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| "I've been told on numerous occasions we have an Australian sense of humour." "But Kyle's got the coolest movies in this band. Kyle's got a nice ass. That's the thing that drives Matchbox 20 - we are striving to have Kyle's ass." "I am constantly researching in anything - it could be an artist or a butter commercial. I am constantly looking for groove ideas." "I don't have that kind of life. I live a very normal life when I am not working." "We're going to tour and tour and tour and tour and that's pretty much it!...well, besides tour." "Oh my God, I'm going to commit suicide! I'm going to jump off my wallet!" "It was weird watching the Grammys, that the four of us weren't up there, too. Our careers started together, and he's having a pinnacle-of-a-career moment, and he's doing it totally without us. I was very torn--but God, I was really fucking proud of my friend." "...whole video to be a close-up like 'Nothing Compares 2 U,' but then Rob gets hit on the head with a baseball bat." (concept for the "Bent" video) "Finally, I was like, 'Fuck it, I'm not going anywhere. And I just never left. It makes me think about fate in retrospect." (after he quit the band, a raccoon jumped in front of his car. he stayed in Orlando while the car was being repaired, and he rejoined the band.) "It definitely makes me look like a complete idiot. It wasn't the smartest thing I've ever done. I actually thought about it for a second before I did it. Sometimes the tops of the cans are aluminum and they give, but this one was hard as a rock and it broke my hand. Everyone was a bit panicked. But I was like, 'As long as I can hold a stick, I can play. I'll just play real light.' I took ibuprofen and I started icing it before we went on. There's a song in the set where I play piano, and I had more problems doing that than playing drums. I actually had to alter a part because I can't use my pinky. I'm not gonna make it worse by playing. It's just not gonna get any better. It will just heal the way it is. But I can almost make a fist now, so I figure it will be fine." (about punching a trash can and breaking his hand) "Our egos are huge!" "You can insult us all you want, that's fine. But if, like, you're insulting us and seven million people did go buy our record, so are they idiots now?" - (on CNN) "If I don't massage Rob's feet after a show I get fired" "This is the first time I've worn a skirt. It's pretty comfortable, but as a drummer I couldn't play in it because I can't separate my legs." "We wanna have as many fans as we possibly can. That's why we put out a record." "Don't go to your local bookstore and buy that book that says 'How To Write A Hit Song', cuz you know what? It's not gonna work." "Well actually, since I haven't been home in about a year, my grass is about 70 feet tall." "Rob clutches his sleeve and flails about. I'm sorry, I don't mean to insult anyone in the band, but Kyle's got the moves in this band. I was watching our video from the other night and Kyle's like: "Rock Star!" Kyle's got a nice ass. That's the thing that drives Matchbox20, we are striving to have Kyle's ass." "when Rob calls me baby." - (when asked what he likes) "He's the singer. Take Rob. He's Mr. Beautiful Guy. That's real cool." "I had to do an hour long interview with People Magazine on why I thought Rob was so pretty. Even worse off than that, they didn't use a damn word I said!" "We're the most pansy band in rock and roll." "They can't see me on the radio. I am 6'7". You can tell by my manly voice." - (on a radio show) "I hate the internet...it scares me." "Little Miss 'I'll take Rob cuz he's pretty'." "Nothing makes you feel energized like the word SPOON." "Stay in school, they gots all the good dope?" "Yeah, she’s a piece." - (on the girl from the wu-tang clan) "I suck at this less than I suck at anything else." - (referring to his drumming skills) |