My hand's the MAN!"

"Little brother? I LOVE little brothers. Is his name Skippy?"

"Rugs and drugs--both hairy and scary!"

"I'm the oldest guy in pop."

"I eat freedom fries every day.  It’s the American way."

"Strength is something we all possess--but often lose sight of."

"I'm not much of a sports fan, but I just had to say that the Sixers kicked some Pistons ASS!" (May 10, 2003 in Philly)

"I love Mark McGrath. He's nuts, he's psychotic probably."

"I think as much as artists have an obligation to speak their mind and to represent themselves or a movement, I think you have an equal obligation not to be an idiot."

"I'm really, really content with our position. I really don't have aspirations beyond what we've achieved. Personally, I'll be really proud as long as we represent ourselves well and go out and play good shows and continue to develop and make good music. I think that would be just beautiful."

                                                                                                                                                              
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